Dogma - The Business Massacre

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Stumbo99
    @Stumbo99 4 года назад +762

    I guarantee you every time someone sneezed around her she didn't forget to say "god bless you" for the rest of her life

    • @SuperBigdude77
      @SuperBigdude77 Год назад +4

      😅

    • @lynnharty3971
      @lynnharty3971 Год назад +10

      I’ve never forgotten! Because of this scene 🎬

    • @Itosalix
      @Itosalix 7 месяцев назад +3

      I don't think we have authority to speak for God. Maybe he's tired or playing golf. got no time to bless everyone for every little sneeze.
      I'm an atheist though, so I don't care and just "good health".

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Itosalix
      Not golf apparently God prefers skeeball

    • @ggr1zz
      @ggr1zz 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Itosalix did you know that “bless you” started from the belief that sneezing was your soul trying to escape your body and someone saying bless you caused it to go back in. No idea why we keep saying it based on the origin. Seems really strange to me. I say gesundheit sometimes but that’s about it.

  • @alexkimball7601
    @alexkimball7601 Год назад +606

    What a scene. You don’t need context at all. Even if you’ve never seen the movie, this scene stands on its own.

    • @robert4039
      @robert4039 Год назад +8

      Never thought about that before but you’re right. Good point!

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 9 месяцев назад +5

      You might be a bit confused about how they know everything but yeah

    • @yatsu2me
      @yatsu2me 8 месяцев назад +6

      No kidding, just watched John Oliver's Boening report, two planes crashed, hundreds of lives lost, and the company is barely a should shrug; at what level do you sell your own sense of humanity in the pursuit of wealth?

    • @CaesarCapone
      @CaesarCapone 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@yatsu2meWas it the pursuit of wealth that caused the Boeing issue? Or was it the pursuit of something else?
      Edit: Not sure how this comment ended up here. Deleting shortly...

    • @adamm4062
      @adamm4062 7 месяцев назад +2

      I've never seen this film, actually,and I can confirm what you are saying. Definitely need to watch it now, looks awesome

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly Год назад +263

    The fact that they used a golden cow as a cartoon mascot was an awesome reference, lol!

    • @greenman8644
      @greenman8644 7 месяцев назад +3

      Didn’t catch that before😂👍

    • @DJ_Energy
      @DJ_Energy 7 месяцев назад +9

      As the late great David Bowie said in Life On Mars 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' 🙂

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 5 месяцев назад +2

      You could say it's iconic satire.

    • @JanetFayard
      @JanetFayard 4 месяца назад

      " I don't believe in Voodoo, but I do believe in this!" 😂😂😂 Has anyone seen Hereafter ? Matt's in it

  • @msminmichigan
    @msminmichigan 5 лет назад +363

    The irony is that Mooby is clearly a stand in for Disney, which owned Miramax at the time this movie was made.

    •  7 месяцев назад +17

      Except Miramax dropped this film due to its religious tones, leading Kevin Smith to take it to Lionsgate, which was an unknown indie studio at the time. Miramax still owns its copyright.

    • @tombratcher6938
      @tombratcher6938 7 месяцев назад

      The real irony is the implied sexual crime here given Miramax's association with one H. Weinstein

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 29 дней назад

      Miramax was surprised a film about angels trying to get back into Heaven named "Dogma" had religious tones?

  • @philtomkinson7956
    @philtomkinson7956 5 лет назад +882

    Don't know why the ladies so upset. She's just recieved about 6 promotions in less than a minute 😂😂😂

    • @dukegunthar
      @dukegunthar 4 года назад +64

      @@ajsky1066 "Hi! I'm a douchebag. Everyone pay attention to me."

    • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
      @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 4 года назад +10

      Ikr?! Lmao but first I would suggest she take a vacation 😂

    • @chosenfallen2024
      @chosenfallen2024 4 года назад +18

      Prolly cause she's a good person with good person reactions lol

    • @zeokingsilver
      @zeokingsilver 4 года назад +3

      think its more then that I'd say she now the CEO

    • @ThePhaxal
      @ThePhaxal 4 года назад +6

      @@ajsky1066 -You are so right.

  • @cfinley81
    @cfinley81 3 года назад +603

    "Do any of you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And here inlies the problem. None of you have anything to fear. You sit in your seats of inscrutable power, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other...but not from God."
    The way Matt Damon delivers that is POWERFUL.

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 2 года назад +25

      Fear isn't what makes a human being decent. I am a decent human being. I do not fear any deity or god. I would never worship a god that WANTED to be worshipped. How petty and egotistical. No thanks.
      Point is - it doesn't take a god to make a human being decent.

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 2 года назад +8

      @@choosetolivefree you fear committing evil. Thats enough.

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 2 года назад +25

      @@ryanparker4996 It isn't about fear. It's about empathy. I don't want any others to suffer. That's why I don't commit evil. Not because of a deity or fear of going to hell. Because I have empathy. That's why.

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 2 года назад +9

      @@choosetolivefree whatever you say kiddo

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 2 года назад +14

      @@ryanparker4996 You're damn right whatever I say, chumpo

  • @7Be
    @7Be 5 лет назад +437

    This, in my opinion, is the best scene Kevin ever wrote. Just brilliant.

