My Dad Guesses JoJo Stands

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @blinky5247
    @blinky5247  5 лет назад +6447

    UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! ruclips.net/video/BJjyAIr1McA/видео.html
    Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.

    • @toadstoolterrarialord
      @toadstoolterrarialord 5 лет назад +374

      joseph best jojo

    • @aquafina6701
      @aquafina6701 5 лет назад +51

      Isn’t it 2:40?

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247  5 лет назад +91

      @@aquafina6701 Oh yeah you're right. I'm dumb I'll go fix it

    • @seedlesswatermelon417
      @seedlesswatermelon417 5 лет назад +80

      Trash taste, Part 7 best part but Johnny is not best JoJo

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247  5 лет назад +134

      @@seedlesswatermelon417 That's, like, your opinion, man.
      (Also if Johnny isn't best JoJo then who do you think it is?)

  • @taren1d
    @taren1d 4 года назад +14284

    “hes got a bunch of knuckles and hes upset” thats basically it

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 года назад +510

      _He's upset his gloves match his jacket_

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 4 года назад +355

      He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

    • @wooshmeifugay8719
      @wooshmeifugay8719 4 года назад +48

      Blessed icon

    • @tinytim0-014
      @tinytim0-014 4 года назад +15

      I read this right when he was saying it

    • @amongus2260
      @amongus2260 4 года назад +56

      *oRa OrA oRa OrA oRa*

  • @coolobruh
    @coolobruh 5 лет назад +10181

    “He’s some kind of zippers guy..”
    English dub writers: “write that down! Write that down!”

    • @unlucky_2nd897
      @unlucky_2nd897 5 лет назад +971

      *Z I P P E R M A N*

    • @nayardrox4782
      @nayardrox4782 4 года назад +526

      *Z I P P E R B O I*

    • @cheemsburgar9709
      @cheemsburgar9709 4 года назад +237

      ZIPA MAN

    • @trebull2284
      @trebull2284 4 года назад +72

      They had to change the original name for copyright though didn't they

    • @2ndplayerboi
      @2ndplayerboi 4 года назад +155

      To be honest Zipper man was more related to the stand than Sticky fingers

  • @pgj1997
    @pgj1997 5 лет назад +2290

    4:46 「C O C K A D O O D L E G O L D」

  • @wlockuz4467
    @wlockuz4467 2 года назад +713

    I have been a JoJo fan for years, but today I understood how well the name "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure" fits for someone who doesn't watch it.

    • @reddragun0813
      @reddragun0813 2 года назад +16

      *Bizarre

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 2 месяца назад +6

      It's odd how when you watch it from start to finish it makes sense.. but when you see it out of context

  • @ironicallyscreaming
    @ironicallyscreaming 5 лет назад +2271

    i headcanon that Joseph called Hermit Purple "Thornfist" before Avdol gave it a proper name

    • @Frostedlyre
      @Frostedlyre 5 лет назад +60

      same

    • @sadinky7169
      @sadinky7169 4 года назад +7

      I mean he is pretty stupid let's be honest

    • @feliperecalde6763
      @feliperecalde6763 4 года назад +36

      @@sadinky7169 Nah, Joseph is súper clever.

    • @h3nder
      @h3nder 4 года назад +88

      He called it Guns and Roses but then Avdol told him its the wrong part.

    • @vernonllave9118
      @vernonllave9118 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god! In old Joseph voice .

  • @coolguysam11200
    @coolguysam11200 4 года назад +2501

    “So it’s like a patronus.”
    You’re a wizard, JoJo.

    • @piwi3757
      @piwi3757 4 года назад +10

      splatt lol

    • @AggroFrost
      @AggroFrost 4 года назад +18

      My 2 favorite saga and anime lmfao

    • @MLGProMaster-tu9tz
      @MLGProMaster-tu9tz 4 года назад +5

      @@Andrew42520 FOR REAL THO!

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +9

      Joseph Joestar is dead!
      Your next line is: EEEHHEHEEEH
      EEEHHEHEEEH... NANI

    • @danielstylo
      @danielstylo 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @tennaaaa
    @tennaaaa 5 лет назад +3127

    A stand is basically an imaginary friend that can beat people up :p

  • @anneprocter
    @anneprocter 2 года назад +412

    This guy honestly chooses some sick stand names, Velvet Underground and Lady Marmalade are both oddly badass choices for their designs

    • @Macamuuri
      @Macamuuri 4 месяца назад +5

      Lady Marmalade is a song as well.

    • @adrienlastname4663
      @adrienlastname4663 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Macamuuri And the Velvet Underground is a band

    • @OR56
      @OR56 2 месяца назад +3

      So is Dark Side of the Moon

    • @emirlerdtm6774
      @emirlerdtm6774 2 месяца назад +3

      Holy shit thoose names could be actual Stand names.

    • @gravey_official
      @gravey_official 2 месяца назад +1

      @@adrienlastname4663 yeha no shit, she told him that theyre all named after songs and bands so he says songs and bands he knows

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 4 года назад +2142

    Original: Magicians Red
    Localised Name: *_COCKADOODLE GOLD_*

    • @carnivorze1052
      @carnivorze1052 4 года назад +18

      Magician Red is an original name create by Araki. No probleme with copyright and localized name.

    • @bynosaurus4024
      @bynosaurus4024 4 года назад +67

      Carnivorze did you really have to be technical about a joke

    • @mrelderscrolls7087
      @mrelderscrolls7087 4 года назад +12

      Carnivorze issa joke

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 4 года назад +40

      @@carnivorze1052 you've done *filthy acts at a reasonable price*

    • @tetsuothetank5609
      @tetsuothetank5609 4 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

  • @schrodingersdog5512
    @schrodingersdog5512 4 года назад +3084

    You can tell he doesn't understand it but he's just happy to he able to bond with his daughter over something she enjoys.

