John Guesses Vento Aureo Stands

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @PureBoi
    @PureBoi 5 лет назад +5814

    "He actually kicks more than punches"
    7 page muda: Am i a joke to you?

    • @Michael-Ambarossa
      @Michael-Ambarossa 5 лет назад +47

      im want die should be stand name and it can make bridgs with macronee

    • @jojokes_n_stuff
      @jojokes_n_stuff 5 лет назад +99

      @DIO Brando Hey DIO, when you're screwing girls do you ask Jonathan does he enjoy this?? Honestly I bet you do with your gay ass!
      -Triggered Joseph Joestar

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +165

      I guess so

    • @ryleybrooks73
      @ryleybrooks73 5 лет назад +9

      Angry Pingu hello old friends

    • @jojokes_n_stuff
      @jojokes_n_stuff 5 лет назад +3

      @@ryleybrooks73 Hello

  • @starman6392
    @starman6392 5 лет назад +488

    *Proceeds to call Abbachio's Stand Metallica*
    Risotto: *screams in razor*

    • @transboi4754
      @transboi4754 4 года назад +8

      Razors are terrifying

    • @transboi4754
      @transboi4754 4 года назад +7

      And razors are painful when thrown up

    • @themememeister8382
      @themememeister8382 4 года назад +5

      Risotto:NOOOOO!!!!1!1!!11! YOU CANT JUST WITHSTAND MY ATTACK
      Doppio: haha razor go AAAAAA-

    • @neonix761
      @neonix761 4 года назад

      @Leone Abbacchio he literally killed you and you just say "best boy" like what the hell

    • @neonix761
      @neonix761 4 года назад

      @Leone Abbacchio bruh have you lost your memories like gappy? imma send a link

  • @wickedgrimm3270
    @wickedgrimm3270 5 лет назад +2561

    remove cause from effect= king crimson
    remove effect from causes= G.E.R

    • @SonicSuperSpeed1
      @SonicSuperSpeed1 5 лет назад +141

      WickedGrimm that.....actually explains them perfectly

    • @kanekinzinzin
      @kanekinzinzin 5 лет назад +136

      Example: you died on minecraf but you never saw what happened
      You died in minecraft but you will never reach respawn screen(dying infinitely)

    • @cahruun
      @cahruun 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah, ger just cancels out king crimson. If diavolo wasn’t stupid he could’ve still won against it if he used kc to mitigate ger’s effect

    • @giornogiovanna729
      @giornogiovanna729 5 лет назад +30

      @@cahruun He already used KC's ability, Giorno was in the "subspace" of it's ability, but G.E.R just said "nope, not happening" and reversed it/reset it unto zero. Pretty much like Jotaro moving in the stopped time of The World. (I mean, just imagine as if Jotaro never achieved the time stop ability)

    • @Dino-er8tp
      @Dino-er8tp 5 лет назад +7

      Actually its more like KC skips the effect, and GER resets to 0

  • @sageee404
    @sageee404 5 лет назад +2939

    G.e.r summed up
    “Not funny”
    *”didn’t happen”*

    • @kyuura4324
      @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +18

      King Crimson summed up: Diavolio has save states

    • @siggy2508
      @siggy2508 5 лет назад +38

      @@kyuura4324 no that would be bites the dust, king crimson is more like skipping 10 seconds in a youtube video

    • @gladandsad2581
      @gladandsad2581 5 лет назад +3

      @@siggy2508 I did that today!

    • @syrilascended1172
      @syrilascended1172 5 лет назад +22

      @@siggy2508 nah its just: *LAG* but only one person has good wifi

    • @desire9308
      @desire9308 4 года назад +5

      Why is this so fucking correct

  • @MrLCGO
    @MrLCGO 5 лет назад +714

    -"Honestly, I'm still excited to see how they beat these kinds of powers"
    -"It's called G.E.R."
    -"Oh..."
    Same.

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 года назад +15

      if requiem wasnt a thing i thought giorno would
      beat diavolo by using his life giver ability, like with bruno where he accelerates his consciousness, but it somehow fucks with diavolos time skip
      idk how itd work but i think it would be cool

    • @basedimperialism
      @basedimperialism 3 года назад +8

      @@robyn6455 Giorno accelerates Diavolo's timeskip to the point where Diavolo skips over the entirety of the universe, and thus essentially removes himself from existence?

    • @Kosaku-kawajiri
      @Kosaku-kawajiri Год назад

      ​@@robyn6455 did you think Diavolo will let Giorno hit he?????

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh Год назад +3

      @@robyn6455that’d be cool, he would think he’s skipping over 10 seconds when in reality it’s only been a few milliseconds

    • @ThatOneCarrot_
      @ThatOneCarrot_ 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@basedimperialism Made in Crimson?!

