It's like he staged a fight between him and all the members of Desperado to make himself look good and get more votes, except it's not staged at all and he's actually beating the shit out of them
wouldnt monsoon just be able to abduct armstrong since magnet attracts iron and armstong’s nanomachines are most likely made out of magnetic substances
i love how this entire video implies that senator armstrong actually has a completely invisible sword that he for some reason refuses to use against raiden metal gear
Hearing Armstrong call Monsoon a little shit and shit rock him is something I didn't know I needed in life. Much like the heavyweight bout of Armstrong and Sundowner.
14:30 There's just something comically funny about Sundowner just unleashing his kickass combo, only to get sucker-punched by Armstrong in the back and getting sent flying
@@orion_onion "oh look that woman is looking at me all sexy like" X-X-Y-X-X-X *Blade mode* Second phase X-X-X-X-Y-X-Y *Blade mode even more* Third Phase Cool ass music amps up X-X-Y-Y-Y-X-X-X Hit Y+B in time Freeze the woman *Blade mode the fuck out of her* "Close one"
Armstrong: Sundowner, unfortunately due to profit issues, I am gonna have to deduct my funds to you all. Sundowner: I didn't think you could be any crueler than that Senator...
I'd like to imagine that sword mode is just Armstrong doing karate chops. I'd also like to imagine these fights only take so long for Armstrong because he's just toying with them.
Story after raidens defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done so he went to kill the desperado to fix the mistake he had done and will make America a better place a peaceful place his mission was he secretly joined Raiden’s team after his defeat he told them i will fix this and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado he will try to fix everything what he had done
@@vitorvale2662 Here with commas and punctuations: Story after raiden's defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done, so he went to kill the desperado, to fix the mistake he had done, and will make America a better place, a peaceful place. His mission was, he secretly joined raiden's team after his defeat. He told them "I will fix this" and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado. He will try to fix everything what he has done.
I like to imagine that the blade mode for Armstrong is just him delivering a slap Like. Monsoon's lil head button? Slap that shit. Sundowner's shields? Just slap that shit
Its a really good time to get into mgr, us in the modding community fully figured out how to model swap, now we can finally have walter white versus freddy fazzbear
@@orion_onionwe should just have the sourcecode already. That way we will have infinitive capabilities and i just know somebody will try to turn MGRR into a hentai dating game
Seeing Armstrong with acrobatic abilities and monkeying around is a horrifying thought
He used to do college cheerleading as well. Could've gone pro if he didn't join up
That doesnt make sence sor
@@RAIDEN-HP A dude who’s basically maxed out on strength, with speed being the last priority..moving around like it’s a jungle gym
He played college ball you know
Try university of Texas bro,he also have a good speechs writer.
Imagine wanting to vote for a senator and the leaked footage is just him beating the shit out of a crime organization
He has my vote.
It's like he staged a fight between him and all the members of Desperado to make himself look good and get more votes, except it's not staged at all and he's actually beating the shit out of them
Mine as well
@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703so you are gonna vote yourself?damn you got my vote
Bare handed mind you.
monsoon:wtf senator why you here
Senator armstrong:why not stick around and find out?
After a long fight.....
monsoon : WHY CANT I HIT YOU ??!!
Armstrong : Nanomachine son
Senator: You should join the navi! Or else...
wouldnt monsoon just be able to abduct armstrong since magnet attracts iron
and armstong’s nanomachines are most likely made out of magnetic substances
@@lenoobxd If this was the case, wouldn't monsoon have done so during his battle with Raiden?
@@sungusboxRaiden is still mostly carbon, and I have the feeling that the Nano machines also need a lot of Carbon too, and maybe a bit of silicon…
1:51 This proves that the senator is truly Armstrong.
Omg thats so armwrong
The story if Raiden hadn't intervened
What makes this perfect is that its not perfect :)
“You know What? Fuck this war I just want desperado dead!”
"Fuck 'em, I'll do it myself!"
He do.
@ I was sh1t posting with this comment… how did it get 240 likes?
0:02 Husbands in 1950 when the soup is a bit cold
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE STEAK GOT OVER COOKED, then processed to beat the living Christ out of her
@@orion_onionEn esa época si pasaba eso era una falta de respeto o algo así procediendo el marido a...
The soup is cold, and the salad is hot.
@@jacplac97 how is that even possible?
@@jacplac97 the pigeons wait to see what rots
6:05 real life footage of a armstrong-nado
What armstrong be doing against me on sam dlc
i love how this entire video implies that senator armstrong actually has a completely invisible sword that he for some reason refuses to use against raiden metal gear
Have you forgoten the nanomachines, son?
@@WheatDos Telekinesis wave generators, son ;)
That’s just his hand going chop-chop.
Nah, he got very sharp and strong nails 💅
high frequency telekinesis
I never knew Armstrong had telekinesis.
Lol
invisible nano machine son
Armstrong uses telekinesis at the start of his fight with Sam.
do you ever play Jetstream DLC?
