50 Ways to Die in Minecraft - Part 12

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2021
  • I heard a rumor that titles with numbers in them do worse in the algorithm.
    Credits are in the Pinned Comment
    #50WtDiM #Minecraft #Funny
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  • @Jake_Eyes
    @Jake_Eyes  3 года назад +1542

    I heard a rumor that titles with numbers in them do worse in the algorithm.
    Go ahead and post your suggestions in the comment section if you want. I think it helps this video's chances in the algorithm. But I'll be much more likely to see your suggestions if you also email them to jaikbait@gmail.com as well.
    Link to Credits: ruclips.net/video/N77dMUqekhc/видео.html
    I'm putting the credits in the comments of a separate video so that you can look at the comments without having to scroll down forever to click "show less".

  • @nerdmysteria1406
    @nerdmysteria1406 3 года назад +1020

    Suggestion:
    Being so out of shape the ginger bread man can finally finish his quote

    • @sheycat9764
      @sheycat9764 3 года назад +8

      Funny

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 года назад +30

      @Oliver Loftus RUNNING out of ideas for the gingerbread man joke
      (Gingerbread man dies for no reason)

    • @sheycat9764
      @sheycat9764 3 года назад +11

      @@TunaBear64 * gingerbread man running from someone * run run run as fast as you can you can't catch me i'm- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * then he dies and the man just stands there in confusion *

    • @nvbrit
      @nvbrit 3 года назад

      yes

    • @aethergaming7934
      @aethergaming7934 3 года назад

      Lol.

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 3 года назад +624

    "Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard"
    Jake, you never fail to make me laugh even with tiny things like this

    • @seardadsdasd
      @seardadsdasd 3 года назад +3

      Dont ruin the 69

    • @umbreongaming9921
      @umbreongaming9921 3 года назад +6

      @@seardadsdasd too late

    • @seardadsdasd
      @seardadsdasd 3 года назад +1

      @@umbreongaming9921 oof

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад +16

      I’m just imagining a skeleton jumping headfirst into an anvil several times and then dying

    • @seesaw41
      @seesaw41 2 года назад +3

      When is that?

  • @SHERMANATOR48
    @SHERMANATOR48 3 года назад +270

    "Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard"
    After imagining what that would look like I died from laughter

  • @CrystalClearWith8BE
    @CrystalClearWith8BE 2 года назад +18

    0:43 If you guys don't know what ON 401 is, it's an 828 km freeway through Southern Ontario that connects from Windsor, ON near the US border to Detroit, MI on it's west end up to the Quebec border connecting QC A-20 on it's east end. It's the world's busiest highway and expecting by 2024, it'll connect I-75 via the Gordie Howe International Bridge. It even connects to Toronto and has it's busiest portion having two local express lane systems through the GTA (the one through Mississauga and the other through Toronto and Pickering). ON 401 was concepted in 1938 and wasn't built until 1947 due to WW2. It parallels ON 2 for most of it's length. However, it bypasses ON 2 between Woodstock and Eastern Toronto. As ON 401 was complete, ON 2 was mostly replaced with regional routes.

    • @xOrionNebula2708
      @xOrionNebula2708 Месяц назад

      yea i dont get it is it busy or is there no laws for speed

    • @GamingBren
      @GamingBren 21 день назад

      @@xOrionNebula2708part of it in Toronto is the busiest highway in North America

  • @danielrobison6551
    @danielrobison6551 3 года назад +727

    The part with the creeper getting into a car accident was morbid even for THIS show

    • @thenameskhai
      @thenameskhai 3 года назад +9

      Yeah you're right

    • @shadowhunter1410
      @shadowhunter1410 3 года назад +32

      Question how is he driving he has no hands?

    • @danielrobison6551
      @danielrobison6551 3 года назад +15

      @@shadowhunter1410 idk maybe it was a taxi?