    • @CarlosMendez-lv8hl
      @CarlosMendez-lv8hl 3 года назад +11

      It’s a great scene. I think the parking lot scene is also brilliant. It’s makes you feel sorry for Bartleby.

    • @SpecialProjectY
      @SpecialProjectY 3 года назад +12

      Oh how down he has fallen...

    • @hater105
      @hater105 2 года назад +7

      @@SpecialProjectY Indeed, considering these are the kind of people he works for.

    • @whatevermeh776
      @whatevermeh776 2 года назад

      Are you sure its not this one ruclips.net/video/-Bsbw1qCPGE/видео.html ? 🤣🤣

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 2 года назад +1

      I say the deleted bar scene is his best

  • @benjamincox4211
    @benjamincox4211 5 лет назад +1783

    The fact that Harvey Weinstein produced this is so goddamn funny

    • @212013114
      @212013114 5 лет назад +56

      Benjamin Cox Gotta love the irony in that.

    • @MineCraftDadnSon
      @MineCraftDadnSon 5 лет назад +91

      They toss hints in almost every movie made. It's sickening

    • @cjcanton9121
      @cjcanton9121 5 лет назад +50

      @@fZ2jKy6 I mean it's horrible but it is still funny, dark humor is a thing.

    • @TheZachjsr
      @TheZachjsr 4 года назад +5

      @@fZ2jKy6 😂😂

    • @GastonsExpectorate
      @GastonsExpectorate 4 года назад +32

      @@fZ2jKy6 Had to look this up because that's a serious allegation to make regarding Ms. Hayek. From all the stories I read, Salma states that he made repeated sexual advances and overtures to her during the making of Frida, which she refused each time. Nothing I found regarding their interactions during the filming of Dogma. So there was no sexual contact between the two, at any time, ever.
      Now I'm certainly not defending that complete creep, but please make sure you're stating facts when making an accusation. Perhaps you're thinking of another accuser?

  • @haldosprime3896
    @haldosprime3896 Год назад +91

    4:12 I always loved the implication that there was no research involved for this moment. They can read a persons sins just by looking at them and when Bartleby didn’t immediately see a sin to talk about he had to do a double take to make sure and was even surprised by it.

  • @zestymagic1679
    @zestymagic1679 Год назад +190

    The End always gets me “you didn’t say god bless you when I sneez…”
    “Loki!”

    • @CC-hw4cc
      @CC-hw4cc 10 месяцев назад +16

      👉"Your getting off light" 😆😆

    • @cohenb18
      @cohenb18 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@CC-hw4ccLoki!

  • @genxlibertarian9656
    @genxlibertarian9656 5 лет назад +193

    This scene single handedly convinced me to say bless you every time.

    • @BillySheckler2481
      @BillySheckler2481 4 года назад +2

      2:40 WOULD YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!?! FUCK!!😂😂😂

  • @MrHousecup
    @MrHousecup 5 лет назад +963

    Ironically, Harvey Weinstein could use a visit from these two.

    • @assholio
      @assholio 5 лет назад +5

      What's ironic about that?

    • @What-go8ng
      @What-go8ng 5 лет назад +8

      @@assholio he means unironically, but that'd also be a stupid use of the non-word

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 лет назад +8

      Half of Hollywood more like which is ironic as it's a Hollywood film

    • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
      @Unqualifiedmedicalperson 5 лет назад +13

      Ass Hole Harvey Weinstein produced the film, that’s why

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 5 лет назад +5

      Instead he was visited by a Clinton paid assassin.

  • @chosenfallen2024
    @chosenfallen2024 4 года назад +588

    "DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!"
    That shit had me dying laughing

    • @the22dude94
      @the22dude94 3 года назад +25

      FAKES, ALL OF YOU, FAKES!!!

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 3 года назад +4

      OH YOU, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!

    • @cfinley81
      @cfinley81 3 года назад +23

      AND HERE'S ONE TO GROW ON!!! *gunshot*

    • @raulsandoval2523
      @raulsandoval2523 3 года назад +6

      I do believe in this what does that mean

    • @jimmysmith5418
      @jimmysmith5418 2 года назад +4

      @@cfinley81 gum?

  • @Gaming_Nerd1993
    @Gaming_Nerd1993 Год назад +113

    "But I do believe in this" truly priceless Matt Damon at his best.

    • @Creedon99
      @Creedon99 Год назад +6

      "what does that even mean" lol

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 7 месяцев назад +1

      "How about these donuts?"

    • @Gary-bn8kf
      @Gary-bn8kf 3 месяца назад

      I do believe in this. -What does that mean?! 😂

  • @ToddDCLT4
    @ToddDCLT4 5 лет назад +290

    Haha after all this time I never realized he was waiting on them to say “God bless you.” At 2:10

    • @stagglee1227
      @stagglee1227 5 лет назад +18

      Oh shit! You're right! Hahahahahaha!!!

