50 Ways to Die in Minecraft - Part 9

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  • Опубликовано: 7 дек 2018
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  • @Jake_Eyes
    @Jake_Eyes  5 лет назад +1549

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    • @kneelingfish437
      @kneelingfish437 5 лет назад +55

      *clicks read more anyways*

    • @Guest666RBLX_YT
      @Guest666RBLX_YT 5 лет назад +7

      Part 10 Jake Eyes?

    • @Guest666RBLX_YT
      @Guest666RBLX_YT 5 лет назад +3

      Read my comment on part 8

    • @RandomRodger
      @RandomRodger 5 лет назад +9

      You have to do all of that typing to not get demonetized?!?!

    • @Guest666RBLX_YT
      @Guest666RBLX_YT 5 лет назад +6

      I have a death idea: Cutting down a chorus plant that the Ender Dragon wanted for its birthday

  • @pef_v6107
    @pef_v6107 2 года назад +244

    I like how death 22 implies Ned knows the definition of insanity off a random site word by word, off by heart.

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 2 года назад +1

      why are you here

    • @pef_v6107
      @pef_v6107 2 года назад +5

      @@rubiks_20 I am everywhere. I am eternal.

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 2 года назад +1

      @@pef_v6107 you are not supposed to be here

    • @fiery1223
      @fiery1223 2 года назад +14

      I like the one where Stu (the one who ate a trapdoor in this video casually knows what TNT stands for (Trinitrotoluene)

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 2 года назад +2

      @@fiery1223 I get that, but Pef isn't supposed to be here due to deaths 10 and 31 existing in this video.

  • @jjfrenzy789
    @jjfrenzy789 3 года назад +65

    7:18 I don’t know why but I find this inexplicably funny for some reason.

  • @Heregoesnuttin
    @Heregoesnuttin 3 года назад +145

    When Grandma asks what you want for dessert: 4:41
    When she asks how many: 4:44

    • @brandonborlaza9205
      @brandonborlaza9205 3 года назад +8

      underrated

    • @Aeroplane.blu44
      @Aeroplane.blu44 3 года назад +10

      @@brandonborlaza9205
      4:44 is my favorite part lol

    • @Delm0s
      @Delm0s 2 года назад +1

      I learned pi this way than my boring teacher

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 3 года назад +118

    Can I just say how amazing your stop-motion scenes are with your building such as the nuclear warhead explosion?

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 3 года назад +62

    The more I watch the more I’m convinced dirt stu is just god-tier trolling everyone

  • @Hash.Tag.
    @Hash.Tag. 5 лет назад +773

    Another Idea:Drinking 127 level protection potion.
    *Turns into bedrock*

  • @Senroak
    @Senroak 4 года назад +336

    Idea:
    Forgetting to carve holes in your pumpkin before putting it on

  • @mrinsertname8206
    @mrinsertname8206 4 года назад +95

    1:33 When ur mom tells you dinner is ready

  • @adityanair757
    @adityanair757 5 лет назад +586

    Idea:
    Bringing your best friend to a tnt warehouse
    A best friend that's a blaze.

    • @Skykayava
      @Skykayava 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @bidybadmoose7840
      @bidybadmoose7840 5 лет назад

      Adi’s Great World bringing -your best friend- (a blazer) into a tnt warehouse

    • @Sanjay.2133
      @Sanjay.2133 5 лет назад +10

      -Bringing your best friend to a tnt warehouse
      Who's a blaze- (*Someone kills it*)
      Killing a blaze using a fire aspect sword in a TNT Warehouse

    • @snowhawk_
      @snowhawk_ 5 лет назад

      over a sand covered revine

    • @blixer4775
      @blixer4775 4 года назад

      Over a Sand Covered Ravine.

  • @deet0109mapping
    @deet0109mapping 5 лет назад +486

    Number 48 was genius.

