50 Ways to Die in Minecraft - Part 11
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- Опубликовано: 29 май 2020
- This is the 11th regular installment of my series of Minecraft comedy montages. This one's not in the top 3, but I like it better than parts 8 and 9. I made it at the same time as part 10, but I didn't quite finish it in time to release it during the late November/early December window, so I had to wait until summer.
My favorites from this one include the stone cutter part, the pillager captain meeting, the comment geyser, the hero of the village scene, the part with the giant magnet, the AAA games joke, and the part where the guy builds scaffolding up into space. The scaffolding in space scene is not my most clever joke, but it's probably the most high-brow joke I've ever made.
The guy who saves that village is named Sgt. Grunt. He's a character I came up with way back in early 2017 who was going to narrate a tutorial I made for a device I invented in Minecraft, but I decided not to finish making the tutorial because it was taking a really long time to make, it didn't seem like a lot of people would actually watch it, and it wasn't living up to my own expectations. Plus, the device kept getting broken by Minecraft updates that kept coming out while I was still making the tutorial.
This video isn't Sgt. Grunt's first appearance, though. If you look really carefully, you can see him in mission control in the Saturn V launch scene in Part 5 when the camera is facing away from the computers. He's the furthest to the right in the back row. You can only see the top of his head.
A lot of people have pointed out to me that you don't take fall damage when inside a boat. Believe it or not, you actually can, but only if you fall a specific distance. I believe it's either 49 or 50 blocks. Anyway, the joke itself doesn't really work anymore because they updated boats to be sturdier. I think I originally came up with the boat joke because someone on Hermitcraft built a boat launcher transportation system, but then someone else tried it out and missed the receiving end because they moved ever so slightly while they were in the air. This was before the boat update, so they took fall damage from it. I don't remember who it was. I thought it was Tango Tek, but I couldn't find the video where it happened. All I know for sure is that it definitely happened during the Amplified season.
Originally, I wanted to add the film score of the stampede scene from Disney's The Lion King to the jeans stampede scene, but I didn't want to get a copyright claim, so I didn't even try. The Dailymotion version of the video has the score though, and it also has a version of Cha-La Head Cha-La from Dragon Ball Z in the intro. The Dailymotion version doesn't have the extra clips at the end, so this is the first video where the Dailymotion version isn't the definitive version.
For the AAA games joke, I wanted to find a picture of Donald Trump from his days in The Apprentice, but I couldn't find one at the angle I needed. Not that I looked that hard, but there were many more pictures taken of him during his presidency to work with.
I made the joke with the comment geyser to try to explain why I spelled the title wrong in the fairy tale video. I was hoping it would stop those comments from coming. It didn't work. You might be wondering why I spelled the word correctly in the title of this video. For whatever reason, RUclips is cool with that word in the title of this video, but not every video.
#Minecraft #50WtDiM #Comedy 
Игры
I'm putting the credits in a separate video to avoid getting demonetized and also so that people don't flood their screens with text after pressing "Read More".
ruclips.net/video/5u-GiN-Hif0/видео.html
one month ago?
That's Okay! Jake Eyes! You Can Put Separate Video As Always!
Welcome back
yes
yes papa
Jake:"Using a cart launcher transportation system"
Also jake: *uses boat*
Killed by a parrot
Minecraft: *adds scaffolding. Jake eyes: * dying intensifies
6:50 "I've seen more convincing spaceships in George Méliès' Le Voyage dans la Lune"
THAT HAD TO HURT-
Death 60:
Viewer: Hey, there were only 59 deaths!
Jake: You’re right, we should probably add one more.
Also Jake: [dies]
*Needless repetition.*
email this to jake and it might get added
@@billlllllllllllll yeah so,
JUST DO IT
Optical channel: Hey there weren’t 60 there were only 59
Snakethejake: that’s right we need one more
Optical channel : *gasp*
60: déjà vu
I haven’t gotten that many like before
My username is similar but he's better.
@@opticalreality2991 I gave you one more.
You stole my idea.
@@luigines6457 no
Being subscribed to jake is completely forgetting about him, then him uploading and you remembering his existence and being pleasantly surprised
Correct
You got a point
my mind did that exact same thing except i wasnt subbed
Yup yup
BoxedIn same
5:44
Jeez, that builder is fast. He traveled from the Andromeda galaxy to earth in less than a minute
Seriously and the fact he was able to see something happening LiGHT YEARS away from I’m is something.
Would have taken centuries for that scaffolding to finally reach him.
@@beartheconfused6798 More like 10s millions of years since the andromeda galaxy is 2.5 million light years away
Would he even realistically be affected by gravity? Pretty sure he has nothing to worry about.