  • @135roze
    @135roze 5 лет назад +5820

    Why write paragraphs about GER's ability when you can just sum it up in one word: “No”

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 лет назад +115

      That's not what happened

    • @amogusgaming4459
      @amogusgaming4459 5 лет назад +136

      codebracker really?
      I thought he negates all attacks

    • @azureiceflare4243
      @azureiceflare4243 5 лет назад +243

      Norbu that’s the joke- it’s kind of like no that’s not what happened

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 лет назад +103

      @@azureiceflare4243 Yeah like when someone has a flashback and someone says "wait I was there, that's not what happened"

    • @HumbleShelf
      @HumbleShelf 5 лет назад +22

      u

  • @shxdewxstxken
    @shxdewxstxken 5 лет назад +2242

    How they just gonna skip the real purple haze and Sex Pistols

    • @WhyFi59
      @WhyFi59 5 лет назад +340

      They forgot about Fugo as much as Araki smh

    • @edgarvega5859
      @edgarvega5859 5 лет назад +168

      Also Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, etc.

    • @shxdewxstxken
      @shxdewxstxken 5 лет назад +11

      True

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 5 лет назад +150

      Man, Part 5 had so many good stands.
      Meanwhile in part 6: my stand can detect wind movement... That's it.
      Also part 6: my stand makes people angry... That's it
      Also also part 6: I AM VERY SUICIDAL AND I THINK MY STAND KILLS SOMEONE WHEN I TRY TO KILL MYSELF.

    • @waker_link
      @waker_link 5 лет назад +24

      @@DissedRedEngie yeah, most of part 6 stands are extremely mediocre at best, which honestly makes the entire part way more boring

  • @jpz.8772
    @jpz.8772 5 лет назад +2116

    "What's a good Christian rock band?" "Metallica"

    • @asmodeus58XX
      @asmodeus58XX 5 лет назад +27

      W.A.S.P. is now a Christian band, and they're better than they'd ever been as deviants IMHO.

    • @thatsahumanperson1049
      @thatsahumanperson1049 5 лет назад +8

      My favorite Christian rock band is “Duwong”

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 5 лет назад +1

      Casting crowns
      Newsboys
      Nah
      METALLICA

    • @ddomenicoeeziommancini
      @ddomenicoeeziommancini 4 года назад +2

      Powerwolf

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic 4 года назад +3

      I was legit about to call it “Jesus Freak”

  • @sniddler9114
    @sniddler9114 5 лет назад +225

    The best way to describe GER is "Ctrl + Z"

    • @hyperiusnovani
      @hyperiusnovani 4 года назад +11

      That explanation also suits *Killer Queen: Bites The Dust* very well

    • @masarusenpai1952
      @masarusenpai1952 4 года назад +1

      A better way to explain it is to continuously press 1 on your laptop while watching this video

    • @hyperiusnovani
      @hyperiusnovani 4 года назад

      @@masarusenpai1952 but every time you do that, you also know what happened in the 10 seconds you skipped.

    • @frallbobroggins4005
      @frallbobroggins4005 4 года назад

      Sniddler It’s basically just time keeps moving, but it can make things that happened, not happen.

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy 4 года назад

      Screw that... Just click the pause button and you'll what's that stand

  • @SHADOMEGA7569
    @SHADOMEGA7569 5 лет назад +599

    *Beach Boys*
    * a fishing rod withbthe power that makes people think they're fish*
    Weather Report: *exists*

    • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079
      @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 4 года назад +16

      Its like a requiem of that idea lol. It doesnt just make them think they are fish, it makes them fish.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +7

      F r o g s

    • @halfhorse4565
      @halfhorse4565 4 года назад +5

      @@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 nah.... If you read it until the end, it says it just makes people turn into a snail.

    • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079
      @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 4 года назад +6

      @@halfhorse4565 Its cause is subliminal messages that make them think they are snails tho.

    • @mechatecha8514
      @mechatecha8514 4 года назад

      @@Scazoid *snails*

  • @misko5877
    @misko5877 5 лет назад +701

    Tries to explain Beach boy, explains Heavy weather

  • @TheAweDude1
    @TheAweDude1 5 лет назад +3074

    Best way to explain Red Senpai: You ever played an online game and lagged out? Where you're doing a thing, then you lag out for a few seconds, you're character is still doing the things, but you have no idea what is happening. KC is like forcing the entire world to lag out.

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 5 лет назад +137

      TheAweDude1 HOW DOES IT WORK, IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN STOP TIME, YOU CAN REWIND TIME BUT YOU CANT ERASE TIME , IT SHOULDNT BE THERE

