Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters (ft. Nem)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024
  • After the poor job Rose did with MLP, it's time the tables were turned to a show they watch. Watch as MAsplinobi activates their stand and has Nem guess characters from the popular anime and manga series, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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  • @MAsplinobi
    @MAsplinobi  5 лет назад +3140

    Here we are, months later, and the video is nearly at 600,000 views and counting. This is mind-blowing! Never in my life did I think a video of mine would ever reach viewership like this! Thank you all for enjoying! If you wanna see more (and trust me, we're working on like three new guessing videos right now), make sure to subscribe by clicking here: ruclips.net/user/MAsplinobi
    Also, feel free to comment about ideas for new shows and games we could do guessing videos on below! We're always open to new ideas and we'd love to hear what you suggest! Thank you so much again!

    • @kuanyshbektemirov9572
      @kuanyshbektemirov9572 5 лет назад +6

      Dude,actually Kira is not a name it is a surn name because hisfather named Yoshihiro Kira

    • @gooseman4316
      @gooseman4316 5 лет назад +4

      JOEL

    • @kaydenminton6109
      @kaydenminton6109 5 лет назад +3

      DO ANOTHER JOJO REACTION VIDEO BUT WITH ALL PART 5 CHARACTERS!

    • @HentaiSourceMan
      @HentaiSourceMan 5 лет назад

      Ko Ichi

    • @rattleguts1672
      @rattleguts1672 5 лет назад +2

      M.A. Splinobi all those views are me rewatching this video 😂

  • @Nushi1098
    @Nushi1098 5 лет назад +16236

    - How many JoJos are there?
    - How many breads have you eaten in your life?

  • @cynrui3471
    @cynrui3471 5 лет назад +2546

    “Lisa Lisa is her real name”
    Elizabeth: am I a jojoke to you?

  • @mrmonsterhunter808
    @mrmonsterhunter808 4 года назад +5712

    Caesar: literally seduces a girl the first time we meet him
    “Yeah he’s super gay”

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 года назад +522

      it’s set in the 40s, he had to blend in somehow 😔

    • @mariobros2169
      @mariobros2169 4 года назад +261

      @@olivias364 But... it was said that he wanted to have a family like with actual kids and a wife.
      But sure he looks hella gay, not like pucci tho

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 года назад +93

      Mario Bros so did i two years ago, now im a lesbian 😳 i mean it doesnt matter im just messing lol
      edit: wait wtf "actual kids"???? can't gay people have families?? what

    • @mariobros2169
      @mariobros2169 4 года назад +99

      @@olivias364 I know people like to fantasize about characters but when characters are stated like that and people infer it kinda hurts araki creation, but it really doesn't matter

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 года назад +59

      @@mariobros2169 lol i do not think he cares for even a second what english speaking gay fans are saying about his characters on youtube

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1317

    "Lisa Lisa, that's like the most white suburban mom name"
    Well she got the mom part right... Joseph had to find out the HARD way...

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +2389

    "That's not how the people on the 40s dress!"
    "He's not a normal Person!"
    Practically every stand user dresses like they're in a cat walk every second in their life.

    • @SymbiSpidey
      @SymbiSpidey 4 года назад +59

      Well to be fair, Joseph wasn't a stand user then lol

    • @davzviet5075
      @davzviet5075 4 года назад +24

      What about koichi

    • @samanthual
      @samanthual 4 года назад +20

      Davzviet he's the manager that has to deal with his models bs lmao 😂

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 года назад

      @@davzviet5075 Yea what about me

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 года назад

      @@samanthual Also idk what to say bout that

  • @muichirotokitou2615
    @muichirotokitou2615 5 лет назад +2904

    "did he like, break the time continumn with gay, or what?"
    Well yes, but actually yes

  • @atonofbricksonakey9590
    @atonofbricksonakey9590 4 года назад +2039

    "Did he break the space-time continuum with gay?"
    Best description of Pucci I've heard

  • @carybryan9211
    @carybryan9211 3 года назад +242

    "don't name him spaghetti"
    literally every other character in part 5 is named after food

  • @Trehvawn
    @Trehvawn 5 лет назад +3150

    "No straight people in jojo"
    *Granny Erina cries for Johnaton Joestar*

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +102

      *laughs in Ghiaccio*

    • @silverfish1294
      @silverfish1294 5 лет назад +59

      what about joseph, he gets married

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 5 лет назад +110

      @@silverfish1294 It's just a stupid, boring tumblr-tier meme, there is only a handful of gay characters in JoJo.

    • @silentlore2458
      @silentlore2458 5 лет назад +15

      Is there any gay characters in jojo

    • @silverfish1294
      @silverfish1294 5 лет назад +38

      @@silentlore2458 well there is one i can think of, a priest that is in love with Dio

  • @nixparadox2915
    @nixparadox2915 4 года назад +3689

    Nem called the world, Gold, and Golden experience, Gold man. Like father like son

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 лет назад +2171

    “We’ll get to David Bowie Later”
    *_Killer Queen Click in the background_*

    • @radioactivestijn9978
      @radioactivestijn9978 5 лет назад +2

      Stephen Reed bites za dusto!

