.....sooo, the secret to longevity were those capsules/sarcophagi the entire time? If so, what was the point in Zhang risking everything to venture down to the city to begin with, considering he already had one in his possession (the one containing Sima Hui in stasis) since the beginning of the film?
Maybe he used the alien life pod to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina for his quest to reach the golden spider city where he searches for a way to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina?! 🤣No wait that makes no sense xD
dont you mean Story -9999/10, cinema -99999/10? the strory is a complete mess at best, and everything else is truly garbage, the cgi and animation was bad some 20-30 years ago, Terminator 2 has more convincing CGI then this crap.
@@filmcrop your writer must be dumb on top of not knowing English. Or, a more plausible scenario, You use AI and don't want to admit it. Either way it's bad lol.
Over the top, outrageous, unnecessarily convoluted, questionable CGI, and absolutely pure magic. Hollywood doesn't even come close to making great movies like this and it's a real shame.
never have i ever seen a spider spit web. i bet thet have the meals through the ass, because in my world the spider anatomy is completely reversed from what i've seen, in my world they shoot webs through the rear and eat through the mouth. But who am i to judge XD
the cgi is laughably bad, the animation is truly horrible, its very janky, and robotic, it would be at best a "B" grade in high school, and thats the very best teh movie has to offer, most of it would land you a "C" if the teacher is feeling generous. PS1/2 era cinematics is better then this crap, Terminator 2 has more convincing cgi then this crap. and Chinese wire work is far worse then anything to have ever plagued cinema.
I think the Alien Ship's pilot crashed because the plot was so confusing. He felt death was a better option.
😂😂😂😂
chinese story telling is fatal
narrator: it was as if the plants were alive😂😂😂. But plants are living things
.....sooo, the secret to longevity were those capsules/sarcophagi the entire time? If so, what was the point in Zhang risking everything to venture down to the city to begin with, considering he already had one in his possession (the one containing Sima Hui in stasis) since the beginning of the film?
Never thought i would hear "Golden Spider City" this many times in my life.
@19:00 "...but left her alive" lmao splattt
I just love that he said sima Cong 9 times in the first minute
Broooo😂
tried to take a shot for everytime sima kong is said, died of alcohol poisoning after 6 minutes 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's funny to think that his mummy is actually his Daddy
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoos ur daddy?
My girlfriend has 7 days to get an antidote I'll go to the ancient mythical spider City instead of you know the hospital
the narration just drones on and on and on and on and on. . .
ok this is weird
if u look up the cast for this movie lisa doesnt exist???
"THE CREATURE than devoured the guard, killing him instantly."
🤣🤣🤣 Around the 2:35 mark.
Gotta LOVE this stuff...as long as it's FREE!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah boy, grab that antidote, magic rope!
what happened to lisa? says giant spider spared her. was she killed in the explosion?
i wanna know what happened to the girl who played lisa. if u look up the cast for this movie shes doesnt exist
I'm assuming she got killed when the city got destroyed, unless she managed to escape while all the other parties were being kept busy.
Tomb raider meets national treasure meets journey to the centre of the earth.
You forgot Indiana Jones
@@promisenwaeke5210Meets cheap Chinese knockoff
Chinese movie titled Golden Spider City (2022)? cool. Added to my list!
Interesting movie recap.
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I need more realism in my fantasy movies.
Good movie if you watch it with no sound
Damn that dude with terminal cancer sure has an awful lot of strength and stamina...
Maybe he didn't get chemo
Maybe he used the alien life pod to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina for his quest to reach the golden spider city where he searches for a way to heal his cancer and give him strength and stamina?! 🤣No wait that makes no sense xD
Heavily inspired by Made in Abyss. The golden city, deep underground, mysterious powers..
Story 9/10, cinema -1000000/10
It's literally garbage.
dont you mean Story -9999/10, cinema -99999/10?
the strory is a complete mess at best, and everything else is truly garbage, the cgi and animation was bad some 20-30 years ago, Terminator 2 has more convincing CGI then this crap.
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405 ye i did kinda over rate the story but its still a 5 out of 10 at least
“Pointed rod”……. Spear?
I hope to never hear semi and kong again. And yes, I know that isn't the way to spell them.
"It's as if the plants were alive." Plants are alive.
Lol, 1 second in, subtitle says 1988 not 1978, unless my eyesight is completely gone.
So the golden coffins are escape stasis pods
What was Lisa motive?
MEH i would have just got a new Girl, the bad guy can get his own Gem :D
when you said 1978 its litterally written on screen 1988 bro FOCUS!! @@
Was this based on a true story?
I don't think so)
ah yes the giant alien spider monsters
Yes, in the hollow earth where Godzilla, Kong and other Titans live.
Absolutely
Yes.
You do an awesome job mate, you find some good movies i have never seen, cheers
they sustained significant casualties.
they lost 3 dudes. lol,
fire your AI
it's not AI
@@filmcrop your writer must be dumb on top of not knowing English.
Or, a more plausible scenario,
You use AI and don't want to admit it.
Either way it's bad lol.
Over the top, outrageous, unnecessarily convoluted, questionable CGI, and absolutely pure magic. Hollywood doesn't even come close to making great movies like this and it's a real shame.
Sima Kong
What’s the background music?
dream 400Hz - youtube media
called serinity from resident evil 4
Bruh both of yall are wrong
Leapt - past tense of Leap. [lep-t].
i would read it as sigma cong just for the luls
How about Sigmund´s dong :P
My name is Lisa
Myself and my parents are not going for me as much as 8.30am
@@lisawilliams9100Okay..
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Btw, i decided to watch the actual movie, and a lot of wat he says is just wrong.
So if he came out in his clothes that he had on how did his father get dressed like a mummy
So the movie could happen. Haha
As Mr.Bean would say "magic"😂😂😂 I love how he says it 😂😂😂
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never have i ever seen a spider spit web. i bet thet have the meals through the ass, because in my world the spider anatomy is completely reversed from what i've seen, in my world they shoot webs through the rear and eat through the mouth. But who am i to judge XD
What a "SUCK" MOVIE !
Stop
No, you stop😂😂
Skipped....you need to improve
the cgi is laughably bad, the animation is truly horrible, its very janky, and robotic, it would be at best a "B" grade in high school, and thats the very best teh movie has to offer, most of it would land you a "C" if the teacher is feeling generous.
PS1/2 era cinematics is better then this crap, Terminator 2 has more convincing cgi then this crap.
and Chinese wire work is far worse then anything to have ever plagued cinema.
can you not be so lazy and just do it yourself. AI is just not good enough for this, and wen it is, its not gonna be made by inputs from you.
it's not AI
All content is handmade. Our actor's English is not his first language. Although we are thinking of switching to AI because it's better.
@@filmcrop no need to lie to me. I already clicked don't recommend channel.