Balázs shit Physik, boring Story, many Bugs and a 0815 Fighting Sytem, and San Andreas? Realy i thought First Gta 5 was a San Andreas Remake. But Hey is only my Option you will you buy Gta 5 than buy.
@@hhyy7177 which is why it runs better, it's taken into consideration the system limitations ... Besides, have you seen the game on base consoles ? I won't call that "good". You can have the most beautiful game in the world, but if the framerate is choppy and not stable and the resolution is near half of what it should ... It's still dogshit I'd take watch dogs any day
This is a bit cynical but honestly I think that might have been money well spent. Probably much more cost effective to spend on a super hyping demo and get a lot of people interested than to spend much more on trying to make a good game.
In mafia 3 there's bushes you can't drive through. Attempting to drive through em will offer you a similar experience of trying to drive through a brick wall.
@@gfullcrayon562 They're pretty much saying that the train in GTAV will actually hit and kill you if you drive or jump on front of it. The train in Watch Dogs has no reason to have such piss poor mechanics that it comes to a 1 second halt from just standing next to it.
i remember watching this video in 2014 and got super upset with the false promises about this game, watching it today it doesn't feel that bad. maybe games have just became so bad lately that we are starting to accept our fate
Well the false promises are inexcusable, but as for the bugs you'd really have to be *trying* to get some of these bugs that are shown, not the mention a lot of them have been patched. Like what is even the complaint at 5:20? You can beat the whole mission using the baton? How terrible!
Yep, even now the comments here are acting like watchdogs ate their baby. Looking at the old IGN video, the newer comments are all about how the game didn't deserve the hate it got. One comment summed it up well: people should enjoy the game rather than hate it for what it's not. It's not GTA 6 and wasn't trying to be
@@aceman0000099 well yeah, of course the only people still talking about watchdogs are the people who liked it, everyone else just decided it was trash and moved on. Doesn't really mean much
@@user-vu9en4sz1g Ubisoft is a One Night Stand company , once the game has been released they move on to the sequel or other projects , Even in AC3 Remastered the flaws that ruined the original game are still there - Those terrible mini-games and other bullshit side activities that stopped you from attaining 100% completion are still there , also the glitches never left . But you can't talk to Ubisoft about that because they're already working on a Vikings Assasin's Creed game , it's your fault if you paid for it and if you continue to pre-order the next set of games coming your way , It's your funeral !!
Never realized how much of a troll the train clip was. There is a car in the tunnel, and Ubisoft didn’t want a train colliding with cars on the tracks, but the vid made it seem as if the train was afraid of Aiden
@@Chadabi i hate all gta sa mission that involve driving especialy the races Why does IT matter if i lose the races?! I finished it let me beat the mission ffs Bad game design and the shooting is just yikes....as a teenager i loved this game but now i cant stand the Bad controls on foot and vehicle
I'd say they have pretty comparably horrible physics. Both have decently interesting gameplay but the story and world of Cyberpunk were way cooler to me than the bland world and boring story of watch dogs
@@DrikTrajado Well before its spell wore off it was at least more interesting to look at. I'd say cyberpunk is comparable to a lot of Ubisoft games of recent years, which is a shame, we all hoped for R* level of mastery
@Backup RUclips no I know, but I really enjoyed that game. Makes sense to think that they'd only go up from there. I'm disappointed by cyberpunk no doubt
@Commander Maro Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell NPC1"it's you, hi" NPC2"hello" NPC1"i heard that the fighters guild is recruiting new members, not a bad way to make some money, if you got the stones for it!" NPC1"stop talking idiot" NPC2"farewell" at least Oblivion is a good game, better than Watch Dogs 1 at least
People saying ''I hope they learn from their mistakes'' take a look at other titles like Rainbow Six Siege, Assassin's Creed: Unity, The Division and Far Cry 4 when they were shown at E3 and then look at the actual game and you will realise Ubisoft aren't going to ''Learn from their mistakes'' Because there were no mistakes, they done exactly what they wanted, which was getting your fucking money for giving you a broken game.
Why do people determine the value of games by comparing them to some irrelevant arbitrary game just because everyone's talking about it? Bro just play the game and ask yourself how much fun you had
Watch Dogs isn't actually all the bad nowadays. We were just in a bad fucking era that every single game that announced at E3s were all full of scripted renders only for the presentations.
Actually it has a great storyline tons of side activitys great graphics tons of character development tons of characters great DLC, and that's just a few reasons why wd1 is better
@@rks2553 nope lol. cyberpunk has a great story with fantastic graphics and atmosphere. cyberpunk is definitely better than watchdogs 1. Also stop saying cdpr took 8 years to develop cyberpunk, do research and you will find that they only took like 4 or 5 years to make it since they didn't even start it until after the witcher 3 came out.
@@benparsons4979 it's possible. Jump on a train track when train arrives in the station press hack button(Q default for pc) the train will come fast and kill you
I don't see anything wrong with it. As a medical student I can guarantee that there are a lot of different levels of severity in the Parkinson. I once saw a guy that were diagnosed with it only because it wasn't feeling any smell anymore. Of course with time it get worse and you start to see the tipical shaking.