4:28 that look is just hiliarious
I watched this on dailymotion and I think the scafilding joke is going to be The new tnt warehouse
or the chorus plant
PERHAPSE
The new sand-covered ravine
Which was the new TNT warehouse
Yes so do I and I also watched on dailymotion
@@BottledSam The chorus plant came before the sand covered ravine, and i think it was even before the TNT warehouse
Everybody gangsta till jake eyes does over 650 ways to die in minecraft.
*ABSOLUTE mad lad*
659*
edge lord I swear I see you everywhere
559*.....?
Edge lord I see you and guy without a mustache a lot of times
@@dootdoodle569 Have you ever thought they you're everywhere instead?
With the new Nether Update, he's gonna offer us a "50 ways to die in The Nether."
id rther get 50wtdim farie tales 2
Jake Eyes: Exists
RUclips: And I took that personally.
Other people when they need to stretch a vid to 10 mins
"Thanks to Lords of ShadowShare Audible VPN for sponsoring this video"
Jake when he needs to stretch a vid to 10 mins: Here is bonus content made entirely without any cut corners.
You forgot rain shadow legends
@IiDeNtIfYaShElicOpTeR I use the microphone because I don't like to type. I saw it say rain but I kept it as a joke
@@Office.person The mic wasn't sponsored by Raid, so it didn't type it correctly.
Yea rad is literally every RUclips sponsor, I really hate that reed sponsored every darn video on RUclips
Rain shadow Legends
-Hey, tnt warehouses jokes are overused, what should we replace it?
Jake eyes: sCafoLdIngs jokEs.
Wait whaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chorus Plant, Sand Covered Ravine, Kingdom With Snoozy Princess, There are no “Thing” in Minecraft Jokes and Angry Waterlogged Corpses Jokes: Am I a Joke to you?
And now COBBLE GENERATOR
I got one: Testing the flammability of Scaffolding...
in a TNT Warehouse.
4:55 I was expecting all of the animals would attack him
Uh, i don't know if you missed this. But its actually spelled "dye"
W a t
S T U P I D
@Jose Zunun I dont think you understood the joke bud.
Lol I got da joke
yeah
0:08 literally 8 seconds in and I am already dieing of laughter because of the abridged joke
Same
"Dieing"
HAHAHAHA-*ded*
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
DbzAAAA
Hey they weren't 50, they were only 59
Love your picture.
*Shoot with 255 Power bow
and there are currently 59 likes on ur comment. I'mma make it 60!
this is clickbait >:(
Hahaha, hey you're right, we need 41 more....
Me: *Sees cacti next to each other*
Also me:
*Wait, that’s illegal*
02:42 "Randy Pitchford's integrity" I died at this :)))
Yes, why isn't there more comments about this?
@@somerandomdudewhoplaygames It appears for, what? Eight frames? Of course people don't notice it.
Not seeing many comments appreciating Jake's work so here's mine:
Thank you Jake for continuing this wonderful series after so many years! I especially enjoyed watching your very first 50 Ways to Die video when I was bored at home one day.
Thank you and your team for putting effort to give out this entertainment to us for FREE! Cheers and keep up the videos dude
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays why did you plug your channel
don't click the link chino gaming boy plays is just advertising his channel
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays shut the fuck up corona boy
The Fucking Third Reich lmao so right
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays yea
Guys, hear me out,
50 ways to LIVE in Minecraft.
LET'S GO
*on a oneblock skyblock without item drops
technically theres 70 or 71 deaths bc of the 49th and 50th death
r/madlads
1 Don't go in a TNT warehouse
8:32 that builder just already did the boat clutch before dream
8:28: Everything the construction workers used to break their fall: (in order of landing)
Water
Boat
Slime block
Elytra
Diamond Boots (Enchanted with Feather Falling)
Ender Pearl throw to the ground
Slow Falling potion
Is Cat
Cobweb
Ladder
Hay Bale
Minecart
and alredy being on the gound (pilliger)
Workers did the clutches before dream could do any of em
Great fall death prevention tips.
Cat Dies
9:58
Glad to see you're enjoying your new computer!
But take your time with everything. We understand.
Wait how is this 1 month ago???
@@cosmicburger7706 RUclips problems
Maybe pre-release access???
Maybe pre-release access???
No he was just up at midnight
1:05 "I...I don't get it..." - Puppet Pal Clem from Dexter's Laboratory
2:45 that was a crazy transition.
Yup
2:58 HE LITERALLY HAS TWO HALVES OF A "BRAIN" IN HIS HEAD
When Jake Eyes makes another "50 ways to die" video
*the return of the king*
02:42 Randy Pitchford's Intergrity
Oh No! D:
Greasy Randy.
