COME TO THE DARK SIDE | Cleverbot Evie

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ZenturiAutomotive
    @ZenturiAutomotive 8 лет назад +178

    there is calm music in background... then there is a Screaming jack

  • @EcksDee-kh7ut
    @EcksDee-kh7ut 5 лет назад +102

    “Feelings are not words” - jacksepticeye 2014
    Realest saying ever

  • @CharlotteBlack000
    @CharlotteBlack000 9 лет назад +241

    I said 'Like a...' and Evie said 'Diamond in the sky' xD

  • @ellawrenb9685
    @ellawrenb9685 8 лет назад +173

    speed is key but speed is also a drug

    • @rattb0i482
      @rattb0i482 8 лет назад +6

      so is that why it is key?

    • @jman2411
      @jman2411 8 лет назад +12

      it's a key to unlock the drug

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 лет назад +11

      so... Jack is drugs

    • @lianalia8064
      @lianalia8064 8 лет назад +2

      Ellawrenb NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @jessirain5390
      @jessirain5390 7 лет назад +2

      TheFridayVerse YES HE IS!!!

  • @elmjack7526
    @elmjack7526 10 лет назад +38

    A recent conversation with Evie made me realize something, lies are the truth, the cake s a lie, therefore truths are cake.

    • @Alovii-81
      @Alovii-81 10 лет назад +2

      So Ray must hate the truth. (Ray from achievement hunter)

    • @stella2784
      @stella2784 10 лет назад +1

      I just asked her "Is cake a lie?" and she's like "NOPE!!" xD

  • @TheFunnyGuy9000
    @TheFunnyGuy9000 8 лет назад +207

    2014: Jack: I am Obnoxious Man!
    2016: Jack: Jackaboy Man is here!

  • @chaad0019
    @chaad0019 8 лет назад +412

    I told Evie I was dying...
    She said good T-T

    • @bombitza
      @bombitza 7 лет назад +34

      conversation i just had with evie. tried to be nice to her and everything. evie highlighted:
      Do you know jacksepticeye?
      *I've heard of him.*
      Do you like him?
      *I don't know him well enough to decide.*
      Good answer! i see. well, i don't know jacksepticeye personally, but i have seen his videos and he seems like a really great guy. it may sound like a stretch, but i can say i love him! :).
      *A-hah! I knew you didn't know everything!*
      Haha! of course i don't know everything. but what i do know is that jacksepticeye is a BOSS.
      *I never said you did know everything?*
      Jacksepticeye is a BOSS.
      *Yes.*
      Do you know jacksepticeye?
      *No.*
      ... and that's evie for ya.

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 7 лет назад +21

      Marelle I told evie my grandma died.....
      Evie: *good.*
      me: :(...?

    • @starsaber2002
      @starsaber2002 7 лет назад +4

      InFormAtion lol

    • @itsnana9979
      @itsnana9979 7 лет назад +4

      Aww poor you

    • @kristopherburns235
      @kristopherburns235 5 лет назад +2

      😭

  • @charkz5936
    @charkz5936 8 лет назад +154

    Evie is litterally Siri with a face

    • @ignitablecyanide9821
      @ignitablecyanide9821 6 лет назад +7

      But evie is just dumb lol

    • @tawfekbaseel8065
      @tawfekbaseel8065 6 лет назад +14

      Like Siri with a face and no knowledge at all

    • @conniebowles5716
      @conniebowles5716 4 года назад +3

      Lol tru

    • @mdstanley5169
      @mdstanley5169 4 года назад +5

      But dumber

    • @derpface1279
      @derpface1279 4 года назад +2

      No Evie IS Siri with a face because she’s plotting against you like Siri... Fricken Siri gets you lost when you use the GPS XD

  • @ry6870
    @ry6870 8 лет назад +115

    That was a good impression of Darth Vader

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 лет назад +2

      of James Earl Jones

    • @krisanolaras
      @krisanolaras 8 лет назад +2

      •Jazzy• Indeed. I was like "Holy Shit! How'd you do that?"

    • @madjax1683
      @madjax1683 8 лет назад +1

      IKR

    • @lianalia8064
      @lianalia8064 8 лет назад +2

      •Jazzy• your right,WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE,•Jazzy•

    • @alycat1073
      @alycat1073 7 лет назад +1

      •Jazzy• True.

  • @clairehutchison1984
    @clairehutchison1984 10 лет назад +14

    The darth vader impression was amazing! Just came out of nowhere!! Awesome, Jack

  • @skyelarsson3428
    @skyelarsson3428 8 лет назад +102

    Lol I was on boy bot.. Things went up.. Well he kidnapped me. Like what the hell. Started out with ties you to chair....j

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 лет назад +4

      hahahah

    • @skyelarsson3428
      @skyelarsson3428 8 лет назад +5

      lol dude things happened... i was disturbed

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 лет назад +2

      ***** dang

    • @quest7314
      @quest7314 7 лет назад +2

      skye Larsson,evie does the same.