    • @TrulySomeone
      @TrulySomeone 5 лет назад +136

      patrick ripley iii
      Erasing time isn’t exactly what happens there.
      Just imagine that during the “Time Erasure” King Crimson is completely invincible, and people will be forced to carry out whatever action the were fated to do. King Crimson however is completely fine, and is able to do as he pleases, no one is able to move within the “Erased Time”, (Except for G.E.R.) and once the ability is finished, you’ll have absolutely no idea what had just happened during the “Erased Time” and King Crimson can use Epitath during this time to see everyone’s actions on full display (as seen in his first reveal) but now he uses his hair for his “Future Footage”. King Crimson can position himself in accordance to his Epitath’s Footage for him to be in the perfect spot for an attack. This is really why King Crimson is just so powerful.
      And the stand on itself is different than most others, it doesn’t “stand rush” or use barrage punches, King Crimson just throws out one really, really strong punch, and that’s the fight (See Abacchio for example) .
      So let’s give an example:
      If someone were to try to shoot you (Proud Owner of both Epitath and King Crimson) with a gun, you would’ve already known of it happening thanks to Epitath, so all you need to do is to active King Crimson’s “Time Erasure” and wait for the bullet to go through you, then finish the ability. So, basically, you didn’t get shot. No, what happened was that the bullet got shot from the gun, moved a little bit, then got instantly teleported on the other side of you, then just missed. You know why? Because the *time with the impact of the bullet hitting you was completely erased* . The bullet *never* hit you, it didn’t.
      That’s King Crimson’s ability. Simple? No, understandable? Yes.
      Tl;dr Read it you mammoni. I really dislike it when people write off King Crimson as a “not really thought through stand with a dumb under-explained overpowered just for the sake of the plot”, when in reality it’s very unique and makes sense.
      I personally think that G.E.R. is a much weirder stand, but it seems King Crimson just gets the smaller end of the stick...
      Tl;dr;tl;dr I love King Crimson and i’m sure that this isn’t even comprehensible in any way but whatever.

    • @TrulySomeone
      @TrulySomeone 5 лет назад +34

      so basically he just DDOSes reality

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah I was joking 😂 I understand his ability, I was just quoting a video of someone who didn't

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 лет назад +18

      The Japanese pronunciation of King Crimson is “kingu kurimuzon” (sounding like “Kingu Kurimson” because it’s being said by native speakers). Not “Kingu crimsonu”. That just sounds wrong and ugly.

  • @richell555
    @richell555 5 лет назад +3405

    No one:
    Narancia: Theres a shark in my soup

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 лет назад +126

      There's no shark in my soup*

    • @shadowtheretard5362
      @shadowtheretard5362 5 лет назад +117

      I always say it with woody's voice
      *"there's a S H A R K in mah S O U P"*

    • @leventenagy1488
      @leventenagy1488 5 лет назад +43

      W H E R E I S M A H S U P E R S U I T ? !

    • @twitchgraal9030
      @twitchgraal9030 5 лет назад +17

      @@leventenagy1488 Theres a snake in my boot.

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 лет назад +9

      Chinese restoraunt intensified.

  • @Kinography
    @Kinography 5 лет назад +159

    “I don’t like The Beatles I like George Harrison.” Well good thing While My Guitar Gently Weeps was written and sung by George Harrison.

  • @hairythepig3260
    @hairythepig3260 5 лет назад +427

    How could you not include Purple Haze after John guessed it twice, the man deserves to see it

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 5 лет назад +3

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 5 лет назад +2

      @ToeTruck once in this video, and once in the stardust crusaders video

    • @agenta6432
      @agenta6432 4 года назад +6

      guessed it more than it was used

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад

      I think he put it together before he started guessing

  • @Kerubu
    @Kerubu 5 лет назад +1770

    I think the best explanation I've ever heard of King Crimson is "He deletes autonomy."

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 лет назад +78

      He becomes intangible and causes amnesia

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu 5 лет назад +100

      He erases cause while effect remains.
      Basically erases a length of time and anything that happened during, but not the results of it.

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound 5 лет назад +62

      What about '''Lags the world for 5 seconds but removes himself from the effect?''

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 лет назад +12

      @@aaronsound The result is the same, if you don't count epitaph

    • @substituteaccount1915
      @substituteaccount1915 5 лет назад +16

      Ok you know when you fall asleep and time kinda like skips to the morning? Yeaaaaa...

  • @josephhiers9523
    @josephhiers9523 5 лет назад +720

    Naranccia is dumb but he's a good fighter. He uses his stand very well.

  • @lavaforevah
    @lavaforevah 5 лет назад +320

    *calls requim act 2*
    Requim:why do I have no self dignity.

  • @ziryuri
    @ziryuri 5 лет назад +162

    -Says Moody Blues is Metalica-
    Me: -DYING FROM LAUGHTER- oooo do we have a treat for you

  • @C7007
    @C7007 5 лет назад +141

    Beach Boy’s guessed power is so cool
    -Mista, what are you doing?
    *trembles on the floor and make wet noises*

  • @The_Wok115
    @The_Wok115 5 лет назад +251

    I like how it feels like he's acually trying to guess the stand instead of giving up and plunging into the deep end. Its a nice change of pace

    • @plantnerd_1147
      @plantnerd_1147 5 лет назад +10

      little guy gamer I feel like the difference between these and other “guess the stand” videos is that this dude has a solid concept of what stands are and the naming conventions/functions - like, he actually knows what he’s doing lol

    • @The_Wok115
      @The_Wok115 5 лет назад

      @@plantnerd_1147 true that

  • @saxosipho
    @saxosipho 5 лет назад +730

    I think Spice Girl's ability is better described as "elastification" rather than "softening".
    That one fits Vitamin C a lot better.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 лет назад +115

      Yeah I mean, if Trish makes things soft, why does she make me hard?

    • @saxosipho
      @saxosipho 5 лет назад +24

      @@matikkkii3482
      She's 16, yo.
      Also, bad joke.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 лет назад +59

      @@saxosipho Its legal in here. Also, what joke?

