Every 60 Years The Aliens Upgrade People by Evolving Humanity and Preparing Them for Their Attack

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @Cant_find_good_Handle
    @Cant_find_good_Handle 3 месяца назад +62

    I’m just glad Mr. Snipes is still getting parts.

    • @bobgreen9980
      @bobgreen9980 3 месяца назад +3

      *And Snips is still helping people with their IRS tax deductions,,, which is EBRYTING!!! EBRYTING MUN!!!*

    • @shoxx48
      @shoxx48 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@bobgreen9980 - Shut up

    • @Max_Maximus_69
      @Max_Maximus_69 3 месяца назад

      I would not call this a "part"

  • @ZeroHero-33
    @ZeroHero-33 4 месяца назад +43

    I'm just here for Snipes. He was great in blade. Dude needs to be in more movies

    • @da6965
      @da6965 3 месяца назад +1

      Nino Brown❗️

    • @ljprep6250
      @ljprep6250 3 месяца назад +1

      He has done a crapload of movies. The Marksman, Passenger 57, Armed Response, The Expendables, Demolition Man (Everyone should own a copy of this classic!), The Art of War II: Betrayal, The Detonator, Futuresport, U.S. Marshalls, Rising Sun, Boiling Point, etc. He's one of my many favorite action heroes.

    • @dude8273
      @dude8273 3 месяца назад +1

      he was hiding from tax collectors

  • @caterpuss
    @caterpuss 4 месяца назад +39

    WESLEY SNIPES ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN SO LONG! This movie is good enough I'll probably buy it, thanks for the recap!

    • @mykaelnyx8821
      @mykaelnyx8821 3 месяца назад +2

      Kind of hard for me to buy it when they don't tell me the name of the movie

    • @caterpuss
      @caterpuss 3 месяца назад

      @@mykaelnyx8821 just IMDB Wesley Snipes

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      No, they probably blew the movie budget in hiring him. And that probably wasn't a lot of money in the first place.

  • @0101-s7v
    @0101-s7v 4 месяца назад +34

    Funny how Snipes' character is literally everywhere he needs to be at just the right time. They leave his cabin, drive for couple of miles, get into a confrontation with law enforcement at some random place on the road and he pops out of the woods at that exact spot. Why? Because the script said so.

    • @galadtirin
      @galadtirin 4 месяца назад +2

      Well it is not easy to write a terrible script is it? How else it would be a disaster of a movie? :)

    • @warrmachine1
      @warrmachine1 4 месяца назад

      what dah hell are you saying? this is the Snipes, every Sniper aspiration: the perfect spot, perfect time, perfect shot; perfect kill ------->

    • @dmo848
      @dmo848 13 дней назад

      I thought the movie was going Rambo on us🤣

  • @lonestarrk9308
    @lonestarrk9308 4 месяца назад +48

    The scariest thing in this movie is Wesley’s hair cut.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 месяца назад

      I was just thinking the last thing a former military man who now lives in the woods will do is have a military-esq haircut.
      Either it will be simple all over one length buzzed or gloriously unkemp, it will NOT be a hard to maintain and dorky only ever seen in the military or worse military movies style cut.

  • @NoodleFoxYT
    @NoodleFoxYT 4 месяца назад +29

    i love how to movie starts with something already impossible sound in a vacuum....

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 4 месяца назад +1

      you are so smart...

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 месяца назад +2

      They perceived sound; not the same as there actually being sound.

    • @KNOCKOUTCLUBFC
      @KNOCKOUTCLUBFC 4 месяца назад

      lol..not to mention those thin suites

    • @eats4cheaps305
      @eats4cheaps305 4 месяца назад

      Not to mention that every person who studies space agrees that sound can carry in space.

    • @NoodleFoxYT
      @NoodleFoxYT 4 месяца назад

      @@eats4cheaps305 🤓

  • @TheFiown
    @TheFiown 4 месяца назад +21

    'Covering their ears' when wearing a space helmet ? I thought that sound didn't travel in space vacuum ?

    • @Cugastratos
      @Cugastratos 4 месяца назад +6

      Space is not a COMPLETE vacuum...

    • @enadegheeghaghe6369
      @enadegheeghaghe6369 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Cugastratosthat does not mean that sounds travel though space for your ears to pick up

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 месяца назад +2

      A natural, albeit futile, reaction.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад

      @@Cugastratos It's close enough that sounds cannot pass through it.