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 лет назад +19

      Rewatching that scene makes it hilarious.
      At first I thought he paused in order to remember his train of thoughts, but the real reason truly shows how childish Loki is.

    • @4D4plus4is4D8
      @4D4plus4is4D8 4 года назад

      Great observation!

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 4 года назад

      @turkeysub3000
      Since have the script, can you please tell me what Loki is calling the businessmen while shooting the place up?

    • @layyouin6860
      @layyouin6860 4 года назад +1

      Yep, literally just realized that myself.

  • @redrackham6812
    @redrackham6812 5 лет назад +213

    Sorry if I'm pointing out the obvious, but I love how Bartleby first recites the sins for which they were to be punished, and the Loki executes the punishment, since in an earlier scene the movie had established that that was what their roles had been in ancient times as well when they were inflicting divine retribution on Egypt and before that on Sodom.

    • @BishopStars
      @BishopStars 2 года назад +24

      In the movie business, we call that "continuity."

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад +12

      Sodom was named after Sodomy. Gommorah was named after a much weirder move

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 7 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it the other way around those cities were named

    • @spencergsmith
      @spencergsmith 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883sodomy was named after the city of Sodom

    • @DJones-uk3hg
      @DJones-uk3hg 7 месяцев назад

      That was actually the reason they did it, they planned to resume the jobs they quit and then go through the arches to be forgiven for quitting and the murders they committed and be readmitted into heaven, then Jay had to get horny and tried to get laid completely fucking up their plan (yes Jay's ridiculous scenario to have sex with that chick actually saved existence)

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 5 лет назад +253

    That woman is going to need therapy. Many, many years of therapy.

    • @neotheone7923
      @neotheone7923 5 лет назад +28

      and i bet she says bless you to everyone who sneezes now

    • @DreamBird1
      @DreamBird1 4 года назад +11

      Indeed, she is an Innocent

    • @MinutesFromVegas
      @MinutesFromVegas 4 года назад +2

      They say after this she got put in charge of star wars films.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 4 года назад

      Jose Cortinas what?

    • @reallyWyrd
      @reallyWyrd 3 года назад +5

      About that: in all semi-seriousness, it was inappropriate for Loki to pull a gun on her, but she was *working for* a company that did all these things.
      She probably didn't know every dirty detail, but when you work for people that sleazy for several years, you begin to pick up on some of it. Still she stayed.
      But then again: she may have had very little choice in the matter.
      So it's #complicated.

  • @flightofthebumblebee9529
    @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 года назад +147

    Best Kevin Smith film for damn sure. Ben and Matt were totally hemming it up here and it was so awesome.

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Год назад +4

      Their bickering is great...probably because it's genuine. Lots of practice.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 4 месяца назад

      It absolutely is!
      It may not be the funniest of his films (Though it is hysterical in several scenes), but I'd say it's the most exciting, the most thought- provoking, and the most intelligently- written of his films.
      I can imagine a LOT of audience members afterwards having complex discussions about some of the faith- based points this movie brought up.

    • @AarenJable
      @AarenJable 3 месяца назад +1

      *Hamming. *HAMMING IT UP. JESUS.

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Месяц назад

      hemming up pants.

  • @jgfunk
    @jgfunk 3 года назад +50

    They looked relieved when he left the boardroom and really looked like they were just going to go back to work like nothing happened.

    • @vh8542
      @vh8542 2 года назад +3

      I remember watching this movie for the first time years ago and being like "Yep that's what would happen." Human behavior is disgusting.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 5 месяцев назад

      Especially after clearly hearing revealed the actions that were illegal and punishable with serious prison time (i.e. The sins of Mr. Newman, Mr. Barker, and Mr. Holtzmann).
      Some people's capacity for evil (Both in what they do, and in what they turn a blind eye to) is sickening.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 5 лет назад +160

    This fucking scene is so intense. Masterfully written & acted. Not often I give Affleck credit for anything but this was an awesome film

    • @Dwill187
      @Dwill187 3 года назад +18

      He was the Bomb in Phantoms though

    • @Alex_Off-Beat
      @Alex_Off-Beat 2 года назад +4

      Gone Girl and The Town were both excellent as well!

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 года назад

      @@Alex_Off-Beat I refuse to watch Gone Girl for the fact Rosamund Pike is a TERRIBLE actress

    • @murdasippislim
      @murdasippislim 2 года назад

      @@Dwill187 word bitch phantoms is the bomb 💣

    • @TonyG8992
      @TonyG8992 Год назад +1

      He was a great Batman, pure brute force in BvS

  • @solitarymaninblack
    @solitarymaninblack 6 лет назад +1222

    Matt played Loki in a theatre scene in Thor Ragnarok.

    • @sidework1
      @sidework1 5 лет назад +62

      Deepest lore

    • @sprocket-YT
      @sprocket-YT 5 лет назад +25

      Maybe Matt’s the real Loki 🤔🤣

    • @BigMac8000
      @BigMac8000 5 лет назад +58

      Y'know, I saw that cameo and knew it had some kind of relevance... I just never thought they'd do a dogma reference.
      God that movie was great.

