50 Ways to Dye in Minecraft - Fairy Tale Style
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2019
- I spelled the title wrong on purpose to avoid the video getting restricted/demonetized. I assumed people would figure that out on their own since I've done that before, but people left boatloads of comments telling me about the misspelling anyway. I made a joke about it in a video that came after this that I hoped would help people understand, but I still get comments about the misspelling to this day.
Also, there's a link to the credits for this video in the pinned comment. I explain why in the comment.
And, with that out of the way, this is a fairy tale spin-off of my series of Minecraft comedy montages. This is probably my favorite 50 Ways video so far. It doesn't have my best jokes, but the lows in this one are higher than they are in any other video I've made up to this point. It doesn't really have any jokes that I consider bad, just ones that aren't that funny. It's a lot more amateurish than I remember it being, but it still has a lot of good bits that make me smile. My favorite parts are the scenes with Sinbad, the Magic Mirror scene, the Boy who Cried Wolf, and the 40 Thieves' Hideout.
Part of why I think I like this one so much is that the jokes are mostly about fairy tales instead of Minecraft. That means I can show it to people who don't understand the appeal of my other videos without worrying that they won't get the jokes because they don't play Minecraft. This video has much more universal appeal. Also, the fairy tale theme gave me more new material to make jokes with and I think that lead to fresher humor than I'm usually able to make. I feel like my vanilla 50 Ways videos are getting stale and formulaic because I've already made all the obvious jokes about Minecraft and it's getting harder to think of new ones, but that's not a problem this video has.
Of course, that doesn't mean this video is perfect. One thing holding it back is that there's a lot more speaking parts in this video, which means it's a lot more obvious that one person is voicing all of the characters. Changing the pitch of my voice with Audacity can only get me so far. I wish I could have hired more Voice actors for this one.
What was your favorite part? The comment sections of these videos tend to get flooded with people making suggestions, which I still appreciate because it can help me make future videos, but it also tends to bury the other comments. My favorite comments to read are the ones where people tell me their favorite parts, which is way more satisfying than getting likes or views. So please let me know what what your favorite part is in the comments below.
#minecraft #fairytales #comedy 
Игры
As usual, I'm not putting the credits in the description to avoid this video getting demonetized. This time, I decided to post the credits in the comment section of a separate video to make them easier to read and to prevent people from accidentally pressing "Read More" and filling their screens with oceans of text.
Link to Credits: ruclips.net/video/tLm4jGRgqcs/видео.html
Yeet
Okie
Jake Eyes first can you shout me out
Hope this doesn't get demonetized
Ok
"JayRiott recieved a much more literal copyright strike than usual"
*"So did shrek"*
ha
funni
@@skitten4671 Uhh tell me what is funni is
LOL
@@supermadnessbrosstudios it just means funny- in a weird way people do these AND me.
@@saturnizback We know, I is an Opposite of Y, and Y is an Opposite Letter to fun with extra letters N & Y. so Anyways.
Alternate Ending...
jayRiott: No wait, I can come up with more. Once there was a king who... uh... lived in a truck?
King: What? There are no trucks in Minecra-
(King gets hit by a truck while jayRiott escapes)
50. Trying to execute someone who knows every Minecraft death.
Damn, that's a good one
@@technospyform1578 Thanks.
That would’ve been a cool ending
@@thisaccountisnowownedbybal6965 Thank you.
51. Assuming that killing the king would stop the guards from killing you as revenge
“Whose that tripping over my bridge”
“Isn’t me I’m sober”
2 years later and I just now got this joke
9:03
Considering what happens next, I have my doubts that either of them is sober.
"Once there was a man who.... uh... TNT warehouse" thats zoomer humor for ya, I was dying of laughter lol
Wrong, its
"once there was a KING who... who... uh... TNT warehouse..?"
Bomb
Kill Im
Kill Him.
9:02
"Who's that trippin' over my bridge?"
"Not me, I'm sober."
To be fair, he is right.
ziggythomas1123 yup lol
Lol
Question what does sober mean?
@@marcelasporleder1520
It has lot of meaning But it depends in Which sentence it was used..
IN THE video it means he is not drunk or high..
HE is completly clear in his head
Ohhhhhh ok
"Once there was a king... who... TNT warehouse?"
*"Kill 'em"*
Alternatively:
“Once there was a king… who… TNT warehouse?”
“TNT ware-“ *BOOM*
50 (Listening to the forbidden story of the TNT warehouse)
“Why don’t I just eat both of you?”
“Uhh, cholesterol?”