    • @niceee3068
      @niceee3068 5 лет назад +3

      @@kinggeorgeiii7515 Kira Yoshikage looks like David Bowie

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 лет назад +6

      @@niceee3068 no he is based on David bowie

    • @niceee3068
      @niceee3068 5 лет назад

      @@Akira.0. yeah thats what i meant, thanks for clarifying

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 лет назад +1

      @@niceee3068 you said lOOKS so i had to say that

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 2 года назад +104

    The fact that she gets super close so often is SO HILARIOUS.

  • @wizedog6915
    @wizedog6915 6 лет назад +2778

    "We'll get to David Bowie later.."
    *disturbed bowie in the far right*

    • @Android2
      @Android2 6 лет назад +9

      Like Number: Faiz...........Not Anymore.

    • @cpucyanheart
      @cpucyanheart 5 лет назад

      @@Android2 I get it.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +3803

    "Kakyoin looks like a bottom."
    Every JoJo fan who read THAT fan manga: *war flashbacks to a certain egg*

    • @sir_shiba1201
      @sir_shiba1201 4 года назад +435

      "Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?"

    • @sapling_hoshii
      @sapling_hoshii 4 года назад +248

      *KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG*

    • @LordCapybara08
      @LordCapybara08 4 года назад +118

      E c h o e s a c t - 1

    • @xan9224
      @xan9224 4 года назад +30

      CLA A!AAAAAAAA!AAAA!AAAA!AAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

    • @snowbringercult
      @snowbringercult 4 года назад +50

      jouta should be burnt in a fire

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 6 лет назад +5211

    “Did he just, like, break the space-time continuum with gay, or what?”
    How is it that Natalie knows nothing about JoJo and yet knows everything about JoJo?

    • @kunou_noah
      @kunou_noah 6 лет назад +265

      Because it is JoJo

    • @Junksnore
      @Junksnore 6 лет назад +468

      It must be the work of an enemy's stand

    • @bee4838
      @bee4838 6 лет назад +146

      In PMMM we get a character who actually does break the space time continuum with/for the gay. Literally. She fucking wrecking balls that bitch.

    • @m50x12
      @m50x12 6 лет назад +45

      because it's bizarre adventure.

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 6 лет назад +8

      @@bee4838 what's a pmmm

  • @Destructorexe
    @Destructorexe 2 года назад +70

    2:48 "Gayatta sounds like a pasta dish"
    You're not wrong he's Italian after all.

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint 5 лет назад +4237

    "did his gay break the space-time continuum?"
    (jaw hits the floor)

  • @theepicmayham9835
    @theepicmayham9835 5 лет назад +536

    4:55
    “How many jojos are there”
    That’s it
    That’s the plot

    • @Baruch.Goldstein
      @Baruch.Goldstein 4 года назад +2

      They are all joestars in blood.

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 года назад +2

      There are the 8 from each part and also
      Lisa Lisa

  • @eliasbuncher3467
    @eliasbuncher3467 4 года назад +721

    there is 1 (one) straight person in jojo and that's hol horse, it's his special ability bc he was the one person to not fall in love with dio which let him try to kill him

    • @therat8390
      @therat8390 4 года назад +45

      incorrect. Hol horse would pipe hanged man any day.

    • @ehyeotnilghri2658
      @ehyeotnilghri2658 4 года назад +25

      Jotaro wasn't gay
      Oh wait he fisted every villain. Nvm

    • @blenddii
      @blenddii 4 года назад +2

      The entire horse?

    • @CardsTricks42
      @CardsTricks42 4 года назад +6

      @@therat8390 J. Geil. Hanged Man is the stand. He cannot fuck the stand.

    • @saidmaz7876
      @saidmaz7876 4 года назад +3

      They are all straight, there’s no gay in Jojo

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 2 года назад +33

    “We don’t know where the hat stops and the hair starts.”
    There was the battle with D’Arby Junior where he took off his hat for pretty much half the episode, so we technically do get to see it.

  • @DiscendenzadiVlad
    @DiscendenzadiVlad 5 лет назад +1789

    "He is a priest...and he is incredibly gay for DIO"
    It casually happens that DIO means God in Italian...So, yeah, there's also that...

  • @xpload2063
    @xpload2063 4 года назад +783

    im imaging in the dub they yell, "FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE!"

    • @Vibin_Boi_Bruh
      @Vibin_Boi_Bruh 4 года назад +26

      I mean his Stand is literally representing what he did in both Japanese and English version and the filthy acts at reasonable price makes sense cuz the filthy acts he did to keep America save i mean he's the president after all

    • @ikbeneenezelii185
      @ikbeneenezelii185 4 года назад +44

      And instead of D4C they just call it Faaarp.

    • @drakkronus5952
      @drakkronus5952 4 года назад +29

      F.V.: With my stand, |Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price|, I shall take over the wor-
      Johnny: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Dafuq did u just say ur stand name is?!?!?!?

    • @ssouriaa
      @ssouriaa 4 года назад +3

      @@ikbeneenezelii185 funny avalentines aarp, old folk insurance for AMERICANZ

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 года назад

      Fa3rp
      Ew

  • @stech6250
    @stech6250 6 лет назад +2966

    Just saying Lisa Lisa's actual name is Elizabeth Joestar

    • @theaniquiler7248
      @theaniquiler7248 6 лет назад +28

      #rekt

    • @xBIGGIx
      @xBIGGIx 6 лет назад +260

      I hate how everyone forgets that

    • @kezyne
      @kezyne 6 лет назад +45

      yea but spoilers

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 6 лет назад +123

      You get spoilers of part 4, 5, 6 and 7 in this video, don't cry over lisa's name)

    • @starplatinum5927
      @starplatinum5927 6 лет назад +43

      She insulted koichi the real piller man

  • @Bangaliii
    @Bangaliii 3 года назад +29

    I'll never forget how Joseph just ran around with automatic Wepons

  • @teedoes
    @teedoes 6 лет назад +2154

    Icarus
    Carus
    Cars
    Kars

    • @thischannelwasamistake9403
      @thischannelwasamistake9403 5 лет назад +108

      *Intellegence 100*

    • @li11111
      @li11111 5 лет назад +42

      @@thischannelwasamistake9403 Your intelligence is 0 because you spelled it wrong.