    • @saxosipho
      @saxosipho 5 лет назад +5

      @@matikkkii3482
      Yours.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 лет назад +55

      @@saxosipho I don't rememeber making any jokes

  • @worztbeats8189
    @worztbeats8189 5 лет назад +225

    the easiest way to explain G.E.R is when you just playing minecraft and you have lag, you break a block and then the item doesn´t comes out, and then the block just appears again like you never broke it, and king crimson is low fps, you´re just walking and then the game freezes and you appear away from when the game freezed, like you keeped going.

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 5 лет назад +89

    This makes me wanna bring up a point:
    Spice girls can change anything material. *Not called Material Girl*
    Melones stand can create a child that is evil as will kill you. *Not called Wayward Son*
    Cinderella can essentially make you look like someone else. *Not called Wannabe*

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 3 года назад +11

      Cinderella is still a pretty fitting name

    • @Scorpionspear77
      @Scorpionspear77 3 года назад +7

      Scary Monsters can turn people into dinosaurs: Not called Walk the Dinosaur

    • @reklawenomor
      @reklawenomor 11 месяцев назад +2

      Spice Girl softens material, it doesn't change it overall.

  • @_Mingus_
    @_Mingus_ 5 лет назад +426

    Her power is seduction
    No, her power is she makes things soft.
    Me: So, the opposite.

    • @shopliftedtiara
      @shopliftedtiara 4 года назад +25

      damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

    • @michaelecklund9017
      @michaelecklund9017 4 года назад +6

      She cant make me soft

    • @6nefarious979
      @6nefarious979 4 года назад +18

      Michael Ecklund no idea what you’re implying but...NIGGA SHE 15

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 года назад +7

      Kel’Thiroth she is legal in italy

    • @looped_z
      @looped_z 4 года назад +8

      He said the stand has “birthing hips”

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 5 лет назад +609

    “Creating decoys” actually sounds like a sick stand ability.

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 5 лет назад +23

      Robzilla Venom Snake as a Stand User

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 5 лет назад +35

      Abbacchio could *kind of* do that.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 5 лет назад +3

      @@SnowEspeon Yeah, but it wasn't *quite* the same thing.

    • @ssstrafe5414
      @ssstrafe5414 5 лет назад +15

      I mean Paper Moon King from part 8 is sorta like creating decoys

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 5 лет назад +4

      @@RegalRoyalWasTaken It's as close as we've gotten in the series so far. Too bad Abbacchio didn't do that more. :(

  • @adorluigi
    @adorluigi 5 лет назад +1250

    "Ger is the most broken stand"
    The World Over Heaven: am I a joke to you?

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +237

      Yes

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 5 лет назад +7

      @@Hydrastudios16 No

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 5 лет назад +48

      That for a game so it doesn't count

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 5 лет назад +50

      @@bluebellgarden4593 It counts Araki was the one that helped write the story.

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 5 лет назад +33

      @@limptoast does the world over heaven in any JoJo anime or manga? No so it doesn't count in my book but maybe in the future it change

  • @BloodProjekt
    @BloodProjekt 5 лет назад +379

    Metallica
    I'm disappointed he didn't show risotto stand

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +50

      But... Metallica is Risotto's Stand...

    • @eyytea5585
      @eyytea5585 5 лет назад +52

      @@Hydrastudios16 exactly

    • @daimyo6752
      @daimyo6752 5 лет назад +145

      Well he couldn't show Risotto stand
      since he lost his foot.

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +51

      @@daimyo6752 This mans wins the internet for that joke

    • @daimyo6752
      @daimyo6752 5 лет назад +5

      @@Hydrastudios16 Thanks

  • @lordziz
    @lordziz 5 лет назад +269

    "Well now we're done with part 5"
    Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, Little Feat, Man in the Mirror, Purple Haze, Talking Head, Notorious BIG, Green Day, Oasis, and Chariot Requiem would like to know your location

    • @sol00013
      @sol00013 5 лет назад +44

      Lord Ziz what about MEEEEEESSTTAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @stayfrnds3701
      @stayfrnds3701 5 лет назад +21

      For some reason i read this to the tune of "We didn't start the Fire" and it worked?

    • @Flapjack505
      @Flapjack505 5 лет назад +10

      What about SEXU PISTOL

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 5 лет назад +6

      Sex Pistols whould like to know Your location

    • @soconfused8541
      @soconfused8541 4 года назад +1

      You put talking head but NOT CLASH?

  • @Silentking5995
    @Silentking5995 5 лет назад +31

    Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club is quite possibly one of the most goddamn JoJo names I ever heard, not gonna lie

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 5 лет назад +185

    "He can't stop death."
    Bucciarati: Am I a joke to you?

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 лет назад +9

      He cannot stop death only prolong it Bucciarati said that his body was decaying already so he would die sooner or later

    • @TheLegless101
      @TheLegless101 5 лет назад +1

      @@reddytoplay9188 Tbh I thought Bucciarati's "soul" was already gone and it was just his brain working things out logically.
      Idk If that was the original intention or not but it seemed like it, they mentioned him seeming mentally colder multiple times, and him not feeling pain ect.
      But I guess in the end it really just did keep him alive longer.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 лет назад +11

      @@TheLegless101 m.ruclips.net/video/xtzhMFysETY/видео.html His soul stayed in his body but his body was already dead it was deteriorating that is why he didn't feel pain he also explained that he would've died later on anyways

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +2

      He can *sometimes* reverse death, but not prevent

  • @lexizallen6290
    @lexizallen6290 5 лет назад +92

    G.E.R. effectively adds an "-n't" onto whatever action you are taking.