    • @240devil1
      @240devil1 5 лет назад +15

      @@BigMac8000 Well it makes sense since I feel like this company they are at is supposed to represent Disney.

    • @mejsmith1
      @mejsmith1 5 лет назад +19

      @@240devil1 So that's two Marvel films with a Kevin Smith related reference.

  • @CalebFKottke
    @CalebFKottke Год назад +57

    This is one of my favorite scenes ever--it so blatantly exposes (and executes) the corporate lineup for literally ANY business. They exploit their workers and think they can do the same in their personal lives. Says a lot about corporations, about shitty people, about Hollywood itself. It's so self-aware, it's beautiful.

  • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
    @Unqualifiedmedicalperson 7 лет назад +962

    I've never understood why people found this movie so offensive. I'm Catholic and this is one of my favorite movies!

    • @gustavoalmanza2673
      @gustavoalmanza2673 6 лет назад +6

      AleqsH Honestly!

    • @stefanellasizzarettia8417
      @stefanellasizzarettia8417 6 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 6 лет назад +38

      I'm still confused as to why disowning the son is worthy of being killed. Doesn't matter the reason he disowned him, it's not even close to death worthy.

    • @Cainite
      @Cainite 6 лет назад +17

      Back when it was offensive to say something against the chruch

    • @astrophonix
      @astrophonix 6 лет назад +29

      This scene shows why the fake morality of christianity doesn't work at all in practice. That guy was supposed to have abandoned his son 'cos he was gay, but christians hate gays and the bible calls gays an abomination, so this christian god would have rewarded the guy for abandoning his son.

  • @TheRealBirdmann
    @TheRealBirdmann 3 года назад +96

    Matt Damon was absolutely in the ZONE!!

  • @grumerguy
    @grumerguy 4 года назад +97

    "But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!" That made me laugh! I used to have this movie in my collection but alas, I had to sell it to make a move back in 2009. My collection that is. Not just this one movie. I mean how could you move just by selling one movie. That'd be silly!

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 4 года назад

      Could say "Alan Rickman was in it!"

    • @BillySheckler2481
      @BillySheckler2481 4 года назад

      ....................."But. They didn't say God bless you when you sold them!!!

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад +80

    Not only did she learn she’s in the clear and bound for Heaven, but she just became CEO, President, Vice President, AND majority shareholder of one of the biggest entertainment companies in the world. All in all, a pretty good day.

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 9 месяцев назад +7

      Though if she kept on running it she would be guilty of idolatry... So.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@endersdragon34 So she sells the company, retires, and uses a large chunk of her newfound wealth for charities and other good causes, all while still living comfortably.

    • @jacobmetz3267
      @jacobmetz3267 7 месяцев назад +3

      True. But, I'm betting/hopping that she sold all of her interests and shares to open and run a homeless shelter, where, although she was never rich, she was loved by many and died very happy many years later. 🙏🌟⛪️✝️

    • @kyuven
      @kyuven 7 месяцев назад

      @@jacobmetz3267 It'd actually be in her best interest to divest of the shares as well.
      The company's toast, as investors won't have any confidence in a company that was quite literally decapitated by a dude with a gun who only left one person alive.
      Bonus points: Because of Bartleby she now knows a whole bunch of people who were personally screwed over by the other members of the board (one mother, two sons, an 11 year old boy in SEA, and a whole bunch of people who bought unsafe versions of their products) and can donate whatever she inherits from them to those people.
      And then join a convent in the middle of nowhere and live in constant fear of Loki returning to cap her.

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 7 месяцев назад +2

      Businesses are not a hereditary monarchy. The board if there is any would elect new positions and if there isn't a new board to do that would be established. She doesn't get the position by default and being a pure soul I doubt she has the rep or traits to walk into the job.

  • @dcap79
    @dcap79 5 лет назад +139

    If he hadn't killed them, that would have been an awkward ass meeting. LoL

    • @TheLordSheogorath
      @TheLordSheogorath 2 года назад +19

      Killed to spare them the awkward silence lol what a bro

  • @heavencanwaite
    @heavencanwaite 5 лет назад +46

    "Can't believe you forgot the magazine "

  • @jamesvanleir9562
    @jamesvanleir9562 2 года назад +19

    I've probably seen this movie dozens of times, and I'm only now realizing that Bartleby forgets to mention Mooby Magazine in his opening, and then during the purge he's reading an issue in the lounge.

  • @scottmatheson3346
    @scottmatheson3346 5 лет назад +136

    3:45
    In fairness, the rug really tied the room together.

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 лет назад +1

      And so did his blood.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 5 лет назад +6

      Dude! You're right 😉🤣

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 4 года назад +11

      Well that's just like ur opinion, man.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 года назад +6

      Loki's pals did not die face down in the mud so these 'people' can worship a false idol

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon 4 года назад

      @@TimedRevolver And the piss stain that was later found as well.

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef 8 лет назад +208

    Those are all awards that Kevin Smith and his people won over the years used as props that are adorned on the wall in this scene.

    • @Mojo_3.14
      @Mojo_3.14 Год назад +2

      Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, all the hundreds of DVD's in the movie night scene where from their personal collection. Unfortunately they found out later someone had stolen some from the movie set. Shame. Shame.