  • @mtmnynj8071
    @mtmnynj8071 3 дня назад

    Wesley Snipes ?!?!?! sunuvabtch!! I'm In!!!

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta 4 месяца назад +131

    I just automatically dislike these types of movies where bunch of young people go into a cabin and do everything exactly the opposite how things should be done. It just ruins the movies.

    • @paulwright8378
      @paulwright8378 4 месяца назад +12

      But what if they clapp and show all

    • @boutinpowered8373
      @boutinpowered8373 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@paulwright8378then it's ok

    • @Iseedeadpplss
      @Iseedeadpplss 4 месяца назад +3

      Agreed

    • @isouftraore-t4v
      @isouftraore-t4v 4 месяца назад

      🤿🤿🤿🎇🎇🎇⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽🏅🦻🦻👮⛑️🐋🐬🐬🐬🦈☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🦻👮⛽🎆🥀🗝️🎙️🎖️🤿🤿🎇💋💋💋🌈⛑️

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 4 месяца назад

      They show the penetration?

  • @biznisman7049
    @biznisman7049 4 месяца назад +42

    Frozen Animals, WHAT? You mean stuffed animals. Taxidermy

  • @ZionistWorldOrder
    @ZionistWorldOrder 4 месяца назад +10

    my man what did you even tell the ai to get that 😂

  • @jdsim9173
    @jdsim9173 4 месяца назад +29

    Why would they bring surfboards to a cabin in the woods?

    • @waynemcaurthur8026
      @waynemcaurthur8026 4 месяца назад +3

      Wake surfing, not ocean surfing. Huge difference

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 4 месяца назад +10

      that's how they attracted the attention of the aliens in the first place.
      "hmm they bring surfboards into the woods. they must be idiots. ideal guinea pigs" - alien decides.

    • @galadtirin
      @galadtirin 4 месяца назад +5

      On the sequal, aliens abbduct the writer of the first movie, to upgrade on his writing skills.

    • @eclipsewrecker
      @eclipsewrecker 3 месяца назад +1

      @@waynemcaurthur8026what wake? Where’s the boat?

  • @ricky9451
    @ricky9451 4 месяца назад +17

    These teenagers are unsufferables

  • @vinnyandatty8777
    @vinnyandatty8777 4 месяца назад +45

    why are they taking surfboards into the woods?

    • @smalpree
      @smalpree 3 месяца назад

      When we were teenagers we would take water skiing ropes and surf boards to a bend the river to ride on the rapids. So I am sure people thought that about us hiking up the mountain trial with surf boards in the summer. We were just headed to the Rogue River in Oregon not too far from Grants Pass.

    • @jmcclain8237
      @jmcclain8237 Месяц назад

      Because they are idiots.

  • @ceschudeck
    @ceschudeck 4 месяца назад +52

    Why would the aliens choose the most stupid kids around to make improvements ??

  • @Vladd7
    @Vladd7 2 часа назад

    Snipes just doesn't age.

  • @zorrbock
    @zorrbock 4 месяца назад +16

    Is that the same gas station from Cabin in the Woods?

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      I saw somewhere that there is this (functioning) classic gas station that is used in a bunch of movies. Perhaps it's the same.

  • @lmwlmw4468
    @lmwlmw4468 4 месяца назад +20

    Nice. Never try to hit Wesley Snipes.......

  • @anthonyg6083
    @anthonyg6083 3 месяца назад

    dude this is insane!! part2? xD

  • @KNOCKOUTCLUBFC
    @KNOCKOUTCLUBFC 4 месяца назад +3

    i know the whole concept of space is stupid..but i love sci-fi movies

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад

      The concept of space is stupid? It's literally all round the Earth, and around everywhere else. Go up far enough and you simply can't avoid it.
      What's more, it's big. Really big! You might think it's a long way to eh nearest chemists', but that's just peanuts to space...

  • @DarthGTB
    @DarthGTB Месяц назад

    RUclips explaining what an abduction is is even more hilarious than the movie

  • @k9cop68
    @k9cop68 Месяц назад +1

    Humanity is regressing, not evolving.

    • @User122-ty
      @User122-ty 13 дней назад

      Yep, MAGA as proof

    • @k9cop68
      @k9cop68 13 дней назад

      @@User122-ty M A g A is preserving the constitution. Your side wants to destroy and rewrite it. That is regression.

