Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters (ft. Nem)
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- Опубликовано: 20 май 2018
- After the poor job Rose did with MLP, it's time the tables were turned to a show they watch. Watch as MAsplinobi activates their stand and has Nem guess characters from the popular anime and manga series, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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Dude,actually Kira is not a name it is a surn name because hisfather named Yoshihiro Kira
JOEL
DO ANOTHER JOJO REACTION VIDEO BUT WITH ALL PART 5 CHARACTERS!
Ko Ichi
M.A. Splinobi all those views are me rewatching this video 😂
"Kakyoin looks like a bottom."
Every JoJo fan who read THAT fan manga: *war flashbacks to a certain egg*
"Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?"
*KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG*
E c h o e s a c t - 1
CLA A!AAAAAAAA!AAAA!AAAA!AAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
jouta should be burnt in a fire
Caesar: literally seduces a girl the first time we meet him
“Yeah he’s super gay”
it’s set in the 40s, he had to blend in somehow 😔
@@olivias364 But... it was said that he wanted to have a family like with actual kids and a wife.
But sure he looks hella gay, not like pucci tho
Mario Bros so did i two years ago, now im a lesbian 😳 i mean it doesnt matter im just messing lol
edit: wait wtf "actual kids"???? can't gay people have families?? what
@@olivias364 I know people like to fantasize about characters but when characters are stated like that and people infer it kinda hurts araki creation, but it really doesn't matter
@@mariobros2169 lol i do not think he cares for even a second what english speaking gay fans are saying about his characters on youtube
"Lisa Lisa, that's like the most white suburban mom name"
Well she got the mom part right... Joseph had to find out the HARD way...
Wow I watched this before the funny mustache man
why
lol
Im early
Oh My Fucking God dude I see you everywhere dm me right now
"don't name him spaghetti"
literally every other character in part 5 is named after food
- How many JoJos are there?
- How many breads have you eaten in your life?
So...eight
Hmm yeah there are 0 jojo
Nushi1098 uhhh...
I don’t know.
A lot.
13, I prefer Japanese food.
“Lisa Lisa is her real name”
Elizabeth: am I a jojoke to you?
Cynrui BROOO that’s my WattPad pfp
Is that a Jojo reference?
the mom part isnt wrong
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Caesar is not gay!!!!!!
The fact that she gets super close so often is SO HILARIOUS.
2:48 "Gayatta sounds like a pasta dish"
You're not wrong he's Italian after all.
“Did he just, like, break the space-time continuum with gay, or what?”
How is it that Natalie knows nothing about JoJo and yet knows everything about JoJo?
Because it is JoJo
It must be the work of an enemy's stand
In PMMM we get a character who actually does break the space time continuum with/for the gay. Literally. She fucking wrecking balls that bitch.
because it's bizarre adventure.
@@bee4838 what's a pmmm
"No straight people in jojo"
*Granny Erina cries for Johnaton Joestar*
*laughs in Ghiaccio*
what about joseph, he gets married
@@silverfish1294 It's just a stupid, boring tumblr-tier meme, there is only a handful of gay characters in JoJo.
Is there any gay characters in jojo
@@silentlore2458 well there is one i can think of, a priest that is in love with Dio
"Like, if that blonde guy wasn't , like,
the epitome of gay"
"THIS is the epitome of gay"
Avpol shippers: *intense sweating*
6:05
ruclips.net/video/zoLNbme8njY/видео.html here
Those exist?
Such an underrated pairing :(❤
“Nobody in my little pony have a severed hand fetish” that is the best line I have ever heard
"Did he break the space-time continuum with gay?"
Best description of Pucci I've heard
Same
With gay............
Made with gay
"HE BROKE IT *FOR* GAY!"
@@badtothebone5268 made in gay
Nem called the world, Gold, and Golden experience, Gold man. Like father like son
Gio Gio...
Your a bottom vibe ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
ah! green man!
You made me remember that Dio is Giorno dad lol
Aren’t you dead?
“We don’t know where the hat stops and the hair starts.”
There was the battle with D’Arby Junior where he took off his hat for pretty much half the episode, so we technically do get to see it.
