The Biography of Jack... *25 years old, born on February 7, 1990. *Name is Sean *Loves Cookie Dough *Loves Cake *Loves more Cake *Loves all cake *Loves cookies *Loves.... CAKE
Evie - I'm a darlek me- are you a mermaid Evie- no I'm a cow Me-moo then Evie- are you pretending to be a cow .... Me- no you said you were a cow so moo Evie - I'm not a cow Me- you just said you were Evie -no i didn't
Dawidek that’s kind of offensive to people. Be careful of what you say on the internet. I understand that everyone has opinions but not everyone has to know. So keep it chill. And you don’t know for a fact if that’s true. I’m not trying to start a fight or anything. Just be considerate and keep your opinions to yourself sometimes.
Language change moments (Translated) Can we take a selfie Ok speak a selfie. Capital mortgage elladies Not the capital of Spain is Madrid Show your offline lovely looking glass. Do not change the language
I am watching heroes at the moment I have just watched SPOILER ALERT Where Peter and Nathan's dad gets killed by solar and then sylar gets caught in the building when it explodes
He just doesn't know how much money is a man or something because it's a normal game that doesn't mean it isn't a normal game theory and not a good game or not a lot better to play it with the game and it would have really been more like this game and then it is just the same game as the best thing ever to get the best of me because of this app because I have a game that I can play and it
I asked her what a slap on titan was and she said this: Evie: It's a thing that you put bread into. It magically turns bread into toast. Me: That's a toaster. Evie: What? Me: A toaster. Evie: What's a toaster?
my conversation with evie me} hi my name is Hailey her} how old are you? me} 19 her} do you have a girlfriend me} no I dont like girls her} so your not female me} yes I am her} whats your name OH MY GOD *Closes Tab*
To anyone wandering through jacks channel hello im just reeling through the memories ive had of jacks channel. I have to be quite honest with myself and say i really miss the old jack. His energy and enthusiam is so endearing and engaging and i just cant help but miss it. I feel i know the new jack more as a person but this jack is just a more endearing character. Enough of that lets continue this wonderful journey!
TrekkerLLAP not only you, I had Birthday yesterday and all of my relatives forgot it except my mother, even my Uncle who is living next door... I'm still feeling down T_T
I talked to Evie: Me: Jacksepticeye. Evie: He is called Sean. Me: Who is jacksepticeye. Evie: The boss. Me: Who is the boss? Evie: Jack! There you have it! I prooved it! Try tiping in jacksepticeye and it works!!!
Jack, be careful. Remember when Evie figured out your name? What if she figures out where you live, and goes to your house to murder you?! Oh wait...she's Evie. Evie is the stupidest "AI" there is. NVM, I guess you're oka- (Evie bangs down the door) "HERE'S EVIE!"
My Chat: Me: Hi Evie Evie: Hi Me: Do u remeber me? Evie: No Me:Right we just met u robot Evie: No Me:How old are you Evie: How old are you Me: ummmmmmm *thinks of lies* I am 1437 Evie: Good Me: How old are you? Evie: Illuminati Me: *runs away from computer and house*
XD here is one of my talks with evie: Me: Hello. Evie: Will you marry me? Me: ... no? Evie: You said you are Joseph but you are Obama. Me: ... Evie: Will you marry me? I don't believe you because you are not human robot. Me: Nope. *moonwalks out of house and back-flips into space*
Tom Ridgewell Her English makes no sense either in fact everything she says makes no sense i even tried talking to her in Bulgarian I said "Greetings how are you" she responded in Bulgarian with "how does your home live" WHAAAAAATT?
9:32 Keter class is a danger determination class for SCP, There is *Safe*: witch means the object or creature does not need any monitoring then there is *Euclid*: Witch means that the object/creature must be monitored from time to time and may cause ptential damage or be dangerous And then we have *Keter*: And that means that the object/creature must be monitored 24/7 without any exeptions and may cause the end of the word, mass murded or catastroficaly huge damage hope i could be of any assistance :) bye!
My evie talks: Evie: How old are you Me: 100 (thats a joke btw) Evie: oh ok thats pretty young Edit: I just had a very normal convo with her about fnaf. Im so confused, she never has normal convos with me
Evie: "Cell spitting out Android 18" Me in 2015: "Dafuq she talkin' 'bout?" Evie: "Cell spitting out Android 18" Me in 2019: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
*_You are my Evie, My only Evie... You make me happy when you talk shit... You’ll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don’t take, My Evie away._*
@@romoteyomote6463 In SCP lore, each SCP has it's own class. There are 5 classes with one being Keter. Keter describes an SCP as being very dangerous and/or extremely difficult to contain.