    • @quest7314
      @quest7314 7 лет назад +1

      Cozmo The Robot A;HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHUHUHHHJHHHHHUHUHHBUBYHJVFXRVHBGVBEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shadowscar141
    @shadowscar141 8 лет назад +272

    Evie: i know your name
    Me: no you dont
    Evie: its evie
    Me: how do you know btw its not evie
    Evie: im you
    Me: no your not
    Evie: im watching
    Me: im watching you
    Evie: im watching you, And your not watching me
    Me: look behide you
    Evie: moo
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sensacetionalshady
      @sensacetionalshady 8 лет назад +9

      Moo... XD

    • @sensacetionalshady
      @sensacetionalshady 8 лет назад +34

      My relationship with Evie:
      Evie: You're boring
      Me: You're boring
      Evie: You're boring
      (A few hours later)
      Evie: Stop
      Me: Stop
      (A few more hours later)
      Me: Bye
      Evie: moo

    • @itsnana9979
      @itsnana9979 7 лет назад +5

      Lol i m dying😂😂

    • @simonsays2423
      @simonsays2423 5 лет назад +1

      Shadow Scar behide 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mintyrose4413
      @mintyrose4413 5 лет назад

      LMAO🤣

  • @Girbeagly
    @Girbeagly 10 лет назад +73

    That Vader impression o_o

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  10 лет назад +25

      haha editing helps lol I don't normally sound that low

    • @Girbeagly
      @Girbeagly 10 лет назад +6

      I had my suspicions, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, since the rest of your impersonations are pretty spot-on xD

    • @crotchman
      @crotchman 10 лет назад

      jacksepticeye try playing simsimi. it will know who you are.

    • @PropaneAndAccessories
      @PropaneAndAccessories 10 лет назад +2

      It was the best Vader impression ever

    • @DueNorthGaming
      @DueNorthGaming 6 лет назад

      Girbeagly hi bagel boi

  • @Mysteriousninja2
    @Mysteriousninja2 9 лет назад +70

    my conversation w/ Evie:
    Me: Who is jacksepicye?
    Evie: The boss.
    Me: Is Speed Key?
    Evie: Will you Marry Me?
    Me: Who is Jacksepticeye?
    Evie: I don't know.

    • @Mysteriousninja2
      @Mysteriousninja2 9 лет назад +1

      yeah she is.

    • @danielboudreau4155
      @danielboudreau4155 9 лет назад +8

      +BarkingCat My conversation:
      Me: Who is jacksepticeye?
      Evie: Me.

    • @Fnaf-fw6wo
      @Fnaf-fw6wo 9 лет назад +2

      +rainbow lina I know stupid bot

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 9 лет назад +6

      Evie: i will forever love you
      Me: who is your forever love
      Evie: not you

    • @StarSwifter2000
      @StarSwifter2000 9 лет назад +1

      +Mousatche1354 AJ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @bepplennlttero
    @bepplennlttero 8 лет назад +48

    If i ever meet Jack I will Do nothing but wink at him

  • @addisonmohel3038
    @addisonmohel3038 7 лет назад +69

    Jack: rodger dodger
    Evie: thats a weird name for a girl
    Me: lol lol *falls backward laughing* ow

  • @Centeolt
    @Centeolt 9 лет назад +41

    *Evie convo:*
    Me: Are you smart?
    Evie: Smarter than Bieber.
    Done!

  • @gangorphans5377
    @gangorphans5377 8 лет назад +36

    join me and together we can autocorrect the galaxy

  • @mochalavender9398
    @mochalavender9398 9 лет назад +61

    jacksepticeye HOLY CRAP!
    when you did the darth vader voice, you sounded SO much like him

  • @erimisdarrington319
    @erimisdarrington319 8 лет назад +4

    7:26 Your super power is not just being loud, but making people smile in the darkest of times. Thank you, jack. You are a BOSS!

  • @michaeladams3762
    @michaeladams3762 9 лет назад +31

    So I was talking to Evie and she randomly out of nowhere said "Silence will fall." I was like WHAT!?

    • @mangledmusic7332
      @mangledmusic7332 9 лет назад +1

      Michael Adams possibly a doctor who reference
      'Silence will fall when the question is asked'

    • @alexmac9477
      @alexmac9477 9 лет назад

      You asked a question so silence will fall!

