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Excuse me, but that's classified, he's 5 years old. His home is north east of Mary, although he doesn't know where the rest of the city is. Probably because of that he is alone, working at turtle friends. He does not smoke, but he occasionally smokes
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 after injecting some milk juice, he goes to bed atleast 20 minutes before it’s bedtime. He’s trying to explain he loves to have fun and quiet. He has a peacemaker. He is careful not to confuse his competitors. He says the hero lies awake at night, baby smell.
@@UnicornBySprinkle So what does the company think? I knoe i'm happy, but what do you believe? Although... If i were to fight,I would definitely cry. Basically,Shigechi You are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman. *Dead queen* That's in fact what I do say then. I took a shower before I could speak So that I could kill children... peacefully.
true statements: "I am alone..." "I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed." I usually sleep until I stop." "I am stressed out." "I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet"" "Dead Queen!" "That's in fact what I do say then."
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors. The hero lies awake at night" actually sounds menacing as hell. It's as if he's saying "Don't pick me as your enemy, even the hero lies awake at night, scared of me"
Perhaps it's some kind of foreshadowing about a craftsman who will invent some kind of technology to harvest the sun itself, bringing it closer to it's end sooner than expected.
@@AdamDj-ic3kr Avante-Garde writer from the late 19th and early 20th century. His most well-known work is Ulysses, which is infamously unapproachable because of its stream of consciousness style and relative lack of plot. Basically he’s the kind of writer that Lit students hate because he’s simultaneously influential and difficult to comprehend.
That's so funny. Because he says something logic, then explains that it's the restless heroes the ones that sleep late (also something Kira could say) and then 1:09
“I took a shower before I could speak so that I could kill children peacefully” sounds like a very Yoshikage Kira line as well if Kira was not explicitly into children and only to women’s hands.
I actually ran the „my name is yoshikage Kira“ copy pasta through google translate about I’d say 20 times, what I ended up with was „My name is Kira I’m old I’m old.“
i ran the whole thing through a few times and i got this I voted for this filth of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 33. Mahaguala Roztashovaniev is in Songhua Sea, nakakshe Villa Nile,. Jade and I reduced Радима Kao and also played Robina in a simple shortlist and Step 8, similar to Dan. I'm just, Ali ponekad-this is speednisa. 11. I was surprised at the first step of neurotoxicity. Twenty hvilinsky violet bottles of warm milk Uh, my brain has no problem sleeping. Vransi, exhausted, I ran to I,.Champion strikes the lion to make the goiter unclean. 。 I want to live peacefully Ман I plan to fight against wigarashem, the theme of the San Francisco Zoo. Three (European compatibility) supports simplicity. I know sho мубориза Mi раббари, if mi fights, Mi Nicoli is the application.
These are the lines I can't get out of my head: "we can vibrate babies at 3am, yes?" "Why is your house still hairy" "baby smell" "although if I were to fight I would definitely cry" "basically shegechi your a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman" "Dead Queen, that's in fact what I do say then"
"Why is your HOUSE still hairy?" 'After injecting some milk juice" "I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke. I have 11 days left just please.. don't tell on me" i died from those 3 💀
Lyrics: My name is classified. I am 5 years old. My home is North East of Mary, but where is the whole city? I am alone... (huuh?) I work at turtle friends and you can't come. But we can vibrate at 8 AM, yes? (euh-eh-uoueh...) I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke. I have 11 days left just please... don't tell on me. I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed. (heueeuh-) After injecting some milk juice and going to bed at least 20 minutes before it's bed time... I usually sleep until I stop. (auhhhahau!) In the morning, the babies will cry again I am stressed out. Why is your HOUSE still hairy? (Ah-awuahah-how do you do? I-I-I mean...) I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet I have a Peacemaker. Be careful not to confuse your competitors The hero lies awake at night Baby smell. So what does the company think I know I'm happy, but what do you believe? Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry. (eheuheh-UH-hueuh) (UhN) Basically, Shigechi You are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman. (eHUUHehueehuh) *Dead Queen!* That's in fact what I do say then. (ehhhhHAHAHAH-) I took a shower before I could speak So that I could kill children... peacefully. (OHH~) I am in a motha fuckin stupid little stinky box I'm in a motha fuckin stupid little stinky box (aduuuna eena-) a reeda i wanta yuh stand a little bit closer (utulunenunena-yaah) (enune) know 'bout me (aaaayaa) My time was wasted but it was for a purpose 💀
Bro is watching johns average trip💀
this is the best comment
nah bro's watching Joe's Uneventful Voyage
😭😭😭
@@arcticorcaii jojo reference
Nah Bros watching jo's simple exploration
"I usually sleep until i stop" No,no, He's got a point
He’s onto something
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
@@Z7StudiosMecha they are speaking the language of gods
"usually"
@@fiboh yeah, when he doesn't he spends his whole day sleeping
"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed"
"I usually sleep until I stop"
Sounds like a pretty healthy sleep cycle to me...