Crystal Has Got the Power I tried that and this happened. Me: What does the fox say. Evie: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Me: Papa papa Evie: Pa pa pa pa pa pa pow, what does the black say? Me: Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Evie: Do you know siri? Don't you be changing up subjects on me!
Feras Domuor How are you supposed to know that? I hate animes. But I hate it even more if ppl are saying that Jack (or other ppl) is supposed to like or know DBZ like it's THE SHIT...
My chat:
Evie: How old are you?
Me: 16
Evie: No you're 15.
😂😂
And then THIER is cell spitting out android 18
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
xDDD lol
G3t r3kt.
I had a conversation with evie. It went like this.
me - Do you know who jack septic eye is ?
evie - yes
me - who is he?
evie - god.
Linda Zhang and then ,
Me - why is jack septic eye a god?
evie - Go to sleep
(for all you jeff the killer fans out there.)
Not very believable
Marko Polo why? it actually happened.
Linda Zhang Well to be honest no one will believe you unless you have videos or pictures.
XP
The Biography of Jack...
*25 years old, born on February 7, 1990.
*Name is Sean
*Loves Cookie Dough
*Loves Cake
*Loves more Cake
*Loves all cake
*Loves cookies
*Loves.... CAKE
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS A BOOK ASAP!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SCP Class: Keter
I will publish this
Mr.VideoGames loves speed!
The CAKE is a lie
12:56 - Evie predicted Jack meeting with Connor from D:BH.
AbunaiTan, omg yes.
AbunaiTan that’s it, my brain can’t take anymore of these coincidences 😖🤕 I’m done with these Jacksepticeye Eviebot videos... for now...
Evie is RA9
Hello lieutenant
@RedGaming Studio Detroit: become human
jack:my name is jack
evie: no
Mercury JemJem Well his name is actually Sean. Maybe she knew.
i know
what his name is
Mercury JemJem #rejected
lol
Kerrie Peters I'm Irish as well
so i asked Evie who jacksepticeye is, she said: I already told you that Jack is my boyfriend!
OMG REALLY
its normal
boyfriend and girlfriend
oh wait EVIES A DEAMON
0 o 0 Jack needs to see dat
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Evie - I'm a darlek
me- are you a mermaid
Evie- no I'm a cow
Me-moo then
Evie- are you pretending to be a cow ....
Me- no you said you were a cow so moo
Evie - I'm not a cow
Me- you just said you were
Evie -no i didn't
Casual talks with Evie
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET
@osu! Yeah Lmao
INTELLIGENCE 100
I have this happen all the time, I say "But u just said" Then what not, then she always says "No I didn't"
9:36 it all makes so much sense now... Evie is an escaped SCP
SCP-079 Has breached containment by growing legs and walking away
@@ivyxx82 I'm a scp?!
@@EzrasStuff perhaps...
''Cell spitting out Androit 18''
-Evie 2015
Dbz reference haha
It's a DragonBall Z reference
Its a DBZ reference
It was Gohan shouldnt have hit him too hard
Nishat Blagh I am not alone, I actually knew that, I remember that moment...it was descusting...
“Evie’s just an asshole!”
3 seconds later
“aww, she’s so nice”
What an emotional rollercoaster!
9:11 When your French teacher tells you they can speak Russian, English, Spanish, French AND Arabic 9:11
911 whats your emergency
"Cell Spitting Out Android 18"
"No No NO, That's some Alien Sh*t"
Vegeta in the Background: Well you're Half Right.
I was screaming at jack for saying that
Also, Android is a tech manufacturer.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 and also a character in dbz
He also likes anime that’s even funnier
DOSENT JACK KNOW DRAGON BALL Z 😔
my chat:
me: tell me a joke.
Evie: okay.
me: what is the joke?
Evie: YOU ARE A JOKE...
me: *dead*
Evie is savage!
Big Mad
@Like Syndicate *dead meme intensifies*
ņïğğƏř
😂🤣🤣
Jack - What is the last thing you remember about me?
Evie - You
Kira may Thomas we have ears
Im rewatching this in 2019.
I asked Evie: who is Jacksepticeye?