    • @maverick885
      @maverick885 5 лет назад +11

      @@li11111 oof

    • @maverick885
      @maverick885 5 лет назад +6

      *_o o f_*

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 лет назад +2

      That's almost a reference to some Russion Rock right here. Just saying

  • @slushie8684
    @slushie8684 6 лет назад +2617

    Kakyoin WAS the receiver of penetration...Just a different type.

  • @ohcrumbs5890
    @ohcrumbs5890 4 года назад +1797

    Ah yes, my favourite JoJo characters, jean jean and green man.

  • @dissapointmentprobably1871
    @dissapointmentprobably1871 3 года назад +163

    "Like, if that blonde guy wasn't , like,
    the epitome of gay"
    "THIS is the epitome of gay"
    Avpol shippers: *intense sweating*
    6:05

  • @Daystar_Z
    @Daystar_Z 4 года назад +427

    "Oh my God he's wearing like lesbian mom jeans "
    Damn she's perspective

    • @ceaserzeppeli5837
      @ceaserzeppeli5837 4 года назад +3

      She way right about my gayness

    • @BoudyDSi
      @BoudyDSi 4 года назад

      Why do ppl get confused with my hat.
      It is obviously a super good haircut

    • @childjolynecujoh8659
      @childjolynecujoh8659 4 года назад

      Jotaro Kujo no it’s confusing as hell

    • @western_spaghetti3868
      @western_spaghetti3868 3 года назад

      @@ceaserzeppeli5837 but when we first see you your Simon over a girl

    • @sqrunk
      @sqrunk 3 года назад

      Me the first person to use the requiem arrow: haha am power and i have 2 types of stand

  • @vc180191
    @vc180191 6 лет назад +5165

    Did...did she just call Milf Hunter Kakyoin a bottom.....?

  • @zippergoat
    @zippergoat 4 года назад +1861

    Original name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Localized name: I Ain't Gay, But $20 is $20

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 4 года назад +55

      but come on $20 is $20

    • @Quantum_Revert
      @Quantum_Revert 4 года назад +27

      Stolen from a name tier video.

    • @windvindr
      @windvindr 4 года назад +17

      @@Quantum_Revert stolen from a jodoggo tier list video

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 4 года назад +1

      @@windvindr Stfu

    • @windvindr
      @windvindr 4 года назад +6

      @@declicitous1763 no.

  • @invisleum9895
    @invisleum9895 2 года назад +29

    “Nobody in my little pony have a severed hand fetish” that is the best line I have ever heard

  • @_GuiltyGhost
    @_GuiltyGhost 6 лет назад +624

    *shows Jolyne*
    "Why did you lick your lips"
    LOL

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 5 лет назад +2

      GuiltyGhost Jolyne was caught... Uhhh...
      In front of a guard.

    • @isaac70784
      @isaac70784 5 лет назад +1

      Tomanyan And the nyans the guard probably had the biggest boner of all time

  • @mr.mysterious186
    @mr.mysterious186 5 лет назад +1263

    Jonathan is the straightest JoJo
    Also Jotaro cuz he had a Kid with a -Dolphin- Woman
    And absolutely Joseph for cheating on his wife

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 5 лет назад +100

      Absolutely Joseph because he like is the only JoJo that likes *T H O T S*

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 5 лет назад +40

      Gabriel Alessandro please if anyone is the thot it’s HOseph

    • @drehitemup9904
      @drehitemup9904 5 лет назад +4

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    • @Extreme11
      @Extreme11 5 лет назад +35

      Joseph? Not at all, remember when he dressed up as a girl and offered guards tequila?

    • @juliabandino622
      @juliabandino622 5 лет назад +4

      TheExtremeGamer
      That’s Joseph

  • @KennyLunacy
    @KennyLunacy 5 лет назад +1026

    Etika, FLAWLESSLY, described the STYLE of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's with only TWO WORDS...
    "FLAMBOYANT MASCULINITY."
    May Etika, forever, rest in peace.

  • @flyingvenets4204
    @flyingvenets4204 3 года назад +34

    god i love nems reaction to “fithly acts at a reasonable price” LMFAOOO

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 6 лет назад +551

    "Her name is not Lisa Lisa."
    True. Her real name *Elilzabeth Joestar.*

  • @naranciaghirga1809
    @naranciaghirga1809 4 года назад +1136

    Y’all my stepdad called Kars “drag queen stripper person” 😂

  • @fabledredeyes
    @fabledredeyes 6 лет назад +537

    6:45
    >"he gives a massive bottom vibe"
    *KAKYOIN, DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?*

  • @VeLocitysss
    @VeLocitysss 3 года назад +33

    I just laughed to tears when i heard "filthy acts at reasonable price" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @officiallywulfgirl
    @officiallywulfgirl 6 лет назад +713

    “It’s like Homestuck but anime”
    “Never say that again”

    • @juliaconn8259
      @juliaconn8259 5 лет назад +20

      would have been funnier if he called her... the b word....