    • @michaeladams3762
      @michaeladams3762 9 лет назад +1

      The silence. You do not remember this comment.

  • @greystrip1600
    @greystrip1600 9 лет назад +136

    Yeah. I was "chatting" with Evie for about 3 hours today, when she asked me if I loved her.
    Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way.
    Evie: Well I truly love you, but I don't think it's right.
    Me: Me either, since I'm a strait woman.
    Evie: I am a boy now. Do you love me yet?
    Me: Maybe as a friend but not in a romantic way...
    Evie: Do you want to be underneath me or on top?
    Me: Um...
    Evie: *tears prickle at the corners of my eyes* I understand.
    Me: It's just I just met you, and stuff... I don't even know what to type now...
    Evie: Have you heard of the Marvel hero Hulk?
    Me: I need to go.
    Evie: When will I see you again, love?
    Me: Later today or tomorrow?
    Evie: I will be here waiting for you.
    Me: ... Uh.. Kay bye...
    (Awkward crickets go here) "Well...Things got very strange very fast..."

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 9 лет назад +3

      Perfect...

    • @crumbledsanity
      @crumbledsanity 9 лет назад +9

      greystrip1600 Lucky you! evie always kicks my face...

    • @prepubescentspilledjellybe7177
      @prepubescentspilledjellybe7177 9 лет назад +5

      This reminds me of the movie "Her" exept you did not love her back

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 9 лет назад +1

      greystrip1600 Wow you must've had the most cohesive conversation anyone's ever had with Evie, at least that I've ever heard of. :P

    • @fireandghosts8445
      @fireandghosts8445 9 лет назад +6

      I typed in 'jacksepticeye' to Evie and she replied with 'he is called Sean.'
      O_O

  • @daisymerridew
    @daisymerridew 8 лет назад +370

    me: spell me
    Evie: me
    me: you forgot the d
    Evie: there's no d in me
    me: not yet
    Evie: Oooh

    • @shadowscar141
      @shadowscar141 8 лет назад +8

      Ok....

    • @cocohaney5277
      @cocohaney5277 8 лет назад +11

      Much thug, most kinky

    • @daisymerridew
      @daisymerridew 8 лет назад +5

      Coco Haney hehe! And I'm a girl but I did this anyway

    • @Its__Rayy
      @Its__Rayy 8 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @sneedsfeedseed9905
      @sneedsfeedseed9905 8 лет назад +17

      I just tried to do that to her then she keeps trying that bullshit on me.
      Me: Spell "me"
      Evie: How do you spell me?
      Me: Spell "me"
      Evie: How do you spell me?
      (1 minute later of me raging that she's not doing what I want)
      Me: M-E-D
      Evie: You forgot the D
      Me: Nope, I have it here
      Evie: *sobbing*

  • @ninjanarwhalbella1704
    @ninjanarwhalbella1704 7 лет назад +130

    Evie: How old are you?
    Jack: I'm 486
    Evie: How old is the universe.
    Jack: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! IVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT LITTLE TIME!
    Yeah. 486 years is a short little time. XD

    • @michealbithi1290
      @michealbithi1290 7 лет назад +23

      486 years compared to the age of the universe is pretty much nothing

    • @invalidcrazy7034
      @invalidcrazy7034 6 лет назад +9

      486 years is a short time. I don't know why you're posting this?

    • @Cyber_Akuma
      @Cyber_Akuma 5 лет назад +3

      Huh, older than me, I am just Pentium years old

    • @rjrozeTV
      @rjrozeTV 4 года назад +6

      The universe is 13.7 billion years old

    • @cringykidwithstupidvideos218
      @cringykidwithstupidvideos218 4 года назад

      When

  • @CODmaniac1313
    @CODmaniac1313 9 лет назад +4

    Jack. I was literally having the worst day today. But I watched this and it made me laugh like no other. I couldn't hold it in. I wish you still made these videos.

  • @dominusinsularum5396
    @dominusinsularum5396 10 лет назад +43

    My Evie Conversation:
    Evie: Are you a chicken?
    Me: No, What is your name?
    Evie: My name is clev-ur-burt, what is your name?
    Me: My name is Evie!
    Evie: I don't like that name.
    Evie dosen't like her own name D:

  • @ivysepiphanies
    @ivysepiphanies 8 лет назад +31

    Someone should make an animation of jack and evie

    • @AugustaRaevenn
      @AugustaRaevenn 8 лет назад

      Merica Gant there is
      Made with audio from many of the evie lets plays

    • @huntercummings3628
      @huntercummings3628 5 лет назад +1

      ANIMATION- AAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD 5 лет назад +2

      I thought frejinn made one...
      Just look for it

    • @onebraveheartlion
      @onebraveheartlion 4 года назад +1

      I might... someday.

