What I love about this "What if the Villain survived" type of story, is that they stay in character, and do not break their own rules or become memelords. I suppose it would be nice to observe more explosions scenes, but it might have been tricky to select some that doesn't ruin the flow of the scenes. I would love to see more! :D
This is a very interesting concept. What if all the villains were in character and are in different parts? This is so accurate to how things would have gone down. Great Job
@@U.S.G His WS became See-Moon, His See-Moon became Made in Heaven, I don't think he have those stand discs anymore since he achieved heaven and it evolved his stand ability
We have the history of art books instead. If I remember it has the Mona Lisa. Just check in ill 4 in section 2 that’s where you’ll see the art section.
King Crimson tears through Gold Experience and Sticky Fingers. Armour On Silver Chariot nearly defeats Diavolo and Diavolo only survives because he was out of range. Star Platinum is a little faster than Armour On Silver Chariot and Crazy Diamond is about as fast as Star Platinum. By this logic, Sticky Fingers would get absolutely smoked by Crazy Diamond. Meanwhile, Killer Queen is able to fight Crazy Diamond in close quarters for a few seconds before losing instead of being destroyed in other terms CD=SP=SC>>>KC>>>SF CD>>KQ Killer Queen is not strong compared to stands like Crazy Diamond and Star Platinum, but it's still nowhere near a weak stand.
@@timetraveler_from_2012 I mean this is where strategy comes into play. Killer Queen is essentially S-tier for killing discretely if you know the target. Use Sheer Heart Attack (this beat Jotaro and Koichi even knowing it was an explosive stand and they'd be dead if they didn't have plot armor) or just find their home and trap their doorhandle and KABOOM (even King Crimson or The World is only so affective if you don't even have your guard up, which you can't do 24/7, so one second you're fine, the next second your arm is blowing up towards you. Best case? Summon your stand to stop time or skip time and you've still lost an arm). Sure, in melees it gets outclassed, but it's so versatile and deadly in it's pre-emptive strikes.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
My shit is Yoshitage shit. I'm 33 years shit. My shit is in the northeast section of shit, where all the shitsare, and I am not shit. I work as a shit for the shit shit department shits, and I get shit every day by shit at the latest. I don't shit, but I occasionally shit. I'm in shit by 11 shit, and make sure I get eight hours of shit, no matter what. After having a glass of warm shit and doing about twenty minutes of shitting before going to bed, I usually have no problems shitting until morning. Just like a shit, I shit without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last shit. I'm trying to explain that I'm a shit who wishes to live a very shit life. I take care not to shit myself with any shit, like shitting and shitting, that would cause me to lose shit at night. That is how I deal with shit, and I know that is what brings me shit. Although, if I were to shit I wouldn't shit to anyone.
Since Abbachia, Mista, and Narancia are still good people on the inside despite being gangsters, they probably called an 「Ambulance」 for Kira before they left 🙂
The routine for a MorcaH video: JoJo character arrives in Italy. Character gets scammed by Giorno. Giorno dies in some way. Character encounters Bucharrati. Bucharrati died by the character. Character encounters Buccharatis gang. Character meets Diavolo. Chaos ensues.
This is really well animated and wrote! The one thing I found strange was that Bruno didn't find a way to deflect or block Killer Queen's attack, and if they had gotten into an actual fight scene that would have been cool. Overall, really good video!
I'm sorry, but there's no way that Sticky Fingers would be able to edge out Killer Queen in a fight. Even though Bruno is a really smart fighter and that his Stand has a speed advantage over Kira's, all Yoshikage has to do is lay a single finger on Bruno and the battle's over. However, if Bruno were to face Kira with knowledge of his ability, then i could see him putting up a fight, doing the same thing as Josuke did: facing Killer Queen without touching it's hand and utilizing his zippers to make an strategy. But even then, Sticky Fingers would have dificulties, due to the fact that Kira himself also being preety smart and his Stand being super powerful on close combat.
