@@YoruKurotsuki Yellow Temperance was a pretty significant stand. He got Jotaro to said the N word. It's the only time we've seen Jotaro use the secret Joestar technique, and we got " *Do you understand* ?"
**mad tower of gray, yellow temperance, dark blue moon, strength, ebony devil, osiris, atum, high prietsess, justice, anubis, khumn, thoth, the lovers and set noises**
I'm dumb. I was wondering for a split second why I couldn't find videos for part 1 and 2. Please revoke my Jojo fan status as I obviously need to re-watch everything again.
"So, what, does it become Star Platinum The World eventu-" "Yes." JoJo videos have peaked. And I'm glad to see another man of culture who knows Iggy is best boy.
@Owen Speh Well, yeah, but the point being that he doesn't just shrug off Joseph's abilities and instead uses The World to fling him off the building with a chimney exactly because he's afraid of touching him.
Soriso why are you trying to give a moral to an anime character in a fighting anime with little to no drama like why do you even care unless you’re trying to downgrade him because your favorite JoJo is not match for Joseph
rcerrwrf147 I think you meant to respond to Brakedoen! Breakdown!, also I would advise to take a less emotional response when you’re talking about how the emotions/morals aren’t important in an action anime.
Thats how I have seen Joseph and that is how I will continue to see Joseph. "This is my favorite JoJo, Im going to maintain that and see how the others stack up." Legendary
Kenny G. , Cameo , Forever , Kakyoin , Imposter captain Tenille , Alessi : Are we a joke to you? (I understand they they weren’t here because they are dead but Vanilla ice , pet shop and some more people are still in this)
"how can he control the stand from another dimension" not well, since he's BLIND when he does this so he relies on his memory of the surroundings and guesswork
@@jonathancharmander8224 no i mean he's rendered effectively blind when he is eaten up by his stand, he cannot see through him. I might be remembering wrong but I'm positive this was a thing.
Man, so many spoilers. Well, part of the fun of JoJo is finding out all the stupid powers of these stands, but those aren't major spoilers. But you're really gonna tell him The World's ability, Star Platinum's time stop, and Iggy's death? "No dignity!"
@Hudson Stroman I'm just saying, that sometimes, like for Example with Death 13, The Fool, and to a lesser extent Emperor, the text can be kind of hard to see
@@ethant1372 I only just noticed they did Warudu instead of Warudo due to you questioning it. And it's a joke based on the japanese voice actor's pronounciation of "The World"
@@putriddoll3 Still technically a spoiler though, even if you don't understand how it happens, it's that way with every show or movie, if you say tony stark dies in endgame that's a spoiler just the same as saying avdol comes back later on in part 3 and then dies again or that jotaro dies in part 6
I love when people try to guess the emperors power and then the true power is it is literally just a gun
Emperor
sex pistols < stand with a gun
tommyboy tomopher. Hey I mean it has less friendly hits but total also less direct hits
The Emperor is the *4th* tarot card in the deck and is therefore inferior to Sex Pistols.
Wobbmin Sex Pistols isn’t even a tarot card so therefore he is much lower
>chronological order
>excludes Heirophant Green
>jumps straight to Emperor
he jumped 5 stands: heirophant green,tower of grey,dark blue moon,strength and ebony devil
Yan Telles what about Yellow temperance?
@@uberd3323 even i forgot about this one lol
@@Acoany Let's be real, the only thing most people remember about Yellow Temperance is the lero lero thing
@@YoruKurotsuki Yellow Temperance was a pretty significant stand. He got Jotaro to said the N word. It's the only time we've seen Jotaro use the secret Joestar technique, and we got " *Do you understand* ?"
Wow, I can’t believe you didn’t mention Star Platinum’s most famous, game-changing move
Star finger
*Girls literally just want one thing and it's disgusting-*
@@Powerwolf_Cultist what about gey bois
STAR, FINGERR!!
Creako Plays more like ass push
Or when he voted the person to death
This man just deflected the 「Emerald Splash」
Who can’t?
Muhammad Awais Nobody can just reflect he emerald splash
Muhammad Awais nobody can reflecc that emerald splash
Impossible
...Sorry it was a typo “Who can deflect the emerald splash?”
NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
Silver... chariot? And he stabs things?
Me: *spits coffee*
OHHHH MYYYYYY GOOODDDDD!!!
He doesn't stab things, he just
C a r v e s a f u c k i n g c i r c l e
@DOGGO POGGO *S M O K E Y*
OHHHHH NOOOOOOO
HORRRYYY SHEEEIT
“We will show the stands for the time they appear”
**mad hierophant noises**
Now I’m just imagining Hierophant smashing his desk.