    • @burghi3499
      @burghi3499 5 лет назад +24

      Here is an idea: Subbing T-series

    • @itzmicrox3065
      @itzmicrox3065 5 лет назад +5

      Had an idea On 50 ways to die
      Buliding a -nice- Tower
      Lava

    • @gillbates4213
      @gillbates4213 5 лет назад +4

      sub-optimial bridge design again but the cobble one is destroyed

    • @fakhri555
      @fakhri555 5 лет назад +7

      10:14

    • @ZesTofthelemon
      @ZesTofthelemon 5 лет назад

      agreed

  • @henlomeabirb5970
    @henlomeabirb5970 4 года назад +602

    ExplodingTNT is getting referred to a lot lately

    • @dyl-pickle.v-27a
      @dyl-pickle.v-27a 4 года назад +67

      *i haven’t heard that name in years*

    • @mariapop4550
      @mariapop4550 4 года назад +34

      My favourite characters from tnt universe purple shep ExplodingTNT failboat lol

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 4 года назад +27

      @@mariapop4550 you know, failboat is an actual RUclipsr, right? not just a character.

    • @ScarletDevil2004
      @ScarletDevil2004 4 года назад +7

      VeziusTheThird ^

    • @weber49
      @weber49 4 года назад +3

      @@mariapop4550 I like them to

  • @Iodh_
    @Iodh_ 3 года назад +43

    Jake is just going crazy with sand covered ravines this episode!

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 Год назад +1

      Death 51:Mention sand covered ravines in the desert

  • @Troevan
    @Troevan 5 лет назад +580

    Idea:
    Accidentally kill a Person
    Accidentally kill a -Person-
    Accidentally kill a Person and a Wolf At the Same time by a horde of Wolfs
    -Accidentally kill a Person and a Wolf At the Same time by a horde of Wolfs-
    MISSING DUOLINGO LESSONS

  • @poprou5314
    @poprou5314 5 лет назад +67

    51: Watching RUclips Rewind: 2018 for 1 year

  • @thefuturepresidentofameric5957
    @thefuturepresidentofameric5957 4 года назад +96

    4:44 is my favorite part

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 года назад +5

      3.141592653589793238462643383279

    • @hollowmemer4285
      @hollowmemer4285 3 года назад +6

      Tbh I replayed that like 3141592653589793238462643383279 times

    • @darthfaul6033
      @darthfaul6033 3 года назад +1

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity

    • @mothzervania6720
      @mothzervania6720 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @blake5943
      @blake5943 3 года назад +1

      Insanity is doing the exact same FLUKING thing over and over and over and over and over again expecting POOP to change.

  • @ericschannel983
    @ericschannel983 4 года назад +51

    0:56 Everybody: **Hoorays**
    TNT: So you have been chosen death

  • @richardlong1239
    @richardlong1239 5 лет назад +25

    1.Watching RUclips rewind 2018
    2.realizing your in RUclips rewind 2018
    3.spoiling deltarune (chaos king apears)
    4.depression
    5.setting traps and forgetting about them
    6. 1fps
    7. be unrealesed
    8.rage
    9.realizing u just spent 9 hours thinking of ways to die in minecraft
    10.escaping a creeper.... by jumping of a ravine

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 5 лет назад +1

      Richard Long I really like number 3 :)

    • @streetyboy6910
      @streetyboy6910 5 лет назад

      5

    • @richardlong1239
      @richardlong1239 5 лет назад

      @@RomeDoesStuff oh gonna change it :/

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 5 лет назад

      Inkypro8765 I think that is just the name of the song but I’m not sure

  • @Hyrixous
    @Hyrixous 5 лет назад +53

    Death 32 is my all time favorite.
    Edit: and matching up with it is death 48
    Edit2: Death 11 was smart too

  • @trulantix
    @trulantix 4 года назад +20

    6:19 that one literally happened to me.

  • @sansskeleton7318
    @sansskeleton7318 4 года назад +134

    Overusing a joke in a sand covered ravine in a kingdom with a sleepy princess while mining diamonds at night in a tnt warehouse

    • @smolderingawesome
      @smolderingawesome 4 года назад +6

      ...All while eating a piece of tnt

    • @ednaapcappa5948
      @ednaapcappa5948 4 года назад +5

      F*cking GENNIIUUUUUISS

    • @misterseavixen5538
      @misterseavixen5538 3 года назад +5

      If that isn't the perfect description of an overused joke then I don't know what is...