At least the giant got concerned of too much trans fat after Norman told him he was an American
Honestly I was expecting bottom text saying "having a heart attack"
Here's a better argument I came up with myself:
Uh... Well... What about my third brother? He's coming as well! And if you eat me and my other brother, you'll be stuffed! And unable to eat the bigger one! Actually, forget eating my 1st brother! Because there's a 4th one that is bigger than all of us! That means by eating him only, you will have all your eating satisfied, unless you want to stack up for the winter, then you can eat my fifth brother! He's bigger than me, my 1st brother and my 2nd brother combined!"
Idea:
Making an Omelette
Using an Ender Dragon Egg
Why does that actually sound delicious?
Making a jack o lantern out of a wither boss skull
Thats how enderman are made
Then the ender egg explodes the entire world
What about the egg hatches and kills the cook?
“Once there was a king who got hit by a truck”
“There are no trucks in Minecra-“
Noob Saibot
*N N N R R R M M M*
VVVVVVVRRRRRROO BEEP BEEP
MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM *MMMMMMMMMM* HOOOOONNNNKKKK HOOOOONNNNKKKK *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *explosion in distance*
Concepcion Ponce XD HA HA HA nice explosion at the end that’s good
*the truck hit noob and i said* YES THERE IS :)
8:44 Flamingo Ringo: famous drummer from The Lyrebirds.
The Magic Mirror's Critical Error one had me dying.
Jake Eyes putting the credits in the comment section
"Cha Cha real smooth"
I
t's free real estate
Sneak: *100*
Sjur Nilsen 299 likes let me fix it 😏😏
Aysu H. *no*
-Digging straight down-
-Finding too much diamonds-
Dying from lung disease after mining too much
@PenguinKid I surrounded it with dashes.
Like -this.-
@PenguinKid no, do it like - this -
@PenguinKid not each letter. Just each sentence. And you can't have anything right after, or right before, the scentence without a space like -this-.
You need to keep the punctuation inside the dashes like -this.-
metal fume fever isnt fatal and can be caused by the melting of zinc and mining activities but yes lung cancer is a option
-Like this?-
1:27
Alternative death for death number 8:
Attempting to blow down a brick house (that is owned by a lumberjack)
5:40 this evil laugh gets me EVERYTIME
"Once there was a king who... T-TNT warehouse..?" -Jake eyes, 2019
"Kill 'em."
-Sultan, 2019
**Jake Eyes dies**
Owning a small kingdom
Suddenly it gets crushed by a tnt warehouse
And a guy cut down a chorus plant that grew cactuses that grew tnt warehouses with lit chimneys
There was king who lived in a tnt warehouse in a tnt warehouse in a chicken that exploded into tnt warehouses which then exploded into tnt warehouses
2:10 Antman : Finally a worthy opponent,Our battle will be legnedary.
His actual death was way better😎
@@SupahStar247 Nah, I'd say that Thanos' death by [ACTION OF ANT-MAN] was way better.
6:31
“Waltz’n yo dumb furry axe into a frosty kingdom wit’ no spinning wheels
(For some reason I keep reading this in Will Smith’s voice)”
That gets me every time!
Will Smith: “Wow! Ok, pretend you’re just a normal person talking a much cooler, normal person.”
“Ya spelled die wrong” -Literally Everyone When The Video Was Posted
@@-_ITS_-_ME_- I know. I’ve heard it many times.
@@lamapper9yup
@@lamapper9yup
Birds that later joined Henny Penny:
1. Rhea Leah
2. Emu Lemu
3. Woodpecker Becker
4. Tomtit Tom
5. Bird of paradise Maradise
6. Peacock Teacock
7. Gull Gill
8. Wren Sven
9. Pelican Benjamin
10. Harpy Eagle Beagle
11. Thrasher Jasher
12. Crow Moe
13. Robin Robin
14. Swift Mift
15. Raven Raven
Doc Fox43 Limu Emu*
My mind I'd forcing me to read this list in henny penny's voice.
@@eyemoisturizer and doug
Missed one: lovebird dovebird
Emu Lemu left Liberty Mutual to join Henny Penny's adventure.
Henny Penny
Cocky Locky
Ducky Daddles
Goosey Poosey
Turkey Lurkey
Parrot Garrett
Crowey Joey
Bluejay Luge
Dovey Bovey
Cardinal Pardonal
Canary Larry
Swanny Johnny
Ostrich Mostrich
Flamingo Ringo
Phoenix Lennox
Cassowary Jerry
These folks would be a great team
(Edit: I needed to edit, none of ur business)
I thought he said So-onny Johnny as in so-on.
a legend right here
Which mod had the Turkey and Rooster.