don't forget, he goes to bed 20 minutes before he's supposed to
I sleep when I am tired
dont forget about the injection of milk
"I do not smoke."
_"But I occasionally smoke."_
*BREATH AIR*
Passive smokers be like
Ah yes, "No but actually Yes."
Snoop dog.
Dude is confused lol
“I am alone…”
I felt the pain in his voice
What's even funnier is that original quote in that part says "I am yet to marry".
He’s alone-
He’s the crying one.
Jo/jo@@gokusan4776
"Although if I were to fight I would cry"
-Classified
Well he is 5 years old
Nah, I'd cry.
"My name is classified."
He really stole Diavolo's line-
He stole Diavolo's-
KING CRIMSON!
[redacted]
SCP
Nah bro think about it diavolo stole his line
Dude works at SCP foundation as an object
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come"
Such a badass line!
“I work at turtle friends and you can’t come”
SLAYYYY
but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM 😏
Xdddd
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"
"I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke"
"Basically, Shigechi, you are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman"
- Highshikage Kira
Classified
Snoop Dogg: "Dawg, you didn't just steal and smoke ALL my weed did ya??"
Yoshihigh Weeda: 0:23
Nah that's hokage kira
Dead Queen!
What does bro have against craftsmen?
Love how shigechis reaction better fits this than the actual speech
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?"
-"HOW THE FUCK?" - Shigechi
“Do not confuse your competitors.” Bro, that's all you did for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
Fr
"You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent"
That was savage ngl
I don't kinda get it
@@Mommy-kima shit so bad even the sun gets it
Therefore a craftsman
Aw damn💀
"Therefore a craftsman"
I don't smoke, but I occasionally smoke.
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*visible confusion*
I have 11 days left, just please... don't tell on me.
JoJo logic
Not to mention he injects milk juice on himself
"The hero lies awake at night"
Is actually a badass quote
Only to be broken by "baby smell" 💀💀💀💀
Well, at least that explains why hero lies awake at night
@@kindlingkingGood point
L rizz
FOR REAL THO, LIKE IT WAS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE LEGIT DIALOGUE BUT NOPE 😭
@@kindlingking lmao
stand user: Classified
stand: dead queen: chew the ashes
Lmao
@ieathumansouls ohhhohoh thats good xd
@ieathumansouls yea i know
You forgot Solely Liver Defence
the stand is called “Pacifist King:Chew the Ashes.”
"Baby smell"
-A man with a peacemaker that is 5 years old
And who's name is classified.
And works at turtle friends, where you're not allowed.
I like how google translate occasionally makes an actually cool line before remembering that it’s supposed to be stupid
Yeah fr
*B A B Y S M E L L*
would like this comment but don’t wanna mess up the 555
Although... If I were to fight I would cry.
“ The hero lies awake at night. . . Baby smell”
"I try to explain that i love to have fun and quiet"
"I HAVE A PEACEMAKER"
i dont know if it makes it any funnier when you realise peacemaker is an actual revolver
@@goofyicerink9560 how funny they name a gun is peacemaker
“DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT"
@@znznmgusmznzn2629 colt 45
Ok peacemamker is gun but I just think it funnier to think of it as a cigar
This was more intimidating than the real monologue.
“I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke.” Okay now this is getting too realistic.
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" had me laughing so hard XD
I’m still laughing 3 min after hearing it
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?!
Uhhh u dont wanna know 😅
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's where the fun begins 😈
"Although... If I were to fight, I would definetly cry"
-Koshikage Yira
Excuse me, but that's classified, he's 5 years old. His home is north east of Mary, although he doesn't know where the rest of the city is. Probably because of that he is alone, working at turtle friends. He does not smoke, but he occasionally smokes
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Yes
And he does cry when he cut his arm
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 after injecting some milk juice, he goes to bed atleast 20 minutes before it’s bedtime. He’s trying to explain he loves to have fun and quiet. He has a peacemaker. He is careful not to confuse his competitors. He says the hero lies awake at night, baby smell.