    • @stlae
      @stlae 4 года назад +81

      AWWWWWWWWW

    • @broskiproductions0627
      @broskiproductions0627 4 года назад +180

      You should bond more with your daughter Jotaro lol

    • @bradsullivan9410
      @bradsullivan9410 4 года назад +9

      @@broskiproductions0627 😂

    • @aabefault9731
      @aabefault9731 3 года назад +7

      That would be cool if my dad did that

    • @fweezie9659
      @fweezie9659 3 года назад +19

      My mom and stepdad hate anime and would disown me if they knew I watched it so...yeah...

  • @padda2396
    @padda2396 5 лет назад +3410

    "this is a wierd game you play"
    "i-its an anime"
    "i guess..."

  • @JakeMoment_
    @JakeMoment_ 3 года назад +159

    “It’s too scary to be called lavender.” - Dad, on the topic of Cream

  • @machina5
    @machina5 5 лет назад +2922

    Stand Name: [Velvet Underground]
    Makes the user dance in a way that automatically dodges incoming attacks.
    If this isn't in Part 9, we riot

    • @kyso829
      @kyso829 5 лет назад +99

      A power that can rival ultra instinct

    • @thedarkwolf4663
      @thedarkwolf4663 5 лет назад +46

      if my man 20th century boy doesnt return in part 8 or 9, im finding the man who calls himself araki and you know the rest

    • @SecurityGG
      @SecurityGG 5 лет назад +20

      If theirs not a part 9 we riot you mean

    • @RandomHobo
      @RandomHobo 5 лет назад +13

      Tbh I'm surprised thst hasn't been used yet, considering alot of stand names have been based off of band names, or are indpired by them, such as King Crimson

    • @maindepth8830
      @maindepth8830 5 лет назад +4

      @@kyso829 lol

  • @mikulye
    @mikulye 3 года назад +3620

    *No one can just deflect Robo Lizards Emerald Splash!*

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 года назад +216

      IMPOSSIBLE NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE ROBO LIZARD LASER SHOT!

    • @jyawshter
      @jyawshter 3 года назад +6

      lmao

    • @romper1818
      @romper1818 3 года назад +37

      Only the yellow Scorpion Can deflect them

    • @noahhhdc6787
      @noahhhdc6787 3 года назад +3

      EMERALD DASH

    • @jjv14
      @jjv14 3 года назад +6

      its called shiny melon

  • @grzegorzprzewozniak5092
    @grzegorzprzewozniak5092 5 лет назад +1599

    First thing he says is "I'm dad"
    Such dad energy

    • @peppermintmiso4341
      @peppermintmiso4341 5 лет назад +36

      Dad, I'm hungry

    • @grzegorzprzewozniak5092
      @grzegorzprzewozniak5092 5 лет назад +24

      @@peppermintmiso4341 Hi, Hann Grie

    • @ottovonhohenheisser4616
      @ottovonhohenheisser4616 4 года назад +21

      Faire Play Hi hungry, I’m dad!

    • @Taha632RMF
      @Taha632RMF 4 года назад +2

      @@grzegorzprzewozniak5092 Hi Hi Boss

    • @cranburrey
      @cranburrey 4 года назад +1

      Meanwhile my dad calls me a,"stupid idiot" everytime I disagree with him and didn't finished the job. I would do this with my mother because she understands me a lot.

  • @ethanrivera-728
    @ethanrivera-728 3 года назад +1321

    Dad reacting to purple haze: “He has creepy powers, He invades your dreams and he can manipulate your dreams.”
    Death Thirteen: 👁👄👁

    • @theabyssalguardian4521
      @theabyssalguardian4521 2 года назад +10

      LOL

    • @davizago1989
      @davizago1989 2 года назад +66

      You mean
      👁️👁️👁️
      👁️👄👁️
      👁️👁️👁️

    • @yinyang3609
      @yinyang3609 2 года назад +21

      death 13 and his user be like: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 2 года назад +6

      @@yinyang3609 you mean mannish boy?

    • @yinyang3609
      @yinyang3609 2 года назад +3

      @@Cyrogenesis. yes i didnt know his name lol

  • @josephjoestar3627
    @josephjoestar3627 4 года назад +8293

    Dad: “Alright Muhammad Avdoooool”
    Avdol: 👆🏾YES, I AM 👇🏾

  • @kazuo5
    @kazuo5 4 года назад +2787

    Tower of Gray: Literally a fly
    Super fly: A freaking tower
    *visible confusion*

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 года назад +142

      That is literally one of the biggest confusions in JoJo

    • @poporipopes4876
      @poporipopes4876 4 года назад +98

      *Laughs in Jotaro's hat*

    • @espernoc3563
      @espernoc3563 4 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @Nhai9901
      @Nhai9901 4 года назад +4

      ok

    • @Glatier
      @Glatier 4 года назад +5

      Makes sense

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 5 лет назад +2134

    I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.

    • @donaldlarrimoreIII
      @donaldlarrimoreIII 5 лет назад +10

      *Thank You For Noticing!!!!*
      Now I know I'm not alone by myself with this idea.

    • @cilantro_4839
      @cilantro_4839 5 лет назад +45

      He also catches on to the naming scheme fast. He doesn't know what he's looking at but he's acting interested and very wholesome.

    • @diegovera1353
      @diegovera1353 5 лет назад +17

      And he actually apreciates the music references

    • @RestIess.Gambler
      @RestIess.Gambler 4 года назад

      If the names are In English then it's obvious

    • @florianw116
      @florianw116 4 года назад +5

      He guessed Bites the Dust.

