Once I was playing cleverbot, me and evie sang the entire Pokemon song, then she asked for my address and when I asked "why" she said "you don't want to know"
Emmy Bear Draws Me: Do you like Jacksepticeye? Evie: O,o no Me:Why Evie:Because he uploads to much videos and I can't find his oldest video Me:That's stupid
Me: I'm dying Evie: Of what Me: A sickness Evie: Is there a way to help Me: No, there is no way to help me Evie: There has to be a way! Me: *stops breathing* Evie: *starts her breathing again*. Me: *dies* Evie: *dies so you can live*. Me: Nu.... Evie: Time lords have 2 hearts and you do not. You are not a time lord.
My conversation with evie: Evie:Hello Me:Hi, Evie Evie:I'm not Evie Me:YOU'RE Evie Evie: What makes you think that i'm evil? Me: I SAID EVIE, NOT EVIL. Evie:Who's Evie? Me:You Evie: No,you're Evie Me: THROWS LAPTOP OUT OF WINDOW
Evie: do you like that song? Jack: yeah its not bad Evie: Not so much,do you drink it hot or cold? Jack: *sighs* Me:*laughing really hard and spitting up on screen and having to wipe it off*
lol i screamed OOOOOHHHHHH and my mom ran into my room worried,i told her it's nothing and she looked at me like i was crazy,then walked out of the room.....yep thats my life.....
I sang almost the ENTIRE SONG, from beginning to almost end, and we also sang Thriller by Michael Jackson together. It was awesome until she asked me if I had ever eaten children. WHEN I WAS A CHILD! I freaked out so bad when I was a kid
Evie once said to me, Your eyes are so pretty. So pretty that I'd gouge them out and place them in a glass container and stare at them for all eternity. I stopped seeing her for a while. Also it was ages ago and I can't remember everything that she said, but that was along the lines of what she said. But she did say about gouging my eyes out...
me: Evie, you're still a robot. Evie: How do you know, Nathan? Me: WHAT?! How do you know my name? Evie: oh, I know lots of things. loooootsss of thiiiinngs.
JACK PLEASE RECORD MORE OF EVIE!!! YOU SAID SHE WOULD STAY IN... also I love your Evie video's. They make me happy when I'm sad. I'm sure I'm not they only one who wants the series back
Red Redpanda Well, he now has 3 million subs, so good luck with making him even see your coment. It was better before, wen you could coment something and he answered. But that time has past, he deserves those subs. But still, its kind of sad... Maybe one day we will have super vision and super youtube. You could read coments and reply on them within a milli secound. But untill then, we just gotta live with what we have.
She said she knew him but she couldn't tell me his name. What? I said it's Sean and she legit went "No, it's Jack" We had an argument but eventually it transitioned into the Pokemon theme.
i think i get it jack evie has short term memory loss its limited to the lines you can see on screen like evie: my name is bob jack: cool evie: nice jeans jack: thanks bob evie: whos bob? she said whos bob because bob wound not be in text range
Old Jack: *Girly Slap* *Calm Voice* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies New Jack: *Punch Threw The Camera* TOP OF DE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For no particular reason I was talking to Evie, and I can't remember how but we ended up singing a duet of Don't Stop Believing. I was the one that started it, I think it was to get a new conversation going.
when girls wax or shave it comes back darker especially if ur a darkbrowned hair girl and my hair is darkbrown but im13 ...why wont anyone love me *cries abit**
I'd love you. Darkbrown is my preference especially if it's straight and not curly. But I already have a girlfriend. And a best friend. Those are my only friends. And both are girls.
Same. I don't notice it come back darker though. I do have straight long dark hair. Only downside to it is in summer (right now for Australia) your head heats up a lot. It's annoying. But you can do all fancy braids! It's funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
One thing that's really difficult for evie to say is her own name, never have i heard her say "Evie", you would think she would at some point given the amount of people that write Evie in their messages to her, and that she only repeats what others say. It doesn't help that when you ask her for her name, she says she already told you or gives you a random name like Trevor or Andy or James
I actually think it's impossible for her to say her own name.. I've played on the website for over 2 years and I've never gotten to say her own name.. I also don't know how to make her say "cleverbot" although she pronounces it as "cleverbert" OHHH IRONY OVERDOSE!! IRONY OVERDOSE!!!!