  • @lucarrie
    @lucarrie 4 года назад +13

    **shows a purple stand with smoke around it**
    John : "is this a [ Purple Haze ]?"

  • @LaserThemTheGirl
    @LaserThemTheGirl 5 лет назад +29

    GER is basically when you're playing an online game and you suffer from packet loss: You're still doing the inputs but they never reach the server so they don't happen.

  • @itzrokian
    @itzrokian 4 года назад +12

    King Crimson: It just works
    Gold Experience Requiem: No, it doesn't

  • @westide3050
    @westide3050 5 лет назад +107

    20:25
    "I don't like the Beatles"
    WHAT YOU SINNER!!
    "I like George Harrison"
    You're a saint I love you

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 5 лет назад +15

      If he likes George Harrison than he really should listen to the White Album. While my Guitar Gently Weeps is among the best songs written by Harrison, imo.

  • @necro819
    @necro819 5 лет назад +601

    I think you guys forgot Mista's, Fugo's, and most of the villains' stands. And the first Requiem stand.

    • @WolfHeroEX
      @WolfHeroEX 5 лет назад +167

      Mista would have been number four, he probably didn't include him out of respect. *nods*

    • @necro819
      @necro819 5 лет назад +40

      Then make him number five after Fugo.

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound 5 лет назад +8

      Kira's stand was not a requiem,that arrow was diffrent from the one of Part 5,it was something else,close but not entirely true.

    • @johon127
      @johon127 5 лет назад +26

      @@aaronsound they're talking about silver chariot requiem but ok

    • @ryanepps2183
      @ryanepps2183 5 лет назад +3

      First Requiem stand was Deadly Queen in my opinion

  • @PBoten
    @PBoten 5 лет назад +17

    "This is Jojo's and people have more blood than usual."
    Hell yes, Jotaro really needed tobe hospitalized 2 episodes in, let alone the rest of the series.

  • @thatoneguyluke4358
    @thatoneguyluke4358 5 лет назад +103

    Skip 10 sec in a RUclips video, that is King Crimsons ability. Everything in those 10 seconds still happened but they didnt.

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 5 лет назад +2

      Huh that makes sense

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 лет назад +2

      King crimson deletes cause from effects

    • @thatoneguyluke4358
      @thatoneguyluke4358 5 лет назад +1

      @@Akira.0. Thank you thats a better way to put "still happened but they didnt."

    • @KNGJOY
      @KNGJOY 5 лет назад

      I did that and immediately got to King Crimsons part

    • @chhite7590
      @chhite7590 4 года назад

      GER is going back, but D4C sends you to a universe where the video is different, but infinitely.

  • @taigh1100
    @taigh1100 5 лет назад +22

    I think king crimson is the most broken cause like you could be fighting them and king crimson could just say like “didn’t happen”
    Edit: nvm just rewatched the scene where GER game ended king crimson.

  • @mchoovy6146
    @mchoovy6146 5 лет назад +20

    Some of his guesses would be really cool stand ideas

  • @cheeseisgoodman425
    @cheeseisgoodman425 5 лет назад +56

    Metallica also allows the stand user to have optical camo by using iron to redirect light.

    • @TheLegless101
      @TheLegless101 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I'm also pretty sure it doesn't enter the victims blood stream, it's just already in the users, and when Risotto gets close enough he can control any metal. Making weapons appear inside people's bodies just happens to be one of the better ways to use it's metal controlling powers.
      I actually think this was one of the coolest stand and part 5 and I wish Risotto had a bigger part. Though it was a little less powerful because of course in anime someone can survive scissors and razers being spawned in there neck.

    • @cheeseisgoodman425
      @cheeseisgoodman425 5 лет назад

      @@TheLegless101 That makes sense, and man, riiight? It's cool, we'll pretend king crimson activated as the weapons were formed for Araki's sake.

    • @cheeseisgoodman425
      @cheeseisgoodman425 5 лет назад

      @@TheLegless101 Also, yes i agree with Risotto having a bigger part, but at least he displayed that incredible stand's potential very well. Narancia is just a killsteal with hunter killer drone haha .

  • @redthewifeyhunter4034
    @redthewifeyhunter4034 5 лет назад +18

    "Is it just a fishing rod?"
    Well yes but actually no.

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +15

    King Crimson is like Editing software or skipping around in a RUclips video.

  • @brennodamicogermani5016
    @brennodamicogermani5016 5 лет назад +23

    12:19 For a second I hoped he was going to say “His name is 9/11”

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC 5 лет назад +272

    Should've explained Spicy Lady better, but whatever, let him experience it himself.