    • @neroemerald5296
      @neroemerald5296 3 года назад +1

      Wait sans I thought you died!

    • @shardtheduraludon
      @shardtheduraludon 3 года назад +3

      Said from an overused meme character that should’ve died a year ago.

  • @Link9058
    @Link9058 5 лет назад +25

    1. Using efficient 255 watermelon seeds (overgrows and crushes/absorbs)
    2. Using suboptimal building materials......in a TNT warehouse (nether lava leaks through the wood)
    3. Believing that the end portal will reset fall damage
    4. Attempting to sue a zombie with anger issues

  • @nievvdana
    @nievvdana 5 лет назад +20

    IDEA: running out of batteries while playing Minecraft at GameBoy Color

  • @EthanTheEngine7
    @EthanTheEngine7 4 года назад +23

    3:06 "AT NIGHT"

  • @BaconKingC.
    @BaconKingC. 3 года назад +27

    8:03 is the best death i've seen

    • @dolfyrantsparodies608
      @dolfyrantsparodies608 7 месяцев назад

      As someone who lives in New York, I can affirm that this is the best way to die here

  • @astolenusername7687
    @astolenusername7687 5 лет назад +69

    Here’s some ideas
    Breaking the 4th wall
    Breaking the fourth wall, literal style
    Respawn in smash bros melee
    Ticking off a passive creeper
    Breaking a chorus plant in creative
    Be in the nether for hours without going home to sleep
    Attempting to put an Xbox disc in a ps4
    Mouse breaks in a very literal mouse fight.
    Begging for likes so that jake eyes will see your comment (pls do)

    • @notbryan2076
      @notbryan2076 5 лет назад +1

      For the one about being in the nether, do staying in the nether for long enough to see a phantom, then trying to sleep in the nether

    • @technopotato12
      @technopotato12 5 лет назад

      I love ur ideas!

  • @achannel8349
    @achannel8349 5 лет назад +72

    50 ways to -leave your lover- edit a version of someone's 50 ways to leave your lover

  • @glamisaweirdperson
    @glamisaweirdperson 4 года назад +52

    1:41 yeet it's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays 3 года назад +57

    10:48
    “I’m not gonna eat a piece of TNT, how dumb do they think I am?”
    *Literally about 1 second later*
    **eats a magma block**

  • @breigfamily6756
    @breigfamily6756 4 года назад +195

    5:54 skeleton next to the one in gold: did we get him?
    Gold skeleton: yup

    • @theapparentlymark6734
      @theapparentlymark6734 4 года назад +1

      Dark shadow gamer 195 he shot him

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop 4 года назад +4

      Ladies and gentlemen, we shot 'em

    • @henlomeabirb5970
      @henlomeabirb5970 4 года назад +2

      reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @metadragon7500
      @metadragon7500 3 года назад +1

      Anyone who’s built a skeleton grinder has definitely seen this hundreds of times.

    • @Gdcat1472
      @Gdcat1472 3 года назад

      There is one imposter among us

  • @pauledwardcamacho2678
    @pauledwardcamacho2678 5 лет назад +80

    Idea:drinking fire resistance 255
    (turns into lava)
    Edit:thx for the likes

    • @Bitgedon
      @Bitgedon 5 лет назад +4

      Its fire resistance, he turns into a block of obsidian

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe he turns into a huge block of obsidian, but on the inside there's lava... also: Drinking... water? (Remove the ? and put in death, *(player) has died of dysentery.*)

    • @kriztejada9838
      @kriztejada9838 4 года назад

      He becomes water

  • @detomnz2024
    @detomnz2024 3 года назад +16

    07:30 when the dumb one is actually correct

  • @YouShantFindMe
    @YouShantFindMe 3 года назад +18

    4:55 to 5:13 is by far my favorite part.

  • @crumpledyt1287
    @crumpledyt1287 5 лет назад +197

    I have an idea!
    Milking this joke.
    * tnt warehouse explodes *

  • @thestarrypoet
    @thestarrypoet 5 лет назад +35

    51: Realizing the title said "dye", not die.