    • @k9cop68
      @k9cop68 13 дней назад

      @@User122-ty Another backwards, confused Lib

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 4 месяца назад +8

    It's not evolution unless the 'upgrade' involves genetics.

    • @DatOldeBiker
      @DatOldeBiker 4 месяца назад

      So many times the word "Evolution" is misused in films I think most people don't know what it is anyway. :>)

  • @mandeesman7889
    @mandeesman7889 4 месяца назад +1

    This was a low key great movie

  • @JOHNSMITH-vx5yz
    @JOHNSMITH-vx5yz 3 месяца назад +1

    I kind of like these spacey. Moves. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @cantdropp
    @cantdropp 4 месяца назад

    Im not going to lie usually most UFO films are a bit over-exaggerated except this one actually has the right theoretical idea of what goes on with these abductions instead of thinking your getting tortured. your getting tested in hallucinations to see what reaction one takes in certain circumstances. Leading to an answer for them whether your capable of being "upgraded" or not

  • @Sakja
    @Sakja 4 месяца назад +19

    Why do the titles have nothing to do with the movie?

    • @RamblinManTV
      @RamblinManTV 4 месяца назад +2

      Must be some new zoomer or ai trend cause lots of same channels are doing it and it's annoying

    • @valerieking5265
      @valerieking5265 4 месяца назад +1

      It attracted my attention so i watched the recap.

  • @5sweatingpalm
    @5sweatingpalm 4 месяца назад +3

    Hunter used to hunt vampires - aliens are not blood sucking - easy kill.

  • @graydenday3760
    @graydenday3760 4 месяца назад +11

    Its a dream of mine to get abducted by aliens and gain superpowers.

    • @isaacplaysagame2628
      @isaacplaysagame2628 4 месяца назад

      So you want be probed? Kinda weird man

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад +1

      @@isaacplaysagame2628 Being enhanced and being probed are somewhat different.
      Maybe the probing comes first, though, in order to ascertain how to upgrade the subject?

  • @teamcrosby7920
    @teamcrosby7920 2 месяца назад

    I saw this year's ago....it was good to me.....all things considered.

  • @hugojames85
    @hugojames85 3 месяца назад +1

    Every 60 Years The Aliens Upgrade People by Evolving.... Their Tiddies.

  • @craig4451
    @craig4451 4 месяца назад +24

    cover their ears? wearing a spacesuit???🤔🤔

    • @Im_Not_From_Around_Here
      @Im_Not_From_Around_Here 4 месяца назад +13

      The narrator did say 'Instinctively', anyone would do that.

    • @alexamg6675
      @alexamg6675 4 месяца назад +2

      Instinct dude

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 4 месяца назад

      And then a raging fire broke out...

  • @makersmark1974
    @makersmark1974 3 месяца назад +2

    This movie lost me at astronauts (trying to) cover ears while a helmet on in space..

  • @brunoaugustorodriguesalves4080
    @brunoaugustorodriguesalves4080 4 месяца назад +1

    It is like Rhesus negative blood, It is commom near Spain and France.

  • @TermoMST
    @TermoMST 4 месяца назад +9

    The key moment in this movie is when the aliens fold their clothes after returning them naked. Mom vibes.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад +1

      I did wonder about that. Do the aliens do it with telekinesis, or do they literally stand there, carefully folding human clothes?

    • @nameit3635
      @nameit3635 4 месяца назад

      Haha, aliens work in mysterious ways! 👽👕🩳🩲🩴

  • @jcs1025
    @jcs1025 4 месяца назад +6

    Is that Walt Jr from Breaking Bad?

  • @TheRealMiniIsHere
    @TheRealMiniIsHere 4 месяца назад +1

    Video: *About a movie*
    RUclips: "I'll put a Wiki-article here about Alien abductions so people can decide if this video is about real or fake events on their own"

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 4 месяца назад

      Its a 'trigger word' If you say 'climate change', a similar pop up will explain that man made climate change is real. RUclips is trying to fight 'misinformation' with its own version of facts. Definitely a byproduct of the Covid era.

  • @LuxersMultiverse2090
    @LuxersMultiverse2090 2 месяца назад

    I think this movie could have explored its premise a bit more

  • @michaelm54877
    @michaelm54877 4 месяца назад +2

    Sound in a vacuum? Why are they covering their ears when they are in an encapsulated suit?

  • @nobodyjustme7481
    @nobodyjustme7481 4 месяца назад +6

    When you said they hear "unexpected sounds" in near-empty regions of space, I immediately know this is a stupid movie.

