Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- (Season 3, Episode 48) The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
Original Release Date: 8/28/2023
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I'm shaking and crying rn because they just released every single destructible episode
destructible
destructible
What a reference XD
I’m shaking and crying rn because they just released every single destroyable episode
I'm shitting and cumming rn because they just released every single damageable episode
Tell me the Spotify contract expired without telling me the Spotify contract expired.
Been wondering why like 8 episodes dropped in one day.
The paper they signed go bye bye
That’s what I’m thinking too
Well thank god for that then... Honestly more convenient than Spotify
this was made A LOOONGG while back
"Video is exclusive to Spotify."
...wait.
Love your videos dawg
not anymore "question mark?"
Happy Holidays Shady!
A wild Shady has been spotted
bro this is my first episode of this and I did not expect to see you bro
too faded rn and I just noticed that at 4:24 this is goofy
ily =)
dont forget to drink water got off a 11:20 shift and had too much caffine fiending fr
gl
"This video is exclusive to spotify because we're cool like that!" 4:20
Sensing a decrease in coolness here guys
4:20 is the salt in the wound LMAO
I personally think this is significantly cooler
The mental image of someone finding out what Distractable is through this one video and watching the intro for the FIRST TIME EVER. Is beautiful.
hi yes, that was me. shaking and crying rn
I've been a listener of the podcast but for FNAF I just had to see the video so this is indeed my first time :))
And they hear "This is exclusive to spotify!"
Literally pressed on this, not knowing it was a podcast
This is magic
Oh my gosh . What in the world . I'm mean I've just been watching on Spotify but this is a wonderful surprise. Every episode uploaded at once.
Find me bob’s fridge right now (please)
@@FacelessJohnDoeit's the most popular video on the channel
@@FacelessJohnDoe they didn't have facecam on podcasts then btw
Spotify is nice, but this is much better imo.
You don't have to try to seem nice about it
@@Ezdine_G8261 Just felt right I guess
Disagree
spotify on my laptop is dog water and i peronally hate watching on my phone. i like youtube more lowkey.
@@Ezdine_G8261 They're not trying though? They're just genuinely being nice about it.
“I’m shaking and crying RN”
“Registered Nurse?”
Real individual in paris
Wade not ever letting go of Foxy being S is so real, i just feel like foxy, of all the characters every introduced, is kind of the shining s, it would be a disservice not to give him that. He was the first Unique, the first New Feature, the Wild Card. It's borderline EVIL to put him in just A
Totally agree with that, though what they didnt talk about is his jumpscare though, very lackluster in terms of the other animatronics. Though the fear of him running up and banging on the door is definitly for me the most scariest in fnaf1. Buuut yeah overall Foxy is the most interesting and one of the most memorable characters for sure
@@chris-daniel_lillebekk To be fair, all the jumpscares in FNaF1 are kinda goofy, most of them are bobbling their heads at you, lol. But I like them anyway.
From what I've observed, FNaF jumpscares only get most players when they least expect it. So I never really had a gripe with Springtrap's or Foxy's jumpscares like a lot of people in the community. Doesn't help that many of these people never played the games, lol.
THEY'RE BACK ON RUclips LET'S GOOOO
I DON'T NEED TO WATCH REUPLOADS ANYMORE AAAAAA
Now I'm gonna rewatch everything on here
man i sure love watching Distractible on RUclips, the place it always has been and always will be
this is such an underrated comment
18:14 is when the tier-list starts
thank you. Comment and like to increase visibility.
ty so much. was like wtf?.
W comment
Cool. But their banter I practically an integral part of the podcast at this point
@@ShadowknightEX Exactly! The banter is always a great segment. If you're not watching the entire episode, you're missing out imo.
As soon as you said Balloon Boy, I said out loud "F" and knew no matter what Bob or Wade thought, he was going in F.
The DJ is definitely S tier, I can't take any other take. His music and chase was so unique, not to mention the heart pounding new dynamic that was introduced when a Giant animatronic reaches in to try and catch you, the only limit being how big they are.
cool for sure, Great chase but not unique. Really feels like any chase scene taken from any giant horror monster (example. Resident Evil) Not saying that DJ sucks just that its been done before. I would say A tier
I SAW THIS YESTERDAY AND DIDNT REALIZE WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT
I WAS LIKE oh weird so many _"clips"_ posted at the same time, they do them I guess
FULL EPISODES
THEY POSTED EVERY SINGLE VIDEO EPISODE ON RUclips
HOORAAAY
0:34 me, a very polite thief, speaking to the bank guards while my buddy is breaking into the vault
Springtrap is S tier no competition he is literally the main antagonist of the entire series he killed like 7 kids.