@@MaSuDezender yes i have but thats not really telekinesis rather just magnetic power such like that of monsoon
Hearing Armstrong call Monsoon a little shit and shit rock him is something I didn't know I needed in life. Much like the heavyweight bout of Armstrong and Sundowner.
Lil shit
Armstrong: "i want to end war as a business Jack!"
Raiden: "then why the hell do you work with the guys that want the exact opposite?"
Armstrong:
3 dlc boutta be sick
Lmaoo
Armstrong dlc crazy
4:47 armstrong: do i look like a "jack" to you?
"sorry, force of habit"
0:36 HES SO STRONG HE DIDNT EVEN NEED NANO MACHINES TO PARRY A STEAMING KNIFE WITH THE ENDS OF HIS SHOULDERS
5:14
"Armstrong is rapidly approaching your location"
He deals surprisingly little damage
He is holding back to have some fun.
Fair enough @@shadowspringtrap3122
it's no fun to just over kill something no? i'd play around myself also
@@slient957Well, yes, but he still is like, as strong as the hf sword with no upgrades, or probably less
He forgot to use rippe-, I mean rage mode, yeah, rage mode.
Monsoon: “So this is Jack’s terrifying true form?”
Jacked Jack
Jack "The Jacked" Jackson
Imagine if Jack got his nanomachines for himself after zandatsu-ing his nanomachine heart and basically becoming Prophet in crysis 4
15:08 yes
"DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR" -armstrong prolly
Indeed he caught me in mid air when I fought him
0:48
0:45 Lmao my man Armstrong got some moves 😂
He played college ball, you know
@@MakoFGCin cushy eye league school
He is just a Baki character at this point
When Senator Armstrong learns that his own henchmen are secretly plotting a rebellion against him:
Leaked footage of Armstrong hiring Desperado's members:
19:35 "titty twister" 😭😭🙏🙏
"Nooo-aaarrrrghhhhh... !1!1!!!!1"
* fucking dies *
15:09 goodness Armstrong looks terrifying
this is the most replayed part of this video
"CHRIST" -Sundowner
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING" -Sundowner probably
the nanomachines protrude from his face oh my christ
14:30 There's just something comically funny about Sundowner just unleashing his kickass combo, only to get sucker-punched by Armstrong in the back and getting sent flying
9:00 Monsoon can kick without his legs on
Armstrong can cut without the sword too so this not surprise me much
*MAGNETIC FORCE STEVEN, NATURE'S FORCE!*
Armstrong:Plan B you are all fired
Regular manager: brings his employees in his office to let them know they are fired easily
Armstrong: slaughters everyone in anime styled fights
I carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we both the *same*
The world has turned and so many have burned
But nobody is to blane
Yet staring across barren wasted land
I fell New life will be born
Beneath the blood-stained sand
Beneath the blood-stained sand
11:23 AWOOP
awoop
AWOOP
awop
Awoop :3
Awoop
i imagine after armstrong won he would’ve ended world marshal and there child soldiers
How nice of them to wait for you to heal
I know right
17:03 the most epic moment of the video tbh
He literally hit the rock
I love that by having the regeneration and without Raiden with blademode to stop you it's like playing a lore accurate Armstrong
16:31 Sam: Not again
"you passed the interview, *now are you ready for a promotion?"*
@@Benito675 this time sam will lose his other arm (or atleast his life)
15:09 is an minecraft villager when he spots the player with emeralds 💀
the mistral fight is literally just the player beating the shit out of a woman
average metal gear fan when they see a women
@@orion_onion "oh look that woman is looking at me all sexy like"
X-X-Y-X-X-X
*Blade mode*
Second phase
X-X-X-X-Y-X-Y
*Blade mode even more*
Third Phase
Cool ass music amps up
X-X-Y-Y-Y-X-X-X
Hit Y+B in time
Freeze the woman
*Blade mode the fuck out of her*
"Close one"
real
It’s even funnier since mistral canonically has a crush on Armstrong
@@orion_onionme asf tbh
Armstrong became (even more) so macho-manly, he grew metal muttonchops at 12:34.
*("Don't f with this Hulked out Rad StrongArm Senator!!!!!")*
yo this is sick. can't wait until you're tf2 mod comes out take you're time
your* for fucks sake
Armstrong: Sundowner, unfortunately due to profit issues, I am gonna have to deduct my funds to you all.
Sundowner: I didn't think you could be any crueler than that Senator...
10:22 damn boie
01:20
so the armstrong was a darksouls player, this will be explain the source of its powers
Monsoon: STOP HEALING
Armstrong: do something about it
I'd like to imagine that sword mode is just Armstrong doing karate chops.
I'd also like to imagine these fights only take so long for Armstrong because he's just toying with them.
And cause i’m shit at mgr
Lowkey expected the Sam fight to be the one from the DLC but in Armstrong's perspective
honestly would be sick if that were a thing, i don't know if its possible but would be cool
Armstrong: hey guys look at this cool healing move that also makes me invincible to everyone except jack
he just loves jack ❤
I like how he has to stop and get rid of Sundowner's shield so he won't beat him to dead at fucking invincible phase
The fact he can just regenerate is so broken, if only you did the same amount of damage the actual Armstrong did
17:02 The impact was strong that it broke the boulder!!? 😮
Damn, what can that blade NOT do???
