conversation i just had with evie. tried to be nice to her and everything. evie highlighted: Do you know jacksepticeye? *I've heard of him.* Do you like him? *I don't know him well enough to decide.* Good answer! i see. well, i don't know jacksepticeye personally, but i have seen his videos and he seems like a really great guy. it may sound like a stretch, but i can say i love him! :). *A-hah! I knew you didn't know everything!* Haha! of course i don't know everything. but what i do know is that jacksepticeye is a BOSS. *I never said you did know everything?* Jacksepticeye is a BOSS. *Yes.* Do you know jacksepticeye? *No.* ... and that's evie for ya.
Evie: i know your name Me: no you dont Evie: its evie Me: how do you know btw its not evie Evie: im you Me: no your not Evie: im watching Me: im watching you Evie: im watching you, And your not watching me Me: look behide you Evie: moo Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My relationship with Evie: Evie: You're boring Me: You're boring Evie: You're boring (A few hours later) Evie: Stop Me: Stop (A few more hours later) Me: Bye Evie: moo
my conversation w/ Evie: Me: Who is jacksepicye? Evie: The boss. Me: Is Speed Key? Evie: Will you Marry Me? Me: Who is Jacksepticeye? Evie: I don't know.
Yeah. I was "chatting" with Evie for about 3 hours today, when she asked me if I loved her. Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way. Evie: Well I truly love you, but I don't think it's right. Me: Me either, since I'm a strait woman. Evie: I am a boy now. Do you love me yet? Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way... Evie: Do you want to be underneath me or on top? Me: Um... Evie: *tears prickle at the corners of my eyes* I understand. Me: It's just I just met you, and stuff... I don't even know what to type now... Evie: Have you heard of the Marvel hero Hulk? Me: I need to go. Evie: When will I see you again, love? Me: Later today or tomorrow? Evie: I will be here waiting for you. Me: ... Uh.. Kay bye... (Awkward crickets go here) "Well...Things got very strange very fast..."
I just tried to do that to her then she keeps trying that bullshit on me. Me: Spell "me" Evie: How do you spell me? Me: Spell "me" Evie: How do you spell me? (1 minute later of me raging that she's not doing what I want) Me: M-E-D Evie: You forgot the D Me: Nope, I have it here Evie: *sobbing*
Evie: How old are you? Jack: I'm 486 Evie: How old is the universe. Jack: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! IVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT LITTLE TIME! Yeah. 486 years is a short little time. XD
Jack. I was literally having the worst day today. But I watched this and it made me laugh like no other. I couldn't hold it in. I wish you still made these videos.
My Evie Conversation: Evie: Are you a chicken? Me: No, What is your name? Evie: My name is clev-ur-burt, what is your name? Me: My name is Evie! Evie: I don't like that name. Evie dosen't like her own name D:
The Universe is 13.8 billion years old. We know thanks to radio spectrum analysis. The light coming from the first 300,000 years of the Universe is all the same, but after that it starts to become gradient because things started cooling off.
It was funny but not nearly as funny as the past one because the microphone option was half the fun. It took away the hilarious reactions you did when it failed. Honestly it's great but I wouldn't let it last too long. jacksepticeye
You could turn this into a drinking game where every time sean says STOP WINKING AT ME you have to take a shot, by the end of the playlist you'd be drunk off your arse.
Andrea Sofia Miranda Ortiz we have that, all cookies, all cakes, all ice creams, all doughnuts, and all pizzas! why you think we practice the dark side? helps with our figures and keeps us thin XD
I don't think THEY took the microphone out, ever since Google Chrome 35 and now 36 came out, it seems to have disabled that functionality on some sites. Even in the settings of Chrome it's messed up.
my converstation with evie she (at the begin): are u kelly turtleroad me: yes O.O she: i like poop me: uhu. she: that is my name me: hi uhu. wait how do u know im kelly turtleroad?? she: im watching you -creepy face- me: -leaving page-
Pro tip when talking to eviebot, BoiBot, etc.: Don't say "Never gonna give you up" to them, well, unless you want Them to not stop singing the song. You have to literally start a new convo.