  • @greenavmshorts9335
    @greenavmshorts9335 Год назад +142

    “Hierophant Green doesn’t really have any powers.”
    *Emerald splash:* “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @Ice_type
      @Ice_type Год назад +12

      He had body/mind control one time

    • @ShinoaburameX3333
      @ShinoaburameX3333 11 месяцев назад +3

      She said he had no robo powers

  • @tizurl
    @tizurl 4 года назад +1379

    Dad: “[Rohan Kishibe] He’s a weirdo”
    **Yes, yes he is**

    • @playboikaniiii
      @playboikaniiii 4 года назад +49

      Being reseted along with the universe ❌
      Finishing a manga ✅

    • @ballsvlogs
      @ballsvlogs 4 года назад +30

      HE LIKED A FVCKING SPIDER

    • @courtneywilliamson7419
      @courtneywilliamson7419 4 года назад +6

      The green one that shoots emeralds I have him on roblox in anime fighting simulator

    • @ballsvlogs
      @ballsvlogs 4 года назад +7

      @@courtneywilliamson7419 no that's kakyoin wdym

    • @drgoofyballs2280
      @drgoofyballs2280 4 года назад +1

      @@ballsvlogs he meant there is a game that his character is kakyoin.

  • @shiromori5710
    @shiromori5710 4 года назад +3487

    “There’s no stand named Pink Floyd”
    Araki: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955
      @idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955 4 года назад +182

      Brain Damage would be a great stand name. So is Eclipse.

    • @Amira-rg3sk
      @Amira-rg3sk 4 года назад +175

      he should name one of the stands Daft Punk cause idk that'd be a nice stand name "DAFTU PUNKU!"

    • @farcan9400
      @farcan9400 4 года назад +24

      @@Amira-rg3sk brain power

    • @farcan9400
      @farcan9400 4 года назад +6

      @@Amira-rg3sk brain power

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 3 года назад +35

      Interstellar Overdrive is another one.
      Even though it sounds more like a Hamon technique.

  • @michaelofrandom653
    @michaelofrandom653 4 года назад +2213

    JoJo fans: Star Platinum vs. The World
    Me: Knuckles vs. Yellow Scorpion

  • @kiasmidt7678
    @kiasmidt7678 Год назад +65

    "Dio! This is a guy who looks like a scorpion"
    Dad is a scarily accurate judge of character

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 4 года назад +537

    Silver chariot is probably the most straight forward stand.
    You can tell just by looking at it
    1. He poke
    2. He fast

    • @Elitus
      @Elitus 4 года назад +42

      3. He shiny
      4......
      5. Profit?

    • @minoxi_4626
      @minoxi_4626 3 года назад +11

      Nah nah
      1. His color
      2. His sword

    • @davemathews8695
      @davemathews8695 2 года назад +1

      “Meanwhile” “so who’s this guy ima name him golden eagle”
      “Na mate hes chili pepper”
      “defuc does that have to do with a golden chicken”
      “he tastes like Chili’s
      •_•

  • @FiredPhoenix
    @FiredPhoenix 3 года назад +3261

    “You watch weird shows”
    Bless this man lmao

  • @fragil7787
    @fragil7787 3 года назад +6398

    Dad: The world?
    Blinky: Yes, and he can stop time
    Dad: *So it's the same type of stand as Knuckles*

  • @muratgundogdu717
    @muratgundogdu717 Год назад +35

    ''IS HE WEARING PANTS!!'' dad got me right here 🤣🤣

  • @Mercure250
    @Mercure250 5 лет назад +473

    Everytime he wanted to put "gold" in the name of a stand, I was like "No, we're not at part 5 yet"

  • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
    @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 4 года назад +458

    STAND USER: 『 Your Dad 』
    STAND NAME: 『 Robolizard 』

  • @elleffo
    @elleffo 4 года назад +983

    Watching this made me realize something
    Iggy’s stand should have been called Fool’s Gold

  • @greenstonegecko
    @greenstonegecko 2 года назад +56

    24:09 Your dad literally described Death 13. (A baby with the unconcious power to invade other's dreams and kill them in their dream to kill them in real life).
    I personally quite like Death 13 since it's almost immune to other stands

  • @toxictacos3628
    @toxictacos3628 4 года назад +2518

    This dude should be hired to name the stands. Velvet Underground, Gypsy Kings. These are amazing stand names

  • @erikadicesare1011
    @erikadicesare1011 4 года назад +604

    “all the stands can fly” “well, this guy especially.”

  • @bruhseve1216
    @bruhseve1216 4 года назад +2392

    Bruh the way he said “Jotaro Kujo” im immediately blown away by the fact he didnt butcher tf out of it

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE 4 года назад +38

      It made me wanna knock myself out

    • @thighcrush3640
      @thighcrush3640 4 года назад +65

      Its pronounced joe tuh roe coo joe

    • @matrees8484
      @matrees8484 4 года назад +7

      Is that ironic

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa 4 года назад +5

      I was scared for life

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ 4 года назад +9

      But... he did

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 Год назад +39

    I can genuenly imagine Avdol saying "You're a wizard, Jotaro"

    • @NitroFlux07
      @NitroFlux07 Месяц назад

      i mean, that basically summarizes avdol and joseph first telling jotaro about his stand lmao.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 5 лет назад +1167

    Star Platinum: punch stuff good
    Hierophant Green: throw rocks
    Hermit Purple: comic relief
    Magician's Red: fire boy
    Silver Chariot: fast sword
    The Fool: sandbox
    Za Warudo: sexual tension

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 года назад +74

      Za warudo: death but with foreplay

    • @Alfa._
      @Alfa._ 4 года назад +79

      Za Warudo : *DUBSTEP FART*

    • @keok7934
      @keok7934 4 года назад +28

      @@Jack_Woods actually, DIO doesnt foreplay, he jumps straight into action, as he is a power bottom

    • @thelegendaryarrox5559
      @thelegendaryarrox5559 4 года назад +6

      za hando*

    • @jst_senpai8771
      @jst_senpai8771 4 года назад +3

      Star platinum can stop time

  • @BoyoWhoGoesPoyo
    @BoyoWhoGoesPoyo 3 года назад +2092

    He's great a naming stands: "Velvet Underground", "The Gypsy Kings".

