GOP Debate: The Rap

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @meekrob29
    @meekrob29 9 лет назад +990

    "My Jesus tattoo's got a tattoo of Reagan."
    That is hands-down, the most Republican thing I've ever heard.

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 9 лет назад +44

      meekrob29 I don't even like tattoos but if I get one...

    • @egccrypto2349
      @egccrypto2349 9 лет назад +6

      ***** I think you're talking about former democrat speaker of the house Robert Byrd in his younger days.

    • @cometastral
      @cometastral 9 лет назад

      Damn straight!

    • @Jackisaboss1208
      @Jackisaboss1208 4 года назад +2

      I wanted to like this but it currently has 666 likes

    • @godspeedhero3671
      @godspeedhero3671 3 года назад +2

      Jesus was the least Republican person ever.

  • @montanac2554
    @montanac2554 6 лет назад +328

    "When God opens a door, he closes a bridge"
    I died

    • @12vscience
      @12vscience 5 лет назад +5

      So did someone who got stuck in traffic.

    • @gregleuze6657
      @gregleuze6657 3 года назад +6

      Christie was part of a scandal where lanes of a bridge were closed. Payback to the mayor of Fort Lee if I remember correctly.

    • @ok4412
      @ok4412 3 года назад +2

      window

  • @norseaknothead
    @norseaknothead 9 лет назад +362

    I hope there's a long version. I want to hear about Jared from Subway.

    • @spaceman2641
      @spaceman2641 9 лет назад

      LazyFaux5656 he is accused of getting an underage prostitute.

    • @spaceman2641
      @spaceman2641 9 лет назад

      Wubalubadubdub Technically you are right but a 16 year old prostitute still feels under age.

    • @BillyJoe1305
      @BillyJoe1305 9 лет назад +2

      LazyFaux5656 Well if the law is the only thing that matters: I don't think he was in the right county in Nevada to be sleeping with prostitutes.

    • @darknevermore3
      @darknevermore3 6 лет назад +7

      Trust me, person from three years ago, you don't want to hear about it.

    • @mj6463
      @mj6463 3 года назад

      @@BillyJoe1305 mr president is that you?

  • @watchdealer11
    @watchdealer11 9 лет назад +192

    Tougher on China than a Greek Wedding. Get it? Because they smash plates?? Hahahaha, Remy is awesome!

  • @Jack2488
    @Jack2488 9 лет назад +49

    Remy, for the love of god, please make more stuff. Can't get enough of the parodies.

  • @cometastral
    @cometastral 8 лет назад +65

    "My Jesus tattoo got a tattoo of Reagan"

  • @timothyprice863
    @timothyprice863 9 лет назад +27

    This obvious conservative, laughed his ass off until my head hurt! Yeah, I watched it many times in a row and it was hilarious every time! Great Job Remy! I wish FOX would have had you instead of the DNC Chairman on after the debate, you are skilled and nailed it.

  • @wizemanbob
    @wizemanbob 9 лет назад +76

    I know it's probably too much work, but I'd love to see these for every debate. This was the best part so far.

    • @norseaknothead
      @norseaknothead 9 лет назад +6

      wizemanbob Much more entertaining and truthful than the debate by far.

  • @jeetkuneluke
    @jeetkuneluke 2 года назад +31

    "Go to Bernie Sanders rallies, try to find a black person."
    I'm dead.

  • @robertcrego3997
    @robertcrego3997 9 лет назад +24

    One of Remy's best. Christie's face change near the end is priceless.

  • @MeasuredFlat
    @MeasuredFlat 5 лет назад +10

    These videos by Remy are awesome. Pointing out the hypocrisy of government, the media, and its followers is fantastic.

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 5 лет назад +19

    Imagine a world where debates were replaced with rap battles

    • @chrisramsey5017
      @chrisramsey5017 4 месяца назад

      True. The debates in Hamilton were great too.

  • @taffysaur
    @taffysaur 9 лет назад +22

    Haha, "spending more than an Arab at Armani Exchange" made me literally laugh out loud.
    But now I'm wondering how he was going to resolve his Jared from Subway simile... 😟

  • @CR-wk2re
    @CR-wk2re 2 года назад +5

    I just discovered Remy today and I can't get enough. This guy is hilarious!

  • @skylarscaling
    @skylarscaling 9 лет назад +80

    I believe this video was what the kids would call "SICK AF". Well done.

  • @rycs16
    @rycs16 9 лет назад +14

    "When God opens a window he closes a bridge" perfect.

  • @PatrickKniesler
    @PatrickKniesler 9 лет назад +28

    Christie's face... perfect.

  • @Brodieman12000
    @Brodieman12000 9 лет назад +15

    So is it possible to be a Christian libertarian? I agree with so many libertarian ideas but, I'm not willing to give up my faith.

    • @chbrules
      @chbrules 9 лет назад +6

      The Doctor Where do you get that libertarianism = atheism?