    • @TomsTigerTube
      @TomsTigerTube 3 года назад +34

      @@shadowhunter1410 you see, that's where the problem began

    • @jonathanluk7
      @jonathanluk7 3 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 3 года назад +420

    *"Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard"*
    Trurly motivational quote

  • @Ultra_7
    @Ultra_7 3 года назад +108

    Years later, this series still never seizes to amaze me

    • @koopatroopa7968
      @koopatroopa7968 Год назад

      Please tell me you meant “ceases to amaze me”

  • @NetheriteMiner
    @NetheriteMiner 3 года назад +24

    3:12 aha it's SQL i love this channel

  • @1franker
    @1franker 3 года назад +275

    Number 30 when the creeper said, “Oh, bye guys.” hurt so much

  • @imsteve3493
    @imsteve3493 3 года назад +349

    I do wonder when he's gonna run out of "sego" euphemisms though

    • @dchuricci
      @dchuricci 3 года назад +15

      I'm sure he won't run out of them for a long time

    • @skyn1nja974
      @skyn1nja974 3 года назад +7

      I looked it up. There are many things to go.

    • @guyrex213
      @guyrex213 2 года назад

      Never

    • @pyrocinematics6649
      @pyrocinematics6649 2 года назад +1

      He’ll create more himself if he somehow runs out

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 2 года назад +1

      He'll run out once he runs out of languages that have sego in them

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 2 года назад +29

    6:43 i'm sorry to hear that man you really deserve a play button for this kind of amusing content

  • @kaijianwong2967
    @kaijianwong2967 3 года назад +32

    3:48 I almost died of laughter 😂😂

  • @et74049
    @et74049 3 года назад +347

    "Congralutions" this is the first ever "50 ways to die in minecraft" video that RedstoneNed doesn't die in.
    Edited: wow I didn't expect this much likes, thank you for 300 likes

  • @allanblot-gadbois3347
    @allanblot-gadbois3347 3 года назад +24

    6:03 since when can creepers drive cars?

  • @TheStegosaurus_
    @TheStegosaurus_ 3 года назад +37

    Me: Laughs so hard that i die
    The message: "Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard"

    • @Feral_cockroach121
      @Feral_cockroach121 3 года назад +1

      Speech 100

    • @kathshaw4014
      @kathshaw4014 2 года назад +1

      Or player was shot by skeleton while trying to swim in lava after falling to far and being crushed by an Anvil I.e it requires the best timing and luck and I don’t think it even is possible

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +1336

    Despite everything you manage to get these out every once in a while, can't wait for more of your amazing work, amazing video! :D

    • @antimatterg
      @antimatterg 3 года назад +20

      You are literally everywhere...

    • @sticksmustbeconsumed989
      @sticksmustbeconsumed989 3 года назад +14

      You know I always wondered, why do verified youtubers always get so many likes on their comments? Like what does liking a verified youtuber’s comment supposed to accomplish?

    • @MarioTheGre
      @MarioTheGre 3 года назад +2

      Yo yo, Holmes!

    • @rabies6418
      @rabies6418 3 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @celtc7875
      @celtc7875 3 года назад

      @@MarioTheGre wait his name is holmes

  • @BlackPistolYT
    @BlackPistolYT 3 года назад +117

    Suggestions:
    - Teasing some smart noob with a Linkin Park song.
    - Forgot you binded the movement keys.
    - Lighting a fireplace near a Nether Portal that's close by a Blaze farm in a TNT Warehouse filled with End Crystals instead.
    - Rage.
    - Drowning in lava
    ^
    creepers

    • @Morteaus5484
      @Morteaus5484 3 года назад +3

      I think one of your suggestions will be copyrighted for Jake Eyes

    • @neptuneash4617
      @neptuneash4617 3 года назад +2

      How about this: Getting hit by a truck
      ^ extra wide

    • @BlackPistolYT
      @BlackPistolYT 3 года назад

      @@Morteaus5484 They can change the frequency.

    • @BlackPistolYT
      @BlackPistolYT 3 года назад +1

      @@neptuneash4617 Yeah!!

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 года назад +1

      @@BlackPistolYT Last time that didn’t work sadly

  • @ArnoldFennec
    @ArnoldFennec 3 года назад +15

    2:48 Opposite Day, haha!

  • @LazyCatAnims
    @LazyCatAnims 3 года назад +17

    0:57 I love that he just pulls a freaking taxi out of his pocket and crushes the soul out of that guy.

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 Год назад +1

      The power of Krypton compels you.

  • @zanertheslayer2407
    @zanertheslayer2407 3 года назад +233

    Idea:
    Letting a passive-aggressive enderman place an redstone block, in a TNT warehouse.