@@greenpointpatriot9167 I've just tried to give some credibility to my comment. Why I would brag on RUclips? 😂 You don't even know my real name. Just to get some respect to "kingstonman"? I can't care any less about strangers respect dude. If you want to understand the purpose of my post good, if you can't don't blame me
The classic "I just wanted to give insight to the post because no one knows about fucking Parkinson's disease". Also the laughing emojis is what gives a humble bragger away, as it is a potent tool to show indeffirence.
@@greenpointpatriot9167 well, clearly the people that think that you can't hold a gun straight just because you've been diagnosed with Parkinson doesn't know it, it's a fact. Anyway, it seems that you're bragging some deep sociological understanding
Go fuck yourselves,screw up one or two game and call all the licenses under the game company's name all shit? Yeah , fuck Far Cry ,splinter cell and rainbow 6 also fuck you
Thats your typical "Free roming" game. Coincidental objects make it so you cant leave the city or area. "unbreakable fences,invisible walls, and the dreaded cant climb mountains."
***** It's really simple. Force a cutscene where the character stops moving, says "Now isn't the time to leave the city, there's too much to do" and then the character actually has a reason for not being able to leave.
@@lawrencetalbot8346 number two and an ok story it did the open world aspect better at the expense of a great story and it was good in its own right, I thought legion would learn from both of them and have the best of both worlds but they went the complete opposite direction
ALonelyWeeaboo eeeeeeeh i like it when i rip on specific things, it gives more purpose to the shit at hand, though yours works too meaning everything is shit these days
@@NoFeckingNamesLeft Seems to me you're not qualified to write a hello program let alone work in the gaming industry. How about you and the rest of the industry pick up jobs as toilet janitors instead?
5:49 still don't understand what's wrong with that. I mean no game did that right, and the whole reflection thing requires Ray Tracing which wasn't introduced yet back then.
Did you see Ubisoft trailer? They looked as on rtx something like should be on ps5 like now , it was dream for 8th gen graphics but Ubisoft downgraded it. For me it not matter reflections, game need only good story I can play on lowest settings
Because minecraft is it's own fictional world it can make up rules. If you looked at it from a real life prospective like Watch Dogs 2 was going for, it would be awful.
Dangerous. Maybe Ubisoft wants you to live maybe? I mean, what a deal breaker. I still love the game even if it is glitchy, as i found most of, and know some of my own, glitches in the game.
+Iluvatar Erú Butthurt over little things? Uplay was down almost the whole day on release which kept people who paid for the game (like me i shamefully admit) from actually playing it. So butthurt over this is quite necessary because the developer and publisher simply fucked up.
+Dave Steam has it for literally 15 bucks for EVERYTHING right now, so I looked around.............................................. I'm good thanks...
watch dogs is so bad value that I bought it for $3/£2 pc from g2a after 1.5 years of release, but gta v sells for £40 from steam permanently and only every has a discount on Christmas by about £16. This is 2.5 years after release. watch dogs was a good game, but I have nightmares when looking at the disc. I literally had to spend hours and hours on end on some sections from a lack of detail.
+Hye Xenforo MacedoniaNS On Saint's Row the Physics were weird, but at least the car was easy to control. GTA IV had a lot of problems too, bad handling like CameraMan said, bad optimization, low performance on Consoles as well, however, the rest was pretty flawless, history, gameplay, solid shooting mechanics that are the standard for Rockstar games till today... Another thing to consider, is that Watch Dogs is one of the most expensive games of history, and we got that piece of crap ;-; Also, Merry Xmas everyone =D
+Thiago Simões gta4 is still my favorite game,back in 2008 i thought those graphics were real life.i was 11 or 12 so its understandable.but one thing i gotta say is atleast gta4 didnt have arcade crappy style and crash physics like gta5.
Alex M lol back in 2003 when I was 5 years old I tough that GTA 3 was real life xDDD I agree that GTA V is very arcade, but at least it's easy and fun to drive, and not very punishing, kinda noob friendly actualy, so meeeh, On GTA IV I was riding a bike once, then I crashed and Niko flown so far away, that he hit the 5th floor of a building, fell on the ground, and still had 30% of HP. The ragdolls are hilariously bad (in terms of damage) in that game. xD
Honestly I played the game recently and it wasn't so bad, the main story was fun, the biggest problem is how repetitive everything else was. I only encountered one glitch in my playthrough when 2 NPCs suddenly materialized inside my car.
My biggest problem with the game is when bad guys call for backup, & they just appear out of thin air. Lol not to mention they are capable of doing the speed of sound.
@@danielyoungblood8525 yeah it would be cooler if for example if theres a gang hideout nearby the npcs from that hideout would actually get in their cars and drive over
I am almost physically feel the frustration of programmer who made that train. He obviously did some iterations when coding the safety stop. But the tester was inhumanly persistent - he was able to commit suicide under that train's wheels regardless of programmer's efforts. So the programmer finally decided to fuck up the conservation of momentum and just turn the train velocity to zero. That's all. Bug is closed. Fucking testers. Fucking focus groups.
@@crashbash8549 nope, the very first trailer was released at least 6 years ago. The trailer features soundtrack bullets by archive. Look it up! They were already working on it at the time.
@@ammolator They weren't working on it when that trailer was released, they were working on other things at the time and cyberpunk was just a side project at the time time, they only started 4 years ago
@@crashbash8549 No they already had a small team on the side that began working bro. There were plenty of websites interviewing the team. It wasnt finished or anything of course but they began working on it.