Your a cool guy dude
Scissor-tailed Sally?
4:43 immortality isn't invincibility... So he woul have burned and melted until he got out and suffered severe pain until... Welly the end of time.
I don't think people in Minecraft feel pain
@@nicomom9534they don’t unless they use that cool vr thing
9:41 come on that coud pass for a joke
I got one, being thanos
Its just thanos peacefully farming with the peaceful music
And than the avengers come in and thor with a iron axe kills him
YES!
Best. Idea. Ever
ENDGAME SPOILERS
GENIUS
Yes!!!
"So you gonna do it or--"
"Just give me a second."
The 8th way to die in Minecraft
REEEE
So ur gonna do it or-
Gimme a sec-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fowl Names: Henny Penny
Cocky-Locky
Ducky-Daddles
Goosey-Loosey
Turkey-Lurkey
Parrot-Garret
Crowey-Joey
Bluejay-Luge
Dovey-Bovey
Cardinal-Pardnal
Canery-Larry
Swanny-Johnny
Ostrich-Mostrich
Flamingo-Ringo
Phoenix-Lennox
Cassowery-Jerry
Ali11223344 Kw these are the people who save the world
@@ChaosCha0s yea
Toucan Sam?
@Ali11223344 Kw
Ty lol
@@luckyramirez8954 quiet
41 was the best. I love how he doesn't have any greed when it comes to anything he wants, and that he;s just so simple. That dude rocks.
Idea
Visiting a village
Sike
Forgetting you have bad omen
Think of the children
*Pillager: NOT SO FAST!*
First village raid:
*Millions of pillagers spawn*
Sally Misa
Punching a Zombie Piglin (that is what they call pigmen these days) in the nether
CJ BUSTA :D
The Vex
The title spells “die” as “dye” to avoid demonetization... Soooooo-
1:
Use a crafting table
2:
Use a cauldron
3-50 unknown
Edit (ignore this): woah this was posted 10 months ago and has alot of likes i forgot about this lol
Different wool colours
Use a furnace (cactus)
Lumbago Also Sea Pickle!
How do you edit comments
You’re on Fire
Ya
These videos are the ultimate test of how well I can keep a straight face. I usually fail big-time.
Big Bad Wolf; Tremendous Terrible Tiger; next: Large Lethal Lion
Scrawny scheming snake
Five Fatal Foxes
mirror mirror on the wall who's the funniest of them all
Jakeeyes
Ok that's fair
Its Magic mirror.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the funniest of them all?
Pigs.
Hi litten
Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the best at flossing out of all
PrestonPlayz
Ok that’s fair
GOD MADNESS YUSUF -XD
OMG I’ve been waiting for this to be released
In the trailer there’s a link to see it early.
I said I was waiting for it to be released on RUclips
Guys, where did the rooster and turkey at 4:10 come from.
Me either
Me too, it’s been a while ( in my opinion ) since the last one was released
1:44
"So you gonna do it or-"
"Just give it a second"
Storyteller: There was once a princess who drove a truck into a tnt warehouse
Idiot: there are no princesses in minecraf-
_dies_
Death: *Failing to to the joke*
Idea: turning the shower knob slightly too far
* shows water turn to lava *
-lol-
underated comment
*i like my showers burning hot OwO*
Then the same thing but the water turns to ice and freeze the house
@@supercoolgaming8839 comments with threatening auras part [x]
I don't know if it's possible, but I think that a Greek Mythology edition would be pretty neat!
yes
It’s just everyone dying to kratos
@@Jambo_Neo just 1 for a God of War referenxe but the rest should be referenxes tp the original mythology, like banging Zues
@@mariustan9275 OH GOD-
I only realized it was dye instead of die just after part 11 came out
me too!
Wolf: hello Kid Were Are you goi---
Kid: IM not talking to you you a stranger!
Wolf: oh...
Wolf: *Walk and eat the kid*
Wolf: WHY DIDNT I DO THAT IN FRIST PLACE!?
"There was a youtuber who wished to die in Minecraft"
"He decided he needed to die in minecraft"
Hehehe he was clever
You know what should have happened...
Jake: Uhh, Uhh, Once there was a king in a... TNT Warehouse?
King: Ok, that's enough, execute him.
The whole rooms blows up.
*Not realizing that story can actually be real.*
HISHE?!?!
Popsickle Bike lol
Hey wait, there wasn’t 50 deaths
There was only 52
Grandma: Wasn't that a lovely story, deary? Deary?