    • @Brodieman12000
      @Brodieman12000 9 лет назад +10

      Well most libertarians I know are agnostic. But, I guess what it boils down to... for me anyways... is abortion, killing a human being is against my faith and I can not stand with a party that would allow it. It's why I have been a conservative for the last 9 years.

    • @chbrules
      @chbrules 9 лет назад +5

      The Doctor Libertarianism is a spectrum. I happen to fall into the far extreme of anarcho-capitalism, which us AnCaps tend to believe is the inevitability of Libertarian principles. We aren't political. We still have moral discussions on the topic of abortion, but ultimately it boils down to the initiation of force, as whether or not you should force someone to do anything.

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w 9 лет назад +11

      +The Doctor I think of myself as an independent but I'm closest to libertarian.. I guess almost Ancap, or a Volunteerist. I'm also Agnostic, but see nothing wrong with more religious people or atheists, as long as they aren't forcing that on others.
      But I still think abortion should be illegal under all circumstances except life threatening ones.. Which are increasingly rare with modern medicine. That's a moral issue to me that's totally separate from religion.. I just see it as murder, because you're ending a defenseless humans life.

    • @Randsurfer
      @Randsurfer 9 лет назад

      The Doctor No, if your religion is based on "faith", you cannot be a libertarian.

  • @MrFelixtheman
    @MrFelixtheman 3 года назад +4

    Dammitt. Like I can afford another tattoo right now. You got anymore of them fed ass printers?

  • @MrMosis
    @MrMosis 9 лет назад +8

    Not only was that a quick turn around, but man does Remy stay on top of things!

  • @ShadowCraft1195
    @ShadowCraft1195 8 лет назад +29

    life does begin at conception

    • @BobWidlefish
      @BobWidlefish 7 лет назад +2

      Life begins before conception. Every sperm and egg. No masturbation, and required pregnancy from puberty till death so no eggs are wasted. It's interesting what happens when you impose an arbitrary boundary on when life starts and fail to recognize the dynamic/gradual/continuous process that it is. Speaking about one particular theoretical boundary condition is just magical thinking / special pleading. I get it that it's essentially a slogan or a brand more than a literal statement for many people. It's more a proxy for saying you're opposed to abortion.

    • @ShadowCraft1195
      @ShadowCraft1195 7 лет назад +16

      Bob. Life is growth, and the splitting of cells. This happens at conception. Masturbation is different. I will ask that you look to NASA.com for more info.

    • @BobWidlefish
      @BobWidlefish 7 лет назад +5

      ShadowCraft *"Life is growth, and the splitting of cells."* Tell that to the tumor cells you would exterminate without hesitation if they were found in your body. I understand that cells are an example of life. Plasmodium falciparum (Malaria) are also an example of life. And yet we cheer on a genocide against such life. That something is life is irrelevant. Sperm are also an example of life. So are the skin cells removed by the thousands when you scratch your nose. We can see from these examples of life or cells or even human cells that such categorization fails to tell us anything that would cause us to treat blastocysts specially, for example. A blastocyst is only 250-300 cells, less than are removed by scratching your nose or getting a biopsy. Surely if we can so casually look the other way at removing even more human cells in other circumstances, abortion at the stage of a blastocyst should be uncontroversial unless there's some kind of special pleading you want to engage in.

    • @ShadowCraft1195
      @ShadowCraft1195 6 лет назад +18

      BobWidlefish tumors dont become breathing humans.

    • @ewanhassall7350
      @ewanhassall7350 6 лет назад +5

      something being capable of becoming a human does not make it a human nor does it make it murder to kill it. I could go and rape someone right now and they would birth a child from my sperm, so in theory my sperm will become a child but masterbating kills those sperm before they can fertilize an egg thus stopping a perfectly healthy child from existing, so according to your logic not raping someone is murdering the unborn child they would have conceived from my sperm. See how it doesn't make any sense when you apply that logic to it. The only thing that is a living breathing human, is a living breathing human.

  • @TReeves80013
    @TReeves80013 9 лет назад +10

    Spot on, Remy. Well done!

  • @creedonjm
    @creedonjm 2 года назад +2

    This is so epic, sad I am just finding it.

  • @chrisdelzell8467
    @chrisdelzell8467 5 лет назад +4

    The best part is when the bell rings and he stops talking. Get it, because Republicans do that!

  • @faridmk3707
    @faridmk3707 3 года назад +2

    Criminally underrated.

  • @callofthewild9175
    @callofthewild9175 9 лет назад +3

    ROTFLMAO That was brilliant! Hope you will do more!

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 6 лет назад +3

    He made it faster than Most politicians.

  • @abhimanyukarnawat7441
    @abhimanyukarnawat7441 6 лет назад +2

    My jesus tattoos got a tattoo of reagen 😂😂😂😂

  • @S1aptasticSquadalah
    @S1aptasticSquadalah 9 лет назад +1

    Chris Christie's face at 1:10 was hilarious

  • @pursuit4942
    @pursuit4942 2 года назад +2

    If only we had listened to Remy about Putin...