Игры
![NOSFERATU - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/b59rxDB_JRg/mqdefault.jpg)
GTA: Trying to *stop* the train
Watchdogs: Trying to get *hit* by the train
Teh msatr rtani in the howle wolrd!
How ironic
lmao this is underrated comment
That's where you can see that Ubisoft is a Canadian Company and Rockstar Games true American..
@@atheismuswiderlegung Rockstar is uk
I remember when people thought this was going to be better than gta 5
Saul Goodman yeah right Gta 5 is already shit.
Toma Guzvic Why ? I just bought a new pc and i want to buy gta 5.
Balázs shit Physik, boring Story, many Bugs and a 0815 Fighting Sytem, and San Andreas? Realy i thought First Gta 5 was a San Andreas Remake. But Hey is only my Option you will you buy Gta 5 than buy.
Toma Guzvic Idk, some people say they get perma banned for absolute nothing!I dont want to waste 40 euro.
Really bugs boring story Watch dogs in a nutshell
Cyberpunk : my "true next-gen experience"
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@@hhyy7177 yeah
@@hhyy7177 rip console players.
Watch dogs run better than that game
@@hhyy7177 which is why it runs better, it's taken into consideration the system limitations ... Besides, have you seen the game on base consoles ? I won't call that "good".
You can have the most beautiful game in the world, but if the framerate is choppy and not stable and the resolution is near half of what it should ... It's still dogshit
I'd take watch dogs any day
So it’s official...Watchdogs has a better physics engine than cyberpunk
Every game has better physics than Cyberpunk 2077.
@@justarandomguy0001 Far cry in 2004 has water reacting to shots , cyberpunk doesn't , I'm happy they are getting pounded even by governament 😂😂
@@dimmacommunication but they are trying to improve the game.
@@justarandomguy0001 they have to try hard because there is a *lot* to fix
@@justarandomguy0001 they only care about the bugs, not the core issues with the game
When all the funding goes into an e3 demo
It ws running on a pc for the demo. They had to downgrade it for consoles
This is a bit cynical but honestly I think that might have been money well spent. Probably much more cost effective to spend on a super hyping demo and get a lot of people interested than to spend much more on trying to make a good game.
TheGreenScreen FAX
@@lordadz1615 no, the e3 demo was just a vertical slice. At no point did they have the full game looking like that.
TheGreenScreen bro they r learning from their mistakes see watcjdogs 2 and watchdogs 3 is rendered on Consoles I mean the demo on e3
Touches light post
Breaks evenly into 1x2 blocks
Minecraft remastered edition
CrossRoads classic rockstar
Who put you on this planet? agent emmmm..... it’s Ubisoft, not rockstar
XSKY Oh yeah that’s right. My bad haha
@@JackMeoff46 😑
At least the npcs doesn't despawn right next to you when you look away
No they respawn in front of you're face (that's happened to me in this game)
@@amanofculture9885 probably because of the bad render distance of this game, not corrupted code.
Xbox 360 can deny that
Dead rising 4 moment
CDPR 6 years later: "Hold my beer"
Hold my bugs
"Beer clips through my hands and zips down through the floor"
Bug my holdings!
“My True Last-gen Experience”
What does that stand for
"Everything is connected" except UPlay xDDDD
+PoisonStrat lol
+Link, The Hero of Time wtf hello brother
+Link, The Hero of Time yea sure
In a word where 2 links meet in the same time line univers.
+lasha jiji its because i passed the gate of time and i meet him
The bit where the train stopped because you were infront of it but above it really pissed me off
It's how he stopped and why it stopped. Completely ridiculous both
+André Amorim Yup. What a fucking lazy programming.
ikr
Or the fact that it stopped in the first place. Trains aren't exactly famed for their stopping abilities.
Same
Honestly this has better physics then cyberpunk
@fasha77 yea ‘’after many years’’ is the point here, chief
@@steverogers7601 Why did you call fasha77 "chief" Steve Rogers?
@@uncooked_ham because I wanted to, chief
@@steverogers7601 I am m not a chief of anything Steve Rogers, I don't understand :(
@@uncooked_ham GOOD
4:28
Before death: *sits like she's dead*
After death: *sits like she's alive*
That's what happens when yo dead inside
*pushes lady with car*
Lady: Ahh! Whoo! Whoo! Ahh! Ohh! Whoo! Whoo! Ohh!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeah we probably saw the same video but thanks for the subtitles
Sounds more like she's barking like a fucking dog lel
Now you know what gets them ladies wet.
his ramming the girl pretty slowly
In mafia 3 there's bushes you can't drive through. Attempting to drive through em will offer you a similar experience of trying to drive through a brick wall.
Mr DeSilva I noticed that last night lol I thought I drove into a wall behind some bushes...but it was just bushes
Mr DeSilva I don't know why. From a game designers perspective, it would be easier to just not give them a collision box
same with gtav
+MysteryPancake nope
Try running into any hedge near any golf course
You reckon Rockstar employees ever just hold a staff meeting and watch these videos and laugh?
well, unlike ubisoft, rockstar actually puts quality over quantity
@@xKamiiii …exactly
Alright- alright- *attempts to absorb laughter* So that is what we don't wanna do
Ʀ *cough cough* gta online
@@lamardavisakald4438 i still don't understand on how they make a masterpiece story mode but crack den in online
I like how the side-plot of this video is: "Please I just wanna get hit by the damn train"
Damn train... I see what you did there, Big Smoke
I love it when AAA open world games have GTA 3 level AI and physics
Gta 3 still good
@@Maxpain9 ikr just beat it a couple of months ago, it's still good
Id say more like gta 2
Gta 1 is better than this shit 😂 not even joking
Miguel Pereira
Insult to gta 3
GTA V: train stops for nothing
Watchdogs: train stops for everything
What?