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 лет назад +9

      @@juliaconn8259 no, all women are queens

    • @kwayke9
      @kwayke9 5 лет назад

      Isn't this basically Jojolion, given all the Higashikatas in that part?

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 5 лет назад

      @@megacrimge7504 all the other jojos: if She breaths, She's a thot

    • @DrKira-dy3uk
      @DrKira-dy3uk 5 лет назад

      The worst part about this phrase is it's pretty accurate.

  • @waffle-jy5yf
    @waffle-jy5yf 6 лет назад +845

    [ F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E ]

    • @floydthegreninja4031
      @floydthegreninja4031 6 лет назад +30

      Fucking caught me off guard

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 лет назад +3

      *[D4C]

    • @jiwoo2820
      @jiwoo2820 5 лет назад +7

      They can name him D4C and not get sued becuase in the song it's just dirty deeds dont dirty cheap

    • @dickyrayhan5580
      @dickyrayhan5580 5 лет назад +3

      Im dying to this call 911 pls😂😂😂😂😂

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 5 лет назад

      CryoFox I had no idea that’s what d4c’s English name was so I died

  • @njalpha1150
    @njalpha1150 4 года назад +1805

    Can’t wait until steel ball run gets animated and funny valentine calls out “come forth Filthy acts at a reasonable price “😂😂

    • @ayman_idk3465
      @ayman_idk3465 3 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @andro.txt0
      @andro.txt0 3 года назад +18

      I think they cancelled SBR for the anime adaptation

    • @fachri7c467
      @fachri7c467 3 года назад +2

      Y

    • @pomusicfo7588
      @pomusicfo7588 3 года назад +23

      @@fachri7c467 I think they said that they were running out of money so part 7 is sadly probably never gonna get animated 🥲

    • @fachri7c467
      @fachri7c467 3 года назад

      F

  • @whoisdrools7009
    @whoisdrools7009 3 года назад +18

    "Everyone is so BUFF"
    Thats just how jojo works

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 6 лет назад +382

    You shoulda told her that Lisa-Lisa is about 50 years old.

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 лет назад +8

      Joseph cant be Lisa Lisas son because he actually aged

    • @yox9899
      @yox9899 5 лет назад +4

      @@granturismomarko2281 Even with Hamon you still age, but really Slow, he was 60 or more in Stardust, even Straits, who trained Hamon aged at 60+

  • @aro4457
    @aro4457 4 года назад +491

    “There’s no straight people in JoJo”
    Flashback of Joseph peeping on his own mum

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa 4 года назад +45

      NICE!

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 4 года назад +4

      I love how people just forget about kids lmao

    • @mckennaa3641
      @mckennaa3641 4 года назад +36

      @@razovic527 its called bisexuality, man

    • @davidduran445
      @davidduran445 4 года назад +4

      @@mckennaa3641 bruh

    • @MaryMarie666
      @MaryMarie666 4 года назад +5

      He just had a bad day, that's all

  • @roses6081
    @roses6081 5 лет назад +612

    Stand User:「Nem」
    Stand: *「B I T C H M O N E Y」*

    • @hashiratheenby450
      @hashiratheenby450 5 лет назад +3

      Stats and ability?

    • @Naijol
      @Naijol 5 лет назад +14

      @@hashiratheenby450 there is no ability cus she got none

    • @roses6081
      @roses6081 5 лет назад

      @@hashiratheenby450 shit forgot bout that

    • @D-Gauth
      @D-Gauth 5 лет назад +1

      I would rather THIS be D4Cs alternative name

    • @alexflakovskiy6022
      @alexflakovskiy6022 5 лет назад

      Sounds like Harvest

  • @leomationsv5733
    @leomationsv5733 3 года назад +12

    I love how she guessed Pucci breaking the space and time continuum right

  • @krangles4656
    @krangles4656 5 лет назад +425

    1:46
    "he's not a normal person!"
    *Joseph first of all pulls out a tommy gun out of his pocket and blasts all of the rounds towards straights*
    me:"he aint normal indeed"

    • @hazelbrown9883
      @hazelbrown9883 5 лет назад +1

      True dat

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 лет назад +3

      Towards *Straights*
      Soo Joseph is racist and gay

    • @thatonefloridaguy40
      @thatonefloridaguy40 5 лет назад

      @@menacingthinker4322 yeah but its a vamp version of it

    • @alexanderhamilton1026
      @alexanderhamilton1026 5 лет назад +1

      @@menacingthinker4322 He's calling Straitzo straights for short, my dude. I'm not sure if I'm getting wooshed or something, but if so, it's mostly because the sarcasm isn't coming through well through text.

  • @jovanbojcic8017
    @jovanbojcic8017 5 лет назад +1139

    ,The gayer they look the stronger they are' is the first rule of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +20

      That was one gay monkey

    • @giornogiostar3214
      @giornogiostar3214 5 лет назад +64

      @Rando
      >Diavolo
      >Straight
      Ayyylmao.