This man used manipulation to lure 5 kids into a back room this man is pure evil. This dude caused the entire series to happen and now he's a zombie struggling to move in the same suit that he used to kill those 5 kids. With that context in mind it makes luring him in different rooms with the sound of a child in fnaf 3 really disturbing. If that isn't S tier worthy I don't know what is.
I think I care too much about Five Nights at Freddy's.
He's also like, the single best designed character in the entire franchise.
S for Springtrap eh eh, dude is a goddamn piece of shit but man you can't argue againts cool character design and sick (altought messy) backstory
@@vitaleriof every single backstory in FNAF is messy
Springtrap is the only one that has a concrete story
The best part about springtrap as a character is that the springlock suits still have the robotic parts inside them, and many animatronics in the series are programmed to follow children's voices, which means that all of fnaf 3 is afton desperately trying to kill you while being dragged around against his will by his own suit's programming
He also took everything away from those same 5 children AGAIN before his "death" by tearing their new bodies apart to use for his own gain.
This makes me happy. I have zero interest in even thinking about downloading spotify. Glad I can finally enjoy these without having to just look up clips.
i mean theyve been uploading on other platforms too lol
@thatwaterriver3824 I have only heard them mention Spotify.
@@mathewhaightits on apple podcasts, but not the video version. Thats only on Spotify, and here now ig
im so happy you guys are back to youtube, i hope more video podcasts are coming out here, spotify is so laggy on my phone
Sprintrap is s tier. Lore wise he is the story. And he has the line "i always come back" he is THE main character
No freddy five bears is main character because he has a tophat and bowtie, springtrap doesnt, freddy is fancy like that
i can't watch the podcast on spotify, the podcast is not available in my country. so this is the best thing ever. i was trying to watch this podcast for a long time.
Was that the podcast of 87??
marionette is so S+++ tier she deserves a Marionette tier of her own
53:29 Mark he didn’t hire voice actors until after the fourth one-
(Also that was Chica who says that line but that’s not as big a deal)
Wait but there's no voicelines in 4
@@3spoons366Yes, which is why I said ”until *after* 4”
@Ozeglion oh sorry I didn't see the after
@@3spoons366 there's the secret phone guy voice line
ultimate custom night
I honestly think springtrap should be at least above the golden Freddy's
Their lore went basically nowhere, while pringtrap's did. He's the original killer of all the victims, tortured by his own creation and forced to live through the pain even after life. Also his design is lit asf, however they shouldn't have brought him back in security breach. (even though that was the mimic somehow(?)) idk lore is goofy
1:08:37 “I won that argument twice is what happened” had so much sass, I quite literally loled, lmaoed, and would’ve even rofled if the floor wasn’t so far away from me at the time.
Angry MatPat noises
I was about to scream in the comment section to make a part 2 and just saw it in recommended, but I LOVE THIISSS KEEP IT GOING
puppet deserved WAY higher, she is the MOST important character to the series. without her, afton would just be a child murderer
The most impassioned debate on distractible in a while and it's about a chilli purse
I thought podcasts just weren't for me, but you guys went and uploaded this stuff on Yt and I was like, "Dang, this is what my second monitor's gonna be streaming for the foreseeable future."|
what I came for: FNAF
what I got instead: 20 ways to make spam
Finally I can watch this in picture-in-picture mode :D
This is wholeheartedly welcomed
This actually is my first distractible episode
18:03 is the main topic.
Markplier can you please learn the lore it’s so fun to learn the lore it’s worth it! I’ll pay you!
i wish matpat was a special guest on this ep,
so the boys could hear some lore as they discuss everything.
Why are they not bringing up the fact that Springtrap is literally the main antagonist of the game franchise (William Afton)????? That alone gives him S tier ranking because without him, there would be no storyline. Point blank. That's why he had his own game. He also had different mechanics than the other animatronics in his game. Everyone who is a FNaF fan has brought up that he is incredibly more human and creepy compared to the other animatronics.
Springtrap deserves S tier.
After all these years Bonnie is still Wade’s nemesis
10 HOUR CREW! OMG I CAN SHOW MY WIFE THIS NOW!!!!
☹
@@Ezdine_G8261 ?
18:36 "There's balloon boy, balloon boy who smoked p*t" dying
I’m shaking and crying rn to see this back
Mark does the handshake deal with Wade to steal a victory, little did Wade know Mark decided to use it immediately.
1:18 ACTUALLY MY FIRST DISTRACTABLE LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wade: "Bonny gets overlooked A LOT"
He's literally like everyone's favorite. Like Foxy is the fan favorite and Chica has r34 audience, but like actual fans of the series LOVE Bonnie.