@@gfullcrayon562 They're pretty much saying that the train in GTAV will actually hit and kill you if you drive or jump on front of it. The train in Watch Dogs has no reason to have such piss poor mechanics that it comes to a 1 second halt from just standing next to it.
*watchdogs train stops for everything
Its a goddamn tram going slow as fuck obviously it has time to stop
@@notjustiny.6750 5:02
Watch Dogs train : stops at slight movement
GTA Train : *DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT*
The train stops when you walk in front because there's a real human driving it, that's what would happen IRL
@@aceman0000099 they stop like instantly, which is slightly un fucking real ya know?
@@Winterstarf they don't stop instantly, it's still possible to walk in front of the train and be killed.
@Daily Dose of Devan House i almost 100%'d the game
i remember watching this video in 2014 and got super upset with the false promises about this game, watching it today it doesn't feel that bad. maybe games have just became so bad lately that we are starting to accept our fate
Well the false promises are inexcusable, but as for the bugs you'd really have to be *trying* to get some of these bugs that are shown, not the mention a lot of them have been patched. Like what is even the complaint at 5:20? You can beat the whole mission using the baton? How terrible!
Yep, even now the comments here are acting like watchdogs ate their baby.
Looking at the old IGN video, the newer comments are all about how the game didn't deserve the hate it got.
One comment summed it up well: people should enjoy the game rather than hate it for what it's not. It's not GTA 6 and wasn't trying to be
@@aceman0000099 I agree. People were such babies back in 2014 over it. I never disliked it even when I bought it at launch.
@@aceman0000099 well yeah, of course the only people still talking about watchdogs are the people who liked it, everyone else just decided it was trash and moved on. Doesn't really mean much
@@firewaffle222 well no, my point was that people on this video are still hating on the game. Even though most of it's been fixed
Watch Dogs: coming soon to a PS2 near you
that is insulting
ps2 had better graphics
+IHaveABetterMusicTest a Savage
+IHaveABetterMusicTest a true
I'll have you know that my ratchet and clank: deadlocked preformed quite better then that rubbish.
It was a great console for sure.
I would rather watch dogs.
good comment!
😂😂😂😂😂
I would rather watch sleeping dogs
I would rather watch dogs 2
ba dum tiss
4:30 i see what you did there.
what, she had her period
4:20-4:44 he’s making America great again
@@lawrencetalbot8346 omg i get ut they are all black 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lawrencetalbot8346 Bruuuuuhhhh why lol
6 years later... HERE WE GO AGAIN.
This game was revolutionary. It taught game developers that they could scam consumers and get away with it. Thanks, Watchdogs.
No Man's Sky thanks Ubisoft for its wisdom !!
@@The_Quiet_Kiddo At least no man's sky fix what they did wrong, the game is much better now
@@user-vu9en4sz1g Ubisoft is a One Night Stand company , once the game has been released they move on to the sequel or other projects , Even in AC3 Remastered the flaws that ruined the original game are still there - Those terrible mini-games and other bullshit side activities that stopped you from attaining 100% completion are still there , also the glitches never left .
But you can't talk to Ubisoft about that because they're already working on a Vikings Assasin's Creed game , it's your fault if you paid for it and if you continue to pre-order the next set of games coming your way , It's your funeral !!
The story was cool
I actually really enjoyed watch dogs
Everything shatters when you touch it
10/10
-IGN
"We got paid millions for this review"
Intergalactic Human Empire honestly, he tapped a fence for a tennis court and the whole damn thing fell apart
Ign probably get bribed for all of their reviews and if its a bad review then that means they didnt get bribed
Intergalactic Human Empire I
Sad fact is PC games were doing this back in 2007.
Doesn’t IGN give everything a 10/10 🙄
Never realized how much of a troll the train clip was. There is a car in the tunnel, and Ubisoft didn’t want a train colliding with cars on the tracks, but the vid made it seem as if the train was afraid of Aiden
Gta5:Trying to stop the train
Watchdogs:Trying to get hit by train
Gta sa :follow the damn train CJ
🤣🤣🤣
@@Chadabi damn, the mission is not that bad.
@@Chadabi i hate all gta sa mission that involve driving especialy the races
Why does IT matter if i lose the races?! I finished it let me beat the mission ffs
Bad game design and the shooting is just yikes....as a teenager i loved this game but now i cant stand the Bad controls on foot and vehicle
GTA Advance
@@handsomejack7901 I guess you play on pc, the consoles controls are okay.
2:54 Reloading was invented in 1837
People in 1836:
2:54*
😆😆😆
Wrong time stamp
R u happy now pu$$ies?