  • @nickedits9273
    @nickedits9273 3 года назад +43

    This is the modern age equivalent to 8 ways to bully a kid in Minecraft

    • @Soundwaves329
      @Soundwaves329 3 года назад +1

      Exactly I am also hoping he does more than just that

  • @thelonleygengar
    @thelonleygengar Год назад +6

    For drip stone I really expected him to continue with the "thinking a trapdoor will save you" joke from the older ones and he gets stuck by lightning

  • @L0rdMiddas
    @L0rdMiddas 2 года назад +3

    For a while, I forgot about this series. Good to even see some previous (and still funny) scenes return!

  • @isiah82104
    @isiah82104 3 года назад +234

    My Suggestion:
    Mining trees in the Lorax’s forest.

    • @joshuastoaac9572
      @joshuastoaac9572 3 года назад +7

      Another suggestion:
      Using the wrong tools in front of a tryhard

    • @spyrinx2599
      @spyrinx2599 3 года назад +4

      Another suggestion: Accidentally hitting another player without knowing he has an army of wolves.

    • @ritanascimento7404
      @ritanascimento7404 3 года назад +1

      Idea: theowing and ender pearl with a parrot on your shoulder

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 3 года назад +9

      I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees…
      *and they say either keep your axe or keep your knees.*

    • @firepeaguy
      @firepeaguy 3 года назад +1

      Who mines a tree?

  • @thetexasballtickler
    @thetexasballtickler 3 года назад +464

    Here is an idea:
    Trying out Discord light mode for the first time.

  • @Strontium-89
    @Strontium-89 3 года назад +15

    4:02 This is SO relatable.

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base 3 года назад +8

    0:43 -- Just when you said "There were no trucks in minecraft" way too many times.

  • @omegalegend9706
    @omegalegend9706 3 года назад +126

    Here’s an idea: Using a channeling trident in a TNT warehouse.

    • @daren_2356
      @daren_2356 3 года назад +2

      How will the lightning get in the tnt warehouse with a roof?

    • @daren_2356
      @daren_2356 3 года назад

      @@basicallyarobloxian4533 ahhhhh ok :D

    • @UntalentedBrick
      @UntalentedBrick 3 года назад

      @@daren_2356 i dont understand explain.

    • @ChelseaBrownBlatchford
      @ChelseaBrownBlatchford 3 года назад +1

      YEA BRING BACK THE TNT WAREHOUSE!

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +3

      ...with a hole in its roof for some strange reason which nobody knows

  • @tablettablet3028
    @tablettablet3028 3 года назад +51

    Way to die in minecraft:
    Playing loud music in Warden territory.

  • @jacks019
    @jacks019 2 года назад +15

    3:07 feels so relatable I cannot tell you how many times I’ve nuked my own house due to auto correct

  • @emvk2002
    @emvk2002 3 года назад

    Holy crap! Thank you so much for making another one of these! I loved the creeper death. Nice one. The creeps has a life as well.

  • @georgy2596
    @georgy2596 3 года назад +181

    Idea: the flying machine reshoot but when they yell the mountain turns into silverfish

  • @OfficialPatrickStar
    @OfficialPatrickStar 3 года назад +54

    "So thank you all so much for tuning into my semi-daily..."
    "**heavy breathing**"
    "Fall Guys..."
    "**heavy breathing**"
    "...livestream.

  • @doctornotprofessor
    @doctornotprofessor 3 года назад +4

    for those of you wondering the gun at 7:37 is an FN Minimi (or more commonly known as the M249 Squad Automatic Weapon/SAW)

  • @BreakerGamerM31
    @BreakerGamerM31 3 года назад +10

    7:38 i thought he was going to die in frost damage tbh

  • @sirsnapsalot
    @sirsnapsalot 3 года назад +145

    Idea: The flying machine reshoot but the flying machine actually dislodges a part of the mountain so it collapses on Ned

    • @jimenatorresbarriga7114
      @jimenatorresbarriga7114 3 года назад +5

      What's the funniest part?
      A, killed by an airbus A380
      B, ran over by cars like F-ZERO?
      C, people getting hit by a taxi?