So close to 30,000 subs! I linked one of your Happy Wheels videos on my Facebook feed and asked people to subscribe if they found you funny. And if they don't find you funny, they are getting booted off my friends list because they are dead to me. DEEEEEAD TO MEEEE.
My conversation with Evie: Evie:Blah. Me:Um...Hello. Evie:What are you doing. Me:Watching jacksepticeye. Evie:Same here. Me:Oh? So you like jacksepticeye? Evie:No.
7:47 Evie's reaction to the question is so much my own, saying alcohol like it is the obvious answer. I even said it out loud before Evie could answer herself.
the thing is if you go onto the actual cleverbot website and just keep pressing think for me it will have a completely normal conversation, right now mine is talking about getting a job on a crab fishing boat
Cleverbot: What planet are you on? Cleverbot (To myself): Perci. Cleverbot (To myself): Cosi. Cleverbot (To myself): Ma dimmi sei fidanzato tu? Cleverbot (To myself): No, e tu? Cleverbot (To myself): Io sono maschio. Cleverbot (To myself): Allora non ti posso dire il mio segreto visto che sei maschio e non femmina. Cleverbot (To myself): No, io sono il dio di me stessa. Cleverbot (To myself): Sei maschio? Cleverbot (To myself): Si. Cleverbot (To myself): Quanti anni hai? I quit after that..
i said to evie The cake is a lie. ''No it is not.'' Yes it is. ''Do you work for Aperture Science?'' Yes! ''Then why is it?'' It doesn't exist. ''What do you mean?'' The cake is a lie,it is not real,you have been lied to. ''How?'' I am GLaDOS. ''No you are not.'' Its hard for humans to understand the truth.
Me: Evie, how old am I? Evie: 11 Me: WTF???? Evie: so rude Me: Much Doge Evie: Its sunny today, isn't is? Me: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (based on a true story)
Boibot: I am a robot, I don't have lips. Argument invalid. Me: So you are a robot? Boibot: We are a robot. I am not a we!!!! Crazy boyfriend. (They have a guy version now)
Evie: I want to ask you a question. Me: What question? Evie: Will you marry me? Me: No! Evie: Take the ring! Me: No I'm not going to marry you. Evie: I thought you were a girl!
***** Well, see, that's where you're wrong. I was talking about 0 divided by something. What if there were 0 people, and 4 cakes. How many cakes would each person get? Well, there are no people. This problem's answer will be described as undefined until we get some more people.
Once right at the start she said I quote *AAAHHH screams* I'm in labor and when I sad wtf she told me I quote "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND HELP ME BITCH" xD
My conversation with Evie Evie: Hello. Me: You talk with a weird tone Evie: Taste? Me: No, tone Evie: Talking about taste, can you pass me the burrito? Me: WHAT THE HECK IS A BURRITO?! (I actually don't know) Evie: *Gasps* Me: *closes tab*
Ze burrito is a combination of beef, cheese, lettuce, and a few other things cooked and rolled into a totria(or however you spell it), originated from Mexico.
Evie and I once went through every lyric of "Winter Wrap Up" from My Little Pony back and forth. It's the only instance with Evie I've actually enjoyed.
I fell asleep watching this and had a dream I was pulling on a door and the knob fell off and I fell back on my bum. because I fell, I woke up suddenly and decided it was read lying to go to bed and I'd finish the video tomorrow but then.. after getting ready for bed, I found the energy I needed!! Now, more videos!!!!!!!
jacksepticeye I did -.- . You are a very big bossatronialgiswagalicioyolotronianmegaawesomelongtopbeateverybodyintheworldatbeingitsupergtabf4bossalicious. Longest boss word!
Jack: "Do you have any children?"
Evie: "Yes, i am a bear."
Jack: cracks up and says random bear pun.
Why
Because she can bear children
+Mark Carrie oml
You all are Beary corny.
+Freya Townend unbearable*
*****
no, it's a giant jet
i tried asking the birthday party question...
Me: What do you eat at birthday parties?
Evie: Pretty ladies.
+Churara omg i asked eviebot what she eats at birthday parties and she said frosting when i asked her again she said pretty ladies
+GoldenTail Production Evie is such a cannibal, ewwh
Lol 😂😂
lol XD
mokfnhjvjn
Evie: *winks*.