Yes
Leave people alive.
16:37 this is a canonic fight
Story after raidens defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done so he went to kill the desperado to fix the mistake he had done and will make America a better place a peaceful place his mission was he secretly joined Raiden’s team after his defeat he told them i will fix this and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado he will try to fix everything what he had done
He will truely make America great again
i cant understand a single word of that
@@vitorvale2662raiden die armstrong become good guy
@@vitorvale2662 Here with commas and punctuations:
Story after raiden's defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done, so he went to kill the desperado, to fix the mistake he had done, and will make America a better place, a peaceful place. His mission was, he secretly joined raiden's team after his defeat. He told them "I will fix this" and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado. He will try to fix everything what he has done.
@@DatsuKyoraku Very simple, i see. Thx!
Armstrong is so powerful if he pretends he has a sword he can cut with it
1:27 bro is slapping the GYATT
W senator
god i wish i was him
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@@Britishness_andTea oh and that too i guess
I like to imagine that the blade mode for Armstrong is just him delivering a slap
Like. Monsoon's lil head button? Slap that shit.
Sundowner's shields? Just slap that shit
Not fed up, just covering up all the evidence that could cost him his election.
15:09 OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS 💀💀💀💀💀, I LITERALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING 🎉😂 HAHAAAA-
Fear...
The Principle if he decided to take on the Cheerleader himself
This makes me want a multiplayer fighting game where we fight each other as the characters from MGR and maybe other games.
Damn, I need to try collage ball asap
I’ve just recently gotten into mgrr and I didint expect to find a new video. Nice!
Its a really good time to get into mgr, us in the modding community fully figured out how to model swap, now we can finally have walter white versus freddy fazzbear
Hell yea@@orion_onion
@@orion_onionwe should just have the sourcecode already. That way we will have infinitive capabilities and i just know somebody will try to turn MGRR into a hentai dating game
the really of how armstrong got his army
😂
armstrong with his little invisible sword
His little invisible knife*
"nice knife"
Senator armstrong is using the fist that Sikorsky uses in baki, explaining why he was able to cut.
Nano machines son
Armstrong is so powerful his fists are like a sword
4:01 excuse me
W H A T ?
He plays dark souls
Bro, those Discord notifs during Monsoon had me double-checking my Discord lmao.
So sorry for that, a friend kept harassing me
@@orion_onionrelatable
AND IT WILL COME
AND IT WILL COME
AND IT WILL COME
Armstrong is so op he swings his arms around and it absolutely annihilates anything in its path
And you moving on sundowner's cutscene was hilarious
Real men use their fists. Sometimes it doesn't work, but most of the time, it works wonders.
0:35 He stopped the blade with his damn back.
Canon
Nanomachines son!
@@ThatBrokenToxinGuyWHERE? HE’S USING HIS BARE BACK
This is extremely cursed
And I love it
agreed
Gotta agree
Fr
Udk how bro cutting while he has no sharp thing to use
So Armstrong can get a guaranteed heal because no one can knock him out of the animation.
pretty much
Canon
Senator so strong hes cutting stuff up with air lol
1:52 bro his armstrongs arm does not look very strong also 10:37 discord but 15:08 cursed
one could say he skipped arm day
yes@@orion_onion
nonsense, thats his right arm
@@orion_onioncould’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the navy.
He heals with the power of discord
His ideals gave my life meaning-Mistral
Armstrongs ideals: beat the living crap out of everyone until they join
Armstrong: FUCK ALL OF IT
(Armstrong start destroing his life work)
Don’t fuck with this senator!
- Armstrong
19:29 Telekinesis stab
So that's how Armstrong aligned with DESPERADO
Why did I read despacito
i have no clue
Sundowner got bullied bro 😭
Mistral: 💀
Mistral moment
Now it makes sense that Armstrong calls Raiden's sword a "nice knife" this man can slice meters of steel and iron with his BARE KNUCKLES
“Five year old me pretending there is a sword and fighting imaginary people”
Senator Armstrong when he was in the quick time katana moments (literally grabs an invisible weapon)
"WELCOME TO MY UTOPIA OF DEATH!"
discord sound
The way he was rolling around sundowner on his transformation😂
Armstrong is just too op 😂
shii didnt know armstrong could move like dat
Invisible shock wave made by nanomachine💀
This Is Nanomachine Rising rn. 💀
When Armstrong got to knew that sundowner love minors
Playable amnstrong is truly the perfect mod ever for MGR
sheessh i dont see this vid 15 hrs ago... cant belive this game still alive❤
It’s still alive due to the power of mods
Armstrong if he was both an acrobat and had the Force:
Seeing Armstrong cut people, whips, cars and helicopters in half in slow motion with his will alone is pretty badass
Armstrong really meant it when he said "Fuck ALL of it!"
I gotta try this out, looks fun.
15:09 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE
Nanomachines happened
Senator Armstrong if he realized, that he is just like me, trying to make history.
17:01 Armstrong really have some intentions on that arm again