@@d34d5kull yes thank you mr badass grim reaper skeleton
4:28
*Cover head*
*Got shot*
“Aight Imma pose like I’m sleeping”
*draws a pair of tittas on her tittas*
*shoots between legs: moan soundeffect*
This feeling when 2014 game has better phisycs than 2020
Half-Life 2 from 2004 has better physics than cyberpunk
The first ever game has better physics then Cyberpunk
@Cao Dương Trung Kiên ye even played but this is video about watch dogs
@Cao Dương Trung Kiên no no that’s not what I mean
@@h.plovecat2798 yeah but that’s always been a great engine, from a great developer. Try again :)
It's so funny watching this after today's Cyberpunk video. Watch Dogs was a masterpiece by comparison.
I'd say they have pretty comparably horrible physics. Both have decently interesting gameplay but the story and world of Cyberpunk were way cooler to me than the bland world and boring story of watch dogs
@@armando1is1great don’t even try to defend cyberpunk over this one... atleast this game looks finished
@@armando1is1great you're implying cyberpunk's world isn't bland?
@@DrikTrajado Well before its spell wore off it was at least more interesting to look at. I'd say cyberpunk is comparable to a lot of Ubisoft games of recent years, which is a shame, we all hoped for R* level of mastery
@Backup RUclips no I know, but I really enjoyed that game. Makes sense to think that they'd only go up from there. I'm disappointed by cyberpunk no doubt
It's very advanced, because it has an underscore in-between "Watch", and " Dogs".
legokerik Then Game & Watch was advanced, too.
Am I the only one who knows that this is a
Dunkey reference?
legokerik_ Fuck you Legokerik_, I do not read your comments because you are black.
did you know the driving on watch_dogs was developed by a gay rattlesnake named fabio enchilada
legokerik_ shut up bro watch dogs is a great game although it has bugs
6:18 "What? Uh-huh. Right. Yes! Nooo. Whatever!" Most riveting conversation ever.
@Týr lmao
@Commander Maro
Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell
NPC1"it's you, hi"
NPC2"hello"
NPC1"i heard that the fighters guild is recruiting new members, not a bad way to make some money, if you got the stones for it!"
NPC1"stop talking idiot"
NPC2"farewell"
at least Oblivion is a good game, better than Watch Dogs 1 at least
@Týr Raised in Oblivion. This is a good game.
@@taehan_ Yes it's a good Indie.
Most tragic thing is even NPC's in Spiderman 2 have better conversations
"And the cycle repeats itself"
Cyberpunk: ...
Crowbat:
Cyberpunk: I’m in danger
OHNONONONONONONO
People saying ''I hope they learn from their mistakes'' take a look at other titles like Rainbow Six Siege, Assassin's Creed: Unity, The Division and Far Cry 4 when they were shown at E3 and then look at the actual game and you will realise Ubisoft aren't going to ''Learn from their mistakes'' Because there were no mistakes, they done exactly what they wanted, which was getting your fucking money for giving you a broken game.
Thanks true king!
Except that Syndicate was better and not as broken as Unity when it released.
I think Far Cry 4 was a solid game, while it did have its glitches, I think it held up pretty well
Far Cry 4 is boring as fuck and looks shit as well..
Siege is pretty damn cool
3:40 Ubisoft thought "Why would you shoot in water?"
"Why would you want these annoying pallets and fences in the way?"
the matt matt you know, in that perspective it even makes sense
the matt matt just make sound effects
the matt matt i test that in any game xD
the matt matt They half ass everything, and almost never get ANYTHING right on their first try.
I swear this game looks better than cyberpunk on ps4
@espoir inconscient yes it is for me. Genius. Cyberpunk on ps4 destroys the immersion. Just watch some videos about it. Genius
@espoir inconscient i never said the game was better, are you stupid?
I said the graphics were better. Do you even understand basic english?
@espoir inconscient dude you seem to have problems. Take care man
I agree
With the latest game version the trains no longer stop. And with Cyberpunk 2077, Watch Dogs now looks like a masterpiece.
sad (gaming)world
I have a 2080ti... and am currently playing HOI3
That's a pretty low bar to clear, to be fair.
It reallt doesn't lol
Why do people determine the value of games by comparing them to some irrelevant arbitrary game just because everyone's talking about it? Bro just play the game and ask yourself how much fun you had
1:01 lady in the background telling him to ignore this glitch
*RELAX ! LET IT GO*
Lol
She is ubisoft worker
What i thought aswell
😅😅😅
"Everything is connected except Uplay" LoL!!
Specialist in Failure :DD
Specialist in Failure 😂😂😂 true
Specialist in Failure when you were in school i imagine everything you passed was because you copied their shit to.
Lench HY Ohhh,you killed him bro.
Lench HY Hate much?
Watch Dogs isn't actually all the bad nowadays. We were just in a bad fucking era that every single game that announced at E3s were all full of scripted renders only for the presentations.
Cyberpunk: Finally, a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Actually it has a great storyline tons of side activitys great graphics tons of character development tons of characters great DLC, and that's just a few reasons why wd1 is better
@@rks2553 ok this is just wrong lol
@@rks2553 nope lol. cyberpunk has a great story with fantastic graphics and atmosphere. cyberpunk is definitely better than watchdogs 1. Also stop saying cdpr took 8 years to develop cyberpunk, do research and you will find that they only took like 4 or 5 years to make it since they didn't even start it until after the witcher 3 came out.
The only worthy opponent for cyberpunk is free fire
*"WOAAH, WOOH, AH, WHOO, WOAAH"*
KKKKK'
WHOAWHOAHWOAHWOAH!