    • @RenRenNumberTen
      @RenRenNumberTen 3 года назад +5

      @@jimenatorresbarriga7114 But there are no Taxis in Minecr-

    • @thomasalbers6851
      @thomasalbers6851 3 года назад

      @@RenRenNumberTen -I MEAN IN MY CROPS

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад

      Waaaaaiiiiiittt a min, I had a very similar idea with silverfish a day before your idea

    • @RockLikeABoss
      @RockLikeABoss 3 года назад

      That's actually what I thought was gonna happen

  • @TheDooze
    @TheDooze 3 года назад +105

    0:45 As a Canadian, I can confirm that Highway 401 does look like that.

    • @CrystalClearWith8BE
      @CrystalClearWith8BE 3 года назад +2

      The 401 is a controlled access highway and is the world's busiest highway. It would have been better if they build the local express lane system just like the one near Toronto.

    • @CrystalClearWith8BE
      @CrystalClearWith8BE 3 года назад

      This is like a widening project of the 401, right?

    • @ryanna3994
      @ryanna3994 3 года назад +1

      I love the detail with F-zero music.

    • @CrystalClearWith8BE
      @CrystalClearWith8BE 3 года назад

      It's one of the 400-series highways of Ontario, Canada. It spans 828 km through Southern Ontario from Windsor to the provincial border to Quebec via A-20. Before it was constructed, people took Hwys 2 and 7 through Southern Ontario. Nowadays, they're using the 401 to save time, but not always due to some Toronto traffic. As of now, most of Hwy 2 like 99% of it is decomissioned and replaced it with regional routes and Hwy 7 is still around with some parts in the middle decomissioned.

    • @artificeisaac2
      @artificeisaac2 3 года назад

      @@ryanna3994 a man of culture i see

  • @noahdeng9401
    @noahdeng9401 2 года назад +2

    I love that Highway 401 joke, because it`s so funny. Traffic is really like that.😆

  • @sauerkids9254
    @sauerkids9254 3 года назад +2

    2:57 "Skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard" LOL

  • @GooserMan
    @GooserMan 3 года назад +211

    The 50 people who died in the previous episodes: ah shit, here we go again

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust 3 года назад +40

    Suggestion: playing the cat music disk.
    Around your 17 wolfs/dogs

  • @Offical_Xanderoxz
    @Offical_Xanderoxz 3 года назад +8

    Well at least the gingerbread man finally defended himself for once

  • @addderalll
    @addderalll 2 года назад +2

    theres a certain chaotic energy to this show

  • @trulyen
    @trulyen 3 года назад +65

    I thought the creeper one would be “Driving without any arms”

    • @thomasalbers6851
      @thomasalbers6851 3 года назад +4

      How did he even drive

    • @p3chv0gel22
      @p3chv0gel22 3 года назад +2

      @@thomasalbers6851 how did he even open the doors of his car?

    • @trulyen
      @trulyen 3 года назад +2

      @@p3chv0gel22 how did he even get out of the house

    • @Colossal-Red
      @Colossal-Red 3 года назад +2

      @@trulyen How did he even get into the house?

    • @p3chv0gel22
      @p3chv0gel22 3 года назад +1

      @@Colossal-Red maybe he banged his head against the door, until someone opened?

  • @JokukranTheileochy
    @JokukranTheileochy 3 года назад +81

    Suggestion:
    Trying to draw a round circle in minecraft.

    • @corsiii
      @corsiii 3 года назад +10

      there are no circles in mine-
      *crushed by circle*

    • @thomasalbers6851
      @thomasalbers6851 3 года назад +5

      @@corsiii -KARTS!!!

    • @javenmod
      @javenmod 3 года назад +6

      @@thomasalbers6851 *gets hit by a circular minecart*

    • @axelarien8862
      @axelarien8862 3 года назад +1

      *Sad player shadow noise*

    • @GummyPikminProductions
      @GummyPikminProductions 3 года назад

      You have to submit ideas on his twitter

  • @B_MASTER645
    @B_MASTER645 Год назад +17

    2:06 This was Ohio before the memes landed.

  • @themysteryman5185
    @themysteryman5185 3 года назад +1

    FINALLY! AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS! A TWELFTH ONE!
    You know what I’m so happy I like and sub

  • @JKStudios101
    @JKStudios101 3 года назад +167

    When The World Needs Him The Most: He Finally Returns. 😊

    • @docfox4353
      @docfox4353 3 года назад +2

      He is like the avatar, each time he dies, he is reincarnated. But as the exact same person.

