Remy: Democratic Debate (The Rap)
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- Remy joins the debate stage to out-Democrat the Democrats. Apparently they'll let anybody up there.
Written and performed by Remy. Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Austin Bragg.
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LYRICS:
Free contraception!
That's right, that's my mission
Yeah I'm stopping more wangs than
Harvard admissions
They say they'd fund Planned Parenthood?
Well that's not enough
Not only would I fund it, son
I'd start a loyalty club
You think they would spend more than me?
You'll change your mind in a hurry
I'm dropping more Jacksons
Than Conrad Murray
I'm dominating this debate
Spartacus is impaired
How do I know all the answers?
Let's just say I prepared…
They say they got plans
They'd do a lot for the nation
But unlike some people on this stage
I got reservations
Para el climate change-o
Despacito
Cinco de Mayo
Burrito
There's people locked up in cages
We gotta act fast
Not at the border, mind you
Amy Klobuchar's staff
I'll comb through the laws
See which ones are valid
Beam me to the next debate
Here, use this for your salad
I don't know half of these people
Y'all ain't go no chances
Got more write-offs on this stage
Than Bernie Sanders' taxes
Joe straight up killed busing
You know it was gory
Axed it like NBC News
On a Weinstein story
It's the economy, stupid
It's like no one is hearing me
I'd be the best thing for business since
Russia conspiracies
Reminds me of an accident
I encountered today
Not that kind of accident, Beto
Why you running away?
I got a plan to beat ISIS
Install a puppet leader who'd
lead them into insolvency
Hmm…who could we choose…
And North Korea is evil
I just honestly learned it
By checking that foolproof resource
Bernie's Travelocity searches
Guns are bad
Of that I'm the most cognizant
I'd get rid of arms so fast
You'd think you're at the Saudi consulate
The only unrealistic part was that he stopped talking when the bell went off
Only Yang manages his time properly, to his detriment.
Sleepy Joe, ‘and my time is up.’
Actually, Joe Biden did that during a heated exchange with Kamala Harris.
@@mvmlego1212 he was saved by the bell, he was starting to stammer.
Lol, Biden just wanted out, the time out part was less a courtesy and more a "I don't want to talk about this anymore."
"Stopping more Wangs than Harvard admissions." 😂👌
Do I see a Kings K fan?
I don't get that. Was it because of discrimination against Asian in Harvard?
Yes. Harvard has rejected many Asian American applicants because their grades were too high.
@@dogestoevsky2853 and I thought left was against privilege. Apparently, they are blatantly racist now.
Oh my God, I just now understood that joke
That was honestly more educational than the actual debates.
Absolutely
Lol yes. It was a great recap of everything.
I wouldn´t watch looter debates on a dare...
And entertaining. But still scary and sad.
@BrownHawk2 I learned that the Democrats don’t have America’s interests in mind at all... and that this can be communicated quite quickly in rap form.
"I'd get rid of arms so fast you'd think you're at the Saudi consolate." Best line
I liked the Klobachar line.
Can you explain the Klobuchar line?
JWil42 her “scandal” was that she was and prolly still is incredibly hard on her staff (long hrs, throwing bad reports etc.). Personally I respect her more for it but very bad look with the dems in general.
Oh, now I get it.
@@doom2avatar she made them eat salad with a comb
Despacito Cinco de Mayo burrito 😂😃😄😅😁
That, along with "toquito," is the extent of my Spanish, too.
I was tearing up lmao
Mucho frio cerveza por favor
I'd buy it.
Donde esta mis pantalones con queso?
Requesting the Reason Central Economic Committee increase our rations of Remy and Heaton.
Could not agree more.
Is Heaton still with Reason? I thought he moved to the blaze.
The level of redundancy within the Democratic primaries is astonishing.
At least it's relevant, unlike any libertarian party 😂
@@Chronically_ChiII True. We should only accept the ideas that are most accepted by the general public. Screw free thought, I want politicians and the mainstream media to tell me what to think. /s
Democracy dies when ppl stop thinking for themselves.
I forced myself to watch last night---most of the time I couldn't figure out why it was titled "debate" when so little debate occurred. There's no need for so many candidates that all have such similar views to take all our money, eventually attempt at taking our guns, and run our lives.