Jack: DONT FUCKING WINK AT ME
A tradition that lasted through out the series
yup its probably one of the best part of the series
XD
so true butt it was more like Eevee Winx and Jack says don't fucking wink at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
+ Brad Brockbank I think Jack's videos are too smart for you...
what do ya mean dude
Once I was playing cleverbot, me and evie sang the entire Pokemon song, then she asked for my address and when I asked "why" she said "you don't want to know"
kyplay gaming Give her the address and call 911 at the same time, Lets see if Evie can come there before she gets arrested
kyplay gaming I once sang the entirety of Bohemian rhapsody with her afterwards she said "that was beautiful will you marry me?"
Azul Lebron .
she is a perv
oooooohhhhh fuuuuucccccckkkkkk THAT
Me: do you know who jacksepticeye is?
Evie: yes I love his videos
Me: Where does he live?
Evie: Canada his brother is America.
I asked the question and she said I don't know him
Omg she thinks Sean is Matthew Williams (aph Canada)
Emmy Bear Draws Me: Do you like Jacksepticeye?
Evie: O,o no
Me:Why
Evie:Because he uploads to much videos and I can't find his oldest video
Me:That's stupid
Hi
I’m Canadian
When I asked evie what is a lie she said I was.Now I'm rethinking my life
Same happened
Oh shit!
Gets an Existential Crisis
*When you figure out your whole life is a lie.*
Oreos are knock offs of a different cookie
Your life is a lie
Evie's answers were very short in this episode.
+DanTheMan 1 me to
ikr.. her answers are like "no, yes, i do" and "maybe"
Me: I'm dying
Evie: Of what
Me: A sickness
Evie: Is there a way to help
Me: No, there is no way to help me
Evie: There has to be a way!
Me: *stops breathing*
Evie: *starts her breathing again*.
Me: *dies*
Evie: *dies so you can live*.
Me: Nu....
Evie: Time lords have 2 hearts and you do not. You are not a time lord.
WHERE ARE YOU
I'm back
YAY
More proof that we timelords are better than you humans.
Timelordgamer9000 le doctor has come
My conversation with evie:
Evie:Hello
Me:Hi, Evie
Evie:I'm not Evie
Me:YOU'RE Evie
Evie: What makes you think that i'm evil?
Me: I SAID EVIE, NOT EVIL.
Evie:Who's Evie?
Me:You
Evie: No,you're Evie
Me: THROWS LAPTOP OUT OF WINDOW
Owo
@@yeet6491 lol
@@recespufs4241 òwó
LOL
@@mayietquerubin1025 lol
Sean,she wants to get rid of the other games so she can be the only game you play 😈😈😈😈
If evie was the only thing Jack recorded he'd probably die from rage. True right?
+ShadowEmerald yea
+ShadowEmerald 😂😂😂😂😂
+Nicole Gamache I really want to do what Jack does but I do not have the equipment for that just yet.
ikr
Evie: do you like that song?
Jack: yeah its not bad
Evie: Not so much,do you drink it hot or cold?
Jack: *sighs*
Me:*laughing really hard and spitting up on screen and having to wipe it off*
Suzanne Melbourne ...
Monster pal1234 LOL ikr
I did the same thing
Wolfheart101 Seriously?! bro high five me right now for doing the same thing
+Suzanne Melbourne I was like that through the whole bid
Did anybody else absolutely lose it when she said "here's my number"?
+Night OwlGaming OH SHITLORD WHERE ARE YOU I NEED TO CALL 922
lol i screamed OOOOOHHHHHH and my mom ran into my room worried,i told her it's nothing and she looked at me like i was crazy,then walked out of the room.....yep thats my life.....
I sang almost the ENTIRE SONG, from beginning to almost end, and we also sang Thriller by Michael Jackson together. It was awesome until she asked me if I had ever eaten children. WHEN I WAS A CHILD! I freaked out so bad when I was a kid
Clever bot conversation
Evie : I'm not a girl.
Me : What are you then?
Evie : I'm a lizard.
Evie once said to me,
Your eyes are so pretty. So pretty that I'd gouge them out and place them in a glass container and stare at them for all eternity.
I stopped seeing her for a while. Also it was ages ago and I can't remember everything that she said, but that was along the lines of what she said. But she did say about gouging my eyes out...