    • @AA-xd4yv
      @AA-xd4yv 5 лет назад +37

      Then why wasn't Kars able to snap away half of the universe with a snap

    • @jovanbojcic8017
      @jovanbojcic8017 5 лет назад +8

      @@AA-xd4yv He didn't have the red stone long enough to do it

    • @DeltaHabu
      @DeltaHabu 5 лет назад +13

      But Jotaro

  • @weesedaboi8663
    @weesedaboi8663 5 лет назад +567

    jesus is technically a jojo character

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +72

      Jesus Joestar

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +41

      jeasus *is* a jojo charracter , and , cannonically speaking , Kenishiro is as well , since Bohemian Rapsody

    • @weesedaboi8663
      @weesedaboi8663 5 лет назад +1

      @@mihaiioc.3809 oh yeah i forgot about that

    • @spachino7351
      @spachino7351 5 лет назад +1

      Jejo

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 5 лет назад +1

      Jejo no Kimyou na Boken

  • @Jaineify_
    @Jaineify_ 3 года назад +8

    0:32 Jonathan Joestar
    0:42 Speedwagon
    1:19 Joseph Joestar
    2:08 Caesar Zeppeli
    2:57 Lisa Lisa
    3:37 Kars
    4:05 DIO
    4:44 Jotaro Kujo
    5:55 Polnareff
    6:40 Kakyoin
    7:24 Josuke Higashikata
    8:17 Koichi Hirose
    9:01 Kira
    9:54: Giorno Giovanna
    10:46 Bruno
    11:30 Diavolo
    11:51 Jolyne Cujoh
    12:20 Pucci
    13:54 Johnny Joestar
    14:38 Funny Valentine

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 4 года назад +681

    “His name is Giorno G I O V A N N I”
    Me, an intellectual: GIORNO GIOVANNA

    • @shrekvin3457
      @shrekvin3457 4 года назад +4

      Vanilla Rice what?

    • @akiraamamiya8483
      @akiraamamiya8483 4 года назад +41

      @@shrekvin3457 the dude said Giornos name was Giorno Giovanni....I cringed so hard at that moment that I even cringed on the inside....how tf did you not hear that?

    • @chevoool7827
      @chevoool7827 4 года назад +16

      @@akiraamamiya8483 he say the name of Bruno is Bruno Buccialati * cries in italian *

    • @antonioasteriti9267
      @antonioasteriti9267 4 года назад +2

      Sei italiano vero?

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 4 года назад

      @@akiraamamiya8483 in the part 2 video he says he mistaked it and says it correctly (ruclips.net/video/MZ1YPDnb6fE/видео.html)

  • @TheDatabaseNetwork
    @TheDatabaseNetwork 4 года назад +634

    Japanese original: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap / D4C"
    American Version of Funny Valentine's Stand: "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price."
    Me: What's wrong with just calling it "Dirty Deeds?"

    • @magicmonkey7075
      @magicmonkey7075 4 года назад +113

      Or “Dimes 4 Crimes”

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 4 года назад +41

      @@magicmonkey7075 I like it. Same energy and it keeps the D4C.

    • @magicmonkey7075
      @magicmonkey7075 4 года назад +19

      Scott Rauch Someone else came up with that by the way, I was just sharing

    • @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х
      @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х 4 года назад +30

      Or "Petty-ass Overpowered Cotton Candy Robot Boy"

    • @super_pig103
      @super_pig103 4 года назад +4

      Crafty Conspiracy’s at a Curtail Cost

  • @mn-oe4yv
    @mn-oe4yv 4 года назад +228

    “We’ll get to David Bowie later...”
    *shows picture of Kira Yoshikage*

    • @ThePolishTexan
      @ThePolishTexan 4 года назад

      BRUH YOUR PFP IS LITERALLY MY OLD DISCORD PICTURE

  • @Alaskanraider2734
    @Alaskanraider2734 3 года назад +29

    The fact that she guessed that Pucci specifically broke the Space Time Continuum with his gayness is amazing. His entire character arc in a nutshell

  • @marleounbockmuhl6903
    @marleounbockmuhl6903 4 года назад +1548

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My mind: *diodarant*

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 5 лет назад +501

    >implying spaghetti wouldn't be a totally reasonable part 5 name

    • @ventus5816
      @ventus5816 5 лет назад +55

      Part 5 has Risotto, Prosciutto, Formaggio and Ciocolatta, so Spaghetti would fit right in

    • @tntimothyroditi1576
      @tntimothyroditi1576 5 лет назад +25

      Fig cookie, orange, Mixed Salad, Lamb, Clotted Cream, salt, Sugar, cheese, black rice, illusion,

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 лет назад +1

      *w h o a*

    • @argpalauanbruh
      @argpalauanbruh 5 лет назад +2

      Part 5 has a motherfucking ice cream

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 5 лет назад +2

      @Gabriel Mota yeah but sorbet is a type of ice cream
      I don't know if it was for immersion and that araki couldn't come up with a decent roster of memorable Italian names or what but legit everyone is just named after food (in Italian)

  • @anitaremenarova6662
    @anitaremenarova6662 4 года назад +251

    "And this is the part where they just started using song references"
    Kars, Whammu and Eisidisi: *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 4 года назад +6

      You, thousands of years old demigods got owned by a teenager so yeah, pretty much.

    • @nuggs4306
      @nuggs4306 2 года назад +5

      William Zeppeli: *amateurs*

  • @nicholaskummerow1456
    @nicholaskummerow1456 3 года назад +14

    “It sounds like a poorly translated game show: fix that spaghetti!”
    I’m dying of laughter!!!!