I found about this channel not long ago and your content is so good. This is pretty much the Jojo equivalent of Lonely's Archives and I love it! You just got yourself a new sub!
he's quite the handy man you could say those abilities come in handy he can be, how you say, quite the handful he's quite mean, he only makes back-handed compliments
What can this DIO do? Even if you can stop time If Star Platinum can move Can't keep saying "Muda Muda Muda!" Jotaro might be able to stop time with his stand And if that happens I DIO will die!! "How many breads have you eaten in your life?" Before even saying that Jotaro has already stopped time! The World and Star Platinum ORA ORA and MUDA MUDA I threw the road roller Immortality... STANDO POWAA!
Ima no DIO niwa naniga dekiruno Toki wo tometemo Suta-purachina ga ugokeru nara Muda muda muda bakari itte ran-naiyona Joutarou nara Konomama ikeba sutando de toki tomerareruno kana Sono koroni wa kitto Kono DIO wa shinudarou Omae wa imamadekutta Pan no maisuuwo oboeteirunoka? Sonna serifu iumaeni Joutarou ga tokiwo tometerunda Zawaarudo to sutaapurachina Ora ora to Muda muda Todome wo sasutameni nageta roodorooraa Furou fushi Sutando pawaaaa
Kira told Shigechi that the hand was a Halloween prop and lived a quiet life.
That Trouble Maker would ask about the Smell
Then I have no choice to Eliminate this Pesky Trouble maker
@@yoshikagekiraLivesAQuietLife LMAO
@@yoshikagekiraLivesAQuietLife just say you scented it
That Trouble Maker saw my Beloved
No Witnesses
I have no choice except to get rid of this trouble maker
To sleep well tonight
I, Kira Yoshikage, need a hand.
Za handoo!
Trading | Grim Reaper KCR | Vexus KC | Jester KC | Cream Nog | Decent Adds
@@DrCoomer150
@@Dodomations Za handoo Za warudo
@@DrCoomer150 bro literally hired bots for finding his trader 💀💀
The guy just did a real spin off of part 5 pretty much perfect.
yeah, kill protagonist and make it Kiras Bizzare Adventure
@@truelich1231 yeas please, yeas please, yeas please
@@mysticalflake7760 Jotaro and Koichi: N O
@@thefelipokemasterepic7600 *yeas*
Too bad kira didn't survive long enough to meet Monalisa in season 6
He actually didn't die just knocked unconscious
@@Yoru-cake dude his head got fucking run over what
@@Yoru-cake yeah with his head spun 360 degrees
He’s just permanently unconscious
He is just sleeping internally
What I love about this "What if the Villain survived" type of story, is that they stay in character,
and do not break their own rules or become memelords.
I suppose it would be nice to observe more explosions scenes, but it might have been tricky to select some that doesn't ruin the flow of the scenes.
I would love to see more! :D
This is a very interesting concept. What if all the villains were in character and are in different parts? This is so accurate to how things would have gone down. Great Job
Yeah Kira wouldn't use his bombs when Giorno was in the taxi because there were probably people.
"50 people litteraly went missing in just one night"
Yeah, that's some serious accuracy shit if you ask me
Killer Queen Leaves No Witnesses
@@Yoru-cake he blew Schigechi up in the middle of a school hallway
@@Yoru-cake Kira probably just got caught off guard, like how giorno persuaded koichi to leave first and he'll get his bags for him
Take a shot every time Kira says "I, Kira Yoshikage"
*Liver failure has entered the chat*
@@7up.m0chademoman tf2 has entered the chat
Kono kira Yoshikage Yume ga aru
Kor ga Bites the dast
@@its_khaled065 da
@@its_khaled065 Korega bites the dust da..
Watashi no nawa Giorno Giovanna
FIGHTING BOMB!
mista really said " we can just pour water on him to remove our footprints " while the three were wearing shoes
Imagine how helpless Pucci would be if FF was still alive at the time of the final fight
Infinite regeneration since they are on an ocean
@@abandonedchann3l yessir
@@abandonedchann3l uhh no? He would do like he did in canon and put that stand disc where her body heat increases the more water she absorbs
@@U.S.G His WS became See-Moon, His See-Moon became Made in Heaven, I don't think he have those stand discs anymore since he achieved heaven and it evolved his stand ability
@@abandonedchann3l Yessir
I thought he'd go "Killer Queen has already touched that luggage"
Kira: "What a beautiful day in Italy."