  • @aqswd6825
    @aqswd6825 Год назад +3

    alright im voting for Remy

  • @Ozma337
    @Ozma337 9 лет назад +1

    Oh my god. This is amazing. THANK YOU!

  • @trailduster6bt
    @trailduster6bt 9 лет назад +2

    That was amazing, thank you.

  • @Kmc2777
    @Kmc2777 9 лет назад +5

    This actually a pretty good beat and flow

  • @chesscomsupport8689
    @chesscomsupport8689 5 лет назад +2

    Marco Rubio should've just played this when he was debating Chris Christie.

  • @russoft
    @russoft 9 лет назад +2

    Remy for prez

  • @nin1ten1do
    @nin1ten1do 4 года назад +1

    jezz eminem?? who you are yo..!

  • @stanstanislav1471
    @stanstanislav1471 6 лет назад +1

    Absolutely awesome!

  • @broccolinyu911
    @broccolinyu911 7 лет назад +3

    "China hackin our servers? the solution ain't tough. we just fill all of our servers with some pictures of butts"
    gawd dayum Im dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SeldonLien
    @SeldonLien 5 лет назад +2

    so talented

  • @johnlenhart7892
    @johnlenhart7892 7 лет назад +1

    you got me smiling through politics thank you

  • @isaacmcquown
    @isaacmcquown 4 года назад +1

    who is here during quarantine.

  • @ApexGamingPortal
    @ApexGamingPortal 9 лет назад +2

    Love this video.
    Cruz 2016!

  • @lizard450
    @lizard450 2 года назад +1

    When God opens a window he closes a bridge... Probably no.. most definitely the best line in any song ever in history.

  • @gregleuze6657
    @gregleuze6657 3 года назад

    Oh no you don’t, Oh no you don’t, Oh no you don’t.

  • @xelan8549
    @xelan8549 3 года назад +2

    waiting for a libertarian party version XD

    • @milo8425
      @milo8425 3 года назад

      Vermin Supreme promising ponies and Justin Amash saying "Trump" every other word. And the party nominee who actually ends up being on the ballot just agreeing with whatever the polls or the loudest woke people on twitter say.
      We seriously need to get Vermin in office before he gets too old.

  • @Monsterenergy791
    @Monsterenergy791 9 лет назад +6

    Hahaha great rap, keep it up ReasonTV

  • @mrfuriouser
    @mrfuriouser 9 лет назад +2

    Remy, you're the best . Period.

  • @howlers8
    @howlers8 9 лет назад

    whaaat? dude this so needs to be longer!

  • @3boyzero3
    @3boyzero3 9 лет назад +3

    hilarious, nice work remmy, love ya
    have a great day, We are!
    : ) ; ) : )

  • @newmediarules
    @newmediarules 9 лет назад

    I don't know HOW I missed this one =)

  • @friedrich7891
    @friedrich7891 6 лет назад +2

    It's dope!

  • @bcarss1970
    @bcarss1970 6 лет назад +1

    Like Jarred from Subway......Oh...no

  • @SpencerFlagg
    @SpencerFlagg 9 лет назад

    Remy, my man, on friggin fire.

  • @rustyshackleford8637
    @rustyshackleford8637 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit

  • @hitman3693
    @hitman3693 6 лет назад +1

    Remy for president

  • @tymesho
    @tymesho 9 лет назад

    we want more, we want more, we want MORE!

  • @jenncu67
    @jenncu67 3 года назад +1

    You candidates are about to get out Republicaned!
    Lol

  • @Aaron.Reichert
    @Aaron.Reichert 9 лет назад +1

    Oh remmy!

  • @bastienclarke1810
    @bastienclarke1810 3 года назад +1

    Nice!

  • @ss702rs
    @ss702rs 9 лет назад +1

    SSSSSSSSSSSLAM!!!! Remy does it again..

  • @Chamelionroses
    @Chamelionroses 9 лет назад +1

    Remy for president. Ha great always great.

  • @chocokittybo
    @chocokittybo 6 лет назад

    I sat next to a black woman in a wheelchair at a Bernie Sanders rally actually.

  • @klhparagon1
    @klhparagon1 Год назад

    Remy is too scared to do a Democrat version 😅

  • @assgrabberb
    @assgrabberb 9 лет назад +1

    Sounds a lot like Eminem

  • @gondalfthewizard
    @gondalfthewizard Год назад

    Very mean
    Do it again!

  • @JustinAshbrook
    @JustinAshbrook 8 лет назад

    Beat name or producer?

  • @chumbagurl71
    @chumbagurl71 9 лет назад

    I love you

  • @tsummerlee
    @tsummerlee 9 лет назад +1

    Hshahaha!

  • @whateverz-876
    @whateverz-876 9 лет назад

    genius..!!!

  • @xleoness
    @xleoness 9 лет назад

    That's hilarious:)

  • @MatthewGraham027
    @MatthewGraham027 9 лет назад +3

    That tattoo of Regan one was seriously funny. Seriously they need to stop worshiping that guy.

  • @martinamax5803
    @martinamax5803 5 лет назад

    geillll