@@UnicornBySprinkle So what does the company think?
I knoe i'm happy, but what do you believe?
Although... If i were to fight,I would definitely cry.
Basically,Shigechi
You are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent.
Therefore a craftsman.
*Dead queen*
That's in fact what I do say then.
I took a shower before I could speak
So that I could kill children... peacefully.
I love how Kira sounds so cool, even when saying "If we were to fight, I'd definitely cry" xD
Acdc reference
sad shiegechi tries to listen kira but cant even understand
true statements:
"I am alone..."
"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed."
I usually sleep until I stop."
"I am stressed out."
"I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet""
"Dead Queen!" "That's in fact what I do say then."
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors. The hero lies awake at night" actually sounds menacing as hell.
It's as if he's saying "Don't pick me as your enemy, even the hero lies awake at night, scared of me"
baby smell
Baby smell
FOLLOWED BY FUCKING "BABY SMELL"
“Although… If I were to fight, I would definitely cry.”
That had me laughing hard 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂lol
Same😂
For me it's deginitely 0:49 "Why is your HOUSE still hairy" dude doesn't even know it's yukako's fault
and relatable.
*Eisidisi in a nutshell*
« I work at turtle friends, and you can’t come »
Bro Im jealous now.
Good LOL
no polnareff 4 u
@@litterbox019 :(
But we can vibrate babies at 8AM, yes?
"dead queen" hits different after 8th of September, 2022
“i swear you to i had nothing to do with this”
Holy Mary…
Lol
Holy shit
Damn
*_B a b y s m e l l ._*
This is more terrifying than his real speech, imagine if you caught a dude with a severed hand and then he just started saying this
Mom: We have Kira Yoshikage at home
Kira Yoshikage at home:
Me: I like the home version better
Same
Classified*
Me to
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Same
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Classified**
when he said "Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." that was so intimidating
That's something that I would say tbh
@@BurntSushi. Or Esidisi
Plot twist:It's because the enemy is absolutely going to get cooked by him.
1:15 "i know im happy, but what do you believe?" actually kinda sounds like kira for some strange reason.
RIGHT
It Seemed like a line an MGR villain would spout
@@jasontodd3681 monsoon
@@no.yes.417 M E M E S
@@AuroramOscurita the dna of the soul
Shigechi's confused reaction is the best part lmao
I'd be all "WTF" too if I had to face such a terrifying 5 year old
This is actually the most flawless botched translation imaginable. “I usually sleep until I stop” made me cry
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman” fucking killed me the first time I heard it
me too
props to the guy who kept a straight voice while saying all this
True
I bet he had to do like at least 10 takes
@@BluePlant “Baby smell”
1:51 bro he laughed at this part
@@LuciferLmao487thats the other guy
This man injects milk juice and goes to bed 20 minutes before bed time?
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MAN! HE'S TOO POWERFUL!
His stand is already dead, how can you kill it?
And also he occasionally smokes without smoking
Special milk 😏
He has a peacemaker
he vibrates babies at 8 am, yes
He sounds so concerned about your house being hairy
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come" 💀💀💀💀💀💀 that sounds like an insult.
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman.” is as equally ominous and cryptic as it is poetic
Perhaps it's some kind of foreshadowing about a craftsman who will invent some kind of technology to harvest the sun itself, bringing it closer to it's end sooner than expected.
@@Duda286 or maybe Kira just really hates craftsmen
@@rigel8806 seems very plausible
“I go to bed at least 20 minutes before it is bed time.” Is the most threatening line I have EVER heard
He has 11 days left just please dont tell on him
His also 5
@@carnivorousbeast4300 whta
And he works at Turtle friends, but you can't come
Still like 29% more coherent than anything James Joyce wrote.
Who's James joyce?
@@AdamDj-ic3kr Avante-Garde writer from the late 19th and early 20th century. His most well-known work is Ulysses, which is infamously unapproachable because of its stream of consciousness style and relative lack of plot.
Basically he’s the kind of writer that Lit students hate because he’s simultaneously influential and difficult to comprehend.
He really has an obsession with babies.
"If I were to fight, I would definitely cry."
Yo, ACDC!
Bros got jojo reference in google translate.
Shoutout to my man D and G from part 6.
@@deanfernandes7604 I'd cry too if my partner's ribs teared into my arm.