    • @kevinwang2869
      @kevinwang2869 5 лет назад +2

      55: Constantly asking Jake Eyes to add, "misspelling die joke"

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 4 года назад +31

    4:44 Dude, your breaking the fabric of reality!

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 года назад

      3.141592653589793238462643383279

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 года назад +1

      @@spamton.g.spamton.1164 no its
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    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 года назад

      @your laughing glitch lolbit looool

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 года назад

      @your laughing glitch lolbit can you see in 10th line the line starts from 096..........
      He is probably coming for us.....

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 года назад

      @your laughing glitch lolbit damn

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 3 года назад +29

    Additional deaths: (unfinished)
    4:43 attempting to say the full number of pi without taking a single breath
    7:30 failing to avoid the falling sand caused by the picture behind stu

  • @jeretoon8350
    @jeretoon8350 5 лет назад +86

    Some ideas:
    Dying by a hacker
    Dying by lag
    Dying by a cleaner
    Dying by combinations of the above
    Dying to getting 10v1ed
    Dying to farming endermen with no pumpkin
    Dying to all of the above IN A SAND COVERED RAVINE

    • @Bitgedon
      @Bitgedon 5 лет назад

      All of the above is a tnt warehouse

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 5 лет назад

      Cross out each attempt as they come, before ending it with those wraith things.

    • @timothydunaway7568
      @timothydunaway7568 5 лет назад

      Existing in this world

    • @degistirmelutfen
      @degistirmelutfen 5 лет назад

      Dying by jake Paul vids

    • @jacoblambert1433
      @jacoblambert1433 4 года назад

      5:10 Minecraft:Poop
      Me:😂😂😂

  • @edytakelma1832
    @edytakelma1832 5 лет назад +93

    idea:
    -thanos' snap-
    snapping yourself out of existance

  • @davidli313
    @davidli313 4 года назад +76

    Ways to die in minecraft: Canadian winter

    • @MrShifty1
      @MrShifty1 4 года назад +3

      I’m imagining someone freezing to death and the snow saying sorry

    • @petargrific484
      @petargrific484 4 года назад +2

      You should see the russian winter. You get frostbite within 10 minutes in St.petersburg

    • @petargrific484
      @petargrific484 4 года назад +1

      I have seen it and it is filled with blizzards

    • @winchesterchua3390
      @winchesterchua3390 4 года назад +1

      Finnish winter is colder

    • @comradestar5584
      @comradestar5584 4 года назад +1

      slav I guess I’m ready for the Motherland

  • @RiskierGoose340
    @RiskierGoose340 4 года назад +79

    4:39
    H-how does he know that?
    Also do a full vid on that

  • @nnitro
    @nnitro 5 лет назад +56

    Jumping to --water-- blue stained glass (suggestion)

    • @Tru3thful
      @Tru3thful 5 лет назад +3

      Or mistaking a Lime Stained Glass as a Slime Block...

    • @CodeBlue-sc6bb
      @CodeBlue-sc6bb 5 лет назад

      @@Tru3thful ehh they don't look that similar but having blue stained glass above water may be better

    • @Tru3thful
      @Tru3thful 5 лет назад

      @@CodeBlue-sc6bb Compare the two from really high up.

    • @Raudent
      @Raudent 5 лет назад +1

      Jumping on a water
      Jumping on a water covered by blue stained glass

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 2 года назад

      @@Tru3thful lime carpet is better tbh

  • @speedwagongaming2520
    @speedwagongaming2520 5 лет назад +23

    Death 51: Watching this video over a sand-covered refine.