When the NBA team’s score are tied: 9:05
SUDDEN DEATH MODE
Scaffolding *exists*
Server troll *exists*
People using scaffolding: [Intense music intensifies}
Iiooekeiwwieiejeieiekejddjejdiejejrjrjrurur
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E! OH NO!
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and liked it 👍 it explodes for the bell is my first comment heart and liked it and liked it 👍😊😁😊😊😊❤️😊❤️😁😁😁❤️😁😁😂😂😁😁😁😂
[Intensity intensifies]
LOoK i BAkEd CooKiES
This series is 5 years old and it's still so successful (and I've watched it since day one pretty much)
Ya
I’m just glad that whoever JayRiott is found a way to get rich.
Never gets old this series.
Dude, I used to watch these as a kid and I decided to revisit the series, worried that it might not be like I remembered, but was pleasantly surprised to find out that's it just genuinely really good content.
Bravo man
9:40 Cancel culture in a nutshell.
Well, before that existed, most became embarrassed when looking at their own archives, this happened a LOT before the Curse of 2020 . . .
Cancel culture is really like drinking coke and mentos and nitroglycerin
9:37 That is also an accurate description too.
Ways to die?
More like ways to *Your channels is ineligible for monetization*
If this is an idea maybe you should send it to Jake eyes’s email
More like: 50 Ways Patreons can support you.
OMG, didn't thought this would appear!
same
2:57 ok that arthur reference was pretty good
6:18 Ned doesn't want his machine to collide with the scaffolding tower because if there is someone on the scaffolding tower.
MAY YOU NEVER STOP THIS GLORIOUS DIATRIBE OF DEATH.
2:55 love the Skyrim twist, I did not see that coming
7:35 Ravagers, this would be little better, but still great vid.
Rangers-ravagers, got it? (kill me)
RUclips:
This is not okay
Kids hearing the word “die”
So we are not sorry jake eyes
But all ads must go bye bye
3:54
"Break down any of these scaffolding and i'll stuff enough TNT into your house to give this server a sand shortage"
- Troll, 5:23
Y a s
Hahahahah this is funny
He will destroy all desert biomes to get revenge
Famous last words.
170 like your welcome
Me: is there anything good in this year?
Jake Eyes: *posts this video*
Me: The lords have spoken to me.
Wupsi. Almost gave you a like,but than there weren't 69 anymore.
@@Silberfisch62_Xbox nice.
No
@siren head
I don't know why, but Stu spamming the bell (and then going out of his way to do it again) made me laugh until it hurt to keep laughing.
So, naturally, I rewound the video to watch that part again.
That "knocking someone off who has ender pearls" joke aged remarkably well.
50 ways to "DIE" in minecraft
RUclips: >:( that is harmful for kids
porn ads
RUclips: This is fine, kids will like it
Or Robert Helpmann
I got condom ads while watching one of these videos once
Not just porn ads, but monetized porn on RUclips!!
This comment:
RUclips: This kid-friendly content is bad!
Also RUclips: Let’s let kids watch stuff posted for 18+!
True but it had 69 likes so I made it 70
Me: Seeing the "Developing a Succesfull AAA game" way to die
Also me: 1:05
Me too
Same
its the fact that a lot of AAA games are terrible
There was a thing where a bunch of employees got laid off because their triple-AAA game wasn't successful enough, despite it being very successful.
Archdruid Bookwalter yep
3:24 this man just predicted Dream manhunt
Yeah
My most favorite Minecraft youtuber back again! :D
2:57 I see what ya did there. Pinky and “the brain”
Edit: AND arthur
57 likes and no replies, till now.
@@JAM_YT_FURRY ye
"The Brain" he put there is Alan Powers, a friend and classmate of titular character Arthur Read.
4:35 Me when I realize that my autoclicker exists.
What the fuck was that 😅😅😅 ;) ;) ;)
Nice Tfs Dbza reference love it keep up the good work
Your videos are Amazing! Keep up the good work, Jake Eyes!
8:16 - You can see SnakeTheJaik placing TNT. This shows how mischevious he is in this series. (I have a good eye.)
How the hell? Oh wait you can see the tnt after the scaffolding goes down
i dont get why he put it there
Wait wait, if someone tries to light up, EVERYONE IS DEAD
i see you realy have a good eye
Don't see
You can see it at 8:28
Tnt warehouse: *exists*
Jake eyes: do you want to explode
Yes it does
To be honest, Jake eyes, I am very impressed of how you animated this video, I can say that because of the "Randy Pitchford's integrity" and woodcutter parts, very clean.
1:54 Is actually not true. Mobs can spawn on scaffolding because it is a “solid” block because it only has special features for players.