@@shackgerm4980 wait until the desk deflects the Emerald Splash
@@pawpad1777 now im imagining hierophant punching a wall and the wall deflects it
*Mad Geb Noises*
**mad tower of gray, yellow temperance, dark blue moon, strength, ebony devil, osiris, atum, high prietsess, justice, anubis, khumn, thoth, the lovers and set noises**
Araki: (makes over powered stand) oh whoops hold on lemme
*stand user is now an idiot*
*LAUGHS IN PUCCI*
**LAUGHS IN OKUYASU**
@@jakoblent4694 okuyasu but whatevs
@@stardrift4461 you get the gist
Hol Horse and Okuyasu in a nutshell
"Oh, i love Speedwagon"
*Everyone* loves Speedwagon
*Everyone liked that.*
I wish he'd bring back his Oddjob hat tho
Even Speedwagon loves speedwagon!
Everyone knows that Jonathan just married with Erina to not get lynched by do it with Speedwagon
I used to be straigh until i see speed wagon
"Sex pistol"
"Puts holes in people"
Soo... Now mista has enyaba's stand?
@M. J. H. Good point
To be fair, Enyaba's stand doesn't put holes in people. Enyaba had to do it herself.
Atletix 8910 enyaba makes a hole LARGER
Hol horse*
@@reyex9385 *Hole Horse**
"he's about as homoerotic as the pillarmen", whelp better prepare for golden wind xD
That not homoerotic that's just loving yourself
I'm dumb.
I was wondering for a split second why I couldn't find videos for part 1 and 2. Please revoke my Jojo fan status as I obviously need to re-watch everything again.
Insert "Do masks grant stands?" discussion
@@viscinium Blackmore would like to talk with you
At least I'm no the only one
Same
Bro I did exactly the same
"So, what, does it become Star Platinum The World eventu-"
"Yes."
JoJo videos have peaked. And I'm glad to see another man of culture who knows Iggy is best boy.
JoJo makes NO fucking narrative sense and I love it
@@kyuura4324 why make narrative sense when you can make narrative hype.
Iggy is not even close to best boy. Doppio is.
Remember that one time Iggy got cut in half in the ova
@@envy6727 yikes bruh
"he's awesome."
"Yes! I am!"
Outstanding move
Saying that Joseph being best JoJo is unpopular makes me revoke your outstanding move credentials.
Vensey Ness yeee Joseph on speedwagon level
NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
Dio: *"Ah yes, a baby with a stand, what's your stand?"*
Mannish Boy: **Drooling**
Dio: *"Good now go kill the Joestars"*
I mean, he nearly did as well. Good baby... or... bad baby, I guess....
I love Fugo and his Stand, Hermit Purple
And Mista, with The Emperor.
Giorno Giovanna with The World
And Jolyne Cujoh, With Star Platinum
@@goldenexperiencerequiem1056 I have unfortunate news for you
and enyaba with sex pistols
*Shows OVA Vanilla Ice w/Cream*
"I don't watch Berserk"
I like your friend.
Not because he doesn't watch Berserk, but because that's his response.
I guess you could say his response is... Ice Cold.
Yeah, but he watched Jojo in english, so minus points for that
Berserk is fantastic bruh (obviously not the new cg shit though that is fuckin trash)
"We're gonna go in chronological order of how they were introduced"
>Shows Silver Chariot before Heirophant Green
>Skips immediately to Emperor
Bruh
He never said he's showing every single stand, just that they're in order
@@mech57 and he said
Mech57 Hierophant is a MAIN stand.
Ah yes. My favorite stand...GUN
Dog actually no. The gun is not his stand, the 7 little... things are his stand. He can pick up whatever gun he wants.
Stand User: Joker
Stand Name: GUN
*69 likes... Should I ruin this?*
GUN is Whitesnake's true ability not being a DJ
Griss Grass you know there’s 6 right?
"I was half way to saying the rock is the stand user"
* Distant "Yo! Angelo!" *
Lmao
🗿
The man that lives as a rock
lol
Star Platinum has Bruford's Hair, Jonathan's Physique, and Zepelli's zoom punch/ stretchy fingers.
"Purple haze?"
*Fugo looks up*
Banan Joker wait who?
@@RatKing369 Someone Araki forgot about.
Jonathan BarSela I know that was the joke
“Sex pistols?”
*mista is confused*
Its a spoiler
*Says he won’t use song names* Guesses Part 5 stands
Right?