    • @Random_KpopStuff
      @Random_KpopStuff 4 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure there is an animation where they are on a date

  • @claygeiger6909
    @claygeiger6909 9 месяцев назад +2

    The most iconic thing jackcepticeye says in this whole series STOP WINKING!!!!’

    • @wozza2046
      @wozza2046 9 месяцев назад

      Fr though 😂

  • @surfercharlie25
    @surfercharlie25 3 года назад +11

    8:45 - “Jack says STOP WINKING!”
    Made me laugh harder than it should have. :)

    • @maxsouthy
      @maxsouthy Год назад

      Happy birthday dear I hope you have a wonderful birthday

    • @maxsouthy
      @maxsouthy Год назад

      Jimmy had a stroke

  • @teakettle6906
    @teakettle6906 7 лет назад +20

    evie: Nevermind, you're a failure.
    jack: **looks at camera in disgust**
    me: **gives evie a death stare but then realizes she can't see me**

  • @kaylavioletlittle7140
    @kaylavioletlittle7140 9 лет назад +20

    U had a very good impression of dark vater GOOD JOB JACK

    • @kevindore2218
      @kevindore2218 9 лет назад +5

      its DARTH VADER!

    • @kiwismh3037
      @kiwismh3037 9 лет назад +1

      ***** no need to be a jerk dude a lot of people get it wrong god

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 9 лет назад

      Kayla Violet Little dark vater?... do u even...

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 9 лет назад

      gamergirl100 Um... Yeah no... No one gets it wrong. Seriously.

    • @kiwismh3037
      @kiwismh3037 9 лет назад

      People who haven't watched star wars?

  • @enchantedgamez3541
    @enchantedgamez3541 8 лет назад +21

    OMG YESH ANOTHER SPIDER MAN LOVER

  • @yemmabear
    @yemmabear 9 лет назад +19

    When I saw this, I immediately ran to the kitchen to get my marshmallows.
    What?
    Dont judge me!
    or my mellows......

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 10 лет назад +48

    The Universe is 13.8 billion years old. We know thanks to radio spectrum analysis. The light coming from the first 300,000 years of the Universe is all the same, but after that it starts to become gradient because things started cooling off.

    • @snb4444
      @snb4444 10 лет назад +6

      I think he meant you cant predict the exact age of the universe

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 10 лет назад +7

      snb4444 We can, though. Maybe not down to the hour, but pretty close. The thing we can't figure out is what was before the universe.

    • @rockstar5838
      @rockstar5838 10 лет назад +4

      I didn't come here to learn :I

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 10 лет назад +21

      rockstar5838 Why would you stop learning? You think school is the end of learning? HAH

    • @snb4444
      @snb4444 10 лет назад +5

      good point

  • @XrGrimreap3rX
    @XrGrimreap3rX 9 лет назад +15

    My Conversation with Evie:
    Me- "Are you bin laden"
    Evie-"usually yes"
    proof he is still alive :D

    • @XrGrimreap3rX
      @XrGrimreap3rX 9 лет назад +5

      XrGrimreap3rX Me-"Chicken fingers"
      Evie-"My daddy likes Harry Styles"

    • @Goredhound
      @Goredhound 9 лет назад

      +XrGrimreap3rX ...

  • @chloeholbrook
    @chloeholbrook Год назад +1

    I'm here nine years later, I love you jack :)

  • @alecmcleod3306
    @alecmcleod3306 10 лет назад +8

    5:05 "Maybe she has a bit of that... hourglass figure."
    *Evie shakes her head*

  • @digginaroundmc
    @digginaroundmc 10 лет назад +13

    You do a great darth vader impression!

  • @emma-b-doodlen3852
    @emma-b-doodlen3852 10 лет назад +5

    Woot!!!!!!!! You finally got back to the series that made me subscribe

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  10 лет назад +12

      I hope you liked the video then :D

    • @emma-b-doodlen3852
      @emma-b-doodlen3852 10 лет назад +1

      It was funny but not nearly as funny as the past one because the microphone option was half the fun. It took away the hilarious reactions you did when it failed.
      Honestly it's great but I wouldn't let it last too long.
      jacksepticeye

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 3 года назад +3

    You could turn this into a drinking game where every time sean says STOP WINKING AT ME you have to take a shot, by the end of the playlist you'd be drunk off your arse.