Girl: ...ahahaAHAHAHAHAAA!! (FLAME)
12:37 Someone literally turned the tables on Mickey
Eh oo hoo hoo
xD
Ideas for another vid
Literal lava cake
Taming a stray cat, just a stray actually
Parkour into a barrier block
Jack and the Chorus plant
Literally firing your employees ( setting them on fire ) who work in a tnt warehouse
Receiving a request on insurance for these videos
Brainstorming ideas for these videos, get struck by lightning
Trying to slide down the drapes(banners)
Suboptimal Lava Warehouse Materials
Spoiling Deltarune
Overheating Your Computer (In A TNT Warehouse)
Fire Charge battle in a TNT warehouse
Hitting F3+C
@Doc Fix43
Ah, i see you played A Hat in Time as well,
The Lava Cake level was fun
typing kill command on all server and end the 50 ways to die in minceraft
1:41 this is why they added campfires into mincraft
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my favourite is when henny penny and all the birds cut trough the fox's den
"Swany Johny" is my favourite
Nah flamingo ringo all the way
I just feel bad for the fox
I think being smashed my your own feast is not the most beautiful way to go
If i like foxes it doesn't mean i am a furry
“Hehehe, dodged that bullet”
**DED**
Too many enter buttons
After all these years u still find a way to keep ur fans satisfied..
Keep up the good work man
Edit: Wow 484 likes
Edit 2:WOW,thank u all sooooo much for the likes
In a tnt warehouse
@Marek Fojcik thx m8
@@ashenreality410 **fire is lit**
booooom
Looks like the its die not dye flood has come
12:15 I love the Far Side reference.
I have a death idea: forgetting your house keys....in a volcano
whos that gonna be the noob.
Idea:
Thinking that TNT warehouse jokes are still funny.
They are tho
They already made that joke when JayRiott got executed as the final kill.
In a tnt warehouse
In a TNT warehouse
Somewhere in Part 11: Getting Lost in the Dark in a Sand Warehouse in a TNT Biome
12:06 Is My Favorite Part! I Love How Shrek Says "What Are You Doing In My Intellectual Property" Instead Of "What Are You Doing In My Swamp"
Why Do You Write Like A Robot?
@@JSSStudios It's Just The Way I Type! Thank You!
12:31 I can tell this will probably happen when Winnie the Pooh blood and honey comes out.
All those names for the birds… All rhythms with the first noun.
*Rhymes
All Names of Fowls:
Henny-Penny
Cocky-Locky
Ducky-Daddles
Goosey-Poosey
Turkey-Lurkey
Parrot-Garrett
Crowey-Joey
Bluejay-Luge
Dovey-Bovey
Cardinal-Pardinal
Canary-Larry
Swanny-Johnny
Ostrich-Mostrich
Flamingo-Ringo
Phoenix-Loenix
Cassowary-Jerry
Heres one
Some Random Guy:Where Are you going Henny Penny.
Henny Penny:We're running away from the Sk-----.
Get Hit by the Falling Sky
Other version:
Villager: Where are you going Henny Penny?
Henny Penny:We're running away from the Pillager ra---.
Get killed by a raid.
The wacky Tube you almost said my name
*_Some randome dude_*
I liek it
4:25 the genie could have said "OK. You WERE immortal until 5 seconds ago."
8:51 mojang should add all those birds in an update
8:01 made me laugh so hard XD
9:18 Troll:now I’m coming to gobble you up! Wolf:not if I gobble you up first!
This is a stupid comment that doesn’t deserve to be in the timed section. Delete it.
I feel like the wolf is evidently the luckiest and unluckiest character in this video.
Fairy: but Remember, deary, you must be back before the stroke of midnight!
Cinderella: oh thank you, fairy godmother! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU-
7:42
this series has been going on since i was quite young, and it still makes me laugh to this day. thank you jake eyes, for all the hours of laughter you have given me.
"once there was a king who... ...tnt warehouse?"
"kill him"
Everyone: *W H E E Z E*
(DED)
HAHAAHAAHAAA! (DED)
The judge Winkleton gag had me laughing so hard my side hurt. (that would be a funny gag in a video. "died of laughing too hard")
6:38 "c*cky wocky" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂 oh nooohh
13:14
The sky is *fowling.*
Idea :
Attempting to escape a dolphin by hiding above water
Trying to millk a ravager
Littering next to a woodland mansion
How... would that kill you?
@@maxruble5433 ur expecting this comment to make sense? Its freaking jake eyes! What do you expect
@@shtudent2783 Oh. Ok.