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 3 года назад +118

      Some of the powers are REALLY cool too.

    • @gabec9646
      @gabec9646 3 года назад +57

      the velvet underground is an indie band i assume the dad based the name off the band

    • @Boarbatrice
      @Boarbatrice 3 года назад +10

      @@gabec9646 As are the gypsy kings

    • @edenton2002
      @edenton2002 3 года назад +5

      @@gabec9646 Indie? Dog VU are a rock band.

    • @CoreyisBarackObama
      @CoreyisBarackObama 3 года назад +4

      @@gabec9646 art rock - rock - alternate rock - call them what you want but they're not indie - they were signed by several record labels n managed by andy warhol

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 5 лет назад +9847

    This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years.
    EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.

    • @maruwatchesyou8281
      @maruwatchesyou8281 5 лет назад +103

      Those jokes are old and you should be ashamed

    • @the_real_kanye
      @the_real_kanye 5 лет назад +523

      Maru'sArcade so what you're saying that the joke's been used for a long time just like the dad's been gone for a long time

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 5 лет назад +88

      @RAGE
      bro my dad divorced with my mom and i haven’t seen him since. though on the news i saw something about a suicide a year ago..

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 5 лет назад +32

      @@pangolinh And... you tell me this why?

    • @bizarreutahraptor
      @bizarreutahraptor 5 лет назад +126

      @@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Dude..
      It's like you are telling a joke, then someone says that something like this actually happened to him and you then say "I don't need to know about your drama"

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 2 года назад +55

    I like how after part 3 sterotype abilities get thrown out the window yet he keeps guessing sterotype abilities

  • @smogyaboi9049
    @smogyaboi9049 3 года назад +4076

    Not gonna lie, "Dark Side of the Moon" Would be a pretty fucking cool stand.

    • @BJ86491
      @BJ86491 3 года назад +124

      But there's Dark Blue Moon from Part 3.....

    • @eggyfrenchtoast9495
      @eggyfrenchtoast9495 3 года назад +197

      @@BJ86491 but that's a tarot card

    • @BJ86491
      @BJ86491 3 года назад +55

      @@eggyfrenchtoast9495 the names are similar enough for it to be weird tho.

    • @nbaclipsforever
      @nbaclipsforever 3 года назад +77

      @@BJ86491 I’m pretty sure there are a few stands that have similar names although ill have to check to be certain.

    • @dumpster_fire1755
      @dumpster_fire1755 3 года назад +21

      * *Make a man out of you intensifies* *

  • @xethified
    @xethified 5 лет назад +2397

    I feel like Araki missed a trick by not calling Iggy's stand Fools Gold.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 5 лет назад +117

      That would've been awesome

    • @arkinyte13
      @arkinyte13 5 лет назад +89

      Araki had to stick with the tarot card naming scheme but yeah I agree.

    • @richardwu9013
      @richardwu9013 5 лет назад +72

      arkinyte13 it still does

    • @xethified
      @xethified 5 лет назад +100

      @@arkinyte13 Iggy was the only crusader who had only a card and not a card and colour. I think Araki probably got bored with card and colour naming scheme midway because you see non card stands towards the end.

    • @weshansen7892
      @weshansen7892 5 лет назад +29

      @@xethified might've been due to the fact that Iggy was the outcast of the group and didn't really become one of them till the end

  • @HelmuthGerka
    @HelmuthGerka 4 года назад +1292

    Your dad is so cool, my parents would never accept being tortured like this.

    • @elcanaldelawli3059
      @elcanaldelawli3059 4 года назад +39

      My mom accept, but we have to stop at the 5th everyday to her to rest

    • @talhatariqyuluqatdis
      @talhatariqyuluqatdis 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @britishlizardman5579
      @britishlizardman5579 4 года назад +34

      My mom hates jojo because she thinks it's too violent :")
      Only because she saw the torture dance part

    • @islu4672
      @islu4672 4 года назад +5

      @@britishlizardman5579 B R U H MOMENT

    • @britishlizardman5579
      @britishlizardman5579 4 года назад +7

      @@islu4672 it's sad, it's literally my favorite show. Luckily, I watched it all before she could tell me I shouldn't watch it lol

  • @ShinkuJessicaNoGigaRadio
    @ShinkuJessicaNoGigaRadio Год назад +20

    "Stairway to Heaven"
    is the original name of Made in Heaven.
    The stand's name differs in JUMP and tankoubon.

  • @anabnormalschizophreniac9868
    @anabnormalschizophreniac9868 5 лет назад +506

    Stairway to Heaven.. This guy is basically guessing future stand names

    • @roiru11
      @roiru11 5 лет назад +27

      Made in heaven was supposed to be called stairway to heaven but it was changed

    • @ezglory
      @ezglory 5 лет назад +7

      @@roiru11 made in heaven is a queen song

    • @GreenFlame44
      @GreenFlame44 5 лет назад +11

      @@ezglory they didn't say it wasn't..

    • @RobbieCake
      @RobbieCake 5 лет назад +1

      Diego Jacquez + killer queen

    • @anabnormalschizophreniac9868
      @anabnormalschizophreniac9868 4 года назад

      @@stevenedwards9262 yeh ik i just think Stairway to Heaven sounds so lit

  • @ahahahahameo2211
    @ahahahahameo2211 5 лет назад +2936

    *filthy acts at a reasonable price*

    • @protomania
      @protomania 5 лет назад +260

      Very unclean actions at a very acceptable cost.