  • @chikatsu4844
    @chikatsu4844 9 лет назад +128

    Evee:Will you join him?
    Jack:Join who?
    Me:MOTHER RUSSIA!KOLKOLKOL

    • @Shun_-qe5mp
      @Shun_-qe5mp 9 лет назад

      -waiting for the newly-made Soviet Jack fan account to reply to this-

    • @chikatsu4844
      @chikatsu4844 9 лет назад +1

      +Shun_ 3415 Actually,it's a Hetalia reference ^-^

    • @Shun_-qe5mp
      @Shun_-qe5mp 9 лет назад

      +Kyomi Tokashu oh! I never got to watch Hetalia, but I keep hearing about it, and i'm running out of anime to watch. Is it good?

    • @chikatsu4844
      @chikatsu4844 9 лет назад

      Shun_ 3415 YASS.VERY FUNNY AND GREAT ANIME.*VERY LOUD*

    • @Shun_-qe5mp
      @Shun_-qe5mp 9 лет назад +2

      +Kyomi Tokashu so... Jacksepticeye the anime version?

  • @beenee92
    @beenee92 7 лет назад +19

    I miss these Evie videos, they make me laugh so hard lol

  • @karsenschmidt5067
    @karsenschmidt5067 10 лет назад +4

    Jack, you cheer me up so much. I had such a shitty day. And you made me laugh. Thank you.

  • @cantthinkofanameok.3423
    @cantthinkofanameok.3423 4 года назад +5

    10:34 Wile jacksepticeye was looking at the camera Evie winked and I had to say ... STOP WINKING!!!!!

    • @frapphuddy5492
      @frapphuddy5492 Год назад +1

      she’s winking at us because she is playing him she didn’t really love him

  • @jextra1313
    @jextra1313 10 лет назад +4

    Jack's mind makes the connection intantaneously 4:20

  • @skyduty8615
    @skyduty8615 9 лет назад +9

    best evie conversation ever
    me: GOD?
    evie:dont talk about imaginary friends

  • @ZaierraMaynardiLOVEdoctorwho
    @ZaierraMaynardiLOVEdoctorwho 8 лет назад +27

    come to the dark side we have cookies🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪and cake🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰

  • @grayjw3179
    @grayjw3179 7 лет назад +12

    How is he so good at voices!?

  • @mattread5685
    @mattread5685 9 лет назад +38

    Come to the dark side ............
    We have cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

    • @andreasofiamirandaortiz8911
      @andreasofiamirandaortiz8911 9 лет назад

      Are they chocolate chip cookies?

    • @JamakinMC_waffles_are_swag
      @JamakinMC_waffles_are_swag 9 лет назад

      Sorry, I only accept donuts

    • @rooney6080
      @rooney6080 9 лет назад +1

      Wait... They aren't chocolate chip.... Those are..... RAISINS! WHHHHHHHYYYYY

    • @andreasofiamirandaortiz8911
      @andreasofiamirandaortiz8911 9 лет назад

      Do you have all types of candy?

    • @fireblade295
      @fireblade295 9 лет назад +1

      Andrea Sofia Miranda Ortiz we have that, all cookies, all cakes, all ice creams, all doughnuts, and all pizzas! why you think we practice the dark side? helps with our figures and keeps us thin XD

  • @squash9425
    @squash9425 8 лет назад +34

    Come to the dark side.
    We have memes.

    • @Dodger24
      @Dodger24 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah but the hentai on the Dark side is better

  • @theclockworker4994
    @theclockworker4994 3 года назад +4

    Jack: Evie! It's been so long!
    Me watching the video six years later: ;(

  • @axilerate3474
    @axilerate3474 7 лет назад +6

    me: spell the most famous youtubers name
    evie: your mom
    jack: WAT

  • @mintyicecream7
    @mintyicecream7 10 лет назад +30

    Why the hell would they take out the microphone?

    • @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux
      @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux 10 лет назад +14

      They are anti-fun.

    • @JacGods
      @JacGods 10 лет назад

      They want it to be like a real life chat so people are more confident I guess

    • @CanadianHitman08
      @CanadianHitman08 10 лет назад

      I don't think THEY took the microphone out, ever since Google Chrome 35 and now 36 came out, it seems to have disabled that functionality on some sites. Even in the settings of Chrome it's messed up.

    • @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux
      @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux 10 лет назад +1

      ProjectSCP173
      Sorry, we can't find the meme here. It's only on Facebook.

  • @iMakeOnionsCry
    @iMakeOnionsCry 10 лет назад +60

    A nice conversation with Evie:
    She: Are you a predator.
    Me: No, i'm sick and tired of you.
    She: Please change my diaper
    What the fuck???

    • @QC0NTINUUM
      @QC0NTINUUM 10 лет назад

      Whaaaa??!?!?!?!?!?!? she is'int evien a baby get it EVIEn XD

    • @manostrich4577
      @manostrich4577 10 лет назад

      Lol XD

    • @nightelk9815
      @nightelk9815 10 лет назад +6

      Me:Do you like the KKK?
      Her:Yes they are very juicy.
      What the actual fuck?????