Faith WOAAAH
I'll have what she's having.
FuneeMeemCorpz lul
Watch Dogs, AKA the big budget version of Goat Simulator.
+hoa Nguyễn Đặng Thị Thu haha!
+hoa Nguyễn Đặng Thị Thu with the difference that Goat Sim is actually fun to play.
+hoa Nguyễn Đặng Thị Thu AKA Phocked Dawgs
+Cubito PhoenixTM GTA IV did it all way better back in 2008.... smdh
+hoa Nguyễn Đặng Thị Thu LOL
Plot twist: Aiden hacked reality
The game must have an achievement called "Death by a train"
it wouldn't be achievable because it's impossible
@@benparsons4979 that's the point
@@benparsons4979 it's possible. Jump on a train track when train arrives in the station press hack button(Q default for pc) the train will come fast and kill you
Not anymore. It could kill you now.
*Diagnosed with parkison*
proceeds to normally shoot gun
I don't see anything wrong with it. As a medical student I can guarantee that there are a lot of different levels of severity in the Parkinson. I once saw a guy that were diagnosed with it only because it wasn't feeling any smell anymore. Of course with time it get worse and you start to see the tipical shaking.
@@bajabat496 homie I can guarantee that you just humble bragged
@@greenpointpatriot9167 I've just tried to give some credibility to my comment. Why I would brag on RUclips? 😂 You don't even know my real name. Just to get some respect to "kingstonman"? I can't care any less about strangers respect dude. If you want to understand the purpose of my post good, if you can't don't blame me
The classic "I just wanted to give insight to the post because no one knows about fucking Parkinson's disease". Also the laughing emojis is what gives a humble bragger away, as it is a potent tool to show indeffirence.
@@greenpointpatriot9167 well, clearly the people that think that you can't hold a gun straight just because you've been diagnosed with Parkinson doesn't know it, it's a fact. Anyway, it seems that you're bragging some deep sociological understanding
The only thing next gen about this game is the train's brake.
perfect comment
Ngl trains like that in real life would be great
LoL
It's done to make a trains less offensive.
@@sethleoric2598 bruh if the train ur driving in stops as suddenly as that ur gonna get all fucked up
Chicago in the news: “The most violent city in the world”
Chicago in real life:
i'm from chicago. do people think it's worse than detroit?
@@JohnstasBACK Dude fuck no Detroit is literal hell.
@@theketaminekid1241 how is chicago viewed? i can tell you from personal experience there is a lot to offer and very pretty areas.
@@JohnstasBACK and they have better pizza then New York
Maybe in America only
The true next gen expierence that was also available on ps3 xbox 360 and wii u
Ubisoft at its best.
+EdoloChannel hahaha indeed
+EdoloChannel Farcry 3.
Go fuck yourselves,screw up one or two game and call all the licenses under the game company's name all shit?
Yeah , fuck Far Cry ,splinter cell and rainbow 6 also fuck you
lol
+Jeager Kej U mad bro?
Watch Dogs 2 : my "true next-gen experience" coming soon
Hopefully the title won't be sarcastic this time
no
Whooooo cyberpunk makes this actually the true next gen
I don't know why but I really enjoyed this game😂
Same, i enjoyed it too
Same here
Because almost everything you see in this video got fixed and it has a great gameplay
@@Radu33- this was made 7 years ago
Same here, enjoyed it more than my other PS3 games
Why would you hire a security guard with parkinsons?
Double points for arming him with a gun.
Kept you waiting,huh? all of your secrets will be safe with him lol.
I was playing watch dogs 2 and the I see the guard info to hack him but I saw the text sayd *detected whit Parkinson* ........ He killed me
Kept you waiting,huh? Affirmitive action
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Watch Dogs was sloppily made,but I won't deny that I had fun playing it.
Like every Ubisoft game
Same
yea i have to admit it was fun for me even though everyone pretty much hate it
I had fun in some missions but there were a lot of frustrating ones too, even more than the fun ones for me, but there are some pretty good missions
Johnson Artchive Ubisoft games are fun, if you ignore some of the minor bugs and don't start nit-picking.
Compared to Cyberpunk this is the gen after the next
Happy 10 year anniversary to this game.
Here's a complaint I have being a resident of Chicago. CHICAGO DOES NOT HAVE MOUNTAINS AROUND IT.
Thats your typical "Free roming" game. Coincidental objects make it so you cant leave the city or area. "unbreakable fences,invisible walls, and the dreaded cant climb mountains."
*****
Invisible walls?
lmao
here here...relax kitty
*****
It's really simple. Force a cutscene where the character stops moving, says "Now isn't the time to leave the city, there's too much to do" and then the character actually has a reason for not being able to leave.
Goat Simulator 2
best comment
***** You win the internet.
Even with its flaws. I still love the game
Me too
This game actually was my first ps4 game and I adore it even now. I loved every second.
"woah! whoah! wooh! woah!"
BlueShit199 As soon as it happened, this comment came up loo
So that's what sex sounds like
(remain quiet)
meme of the year
Owen Myers are you 5?
Do the NPCs gain pleasure when they die? Lol
StarWarsTrains They all want to die and escape the game
AI even hates being apart of the game and are reliefed when killed. That says a lot :D
I fucking lol'd
FUCKING HERETICS!!!
death is the ultimate bliss.