    • @chugz8637
      @chugz8637 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @chlorhexidine2506
      @chlorhexidine2506 5 лет назад

      Death 52: Attend a us public school

    • @juanjugmail8862
      @juanjugmail8862 5 лет назад

      Death 53: Changing from Minecraft to Fortnite [Gets killed by 10 year olds]

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 4 года назад +140

    Trying that “lightning”enchantment on your trident
    And then testing it on a villager

    • @TeoG.
      @TeoG. 4 года назад +4

      It's called channeling

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад

      YeeticusMemicus i know its because if its the dumb guy he would not know that

    • @bonnittastewart5499
      @bonnittastewart5499 4 года назад

      /summon DJ_,HyperFresh ~ ~ ~

    • @jacoblambert1433
      @jacoblambert1433 4 года назад

      Wow

    • @SerperiorChaos
      @SerperiorChaos 3 года назад

      100th like

  • @katherineclawson3494
    @katherineclawson3494 4 года назад +19

    1:54
    That's no a wizard, that's a head on a stick

  • @Dinoman972
    @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +51

    Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
    Insanity...
    Is...
    *Ad pops up*

    • @deadly5528
      @deadly5528 5 лет назад +1

      The definition Vaas said was technically the summary of the real definition.

    • @rachael5928
      @rachael5928 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @henrijayy
      @henrijayy 5 лет назад

      mining a block and infinite silverfish come out.

    • @kevinwang2869
      @kevinwang2869 5 лет назад +1

      FLUKING TIGERS

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 5 лет назад +1

      RAWR! **rawrs rudely** How dare you?

  • @liamadams1123
    @liamadams1123 5 лет назад +133

    Working at a TNT factory.

    • @DaAlienMan
      @DaAlienMan 5 лет назад

      My question right now is what IS going to be in the dispensers? Tnt? An arrow with the flame enchantment?

    • @liamadams1123
      @liamadams1123 5 лет назад

      Probably just TNT. He works there too.

    • @Cabberbabber
      @Cabberbabber 4 года назад

      Probs a fire charge

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 4 года назад

      RowbotGaming I agree maybe a flame charge from a fire pokemon

    • @gachamon3676
      @gachamon3676 4 года назад

      Jk

  • @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
    @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H 4 года назад +6

    2:53 I’m now basically worker Steve when someone is about to sneeze during this Pandemic

  • @LuigiMan2401
    @LuigiMan2401 3 года назад +12

    4:26
    My friend asking if I play bedrock or java
    Me: I’m playing the gameboy Color version

    • @devonbrown6257
      @devonbrown6257 21 час назад

      H-How are you playing Minecraft on a Gameboy Color?!?!

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 5 лет назад +40

    Here's one
    Going out for a swim
    Even though you are gingerbread **dissolves**

    • @5Puff
      @5Puff 5 лет назад

      Mr. Creeper I don't feel so good...

    • @aguynamedlynx6397
      @aguynamedlynx6397 5 лет назад

      Alternate name:
      Being the cookie that gets too soggy

    • @bread7865
      @bread7865 5 лет назад

      @@aguynamedlynx6397 oh yeah good idea

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 года назад

      xD

  • @matmazelrarity3788
    @matmazelrarity3788 3 года назад +9

    2:01 Goblet of Fire alternate ending 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joycollins3030
    @joycollins3030 3 года назад +7

    6:30 That one enderman: **falls in water** ow

  • @dreadnautilus253
    @dreadnautilus253 4 года назад +67

    peter pettigrew: "The dark lord shall rise again!"
    Harry Potter: "I snuck the flux capacitor into my pocket"

    • @chips1773
      @chips1773 4 года назад +2

      Angry voldy noises

  • @RedLemonCola
    @RedLemonCola 5 лет назад +34

    Drinking a lava bucket thinking it’s orange juice

  • @joaquinphillipjuatchon5139
    @joaquinphillipjuatchon5139 4 года назад +15

    Way:
    Fighting the *Wither* in a *TNT warehouse*

  • @jasmuns
    @jasmuns 4 года назад +103

    Missing your duolingo lessons * is Donald trump*
    Attempting to kill the president *duolingo*

  • @loopyzach7537
    @loopyzach7537 5 лет назад +45

    I just noticed the title is "50 Ways to _Dye_ in Minecraft".