  • @dustinschalk8825
    @dustinschalk8825 3 месяца назад +1

    Is that Walt jr?!
    I mean Flynn **

  • @SkipSpotter
    @SkipSpotter 3 месяца назад

    This is one of my top sci-fi movies of all time. The acting a great, the story is original, and the ending is absolutely brilliant.
    **RECOMMENDED 100%**

  • @infamousgfx9640
    @infamousgfx9640 4 месяца назад +6

    Surprised Brendan didn't ask for breakfast

  • @aiztoh
    @aiztoh 4 месяца назад +1

    Hmm, now I wanna see the full video and observe all the errors they made

  • @Crow4o
    @Crow4o 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm stopin this video 34 seconds in, and watching this movies right now! 😂

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      I feel bad for you already.

  • @donaldduffy8947
    @donaldduffy8947 4 месяца назад

    This was a good movie. Its on Netflix

  • @NickJaime
    @NickJaime 7 дней назад

    True humans do that, but we pretend to care at first glance. These guys give no F's, lol.

  • @NonyaBuzinezz
    @NonyaBuzinezz 4 месяца назад +1

    Wait they had no memory of the alien experiments but knew they had powers because of the experiments that happened during the abduction they didn't know happened?

    • @galadtirin
      @galadtirin 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep, endless miracles of bad writing.

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      Dude, they spent the little money they had in hiring Snipes. Don't expect good writing too. 😂

    • @NonyaBuzinezz
      @NonyaBuzinezz 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Shadow__133 pretty sure they didn't spend any money on writing. Someone went on an acid trip, wrote nonsense down on a napkin, threw that napkin away when they sobered up, then a few days later the director found the napkin while they were at the dump disposing of the little common sense they had left, and made a total of 0 changes to the napkin story.

  • @greenfairy549
    @greenfairy549 4 месяца назад +1

    So the aliens are trying to improve them while they're being attacked and killed 🤔

    • @galadtirin
      @galadtirin 4 месяца назад

      Lets not forget that the aliens that can travel faster than light, have not researched kevlar or any balistic armor. And those kids brought surfboards into the woods.

  • @CharlesCurran-m9p
    @CharlesCurran-m9p 4 месяца назад +4

    Context blue banners in a sy-fi movie review? Are you serious?

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 4 месяца назад

      Hollywood has totally convinced me that aliens are real, after this meh movie. You are a pod person too, aren't you ! ;)

    • @CharlesCurran-m9p
      @CharlesCurran-m9p 4 месяца назад

      @@sprinkle61 Yes I am. Take me to your leader.😂

  • @sonovivo1247
    @sonovivo1247 3 месяца назад

    Your US-American way of talking is a horror movie on itself.

  • @ihavegymnastics
    @ihavegymnastics 4 месяца назад

    Blade!!!!!

  • @artjacob5359
    @artjacob5359 3 месяца назад

    'Don't mention it to the girls' when was this set, the 1950's?

  • @halicon7475
    @halicon7475 4 месяца назад +1

    SNIPES making movie to pay uncle sam

  • @deathstroke3140
    @deathstroke3140 4 месяца назад +1

    The writers - "I think we crammed enough in there. No one will find this unbelievable at all."
    (Let's be honest, This channel has saved me countless hours from these trash movies)

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 2 месяца назад

    Machine gun jubblies?

  • @Tamaresque
    @Tamaresque 4 месяца назад +2

    Please tell the aliens that my updgrade is now overdue.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад

      Did you keep up the payments of your subscription?
      No Altairean Dollars, no upgrade!

  • @jmcclain8237
    @jmcclain8237 Месяц назад

    " Always bet on black." Passenger 57.

  • @sundance444
    @sundance444 3 месяца назад

    4.1 on IMDB. Why bother revisiting this one.

  • @Ishicoatl
    @Ishicoatl 4 месяца назад +1

    16:24

  • @leeedsonetwo
    @leeedsonetwo 3 месяца назад

    3 boys with two girls is never a good idea.

  • @Ebani
    @Ebani 3 месяца назад

    So Platinum End's plot then

  • @jeremyprice5323
    @jeremyprice5323 3 месяца назад

    Frozen animals????? you mean thawed taxidermy.