“Watch Dogs got nothing on me”
-Cyberpunk 2077
Despite the controversy, i have to admit, this is one of my all time favorite games purely for the story.
@Ryan Clark Agreed. it was a classic revenge/mystery story but done to make it unique
Same
Yeah didn't go to hype it became My Favorite game
Definitely way better story than 2. Honestly I don’t even remember what the plot was if it even had one
@@lawrencetalbot8346 number two and an ok story it did the open world aspect better at the expense of a great story and it was good in its own right, I thought legion would learn from both of them and have the best of both worlds but they went the complete opposite direction
*D I A G N O S E D W I T H P A R K I N S O N S*
Yes, I can read too
@@MisterJohnDoe cool
Handiest merc w an uzi & defensive tackle reflexes w Parkinson’s give him his respect
That's true for Ubisoft nowadays
It's so next gen you can't even jump
Luksuzna Kanta I fucking hate when you can't jump in games... Expect maybe Hitman.
You can climp , do the parkour but yeah .. u can't jump
Jumping, something that QUAKE could do back in 1996
But is jumping needed here?
Luksuzna Kanta i hate jumping in games
I'm replaying this game and honestly I think it holds up quite well. The driving could use some work though.
Agreed
3:09 Super strength
3:33 Super resistence
man just awakened her inner superpowers deep within.
*D I A G N O S E D W I T H P A R K I N S O N* Starts shooting criminal.
*Gets shot in the train* Sits normally again.
*Run over object* Objects simply disappears.
*Underground fight club member* Gets killed with a baton
*Slightly touches an object* OBJECT EXPLODES BOOOOOM
*Gets smashed* Simply goes underground.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF GAMING!
+Carbon Cruzers
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
ALonelyWeeaboo eeeeeeeh i like it when i rip on specific things, it gives more purpose to the shit at hand, though yours works too meaning everything is shit these days
+Carbon Cruzers can u simplify that pls? not much understand. much confusion
zues121510 wow ok nope
CynicalReviews lol call of duty: "fish ai system" XD
Cyberbug 2077 : I'm gonna do a pro gamer move
oh man has our fucking expectations degraded down since this game
Seems to me gamer expectations have only gotten increasingly impossible and arbitrary.
@@NoFeckingNamesLeft
Seems to me you're not qualified to write a hello program let alone work in the gaming industry. How about you and the rest of the industry pick up jobs as toilet janitors instead?
its because you havent downloaded the 100gb patch yet
This video is 4 years ago
Antoine Amiand woah ok there buddy. That way to far. Honestly get that shit outta here
@@shay4261 my dick is equivalent to 3TB. No console can download it.
I like to think the patch is called “Watch Dogs 2”
@@rj7250a it was bad enough with one person doing it. Don't you start too
Watch Dogs, The poor man's GTA 3
+Zatchooze Naut I bought de deluxe edition for 7€ on g2play :p there is some fun to be had for that amount of money
except gta 3 was actually fun
+Zatchooze Naut actually I bought watch dogs for $3 from g2a
+zues121510 oops. I blame samsung spelling corrections
+zues121510 You can't, don't lie.
Who else is here after watching cyberpunk
Watch Dogs 1 and No Man's Sky will be remembered as the pioneers of the busted releases.
@@victuz no cyberpunk is way worse
@@RajShekhar-jy2zi agreed
@@victuz watchdogs concept was awesome.
5:49 still don't understand what's wrong with that.
I mean no game did that right, and the whole reflection thing requires Ray Tracing which wasn't introduced yet back then.
Ubisoft could have use same method as Rockstar in GTA V - render in reflections only low-poly map geometry
@@a6pukoc113 they actually did, but not with every reflective asset lol
Did you see Ubisoft trailer? They looked as on rtx something like should be on ps5 like now
, it was dream for 8th gen graphics but Ubisoft downgraded it. For me it not matter reflections, game need only good story I can play on lowest settings
"I don't want to die" *falls in the void*
Man I remember commenting on the first Watch_Dogs trailer "Rip GTA". But now... *sigh*...
Is this why your name has an "L" at the end? Because you took it?
GTA never die
@@user-kf8ss4es5r eai mano
Sphere Code still ended up being better than gta. Not amazing but not as bad as gta
@@Spherecode. lol, the "L" in my username was just random but since you mentioned this, i guess you're right
Still better than cybershit 1977
Cyberpunk is now the Watch Dogs of the new generation
I can't wait for The Division edition of this video
+Tres Nueve don't shatter my dreams just yet.
+Gentlemen Z you people just dont learn, do you?
+Tres Nueve ahahahhahahahaha
😂😂😂
delamovies It is the kind of game I've always wanted.
Minecraft has better physics
XD
Because minecraft is it's own fictional world it can make up rules. If you looked at it from a real life prospective like Watch Dogs 2 was going for, it would be awful.
Spotify Premium Thats the whole point. Comparing something purposefully fictional to something not.
Pong has better physics
Hell, even Tetris have better physics
Still better than Cyberpunk.
true
I still love this game. Physics are wonky, but, for me, they give the game an extra layer of humor
Finally, someone who laughs at dumb physics instead of shitting on them 24/7
5:02 most disappointing mechanic in a videogame ever period
Dangerous. Maybe Ubisoft wants you to live maybe? I mean, what a deal breaker. I still love the game even if it is glitchy, as i found most of, and know some of my own, glitches in the game.