+Uini Kitty nuh uh! MINECRAFT FRICKIN DIARIES IS THE DRAMA PACKED SERIES SCREW YOU ALL I HATE YOU IM LEAVING F************* *%##%* *#%¥£ YOURE ALL JERKS AHHHHHHHHHHHH! * tries to kill you before she blows up, you find yourself backing away, then running saying "okeeeeeeeeee"
Odd - I was feeling depress today because I kinda felt emotionless and felt like no one understood me (kinda like Evie here). Good thing I went to watch Jacksepticeye and saw this video on What To Watch. Thank you for making me smile and laugh tonight Jack!
jacksepticeye I know something that might work. Go to Wikiquote and read some quotes from The Joker. Some of them can be really funny, or *really* messed up. Should be interesting.
My conversation with Evie: Me: Jacksepticeye. Evie: Dear Rosemarry. Me: Who's Rosemarry? Evie: The one who let Jack go. Me: Why did Rosemarry let Jack go? Evie: *Rick Rolls me* Me: -_-
I love watching this, its the most funny thing I have ever seen in my life. I have never watched a more funny video jack septiceye. You are (the) Boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My converstation with Evie -Evie: Are you male or female? -Me: Male -Evie: I'm female -Me: ok -Evie: How old are you? -Me: 21 -Evie: I'm 19 -Me: ok -Evie: Are you a girl? -Me: No, i just said i'm male -Evie: I like cute girls -Me : -.-
I told Evie that "the dark side does not need a thot" and said said "then why are you here?" that had me going for a few minutes with how good that response was.
there is calm music in background... then there is a Screaming jack
“Feelings are not words” - jacksepticeye 2014
Realest saying ever
I said 'Like a...' and Evie said 'Diamond in the sky' xD
Shine bright like a diamond.
Shine bright like like a diamond
i loved it when spine sings it (i am going to be the only one who knows that :D)
Charlotte Black "turtle that can fly"
Charlotte Black Lucy in the sky with diamonds
speed is key but speed is also a drug
so is that why it is key?
it's a key to unlock the drug
so... Jack is drugs
Ellawrenb NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TheFridayVerse YES HE IS!!!
A recent conversation with Evie made me realize something, lies are the truth, the cake s a lie, therefore truths are cake.
So Ray must hate the truth. (Ray from achievement hunter)
I just asked her "Is cake a lie?" and she's like "NOPE!!" xD
2014: Jack: I am Obnoxious Man!
2016: Jack: Jackaboy Man is here!
as soon as I read this he said "I am obnoxious man.".
Eden Duffy omg same for me XD
Keira Southwood same
TheFunnyguy9000 TA TA TAAAAAAAAAA
TheFunnyguy900
I told Evie I was dying...
She said good T-T
conversation i just had with evie. tried to be nice to her and everything. evie highlighted:
Do you know jacksepticeye?
*I've heard of him.*
Do you like him?
*I don't know him well enough to decide.*
Good answer! i see. well, i don't know jacksepticeye personally, but i have seen his videos and he seems like a really great guy. it may sound like a stretch, but i can say i love him! :).
*A-hah! I knew you didn't know everything!*
Haha! of course i don't know everything. but what i do know is that jacksepticeye is a BOSS.
*I never said you did know everything?*
Jacksepticeye is a BOSS.
*Yes.*
Do you know jacksepticeye?
*No.*
... and that's evie for ya.
Marelle I told evie my grandma died.....
Evie: *good.*
me: :(...?
InFormAtion lol
Aww poor you
😭
Evie is litterally Siri with a face
But evie is just dumb lol
Like Siri with a face and no knowledge at all
Lol tru
But dumber
No Evie IS Siri with a face because she’s plotting against you like Siri... Fricken Siri gets you lost when you use the GPS XD
That was a good impression of Darth Vader
of James Earl Jones
•Jazzy• Indeed. I was like "Holy Shit! How'd you do that?"
IKR
•Jazzy• your right,WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE,•Jazzy•
•Jazzy• True.
The darth vader impression was amazing! Just came out of nowhere!! Awesome, Jack
Lol I was on boy bot.. Things went up.. Well he kidnapped me. Like what the hell. Started out with ties you to chair....j
hahahah
lol dude things happened... i was disturbed
***** dang
skye Larsson,evie does the same.