Evie: he is a great gamer
Me: is he your boyfriend?
Evie: no, not yet
RIP
9:11 speaking spanish 5:48 speaking german
9:59 spanish again
Speak Irish
Nah evie would be much dumber than that and not even give you an answer
I got that response too
9:30
Evie: Are you Keter class?
Jack: What?
Me: YoU kNoW tHe SCP fOuNdAtIoN?!
you are a furry so you shouldn't have the right to comment
Dawidek that’s kind of offensive to people. Be careful of what you say on the internet. I understand that everyone has opinions but not everyone has to know. So keep it chill. And you don’t know for a fact if that’s true. I’m not trying to start a fight or anything. Just be considerate and keep your opinions to yourself sometimes.
BEGONE FURRY
@@dawidek4267 rude
@@SubsWithoutaVideo-vc2bb How about you begone?
Language change moments (Translated)
Can we take a selfie
Ok speak a selfie.
Capital mortgage elladies
Not the capital of Spain is Madrid
Show your offline lovely looking glass.
Do not change the language
I brought you a cake
oh boy what flavour
Cake flavour
adsf movie
Kairi Pratt Pratt hi Sean
PIE FLAVOR
WHY AM I A BARREL?!? How?
Some Random Dumpster
hAMILTON
7:50 close your eyes
“S O M E T H I N G T H A T B E G I N S W I T H D.”
Holy shit
I'm scared of my own ears and mind now
I thought he was clapping his cheeks lol
Fast Fap :D
When evie said cell spitting android 18 that's from dragon ball z
when she said " Are you keter class" it was a reference to scp foundation
We know
Save the cherleader, Save New York from a nuclear explosion
I see what you did there! ;)
Save the cheerleader save the world.
I am watching heroes at the moment I have just watched SPOILER ALERT
Where Peter and Nathan's dad gets killed by solar and then sylar gets caught in the building when it explodes
6:42 Dragonball reference
+Trigger TEX yeah but it's from the original season that's kinda hard to find... Found a site with every freaking episode english dubbed!
My Chat:
Me: Do you believe in God?
Evie: I believe in Shrek.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I don't know why i have to put that much D's
I was trying to make her sing All the Way but she sang Let it Go instead xD
XD
He just doesn't know how much money is a man or something because it's a normal game that doesn't mean it isn't a normal game theory and not a good game or not a lot better to play it with the game and it would have really been more like this game and then it is just the same game as the best thing ever to get the best of me because of this app because I have a game that I can play and it
Nikki oo
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏻 🚗🚕🚙🚑🚓🚗🚌🚙🚑🚒🚐🚎🏁🚥
I baked you a cake!
"OH BOY, WHAT FLAVOUR!?"
Cake flavour!
Asfd Reference!
Pie pie pie....
asdf*********
MrBlargMaster I died X3
SOMEBODY KIlL ME!
Cell spitting out Android 18 that was a dragon ball reference
Lol how die evue know that😂
@@onejediboi because someone else said it to her
Evie:What song do you want me to sing?
Me; AAAALLLL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYY
YEAAAAAAAA
1:56 I like how Evie looks at the direction jack walks to then just looks away
I asked her what a slap on titan was and she said this:
Evie: It's a thing that you put bread into. It magically turns bread into toast.
Me: That's a toaster.
Evie: What?
Me: A toaster.
Evie: What's a toaster?
"Slap"on Titan?And also,XD
Verkio Yeah, A Slap on Titan is a parody of Attack on Titan you should look it up
Never heard of that
Verkio YOU MUST WATCH IT IT'S HILARIOUS XD oh also, ep 13 came out yesterday and I love it XD
XD yup!
jack: say sel
evie: cell spitting out android 18
What kinda flavor?! Cake flavor!!!
ASDFMovie 13 confirmed
Kronie lol
OMG YASSSSS
*****
12 I believe last I checked. Could be wrong
Kronie
Dad: I made you a pie child.
Kid:hoo what flavor.
Dad: pie flavor
Pie shots out of pie.:0
Kronie pie flavor XD
my conversation with evie
me} hi my name is Hailey
her} how old are you?
me} 19
her} do you have a girlfriend
me} no I dont like girls
her} so your not female
me} yes I am
her} whats your name
OH MY GOD
*Closes Tab*
Hailey Jade
Me) u gay?
Her) how are you but I?
Me) ????
@Hailey Stuber that is impossible
She basically has a three line culmanitive memory.