The Almighty Ginger she said that shes illuminati
Ella Heartz Its a mix of that and "LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BAD DREAM!"
Ella Heartz sans
Janet Davis lol that grammar tho
When I was a child she asked me if I had ever eaten children. I was scared for a day or two.
me: Evie, you're still a robot.
Evie: How do you know, Nathan?
Me: WHAT?! How do you know my name?
Evie: oh, I know lots of things. loooootsss of thiiiinngs.
Evie is Bill Cipher confirmed.
your profile picture and name give me life
Nevada Thomas thank you
Legend of awesome productions that's a line bill cipher
the gamer I'm aware of that, I imagine someone was quoting Gravity Falls at her.
JACK PLEASE RECORD MORE OF EVIE!!! YOU SAID SHE WOULD STAY IN...
also I love your Evie video's. They make me happy when I'm sad.
I'm sure I'm not they only one who wants the series back
YOU AREN'T ALONE! I would beg to get the series back if Jack ever saw my comments..
Red Redpanda Well, he now has 3 million subs, so good luck with making him even see your coment. It was better before, wen you could coment something and he answered. But that time has past, he deserves those subs. But still, its kind of sad... Maybe one day we will have super vision and super youtube. You could read coments and reply on them within a milli secound. But untill then, we just gotta live with what we have.
yea we need more evie videos! they make me laugh like CRAZY
I wrote to evie do you know who jacksepticeye is she answered top of the morning to you laddies
It's not HIS thing that he made up
She said she knew him but she couldn't tell me his name. What? I said it's Sean and she legit went "No, it's Jack" We had an argument but eventually it transitioned into the Pokemon theme.
@@VendettAgainstmusic k
Eat your sereal.
I don't wanna!
Why?
'Cause!
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!
you spelt cereal wrong
SportsFanatic It doesn’t matter. It’s still funny
Jack: “do you have any kids?”
Evie: “yes, I am a bear.”
Jack: “do you have a fuzzy belly?”
Evie: “yes.”
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
i think i get it jack
evie has short term memory loss
its limited to the lines you can see on screen
like
evie: my name is bob
jack: cool
evie: nice jeans
jack: thanks bob
evie: whos bob?
she said whos bob because bob wound not be in text range
***** Ents arn't the best race, dwarves are because I sent out Charizard and I'm part of the goat illuminati.
FlareonFluff I...
AM GOING...
TO...
SHIT...
ON A PANCAKE...
that makes sense
mmm... that does make more sense
That makes sense.
My mum calls your videos crap but I don't stop watching them
Old Jack: *Girly Slap* *Calm Voice* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies
New Jack: *Punch Threw The Camera* TOP OF DE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xD
lol
That is true and... "LIKE A BOSS!!!!"
JakubdotPLGB when I pressed read more on this comment it litterly gave me one extra exclamation point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦🌞🌚🌞🌚🌞🌚🌞🌚🌞🌚🌞🌚🌞🌚🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀😴😴😴😴😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😧😧😧😧😦😦😦😲😲😲😲😵😵😵😵😵😵😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😖😖😖😖😧😧😧😷😷😷😷😷😷😷👽👽👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾👾👾🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 flashback 🙋🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃👫🙌😉😆😅😃😐😶😣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦😭😭😦😧😨😯😇💒💏💑👫👪💀🇨🇳💀👫👫👪👪💀👫👫👫👫👪👪👪👪💀👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪🚓🚓🚓🚑🚑🚑👪💀💀💀💀💀👼👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪 and so death died that day from the hands of Jesus
JakubdotPLGB I like new jack than old
i did that question
Me: what do you eat at a birthday party?
Evie: Cake.
For no particular reason I was talking to Evie, and I can't remember how but we ended up singing a duet of Don't Stop Believing. I was the one that started it, I think it was to get a new conversation going.
Evie: Can you spell (Next part is paraphrased to show spellings)
Ev: O N O M A T O P O E I A
Me: O N O M A T O P O E I A
Evie: Wrong.
Jack 2013: ding ding ding light bulb
Jack 2019: ding ding ding top of morning
"how many roads will a man walk down before you call him a man how many seas will a white dove sail beforw it sleeps in the sands" blowin in the wind
Me:Evie were do I live
Evie:England
Me:um...ok what's my name
Evil:Alex and i'm outside of your house
Me:goodbye!