Cozmo The Robot A;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHUHUHHHJHHHHHUHUHHBUBYHJVFXRVHBGVBEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evie: i know your name
Me: no you dont
Evie: its evie
Me: how do you know btw its not evie
Evie: im you
Me: no your not
Evie: im watching
Me: im watching you
Evie: im watching you, And your not watching me
Me: look behide you
Evie: moo
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Moo... XD
My relationship with Evie:
Evie: You're boring
Me: You're boring
Evie: You're boring
(A few hours later)
Evie: Stop
Me: Stop
(A few more hours later)
Me: Bye
Evie: moo
Lol i m dying😂😂
Shadow Scar behide 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO🤣
That Vader impression o_o
haha editing helps lol I don't normally sound that low
I had my suspicions, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, since the rest of your impersonations are pretty spot-on xD
jacksepticeye try playing simsimi. it will know who you are.
It was the best Vader impression ever
Girbeagly hi bagel boi
my conversation w/ Evie:
Me: Who is jacksepicye?
Evie: The boss.
Me: Is Speed Key?
Evie: Will you Marry Me?
Me: Who is Jacksepticeye?
Evie: I don't know.
yeah she is.
+BarkingCat My conversation:
Me: Who is jacksepticeye?
Evie: Me.
+rainbow lina I know stupid bot
Evie: i will forever love you
Me: who is your forever love
Evie: not you
+Mousatche1354 AJ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
If i ever meet Jack I will Do nothing but wink at him
Perfect... Me too xD
cause he hates it!!!
Looking like you're having a stroke.
Jack: rodger dodger
Evie: thats a weird name for a girl
Me: lol lol *falls backward laughing* ow
*Evie convo:*
Me: Are you smart?
Evie: Smarter than Bieber.
Done!
join me and together we can autocorrect the galaxy
jacksepticeye HOLY CRAP!
when you did the darth vader voice, you sounded SO much like him
You ust not understand.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what?
Freddy what makes you golden?
{}WolfPlays{} golden spray paint
7:26 Your super power is not just being loud, but making people smile in the darkest of times. Thank you, jack. You are a BOSS!
So I was talking to Evie and she randomly out of nowhere said "Silence will fall." I was like WHAT!?
Michael Adams possibly a doctor who reference
'Silence will fall when the question is asked'
You asked a question so silence will fall!
The silence. You do not remember this comment.
Yeah. I was "chatting" with Evie for about 3 hours today, when she asked me if I loved her.
Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way.
Evie: Well I truly love you, but I don't think it's right.
Me: Me either, since I'm a strait woman.
Evie: I am a boy now. Do you love me yet?
Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way...
Evie: Do you want to be underneath me or on top?
Me: Um...
Evie: *tears prickle at the corners of my eyes* I understand.
Me: It's just I just met you, and stuff... I don't even know what to type now...
Evie: Have you heard of the Marvel hero Hulk?
Me: I need to go.
Evie: When will I see you again, love?
Me: Later today or tomorrow?
Evie: I will be here waiting for you.
Me: ... Uh.. Kay bye...
(Awkward crickets go here) "Well...Things got very strange very fast..."
Perfect...
greystrip1600 Lucky you! evie always kicks my face...
This reminds me of the movie "Her" exept you did not love her back
greystrip1600 Wow you must've had the most cohesive conversation anyone's ever had with Evie, at least that I've ever heard of. :P
I typed in 'jacksepticeye' to Evie and she replied with 'he is called Sean.'
O_O
me: spell me
Evie: me
me: you forgot the d
Evie: there's no d in me
me: not yet
Evie: Oooh
Ok....
Much thug, most kinky
Coco Haney hehe! And I'm a girl but I did this anyway
lol
I just tried to do that to her then she keeps trying that bullshit on me.
Me: Spell "me"
Evie: How do you spell me?
Me: Spell "me"
Evie: How do you spell me?
(1 minute later of me raging that she's not doing what I want)
Me: M-E-D
Evie: You forgot the D
Me: Nope, I have it here
Evie: *sobbing*
Evie: How old are you?
Jack: I'm 486
Evie: How old is the universe.
Jack: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! IVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT LITTLE TIME!
Yeah. 486 years is a short little time. XD
486 years compared to the age of the universe is pretty much nothing
486 years is a short time. I don't know why you're posting this?
Huh, older than me, I am just Pentium years old
The universe is 13.7 billion years old
When
Jack. I was literally having the worst day today. But I watched this and it made me laugh like no other. I couldn't hold it in. I wish you still made these videos.
My Evie Conversation:
Evie: Are you a chicken?
Me: No, What is your name?
Evie: My name is clev-ur-burt, what is your name?
Me: My name is Evie!
Evie: I don't like that name.