  • @dragonheart1236
    @dragonheart1236 5 лет назад +839

    6:44 excerpt from Kakyoin's bio(from the manga)
    "... Despite his feminine appearance, Kakyoin hates being submissive and giving into other people's demands. It really pisses him off."

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 5 лет назад +49

      @@nemisanerd im not exactly sure that's how that works

    • @clawiyDC4ever
      @clawiyDC4ever 5 лет назад +91

      DragonHeart 12 You know that bottom isn’t the same as submissive, right?

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 лет назад +25

      @@dragonheart1236 bottom =/= submissive

    • @mload45
      @mload45 5 лет назад +45

      @@clawiyDC4ever a bottom that isn't submissive is called a power bottom

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 5 лет назад +6

      bottom =/= submissive

  • @carlosaguilar9742
    @carlosaguilar9742 6 лет назад +888

    I actually lost it at "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 лет назад +61

      Petty-ass overpowered cotton candy robot boy

    • @rei_sen7646
      @rei_sen7646 5 лет назад +48

      D4C vs FA3RP

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 5 лет назад +14

      Me too. Never knew that lmao, that's priceless.

    • @dirkmoon
      @dirkmoon 5 лет назад +4

      F3ARP

    • @cooldude8632
      @cooldude8632 5 лет назад +4

      My favorite Esidisi song

  • @colonelcorn5386
    @colonelcorn5386 4 года назад +630

    9:57 “There’s not a single straight person in JoJo” Are you forgetting the man himself... *HOL HORSE*

    • @jotarokujo2184
      @jotarokujo2184 3 года назад +20

      And avdol

    • @jotarokujo2184
      @jotarokujo2184 3 года назад +10

      KOICHI OKUYASA SHIGECHI KIRA um german sience guy i forgot

    • @mgame9855
      @mgame9855 3 года назад +6

      Isn’t Girono straight

    • @chinesemal1576
      @chinesemal1576 3 года назад +24

      @@mgame9855 no absolutely not, hima nd mista actually did it

    • @pionelpessigian5314
      @pionelpessigian5314 3 года назад +9

      ANNASUI IS THE MOST STRAIGTEST JOJO CHARACTER

  • @v777toria
    @v777toria Год назад +3

    i love how the original video is guessing their names but it started turning into guessing their sex position

  • @irok1
    @irok1 6 лет назад +313

    I can’t believe she guessed what Pucci did. GG

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад

      @Declan McKenna tell me how pucci looks gay

  • @luiginerd4productions658
    @luiginerd4productions658 5 лет назад +212

    Stand name: *| L U I G I |*
    Stand User: Spaghetti Pizza

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 лет назад +10

      Localization Name: *FIXING SPAGETTI*

    • @FlamesTheCyndaquil
      @FlamesTheCyndaquil 5 лет назад +2

      @@mihaiioc.3809 why am i dead? Is it because this comment is too funny?

  • @sensynsen
    @sensynsen 4 года назад +881

    "He gives off a massive bottom vibe"
    JotaKak fans: screaming

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 4 года назад +45

      I mean...you ain't wrong XD
      But I laughed for the most of it XDDD

    • @naranciaghirga1809
      @naranciaghirga1809 4 года назад +31

      Yes yes yes yes

    • @bl1tz1t
      @bl1tz1t 3 года назад +7

      YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • @martaermini1276
      @martaermini1276 3 года назад +5

      Yes
      I literally screamed

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 3 года назад +3

      As someone who ships Kakyoin with Jotaro's mom, JotaKak shippers make me want to slap someone

  • @easytosayuser729
    @easytosayuser729 3 года назад +8

    Ah yes my favorite anime, Buff guy screaming at people for extended periods of time

  • @lauryw
    @lauryw 4 года назад +388

    "Kakyoin gives bottom vibes"
    *_everyone agrees with that_*

    • @datyoshi
      @datyoshi 3 года назад +1

      hes 17

    • @lauryw
      @lauryw 3 года назад +1

      @@datyoshi so is Jotaro and the highschool girls

    • @datyoshi
      @datyoshi 3 года назад +1

      @@lauryw while that is true, he didn't have any sexual attraction to either Kakyoin or the highschool girls.

    • @ihatetwitter8644
      @ihatetwitter8644 3 года назад +2

      kakyoin did you lay this egg???

    • @Vandrk
      @Vandrk 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @ZacMio
    @ZacMio 4 года назад +729

    "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price" sounds like when you google translate something over and over

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 года назад +6

      Jotaro-san saw your comment and now he is crying on me. I dont know if i need to calm him or to run cuz this is the first time i saw him cry!

    • @tjonsmith6365
      @tjonsmith6365 3 года назад

      Wtf is that localization name lol

    • @articninja2329
      @articninja2329 3 года назад +1

      Filthy Frank At A Idubbbz Video

    • @morenodeluxe4071
      @morenodeluxe4071 2 года назад +5

      Acts that are seen as immoral or sadistic that are sold at a price that is cheaper than the price in the current market

    • @krystofkarda7395
      @krystofkarda7395 2 года назад

      bebsi

  • @lindsaythemorallygay4586
    @lindsaythemorallygay4586 4 года назад +241

    "NO ONE in My Little Pony as a severed limb fetish!"
    "Not yet."