    • @Quirksvil
      @Quirksvil 5 лет назад +133

      Dimes for crimes

    • @protomania
      @protomania 5 лет назад +89

      @@Quirksvil crimes for dimes*

    • @conwool2609
      @conwool2609 5 лет назад +21

      Quirky Jay Dimes /4/ crimes

    • @protomania
      @protomania 5 лет назад +20

      Dimes for crimes for dimes.

  • @Rekked1
    @Rekked1 4 года назад +1786

    Imagine dio saying "ZA SCORPION"

  • @FlightRiskWizard
    @FlightRiskWizard 2 года назад +30

    9:58 your dad’s guess on Crazy Diamond was SO GREAT!! I wish he was actually named Velvet Underground!!!

  • @omega6801
    @omega6801 4 года назад +2682

    Dad: The World?
    Blinky: Yes, and its power is to stop time.
    Dad: *So its the same type of stand as Star Platnium*

  • @rougerabbit1409
    @rougerabbit1409 3 года назад +1618

    dio: “so, knuckles is the same stand as the world, interesting”

  • @Osiiii404
    @Osiiii404 4 года назад +542

    "Velvet Underground" Sounds like an overpowered stand

    • @cirozarate2170
      @cirozarate2170 4 года назад +8

      Heck yeah

    • @neo1754
      @neo1754 4 года назад +5

      Its sounds like undertale stand

    • @Acequatch
      @Acequatch 4 года назад +17

      I'm in the process of writing a JoJo fanfiction, and a character has a stand named Velvet Underground. Her stand can manipulate fabric and weave nets and ropes out of it like a spider

    • @nothingissacrosanct
      @nothingissacrosanct 4 года назад +15

      Velvet Underground is already a stand in the spinoff alternate timeline version of battle tendency and it is, indeed, a pretty overpowered, sentient, highly defensive stand.
      and it's user is a fucking speedwagon

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 4 года назад +5

      chrissipher that’s wrong. There is only one Speedwagon in all of existence, in of this universe and outside of it.

  • @Anon_00ryzen
    @Anon_00ryzen 3 года назад +127

    "And his power is punching"
    Most accurate statement

    • @balcuv
      @balcuv Год назад +3

      ORA.exe has started working.

  • @harrisonb.7539
    @harrisonb.7539 5 лет назад +14017

    Your dad is just coming up with stand ideas for part 9

  • @marcodeluna8521
    @marcodeluna8521 4 года назад +469

    Imagine Araki keeps on making manga until 2040 and he makes a stand called Despacito.

    • @virael3801
      @virael3801 4 года назад +68

      Stand user: Alexa

    • @BX--nq6gf
      @BX--nq6gf 4 года назад +15

      We have to make it happen

    • @espernoc3563
      @espernoc3563 4 года назад +13

      Smash Mouth. It punches your teeth in! (Smashes your Mouth 🤔)

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 4 года назад +22

      Localization name: Slowly

    • @parthen1a
      @parthen1a 4 года назад +5

      he`d be 80 at that time

  • @bigbunga2996
    @bigbunga2996 5 лет назад +399

    Blinkys Dad: Guess incorrectly
    Araki: Write that down!
    Write that down!

  • @haydulf
    @haydulf Год назад +16

    He’s naming the stands as if he’s a American comic book writer

  • @santiagobalda3581
    @santiagobalda3581 4 года назад +1368

    **sees Heavens Door**
    -him power is obviously flying, he can fly
    +every stand can fly
    -oh, I see. So he flies specially.

    • @keok7934
      @keok7934 4 года назад +5

      Stands cant fly

    • @santiagobalda3581
      @santiagobalda3581 4 года назад +63

      @@keok7934 They can only "fly" within the range of the user

    • @13gxcy
      @13gxcy 4 года назад +7

      Some of them stands, for example killer queen

    • @spiderstutorials6278
      @spiderstutorials6278 4 года назад +9

      Ke Ok -act 2 exists-

    • @gr8gr0n4
      @gr8gr0n4 4 года назад +18

      if star platinum can punch good, then a stand should be able to fly good

  • @chaoticfloralarrangement8741
    @chaoticfloralarrangement8741 5 лет назад +1410

    Hold up,,, hierophant green can unravel into string,,, stone free can unravel into string...

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247  5 лет назад +594

      -kakyoin did you lay this egg-

    • @_zerohour_
      @_zerohour_ 5 лет назад +25

      @@blinky5247 I see you are someone who had my same idea

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 5 лет назад +46

      Stone Free smells like soap, huh?

    • @scrbchrm0
      @scrbchrm0 5 лет назад +11

      oh imma CRY

    • @lauralassan2016
      @lauralassan2016 5 лет назад +14

      Doggystyle

  • @santiny4906
    @santiny4906 4 года назад +1094

    "he has the power to invade dreams and manipulate them"
    *flashbacks to death 13*

  • @InfinitRice
    @InfinitRice Год назад +25

    This is the man that will single handily carry on the legacy of Jojo.

  • @rxge6979
    @rxge6979 4 года назад +3320

    Your dad is secretly Araki and pretending to act like he knows nothing about Jojo, but he’s actually hinting at some upcoming stands in part 8 and 9.

    • @Kj_thegreatest0
      @Kj_thegreatest0 4 года назад +97

      Lol we gotta interrogate this man

    • @konfu_ion
      @konfu_ion 4 года назад +127

      He be like: Goddamn it, why didn’t I name any stand Pink Floyd? That would’ve been good!