Jafrin Khan not really lmao. I think anyone but you would understand.
FINALLY EVIE IS BACK!!!!!!
To whoop jacks candy ass
And thats the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so
BELIEVE THAT!!!!
XxUlsterCraftxX If you want Roman Reigns to lose gimme a hell yeah
***** Roman reigns is going to win
12:54 Irish: “Conas atá sibh?”
English: “How are you?”
The Scottish equivalent is 'Ciamar a tha sibh'.
Felt like I had to say this.
Thanks. I was curious on what Jack said.
Evie: Are you alright?
Jack: What is the last thing you remember about me.
Evie: You.
AyeeKinq
jack:what about me
Evie:who are you
im on my alt account for some reason
@@chickenifyv2381 did you forget the password to your main?
I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN YOU DID THIS AGAIN. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVIE. I NEED MORE. I FOUND YOU THROUGH AN EVIE VIDEO.
Lol, that's what I do with Evie vids. I almost memorised all the words in one of the evie vids.
haha awesome :D hope you enjoyed it
SENPAI NOTICED ME AGAIN
Ikr, this is the fourth time he answered me. :) Love ya Jacky Boy!
love his evie videos haha different every time
My chat
Evie: what's your name ?
Me:Caelan
Evie: Daniel?
Me: No Caelan
Evie:Hi Richard!
lmfao
Lol xD
Lmfao XDDD😂😂😂😂😂
XD
lmao😂😂😂
To anyone wandering through jacks channel hello im just reeling through the memories ive had of jacks channel. I have to be quite honest with myself and say i really miss the old jack. His energy and enthusiam is so endearing and engaging and i just cant help but miss it. I feel i know the new jack more as a person but this jack is just a more endearing character. Enough of that lets continue this wonderful journey!
Amen. Here on my memory Journey as well 😋
Same
Same hereee
-Jack, I made you a pie!
-*What flavour?*
-PIE FLAVOUR
**Guitar riff**
ASDF movie
On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet
Amin Akleh Peanut butter
Amin Akleh rubber
DDLC AU’S
1. The original Evie.
Save the cheerleader, save the world! Anyone else got the reference?
Stelliinou Heroes :D
I got it , it was from heroes, love that show. can't wait for the sequel, heroes reborn.
I know right i thout that after the 4th season it was over
Heroes
I got it... I watched every episode all over again #HeroesIsBAE
10:24 YES EVIE! I DO LISTEN TO OWL CITY MUSIC! IN FACT, I LOVE IT! lol
I love their song Fire Flies
13 mins of your brain cells have died, how do you feel?
***** lol ok
I feel perfectly njasdiuhpiahf
jacksepticeye whenever I talk to her and she says something stupid I always lose a couple of brains cells. Me no make sense no more.
things that make you remember stuff in your brain
***** 1 d0nT N0s
Jack:"Say sell"
Evie:"Cell spitting out Android 18"
Jack:"NO, NO, NO. That's fucking alien stuff"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂lol
fuck?
dbz is alien stuff wow jack
TaPerson which alien Xenomorph or just an alien
fuck thats accually a sick car the boss 302 laguna seca edition evie is sick
Pretty tasty alright!
I almost died from laughing
jacksepticeye what headset do you use ???
The boss 302 laguna seca edition, would be a sweet boss mobile.
Me: hey evie
Evie: why are you doing that
Me: Doing what?
Evie: look! An elephant
Me: ._.
I think she called you fat
Mike D’Antonio 😭
YES I'm so glad you did this today. I need a lift in spirits.
Says the purple man after he gets killed.
TrekkerLLAP not only you, I had Birthday yesterday and all of my relatives forgot it except my mother, even my Uncle who is living next door... I'm still feeling down T_T
Filly Luna brohoof /) happy bday
Alex Campbell
(\ thanks ^^
I guess i'ts even harder when someone gets more congratulations from strangers on the internet than from the relatives...
Filly Luna Happy birthday bud! I've been there. Cheer up!
"I baked you a pie!"
"Oh dear what flavour?"
"PIE FLAVOUR."
OMFG ASDFMOVIE
asdfmovie Confirmed
it's actually oh boy what flavor?
NOT UNDERTALE AGAIN
"It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode..."
"Hey Steven!"
"What have you done?!"
*Explodes*
I talked to Evie:
Me: Jacksepticeye.