    • @DaniFold
      @DaniFold 5 лет назад +1

      51. being self aware

    • @doomcannon4653
      @doomcannon4653 5 лет назад +1

      Wait you're true
      Me: Hey this is not *50 ways to die in Minecraft but 50 ways to **_dye_** in Minecraft*
      51:Being both wrong and correct

    • @lianhsinti5482
      @lianhsinti5482 5 лет назад

      Dude there is no such rule

    • @thegamingseargent9078
      @thegamingseargent9078 5 лет назад

      Actually they are dying wool 50 ways

    • @acat4701
      @acat4701 5 лет назад +1

      #EndDemonitization

  • @sjurnilsen6342
    @sjurnilsen6342 5 лет назад +43

    I have watched since the start! Love your videos! ♥️

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 5 лет назад

      He deserves more subscribers + notification squads

  • @medicgaming8302
    @medicgaming8302 4 года назад +31

    Number 51: making a sand covered ravine... over a sand covered ravine

  • @hoshikotoons6765
    @hoshikotoons6765 4 года назад +17

    4:55
    (This is just a time stamp for myself)
    Also idea: Hiding in a hole to survive the night
    With a creeper

  • @lauragreene4900
    @lauragreene4900 5 лет назад +92

    Here’s an idea:
    Someone thinking Minecraft is Roblox

  • @FiloPinoyColada
    @FiloPinoyColada 5 лет назад +38

    I know this may not be done but 50 ways to die in Minecraft Christmas Edition Part 2?

    • @touchdom
      @touchdom 5 лет назад

      Or maybe other special editions, like Easter or Halloween?

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 2 года назад +2

    3:08 little known fact: every midnight in minecraft there is a rare occurence in villages called Sieges, where up to 20 zombies will spawn around a village

  • @BDtezdemon
    @BDtezdemon Год назад

    Thanks Jake Eyes I’ve been pretty bored lately but your videos cheered me up! Thx bro

  • @xsniper3605
    @xsniper3605 5 лет назад +15

    3:11 my boy here waking along with his shovel

  • @neptuneash4617
    @neptuneash4617 5 лет назад +33

    My other idea is: wearing thorns 200 armor
    (turns into a cactus)

    • @thatoneguy8412
      @thatoneguy8412 4 года назад

      We’ve already had that

    • @matthewrada1758
      @matthewrada1758 4 года назад

      @@thatoneguy8412 you notice that this comment was made 5 months ago right?

    • @t0x1cl
      @t0x1cl 4 года назад

      Well it worked

    • @thatoneguy8412
      @thatoneguy8412 4 года назад

      Matthew528 my b

  • @buffgangbangingleprechaun
    @buffgangbangingleprechaun 4 года назад +7

    “Living in New York”
    Technically I’m in New York watching this rn-
    Me: 😳

  • @li_zhenfling9670
    @li_zhenfling9670 4 года назад +10

    4:03 this is my favorite

  • @iggiplazer4815
    @iggiplazer4815 5 лет назад +434

    Overusing the same joke
    On a sand covered revine

    • @moved8575
      @moved8575 5 лет назад +13

      In a TNT Warehouse at night

    • @Paper_Cuts
      @Paper_Cuts 5 лет назад +7

      While mining diamonds (underneath)

    • @fihyrulesmonado7659
      @fihyrulesmonado7659 4 года назад +4

      In a kingdom with a sleepy princess.

    • @asianweebtrash9298
      @asianweebtrash9298 4 года назад +3

      Filed with Skeletons

    • @animoun.v2
      @animoun.v2 4 года назад +2

      Did I ever tell you the definition? of insanity.

  • @Da_Wither_Lord
    @Da_Wither_Lord 5 лет назад +78

    Suggestion: Trying out a rocket lanucher
    *in a TNT warehouse*

  • @andrewntasha
    @andrewntasha 4 года назад +12

    Idea: living in Death Valley California (and the player is on fire

  • @dervy4005
    @dervy4005 3 года назад +3

    4:35 i love how this implies that he's playing not on a gameboy color, but on a calculator

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад

      If you can play Doom on a calculator, why not Minecraft?

    • @nightmarebb7987
      @nightmarebb7987 2 года назад

      And Pokémon.

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 лет назад +149

    🦀 PART 9 IS HERE!!! 🦀

  • @goldenplayr3290
    @goldenplayr3290 5 лет назад +32

    Playing survival minecraft... *with 357 mods!!!*

    • @trigger7ff6
      @trigger7ff6 5 лет назад

      @@neonemerald9549 That's a lotta damage!
      20 damage, in fact.