Honestly, it was like like he'd researched jojo stands beforehand. Felt rigged tbh.
*PAPURU HASE*
Tumbleflop yes
@@Tumbleflop he said he studyed bands and sex pistols and Purple haze are band name/songs/albums
if Joseph had Purple Haze, DIO would have been toast.
@Adventist Are you implying that if Joseph had Purple Haze, DIO would have Purple Haze: The World?
I mean being a vampire might make him immune to the virus...
@Adventist that isn't Hermit Purple it's Jonathan's stand and it doesn't have a name
@Adventist No Araki literally said that stand is Jonathan's.
@Adventist any sources for that ?
"So he's got the same thisg as Star Platinum where he punches people"
-->
Oh, so it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum
When he guessed Silver Chariot correctly:
*Dies in amazement, proudness, and laughter*
-I like Silver Chariot okay?-
I personally like golden experience
Silver Chariot is badass
I like sticky fingers :)
I like scr because he do be walking thoe
Yeaaa silver chariot best stand :D
"were gonna sort stand is chronological order"
*PUTS SILVER CHARIOT BEFORE HIEROPHANT GREEN*
Someone posted a comment before watching the whole video
11:36 "Araki almost made him an ally, but he didn't cause he felt like there was too many people"
and then part four happened
halcyon a.k.a. chrice well really it’s because he thought Hol Horse has basically the same personality as Polnareff but you right
Rising pheonix is a so better name for magician's red
Luma Fernandes but it’s not a terrot card
*MAJEEESHAN'S RRREDO
Phoenix's are reborn as well lol
「Rising Phoenix」
I think that's one of his moves in hftf
STAND NAME: [CREAM]
STAND USER: vanilla ice
Hability: *DIABETUS*
Vanilla ice cream... now I want ice cream
John: so is it just Star Platinum: The World? 😆
Hydra: Yes.
John: 😮
Surprised pikachu
Jotaro: SUTAH PRACHINA: ZA WARUDO!
"Well, I already used Silver Chariot..."
I'm pretty sure that's what Araki said while writing it, too.
He guess Hermit Purple as Purple Haze i cANT
If Joseph had Purple Haze im 99% sure every enemy they had would just D I E
He guess Sex Pistol as Emperor I caNT
@@reallycoolbird joseph can't trusted with any stand besides his purple licorice
SJH and Emperor as Sex Pistol
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@sejn195 you know the grammar in sentence is not wrong right
8:30 I mean DIO's actually afraid of touching Joseph because Hammon suffused Hermit Purple could maim or kill him. So I wouldn't say he shrugs it off.
@Owen Speh Well, yeah, but the point being that he doesn't just shrug off Joseph's abilities and instead uses The World to fling him off the building with a chimney exactly because he's afraid of touching him.
@@RobLucci3 I mean, if somebody held a knife (hamon) to you and you pulled out a gun (knife) I'd say you're shrugging that person's danger off
Iggy's stand not being called Fool's Gold is a wasted opportunity
DUDE
Especially because the name theme was Colour + tarot cards
@@abhrajitdhar4628 That's the point...
@@Joker-fq6yx ok
What about Fool's Garden?
"i know tarot cards thanks to jojo's"
me a binding of isaac player: "i am several alternate dimensions ahead of you"
I can definitely relate, when I saw that the stands were based on tarot cards, I was like "like from the binding of Isaac?"
un plugged ditto bro
*laughs in persona player*
Me, a PERSONA FAN: I am god himself
WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
this is probably the best video out of the stand guessing fad thingy
Cream is actually a band name
Crazy Diamond it was a pun with vanilla ice and cream
@@Bruh-ji8vm Google it, it's also a band. It was unintentionally the first band stand
you fools, its both
@@lunardogs2416 yeah my point exactly
@@lunardogs2416 Why compare us to Iggy's stand?
“What the baby has a stand?”
Oh wait till you see a radio tower
and a fucking rock
And some random yen bill
"So he's got that same thing as Star Platinum"
So it's the same type of Stand as my Star Platinum
I find it hard to believe that he got 2 right, supposedly without knowing anything, and got 2 part 5 stands.
Joseph best JoJo is an unpopular opinion? I will fight you, I will fight you all goddammit
Iluminacos he cheated on his wife and had sexual thoughts about his mom :)
Brakedown! Breakdown! You haven’t?
I would have loved to see him fight with a good stand, hes so fun to watch.