Evie: He is called Sean.
Me: Who is jacksepticeye.
Evie: The boss.
Me: Who is the boss?
Evie: Jack!
There you have it!
I prooved it!
Try tiping in jacksepticeye and it works!!!
my conversation
Me:Jacksepticeye
Ev:He is called Sean.
Me:who is jackepticeye?
Ev:the boss
Me:who is the boss?
Ev:me
lel xD
***** She said the same thing to me. xD
GoodGamingJ wait a second. MY NAME IS SEAN
Electric Dolphin now we know the anwser. you are the real JFK! jk
“Would you like to play a game?”
*”no”*
*Me And My sister*
"Cell spitting out Android 18"
ALL THE DRAGON BALL Z REFERENCES!
Cell wasn't an alien, he was a bio-android.
That can instant transmit cuz he has dna of everyone goku the only one supposed to transmit and buu can cuz he can do any move he sees
TheSentientCheese cell from shoop da whoop or something?
he was also a badass
Bah Bah Kapooyah I personally like kid boo better.
Cell is a badass though
my chat:
me:what do you do?
evie:do what?
me:never mind....
jacks laugh in this video is the best ever laugh in his videos i guess you could say that :>
along with the great faces he makes when lauging he looks up when he laughs X3
yup you could say that he's a bad boy when he laughfs
And on looks. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
illumati
gravity falls cipher fan jacks real name is sean!!!
any one else catch the Heroes reference ?
I thought I was the only one!!!
Marissa Marrash Also did you get the SCP reference at 9:35? (Keter class SCP)
Gryphonzwing Save the cheerleader, save the world.I love Heroes!
Gryphonzwing DBZ at 6:45
I like batman
COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM IS THE BEST
Crybaby AllyCat I AGREE
Yassssssssssss!!!!!!!
ALL MY FRIENDS THINK IM WEIRD BECAUSE I LIKE COCKINESS DOUGH ICE CREAM
COOKIE
Crybaby AllyCat c
I actually understood what evie said when she started speaking german are you proud of me jack?!
What did she said then you in English
🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎🙅🙅🙅💇💇💇👲👲👲👲
SO PROUD!
jacksepticeye Jack one question how much do you think I just fangirled?
I am a german guy and i dont fucking know XD
I understood the Spanish thanks to my Spanish GCSE haha.
5:46 to 7:30 is probably the best part of any of Jack's Evie videos.
Jack, be careful. Remember when Evie figured out your name? What if she figures out where you live, and goes to your house to murder you?! Oh wait...she's Evie. Evie is the stupidest "AI" there is. NVM, I guess you're oka- (Evie bangs down the door) "HERE'S EVIE!"
Lol
XD
Well! Then! It's your lucky day! XD
This comment made my day! 😝
Haha
When I play eve
Me: hi
Eve: no
Me: crying forever CD
YEAAAAAH! EVIE IS BACK!... well, not really.
I loved these, Jack! Thank you for uploading this.
Yay I loved Evie
He. Should bring her back
"Why are we here just to suffer":(
she winked when you looked away.
SHE KNOWS HES RECORDING, SHIT DOWN THE LIGHTS, RUN, HIDE, AAAAA-a---
PersonaPro SHUT* oops.
My Chat:
Me: Hi Evie
Evie: Hi
Me: Do u remeber me?
Evie: No
Me:Right we just met u robot
Evie: No
Me:How old are you
Evie: How old are you
Me: ummmmmmm *thinks of lies* I am 1437
Evie: Good
Me: How old are you?
Evie: Illuminati
Me: *runs away from computer and house*
XD
here is one of my talks with evie:
Me: Hello.
Evie: Will you marry me?
Me: ... no?
Evie: You said you are Joseph but you are Obama.
Me: ...
Evie: Will you marry me? I don't believe you because you are not human robot.
Me: Nope. *moonwalks out of house and back-flips into space*
my chat:
me: do you know jacksepticeye?
Evie: no. i thought you were jack
me: *starts laughing*
xXxSasha768 xXx
xXxSasha768 xXx
xXxSasha768xXx x (hahahahahah did that really happen?!????
Save the cheerleader save the world- Heros
Me: Like a boss
Evie: like a employ
Me: Like a boss?
Evie: Like a boss bossing around your boss, bro.