Some femboy in a fishnet shirt: *breathes*
Kira: "KILLER QUEEN: REQUIEMU!"
Kira: Wait... WHERE'S MONA LISA?!
We have the history of art books instead. If I remember it has the Mona Lisa. Just check in ill 4 in section 2 that’s where you’ll see the art section.
He'll probably travel back in time to meet the Mona Lisa
I think killer queen bite the dust was a requiem stand before requiem was a thing.
Aint no way Kira managed to get the upper hand against Bruno so easily.
He turned bruno's fist into a bomb after Bruno tried blocking his attacks
Agreed, then again, if you don't know Killer Queen's ability, it's easy to lower your guard into close combat.
King Crimson tears through Gold Experience and Sticky Fingers. Armour On Silver Chariot nearly defeats Diavolo and Diavolo only survives because he was out of range. Star Platinum is a little faster than Armour On Silver Chariot and Crazy Diamond is about as fast as Star Platinum. By this logic, Sticky Fingers would get absolutely smoked by Crazy Diamond. Meanwhile, Killer Queen is able to fight Crazy Diamond in close quarters for a few seconds before losing instead of being destroyed
in other terms
CD=SP=SC>>>KC>>>SF
CD>>KQ
Killer Queen is not strong compared to stands like Crazy Diamond and Star Platinum, but it's still nowhere near a weak stand.
@@timetraveler_from_2012 I mean this is where strategy comes into play. Killer Queen is essentially S-tier for killing discretely if you know the target. Use Sheer Heart Attack (this beat Jotaro and Koichi even knowing it was an explosive stand and they'd be dead if they didn't have plot armor) or just find their home and trap their doorhandle and KABOOM (even King Crimson or The World is only so affective if you don't even have your guard up, which you can't do 24/7, so one second you're fine, the next second your arm is blowing up towards you. Best case? Summon your stand to stop time or skip time and you've still lost an arm). Sure, in melees it gets outclassed, but it's so versatile and deadly in it's pre-emptive strikes.
@@justsomeguywithagoatee8337 I'm saying even in a melee it outclasses sticky fingers
Kira: *trips
Random lady: are you alright sir?
kira: no, i’ve twisted my ankle. Could you lend me a HAND
Imagine okuyasu lending him za hando
cant believe you managed to edit his voice so well to make him actually say the subtitles in japanese!
i think you dont understand japanese because most of the lines arent synced with the subtiitles
Kira got the fitting punishment in the end! 🤣 this was genius!
Well they didn't suspect him and probably after recovering in Hospital he went back to Japan
I, Kira Yoshikage, can confirm this is true
Looking back, Part 4 has the best character design (Aesthetically). I'm not gay, but Kira is handsome ngl.
I love how he says I, Kira Yoshikage in almost every sentence.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
My shit is Yoshitage shit. I'm 33 years shit. My shit is in the northeast section of shit, where all the shitsare, and I am not shit. I work as a shit for the shit shit department shits, and I get shit every day by shit at the latest. I don't shit, but I occasionally shit. I'm in shit by 11 shit, and make sure I get eight hours of shit, no matter what. After having a glass of warm shit and doing about twenty minutes of shitting before going to bed, I usually have no problems shitting until morning. Just like a shit, I shit without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last shit. I'm trying to explain that I'm a shit who wishes to live a very shit life. I take care not to shit myself with any shit, like shitting and shitting, that would cause me to lose shit at night. That is how I deal with shit, and I know that is what brings me shit. Although, if I were to shit I wouldn't shit to anyone.
Lol
Aughhhhhhh
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Good job on the doctors appointment Kira. What’s your diet.