    • @Jac58290
      @Jac58290 4 года назад +6

      Fanfics exist

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +6

      @@Jac58290
      (Laughs in cupcake)

    • @manavasrani4466
      @manavasrani4466 4 года назад +1

      cant wait

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 4 года назад

      Lyraaaaa

    • @1stAviator
      @1stAviator 4 года назад

      If I was still alive, I would've recruited Kira. Shit, Satan wants his phone back. Son of a bi

  • @Philip_Animates
    @Philip_Animates 7 месяцев назад +2

    Fashion disaster sounds a surprisingly good jojo stand name😂

  • @crystedits4616
    @crystedits4616 6 лет назад +767

    Luigi Giovanna
    And I can't believe she said Dio looked like David Bowie before we even got to Kira XD

    • @balbobiggins8012
      @balbobiggins8012 6 лет назад +34

      The hidden link between DIO and Kira

    • @kevinwilliam964
      @kevinwilliam964 6 лет назад +13

      Remember when Kira gave Jotaro ptsd?

    • @jeffreypinarchick2127
      @jeffreypinarchick2127 6 лет назад +4

      Sinister Garbage it all makes sense

    • @mamons30
      @mamons30 6 лет назад +4

      That's David bowie in his labyrinth costume

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 6 лет назад

      Once while browsing porn it gad a vid called david bowie lookalike fists a green FUCKER

  • @purple5823
    @purple5823 4 года назад +307

    "Filthy acts at a reasonable price. That is so cursed"
    Yes, yes it is.

    • @Vibin_Boi_Bruh
      @Vibin_Boi_Bruh 4 года назад +7

      The English name filthy acts at reasonable price makes sense cuz it also represents funny valentine actions
      Filthy acts he did for the price of America's good i mean he's the president so
      Just here to tell his English name actually makes sense

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +4

      I mean , honestly?The name sounds cool enough,sure,it's not nearly as good as the original name,but it's still pretty good imo
      What I'm worried about is how are they gonna make an acronym for it?what are they gonna say?FA3RP?

    • @vhem6007
      @vhem6007 4 года назад +2

      I’m not even on part 7 so I thought that was a meme to where it is just a stupid version of the name....

    • @xicriminal_gaming4754
      @xicriminal_gaming4754 2 года назад

      She said my stomach hurts not that is cursed .
      But that is cursed

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 5 лет назад +268

    He looks like David Bowie!
    KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT COMMENT

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 лет назад

      Oh shi-

    • @m-sama2140
      @m-sama2140 5 лет назад +1

      Kira Kuin, daisan no bakudan! BITES THE DUST!

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 лет назад

      @@m-sama2140 *explosion noises* whyyyyyyyyyyy ;-;

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 3 года назад +10

    5:12 Before I ever watched JoJo I thought Jotaro was a train conductor lmao!

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 2 года назад +1

      I thought Jotaro was a police before I watched Jojo

  • @detaexpunged9859
    @detaexpunged9859 6 лет назад +398

    S P E E D W A G O O O O N?

    • @omegabet3912
      @omegabet3912 6 лет назад +31

      *Stroheim voice:*Speeeeeeeeedowagonng ~

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 лет назад

      SpeedwaGONE

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад

      Nem
      *Acceptable Answer!*
      He is everyone’s bro so you are right
      Carry on

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 4 года назад +279

    "Lesbian mom jeans"
    *looks at my mom*
    "I knew it!"
    Edit: I mean no joke I did already know it for like 5 years lol

    • @Jac58290
      @Jac58290 4 года назад +20

      Her wife made me a bit suspicious, but now it's for sure

  • @MeidoInHebun
    @MeidoInHebun 6 лет назад +194

    Jolyne's mom called her Jojo

  • @Puricifier
    @Puricifier 2 года назад +4

    Can wait for Part 7 to get released and for the English dub Voice actor of F.V to yell : " *FLITHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE"!* "

  • @asta-is-dead
    @asta-is-dead 4 года назад +201

    "he looks like a bottom"
    me, looking towards the jotakak fandom: w-

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 4 года назад +5

      Bro what about josekak it exists

    • @thehollyraven
      @thehollyraven 3 года назад +1

      @@bunchaidiots2065 I’m 3 months late but. 👁👄👁
      the what fandom

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 года назад +8

      @@bunchaidiots2065
      Please tell me they use Young Joseph for that ship, PLEASE TELL ME THEY USE YOUNG JOSEPH FOR THAT SHIP!
      (Not that I ship them but Old Joseph x Kakyoin is kind of illegal since Kakyoin isn't a legal adult yet)

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 3 года назад +4

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 its old joseph unfortunately
      You can probably find it on that weird ass archive site

  • @andreavascelli5469
    @andreavascelli5469 6 лет назад +237

    in italian DIO is literally translated "GOD"

  • @asphodeile
    @asphodeile 4 года назад +80

    “so they named it filthy acts at a reasonable pri-“
    the girl: *_WHEEZING_*

  • @sharpswordxj5594
    @sharpswordxj5594 3 года назад +4

    I like to think that Jotaros hat has like a comb on the end so it slots into his hair , so it creates his seamless hair to hat combo. Anyway nice video mate.

  • @clowny7558
    @clowny7558 4 года назад +148

    "It's like homestuck, but anime-"
    N e v e r s a y t h a t a g a i n

  • @ballchopper3000
    @ballchopper3000 5 лет назад +210

    This moment when instead of R.E.O Speedwagon....
    I Heard Oreo speedwagon.