  • @jerryguzman76
    @jerryguzman76 4 года назад +110

    “Don’t run! DON’T RUN!”🤣

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 3 года назад +2

      “PIGS! PIGS, ALL OF YOU ARE PIGS!!!”

    • @allhandsondik7803
      @allhandsondik7803 2 года назад

      "'I do believe in this'... what does that even mean?"

    • @Rendell001
      @Rendell001 Год назад

      @@allhandsondik7803he believes in just retribution- delivered in this case via a Desert Eagle.50.

  • @lowertoaster9718
    @lowertoaster9718 5 лет назад +55

    This scene taught me how the corporate world works

  • @shanstergoodheart5177
    @shanstergoodheart5177 5 лет назад +340

    This is Kevin Smith's best film

    • @deadprecedents1
      @deadprecedents1 5 лет назад +2

      Shanster Goodheart ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 5 лет назад +5

      Shanster Goodheart This, Mallrats and Clerks 2.

    • @thecrabbpottx2179
      @thecrabbpottx2179 5 лет назад

      Damn straight

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 5 лет назад +4

      @@deadprecedents1 Arguably yes, but you have Clerks and Chasing Amy in the lineup. Everything else is good but not in the same quality.

    • @tonybriggs280
      @tonybriggs280 5 лет назад

      Um....no
      Clerks is still the standard. Chasing Amy is better too.

  • @Warcodered01
    @Warcodered01 5 лет назад +44

    I think it's kind of funny that he thinks them believing in the Voodoo doll is ridiculous when for like 5 minutes they've been displaying a supernatural knowledge of their misdeeds I mean why wouldn't they believe it might work at that point.

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 2 года назад +3

      Kinda the point. Even the "you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed" was like a joke, he wasn't going to shoot her but scared her straight.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Год назад +3

      ​@All Aware You missed the 'You're getting off light' line after Loki got interrupted, he really was going to kill her.

  • @Thomas-gs3gv
    @Thomas-gs3gv 4 года назад +34

    Anyone else realize the cow statue alludes to the story of Moses. He leads the Israelites out of Egypt looking for the holy land. On the way he stops to climb a mountain to speak to god and is away for something like 30 days. By the time he returns they had begun to worship a golden bull as a false idol, and Moses breaks the tablets with the 10 commandments on them out of anger

    • @Thomas-gs3gv
      @Thomas-gs3gv 4 года назад

      Vance Humphrey yes yes I am much much smarter than you and everyone you know

    • @Alcohen2006
      @Alcohen2006 4 года назад +2

      It's 40 days, Tom.
      It's right there in the book.

  • @yomanolovega16
    @yomanolovega16 7 лет назад +823

    "You didn't say God Bless You when i Sneezed" LOL.

    • @Enzorgullochapin
      @Enzorgullochapin 6 лет назад +15

      but... the sneeze was FAKE a/f (same as god)

    • @feralbigdog
      @feralbigdog 6 лет назад

      what is that smell? oh yeah, the next posterchild for DEPENDS!

    • @feralbigdog
      @feralbigdog 6 лет назад +9

      I respectfully disagree about the God comment

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 5 лет назад +7

      @@feralbigdog You're free to disagree. You're still wrong though

    • @feralbigdog
      @feralbigdog 5 лет назад +7

      @@choosetolivefree nope, im right. you dont want to believe, up to you, you will find out when you stand before him, lucky for you, he is merciful, and you have time, he is real, ive have experienced his miracles, and prophecies in the bible have come to pass, im not going to sit here and debate you about it, you can accept or reject it, its not on me to convince you, ive planted the seed and that is all im suppose to do, its up to you to be fertile ground or not, have a nice day. this will be the end of the conversation.

  • @shmabadu
    @shmabadu 5 лет назад +40

    Fun Fact: this was supposed to be an overly done, John Woo-esque action scene with Matt Damon gunning down the board, this is the reason they’re all burly looking stunt men. At the last minute, Kevin Smith was doubtful that he’d be able to pull it off, so he scrapped it.

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 7 лет назад +199

    "well since if you are NOT going to get laid anyways, let's do the next best thing.."
    -angel of death

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 6 лет назад +14

      Kill people! No, not you

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane 5 лет назад +5

      if i had a dick id go get laid. lets do the next best thing/ what's that?/ lets kill people.

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 лет назад

      Not the exact quote, but close enough

  • @deejay554
    @deejay554 Год назад +403

    As a child i thought they were bad guys because of this scene. Now, as an adult, I understand they were heroes.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 7 месяцев назад +53

      Bartelby goes full crazy at the end but if you spend millennia exiled from home surrounded by endless hostility AND you have to endure Wisconsin? You will also go mad.

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze 7 месяцев назад +35

      The specific term in this situation is 'anti-hero' but in this movie they were villains. They tried to end the world.