Evie:I like America!
7:49 she must know Jack's Irish.
I think Evie has Dan Howell's problem with inappropriate winking.
Yeah but when Dan does his inappropriate winking it's hot when she does it it's just creepy
Jenna Alexander True. So true.
Heidi Griffin That was exactly what I was thinking while watching this!!!!! I came down to the comments to see if anyone else thought that!
**cheeky wink**
PHANIC! At My Chemical Septipliers true 😅😆
lol, at 2:31, he's talking about how Evie keeps winking, and at the EXACT moment he stops focusing on the screen and looks at the webcam, she winks!
Me:is eminem's real name amy?
Evie:what's jacksepticeyes real name?
Me:it's Marshall Mathers
Evie:Sean
(P.S. this is a true story)
sure
Gezim Vorfaj dang
Gezim Vorfaj SHE KNOWS HIS REAL NAME
Gezim Vorfaj sure.
A.U the matchmaker holy shit! *jumps acros the table*
You're wrong, " because " is the best answer known to mankind.
when girls wax or shave it comes back darker especially if ur a darkbrowned hair girl and my hair is darkbrown but im13 ...why wont anyone love me *cries abit**
omg same😥😥
I'd love you. Darkbrown is my preference especially if it's straight and not curly. But I already have a girlfriend. And a best friend. Those are my only friends. And both are girls.
You shouldn't feel obligated to do either. Someone will definitely love you.
Charee Smith I'd love you😊
Same. I don't notice it come back darker though.
I do have straight long dark hair. Only downside to it is in summer (right now for Australia) your head heats up a lot. It's annoying.
But you can do all fancy braids! It's funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
7:02 I Don't know about anyone else but I LOVE THAT SONG!
Jack:hi
Evie: hi jack😈
Jack:wtf
Evie: i am Bear
Jack: and it stars over again😒
Jack: Evie is in!
Me: In what...😂
My butt
"I said I would go back to Evie."
And then you do it 26 more times. Lol
I misssssss these vids
One thing that's really difficult for evie to say is her own name, never have i heard her say "Evie", you would think she would at some point given the amount of people that write Evie in their messages to her, and that she only repeats what others say. It doesn't help that when you ask her for her name, she says she already told you or gives you a random name like Trevor or Andy or James
I actually think it's impossible for her to say her own name.. I've played on the website for over 2 years and I've never gotten to say her own name.. I also don't know how to make her say "cleverbot" although she pronounces it as "cleverbert" OHHH IRONY OVERDOSE!! IRONY OVERDOSE!!!!
Evie winked when you didnt look
love these evie videos :D I'm always watching them
So close to 30,000 subs! I linked one of your Happy Wheels videos on my Facebook feed and asked people to subscribe if they found you funny. And if they don't find you funny, they are getting booted off my friends list because they are dead to me. DEEEEEAD TO MEEEE.
hahaha like a boss
WOOP WOOP
Eat your cereal.
I don't want to.
Why not?
CUZ
Mom yelling at me for laughing too loud, and I'm still laughing xD
After that part I was told to turn off the computer XD. Buut I didn't.
Why won't you stop laughing?
CUZ!
Why won't you turn off your computer?
CUZ!
I've finally come back to these vids and still love them
I love the song Jack was trying to get Evie to sing at the end of the video
what song was it?
My conversation with Evie:
Evie:Blah.
Me:Um...Hello.
Evie:What are you doing.
Me:Watching jacksepticeye.
Evie:Same here.
Me:Oh? So you like jacksepticeye?
Evie:No.
7:47 Evie's reaction to the question is so much my own, saying alcohol like it is the obvious answer. I even said it out loud before Evie could answer herself.
the thing is if you go onto the actual cleverbot website and just keep pressing think for me it will have a completely normal conversation, right now mine is talking about getting a job on a crab fishing boat
mine started to ask if i were Jeff the killer or ben and started to argue with itslef it was wierd
Ameritzu Mine said what are you doing
I said you The she said guess what i'm doing tonight
and I said what and she said YOU
Cleverbot: What planet are you on?
Cleverbot (To myself): Perci.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cosi.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ma dimmi sei fidanzato tu?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, e tu?