0:41 quality Kira right there
This is a very realistic plot and it was quite interesting to watch!! Thank you
Please do Jolyne saying 'So, it is the same type of stand as stone free"
This must be new series kira visiting other places its well made too made me crack
This is a absolute masterpiece like it’s not a joke it’s so good.
honestly him visiting italy because da vinci got inspiration there for drawing the mona lisa makes a lot of sense
kira yoshikage already touched you.
That sounded SO wrong 😭😭😭
I actually kind of forgot that this is what started all of this
I see why Araki likes Kira so much
THIS DUDE JUST ANIMATED DEAD MANS QUESTIONS
Since Abbachia, Mista, and Narancia are still good people on the inside despite being gangsters, they probably called an 「Ambulance」 for Kira before they left 🙂
inaccurate: Kira would never leave Morioh until it was a ghost town
Well I mean technically…
BRO THE EDITING IS CRAZY > YOU DOING GODS WORK
Editing is Unbreakable
The routine for a MorcaH video:
JoJo character arrives in Italy.
Character gets scammed by Giorno.
Giorno dies in some way.
Character encounters Bucharrati.
Bucharrati died by the character.
Character encounters Buccharatis gang.
Character meets Diavolo.
Chaos ensues.
I am kira yoshikage and ı have a dream
A nice,chill life and
Hand
i wonder what compelled him to go back to italy after getting beat up by bucciarati’s gang the last time he was there
Time traveler: sneezes. the timeline:
This is really well animated and wrote! The one thing I found strange was that Bruno didn't find a way to deflect or block Killer Queen's attack, and if they had gotten into an actual fight scene that would have been cool. Overall, really good video!
Bruno's dead if he blocks the attack, Kira would still be able to touch Bruno and turn him into a bomb
I'm sorry, but there's no way that Sticky Fingers would be able to edge out Killer Queen in a fight. Even though Bruno is a really smart fighter and that his Stand has a speed advantage over Kira's, all Yoshikage has to do is lay a single finger on Bruno and the battle's over.
However, if Bruno were to face Kira with knowledge of his ability, then i could see him putting up a fight, doing the same thing as Josuke did: facing Killer Queen without touching it's hand and utilizing his zippers to make an strategy. But even then, Sticky Fingers would have dificulties, due to the fact that Kira himself also being preety smart and his Stand being super powerful on close combat.
@@Wattson19 Sticky fingers edges killer queen 💀also I completely forgot I posted this, but you're probably right.
I found about this channel not long ago and your content is so good. This is pretty much the Jojo equivalent of Lonely's Archives and I love it! You just got yourself a new sub!
Awesome video! Kira is so in-character in this.
It's a shame Giorno and Bucciarati died though.
5:08 was so unexpected for some reason
Kira: "Kore ga requiem da."
Killer queen having third ability and requiem ability? That way too much
More like kore ga za hando da
I thought that Giorno was the smartest JoJo, but he died to a steering wheel bomb. A Steer-Bomb
Kira in a nutshell: I’ve tasted a lot of hands in my life. I should taste more just in case
Alteranate Title: What if Jotaro sent Kira to Italy.
he's quite the handy man
you could say those abilities come in handy
he can be, how you say, quite the handful
he's quite mean, he only makes back-handed compliments
Alternate Title: Kira Yoshikage becomes homophobic in Italy
I kira yoshikage have a hand
I,Kira Yoshikage,Love Za Hando
Nahh, what he needs is Za Hando!
I mean... maybe I, Kira Yoshikage, survived.. I couldn`t just f
die like that!
5 seconds pass
Kira: "kono Kira Yoshikage...."
2:54 nah bro is cooked🗿
Idk what Kira is doing here, ZA HANDO is back in Morioh.
Kira, a serial killer, calling a city "unlawful" is quite humorous.
What can this DIO do?
Even if you can stop time
If Star Platinum can move
Can't keep saying "Muda Muda Muda!"
Jotaro might be able to stop time with his stand
And if that happens
I DIO will die!!
"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
Before even saying that
Jotaro has already stopped time!