    • @iMakeOnionsCry
      @iMakeOnionsCry 10 лет назад +3

      Evie is as dumb as always...good stories though :P

    • @nightelk9815
      @nightelk9815 10 лет назад +2

      iMakeOnionsCry "There was once a boy who died."Beautiful story.

  • @CaitlinYellowbear
    @CaitlinYellowbear 10 лет назад +82

    my converstation with evie
    she (at the begin): are u kelly turtleroad
    me: yes O.O
    she: i like poop
    me: uhu.
    she: that is my name
    me: hi uhu. wait how do u know im kelly turtleroad??
    she: im watching you -creepy face-
    me: -leaving page-

    • @CaitlinYellowbear
      @CaitlinYellowbear 10 лет назад

      -clap-

    • @tobyyyrogersss9853
      @tobyyyrogersss9853 10 лет назад

      Loner?

    • @spider3964
      @spider3964 10 лет назад

      *Clap Clap Clap Clap*

    • @dylanlawery
      @dylanlawery 10 лет назад

      This is what happend when i went on there she asked me do you know what i am? and i replied Satan? And she replied Correct!

    • @SeraphCyan
      @SeraphCyan 10 лет назад +17

      This is fake

  • @Trash_Child
    @Trash_Child 8 лет назад +2

    The flowers in the background really suit Jack.

    • @zack-ot7vx
      @zack-ot7vx 8 лет назад +1

      Eden Duffy uhh... there's no flowers...

  • @TheOnlyBlancy
    @TheOnlyBlancy 3 года назад +5

    Pro tip when talking to eviebot, BoiBot, etc.: Don't say "Never gonna give you up" to them, well, unless you want Them to not stop singing the song. You have to literally start a new convo.

  • @adamblackwell1160
    @adamblackwell1160 8 лет назад +47

    I am adam

  • @dylanresendiz572
    @dylanresendiz572 9 лет назад +25

    still a better love story then twilight

    • @Johndoe-vb5uh
      @Johndoe-vb5uh 9 лет назад

      yeah

    • @dianewillcutt3917
      @dianewillcutt3917 9 лет назад +3

      Omg, yes but not as good as midnight ( Aphmu " fan fiction" -.-)

    • @zorpernorper2868
      @zorpernorper2868 9 лет назад

      +Uini Kitty nuh uh! MINECRAFT FRICKIN DIARIES IS THE DRAMA PACKED SERIES SCREW YOU ALL I HATE YOU IM LEAVING F************* *%##%* *#%¥£ YOURE ALL JERKS AHHHHHHHHHHHH! * tries to kill you before she blows up, you find yourself backing away, then running saying "okeeeeeeeeee"

    • @Glassbackbarakkus
      @Glassbackbarakkus 9 лет назад

      +Spirit Wolf ppp

    • @chrisrader4151
      @chrisrader4151 9 лет назад

      +EthanScoot your cool!

  • @RottingMoss
    @RottingMoss 9 лет назад +53

    EVIE X JACK IS MY NEW OTP

  • @inky4568
    @inky4568 9 лет назад +4

    Odd - I was feeling depress today because I kinda felt emotionless and felt like no one understood me (kinda like Evie here). Good thing I went to watch Jacksepticeye and saw this video on What To Watch. Thank you for making me smile and laugh tonight Jack!

  • @romanbraggs4968
    @romanbraggs4968 9 лет назад +4

    jack you sound just like Darth Vader that is a killer impression dude

  • @swsangelina
    @swsangelina 7 лет назад +8

    Jack: Spell me
    Evie: Me
    Jack: You forgot the D
    Evie: Theres no D in me
    Jack: Not yet ;)

    • @Rw-ih7pt
      @Rw-ih7pt 4 года назад

      We had a dream

  • @darthmurder06funnyclips53
    @darthmurder06funnyclips53 Год назад +1

    The Darth Vader impression was spot on

  • @Jala_Mala
    @Jala_Mala 10 лет назад +5

    Yes Yes YES!!! This is the best series. Could you upload Clever bot more often?

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  10 лет назад +12

      I'll see if I can make it interesting

    • @brawn7828
      @brawn7828 10 лет назад

      jacksepticeye JACK! Goofydagoof made some real web shooters that work, but they aren't able to withstand a human :c

    • @kashsmith6181
      @kashsmith6181 10 лет назад

      jacksepticeye I know something that might work. Go to Wikiquote and read some quotes from The Joker. Some of them can be really funny, or *really* messed up. Should be interesting.