I'll never forget how Joseph just ran around with automatic Wepons
"did he like, break the time continumn with gay, or what?"
Well yes, but actually yes
well he kinda reseted it
That's hilariously kind of accurate
Yes yes yes.
I mean like yeah
Did...did she just call Milf Hunter Kakyoin a bottom.....?
because he is
he is a bottom though lmfao
He lays eggs, sooo...
DIO probably agrees.
@@epicbeast7 oh, Dio agrees
god i love nems reaction to “fithly acts at a reasonable price” LMFAOOO
I just laughed to tears when i heard "filthy acts at reasonable price" 😂😂😂😂😂
"did his gay break the space-time continuum?"
(jaw hits the floor)
There's no way that she just guessed that.
Would work more with Valentine but yeah.
It’s true tho
Gayatta!
Giorno GioStar Valentine is a total Chad
"That's not how the people on the 40s dress!"
"He's not a normal Person!"
Practically every stand user dresses like they're in a cat walk every second in their life.
Well to be fair, Joseph wasn't a stand user then lol
What about koichi
Davzviet he's the manager that has to deal with his models bs lmao 😂
@@davzviet5075 Yea what about me
@@samanthual Also idk what to say bout that
"Everyone is so BUFF"
Thats just how jojo works
“ LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... *L* *u* *i* *g* *i* “ 10:12
“We’ll get to David Bowie Later”
*_Killer Queen Click in the background_*
Stephen Reed bites za dusto!
Stephen Reed the entire video I was wondering that Killer Queen is made by Queen, and Queen also did a song with David Bowie
@@kinggeorgeiii7515 Kira Yoshikage looks like David Bowie
@@niceee3068 no he is based on David bowie
@@Akira.0. yeah thats what i meant, thanks for clarifying
"He is a priest...and he is incredibly gay for DIO"
It casually happens that DIO means God in Italian...So, yeah, there's also that...
"DIOs"
And Pucci has said that he loves DIO as he loves God
a jerry boi Thats in Spanish lol
I will watch jojo just because this
Diavolo is Devil in Italian too
3:13 bitch money is my favorite by far
The fact that she guessed that Pucci specifically broke the Space Time Continuum with his gayness is amazing. His entire character arc in a nutshell
Just saying Lisa Lisa's actual name is Elizabeth Joestar
#rekt
I hate how everyone forgets that
yea but spoilers
You get spoilers of part 4, 5, 6 and 7 in this video, don't cry over lisa's name)
She insulted koichi the real piller man
Original name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Localized name: I Ain't Gay, But $20 is $20
but come on $20 is $20
Stolen from a name tier video.
@@Quantum_Revert stolen from a jodoggo tier list video
@@tang7706 Stfu
@@declicitous1763 no.
“It sounds like a poorly translated game show: fix that spaghetti!”
I’m dying of laughter!!!!
I LEGIT DIED AT D4C, FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE LOL
“It’s like Homestuck but anime”
“Never say that again”
would have been funnier if he called her... the b word....
@@juliaconn8259 no, all women are queens
Isn't this basically Jojolion, given all the Higashikatas in that part?
@@megacrimge7504 all the other jojos: if She breaths, She's a thot
The worst part about this phrase is it's pretty accurate.
Y’all my stepdad called Kars “drag queen stripper person” 😂
Bruh, my dad called him "man icarus"
Bruh moment
@@montanaleatherbury9568 That's a mega bruh moment
That's fucking amazing LMAO
Best description I've ever heard
I love how she guessed Pucci breaking the space and time continuum right
Ah yes my favorite anime, Buff guy screaming at people for extended periods of time
im imaging in the dub they yell, "FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE!"
I mean his Stand is literally representing what he did in both Japanese and English version and the filthy acts at reasonable price makes sense cuz the filthy acts he did to keep America save i mean he's the president after all
And instead of D4C they just call it Faaarp.
F.V.: With my stand, |Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price|, I shall take over the wor-
Johnny: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Dafuq did u just say ur stand name is?!?!?!?