@@playboyx5858 never played this on my own but sure its not the first in my list
you me me laugh a lot lol
Train mechanic: *holup*
They patched it a long time ago
''Everything is connected'' except Uplay
HAHAHAHA
HAHAAH
+Iluvatar Erú Butthurt over little things? Uplay was down almost the whole day on release which kept people who paid for the game (like me i shamefully admit) from actually playing it. So butthurt over this is quite necessary because the developer and publisher simply fucked up.
Looooolll
+Iluvatar Erú But when you add up all those little things, as the guys does in this video, it makes a big difference...
+Iluvatar Erú "Thats right, if someone shits and pisses on your food, dont complain, just eat it"
Who's there after cyberpunk release?
Even tho physics/gtaphics werent the greatest... the story was amazing and it has a vibe similar to GTA4
finally someone who loved the story like me
An it was titled as: "The GTA killer" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
iam with you bro
+Dave Steam has it for literally 15 bucks for EVERYTHING right now, so I looked around.............................................. I'm good thanks...
watch dogs is so bad value that I bought it for $3/£2 pc from g2a after 1.5 years of release, but gta v sells for £40 from steam permanently and only every has a discount on Christmas by about £16. This is 2.5 years after release. watch dogs was a good game, but I have nightmares when looking at the disc. I literally had to spend hours and hours on end on some sections from a lack of detail.
+Varga Dániel To be sure, GTA is just as bad.
ClarenseE You are talking out of your ass right now :DDD
Handling car are worse than Saint Row lmao
+Hye Xenforo MacedoniaNS saints row was ok but gta 4..........another story
+Hye Xenforo MacedoniaNS On Saint's Row the Physics were weird, but at least the car was easy to control.
GTA IV had a lot of problems too, bad handling like CameraMan said, bad optimization, low performance on Consoles as well, however, the rest was pretty flawless, history, gameplay, solid shooting mechanics that are the standard for Rockstar games till today...
Another thing to consider, is that Watch Dogs is one of the most expensive games of history, and we got that piece of crap ;-;
Also, Merry Xmas everyone =D
+Thiago Simões gta4 is still my favorite game,back in 2008 i thought those graphics were real life.i was 11 or 12 so its understandable.but one thing i gotta say is atleast gta4 didnt have arcade crappy style and crash physics like gta5.
Alex M lol back in 2003 when I was 5 years old I tough that GTA 3 was real life xDDD
I agree that GTA V is very arcade, but at least it's easy and fun to drive, and not very punishing, kinda noob friendly actualy, so meeeh,
On GTA IV I was riding a bike once, then I crashed and Niko flown so far away, that he hit the 5th floor of a building, fell on the ground, and still had 30% of HP. The ragdolls are hilariously bad (in terms of damage) in that game. xD
+Alex M word bro. 5's driving was a let down.
People hating on this game makes me hurt af, it's one of my favorite games😭
Yeah Me too😞, also I've never even seen or had a lot of these bugs playing the game.
yeah, it's fun sometimes, but not immersive at all
@@randomstuffprod. I guess
Honestly I played the game recently and it wasn't so bad, the main story was fun, the biggest problem is how repetitive everything else was. I only encountered one glitch in my playthrough when 2 NPCs suddenly materialized inside my car.
My biggest problem with the game is when bad guys call for backup, & they just appear out of thin air. Lol not to mention they are capable of doing the speed of sound.
@@danielyoungblood8525 yeah it would be cooler if for example if theres a gang hideout nearby the npcs from that hideout would actually get in their cars and drive over
I am almost physically feel the frustration of programmer who made that train. He obviously did some iterations when coding the safety stop. But the tester was inhumanly persistent - he was able to commit suicide under that train's wheels regardless of programmer's efforts. So the programmer finally decided to fuck up the conservation of momentum and just turn the train velocity to zero. That's all. Bug is closed. Fucking testers. Fucking focus groups.
m0rphiumsuchtig That's actually pretty interesting. Thanks for sharing a new perspective on bugs to me.
m0rphiumsuchtig thanks for the explanation
m0rphiumsuchtig how exactly is being able to mimic Anna Karenina a bug?
I suggest their QA have corresponding record in checklist. Something like "player must tot be killed in transportation accidents".
they could just allow you to suicide by train tho lol, dont have to code around that just let the player do what they want.
Son: Mom can we get GTA 5?
Mom: No we have GTA 5 at home.
GTA 5 at home:
AspyGaming you forgot the funny
@ya skirt. it's kind of like using r/wooosh when not even on reddit
ya skirt. It was never a funny joke.
0:55
What I was looking for😂
This is nothing compared to cyberpunk. A game that took 10 years or more...
*4 years
@@crashbash8549 nope, the very first trailer was released at least 6 years ago. The trailer features soundtrack bullets by archive. Look it up! They were already working on it at the time.
@@ammolator They weren't working on it when that trailer was released, they were working on other things at the time and cyberpunk was just a side project at the time time, they only started 4 years ago
@@crashbash8549 No they already had a small team on the side that began working bro. There were plenty of websites interviewing the team. It wasnt finished or anything of course but they began working on it.
@@crashbash8549 they've been developing the game for about 9 years
now in 2023, Starfield: my true-next gen experience