    • @mr.machees6488
      @mr.machees6488 4 года назад +9

      Kendall Bradshaw I feel like I know where this is going

    • @Kj_thegreatest0
      @Kj_thegreatest0 4 года назад +3

      @@mr.machees6488 O_O BRUH

    • @rutracking
      @rutracking 4 года назад +7

      Its true, all the characters are just renamed

  • @mewtuwa
    @mewtuwa 4 года назад +771

    "Crazy Diamond, he's my favorite."
    Ah, I see your dad is a man of culture as well.

  • @averypleasedbakedpotato8609
    @averypleasedbakedpotato8609 4 года назад +1133

    Dad: his power is punching
    Every jojo fan: ah yes, you have the mind of a jojo fan.

  • @cameronmackinnon5923
    @cameronmackinnon5923 Год назад +13

    He might not get any right, but he gets very close to some, accidentally just assigns other stand abilities to stands, and many times his names and ideas would make a really cool stand on their own. Very good video!

    • @NitroFlux07
      @NitroFlux07 Месяц назад

      he got part of killer queen right

  • @volvoxbazooka
    @volvoxbazooka 5 лет назад +607

    Dark Side of the Moon would have been an amazing name for The Hand if it had smarter user

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 5 лет назад +51

      My stand the hand is named after the band.

    • @samwiich7976
      @samwiich7976 5 лет назад +11

      @@DissedRedEngie because creativity is over rated

    • @Err0Rose
      @Err0Rose 5 лет назад +9

      super sandwiche the band was a real band tho

    • @samwiich7976
      @samwiich7976 5 лет назад

      @@Err0Rose I know

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder 5 лет назад +4

      if the part 3 stands were all musical references, deep blue moon would havebeen "bad moon" and you damn well know it.
      and death 13 would be "don't fear the reaper man"

  • @danielsantillanes6945
    @danielsantillanes6945 3 года назад +1851

    Dad: "He looks upset"
    Everybody asks who is star platinum, but no one asks how is star platinum

    • @moistisverydead9191
      @moistisverydead9191 2 года назад +96

      “ora ora ora ora ora ora ora”

    • @ninolloydbandiola5581
      @ninolloydbandiola5581 2 года назад +86

      "So, how's Star Platinum been doing?"
      -Kakyoin, paired with Part 4 Jotaro, in Eyes of Heaven

    • @giokugiovanna6159
      @giokugiovanna6159 2 года назад +16

      @@moistisverydead9191 translation, IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD, IM MAD!

    • @aboudi_gaming50
      @aboudi_gaming50 2 года назад +13

      @@giokugiovanna6159 Google translate: now now now now now now

    • @mfcxl101
      @mfcxl101 2 года назад +20

      *sad ora ora*

  • @linkmariokirby7373
    @linkmariokirby7373 5 лет назад +1718

    "he can fly"
    "Well, all stands can fly I think"
    "Oh, well he can fly especially"

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Yaaay, hi I'm dad!"
    *nervous chuckle*
    Bless this man, seriously

  • @true9703
    @true9703 4 года назад +451

    imagine kira yelling bicycle race

    • @MightBeKudl
      @MightBeKudl 4 года назад +22

      And everyone just thinks theres a bicycle race happening

    • @shigechiyangu5790
      @shigechiyangu5790 4 года назад +15

      Ngl that would be a good part 7 stand

    • @jaemynbaer4504
      @jaemynbaer4504 4 года назад +8

      Bicycle race Bite za dusto!

    • @RedKiimuse
      @RedKiimuse 4 года назад +5

      BICYCLE RACE!!

    • @hirodavidson1454
      @hirodavidson1454 4 года назад +1

      KiLlEr QuEeN bIcYcLe RaCe!1!1!1!1!

  • @arrowspaceenginer7023
    @arrowspaceenginer7023 4 года назад +755

    "His name is the world."
    "The World?"
    **Long fart noises and then time stops**

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 4 года назад +26

      Dad: *YOU FOOL DAUGHTER I HAD THE WORLD ALL ALONG NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM *loud fart noise

    • @Bobsaccount
      @Bobsaccount 4 года назад +3

      Samich I bet he took her up the steps just likepolnarref except he goes down

    • @nuclear37
      @nuclear37 4 года назад +11

      “ZA WARUDO 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️”

    • @puopoup
      @puopoup 4 года назад +4

      She then says
      So its the same stand as star platinum

    • @burgerchaos8272
      @burgerchaos8272 4 года назад +4

      Yes, long fart noises

  • @Unfunny_Ness
    @Unfunny_Ness 5 лет назад +908

    ''He is too creepy to be called lavender''
    *lavender town intensifies*

    • @Silver-ee2pe
      @Silver-ee2pe 5 лет назад +30

      **BING BING BING BONG BING BING BING BONG**

    • @daniellidon271
      @daniellidon271 5 лет назад +3

      Like 666

    • @Unfunny_Ness
      @Unfunny_Ness 5 лет назад +2

      @@daniellidon271 bro i never expected to get so many likess lmao

  • @smallfry168
    @smallfry168 2 года назад +30

    I like how the dad continues to guess telepathic powers for all of these

  • @denisigrishta5281
    @denisigrishta5281 5 лет назад +503

    Dad: Tells what powers the stand has
    Blinky: *Cool*

  • @danielcues
    @danielcues 3 года назад +2274

    Imagine building an entire character around the idea of a phoenix, only to get called a chicken.

  • @Jose_Pecina
    @Jose_Pecina 4 года назад +350

    Velvet underground, Gypsy Kings, Stairway To Heaven, Motorhead, damn, those are cool stand names tbh

    • @some_cl0wn_
      @some_cl0wn_ 4 года назад +32

      Stair way to heaven was the original name of made in heaven

    • @yahyachothia
      @yahyachothia 4 года назад +20

      Don't forget Rage against the Machine.

    • @realdake0292
      @realdake0292 4 года назад +1

      Midas from fortnite lmao

    • @arnelbraga4745
      @arnelbraga4745 4 года назад +3

      If I were to insert a Stand in JoJo, this would probably be the names I'd choose.