The World and Star Platinum
ORA ORA and MUDA MUDA
I threw the road roller
Immortality...
STANDO POWAA!
This sounds like a song lol like the clip with chibi Dio, not menacing just dancing
"ichi JoJo Chan.. ni JoJo Chan..."
@@musicisthefoodofthesoul It is a song... its a parody of the song "hakijutsu" by king gnu performed by "sharin joestar" a dio voice impersonator
Ima no DIO niwa naniga dekiruno
Toki wo tometemo
Suta-purachina ga ugokeru nara
Muda muda muda bakari itte ran-naiyona
Joutarou nara
Konomama ikeba sutando de toki tomerareruno
kana
Sono koroni wa kitto
Kono DIO wa shinudarou
Omae wa imamadekutta Pan no maisuuwo
oboeteirunoka?
Sonna serifu iumaeni
Joutarou ga tokiwo tometerunda
Zawaarudo to sutaapurachina
Ora ora to Muda muda
Todome wo sasutameni nageta roodorooraa
Furou fushi
Sutando pawaaaa
@@Momba__. I didn't knoww thank u gonna listen to it
Kira should have just had Killer Queen touch his suitcase in case of such a thing happening like Giorno scamming him.
i kira yoshikage enjoy this creator a lot
Disappointed that he didn't use sheer heart attack, none of them had any way to stop it.
NOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT KIRAS GONNA WINNN like kira is kinda a menace and a coward but hes like a good shaped villain
0:45
Killer Queen has already touched the car door...
👍🏻🚗💥
Dude this is incredible
I suppose this would happen if Kira won against Jojo's team in SS4 ( this means he got rid of all of them in Moricco). 😲
Morioh and he would be in his Kosaku personality/lifestyle
SUPER SAIYAN 4 KIRA?!?!?! SHEEEEEESH
No matter what universe, Kira will never have luck on his side.
kira is going to catch em all and complete the handdex so pro
Kira Yoshikage be having a disaster in Italy
His sheer heart attack move reminds me of random bullshit go
Not having sheer heart attack just follow giornio was just a missed opportunity
I, Yoshikage Kira, have a kink.
4:29 Holy shit, Giorno fits the description kinda XD
Perfect video, hands are perfect ,everything is perfect
nurse:Need a hand?
yoshikage kira:😮😏😏😏
It's all fun and games until Kira yoshikage touches A blonde Donuted hair guy
Korega, requiem da
Kira yoshikage
yoshikage Kira my wonderful father ❤️
What a sunny, relaxed and wholesome adventure
2:47 I love the screaming of Giorno when he blows up
Ngl I would watch a whole spin-off series focused on Kira
Kira:so it’s the same type as stand as killer queen ZA HANDO BITES ZA DUST
bro ended part 5 before the actiona even started 💀
what a Kira!
hes finally leave Morioh for a real handson!
when you beat the game and replay as one of the boss characters
imagine narachia says something like "wasnt his name kira yoshikage?" and then it activates bite za dusto
Why do I think that this is probably Kira would do if he still alive
We need a part 2
......afterwards, Diavolo continues to reign.
i dont think kira just collects hands like pokemon cards LOL
I Kira yoshagake , have dream, woman hands
5:10 epic moment
🤨
🤨 wdym
Atleast Kira still have a chance to be alive. Because he just got beaten up thats doesn't mean his murder record is leaked.
superb edit of kira 5:02 it was funny lol XD
이 키라요시카게에겐, 「손」이 필요하다.
Diavolo: how many times must I die
Dio:how many breads have you eaten in your lofe
Kira: Sir, I don't care if you just here on Official business, I want the hands.
Business dude: alright, run the ones
Kira: you misunderstand
I,kira yoshikage, need to find a love
0:56
but there is something he doesnt know...
killer queen as already touched that door.
He looks like a nice person who totally wouldn't kill me and take my hands yay 😁
Such a beautiful duwang
I honestly expected a Loud boom after giorno stole his bags
Hmmm a fine cuisine 👌
I, MorcaH, need a proper compliment