@@ikbeneenezelii185 funny avalentines aarp, old folk insurance for AMERICANZ
Fa3rp
Ew
"We'll get to David Bowie later.."
*disturbed bowie in the far right*
Like Number: Faiz...........Not Anymore.
@@Android2 I get it.
5:12 Before I ever watched JoJo I thought Jotaro was a train conductor lmao!
I thought Jotaro was a police before I watched Jojo
0:32 Jonathan Joestar
0:42 Speedwagon
1:19 Joseph Joestar
2:08 Caesar Zeppeli
2:57 Lisa Lisa
3:37 Kars
4:05 DIO
4:44 Jotaro Kujo
5:55 Polnareff
6:40 Kakyoin
7:24 Josuke Higashikata
8:17 Koichi Hirose
9:01 Kira
9:54: Giorno Giovanna
10:46 Bruno
11:30 Diavolo
11:51 Jolyne Cujoh
12:20 Pucci
13:54 Johnny Joestar
14:38 Funny Valentine
there is 1 (one) straight person in jojo and that's hol horse, it's his special ability bc he was the one person to not fall in love with dio which let him try to kill him
incorrect. Hol horse would pipe hanged man any day.
Jotaro wasn't gay
Oh wait he fisted every villain. Nvm
Why ain't anyone talkin bout mah boy speedwagon?
The entire horse?
@@therat8390 J. Geil. Hanged Man is the stand. He cannot fuck the stand.
"Oh my God he's wearing like lesbian mom jeans "
Damn she's perspective
She way right about my gayness
Why do ppl get confused with my hat.
It is obviously a super good haircut
Jotaro Kujo no it’s confusing as hell
@@ceaserzeppeli5837 but when we first see you your Simon over a girl
Me the first person to use the requiem arrow: haha am power and i have 2 types of stand
I return to those guessing videos religiously once every few months and they're good every time
,The gayer they look the stronger they are' is the first rule of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
That was one gay monkey
@Rando
>Diavolo
>Straight
Ayyylmao.
Then why wasn't Kars able to snap away half of the universe with a snap
@@AA-xd4yv He didn't have the red stone long enough to do it
But Jotaro
Kakyoin WAS the receiver of penetration...Just a different type.
Ouch
yes, with an entire hand...
Ultimate fisting
Where did this egg come from?
ZA WARUDO
Can wait for Part 7 to get released and for the English dub Voice actor of F.V to yell : " *FLITHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE"!* "
I come back to this video every now and again :')
Ah yes, my favourite JoJo characters, jean jean and green man.
And bruno buccellati
crittcal ops gameplay
I mean they’re both technically right
@@jacobsanchez4318 ray romano
Don’t forget Crop Top and J O J O
Brooms cooler
Can’t wait until steel ball run gets animated and funny valentine calls out “come forth Filthy acts at a reasonable price “😂😂
🤣
I think they cancelled SBR for the anime adaptation
Y
@@fachri7c467 I think they said that they were running out of money so part 7 is sadly probably never gonna get animated 🥲
F
Nems reaction is my reaction to filthy acts at a reasonable price
I like to think that Jotaros hat has like a comb on the end so it slots into his hair , so it creates his seamless hair to hat combo. Anyway nice video mate.
“There’s no straight people in JoJo”
Flashback of Joseph peeping on his own mum
NICE!
I love how people just forget about kids lmao
@@razovic527 its called bisexuality, man
@@mckennaa3641 bruh
He just had a bad day, that's all
I actually lost it at "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price"
Petty-ass overpowered cotton candy robot boy
D4C vs FA3RP
Me too. Never knew that lmao, that's priceless.
F3ARP
My favorite Esidisi song
6:56 *flashbacks to holly trying to get in kakyoin's pants*
I am literally crying by how funny you guys are
6:45
>"he gives a massive bottom vibe"
*KAKYOIN, DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?*
No stop you’re gonna give me flashba-
too late
when was this?
*EGG,DID YOU LAY THIS KAKYOIN?*
*JOUTA KUJO AND CHARMY GREEN*
Fabled I mean, he DID get penetrated
Icarus
Carus
Cars
Kars
*Intellegence 100*
@@thischannelwasamistake9403 Your intelligence is 0 because you spelled it wrong.