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
    @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632 5 лет назад +38

    Holy shit he's pretty good at names

  • @spec7441
    @spec7441 5 лет назад +34

    The explanation made King Crimson seem stronger than it is ngl

    • @cseijifja
      @cseijifja 5 лет назад +8

      Because he didnt mention the time limit, or the fact that he cant aparently interact with the world objects during the duration, unless it comes from him, like his blood, he uses it to position hymself where he can instantly kill people after the duration

    • @matthewjenkins4391
      @matthewjenkins4391 5 лет назад +3

      I mean a good portion part 5 is them trying to find out a weakness for it, starting with his identity. They needed GER, one of the most powerful stands created to beat it. KC is a stand comparable to the world, which only lost because someone else had the same power, so his strength is pretty bonkers.

    • @pdragon619
      @pdragon619 5 лет назад +3

      @@matthewjenkins4391 Not entirely. The gang were already fighting off Diavolo way better than anyone ever fought against Dio even before getting the arrow.
      That's actually what makes King Crimson more interesting. It's like the World, but has just enough weaknesses that you can actually fight it. The fact that Bruno was even able to fend off and outmaneuver Diavolo to an extent in their first encounter shows just how much more balanced KC is than the World, because Bruno wouldn't have even gotten a punch off fighting Dio.

  • @scarlett285
    @scarlett285 5 лет назад +12

    I love how after each episode John understands the show more and more

  • @MrJulius64
    @MrJulius64 5 лет назад +61

    Okay, I'm just gonna say it: I /like/ the name Li'l Bomber. It's just a cute name for a smol stand.

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247 5 лет назад +10

      Same here

    • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
      @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 лет назад +1

      oh and in the English sub narancia says li'l bomber
      Im dumb and my brain just not remembering it correct cuz i just checked

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 5 лет назад +13

      it would probably be okay if Aerosmith wasn't so much better

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @TekTheNinja
    @TekTheNinja 5 лет назад +77

    Comparing King Crimson to Dragon Ball Super's garbage is more than a little harsh lol.
    Props for saying Moody Blues doesn't get enough credit! :P

    • @poopfarty2631
      @poopfarty2631 5 лет назад +1

      Good job on calling out Goku for putting more dye in his hair

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 лет назад +1

      Goku: Dyes hair white
      also goku: I NOW HAVE OBTAINED GOD. I AM GOD. I CAN ONESHOT YOU.

    • @kaiky_3821
      @kaiky_3821 4 года назад

      @@chromso Goku: I can kill you but actually can't

  • @tomosan8537
    @tomosan8537 5 лет назад +58

    If your friend can read katakana, he will know the name of Pesci's stand. Its written on it.

    • @GalaxyEighty
      @GalaxyEighty 5 лет назад +3

      Tomosan But he got White Album wrong which is also shown

    • @endme344
      @endme344 4 года назад +1

      bichi boi

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP 5 лет назад +7

    Honestly, the best explanation for King Crimson's ability is that episode from Futurama with the Mutant Atomic Supermen. Where the universe starts so jump forward, but no one knows what happens during the time that they skipped, but everything they did during that time still happened.

    • @cry9297
      @cry9297 5 лет назад

      No, it's the RUclips 10 sec skip
      Only diavolo can see what happens

  • @pixeltreason2968
    @pixeltreason2968 5 лет назад +7

    Honestly, araki needs to watch these videos because “backstabber’s” ability is so damn interesting

  • @bit-te
    @bit-te 4 года назад +4

    Dio: let's see my son ability
    Giorno: *grows plant
    Dio: kid, you're adopted

  • @wut2697
    @wut2697 5 лет назад +23

    "G.E.R is f*cking broken"
    Well of course because the requiem arrows makes u unstopable !

    • @brandont860
      @brandont860 5 лет назад +3

      Or it makes u a turtle

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 5 лет назад

      @@brandont860lol of course it requires strenght

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 5 лет назад

      Cue the anti-climatic scene where silver chariot requiem trips

  • @lyraurrutia7625
    @lyraurrutia7625 5 лет назад +251

    Well, it doesn't really escalate. DIO could kick Diavolo's ass. And Kars could defeat anyone but GER and Tusk Act 4.

    • @MikhailPashkovski
      @MikhailPashkovski 5 лет назад +14

      Kars would be easily countered by Vanilla Ice or Okuyasu or Illuso. Who cares how immortal he is, if he will be sent to another dimension? Also, I think Fugo could've actually killed him, because Kars can surive anything from the nature, but Purple Haze's virus ISNT from nature.
      And thats without the fact, that Kars can't even see stands. Heck, he was very close to dying from lava, and stands can do MUCH WORSE things.

    • @silverdededestruction2197
      @silverdededestruction2197 5 лет назад +25

      So what you're saying is that young Joseph could beat Diavolo right?

    • @XDuh
      @XDuh 5 лет назад +79

      @@silverdededestruction2197 well you can't really use that logic in jojo

    • @pocoyojones2898
      @pocoyojones2898 5 лет назад +74

      @@silverdededestruction2197 Battle Tendency is my favorite part and Joseph is my favorite Jojo, but he was nowhere near as powerful as Kars. You have to remember that Joseph beat Kars out of pure luck.