    • @aldowardhana4768
      @aldowardhana4768 4 года назад

      @@realdake0292 I- What? Can't tell if you're serious about saying Midas is from Fortnite. I think I'm being salty. Probably.

  • @polpogiovanna7383
    @polpogiovanna7383 Год назад +17

    In a alternate universe all the names that the dad guessed were the right names

    • @bigmaxmer1556
      @bigmaxmer1556 Год назад +2

      Its only canon if diavolo dies

    • @JasonAizatoZemeckis
      @JasonAizatoZemeckis 3 месяца назад

      ​@@bigmaxmer1556 im going to find diavolo and kill him to make this universe canon, no need to thank me

  • @harperreese264
    @harperreese264 4 года назад +391

    “we have one named blue and one named purple -“
    YES YES
    “cock-a-doodle-gold”
    NO NO

  • @warpingtrout5574
    @warpingtrout5574 3 года назад +1500

    the dad literally described death 13 when guessing purple haze

  • @notoknotok
    @notoknotok 5 лет назад +514

    Fun fact: Heaven’s Door was originally going to be named “Stairway to Heaven”, but they changed it just before it’s finalization

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 4 года назад +29

      Yeah and so was Made in Heaven.

    • @ecoblitz3655
      @ecoblitz3655 4 года назад +6

      Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official imo stairway to Heaven>made in heaven as a name. Idk why araki changed it tbh.

    • @chokovok7231
      @chokovok7231 4 года назад +5

      Eco Blitz if you listen to Made In Heaven a lot of the lyrics fit more

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 4 года назад

      @@ecoblitz3655 Copyright issues

    • @couldntbotherr4700
      @couldntbotherr4700 4 года назад

      Twospoopy4Yee if they didn’t change it, it wouldn’t be allowed to go to guitar centre *+1 if you get this*

  • @marrav3794
    @marrav3794 2 года назад +7

    Seriously this is absolutely wholesome and a lot of his stand names and some of the abilities are so creative!

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 4 года назад +477

    Stand resembling small child: *exists*
    Blinky's dad: E L T O N J O H N

  • @winfordlee7151
    @winfordlee7151 5 лет назад +564

    For real though "Velvet Underground" is an excellent stand name.

  • @chrisonewiththesalt
    @chrisonewiththesalt 5 лет назад +4568

    Echoes Act 1 : The sound of your words.
    Echoes Act 2 : The effect of your words.
    Echoes Act 3 : The weight of your words.
    Edit : Stop wasting your likes on an unoriginal comment.

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247  5 лет назад +395

      Huh. I never made that connection before.

    • @chrisonewiththesalt
      @chrisonewiththesalt 5 лет назад +146

      @@blinky5247 Alotta people never do and just find out through RUclips comments

    • @shinigamideath3231
      @shinigamideath3231 5 лет назад +170

      Echoes Act 4 : emerald splasho

    • @idkman6906
      @idkman6906 5 лет назад +14

      I thought it was reverb

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 5 лет назад +14

      @@idkman6906 omg

  • @mbr_80085
    @mbr_80085 3 года назад +11

    "This is a weird game you play"
    Indeed, it is a bit bizzare.

  • @tiffanyf2431
    @tiffanyf2431 4 года назад +1722

    "This is a weird game you play."
    "It's not a game it's an anime"
    Well yes, but actually no.

  • @hoppyman11
    @hoppyman11 3 года назад +1372

    Is your Dad part of the localization team?
    "Sir Chrome" sounds exactly like something they'd go for after "Zipper-man."

    • @NamekFreakazoid
      @NamekFreakazoid 3 года назад +24

      Luckily part 3 didnt get localised

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 3 года назад +91

      @@NamekFreakazoid Oh, it was censored alright.
      It changed many of the characters' names, my favorite is changing Steely Dan to Dan of Steel.

    • @captncuddlybear9404
      @captncuddlybear9404 3 года назад +90

      @@hoppyman11 Every time I see Dan of Steel, I must make this joke.
      He's the Dan of Steel.
      He's SuperDan.

    • @justsomeguywithnohair6842
      @justsomeguywithnohair6842 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zoLNbme8njY/видео.html here

    • @nathanjordan1782
      @nathanjordan1782 3 года назад +11

      It bugs me that the subtitles on the netflix part 4 are the originals but they localized the subs in part 5

  • @purpleguy1036
    @purpleguy1036 3 года назад +860

    Technically he was right about hierophant greens “laser” ability, since kakyoin stated that it was a blast of concentrated energy

    • @raiden168
      @raiden168 3 года назад +22

      However, lasers are concentrated *light* energy so im not too sure

    • @theknightwhosealsthedarkne9756
      @theknightwhosealsthedarkne9756 3 года назад +5

      Lasers are basically light but more intense than normal

    • @gayforg
      @gayforg 3 года назад +7

      No one can dodge emerald splash

    • @Arjun-dc3lh
      @Arjun-dc3lh 3 года назад +3

      @@gayforg the splash may be strong, but Z a W a r u d o is stronger

    • @giokugiovanna6159
      @giokugiovanna6159 2 года назад +1

      @@Arjun-dc3lh and T U S K
      A C T
      4 is stronger than the world

  • @error...resubmitting_search...
    @error...resubmitting_search... 3 года назад +9

    Crazy Diamond can, in fact, just touch you to heal you. He does this when he heals Rohan after being attacked by Highway Star and also when he saves the kid from exploding after touching Okuyasu. Also, Crazy diamond doesn't "Heal" per say, it just reverts things back to their "original state" as long as it was touched within 15 mins of being changed or damaged I believe. Hence why it can work on things like, spaghetti or other inanimate objects.