@@talkingtoast *democracy dies when people stop thinking for themselves*
You sound like an edgy teenager. When in history have people every thought for themselves? Even your stupid comment is void of 'free thought' but full of cliche rhetoric.
All by design.
He includes so many details in such a short time you have to watch it about 30 times to catch all of them.
Yea a lot more hard-hitting lines per second than his GOP version.
I dont know any of the names he dropped lol, i mostly like his other channels. Politics give me a headache.
I love seeing Remy still doing songs in 2019. He’s a RUclips original.
Corey Booker speaks Spanish like Arnold Schwarznegger speaks English
Flatearth Fatboy Beto speaks Spanish like Inspector Clousseau speaks English!
You're way too nice... Arnold speaks English WAY better than that
Lol just got a youtube advert about learning English
Arnold from Conan the barbarian maybe...
Arnold from Hercules in New York.
"unlike some people, I got reservations"
GET SOME WATER ON THAT BURNNNNNN
“I’d get rid of arms like I’m at the Saudi consulate.” 😂 That is so dark. I knew my sense of humor was twisted, but I’m still not sure what it says about me that that line made me laugh the loudest.
Remy is a master at slipping in the gallows humor, just when you aren't expecting it! :)
Rip Jamal Khashoggi
WHO WON YOU DECIDE
UNEPIC DEBATES IN HISTORY
Remy kills it once again, Maybe if he were up there on stage, the debates would be interesting.
Every line in this rap is gold! How does this madman do it?
Love Remy. Only reason I'm subscribed.
Stossel is good too, but he has a separate channel.
I see what u did there
Andrew Heaton/Austin Bragg stuff is good too.
@@freethebirds3578 remy does, but different videos. Like Saudis in Audis.
Still got that fire after all these years...Remy 2020!
"I'm stopping more wangs than Harvard admissions."
God damn genius.
"I'm dropping more Jacksons than Conrad Murray."
Damn that's just nasty!
What about “Axed it like NBC News on a Weinstein story”?
And the winner is: I'm stoppin' more Wangs than Harvard Admissions.
I didn't get that. Please explain?
@@snim9515 Harvard rejects Asian admissions because their grades are too high (affirmative action)
A new Remy vid! I'm tired of wining!
Remy = The only one with an American flag lapel pin.
@stonehaven You noticed that too, eh?
Oh shit. I didn't notice that. Thank you for pointing it out!
That's okay. They used to be as common as Nazi and Communist party pins and held pretty much the same meaning.
But unlike some people on this stage, I got *_Reservations_*
😂😄😁
Love Remy's Raps! This and Bitcoin Billionaire
Bitcoin billionaire is literally the best track of 2017
Wow, missed this one somehow. Here it is for others who missed it too. ruclips.net/video/UG7zLhEWanc/видео.html
"Remy is the greatest thing since sliced bread lines." Bernie Sanders
you can watch Democratic debate from 4 yrs ago, EXACTLY same.
Asahel no they somehow got even worse as now there are more of them.
No it's only getting worse
This guy is a true genius!
The part with “DEBATE QUESTIONS ATTACHED -Donna Brazile” was so funny
🤣🤣🤣
Remy may be the best thing to happen to RUclips
He's back!!!
How could nobody have picked the best line in the whole thing? :
I got a plan to beat ISIS
Install a puppet leader who'd
lead them into insolvency
Hmm…who could we choose…
Always a pleasure to watch your work!
The democratic party has gone full NPC if they did their speeches in text you could not tell them apart.
That Wang guy is alright though
@@ChiccinTendies He's not an NPC, but he'd completely destroy the economy.
@@ChiccinTendies Yang had his mic apparently switched off at a point. But they all supported the free healthcare for noncitizens which is crazy.
@@STDRACO777 Nah we can afford it, all we gotta do is bring back slavery.. for doctors and nurses, not black people or whatever. Then force a bunch of tested during SAT capable to become doctors and nurses, contract a bunch of hospitals, do the same with chemists and biologists and put like a trillion or two into automated government drug research facilities and have the army core mass produce the drugs somewhere we can ship and distribute them cheap and maintain all this until we develop fusion based reactors that work to put out so much more energy then it takes to run they make electricity on the planet free and we automate and mass produce healthcare drones that maintain and monitor the populations health status by force in order to ensure rapid disease outbreak suppression.