The Turkey's Basement you’re right, this channel is already full of puns and deaths that defy logic
Dolphins are hostile if you attack them and they jump out of water
3:57 bonus death: assuming that you are immune to 7 years of bad luck if you broke a magic mirror
After breaking the magic mirror, there was a death sound, where, along with it, came a death message that says:
TheGreatQueen was slained by a sudden heart attack that came outta no where
I must say I love the Gary Larson reference. You are truly a man of culture
Idea:
Thinking a block is enough to hold a skyscraper which is about to collapse.
Looks like this comment is getting noticed.
Hello
@@larryp3366 Who are u lol
I am theodd1souts camera man
@@larryp3366 oh really?
12:06 “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY (INTELLECTUAL PROPERTYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)”
3:43 Frank Sinatra how could u?
7:19 My favorite part
I didn't imagine 50 ways to die in minecraft 10 will be like this...
I LOVE IT!!!
He also did a Christmas version.
@@E1craZ4life I know
12:56
Wolf: why didn't I try that in the first place?
Me:Ask yourself. And maybe the creator of your story.
Good idea
Wolf: hey, little girl, where are you goin-
Little red riding hood: I'm not talking to You, You're a Stranger!
Wolf: Oh....(NOM)
I found out why Jack Eyes called die “dye”.
He didn’t wanted to get into trouble with RUclips.
"Jack Eyes"
Yeah good for you i guess
I like how 'Last Week' was a forgotten age lol
“Flamingo Ringo” I laughed more than I should have.
50 ways to “dye” in Minecraft edit: i was pointing it out
@Zainab Almousawi he is talking bout descendants
He write it like that cuz he dont want to get demonitized
oh shit
What with RUclips saying words that are not cusses or insults
1.use a cauldron and dye the water
If I had a nickel for everytime someone complained about the spelling in the title I would be able to buy myself a new computer
edit:this aged well
9:23 it somehow looks like their kissing
They never specified how long they wanted to be immortal...
Yes
That's what I thought!!!!
:0
@@willjackson9294 Me too!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY *INTELECTUAL PROPERTY*
Is this the new halo ring? An electric halo?
halo infinite meme is good, surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Once upon a Time there's Jacob's
50 ways to dye in minecraft 2:
once "hip (the music genre) on a thyme (the spice)"
7:18 Attempting to Answer a paradox
This is how many times he mentioned Henny penny and his friends
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Thx for the likes
Henny penny not Jenny penny
Ik
I missclicked
@@egg7540 hint: the arrow turned around
Idea:
The Gingerbread man decides to do nothing and stay at home
The deaths are surprisingly funny
(Death from laughing too much)
Idea: "Atom smasher // particle accelerator"
RedstoneNed is working on some large machine, & when he looks up, he says "Oh wait, is that what this thing is?" Then Jake pulls the lever & some beam goes through Neds head.
Or better a black hole forms accidentally
He protecc
He Attacc
But most importanly
*The 5 Years old Episode is bacc*
Ini Rukmini -_-
- . -
8:51 1:07 & 6:16 My favorite parts
Ghost horse: HAAAAAAA AHHAHAHAHAHA (You prank the wrong guy), British Armed Forces: AAA, *Eqquiping Lee-Enfield rifle*
Death Ideas:
1. Not realizing that you cant use signs as a breathing station anymore.
2. Friendly Fire (Hitting a naturally spawned iron golem during a raid, to be exact.
3. Starting a bull fight with a ravager.
4. Drink a bottle o' enchanting (the player will transform into experience orbs and will die from a random player collecting them).
5.Drinking a Luck CCVL (255) potion.
6.Chasing a fox that leads you to your unfortunate demise.
7.Recreating a cursed image you saw from the internet.
8.Forgetting about the Bad Omen effect you have when you are going back to a village.
9.Being too reliant on your shield (The player gets surrounded by many zombies and tries to block them all using their shield until it breaks).
10. Forgeting that the neutral witch feature is already reverted (Yes, witches were neutral in previous snapshots until it was reverted later).
Alvi Comendador death 5 was already done
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?"
"Ain't me, I'm sober"
Warum hat mich das so zum Lachen gebracht?
Warum schreibst du auf deutsch
I don't really understand German that much.
Jake should make an actual 50 Ways to Dye that’s just a compilation of increasingly convoluted ways to dye wool and leather armor.
Technically, the brick house wouldn't burn down if the pig just decided to NOT coat the entire interior of his house in wool...