    • @nixxiam2225
      @nixxiam2225 3 года назад +2

      @@docfox4353 With the same personality.

    • @supposedseal5983
      @supposedseal5983 3 года назад +1

      he literally said he was uploading today idiot

    • @JKStudios101
      @JKStudios101 3 года назад +3

      @@supposedseal5983 shut It

  • @renecup7260
    @renecup7260 3 года назад +331

    Idea i can think of: Attempting to "unlock sonic", in melee for your entire life.
    Edit: Whats with the suggestions in here.

    • @SonOfSparda3139
      @SonOfSparda3139 3 года назад +5

      trying to unlock mewtwo in melee

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 3 года назад +4

      @@CosseWasTaken you can mod him into melee

    • @tomy3235
      @tomy3235 3 года назад +5

      @@CosseWasTaken He said it (probably) Because of the egm joke that you could unlock sonic in melee

    • @brendafazzio7388
      @brendafazzio7388 3 года назад +1

      Or at least wasting your entire weekend trying to

    • @ritanascimento7404
      @ritanascimento7404 3 года назад +3

      Idea: throwing an ender pearl with a parrot on your shoulder

  • @aethergaming7934
    @aethergaming7934 3 года назад +5

    I have a reference to the zombie when he said “you can’t call something nostalgic if it only came out 5 years ago!” He was referencing the first 50 ways to die in Minecraft comments!

  • @dustorm5012
    @dustorm5012 Год назад +9

    I think this guy's ideas should be in one minecraft map. Building all the structures from the series, every minor hole, every minor anything. To the airship, TNT Cannons, the list goes on.

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 3 года назад +66

    Here’s another good idea: Triggering Jake Eyes for a “seemingly harmless” joke in a video

  • @nickangelosuson2454
    @nickangelosuson2454 3 года назад +37

    7:30 ginger had enough of being killed due to things making him slow

  • @Bahr-im7pn
    @Bahr-im7pn 3 года назад +3

    7:21 - I wish I could fall that slowly!

  • @RohanGuptarg
    @RohanGuptarg 3 года назад +2

    I love how you showed the *BACK* side of the sign in the Las Vegas scene. Really shows how much effort you put into your videos!
    Also Scheiße 2 videos in a week? Daamn son...

  • @DeanRocks-kr7wv
    @DeanRocks-kr7wv 3 года назад +198

    Idea for an intro.
    Vader: Join me, and together we can dIe iN mInEcRaFt (as father and son)

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 3 года назад +23

    I've been waiting so long I almost forgot about this series.

  • @RockyJones
    @RockyJones 2 года назад +1

    I love this series lol

  • @colbywilson8790
    @colbywilson8790 3 года назад +2

    I absolutely LOVE the “readysego” at the beginning. XD

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 3 года назад +64

    Here’s a good idea: Wearing a Rabbit’s Foot on Opposite Day

  • @wexlinator1189
    @wexlinator1189 3 года назад +151

    Here's one. Brandon makes his house out of obsidian, but the missile impact still kills him. Or something explodes from the inside.

    • @TheMemeMan755
      @TheMemeMan755 3 года назад +9

      It goes in through his door maybe

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 3 года назад +16

      @@TheMemeMan755 {Ding dong}
      “Oh great! My package for my new iPhone is here!”

    • @darozu
      @darozu 3 года назад +7

      @@landlighterfirestar5550 Oh boy! My Galaxy Note 7 just came in the mail!

    • @beartheconfused6798
      @beartheconfused6798 2 года назад +4

      @@darozu hahaha I was genuinely laughing reading that imagine that situation
      “Oh boy my brand new iPhone 7 galaxy just came back from the mail-“
      Explodes:)

    • @Y10HK29
      @Y10HK29 2 года назад +5

      Failing to build a retractable hatch over your silo for an ICBM

  • @moonlightsinon
    @moonlightsinon 3 года назад +6

    5:12 Ya got the Creeps! What up
    Jake: WHERE THE FLUKE ARE YOU

  • @shade3867
    @shade3867 3 года назад +1

    It took me a whole week to finish ur last ways to die series XD

  • @thewafflegamer6152
    @thewafflegamer6152 3 года назад +118

    Me:”gets a 100k play button”
    Jake eyes: so you have chosen death

  • @TerraKing
    @TerraKing 3 года назад +37

    6:58 Holy lord Jay’s ultimate form.