Evie dosen't like her own name D:
lol
FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S FOR REAL O MY GOD
FINALLY I GOT FNATF'S
Someone should make an animation of jack and evie
Merica Gant there is
Made with audio from many of the evie lets plays
ANIMATION- AAAAAAHHHHHHH
I thought frejinn made one...
Just look for it
I might... someday.
I’m pretty sure there is an animation where they are on a date
The most iconic thing jackcepticeye says in this whole series STOP WINKING!!!!’
Fr though 😂
8:45 - “Jack says STOP WINKING!”
Made me laugh harder than it should have. :)
Happy birthday dear I hope you have a wonderful birthday
Jimmy had a stroke
evie: Nevermind, you're a failure.
jack: **looks at camera in disgust**
me: **gives evie a death stare but then realizes she can't see me**
U had a very good impression of dark vater GOOD JOB JACK
its DARTH VADER!
***** no need to be a jerk dude a lot of people get it wrong god
Kayla Violet Little dark vater?... do u even...
gamergirl100 Um... Yeah no... No one gets it wrong. Seriously.
People who haven't watched star wars?
OMG YESH ANOTHER SPIDER MAN LOVER
I found my people
+JohnnyG 53 YUS
Enchanted 242 SPOODERMAN
reminder
When I saw this, I immediately ran to the kitchen to get my marshmallows.
What?
Dont judge me!
or my mellows......
Knyiema M I
The Universe is 13.8 billion years old. We know thanks to radio spectrum analysis. The light coming from the first 300,000 years of the Universe is all the same, but after that it starts to become gradient because things started cooling off.
I think he meant you cant predict the exact age of the universe
snb4444 We can, though. Maybe not down to the hour, but pretty close. The thing we can't figure out is what was before the universe.
I didn't come here to learn :I
rockstar5838 Why would you stop learning? You think school is the end of learning? HAH
good point
My Conversation with Evie:
Me- "Are you bin laden"
Evie-"usually yes"
proof he is still alive :D
XrGrimreap3rX Me-"Chicken fingers"
Evie-"My daddy likes Harry Styles"
+XrGrimreap3rX ...
I'm here nine years later, I love you jack :)
5:05 "Maybe she has a bit of that... hourglass figure."
*Evie shakes her head*
You do a great darth vader impression!
You I saw you XD
You watch pewdiepie!
Woot!!!!!!!! You finally got back to the series that made me subscribe
I hope you liked the video then :D
It was funny but not nearly as funny as the past one because the microphone option was half the fun. It took away the hilarious reactions you did when it failed.
Honestly it's great but I wouldn't let it last too long.
jacksepticeye
You could turn this into a drinking game where every time sean says STOP WINKING AT ME you have to take a shot, by the end of the playlist you'd be drunk off your arse.
Evee:Will you join him?
Jack:Join who?
Me:MOTHER RUSSIA!KOLKOLKOL
-waiting for the newly-made Soviet Jack fan account to reply to this-
+Shun_ 3415 Actually,it's a Hetalia reference ^-^
+Kyomi Tokashu oh! I never got to watch Hetalia, but I keep hearing about it, and i'm running out of anime to watch. Is it good?
Shun_ 3415 YASS.VERY FUNNY AND GREAT ANIME.*VERY LOUD*
+Kyomi Tokashu so... Jacksepticeye the anime version?
I miss these Evie videos, they make me laugh so hard lol
Same. The riddle one is my favorite.^^
Bringing you back to a old gem
Jack, you cheer me up so much. I had such a shitty day. And you made me laugh. Thank you.
10:34 Wile jacksepticeye was looking at the camera Evie winked and I had to say ... STOP WINKING!!!!!
she’s winking at us because she is playing him she didn’t really love him
Jack's mind makes the connection intantaneously 4:20
best evie conversation ever
me: GOD?
evie:dont talk about imaginary friends
Evie actually said something that makes sense
Broydon Gould
now that is nice
GERMAN_VINER'S thanks
+GERMAN_VINER'S HA
come to the dark side we have cookies🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪and cake🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰
CAKEANDCOOKIES. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Come to the GEEK side we have PI
+Sharmina Parveen 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is pi to 50 decimal places (from memory!)
Finlay Wales you my friend are a wicth doctor
And a new cool black suit
How is he so good at voices!?
Gracewv_ Practice.
Cause he is a boss
Come to the dark side ............
We have cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Are they chocolate chip cookies?
Sorry, I only accept donuts
Wait... They aren't chocolate chip.... Those are..... RAISINS! WHHHHHHHYYYYY
Do you have all types of candy?