Soriso why are you trying to give a moral to an anime character in a fighting anime with little to no drama like why do you even care unless you’re trying to downgrade him because your favorite JoJo is not match for Joseph
rcerrwrf147 I think you meant to respond to Brakedoen! Breakdown!, also I would advise to take a less emotional response when you’re talking about how the emotions/morals aren’t important in an action anime.
"we are going through parts in cronological order."
doesn't show part 7 first
Gappy: *cries in rokaka fruit*
@@sejn195 *but not fried chicken*
WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH FOOLISH ASS NIGGA
@@substituteaccount1915 imagine replying to every fucking community and hating everyone for no reason.
This guy is actually pretty good at this.
I mean he said Sex Pistols.
SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS BACKGROUND INFO... Its unfair tbh.
"Mariah is very, very curvy."
Man of culture.
No one can just skip the emerald splash?!?!
*everyone proceeds to skip the Emerald Splash*
*Says hell go in chronological order* is completely random
uHm,, tEchNiCAllY...
How is it random? I didn't put in every stand but the ones I did (except for The World) are in chronological order of when they appeared.
What about heirophant green?
Hydra Studios 16 still no hierophant green
@@Hydrastudios16 once you went to the egyption gods you kinda complete forgot about that.
8:50
Like hell it is! Young Joseph is widely beloved!
Your next line is: "Hell yeah!"
@@asmodeus58XX nani
So is old Joseph
@@FirstnameLastname-do1px
I never said he wasn't. But Young Joseph, specifically, is a lot of people's favorite.
McBehrer I like young Joseph but old Joseph is good because of “OHHHHH SHIT” alon
Thats how I have seen Joseph and that is how I will continue to see Joseph. "This is my favorite JoJo, Im going to maintain that and see how the others stack up." Legendary
Did he rlly just ignore the fact that he gussed the emperor as being sex pistol, the name of another stand
John: I like speedwagon
Me: What kind of man doesn't
Death 13's user was 11 months old, not 24
he said almost 24 months
@@woebegone395
I don't think 11 is "almost 24"
My man you got every member even the mut and you leave out kakyoin, this is sad times
22:56 "I don't think he has legs"
he says as the picture shows him eating his legs
John: Perfectly guesses Star Platinum
John: Its because Jotaro is the main character
Also John: *Guesses everything almost perfectly*
*john:* i love speedwagon
*me:* what kind of man doesn’t?
Can't wait for the rest
In part nine we will meet hol horse's younger and lesser known brother "half horse"
Me: knows nothing about stands
Also me : has played binding of isaac
"What, does it become Star Platinum: The World?"
"Yes."
silver chariot can take off his armor and it makes him faster but he can only shoot his sword but only once??
I read that comment *really really fast*
ha
hey check this out!
"I was half expecting the rock to be the user"
*Part 8 Theme starts playing*
Kenny G. , Cameo , Forever , Kakyoin , Imposter captain Tenille , Alessi : Are we a joke to you?
(I understand they they weren’t here because they are dead but Vanilla ice , pet shop and some more people are still in this)
Kenny G. Was a joke to everyone, including Araki
Oingo, Boingo, Devo, Rubber Soul, Nena, Midler, N'doul, Steely Dan, both D'arbys:
Alessi is the user, the stand's name is Sethan
Hierophant Green wasn't even here and it's one of the protagonists' stand lol
I love how he was able to predict not 1... but 2 PART 5 NAMES
Everybody: Getting mad Hierophant Green is not on here.
Me: Getting mad he spelt Phoenix wrong.
A far more reasonable reason to be mad at me. I suck at spelling.
And Spirit Photography...
@@lunawohlmut4821 Didn't notice that.
"how can he control the stand from another dimension"
not well, since he's BLIND when he does this so he relies on his memory of the surroundings and guesswork
Vanilla Ice is not blind, I think you're thinking of N'Doul, the user of Geb
@@jonathancharmander8224 no i mean he's rendered effectively blind when he is eaten up by his stand, he cannot see through him. I might be remembering wrong but I'm positive this was a thing.
He is when inside. That's the whole point of "cornering" Polnareff by going in circles
@@sarafontanini7051 oh, you're right sorry
@@ultralowspekken yeah does cream not use sonar?
"How about best boy?"
*shows iggy*
I ABSOLUTELY APPROVE HE IS BEST BOY UNDERAPPRECIATED BOY
Me: You're about two parts too early since Narancia is best boy
He dead
Koichi is the best boy
Honestly I talk about the dude guessing Silver Chariot a lot.