Then some asshole make malware and has the drones self replicate and kill everyone on the planet cause his GF dumped him for being too clingy.
@@NeverSuspects I don't think that would be enough
This Remy is fantastic.
Excellent! Thank you for summing up the debates. I tried to catch snippets but couldn’t stand it.
You forgot the part where your mic is turned off when you try to speak.
Oh my god. I need another democratic debate stat! Remy needs more material!!!
Remy is truly a national treasure.
They turned off Yang's mic between questions. Guess only some minority voices get heard.
Excellent as always
“Axed it like NBC News on a Weinstein story”🤣🤣🤣
"Sir,what would you do to solve the crisis at the border?" "Jose y Yo vamos al centro.Donde esta la biblioteca? El tocadiscos de Juan esta descompuesto. Uh,that's all I remember from High School Spanish,Senor Moderator."
Don't forget Julian Castro talking about "reproductive justice", in case we haven't had that mashup of progressive buzzwords yet.
It's weird coming back to this. They promised so much free stuff and the best they did in 3 1/2 years was a small amount of college debt relief...
"We runnin up the debt son!" LOL
The look on Maddow's face at the Russian Conspiracy line was priceless.
Love Remy's videos
Okay, this is Epic.
*Where is my $1,000 a month Yang?? XD*
He made fun of UBI in the last dem debate vid in 2016. “Free college tuition that’s still too much money my plan is free college tuition and we give you a 20”
It's still in your pocket until he gets in.
When "perfect" does not quite seem to cut it.
Bravo Remy.
WE RUNNIN UP THE DEBT SON
Stopping more Wangs than Harvard admission 😂😂😂😂
Phenomenal as always.
This is pure gold
Hell yeah more Remy
Murdered it!
These songs are incredible.
Love it.
Oh yes. More Remy songs.
Love it!
When I clicked the video I got an ad for Mike Bloomberg
This is glorious :))))) SHARE!!!
He never fails to amaze me
I watched both debates and seeing this really cheered me up.
Dropping Jacksons like Conrad Murray. 😂
Dat was quick. Nice work.
Free everything for everybody!
More!!!
I love your videos bro, I was so happy to see this.
Run up *ALL THE DEBT*
Lord have mercy! Remy’s savagery! 🤣
Hoooooorah he's back----I was getting worried ------all the best from EUSSR. (UK div' )
THIS IS EPIIIIIIIC!!!!
- Snoory Cooker
Outspending everyone...
I only was looking forward too the debate so I could see remmy make a rap about it.
Amy Klobuchers staff made me cackle. Good one Remy
0:42 *"There's people locked up in cages, we gotta act fast. Not at the boarder mind you."*
Yes, those at the boarder are locked in ""Migrant overflow facilities.""
'Hates Libertarianism'
'Will never not click in a Remy video'
more remy!
Yes!!
Love Remy. Brilliant. ❤️❤️
This is one of his best!
More of this !
DUDE!!! Coulda stopped at the first line and still be my second favorite rap song.
Best one yet!
We gotta stop the crazies
from climbin the wall
and I dont mean aliens
I mean democrats all.
Haha that ending!
OMG too funny😂😂😂😂
Watching the Democratic debates was like watching them competing in an auction with each other.
We need a playlist for Remy on your channel lol
Fairly fun and melodious! But Tulsi Gabbard wasn't not up there making jokes or towing the Democrat line. Tulsi 2020.
SouthernInquirer55, I’m not a Democrat and I’m not on board with all her policy positions, but seeing as she’s the only sane adult in the room that’s not spewing Marxist rhetoric, I’ll be hitting the Democratic polls just to boost her primary turnout.
0/10 - he stopped talking when his time was up.
Amazing
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
"Para el climate chango, despacito. Cinco de mayo, burrito."
-Remy, 2019
Democrat debate brought to you by univision
Univision. Nice. Lol. And tunnel vision too.
Great
Lmao "we runnin' up the debt son"
I love this shit
WOW!
Gettin' all up your vote.