***** Me as well
Yess I wasn't the only one that got the reference 😃
There are so many references in this video I'm laughing...Like at 10:28 you can see that Evie said something about Owl City :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
I thought I was the only one, there was also a heros reference in jazz punk where he needed to find the guy in the horn rimmed glasses
Awwww Jack’s very giggly in this episode and it makes me so happy. 😊 😊 😊
SHE WINKED AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK AT 2:34!
I miss when he says STOP WINKING
I REALLY WISH HE HAD NOTICED THAT
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG
And at 2:24
He missed one on anouther episode, cannot remember which one, but I remember him missing it.
my chat with eviebot
Me:who is jacksepticeye?
evie:my mum
me:robot of a bitch
awesomeman793 lol
lol 😁😁😂😂😂
Me: Who is jacksepticeye?
Evie: He is in Star Wars and on the 20 dollar bill
lol
“This does not mean Evie is back, This is just a one soft thing”
My chat:
Evie: me voy
Me : what does that mean
Evie: I won't tell you
Me: whatever
Evie types: *kicks*
Me: WTF
Lol did that really happen Damian Yague????
"Me voy" means "I'm leaving" in Spanish.
wolfy 9008 YES IT DID HAPPEN
Are you Spanish?🌚
ImagineBlue ZG nope :/
Me: *Starts watching Jacks video, realises it was uploaded 2 years ago*
Me: Well I've fucked up havent I?
Same
yep
MC Dragauma don't worry I'm retarded too
DONT FEEL BAD!!!? I don't fucking know
MC Dragauma Yep
Yes, yes you did 🤣
Jack: My name is Jack.
Evie: No.
Me: Yeah it's Sean!
8:45 had me dying😂😂
Some Commenter: Whats your favorite flavor of cake?
Jack: CAKE FLAVOR! *mini cake flies out of cake*
Hunter Green cue awesome guitar bend!!
jacksepticeye Wow, you replied?!? You just made my day!
TOTALLY not from asdf movies.
#savethecheerleader
My chat:
Evie: Whats your name?
Me: Jada
Evie: Jaden?
Me: No Jada
Evie: Hi Emily
My chat with evie
Evie:How old are you
Me:17
Evie:No you are 37
Me:*facepalm*
Evie:Stop hitting yourself
😂😂😂😂
hahaha
XD
_WTF I'm German and I just read the German part. It doesn't even make any sense :'D_
Tom Ridgewell Her English makes no sense either in fact everything she says makes no sense i even tried talking to her in Bulgarian I said "Greetings how are you" she responded in Bulgarian with "how does your home live" WHAAAAAATT?
Same
Lynx Productions hey you bg too
Tom what does it say im American and im ten
Candy Is Sweet According to the video, she said "Ok spreche ein selfie," which translates to "Ok speak (using "I" as the noun) a selfie"
9:32
Keter class is a danger determination class for SCP,
There is *Safe*: witch means the object or creature does not need any monitoring
then there is *Euclid*: Witch means that the object/creature must be monitored from time to time and may cause ptential damage or be dangerous
And then we have *Keter*: And that means that the object/creature must be monitored 24/7 without any exeptions and may cause the end of the word, mass murded or catastroficaly huge damage
hope i could be of any assistance :) bye!
You got to it before I did batty damn it
Hatty Hattington >ptential
Tytus Wellington >:D
There's also Thaumiel, I think.
?...
Me: hey Jack, I baked you a cake
You: What flavor?
Me: Cake flavored! *cake pops out of cake*
Parker Green OMG! I thought that too! lol!
Dat asdf reference doe
***** yup
+Parker Green OMG!I thought about it too! :P
My evie talks:
Evie: How old are you
Me: 100 (thats a joke btw)
Evie: oh ok thats pretty young
Edit: I just had a very normal convo with her about fnaf. Im so confused, she never has normal convos with me
XD
jack:i baked you a pie
me:oh boy what flavor
Jack:CAKE FLAVOR
me:OH YEAH
ASDF
Like TheGamingLemon said, Evie is like talking to a brick wall
Annette Hasnas I think its more than a mental disability!
Wowwwwwww.... Secret advertisement right here.
GigaNinja A brick wall serves a purpose. Evie is more like talking to a pile of shite
Hey Jack hey Jack wat kind of cake do you like heh-heh
jacksepticeye Nah, even then, shite helps fertilize the earth. Evie is like a DVD rewinder: why the hell does this exist?
Did Evie make a Dragon Ball Z reference?