    • @Daftanemone
      @Daftanemone 7 месяцев назад

      So you got dumber as an adult

    • @Arcturus572
      @Arcturus572 7 месяцев назад +6

      Even as a much younger person, when he made the comment about having sex with AN. ELEVEN.YEAR. OLD. BOY! I got sick to my stomach the first time...
      That statement alone completely made my beliefs in that the CEO and others of any company wanted to do good as well as what was best for the company died a painful death... Not to mention making me completely giddy while listening to their "justice"...

    • @moxbroker
      @moxbroker 7 месяцев назад +17

      The villain is God. She created everything and knew everything that would happen. And then punished her creations for doing what she created them to do. Horrific figure.

  • @tonyacasdrummer
    @tonyacasdrummer 5 лет назад +20

    After seeing this movie when someone sneezes I always say “God Bless you”.

  • @andrenewcomb3708
    @andrenewcomb3708 4 года назад +25

    "My boy is wicked smart and I got her number."

  • @sm8821
    @sm8821 4 года назад +25

    One of the most ridiculously funny movies ever made. From the disclaimer to the credits, some of the funniest stuff you'll ever see.

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 2 года назад +16

    Does anyone notice the irony of this scene (in a post 2008 world). Mooby corporation is a stand in for Disney, and the members of the Disney corporation are killed by a character named Loki... a character named Loki is today owned by the Disney corporation.

    • @TV-jv6rr
      @TV-jv6rr 7 месяцев назад +1

      Predictive programming perhaps?

    • @HoratioFitzbastard
      @HoratioFitzbastard 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TV-jv6rr exactly

  • @raygamma36
    @raygamma36 7 месяцев назад +13

    "Ok, but yer gettin' off light." 😂😂😂😂

  • @doc_shady
    @doc_shady 4 года назад +94

    Its too bad Harvey Weinstien owns the rights to this movie. Thats why you won't see it on any streaming service or a re-release bluray.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 года назад +1

      docshady777 he could lose the rights....

    • @wardripj88
      @wardripj88 4 года назад +2

      In a perfect world which will never have they would release all Kevin Smith films in 4k.

    • @nirv
      @nirv 4 года назад +4

      Who cares about streaming crapola? You DOWNLOAD it. You don't stream it. That way, nobody can press a button and take it away from you. Yeah!
      Man, I do not get this generation at all. They don't want to even own anything.

    • @doc_shady
      @doc_shady 4 года назад

      @@nirv The thing is, I get your generation. Your about 20 years in the past. Who the fuck downloads anything this day in age? If your too cheap to sub to a streaming service, thats on you.

    • @nirv
      @nirv 4 года назад

      @Lebowski 2020 I've been a pirate some 1995 starting with Doom grabbed from a BBS. Problem? We can talk about it on discord. Painbow#9553 add me now.

  • @konnii1
    @konnii1 4 года назад +14

    I can not believe he forgot the damn magazine

  • @dranzerga
    @dranzerga 4 года назад +21

    seriouslt tho its been 20 years and im dying to know what the fuck did he whisper to the chairman?!!!!!

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 3 года назад +11

      @buffyanne20 That was my speculation also...
      I couldn't think of anything worse than that.

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 2 года назад

      Probably ran a child sex ring and threw his own son in there or something.

    • @HalfCracker4life
      @HalfCracker4life 9 месяцев назад +3

      He did say, "...your his father." So it may have been something along the lines of incest? 🤢🤮

  • @Independent365
    @Independent365 4 года назад +44

    The "Mr. Barker!" part ALWAYS makes me die laughing LOL!

  • @adamcrookedsmile
    @adamcrookedsmile 6 лет назад +85

    and that's how the cute brunette got promoted to chairman of the board.

  • @hellshade2
    @hellshade2 4 года назад +10

    best part of the clip is when loki says "But you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed...!"
    pure LOL there!

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 3 года назад +11

    A good example of why you always, ALWAYS, say God Bless You. You just never know if there's going to be a massacre.

  • @aaronwillingham5003
    @aaronwillingham5003 9 лет назад +193

    "All lines, are currently down..." CLASSIC lmao!

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 4 года назад

      And that helped him land Jason Bourne for The Bourne Trilogy.

  • @satyrosphilbrucato9140
    @satyrosphilbrucato9140 6 лет назад +93

    I wish they'd show up and start taking rough justice to corporate boardrooms across America.

  • @thefiyahrises225
    @thefiyahrises225 Год назад +11

    Smiths dialogue is so damn good especially spoken by Affleck and Damon.

  • @criticwatcher
    @criticwatcher 5 лет назад +16

    Could you imagine those two characters calling out all politicians in history? Lol

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 2 месяца назад +1

      They would also take it out on the voters who support them despite their sins being common knowledge.

  • @stefanmovieflixtomasi
    @stefanmovieflixtomasi 5 лет назад +23

    1:03 Ben affleck has excellent presentation skills

  • @vegancoastie9630
    @vegancoastie9630 5 лет назад +22

    “An Eleven....year....old....boy!”

  • @Spock0987
    @Spock0987 6 лет назад +43

    When Miramax was out abusing without limits....