    • @MonkeyShark
      @MonkeyShark 5 лет назад +1

      @@trigger7ff6 *ThAt'S a LoT oF dAmAgE!*

    • @marcelsyt
      @marcelsyt 5 лет назад

      *windows crash sound...*

    • @brisingraerowing9016
      @brisingraerowing9016 5 лет назад

      @Student Clark Cain My largest modpack contained 384 mods, and worked perfectly fine (for certain values of fine).

  • @FrozenReign
    @FrozenReign Год назад +6

    8:56 Tutorials after RUclips removed dislikes

  • @HK-pq7pe
    @HK-pq7pe 3 года назад +10

    8:10 "new phantom mob"

    • @ItsVeryUnknown
      @ItsVeryUnknown 6 месяцев назад

      You may be late, check the video release date.

  • @TuberzTv
    @TuberzTv 5 лет назад +15

    10:27 10/10 best animation ever👌👌💯👏🔥🔥

  • @greenshyguygaming4502
    @greenshyguygaming4502 5 лет назад +219

    Going on the Oregon trail (YOU GOT DYSENTERY)
    Stepping on a banana peel.
    Calling a Dalek a salt shaker.
    Milking the TNT Warehouse joke.
    Trusting the Force too much
    Not doing research on your Sponsor. SloJo gets a crate of skeletons
    Please Like so Jake Eyes can see.

    • @cobbercube
      @cobbercube 5 лет назад +1

      Ask him to do 50 ways to die in minecraft Mario edition

    • @rel120gokupowell5
      @rel120gokupowell5 5 лет назад

      Please look at my ideas I made 51 ways to die if you're wondering how I made 51 ways it's because I made 2 death 8s

    • @hectormorfin7730
      @hectormorfin7730 5 лет назад +3

      how about
      milking the sand covered ravine joke

    • @spre7821
      @spre7821 5 лет назад

      T. T. G.

    • @DivergentRailways
      @DivergentRailways 5 лет назад

      Green shy guy Gaming when you kill someone with a full tnt inventory, therefore the dropped item explodes

  • @SteampunkTomato
    @SteampunkTomato 4 года назад +14

    I got a good one... kill a dolphin: one of the title notes say “don’t kill dolphins you monster!” and it would be clever for a horde of moderators to swarm a player who kills a dolphin :)
    Like so Jake Eyes can see

  • @camera9024
    @camera9024 Месяц назад +1

    8:12 As a New Yorker, I can confirm we get attacked by phantoms every nights.

  • @malachidavis2567
    @malachidavis2567 5 лет назад +8

    7:37 the noob is a genius

  • @KatchRocketman
    @KatchRocketman 5 лет назад +25

    So THAT'S the purple form of cactus! I always wondered...

  • @eyeofgoggy9515
    @eyeofgoggy9515 4 года назад +4

    7:18 feels like minecraft

  • @anneraymundo9371
    @anneraymundo9371 4 года назад +10

    1:28 swim swim swim as fast as you can you can't catch me

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 года назад +6

      I'm gonna have to read the Minecraft Wiki more often.

  • @superkyleau
    @superkyleau 5 лет назад +49

    Idea: watching youtube rewind 2018
    While falling into the void

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 5 лет назад +2

      Baby shark du du du du du du, Baby shark du du du du du du, Baby shark du du du du du du,
      Baby shark!

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 5 лет назад

      @@brandongamingtv7545 go back to kindergarten

    • @BABYANGELTONYVTITANS
      @BABYANGELTONYVTITANS 5 лет назад

      I did that

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +2

      I think watching the rewind is enough to kill someone.

    • @SobboMonkeVR
      @SobboMonkeVR 5 лет назад +1

      @@brandongamingtv7545 Pink Fong but no Pew vs T series?

  • @randomcommentator4332
    @randomcommentator4332 4 года назад +14

    Idea:
    Digging for Treasure
    As the Tide Comes In
    (Player drowns in hole, death message is "CaptainBlockbeard forgot to read the weather predictions")

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 4 года назад

    Wow, this was 11 months ago and I missed it? And then there's another released 4 days ago? I have been blessed! Hilarious as always!