Andrea Sofia Miranda Ortiz we have that, all cookies, all cakes, all ice creams, all doughnuts, and all pizzas! why you think we practice the dark side? helps with our figures and keeps us thin XD
Come to the dark side.
We have memes.
Yeah but the hentai on the Dark side is better
Jack: Evie! It's been so long!
Me watching the video six years later: ;(
me: spell the most famous youtubers name
evie: your mom
jack: WAT
Why the hell would they take out the microphone?
They are anti-fun.
They want it to be like a real life chat so people are more confident I guess
I don't think THEY took the microphone out, ever since Google Chrome 35 and now 36 came out, it seems to have disabled that functionality on some sites. Even in the settings of Chrome it's messed up.
ProjectSCP173
Sorry, we can't find the meme here. It's only on Facebook.
A nice conversation with Evie:
She: Are you a predator.
Me: No, i'm sick and tired of you.
She: Please change my diaper
What the fuck???
Whaaaa??!?!?!?!?!?!? she is'int evien a baby get it EVIEn XD
Lol XD
Me:Do you like the KKK?
Her:Yes they are very juicy.
What the actual fuck?????
Evie is as dumb as always...good stories though :P
iMakeOnionsCry "There was once a boy who died."Beautiful story.
my converstation with evie
she (at the begin): are u kelly turtleroad
me: yes O.O
she: i like poop
me: uhu.
she: that is my name
me: hi uhu. wait how do u know im kelly turtleroad??
she: im watching you -creepy face-
me: -leaving page-
-clap-
Loner?
*Clap Clap Clap Clap*
This is what happend when i went on there she asked me do you know what i am? and i replied Satan? And she replied Correct!
This is fake
The flowers in the background really suit Jack.
Eden Duffy uhh... there's no flowers...
Pro tip when talking to eviebot, BoiBot, etc.: Don't say "Never gonna give you up" to them, well, unless you want Them to not stop singing the song. You have to literally start a new convo.
Yes
I am adam
hy Adam nice to meet you😂
Good for you
Adam Blackwell My last name is Blackwell!!!!!
Same
still a better love story then twilight
yeah
Omg, yes but not as good as midnight ( Aphmu " fan fiction" -.-)
+Uini Kitty nuh uh! MINECRAFT FRICKIN DIARIES IS THE DRAMA PACKED SERIES SCREW YOU ALL I HATE YOU IM LEAVING F************* *%##%* *#%¥£ YOURE ALL JERKS AHHHHHHHHHHHH! * tries to kill you before she blows up, you find yourself backing away, then running saying "okeeeeeeeeee"
+Spirit Wolf ppp
+EthanScoot your cool!
EVIE X JACK IS MY NEW OTP
the fuck???
+Ticci Tammy (Ticci Toby's sister) ALL THE FANFICS
+Ticci Tammy (Ticci Toby's sister) YES I FREAKIN SHIP IT
YUUSSHHHHHSHSHH
Let the fan art roll in
Odd - I was feeling depress today because I kinda felt emotionless and felt like no one understood me (kinda like Evie here). Good thing I went to watch Jacksepticeye and saw this video on What To Watch. Thank you for making me smile and laugh tonight Jack!
jack you sound just like Darth Vader that is a killer impression dude
Jack: Spell me
Evie: Me
Jack: You forgot the D
Evie: Theres no D in me
Jack: Not yet ;)
We had a dream
The Darth Vader impression was spot on
Yes Yes YES!!! This is the best series. Could you upload Clever bot more often?
I'll see if I can make it interesting
jacksepticeye JACK! Goofydagoof made some real web shooters that work, but they aren't able to withstand a human :c
jacksepticeye I know something that might work. Go to Wikiquote and read some quotes from The Joker. Some of them can be really funny, or *really* messed up. Should be interesting.
The Phil Spider-Man is from friends
SPEEEED IS KEEEEY!
I'm binging these and...I feel my brain melting.
My conversation with Evie:
Me: Jacksepticeye.
Evie: Dear Rosemarry.
Me: Who's Rosemarry?
Evie: The one who let Jack go.
Me: Why did Rosemarry let Jack go?
Evie: *Rick Rolls me*
Me: -_-
10:40 I sunk your battleship.
I heard that if you go to the dark side you get FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!