0:42 5:27
I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Under the name of the senat of the galatic republic, you are under arrest lukewhy
@@Echo-pz5mi i am the senate
@@trumootm143 wait wait we have to start again
After my line its
Are you threatening me master jedi?
The senate will decide your fate
And then you say i am the senate
Ok?
Lets go
Under the name of the senate of the galactic republic, ykh are under arrest lukewhy
Dream: How does one exactly die in Minecraft?
Jake: I can show you 50 ways to die in Minecraft
Dream: Still doesn't die
ok you are everywhere what is your magic tell me
Just some Guy without a Moustache of the comment section, what is your wisdom?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Ah, a fellow comment section traveler.
OH NO ITS YOU AGAIN caps
you using a teleport pad or what?
2:42 - "Randy Pitchford's Integrity" caught me off guard.
U just have the perfect voice for everything like your voice and your videos are just perfect in EVERY WAY
1:24 oh look, one of my older comments. never thought it would make it there. lol
Of course
its a joke right?
cuz it not you
@@T0wle . What Are You Talking About?
@@T0wle He wrote the comment directly underneath the relevant comment.
@@Jake_Eyes Hey Jake, almost at 250K! Keep up the good work with videos!
"TO THE GUILLOTINE!"
@Noah Maldonado Questioning if something is an OversSimplified reference? To the guillotine!
@@rominkivela9351 Sending people to the guillotine? TO THE GUILLOTINE!
Since it’s part 11, you’ve found 550 ways.
@Noah Maldonado Woah.
@Noah Maldonado ACTUALLY IT'S 670 IF YOU COUNT THAT 24TH DEATH IN PART 7 THAT JAKE REPLACED THE ORIGINAL BECAUSE OF RESTRICTION MODE
@@theongfoonglee6439 660*
I at first thought it's Kevin Perry's vdo as it's title is 50 ways Thn I entered and found out it's something else lol.
SAME
I watched Kevin Perry's videos. Opening gifts is my favourite one.
Jake eyes: I can't afford to make this ten minutes long
Jake eyes: *makes it 11*
I can't afford to NOT make it 10 minutes long
2:42 Randy Pitchfard's integrity.
What
Randy Bitchford
So he died the same way as he did
I love all these!!!
Every time I watch these videos it makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe
So, for those who have trouble keeping up with visuals, the ways the builders avoid fall damage at 8:29 are, from first to last:
Water bucket
Boat
Slime block
Featherfalling boots
Elytra
Ender Pearl
(Cats don't take fall damage.)
Potion of Slow Falling
Cobweb
Ladder
Hay bale
Minecart
(Cats don't take fall damage) seems a pretty effective way to avoid fall damage.
But not annoyed pillagers.
2:40 this way to die killed me
These videos never cease to entertain me.
Let's not forget he's managed to find 550 ways to die in minecraft.
Five hundred. And fifty.
I thought it was 650
Someone: Parkour!
Me an intellectual: *Hwatcha!*
6:30 The Builder cheated death!
Death: WHAT THE ...
Creeper:Hi there
The day you uploaded this take off the 3 and Mayo haha
Ok can we just talk about how the hwatchas in every character’s accent sounded awesome
“Randy Pitchford’s integrity”
*Bacteria around it*
*Clipping through saw*
I like this
Oh shit where?
6:45 I feel like this was a blooper but they rolled with it.
I know the next “Ready, sego.” Every sego you put at once!
You are a comedy genius my friend
7:23 yay I got featured I'm happy in life now :D
Oh yes that was yours! That must be so cool!
Cool
Congrats
I laughed hard at that one
Or
everyone dies couse someone removed minecraft every where.
I FREAKING DIED AT THE INTRO!!! I love DBZA so hell ye!
I love how this came out on my birthday!
3:22 GeorgenotFound moment
3:23 Dream Moment
8:29Things that you can do to prevent fall damage in Minecraft in a nutshell.
That curse of binding enchantment must be really strong!
1:10 stampede!!!!
"i fear no man"
"but that thing"
2:27
"it scares me"
You’re not alone
Evil donald trump
Bro turned into Donald Trump 💀
2:46 Good your finally awake
How the hell does he do it? He makes perfect content every time yet has pretty much has a 11 part video that is the same (kinda) and its just so perfect... How does it not get old?
4:34 it really be like that though XD
The bell joke was actually 37 times in 4 seconds! Nice touch!
6:59 mmm a creeper of cultur finaly
Everyone: oh, I... I thought you were dead.
Jake Eyes: my death was... greatly exaggerated.
I havent watched jake eyes for over 5 years until i saw this video you guys are my childhood!
3:25 I remember Dream's manhunt video.
Nah, Dream just got this