  • @astronaut1337
    @astronaut1337 4 года назад

    Love your vids

  • @Minelordsuniverse
    @Minelordsuniverse 5 лет назад +13

    5:01 he looks like the main(final) villian in farcry 3

  • @ph03n1xm9
    @ph03n1xm9 5 лет назад +78

    Another idea!
    Run run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm... (looking around for threats) ...the gingerbread man! FINALLY! This joke is over! Take that, y- *creeper explodes*
    _Celebrating Too Early_

    • @lorelei5038
      @lorelei5038 5 лет назад +1

      Yes perfect

    • @chugz8637
      @chugz8637 5 лет назад +1

      Wheres the )

    • @DTTheKnight
      @DTTheKnight 5 лет назад

      Ya I thought about the Gingerbread man finally getting to finish his sentance!

  • @Parovex
    @Parovex 4 года назад

    I love the guy listening to the boss ranting about sick leave just NOPES out of there lol

  • @Dt-2030
    @Dt-2030 2 года назад +5

    5:24 thank you vaas

  • @giftedwindybee579
    @giftedwindybee579 4 года назад +22

    2:54 ACHH ACHH AHHHHHH *Sneezing a Explosion Sneeze*

  • @usualunusualkid7149
    @usualunusualkid7149 5 лет назад +27

    Watching RUclips rewind 2018
    Being too old
    Getting born 2 months before you were supposed to
    Making a slavery joke in a server which has got a black admin
    Studying too much trigonometry and having a sinus-itis
    Suiciding by fire because of this pun
    Being near a person who suicides by fire in a TNT warehouse
    Being stuck in a falling evevator
    Having a son who steps on a crack
    Seeing a Tik Tok ad
    Riding rollercoster of death
    Calling Kim Jong Un fat in North Korea
    Mispelling "die" near your English teacher
    Not knowing shulkers still respawn in peaceful mode

    • @DaniFold
      @DaniFold 5 лет назад

      getting a yt rewind 2018 ad

    • @mistermacaroni9240
      @mistermacaroni9240 5 лет назад

      I have a friend born 2 months early and he still is alive!

    • @usualunusualkid7149
      @usualunusualkid7149 5 лет назад

      @@mistermacaroni9240 It is dangerous though.

  • @alK345
    @alK345 3 года назад +1

    A idea for ur next video
    Thinking a lot abt the next videos on 50 ways to die.

  • @nothingbutundertaletrash6675
    @nothingbutundertaletrash6675 4 года назад

    That gingerbread never fails to crack me up

  • @xscitobor1233
    @xscitobor1233 5 лет назад +71

    I watched this like a week ago on the website you told us to go to from the teaser, now im watching it again having forgot all the jokes right until they show up and laugh just as hard as the first time. HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE JOKE XD.
    My favorite ones are 21, 28, 37,47 through 50
    (How do you match up skin changing so well in editing)

  • @peng2816
    @peng2816 5 лет назад +97

    -I have and idea:Eating an ender dragon egg for breakfast.

    • @jevilright4630
      @jevilright4630 5 лет назад +1

      Pen G Without breaking it

    • @peng2816
      @peng2816 5 лет назад +2

      @@jevilright4630 Instead just try and cook it up like a egg in real life.

    • @jevilright4630
      @jevilright4630 5 лет назад +3

      That would actually be a good addition.

    • @xxenonitexx2450
      @xxenonitexx2450 5 лет назад +2

      *insert baby dragon pops out of the egg*
      *insert the guy saying awwww*
      *2 seconds later*
      * insert Ender Dragon comes to your house and SWOOP down your house*

    • @peng2816
      @peng2816 5 лет назад

      @@xxenonitexx2450 maybe it teleports you

  • @sojourner_303
    @sojourner_303 4 года назад +1

    Death idea: Following a map to buried treasure and getting too bored digging out the entire area looking for it

  • @dannyrylant6443
    @dannyrylant6443 3 года назад

    Idea:
    Underpaying your Twin Who Constructed Your Mansion