@@li11111 oof
*_o o f_*
That's almost a reference to some Russion Rock right here. Just saying
I enjoyed this very much
i love how the original video is guessing their names but it started turning into guessing their sex position
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing
My mind: *diodarant*
*Sprays the can*
*WWWWRRRRYYYYYYY!*
What does dio smell like then?
Spray some vampire on you
u u u uu u u
Your mind is purple haze.
4:55
“How many jojos are there”
That’s it
That’s the plot
They are all joestars in blood.
There are the 8 from each part and also
Lisa Lisa
You would be so surprised how many of thoughts characters actually are straight to where it makes you go a little insane just thinking about it
It truly is amazing where quarantine brings you these days
jesus is technically a jojo character
Jesus Joestar
jeasus *is* a jojo charracter , and , cannonically speaking , Kenishiro is as well , since Bohemian Rapsody
@@mihaiioc.3809 oh yeah i forgot about that
Jejo
Jejo no Kimyou na Boken
"no straight people in JoJo"
jotaro is the *literal* manliest anime character ever
edit: hi people who still somehow find this! i made this comment when i was an ignorant 15 year old but yes, now i can fully confirm there are no straight people in jojo
But kenshiro, just exists
@@skelebrowhovian6817 oh yes he is the manliest my bad
Unless the only dolphins he can find are male.
But Koichi existed so Jotaro is slightly gay
Agreed
I loved Natalie's reaction to "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price"
The show just keeps on getting more bizarre
*shows Jolyne*
"Why did you lick your lips"
LOL
GuiltyGhost Jolyne was caught... Uhhh...
In front of a guard.
Tomanyan And the nyans the guard probably had the biggest boner of all time
Jonathan is the straightest JoJo
Also Jotaro cuz he had a Kid with a -Dolphin- Woman
And absolutely Joseph for cheating on his wife
Absolutely Joseph because he like is the only JoJo that likes *T H O T S*
Gabriel Alessandro please if anyone is the thot it’s HOseph
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Joseph? Not at all, remember when he dressed up as a girl and offered guards tequila?
TheExtremeGamer
That’s Joseph
“He gives off, like a massive bottom vibe.”
*_KAKYOIN!! DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?_*
8:45 I forgot jokes name until I remembered 1 line "oi, joske"
“His name is Giorno G I O V A N N I”
Me, an intellectual: GIORNO GIOVANNA
Vanilla Rice what?
@@shrekvin3457 the dude said Giornos name was Giorno Giovanni....I cringed so hard at that moment that I even cringed on the inside....how tf did you not hear that?
@@akiraamamiya8483 he say the name of Bruno is Bruno Buccialati * cries in italian *
Sei italiano vero?
@@akiraamamiya8483 in the part 2 video he says he mistaked it and says it correctly (ruclips.net/video/MZ1YPDnb6fE/видео.html)
9:57 “There’s not a single straight person in JoJo” Are you forgetting the man himself... *HOL HORSE*
And avdol
KOICHI OKUYASA SHIGECHI KIRA um german sience guy i forgot
Isn’t Girono straight
@@mgame9855 no absolutely not, hima nd mista actually did it
ANNASUI IS THE MOST STRAIGTEST JOJO CHARACTER
This hurts but yet hilarious at the same time 😂
"My stand of unbelievable power! I named it 'Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price' "
Japanese original: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap / D4C"
American Version of Funny Valentine's Stand: "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price."
Me: What's wrong with just calling it "Dirty Deeds?"
Or “Dimes 4 Crimes”
@@magicmonkey7075 I like it. Same energy and it keeps the D4C.
Scott Rauch Someone else came up with that by the way, I was just sharing
Or "Petty-ass Overpowered Cotton Candy Robot Boy"
Crafty Conspiracy’s at a Curtail Cost
"Her name is not Lisa Lisa."
True. Her real name *Elilzabeth Joestar.*
i dont think there are two l's in elizabeth.