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 лет назад +7

      notorius big and killer queen vs kars

  • @watercat9475
    @watercat9475 5 лет назад +22

    Ok, I'm in shock because he got some names right

  • @kazuhiramiller7945
    @kazuhiramiller7945 5 лет назад +19

    I don’t blame John at all for thinking Spice Girls was just a seduction power lol

  • @LinkDing
    @LinkDing 5 лет назад +13

    Can make zippers I doesn't hurt there's no blood
    Pesci: an I a joke to you

    • @asmodeus58XX
      @asmodeus58XX 5 лет назад

      ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI! ARI!!!!
      ...Arrivederci.

  • @Unknown_crusader
    @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +40

    I wouldn't say Narancia is a dumbass, he's just bad at math. He's actually quite good in fights (in my opinion)

    • @ventingoreos6843
      @ventingoreos6843 5 лет назад +9

      Well, I mean it did take him a while to realise that he was shrinking and everything was in fact not growing.

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 лет назад +3

      @@ventingoreos6843 true

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, I know. I don't know why I was so harsh on him when we were recording. He is my favorite character in Part 5.

  • @brug6110
    @brug6110 5 лет назад +22

    "He cant stop death"
    Bruno: 👀👀

  • @aspenlog7484
    @aspenlog7484 5 лет назад +15

    this guy is incredibly on point

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 5 лет назад +5

    I like how you make a part 5 stand guessing game with a part 4 background based on Killer Queen.
    You mad lad.

  • @ajm0208
    @ajm0208 3 года назад +1

    I think the way I'd describe king crimson is like sleep. Time passes but your not aware it happens.

  • @heroofthe4-starmastersword526
    @heroofthe4-starmastersword526 5 лет назад +51

    Holy shit he got gold experience's name on the 1st try

  • @sebass3987
    @sebass3987 4 года назад +5

    I feel like he should make a whole episode just for Purple Haze

  • @IkkezzUsedEmber
    @IkkezzUsedEmber 5 лет назад +104

    correction: GER removes effects from causes and not causes from effects. this is in duality with King Crimson whose ability makes it look like he removes causes from effects. because if kc activates his stand while you try to punch him all you'd see is the effect of your "punch" and that is the moment after you miss, and the punch (cause) itself didn't happen. but it only looks like that, it did actually happen, kc's ability just made it so you weren't aware of doing so. while GER truly has the ability to remove the effect. example: kc can use his ability (cause) but it will not go into effect

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 лет назад +3

      Did I say it backwards?

    • @derrickalobou9492
      @derrickalobou9492 5 лет назад +5

      @@Hydrastudios16 **INHALES** YES!! 💢
      but I love GER so he will reset my hate for your mistake back to zero X3

    • @boogz8031
      @boogz8031 5 лет назад +2

      I t j u s t w o r k s

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 лет назад +3

      The punch DID happen, just not to the user because KC excludes himself from all effects

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад

      It's like rewinding in a RUclips video.

  • @glenndeH
    @glenndeH 4 года назад +5

    John: [guesses Purple Haze twice]
    This goon: [doesn't ACTUALLY show him Purple Haze]

  • @darkleomon7721
    @darkleomon7721 5 лет назад +2

    Your friend should be put in charge of making stand abilities, his guesses are absolutely awesome sounding

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 5 лет назад +9

    King Crimson: the Futurama episode Time Keeps On Slippin'

  • @hasannaim8381
    @hasannaim8381 5 лет назад +6

    me: wow I can barely hear what they're saying let me raise the volume a little..
    the video: MAUDMAUDAMUDAMDUAMDUAMDUAMDAMDAUMDAUDMAUDAMDADUAMDUAMDADADMAUDMAUDMUMDAUMDAUMDUAMDUAMDUMDAUDMAUDMAUDMAMAU

  • @duba9018
    @duba9018 5 лет назад +20

    G.E.R doesn't removes causes from the effects it does the opposite. It keeps the causes but removes the effect.

    • @dillonsullivan6518
      @dillonsullivan6518 5 лет назад

      I'd argue that it removes the causes and the effects. He prevents actions from ever even happening to begin with by reverting back to the zero point anytime anything goes wrong

  • @alchemyc8309
    @alchemyc8309 5 лет назад +4

    "He actually kicks more then punches"
    7 Page muda: *exists*

  • @phoenix_03e
    @phoenix_03e 4 года назад +2

    G.E.R is basically when you're playing tag with your friend and you tag them and they say
    "NO"

  • @skipthesparrow2905
    @skipthesparrow2905 5 лет назад +7

    So everyone still doesn't really understand how KC works so here's it here.
    Epitaph predicts the future. King Crimson forces that future to happen but Diavolo isn't affected by it and can move how he wants in that time. That's KC in short.

    • @FlawlessiceVA
      @FlawlessiceVA 4 года назад +2

      THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!

  • @DM-nw6km
    @DM-nw6km 5 лет назад +7

    >mentions purple haze
    >doesn’t use purple haze

  • @sayori4568
    @sayori4568 5 лет назад +27

    When Dio said nani, I had an heart attack

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +6

      Me too…
      A 「Sheer Heart Attack」

    • @lizardo8675
      @lizardo8675 5 лет назад +1

      @@Abdega man that killer joke I'm call u a queen

  • @yonissamatar7302
    @yonissamatar7302 4 года назад +2

    Silver chariot requiem: am i a joke to you?