@@ShadowHawk24Real also poor Gucci for being in tremendous amount of pain while Pucci was vibing
Acdc users vs Esidisi users
"I'll go to bed when I go to bed" no no he's got a point.
"i sleep until i stop"
In the morning the baby will cry again
"I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke"
@@ozzienemo air
20 minutes before it's bedtime
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors." honestly sounds like something Kira would say
That's so funny. Because he says something logic, then explains that it's the restless heroes the ones that sleep late (also something Kira could say) and then 1:09
**B A B Y S M Ē L L**
“I took a shower before I could speak so that I could kill children peacefully” sounds like a very Yoshikage Kira line as well if Kira was not explicitly into children and only to women’s hands.
😩
@@bingusbongus3109 Son
0:11 You and me both, Shigechi. I have the title and thumbnail for added context, and I still don't know what's going on.
"Why is your house still hairy" took me tf out💀
1:45 dude literally summoned elizabeth 💀
"thats in fact what i do say then" now i understand why is he 5 years old.
@@dogenombres9614so True lol
"I'm 5 years old"
Lmaooo that got me
Google is the smartest traslator in history🤯
(obiusly is so dumb that is funny)
I love Shrek so much.
Most average 5 year old. He is very interested in taxes
"In the morning babies will cry again, I am Stressed out, WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY"
Such an inspirational line, im breaking in tears
That what Kira would say, if shegechi was his son
Definitely methamphetamine
So he's a dad, who doesn't smoke, but occasionally smokes, and works at Turtle Friends, where you are not allowed
Yer a wizard, Harry. No, I'm a hairy house.
@@averagegenzguy2751 He is also a grand total of 5 years old
Shigechi's not even afraid of Kira, more worried this man's having a stroke
never heard a more menacing and cofident"If I were to fight, I'd definitely cry."
1:45 that didn't age well 💀
The queen didnt too
@@Tenebris2003 Bro she already dead-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
BRO WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
September 8, 2022 💀💀💀💀💀
I AM DEAD 💀
“The hero lies awake at night, Baby smell.”
Such and inspirational quote, my favorite!
“I am 5 years old” and “but we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?” Get me every time
This makes so much sense, while also making absolute no sense
"Basically Shigechi, you are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent."
*Excited Kars noises.*
"Therefore a craftsman."
*Confused Kars noises*
1:03 I love how it like an actual speech here and the just"baby smell"
Kira pedoph(REDACTED) confirmed.
Lol
“ i’ll go to bed as soon as I go to bed.”
No, no, he’s got a point.
Shigechi is his little brother in this universe amd he doesnt want him to tell mom.
I actually ran the „my name is yoshikage Kira“ copy pasta through google translate about I’d say 20 times, what I ended up with was „My name is Kira I’m old I’m old.“
i ran the whole thing through a few times and i got this
I voted for this filth of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 33. Mahaguala Roztashovaniev is in Songhua Sea, nakakshe Villa Nile,. Jade and I reduced Радима Kao and also played Robina in a simple shortlist and Step 8, similar to Dan. I'm just, Ali ponekad-this is speednisa. 11. I was surprised at the first step of neurotoxicity. Twenty hvilinsky violet bottles of warm milk Uh, my brain has no problem sleeping. Vransi, exhausted, I ran to I,.Champion strikes the lion to make the goiter unclean. 。 I want to live peacefully Ман I plan to fight against wigarashem, the theme of the San Francisco Zoo. Three (European compatibility) supports simplicity. I know sho мубориза Mi раббари, if mi fights, Mi Nicoli is the application.
@@jobinhigashikata2368 Google Translate got high and miraculously became bilingual
“I do not smoke but I occasionally smoke”
I rolled all the way to my father with that one 💀
In the morning the babies will cry again. I am stressed out.
Mom: Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime
Me: I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed
Sorry, but I don't go to sleep after bed time, only 20 minutes before it
But if I were to fight, I'd definitely cry
I have 11 days left, just please... Don't tell on me
How considerate of Kira to take a shower before he speaks so that the children he kills die peacefully without any foul smell.
WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY?!
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 That damn Yukako girl.....
8:00 am it’s baby vibrating time
😳
Vibratius, he vibrated them until he called saul and became heisenmorbius.