*Elil'zabeth Joestar*
*Lilza Lilza Joestar*
@@superredboi1440 lil' lisa lisa
_Origin *NICEEEE*
I like how you sid Crazy diamond was when they started using musical reference where theylre were MULTIPLE in the previous parts, such as REO Speedwagon and Dio whoch you alsready did
They do realize this is JOJO's BIZARRE adventure. There will be JoJos and Bizarre things, like character disign.
[ F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E ]
Fucking caught me off guard
*[D4C]
They can name him D4C and not get sued becuase in the song it's just dirty deeds dont dirty cheap
Im dying to this call 911 pls😂😂😂😂😂
CryoFox I had no idea that’s what d4c’s English name was so I died
just realized the "fuck go back" meme with GER is literally it's ability
ruclips.net/video/zoLNbme8njY/видео.html here
🤣🤣🤣👍
fuck go back
fuck go back
fuck go back
fuck go back
fuck go back
fuck go back
im glad i never skipped part
Love how they completely guessed somewhat that he was a boss of something by “ring leader”
Stand User:「Nem」
Stand: *「B I T C H M O N E Y」*
Stats and ability?
@@hashiratheenby450 there is no ability cus she got none
@@hashiratheenby450 shit forgot bout that
I would rather THIS be D4Cs alternative name
Sounds like Harvest
>implying spaghetti wouldn't be a totally reasonable part 5 name
Part 5 has Risotto, Prosciutto, Formaggio and Ciocolatta, so Spaghetti would fit right in
Fig cookie, orange, Mixed Salad, Lamb, Clotted Cream, salt, Sugar, cheese, black rice, illusion,
*w h o a*
Part 5 has a motherfucking ice cream
@Gabriel Mota yeah but sorbet is a type of ice cream
I don't know if it was for immersion and that araki couldn't come up with a decent roster of memorable Italian names or what but legit everyone is just named after food (in Italian)
"How many fucking jojo's are there"
Every Jojo fan: Yes.
9:05 he’s character is kinda like shigaraki and light yagami mixed together
Etika, FLAWLESSLY, described the STYLE of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's with only TWO WORDS...
"FLAMBOYANT MASCULINITY."
May Etika, forever, rest in peace.
F
is she dead or what ?
Etika killed himself
what does etika have to do with this
Thot _ He watched Jojo on stream before he died
"He gives off a massive bottom vibe"
JotaKak fans: screaming
I mean...you ain't wrong XD
But I laughed for the most of it XDDD
Yes yes yes yes
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Yes
I literally screamed
As someone who ships Kakyoin with Jotaro's mom, JotaKak shippers make me want to slap someone
“homestuck but anime” ive never heard something more terrifying
Everybody seems to forget the wheel of fortune episode, jotaro took his hat off
“We’ll get to David Bowie later...”
*shows picture of Kira Yoshikage*
BRUH YOUR PFP IS LITERALLY MY OLD DISCORD PICTURE
15:35 Joe Biden will be the next Funny Valentines 😅
"Don't name him spaghetti or i'll kick you out"
Part 5 characters: literally named after food
"And this is the part where they just started using song references"
Kars, Whammu and Eisidisi: *Are we a joke to you?*
You, thousands of years old demigods got owned by a teenager so yeah, pretty much.
William Zeppeli: *amateurs*
You shoulda told her that Lisa-Lisa is about 50 years old.
Joseph cant be Lisa Lisas son because he actually aged
@@granturismomarko2281 He didn't train his hamon, if he had he would stay young looking, until he would rapidly start aging.
@@granturismomarko2281 Even with Hamon you still age, but really Slow, he was 60 or more in Stardust, even Straits, who trained Hamon aged at 60+
"Filthy acts at a reasonable price"
(Proceeds to swallow hydrochloric acid)
Imagine, not knowing any of the main JoJo-s, but knowing, the JoJo stands in part 3 based on tarot cards
"This is the gayest jojo character"
Ah yes, a literal priest is the gayest jojo character.
I mean i think that being DIODORANT's boyfriend and being gay enough to reset the universe for DIODORANT
Is gaj
I'm gaj'nt if you ask
He is
But he is