  • @kapitan1322
    @kapitan1322 4 года назад +3717

    if yall notice, joseph actually has TWO stands.
    1. Hermit Purple.
    2.
    *T O M M Y G U N*

  • @EliMeadAZ
    @EliMeadAZ 5 лет назад +498

    "I couldn't possibly watch somebody's dad guess Jojo Stands for 36 minutes"
    And here I am, at the end of the video. Just like that.

  • @hambu4781
    @hambu4781 4 года назад +1330

    *Sees a bisexual italian vampire*
    "That's a weird game you play"

    • @alveloss7880
      @alveloss7880 4 года назад +144

      He's.... He's British...

    • @fallendawn2846
      @fallendawn2846 4 года назад +18

      @@alveloss7880 Dio is a word in Italian

    • @alveloss7880
      @alveloss7880 4 года назад +96

      @@fallendawn2846 Yeah, it means "God". Dio, however, is British.

    • @fallendawn2846
      @fallendawn2846 4 года назад +8

      @@alveloss7880 fair

    • @captaineleon8727
      @captaineleon8727 4 года назад +5

      @@fallendawn2846 Well, I think his father is Italian

  • @salmon3862
    @salmon3862 2 года назад +17

    your dad, an empath, sensing star platinum is upset.

  • @Akacchin
    @Akacchin 3 года назад +906

    Stand Master:Noriaki Kakyoin
    Stand: RoBo Lizard
    Powers:
    Shoots Laser and Speedy
    Mostly Just shoots rocks.

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik 3 года назад +28

      "So, its basically a tentacles that creates some sort of a humanoid looking person"
      *hentai noises intensifies*

    • @Akacchin
      @Akacchin 3 года назад +1

      @@maxmanchik lol

    • @kubozaos27
      @kubozaos27 3 года назад +2

      Viva Reveire reference there

    • @alvinsanantonio8168
      @alvinsanantonio8168 3 года назад +7

      So Its the same type of stand as hierophant green

    • @drimsoi
      @drimsoi 3 года назад +1

      im sorry i cant like this- its at 69

  • @bloodypommelstudios7144
    @bloodypommelstudios7144 5 лет назад +328

    He got practically everything wrong but I'm still somewhat impressed by his powers of observation and imagination. I think he'd do a lot better with MHA quirks since they're simpler and given away better by character design.

    • @rollzeug3220
      @rollzeug3220 4 года назад +5

      YOOOO THATS A GOOD IDEA, bro someone do this with their parent

  • @theunforgivensoldier4137
    @theunforgivensoldier4137 5 лет назад +279

    Velvet underground actually sounds like a actual stand name

    • @mooflee0
      @mooflee0 5 лет назад +9

      I think there was a stand called underground or something.its in stone ocean and it was like a place where alot of death happens im not gonna say anything else about it

    • @pavvosaur
      @pavvosaur 5 лет назад +5

      @@mooflee0 Underworld. Anda Warudo.

    • @mooflee0
      @mooflee0 5 лет назад

      Yeh that

    • @peppermintmiso4341
      @peppermintmiso4341 5 лет назад +7

      Veruveto Underugrando!

    • @fistoftheaxis
      @fistoftheaxis 5 лет назад +3

      Any dad rock band could become a stand no one is safe.

  • @NotTheAlbinauricWoman
    @NotTheAlbinauricWoman Год назад +2

    Funny coincidence of him guessing The World as “Scorpion” was because the English voice actor for DIO is Patrick Seitz.
    Patrick Seitz voices Scorpion from Mortal Kombat 2011 to MKX.

  • @amon2341
    @amon2341 3 года назад +674

    All stands: FLY
    Heaven's Door: Flies especially.

    • @dartmonkie1303
      @dartmonkie1303 3 года назад +5

      hes smol

    • @mosall33
      @mosall33 3 года назад +1

      hi kora villian

    • @Ghst-sp6vl
      @Ghst-sp6vl 3 года назад +11

      All stands: FLY
      Heaven’s Door: Flies especially
      Super Fly: *house*

    • @NaranciaLordOfCringe
      @NaranciaLordOfCringe 3 года назад

      @Leg Log D'arby brothers literally manifestates a flying Stand while fighting, and F.F. in his real form also flies

    • @varkyx6339
      @varkyx6339 3 года назад

      @Leg Log part 3 iggy vs ndoul he flew

  • @fanofeverything7605
    @fanofeverything7605 4 года назад +493

    Let's be honest here
    *Knuckles VS Yellow Scorpion* would be a much a better fight

    • @callmejoestar3545
      @callmejoestar3545 4 года назад +3

      not only are you wrong, your stupid

    • @zerocents4658
      @zerocents4658 4 года назад +26

      @@callmejoestar3545 reverse card, you got wooshed.

    • @damaraufa9575
      @damaraufa9575 4 года назад +12

      @@callmejoestar3545
      the joke----------your head------->

    • @bootybiscuit1561
      @bootybiscuit1561 4 года назад +11

      @@callmejoestar3545
      You fell for it fool! Thunder Cross Gold Attack!

    • @callmejoestar3545
      @callmejoestar3545 4 года назад +1

      Eat the hand Kira keeps in his pocket

  • @leonardfelange7628
    @leonardfelange7628 4 года назад +744

    Now 'Dio but he's a dinosaur' sounds more believable

    • @infinitethenextkazekage392
      @infinitethenextkazekage392 3 года назад +3

      Well you should read sbr (steel ball run)

    • @livertl
      @livertl 3 года назад +1

      Thats Diego bruh

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe 3 года назад +6

      @@livertl He's still Dio lol

    • @livertl
      @livertl 3 года назад +1

      @@Endervulpe ik but i think this dude didnt read the manga maybe saw a comic or something

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe 3 года назад +1

      @@livertl That is a possibility.