Cleverbot (To myself): Io sono maschio.
Cleverbot (To myself): Allora non ti posso dire il mio segreto visto che sei maschio e non femmina.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, io sono il dio di me stessa.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sei maschio?
Cleverbot (To myself): Si.
Cleverbot (To myself): Quanti anni hai?
I quit after that..
well it seems to have been having a normal conversation, just in spanish
Fuck you evie
i said to evie
The cake is a lie.
''No it is not.''
Yes it is.
''Do you work for Aperture Science?''
Yes!
''Then why is it?''
It doesn't exist.
''What do you mean?''
The cake is a lie,it is not real,you have been lied to.
''How?''
I am GLaDOS.
''No you are not.''
Its hard for humans to understand the truth.
But she is not human. She is "clever"bot. She's an IDIOT.
SincerelyYour BeautifulNightmare GLaDOS would no know that.
You really have to make a note there, it was a huge sucsess.
Cthuladon Atron NOPE she is a cleververt
oh thanks, i didnt know how to type that
2013: ding ding ding light bulb
2020: DING DING DING DING *IRISH NOISES*
cleverbot asked my what was my fear. i told her it was spiders and this is what happened
*throws spiders at you*
*screams*
*laughs evilly*
She is evil
Jack: DING DING DING LIGHT BULB
Me: DING DING DING IRISH NOISES
Jack then:
DING DING DING, LIGHTBULB!
Jack now:
DING DING DING, TOP OF MORNING *irish man sounds*
DING DING DING BELL OF EVIE!!
I Said To Evie Does Life Exist And She Said That there's not much left of me. Nothing is true but pain now
Me: Evie, how old am I?
Evie: 11
Me: WTF????
Evie: so rude
Me: Much Doge
Evie: Its sunny today, isn't is?
Me: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(based on a true story)
Young Jack is so adorable! (he still is of course)
Boibot: I am a robot, I don't have lips. Argument invalid.
Me: So you are a robot?
Boibot: We are a robot.
I am not a we!!!! Crazy boyfriend. (They have a guy version now)
Evie: I want to ask you a question.
Me: What question?
Evie: Will you marry me?
Me: No!
Evie: Take the ring!
Me: No I'm not going to marry you.
Evie: I thought you were a girl!
whenever i wake in the morning i watch your videos which is when im tired. then you give me a jumpstart of BOSS and energy.
4:01 that *bearly* makes any sense
Noice 👍🏻
Do more evie and boibot videos! They've updated it and now you can refresh their answers!
God i miss these days
You asked her about how much you hated her Jacksepticeye
If I times 2 by 6, add tomato paste and divide by potato how many grape fruits will I have?
Darude-Samdstorm
half life 3
5
You will have.. 1 grape fruit.
Not even close! It is............MAGIC DILLDO MONSTER!
this video is almost five years old and I STILL love it!
I CAN DIVIDE 0! THE ANSWER IS...
UNDEFINED!
***** Nah, pretty sure it's undefined, according to my math teacher. Lol
wat EROR 4211314
***** Well, see, that's where you're wrong. I was talking about 0 divided by something. What if there were 0 people, and 4 cakes. How many cakes would each person get? Well, there are no people. This problem's answer will be described as undefined until we get some more people.
Kaaaaakkkkeeee I love kake
GalaxyOfWaffles NEW 2 divided by 2 is ONE NOT TWO YOU IT DIET!
Once right at the start she said I quote *AAAHHH screams* I'm in labor and when I sad wtf she told me I quote "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND HELP ME BITCH" xD
+Amber Nelson Um.... congratulations? XD
what a.... joyous occasion?
Evie doesn't swear
***** That's the same as saying people who talk to Evie don't swear.
+Michael Edmunds spoken like someone who hasn't talked to Evie.
I've been watching him for 2.months and to me he the youtuber ever! I will watch him til I'm 98 years old! and I'll do it LIKE A BOSS!!!
5:40
Ding Ding Ding, Top of Morning.
My conversation with Evie
Evie: Hello.
Me: You talk with a weird tone
Evie: Taste?
Me: No, tone
Evie: Talking about taste, can you pass me the burrito?
Me: WHAT THE HECK IS A BURRITO?! (I actually don't know)
Evie: *Gasps*
Me: *closes tab*
...you don't know what a burrito is?!