    • @GeneralBulldog54
      @GeneralBulldog54 4 года назад

      The Learner I believe this was released by Lionsgate w/ video distribution by Sony Pictures but the rights being held up in limbo by the Weinstein’s (hence why there’s no streaming service available).

  • @cozyemeralds
    @cozyemeralds 6 лет назад +58

    *holds someone at gunpoint* you didn't say God bless you when i sneezed!

    • @daynechastant
      @daynechastant 5 лет назад +1

      "Because it's a pointless superstition when people believed that they expelled their soul from their body when they sneezed and it was said to keep demons out? Like, HUNDREDS of years ago?"

    • @jaredruff9823
      @jaredruff9823 5 лет назад

      @Gottenburg You're getting off light!

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 5 лет назад

      Taylor Ann I cracked up at that scene.

  • @sdc3536
    @sdc3536 5 лет назад +12

    Just realized the church in the window and being right behind the Mooby statue

  • @carn5haun343
    @carn5haun343 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lady just assended the corporate ladder about 6 steps 😅

  • @forealz3255
    @forealz3255 5 лет назад +12

    "You're so lucky" lmfaoooo how have I never noticed that line?

  • @laurenp9723
    @laurenp9723 3 года назад +22

    Strangely I was reminded of this scene and had to come back to watch after trumps gold statue was presented at CPAC.... can you imagine if all of their sins were revealed!!!

    • @deanasaurs
      @deanasaurs 3 года назад +1

      Omg right?!

    • @NC2871926
      @NC2871926 3 года назад

      You clearly suffer from TDS. You radical left-wing BETA

    • @vh8542
      @vh8542 3 года назад +1

      @@NC2871926 Hahahaha you are so triggered

    • @colincec
      @colincec 3 года назад

      It would take AT LEAST a while day to list them all.

  • @percillasalas874
    @percillasalas874 6 лет назад +516

    Is this supposed to be a portrayal of executives at Disney and the cow character supposed to be Mickey?

    • @McGyver777ATGMAIL
      @McGyver777ATGMAIL 6 лет назад +68

      Percilla Salas nah, it is an alagorey about greed (love of money) where in the corporate class does all manner of evil hidden by red tape and plausible deniability affording them the freedom to do all manner of actual harm expecting no day of reconning.
      As an agnostic, I almost want pure unadulterated evil to exist so there is a day of reconning for true assholes...ya know, like the creators of the ice capades.

    • @schmassbinder
      @schmassbinder 6 лет назад +11

      Among others.

    • @MrDruism
      @MrDruism 6 лет назад +52

      They say the character was created by a kindergarten teacher, that’s the origin of Barney the dinosaur. I think it’s a mishmash of popular characters.

    • @DrLeroyGreen
      @DrLeroyGreen 6 лет назад +5

      Ya think?!

    • @spiff3872
      @spiff3872 6 лет назад +54

      The Golden calf is an old Bible reference. It has nothing to do with any other franchise.

  • @michaelbruvolt4221
    @michaelbruvolt4221 7 месяцев назад +25

    So this is what a Disney board meeting looks like

  • @Nobody0Important1
    @Nobody0Important1 11 лет назад +262

    your getting off LIGHT

    • @knndyskful
      @knndyskful 6 лет назад +11

      Nobody0Important1 You’re*

    • @ChairmanMeow1
      @ChairmanMeow1 5 лет назад +7

      you're*

    • @rocksparadox
      @rocksparadox 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody0Important1
      *GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR MONGOLOID ENTERTAINMENT CALLED PEWDIECUNT*
      You ARE getting off 'light'.

    • @manstonhisk667
      @manstonhisk667 5 лет назад +3

      @@rocksparadox wow you have a problem.

    • @jaredruff9823
      @jaredruff9823 5 лет назад

      LOKI!

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 9 лет назад +50

    "Mr. Newman...while she was passed out.."

    • @jeremydickman8042
      @jeremydickman8042 5 лет назад +4

      In the U.S legal system Mr. Newman would be the criminal. The guy he paid and the girl are both victims.

    • @hoarder1919
      @hoarder1919 4 года назад +3

      Jeremy Dickman the guy he paid is s criminal too.

  • @IterImpiusnp
    @IterImpiusnp 4 года назад +13

    “But you didn’t say God bless you when I sneezed” 🤣

    • @deanmorton6537
      @deanmorton6537 3 года назад +2

      Loki?! LOKI!!! (I swear I sound like Thor checking on loki)

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Год назад +1

      "You're getting off luck!"

  • @nicklancial7515
    @nicklancial7515 7 лет назад +31

    could u imagine if ur in a meeting like this one day and 2 people come in and reveal ur sins in front of others and at the same time not 5 minutes later come in and slaughter u......there was one who was still pure although she came pretty close to snuffing it too if it hadn't been for Bartleby....imagine if u were that one person lol

  • @thecustomizer2008
    @thecustomizer2008 2 года назад +7

    I just realized their false idol "Mooby" is a reference to the golden calf fron the bible. Im stupid

  • @GAMER3Productions
    @GAMER3Productions 6 лет назад +88

    6:17 Jesus Christ, It’s Jason Bourne!!!