Whithered Chica was the first, she saw everything 😭
This is exactly what I needed after switching to youtube premium instead of renewing my spotify 😍
Why is Mark's SPAM recipe the most replayed part? lol
i came here for fnaf and got recipes LMFAO
Perfect. Finally I can listen to Distracteble EVERYWHERE
I’m so glad they are starting to make videos of the distractible podcast on here where it’s free good move
It’s free on Spotify too!
its always been free lol
@@MOOSE_.gresco oh ok wait it is I was talking about how RUclips app it’s free to watch this but I believe you have to have a payed subscription for it
It's so satisfying to live in Cincinnati and hear them talk about it
So mark completely forgot the lore behind the puppet. That one minigame from pizzeria sim sealed it in S for me, such a sad backstory.
The puppet is a high B or a low A
This is the best Christmas gift 🥹
Agreed 🤗
came for the five nights at freddy's, stayed for the Cincinnati slander. glad to see someone pissing on my Queen City rather than just taking the easy potshots at Cleveland and Crackron~
Nice to see more people putting podcasts back on RUclips.
Original Springtrap is S tier on character design alone.
I still want to see a part two this tier list needs put to rest by the king
Shadow Freddy appears rarely on the very left side of the fnaf 3 office
I would love to see another teir list, since you didn't get close to finishing. Also, Indigo Park, please?
1:04 first time a hey siri ever got my phone
Foxy is everyone's favorite despite being nightmare fuel
Chica is everyone's guilty pleasure
Freddy is the face of the entire franchise
Bonnie was the one that got the most kills. Workhorse of the series, best color palette and best name! (my own name happens to be Bonnie, so I'm totally unbiased in my decision) 😁😈
Not to mention it was Golden Bonnie's suit that was used as Springtrap/Glitchtrap's disguise so, yeah. Bonnie will always be S tier for me!
Personal preference: OG Freddy I would put in S tier, he's:
1. OG
2. Least active
3. Scariest in the first game (to me)
4. Most dangerous
5. Nights at Freddy's
Oh yeah, time to watch distractible on RUclips. Didn’t think I’d live to see this day.
If there's ever a Distractible World theme park, I can see the chili purse being a best-seller at a quick service restaurant in the park.
Oh my god, thank you! I really wanted to watch this the other day on my tv but the Spotify app is complete ass on the Fire Stick.
BALLOON BOY S TIER SHUT YOUR MOUTH "hi!" IS ICONIC
this might cause me to rewatch every fnaf playthrough mark has done.
man i love this cause, for some reason, spotify can't stream video in my country, so i was forced to be a listener.
i adore the c tier characters just specificaally. they're all my favourites
I guess the Spotify exclusivity contract must have ended xD
the start of the markiplier rein
i hate that mark ranting about healthy diets and eating like 10 minutes in was actually helpful 😭😭 i dont think i get enough protein in meals to be fr LMFAO
the skyline 4 times in 2 weeks is so real i also get skyline twice a week. big fan of chillitos with everything
I'm shakin and cryin rn
The fist bumps being so off is just amazing
Springtrap is my favorite anamatronic in the whole series
3:45 Wade!😂
49:40 in his fnaf 2 revisited video he saw JJ multiple times sorry my autism had to correct that
Yep, in fact wasn’t it even before he saw the other, much obvious secret animatronic?
If every episode contained everything but what the title said I'd watch all of them.
2:22 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT ORIGINALLY?! Markiplier just keeps on producing golden lines...
TOY BUNNY WAS THE REPRESENTITIVE OF "The show must go on" COME ONN
I'm shaking and crying rn to see the bon vons of disctractiblessss
"registered nurse"
@@Tsubakiihime registered nun you mean
mark looking extra keanu reeves today
"I was the first" was some form of Chica in Ultimate Custom Night.
It's my first time watching Distractible, well, about this intro... You had my curiosity now attention.
Actual useful health advice from Mark👍🏼
I know yall specifically told us not to tweak out over the rankings, especially over the lore, but fnaf 2 puppet?? SS TIER. she is one of the most iconic fnaf characters like EVER, not to mention she has SO MUCH personality. Also, the design? PEAK. her mask is literally an optical illusion, with an angry look from up top and happy from the bottom. Also. Shes got that eerie bug/doll look. So cool
Also, do something spooky :))
Bob is giving Toy Chica too much credit there. That's just what she looks like when she tears out her eyes and mouth.
I fall asleep to three peens vods. Now I have this. Hahaha
I'm glad this intro is my first introduction to this channel
imma listen to this when I work out tmr
It's a damn christmas miracle. Christmas has come early 🎉🎉
honestly i like getting episodes on youtube more than spotify
The best designed character in the series (Springtrap) was robbed 😭
Cope
PLEASE make a part two, i need you guys to get to at least sister location or pizzeria simulator
It’s been so long since I’ve seen a video episode I’m so happy
Bob is right, the comments would be here and we ARE here
How does he not know fnaf !