    • @javenmod
      @javenmod 3 года назад +1

      EnderJay

    • @ultraman388
      @ultraman388 3 года назад +1

      Is it OK if I make a jojo referance now? I'ma make a jojo referance now
      Dun dun duunduuunduuundun dun duun dun dun duuun

  • @Clyde6790pYoutube
    @Clyde6790pYoutube 2 года назад

    Thanks for making me laugh while Roblox is down

  • @HolyDiverGirl
    @HolyDiverGirl 3 года назад +1

    Bruh I haven’t seen this guy in years I’m cryin rn

  • @yakovtochii4748
    @yakovtochii4748 3 года назад +146

    "How many plot twist do you wanna have in your video?"
    Jake Eyes: "Yes."

  • @xtremeemperor
    @xtremeemperor 3 года назад +96

    Suggestion: Wearing a John Cena skin in front of an archery target (Because John Cena is invisible since none can see him, player gets shot)

  • @mefinity
    @mefinity 3 года назад

    wow,i forgot about this channel and it's awesome High quality content

  • @SuperMidH
    @SuperMidH 3 года назад +1

    Every time I get to see one of these it makes my day

  • @crazy_wizard
    @crazy_wizard 3 года назад +94

    0:48 as a Canadian, I find this hillarious.

    • @CrystalClearWith8BE
      @CrystalClearWith8BE 2 года назад

      On North America's busiest highway, jaywalking is dangerous, even for the wildlife, even though there's more wild life in the north of Ontario.

    • @CrystalClearWith8BE
      @CrystalClearWith8BE 2 года назад +3

      That highway reminds me of the 12-lane section of the 401 between Kitchener and Cambridge, ON.

    • @finleyanamites2
      @finleyanamites2 2 года назад +1

      Crazy wizard I thought Canada did not exist

    • @Proto-EXX
      @Proto-EXX Год назад +1

      What about the 17 car pileups that happen every month or so. Because that happens.

    • @molten612
      @molten612 Год назад

      I also found this hilarious as a Canadian too.

  • @eaglelover1
    @eaglelover1 3 года назад +28

    Sugguestion: Trying to kill the Gingerbread Man during his skit.

  • @GriffinHelabiski
    @GriffinHelabiski Год назад +1

    “Oh yeah, heh heh… I guess you’re right. Bye guys”
    Famous last words

  • @F3naf_Fan
    @F3naf_Fan 3 года назад +15

    0:18 Elizabeth Afton!!1!1!!1!1!11

  • @_Hero_Link_
    @_Hero_Link_ 3 года назад +34

    2:57 skeleton tried to swim in an anvil too hard
    3:45 JumberLack suffacated in air

  • @redcyan72
    @redcyan72 3 года назад +36

    Suggestion List:
    - Dying in your Nightmare (He dies right after he dies in his nightmare)
    - -Creating a Heaven Cloud near Giant territory-
    Attempting to grind the bones of an angel.
    - Assuming the clouds could be stood on. (He just jumps into a render cloud)
    - Walking on Snow.
    ^
    Powder
    - Eating 1,000 cans of beans in one sitting. (He farts at the velocity of 1,250 blocks of TNT)
    - Trying to say tounge twisters in Extreme European Difficulty
    - Attempting to kill the Ender Dragon with no armor.
    - Attempting to kill the Wither with only a Creeper face to try to fool the Wither (Connects with next death)
    - Lunging onto a person that has a Creeper face with Thorns CCC (Connects with last death)

    • @Starring04
      @Starring04 3 года назад +1

      Wow he should do this

    • @E-MotionVerse
      @E-MotionVerse 2 года назад +2

      Hiw do you do Creating a Heaven Cloud near Giant territory

    • @Random_Panda_eating_cake
      @Random_Panda_eating_cake 2 года назад +2

      I think I’m dumb I literally said you he twisters in extreme European difficulty

    • @kathshaw4014
      @kathshaw4014 2 года назад +1

      So basically a person that when hit does as much damage as a creeper ik a one like that wearing a creeper hat in a creeper hive that know all members