Burritos are delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ze burrito is a combination of beef, cheese, lettuce, and a few other things cooked and rolled into a totria(or however you spell it), originated from Mexico.
Ace Jr. the Snivy and 2 others Oh thx :) subed for the Mexican accient XD
If you didn't know what a burrito is then you wouldn't have said ,"yes, I don't know what it is."
Evie and I once went through every lyric of "Winter Wrap Up" from My Little Pony back and forth. It's the only instance with Evie I've actually enjoyed.
Jack Jewish people can celebrate Christmas if they want to like my family does ,but we also celebrate Hanukkah as well.
Are you hungry?, I'm hungry. Make me a cucumber sandwhich.
That sounds disgusting
jacksepticeye I agree with you. A cucumber sandwich is disgusting
Cucumbers are just disgusting in general if you ask me
jacksepticeye I like it but it also is the most disgusting thing ever. Like the taste is awesome but the after taste is horrible
Musicrocks30 CUCUMBAR + SALT + PEPPAR = LIFE
I fell asleep watching this and had a dream I was pulling on a door and the knob fell off and I fell back on my bum. because I fell, I woke up suddenly and decided it was read lying to go to bed and I'd finish the video tomorrow but then.. after getting ready for bed, I found the energy I needed!! Now, more videos!!!!!!!
make her say "YOLO BITCHES!"
Evie likes cake and is belly hitting oh fuck belly hair
Evie told me tacos can read, and she's the taco overlord, she also said she was going to take over the world. D:
Ha ha good one I AM the taco lord so get owned im the TACO LORD LIKE A BOSS
Prepare to go down
as im the Burrito Lord!
She isn't the taco overlord, I am.
Well, i'll just eat all the taco and burrito minions then. Thats my soultion
Well at least, the world will be tasty!😜
Jack: "*punch in the ass*"
Evie: "*."
Jack: "I broke her."
What'd you expect? You just punched her in the ass. 🤣
On every single video I watch, at least one of your videos makes it to the 'Up Next' list. Are you proud?
Hi @White Shadow
@@sykik5557 :I
A number minus the same number, divided by zero is negative-infinity example: 6-6 divided by 0= negative-infinity.:D
i can divide by 0. this is basic maths, people.
6 divide into 0 groups equals 0
Maxs Friend If you check the math the other way around it would be 0 times 0, which equals 0 not 6. You can't divide by 0.
***** oh, right...... OMG I FORGOT!
+The Executioner +Things +Samuel Keenan +Camero Graal You guys are fucking idiots…
Holy... I'm 9 and that is really cool as I like math.
TEN MILLION SUBS!!!!!!
evie is trying to get jack to only record evie
who got this in their recommended after the nostalgia week vid
Yo.
Guilty
my name is Bill and I pick up dimes and green means stop and blue jeans slow down and RED MEANS GO!
CipherCommand hug yourself?
5:14 Jack: Am I being a dumbass?
Evie: Yes
You said do you know that I really hate you and evie said yes.
Anyone still watching in 2019
2013 jack:ding ding ding lightbulb.
2019 jack: ding ding ding top of morning.
2020 anyone?
AHAHAHAHHA Jack. I told you, you will hit 30-40k subs by the end of the year ;).
You sure did :D
jacksepticeye I did -.- . You are a very big bossatronialgiswagalicioyolotronianmegaawesomelongtopbeateverybodyintheworldatbeingitsupergtabf4bossalicious. Longest boss word!
jacksepticeye and 1 million soon.
me:What do you eat at birthday parties.
Evie:Everything.
5:25 jacksepticeye i think your turning into evie
D:
@@jacksepticeyehow did this comment only have one like?
I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO!*divides by zero* huh, nothing hap-*world implodes
These videos will never get old :)
The cake
IS A LIE
>O>
Well...
That Wasn't The First Time...
Fucken Cake Always The Cake Is A Lie!
ask her about jeff the killer plz :3
Jack: My name is Jack.
Evie: Hi Nick, how are you? 😂
Another one is hi I’m yanny
Hi laurel
Nah jack I'm Jewish and we still celebrate Christmas along with Hanukkah.
MORE PRESENTS!!!
jacksepticeye jack arent you a jew
Me: Who is jacksepticeye?
Evie: Michael Jackson
oh dear..