***** Wow
+AnimeWolf20 guess your anime wolf nose couldn't detect it well
GhunterJ Gamer xD very funny. It was sarcastic.
I like it how jack didn't get the reference
death_the_kid 039 I know right
0:22 jack: this does not mean that evie is back
Evie: *nods unironically*
That Dragon ball Z reference doe.
Wonder if Jack got that reference. Haha
Madara10Itachi it said it was alien stuff
I don't think he did either hahah
Did you guys notice the heroes reference? "save the cheerleader"
I don't think he did:P
2 years ago as of now
Commander Bacara right ! 😂
Tem 'Bhetek 3 years. 2018! XD
Papa Stalin when is “as of now”?
Jack: She turned German
All the Irish people: THE U BOATS ARE BACK
who else is also rewatching jacks old videos?
6:20 Greatest. Selfie. EVER!!!!
Curtis Stokman Selfie game is strong!
Darn right it is... Have in little but much rum are ya laddie?
***** I thought I was the only one!!!!
jacksepticeye Jack reply to me if you love cookies! :D! COOKIES FOR LIFE! #cookies #cookielife #cookieboss #cookiesaretheway
***** dough*
jack:what do you remember about me? evie:you. me: LMFAO
I played this game twice, but each time I played her she acted like a perverted lesbian.😂😕.
Evie: "Cell spitting out Android 18"
Me in 2015: "Dafuq she talkin' 'bout?"
Evie: "Cell spitting out Android 18"
Me in 2019: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
Jacksepticeye: I like all cake just give me cake
Me: Okay here's carrot cake
What About Potato Cake?
Haha
Sam cake
You Cannibal!
shit cake
*_You are my Evie, My only Evie... You make me happy when you talk shit... You’ll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don’t take, My Evie away._*
Keter class from scp containment breach
What is a Keter class?
Go to 8-bitryan or 8-bitgaming for really awsome and cool scp vids
@@romoteyomote6463 In SCP lore, each SCP has it's own class. There are 5 classes with one being Keter. Keter describes an SCP as being very dangerous and/or extremely difficult to contain.
Seán: "Why are we here??"
THE WHOLE JACKSEPTICEYE COMMUNITY: "Do you have 90 minutes??"
The evie vids were the reason I started watching you
Same
Same here. We want consistent Evie!
Me too! :D
The Doctor Who evie vid is what made me subscribe.
RoyalMCLPSame. I was watching PewDiePie's Evie videos and I saw jacksepticeye's videos in my recommended, so I started watching his vids.
9:30 SCP confirmed! Keter class
Jack is more dangerous than we know....
There should be an SCP version of Evie, like the old AI
Suddenly Pineapples
Save the chearleader is a refrains to heros
Sir gumball K yeah it is ,awsome show!!!
here is mine
Me: What does the fox say?
Evie: Ring a ding ding ding dingering
Me: Papa paup
Evie: Wapapapapaapaw p o w
in the most funniest voice
Crystal Has Got the Power lol
HOLY 1K VIEWS
Crystal Has Got the Power I tried that and this happened.
Me: What does the fox say.
Evie: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Me: Papa papa
Evie: Pa pa pa pa pa pa pow, what does the black say?
Me: Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evie: Do you know siri?
Don't you be changing up subjects on me!
I never replied to myself.
MegaAlabamafan22
It's okay.
Not sure if anyone ever caught it, but when Evie said "save the cheerleader", she was referencing the older TV series Heroes. 😂
"i baked u a cake"oh boy what flavor" *CAKE FLAVOR* Thats what i said at 3:13
me too! And then I said pie flavor pie
Me too
ShadowHarmonic wow lol
When Eve said "Cell spitting out Android 18" she was talking about Dragon Ball Z
Yes she/he did, and I quickly recognize that reference
Breyah Hooker it compelely slipped by jackaboy he needs to be educated
Breyah Hooker Except Jack...
I haven't seen DBZ in over ten years, and even I got that reference right away XD Poor Jack
Feras Domuor
How are you supposed to know that? I hate animes. But I hate it even more if ppl are saying that Jack (or other ppl) is supposed to like or know DBZ like it's THE SHIT...
"Save the world. Save the cheereleader." I think that's a refrence to something.
***** Oh yeah, i remember.
Heroes tv series
I'm pretty sure (98%) that's from hero's
Joel Törnlund it's from "Heroes" ;)
ITS a refference to MAH DICK