  • @archaicfalcon4898
    @archaicfalcon4898 3 года назад +5

    ah yes, my favorite player:
    “ICouldn’tThinkOfAJokeVersionOfMichaelCollins”

  • @crep50
    @crep50 3 года назад +1

    Loved the “swimming with an open wound” joke

  • @Bxlr_
    @Bxlr_ 3 года назад +80

    FINALLY THE LEGEND IS BACK

  • @LePenguin
    @LePenguin 3 года назад +27

    4:09 "I should probably get rid of that one"
    Plot twist, it can't be removed

    • @callhimtim3188
      @callhimtim3188 3 года назад +3

      when you press delete it turns into the "launch missile at my house" button

  • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
    @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 года назад +1

    This is the greatest series on RUclips right now

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 Год назад

    I love these videos.

  • @mrfrogman9559
    @mrfrogman9559 3 года назад +43

    he never got the silver play button despite making incredible content and having over 100K subs, yep that’s youtube for ya

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder 3 года назад +15

      I saw that one and was like "wtf he never got it??"
      He puts in so much effort and isn't given the play button yet youtubers pumping out trash content do :(

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 3 года назад +4

      You have to order it. He didn't...

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 года назад +3

      @@SupersuMC I don’t think RUclips would be the button as still believes JakeEyes got the subs by reuploading videos and stealing clips and audio

  • @trashbucketsgaming7342
    @trashbucketsgaming7342 3 года назад +20

    As someone who lives in Toronto, the joke about the perilous 401 really hits home.

  • @kerbalengineeringsystems7415
    @kerbalengineeringsystems7415 3 года назад +1

    Ah, my favorite Mars launch vehicle concept, "giant gun," crewed by none other than the deranged clones of my favorite Apollo astronauts, Squat Legweak, Zubb Nonedrin, and ICouldn'tThinkOfAJokeVersionOfMichaelCollins

  • @randompoigon4583
    @randompoigon4583 Год назад +2

    5:33 "you can't call something nostalgic when it's 5 years ago" zombie remember when you were added to the game like a 9 years ago

  • @titanicboy2722
    @titanicboy2722 3 года назад +34

    3:50 that is something that will make the fresh prince laugh.

  • @SpruceParsley80
    @SpruceParsley80 3 года назад +16

    "JumberLack suffocated in a air" I laughed

  • @RandomBirdy
    @RandomBirdy 3 года назад

    this channel gonna be legend

  • @retro-rock3067
    @retro-rock3067 3 года назад +1

    Wow It’s been a long time since I watched all of them and it’s funny

  • @marshesmellows7437
    @marshesmellows7437 3 года назад +22

    suggestion: having a dice head when some dnd players need a dice

    • @black_m1n825
      @black_m1n825 3 года назад +1

      Now that's a good one

    • @thecpg980
      @thecpg980 3 года назад

      @@black_m1n825 we have same pfp

  • @y5fireflyschannel384
    @y5fireflyschannel384 3 года назад +20

    Finally it's out!!
    So here's my suggestion:
    Accidentally putting a match on high explosive tank ammunition.

  • @cooperolson5167
    @cooperolson5167 3 года назад +1

    I always set my draw distance to “Fresh Prince” when I’m playing Minecraft. It is what makes the game fun and entertaining.

  • @doodoothedishonored9093
    @doodoothedishonored9093 2 года назад +1

    Hearing the “Woo! Bumper cars!” Line unlocked a core memory of Mercenaries 2

  • @Heregoesnuttin
    @Heregoesnuttin 3 года назад +20

    I wanna talk about how he misspelled “Twelve” just so I can be featured a pile of comments that Jake’ll get crushed by when he misspells a video title again without explaining.

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris7063 3 года назад +22

    7:32 the funny part is that a real Polar Bear wouldn’t even flinch, let alone die on the spot.

  • @SellerOfFruit
    @SellerOfFruit 3 года назад +2

    Possible suggestion: trying to win a kickboxing contest with a goat

  • @Guncrafterandlockpicker
    @Guncrafterandlockpicker 3 года назад

    I haven't seen you upload in years