“So no band or song names yet” He says as he proceeds to guess band or song names
Original Name lol, he really did! 🤣
Stand User: Vanilla Ice
Stand: Cream
Ability: *diabetes*
Stolen
Lol this dude calls every purple stand purple haze
I am so proud of you John
@Hydra Studios 16 Senpai noticed meeeee :D
HHHHHHHHhhHhhHhHhhHhHhh
Calls Magician’s Red op
Meanwhile in Part 6, Made in Heaven
Magician's red is op a lil bit
korega requiem da
7:12 John: It will show you the "Truth"
Gold Experience Requiem: I hate you
Mans basically Death 13 wrong by 5 degrees and accidentally described Man in the Mirror
Tries to guess Hanged man, guesses Weak Cookie
That's a weird name for a main villain
@@ultralowspekken this is jojo we're talking about, everything is weird
@@Moonveil1312 WEAKKU COUKY *summons spooky giant muscular pink Ninja Turtle, made out of soul
My crush: EEWW IGGY IS SO WEIRD AND DISGUSTING!!!
me: *Life isn't a magazine, Meggan!*
Someone: *Knows Tarot Cards from JoJo*
Me, a persona user: *Laughs in S. Links*
**laughs in binding of Isaac**
IZANAGI!!
@@mr.0511 *laughs in both*
*cries in none*
*looks at Wikipedia*
[click]
*laughs in Wikipedia*
I love/hate the fact that he just skipped kakyoin's hierophant green
20% insane luck
30% horrible names
50% ahhhh... hmmmmmm... uhhhhhh... okay?
Where tf is my doughnut boy
Man, so many spoilers. Well, part of the fun of JoJo is finding out all the stupid powers of these stands, but those aren't major spoilers. But you're really gonna tell him The World's ability, Star Platinum's time stop, and Iggy's death? "No dignity!"
Hey, just letting you know , sometimes its hard to read the text, because it blends into the background
@Hudson Stroman I'm just saying, that sometimes, like for Example with Death 13, The Fool, and to a lesser extent Emperor, the text can be kind of hard to see
@Hudson Stroman What was the reason for being a douche in that reply?
Hudson Stroman Maybe you should learn how to talk to people.
@Hudson Stroman you go to the fool and tell me you can read that easily
@Hudson Stroman it absolutely does
These references and jokes are awesome. You've earned a fat like on the vid bro.
a FAT one
I cannot believe he actually guessed Cream’s name because of such a seemingly absurd reason
3:55 "So its got the same thing as star platinum"
4:29 - His name is not "The World".
It is ZA WARUDU!!!!
Get it right
I was about to comment that XD you are truly a man of culture
ZA WARUDU???
Yeah I don’t think you’re right either, unless this is just a joke I don’t get.
@@ethant1372 I only just noticed they did Warudu instead of Warudo due to you questioning it. And it's a joke based on the japanese voice actor's pronounciation of "The World"
I know I’m sorry, I figured it out earlier but forgot to delete my idiotic comment and didn’t look through it further
O”
Joseph is still best JoJo imo. When I think "JoJo's bizarre adventure" him and Jonathan are the ones who come to mind
9:06 this will forever stand out as one of the most satisfying moments of any youtube video ever.
Props to John, some of those guesses were woke af. I jumped up and down when you nailed Silver Chariot
14:15 Holy shit. That's a good guess.
Seems a little bit *too* good
For Hol Horse's neutral special, he wields a GUN
Thumbnail Iggy is disappointed in you for skipping over Heirophant Green and five other stands
This was one of the first videos I watched that got me into jojo :)
Is that a... no it couldn’t be...
Is that a MO FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE???!!!!!
Here's the thing: You can't *really* spoil JoJo.
@Holy Maccaroni I'm aware. Your point?
@Holy Maccaroni Not really, no.
@@frederikbuttenschn7562 ehhh, it is a spoiler though.
@@putriddoll3 Still technically a spoiler though, even if you don't understand how it happens, it's that way with every show or movie, if you say tony stark dies in endgame that's a spoiler just the same as saying avdol comes back later on in part 3 and then dies again or that jotaro dies in part 6
@@putriddoll3You can spoil the circumstances of the death.
He dies protecting his daughter from a gay priest who can speed up time.
I call bs on him guessing silver chariot
UNPOPULAR OPINION?
*JOSEPH JOESTAR THE BEST JOJO*
7:32 its funny bc purple haze is the name of a different stand _twice_ i-
High priestess, yellow temprance, justice, hierophant green, dark blue moon and sethan: am I a joke to you?