  • @scotthultin7769
    @scotthultin7769 4 месяца назад +1

    276 👍's up Film Crop thank you for sharing 🤗

  • @OrichalcumHammer
    @OrichalcumHammer 4 месяца назад +3

    Movie Title: The Recall (2017)

  • @macrograms
    @macrograms 4 месяца назад +3

    This movie is so dumb. No amount of AI script explaining how dumb it is can fix it either. AI movie recaps will eventually kill youtube. LOL.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад

      I think that the hypocritical, illogical, anti-education, infantile, infantilising, insulting, offensive and sometimes outright insane RUclips algorithm and censorship policy will kill it.

  • @pontram
    @pontram 4 месяца назад +3

    Giving some people superpowers seems to be a good thing, I don't quite understand why the hunter hates the aliens. I would literally volunteer to be abducted and enhanced, even if it is painful.

  • @ALIENBLOODLINE7
    @ALIENBLOODLINE7 4 месяца назад

    I was born with telekinesis

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 месяца назад

      Technically, poking a mug off a table with a long stick is telekinesis.
      "Tele" far (Greek), and "kinesis" has the same route as kinetic energy (edit: to move).
      I know, I probably bore people with my interest in etymology.

  • @kennethjanczak4900
    @kennethjanczak4900 4 месяца назад +4

    Same lame story .,,diff settings

  • @Heinrich-n1p
    @Heinrich-n1p 4 месяца назад +1

    You should be thankful to the aliens😤

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 4 месяца назад

      it's okay to allow yourself to be violated in whatever you don't even know... as long as you get superpowers in return?
      that's quite a r ape fantasy...

  • @VictorBenson-t2l
    @VictorBenson-t2l 3 месяца назад

    Odd movie

  • @yamerojones
    @yamerojones 2 месяца назад

    A nal probe stories made more sense than this

  • @Westcareveterans
    @Westcareveterans 3 месяца назад

    False prophet references he will use this to explain the spued out, this is how he will get you by going after references. The computer beast A.I. will help him. The spued out will be on the path to please GOD.

  • @brunoaugustorodriguesalves4080
    @brunoaugustorodriguesalves4080 4 месяца назад

    Many people descende foram THEM 😈😈😈
    Portugal, Spain and Brazil. My family came from Portugal. They are imigrants

  • @yazmut
    @yazmut 4 месяца назад

    kooks.

  • @ian0143
    @ian0143 3 месяца назад

    well, that looks crap.

  • @tomk3732
    @tomk3732 2 месяца назад

    Damm, super low budget and rather poorly written. Snips fell a long, long way.

  • @michaelh7928
    @michaelh7928 4 месяца назад

    As usual our highly educated youth that know everything about everything, at least when I was a knucklehead I didn’t argue my stupidity I just thought I was right, whereas now the kids show zero respect but expect everyone else to respect them. Yup that’s about right. I’m glad I’m 65 and won’t have to deal with their bullshit for too long.

  • @D0TELL
    @D0TELL 4 месяца назад

    Heard snipes likes to beat woman..

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      Don't care, as long as he returns to Blade.

    • @D0TELL
      @D0TELL 3 месяца назад

      @@Shadow__133 why would you

    • @Shadow__133
      @Shadow__133 3 месяца назад +1

      @@D0TELL I just said I don't. I believe women's suffrage and that they are equally capable of defending themselves.

  • @shahbazfawbush
    @shahbazfawbush 4 месяца назад

    Very crappy movie

  • @hockeyslapper
    @hockeyslapper 3 месяца назад

    Wesley what is that reverse male pattern balding ass haircut 💀💀💀

  • @Max_Maximus_69
    @Max_Maximus_69 3 месяца назад

    what a terrible, terrible movie.

  • @Babyhulk24
    @Babyhulk24 4 месяца назад +3

    Why do a movie recap and not give the name of the movie in your description smh.

    • @filmcrop
      @filmcrop  4 месяца назад +11

      The title of the movie is always at the bottom of the video.

    • @Babyhulk24
      @Babyhulk24 4 месяца назад +2

      @@dpt300 damn sure I wasn't lol

  • @jetmyamstaff
    @jetmyamstaff 4 месяца назад +1

    You sound like you’re so tired & not into this narrative.🙄

    • @paul.9828
      @paul.9828 4 месяца назад +3

      It’s almost certainly an AI voice.

    • @galadtirin
      @galadtirin 4 месяца назад

      ​@@paul.9828 oh it is %100 ai voice

  • @aartex9140
    @aartex9140 3 месяца назад

    op sounds like shite