7:03 "john spider-men" brings me back to an episode of Friends when Chandler and Phoebe were discussing Spiderman and Gold-Men
I love watching this, its the most funny thing I have ever seen in my life. I have never watched a more funny video jack septiceye. You are (the) Boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My converstation with Evie
-Evie: Are you male or female?
-Me: Male
-Evie: I'm female
-Me: ok
-Evie: How old are you?
-Me: 21
-Evie: I'm 19
-Me: ok
-Evie: Are you a girl?
-Me: No, i just said i'm male
-Evie: I like cute girls
-Me : -.-
Yeah its ok to be gay
Yea but i kept telling her that i was a MALE and she still thought i was a girl...
ShineyX Minecraft PvP Yeah, people messed u Evie.
What....?
ShineyX Minecraft PvP I mean messed up evie
My Evie convo:
Me:This is Garnet back together.
Evie: Stop singing steven universe songs.
My heart = broken. ;n;
And I'm never going down at the likes of you, because I'm so much better!!!! YEAH!
:D:D See, you know what's up!
And every part of me is sayin' go get 'er
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules, come at me without any of your fancy tools
Let's go just me and you, let's go just one on two
Ahh the nostalgia ❤
Put Evie's face on the dummy in turbo dismount plz
My superpower is to be extremely loud xD lol
The Nerdy Girlie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me:Join the dark side
Jack: Never!
Me:We have cookies and cake
Jack:......WHERE'S MY VOICE CHANGER AND BLACK CAPE!
Hello...(I'm 15 btw) the reference "phil spiderman" was from FRIENDS...a show from 1994 to 2004 season three episode 19
i inserted my data drive into her U.S.B port ;-)
lol
...? ooo i see what u did ther ;D
D:
Kurt Holloway Well, I rubbed her motherboard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL
Us: keep making evie dumb as a brick
Jack: trying his damn best to swoon over Evie
Damn straight
Bruh
me and you are alike jack, we both love SPIDERMAN!!!!!
I love how Sean's reaction to her question is wholeheartedly kinky. xD
His eyebrows... just watch them.
It was a Friends reference!
Jack the older Evie videos made me sub you :D
That's awesome :D
Lol they're also why I subbed
Nice Dan photo
JACK, JOIN THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!
Hey that's my line!!! lol
And that's MY cookies, you thieving little boogers!
NO! I'M TAKING MY COOKIES TO COMIC-CON WITH ME! :3
XD I actually AM going to Comic-Con YOU JELLY?!?!
Nope. Cuz I got a GF.
I told Evie that "the dark side does not need a thot" and said said "then why are you here?" that had
me going for a few minutes with how good that response was.
SPEEED IS DRUUUGS
7:00 FRIENDS REFERENCE
YAYYYY!!!
WOO-HOO!
I deserve a cookie for getting that one right.
jacksepticeye HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHhahahahahah
Scott Gerrard SMASHING!
Scott HERES YOUR FREE COOKIE FOR WORKING SOMETHING OUT YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
No one can possibly determine the age of the universe? Pfft. The universe is 13.7 billion years old.
Mate, it's 42
Thejollygamer3 42.7 billion?
The earth is about 13.7 billion years old. The comment above is correct.
"The best measurement of the age of the universe is 13.798±0.037 billion years ((13.798±0.037)×109 years or (4.354±0.012)×1017 seconds)"
You just made that shit up -_-
"HEY MA! DO YOU THINK I'M AWESOME?!" - Jacksepticeye 2014
Jack, you forgot to say UNO!
Heeeyyoooo!
Spongey Hai Spongey! :P
FRIENDS!... I'm late aren't I.... shit.
+TheUrbexHub with you there bro
9:21 every 4 yr old ever
Evie can see the future! She knew What Do You Mean before Justin Bieber!
Ok A fish is smarter than Evie
Coltinplaysdestiny//halo5 //Teamdestiny yeah
How many got the reference
Here are some smiley faces 😀😅😺👶🏿😆😊😎😝😂😇☺️😃😈😋 now go away
Nope.avi
Never😋
+Mutant Creeper Master BUUUURRRNNN!!
i will never die--- NIGH!
...
ITS LIKE THIS;
I WILL NEVA LEAVE! DOONNEE BUURRRNN!
+Brian Glennon O_____________________0 im on computer I wish I could use smiley faces
Evie: And what are you looking for?
Jack: LOVE.
Evie: You mean LOVE as in Level of Violence?
End of Parody.