  • @slytherinlady3907
    @slytherinlady3907 Год назад +1

    narancia is not necessarily book smart but he is 100% a solid fighter, he definitely has a very violent, not so smart style tho but he does know how to make good use of his stand (he’s also my fav and im willing to defend his stupid ass)

  • @aydinbiber7616
    @aydinbiber7616 5 лет назад +64

    "It mainly kicks"
    *Kicks a guy in one fight, rest is punches*
    "I removes causes from effects"
    *Actually removes the effect, keeps the cause*
    Every single video....

  • @kingmananimation4889
    @kingmananimation4889 5 лет назад +51

    What if some madlad fused diavolo and funny valentine so that means king crimson+D4C = D4Crimson
    So the how would it's ability work in the who shot Johnny jostar scenario?
    If Johnny and Giorno fused that means their stand is GTR act 4 and his ability is SO BROKEN so I need the comments to help with both of their abilities

    • @WAWA-yo4dg
      @WAWA-yo4dg 5 лет назад +13

      D4C reveal but 10x more confusing
      and dio wouldn't figure out the ability

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 5 лет назад +5

      GER act 4 is pretty much equivalent to Za Warudo Over Heaven if this happens

    • @santiagog9600
      @santiagog9600 5 лет назад +6

      D4Crimson can manipulate time as he pleases, GTR Act 4 can basically create whole new dimensions and universes with their own unique rules

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 5 лет назад +2

      @@WAWA-yo4dg Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Crimson

    • @danylok1786
      @danylok1786 5 лет назад +1

      You can do this in Project JoJo

  • @ClassicalCatDX3
    @ClassicalCatDX3 5 лет назад +4

    "Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club would make a great Stand"
    Well, good news, there's at least a horse named that in Part 7!

  • @thequite_kid2280
    @thequite_kid2280 4 года назад +1

    Did he say it destroys the cause and leave the effect THAT IS KING CRIMSON GER REMOVES THE EFFECT

  • @Wingless-
    @Wingless- 5 лет назад

    I came across this video randomly through autoplay, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

  • @samloyd9287
    @samloyd9287 5 лет назад +5

    It’s power is...it’s a fishing rod!
    No. Stop there. You’re right.

  • @izzykwoka2379
    @izzykwoka2379 5 лет назад +21

    Where tf my pistols at

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 5 лет назад +1

      Should've had it as the 4th Stand, too.
      Also 4 likes.

    • @izzykwoka2379
      @izzykwoka2379 5 лет назад +1

      @@Estra_Estra the unholy number of likes. Nobody better touch those damn thumb buttons!!!

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 5 лет назад

      @@izzykwoka2379 If someone does, I'll remove mine, whatever it takes to at least perpetuate the cycle.

    • @izzykwoka2379
      @izzykwoka2379 5 лет назад +1

      @@Estra_Estra a man of culture as well I see (also 4th reply lol)

  • @pinkpuff8562
    @pinkpuff8562 5 лет назад +5

    10:33
    ”Metalica”
    ”Passes info the the user”
    Better power is that the stand can give any living creature it touches a stroke or seizure by messing with their brains/nerva system

  • @brandonbeagle836
    @brandonbeagle836 5 лет назад +2

    epitaph is actually doppio's stand, where king crimson is the bosses stand, because they are two people in one body essentially, which is why epitaph shares the body with king crimson, and its explained in the anime that one personality dominates the other, which is why epitaph is only a face on his forehead

  • @nateriver4055
    @nateriver4055 4 года назад +1

    Me: Watched the whole part 5 and thinks this video is safe from spoilers
    John: THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA RESTART IN PART 6

  • @SwerveStarEx
    @SwerveStarEx 5 лет назад +4

    Not actually including Purple Haze is such a Cheap Trick (wait that's Part 4).

  • @inthexis2088
    @inthexis2088 5 лет назад +3

    I love how he basically described Heavy Weather but with fish

  • @hoshizxra6676
    @hoshizxra6676 5 лет назад +5

    “Not funny, didn’t happen.”
    -G.E.R.

  • @arkavanno9783
    @arkavanno9783 4 года назад +1

    The easiest way to explain king crimson power is he can time leap . Like time travel

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 4 года назад +2

    I can only imagine the guy being like" honey, where is my white album?"
    its frozone if he wasn't underrated

  • @pelipoika88
    @pelipoika88 5 лет назад +7

    Appearantly neither of you have seen Ghost Shark because that's basically what Clash is. Except unlike the Ghost Shark, Clash never appears inside someone who just drank a glass of water. At least we never see Clash do that.

  • @thetower4th
    @thetower4th 5 лет назад +48

    I hope more comes soon. But you misspelled The Grateful Dead

  • @vonchael7500
    @vonchael7500 5 лет назад +6

    There is a stand named Lonely Hearts Club

  • @hito8272
    @hito8272 4 года назад +1

    king crimson be lookin like mista if he was a stando

  • @redthewifeyhunter4034
    @redthewifeyhunter4034 5 лет назад +2

    GER's ability summarized in one sentence:
    It is like a VHS, it reverses time but it is felt by everyone.