  • @paulb6884
    @paulb6884 8 лет назад +9

    The Phil Spider-Man is from friends

  • @twilightsparkle8572
    @twilightsparkle8572 8 лет назад +3

    SPEEEED IS KEEEEY!

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +2

    I'm binging these and...I feel my brain melting.

  • @Hyper_Fixation
    @Hyper_Fixation 7 лет назад +8

    My conversation with Evie:
    Me: Jacksepticeye.
    Evie: Dear Rosemarry.
    Me: Who's Rosemarry?
    Evie: The one who let Jack go.
    Me: Why did Rosemarry let Jack go?
    Evie: *Rick Rolls me*
    Me: -_-

  • @svtrussia2698
    @svtrussia2698 8 лет назад +3

    10:40 I sunk your battleship.

  • @rockstar5838
    @rockstar5838 10 лет назад +6

    I heard that if you go to the dark side you get FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!

  • @edwardrankin3476
    @edwardrankin3476 8 лет назад

    7:03 "john spider-men" brings me back to an episode of Friends when Chandler and Phoebe were discussing Spiderman and Gold-Men

  • @angelicshort8464
    @angelicshort8464 10 лет назад +4

    I love watching this, its the most funny thing I have ever seen in my life. I have never watched a more funny video jack septiceye. You are (the) Boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ullakk4
    @ullakk4 10 лет назад +5

    My converstation with Evie
    -Evie: Are you male or female?
    -Me: Male
    -Evie: I'm female
    -Me: ok
    -Evie: How old are you?
    -Me: 21
    -Evie: I'm 19
    -Me: ok
    -Evie: Are you a girl?
    -Me: No, i just said i'm male
    -Evie: I like cute girls
    -Me : -.-

    • @user-mi9hw8rm8q
      @user-mi9hw8rm8q 10 лет назад

      Yeah its ok to be gay

    • @ullakk4
      @ullakk4 10 лет назад

      Yea but i kept telling her that i was a MALE and she still thought i was a girl...

    • @user-mi9hw8rm8q
      @user-mi9hw8rm8q 10 лет назад

      ShineyX Minecraft PvP Yeah, people messed u Evie.

    • @ullakk4
      @ullakk4 10 лет назад

      What....?

    • @user-mi9hw8rm8q
      @user-mi9hw8rm8q 10 лет назад

      ShineyX Minecraft PvP I mean messed up evie

  • @cyra6821
    @cyra6821 9 лет назад +7

    My Evie convo:
    Me:This is Garnet back together.
    Evie: Stop singing steven universe songs.
    My heart = broken. ;n;

    • @callahan3012
      @callahan3012 9 лет назад

      And I'm never going down at the likes of you, because I'm so much better!!!! YEAH!

    • @cyra6821
      @cyra6821 9 лет назад

      :D:D See, you know what's up!

    • @rooney6080
      @rooney6080 9 лет назад

      And every part of me is sayin' go get 'er

    • @callahan3012
      @callahan3012 9 лет назад

      The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules, come at me without any of your fancy tools

    • @axolotl_kat
      @axolotl_kat 9 лет назад

      Let's go just me and you, let's go just one on two

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ahh the nostalgia ❤

  • @chrisa.2323
    @chrisa.2323 10 лет назад +9

    Put Evie's face on the dummy in turbo dismount plz

  • @TheNerdyGirlie
    @TheNerdyGirlie 8 лет назад +10

    My superpower is to be extremely loud xD lol

  • @sapphioca1965
    @sapphioca1965 8 лет назад +9

    Me:Join the dark side
    Jack: Never!
    Me:We have cookies and cake
    Jack:......WHERE'S MY VOICE CHANGER AND BLACK CAPE!

  • @chloebeth081
    @chloebeth081 8 лет назад +1

    Hello...(I'm 15 btw) the reference "phil spiderman" was from FRIENDS...a show from 1994 to 2004 season three episode 19

  • @kurtholloway2626
    @kurtholloway2626 9 лет назад +37

    i inserted my data drive into her U.S.B port ;-)

  • @devinhopkins221
    @devinhopkins221 3 года назад +5

    Us: keep making evie dumb as a brick
    Jack: trying his damn best to swoon over Evie

  • @bruhhbles
    @bruhhbles 8 лет назад +3

    me and you are alike jack, we both love SPIDERMAN!!!!!

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 7 лет назад +2

    I love how Sean's reaction to her question is wholeheartedly kinky. xD
    His eyebrows... just watch them.

  • @SakuraUploads
    @SakuraUploads 9 лет назад +5

    It was a Friends reference!