@@crqf2010ruler i was crying when shistavo died
These are the lines I can't get out of my head: "we can vibrate babies at 3am, yes?" "Why is your house still hairy" "baby smell" "although if I were to fight I would definitely cry" "basically shegechi your a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman" "Dead Queen, that's in fact what I do say then"
"in the morning the babies will cry again"
©Classified
"I have a Peacemaker" is probably the most scary line of them all.
“I like to have fun and quiet.”
“Also I have a gun”
Actually that weapon represents Kira perfectly. Made for killing and peace and the same time
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 LGM-118?
if you like and sub, ill invite you to turtle friends. just once
Done
comrade i want to be at turtle friends!
ME PLS
ME
Now that's a deal I can't miss
Done
0:06 top 5 unanswered questions
POV: you trying to learn Kira Yoshikage lyrics
Poor child was so lost, he became terrified
"Why is your HOUSE still hairy?" 'After injecting some milk juice" "I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke. I have 11 days left just please.. don't tell on me" i died from those 3 💀
"but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM,yes?" got me
This is more terrifying than the original 💀
“WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY” 😭
I mean yukako's house was hairy soooo.
Shigechi: "HOW IN THE FUCK?"
"But we can vibrate baby's at 8 AM, yes?" kira wtf😭🤚
Shigechi has the same reaction as the audience
This made me laugh so hard. My sister recently got caught up on JoJo's and I'm 100% sending this to her!
Ain't no way she didn't break up laughing 💀
@@ohhellwhereami2574 breakdown breakdown
Chad sister
Lyrics:
My name is classified.
I am 5 years old.
My home is North East of Mary, but
where is the whole city?
I am alone... (huuh?)
I work at turtle friends
and you can't come.
But we can vibrate at
8 AM, yes? (euh-eh-uoueh...)
I do not smoke.
But I occasionally smoke.
I have 11 days left just please...
don't tell on me.
I'll go to bed as soon as I
go to bed. (heueeuh-)
After injecting some milk juice
and going to bed at least
20 minutes before it's bed time...
I usually sleep until I stop. (auhhhahau!)
In the morning, the babies will
cry again
I am stressed out.
Why is your HOUSE still hairy?
(Ah-awuahah-how do you do? I-I-I mean...)
I try to explain that I love to
have fun and quiet
I have a Peacemaker.
Be careful not to confuse your
competitors
The hero lies awake at night
Baby smell.
So what does the company
think
I know I'm happy, but what
do you believe?
Although... If I were to fight,
I would definitely cry. (eheuheh-UH-hueuh)
(UhN) Basically, Shigechi
You are a disease that effects
the sun in a great extent.
Therefore a craftsman.
(eHUUHehueehuh) *Dead Queen!*
That's in fact what I do
say then. (ehhhhHAHAHAH-)
I took a shower before I
could speak
So that I could kill children...
peacefully. (OHH~)
I am in a motha fuckin
stupid little stinky box
I'm in a motha fuckin
stupid little stinky box (aduuuna eena-)
a reeda i wanta
yuh stand a little bit
closer (utulunenunena-yaah)
(enune) know 'bout me (aaaayaa)
My time was wasted but it was for a purpose 💀
😂 I love the way you transcribed those weird shigechi noises
Best and most useful comment
"Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." So deep so relatable
😂
ACDC vs Joshep be like:
"I work at turtle friends" its so fucking ironic because josuke is afraid as shit of turtles
"The hero lies awake at night... baby smell." - Yoshikage Kira
I love how near the end shigechi's voice actor was just laughing at the background
"In the morning the babies will cry again, i am stressed out. Why is your house so hairy?" That was so inspirational Kira thank you
0:36 dude goes to bed before bed time every day, and sleeps until he stops. That's somehow the part that makes the most sense
This actually gives shigechi a good reason for his reactions
"I'll go to bed as soon as i go to bed." Beautiful words, my man
"Basically Shigechi. You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent"
-yashokigu kare
Therefore, a craftsman
1:51 shigechi got me dead💀💀
Got him dead, too.
can't wait to see your future stuff, this is fantastic
thank you man I really appreciate that
@@purquos bro pease say u havd more i need thm to live
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors"
mission failed
"Dead Queen" bro is gonna anger the british people💀
"i will go to bed as soon i go to bed"
-wise quotes from master kira
"Although, if had to fight, i would cry"
Evil Kira Yoshikage be like
Evil? That is, the real one is kind?
dayum i didn't know that classified is 5 years old
When the gas station crackhead comes over to talk to you
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"💀