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 лет назад +1

      THAAAANKS GIOGIO
      not.even a freaking jojo freaking giogio

    • @febed01
      @febed01 5 лет назад +1

      Vento Speedwagon ^^ No, joking, Speedwagon actually reincarnated as Mista's #5

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 лет назад

      *sounds tasty*

  • @tobluetoblack
    @tobluetoblack 6 лет назад +151

    12:25 did he like, break the space time continuum with gay?
    You're super close!

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 5 лет назад +4

      Nathan Nissim it was a little frightening when I heard that, cause I was like:
      “Hol up”

  • @Baf416
    @Baf416 2 года назад +1

    "My stand of unbelievable power! I named it 'Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price' "

  • @diobrando4513
    @diobrando4513 4 года назад +257

    Everyone: laughs*
    The guy who named D4C, filthy acts at a reasonable price: :(

    • @jessicacarvalhocorrea2314
      @jessicacarvalhocorrea2314 4 года назад

      Someone explain to me??

    • @terla2971
      @terla2971 4 года назад +5

      Jessica Carvalho Correa it’s just the stupidest localization ever. Nothing to get the name is just plain stupid.

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 4 года назад +9

      @@terla2971 I beg to differ in that. Need I remind you that Flaccid Pancake is a thing.

    • @terla2971
      @terla2971 4 года назад +4

      @@load-bearingcoconut5586 Forgot about that one, I stand corrected it's one of the worse localization.

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 года назад +1

      Terla *BLUEFORD*

  • @asquirrel7757
    @asquirrel7757 4 года назад +127

    If there was a character called "Bitch Money" in my little pony i would watch it religiously

    • @AgentLando
      @AgentLando 3 года назад

      I'm gonna make an account called bitch money now

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 5 лет назад +480

    Nobody:
    English translators for manga: Filthy acts done at a reasonable price.

  • @aeromanoranges25yearsago75
    @aeromanoranges25yearsago75 Год назад +1

    "Filthy acts at a reasonable price"
    (Proceeds to swallow hydrochloric acid)

  • @Ayeato
    @Ayeato 5 лет назад +153

    “Is he some kind of god?”
    “Sort of”
    Bro this is literaly god, kars literaly is a god

    • @eenkoos2020
      @eenkoos2020 5 лет назад +11

      You mean, the ultimate bisexual unicorn life form

  • @doctordank4229
    @doctordank4229 6 лет назад +401

    hilarious love-letter with his stand | U N S A N I T A R Y A C T I O N S D O N E F O R A D I S C O U N T E D P R I C E |

    • @threekingstv4368
      @threekingstv4368 6 лет назад +81

      | U N W A S H E D F E A T S A C C O M P L I S H E D I N E X C H A N G E F O R A N A F F O R D A B L E R A T E |

    • @stereo5564
      @stereo5564 6 лет назад +32

      Regretful moments committed for a prince under the usual stock market

    • @jitsauce522
      @jitsauce522 6 лет назад +23

      Very regretful and unclean doings done for a reasonable price of which is below the usual cost

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 6 лет назад +27

      Services of questionable legality and morality performed in exchange for a significantly lower than average monetary sum.
      Aka SOQLAMPIEFASLTAMS

    • @random_idiot
      @random_idiot 6 лет назад +30

      Performance of operations of which are contemplated by the commonplace commonality to be characterized as unscrupulous and underhanded at an expenditure of which is contemplated by the commonplace commonality to be characterized as an extraordinarily insignificant magnitude of legal tender of a magnitude insignificant enough to bear comparison with the magnitude of legal tender that of which could be used to procure earthen soil.

  • @snowbringercult
    @snowbringercult 4 года назад +148

    "We'll get to David Bowie later"
    *Kira intensifies*

  • @sleepyboi5709
    @sleepyboi5709 3 года назад +10

    Nems reaction is my reaction to filthy acts at a reasonable price

  • @TrialByDance
    @TrialByDance 5 лет назад +434

    "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price" killed me

    • @ConfettiExplosion
      @ConfettiExplosion 5 лет назад +3

      The guy he stole that jo-joke from did it much better

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 лет назад +8

      How about im not gay but $20 is $20 (even though i am gay)

    • @D-Gauth
      @D-Gauth 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacket5596 this is 10000 times better

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 лет назад

      @@D-Gauth thank you

    • @rob6508
      @rob6508 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacket5596 sry already taken
      How about I aint straight but buttsex is buttsex

  • @beachbboy
    @beachbboy 4 года назад +307

    JoJo: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    American JoJo:
    *Unfathomable acts performed for a low monetary value*

    • @therat8390
      @therat8390 4 года назад +2

      had me dead XD

    • @barnaclescum7011
      @barnaclescum7011 4 года назад +19

      Socially Unacceptable Behavior With Low Exchange Value

    • @fattit7598
      @fattit7598 4 года назад +5

      Horrendous performances at a reduced cost

    • @impotato2316
      @impotato2316 4 года назад +1

      sounds like a stand for prostituion

    • @Sewerslider
      @Sewerslider 4 года назад +1

      Villanous Actions In Exchange For A Shallow Cost

  • @Magnet_Chaos
    @Magnet_Chaos 5 лет назад +237

    "Nobody in My Little Pony has a severed limb fetish!"
    Lyra: Am I joke to you?