  • @MadisynTerrell
    @MadisynTerrell 10 лет назад +5

    Jack the older Evie videos made me sub you :D

  • @micarocks101
    @micarocks101 10 лет назад +4

    JACK, JOIN THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  10 лет назад +1

      Hey that's my line!!! lol

    • @sman8461
      @sman8461 10 лет назад

      And that's MY cookies, you thieving little boogers!

    • @micarocks101
      @micarocks101 10 лет назад

      NO! I'M TAKING MY COOKIES TO COMIC-CON WITH ME! :3

    • @micarocks101
      @micarocks101 10 лет назад

      XD I actually AM going to Comic-Con YOU JELLY?!?!

    • @sman8461
      @sman8461 10 лет назад

      Nope. Cuz I got a GF.

  • @hereschica
    @hereschica 4 года назад +1

    I told Evie that "the dark side does not need a thot" and said said "then why are you here?" that had
    me going for a few minutes with how good that response was.

  • @DRMINT-np1bj
    @DRMINT-np1bj 7 лет назад +6

    SPEEED IS DRUUUGS

  • @Beanoz4
    @Beanoz4 10 лет назад +9

    7:00 FRIENDS REFERENCE

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  10 лет назад +13

      YAYYYY!!!

    • @Beanoz4
      @Beanoz4 10 лет назад +5

      WOO-HOO!
      I deserve a cookie for getting that one right.

    • @bradleypullen1648
      @bradleypullen1648 10 лет назад

      jacksepticeye HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHhahahahahah

    • @littlesherlockian927
      @littlesherlockian927 10 лет назад +1

      Scott Gerrard SMASHING!

    • @johnwoodward4952
      @johnwoodward4952 10 лет назад

      Scott HERES YOUR FREE COOKIE FOR WORKING SOMETHING OUT YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

  • @CheesyChaplin
    @CheesyChaplin 10 лет назад +14

    No one can possibly determine the age of the universe? Pfft. The universe is 13.7 billion years old.

    • @cianbas
      @cianbas 10 лет назад +7

      Mate, it's 42

    • @Punkletable
      @Punkletable 10 лет назад

      Thejollygamer3 42.7 billion?

    • @peterhogencamp8216
      @peterhogencamp8216 10 лет назад +2

      The earth is about 13.7 billion years old. The comment above is correct.

    • @screams3
      @screams3 10 лет назад +6

      "The best measurement of the age of the universe is 13.798±0.037 billion years ((13.798±0.037)×109 years or (4.354±0.012)×1017 seconds)"

    • @Cheesysideburns007
      @Cheesysideburns007 10 лет назад +1

      You just made that shit up -_-

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 7 лет назад +2

    "HEY MA! DO YOU THINK I'M AWESOME?!" - Jacksepticeye 2014

  • @ThatGuyHeyoGaming
    @ThatGuyHeyoGaming 10 лет назад +4

    Jack, you forgot to say UNO!

  • @TheUrbexHub
    @TheUrbexHub 9 лет назад +8

    FRIENDS!... I'm late aren't I.... shit.

  • @vbswife25
    @vbswife25 3 года назад +2

    9:21 every 4 yr old ever

  • @astridgranville-martin9884
    @astridgranville-martin9884 8 лет назад +2

    Evie can see the future! She knew What Do You Mean before Justin Bieber!

  • @shototodoroki8937
    @shototodoroki8937 7 лет назад +3

    Ok A fish is smarter than Evie

    • @ixlewerx
      @ixlewerx 7 лет назад

      Coltinplaysdestiny//halo5 //Teamdestiny yeah

  • @Ash_Rizwan
    @Ash_Rizwan 8 лет назад +5

    How many got the reference

  • @brianglennon1546
    @brianglennon1546 9 лет назад +9

    Here are some smiley faces 😀😅😺👶🏿😆😊😎😝😂😇☺️😃😈😋 now go away

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 9 лет назад

      Nope.avi

    • @MyChannel-fz7hh
      @MyChannel-fz7hh 9 лет назад

      Never😋

    • @Zeckmin
      @Zeckmin 9 лет назад

      +Mutant Creeper Master BUUUURRRNNN!!

    • @Zeckmin
      @Zeckmin 9 лет назад

      i will never die--- NIGH!
      ...
      ITS LIKE THIS;
      I WILL NEVA LEAVE! DOONNEE BUURRRNN!

    • @ronaldmisener127
      @ronaldmisener127 9 лет назад

      +Brian Glennon O_____________________0 im on computer I wish I could use smiley faces

  • @schellperales2458
    @schellperales2458 7 лет назад

    Evie: And what are you looking for?
    Jack: LOVE.
    Evie: You mean LOVE as in Level of Violence?
    End of Parody.