  • @paschallhouston
    @paschallhouston 5 лет назад +156

    Them 2 should have had that talk with Harvey Weinstein😂

    • @uscman
      @uscman 5 лет назад +1

      Indeed

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 5 лет назад +5

      Donald trump, more like. "You're her father, you sick fuck."

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 5 лет назад

      @Floppy Bunny You saying they knew about him 20 years ago?

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 5 лет назад

      @Floppy Bunny
      Need an answer.

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 5 лет назад

      @Floppy Bunny Are you sure they knew about his actions 20 years ago?

  • @eyeseer1
    @eyeseer1 5 месяцев назад +2

    When Jason Bourne and Daredevil crash a corporation as angels of vengeance to debase a cartoon idol corporation.
    Unbelievable this movie piques 25 years.

  • @walterengler5709
    @walterengler5709 4 года назад +43

    I love this scene. I can almost imagine it playing out in Congress when both houses meet to hear the President. I would not expect any of them to be deemed innocent, and owing to time constraints they would have to just summarize the sins (The people in this supposedly august body have broken the commandments no less than 3,847 times among them …. ) and then start the purification.

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 3 года назад +6

      Oh yeah, cause that obviously stable, fetid mass of decomposing, sprayed tanned animal fat is any more innocent.

  • @bilalc4415
    @bilalc4415 6 лет назад +25

    LOL damn he was about to blast her for not saying "God bless you!"

    • @cfinley81
      @cfinley81 3 года назад +3

      You're gettin' off LIGHT!!!

  • @canam2436
    @canam2436 7 месяцев назад +4

    Human Resources is going to be flooded with calls

  • @williamstraehl9105
    @williamstraehl9105 5 лет назад +34

    strangely relative to today...

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 лет назад +1

      It's been like that since the beginning of times

  • @colbstinator
    @colbstinator 3 года назад +11

    The word "massacre" doesn't fit for the title of this scene, it means the needless killing of a mass amount of people, I feel like there was a lot of reason here for this killing lol

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag 2 года назад +3

      Have there been any mass killings that don't count as massacres, unless they have been judged by a court? None come to mind. A massacre is a massacre rather than just a mass execution when there is no proper right to a fair trial, which these two didn't give them. Yeah, i understand, angels and they know their guilt etc, but the point still stands, it's your peers, not the divine that dole out punishment

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS 6 месяцев назад +2

    No flashy cgi, nothing. Pure creative writing.

  • @danielponder690
    @danielponder690 3 года назад +9

    Anyone notice something interesting about this scene? Right next to the board meeting is possibly the St Thomas Church? (or some large gothic Episcopal or Catholic church), love the subtle juxtaposition of the sinful directly next to a house of God

  • @courtneyawalsh
    @courtneyawalsh Месяц назад +1

    “Moreover, I’m afraid not a one of you passes as a decent human being. Your continued existence…is a mockery of morality.” Ohhhhh the irony, Bennyboygirl.

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 3 года назад +7

    "But i do believe in this... what does that even mean?" 😂🤣

    • @cfinley81
      @cfinley81 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha!!!!!

    • @marcusgomez5056
      @marcusgomez5056 3 года назад +3

      Divine judgement and wrath

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Год назад

      Loki was an Angel of Justice and thus, was the one to deliver divine punishment.

  • @NotShowingOff
    @NotShowingOff 4 года назад +7

    Interrupting ppl by slicing onions is the ultimate boss move.
    👍🏼

  • @beans2939
    @beans2939 6 лет назад +37

    A movie that was educational AND funny? no wonder why people thought it was offensive.

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dogma really is a classic movie, so many good scenes, dark funny humour, and even a touch or two of actual morality. Kevin Smith's finest work to my mind, and a great Damon & Affleck scene.

  • @superdewott3209
    @superdewott3209 4 года назад +8

    I remember being very disturbed first time I saw this. Went from being casual comedy to slaughtering everyone

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel Год назад +2

      Not everyone.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 7 месяцев назад

      @@ErwinPommelHe was going to tho. Loki and especially Bartleby become increasingly more violent throughout the film because they’re angered at God and humanity. Innocent girl barely escaped.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 7 месяцев назад

      @@thenablade858 You're right. She really should have said 'god bless you' when he sneezed.

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Don’t run! Finks!” “And one to grow on!” Best lines Matt Damon ever spoke.

  • @marianotorrespico2975
    @marianotorrespico2975 5 лет назад +3

    This is the best performance by Ben Affleck, when he was an actor. The stort is excellent and should be realised. Thanks for the posting.

  • @elorko28
    @elorko28 5 лет назад +12

    I can't believe you forgot the magazine

  • @HorrorGirlLover
    @HorrorGirlLover 2 года назад +3

    "But you didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed!"

  • @paintballhaven9223
    @paintballhaven9223 29 дней назад +1

    You didn't say blesss you when i sneezed

  • @TOGSolid
    @TOGSolid 6 лет назад +19

    It's so nice seeing Ben Affleck back when he had hopes and dreams and a liver that wasn't hardened by alcohol.

    • @blobcity3591
      @blobcity3591 6 лет назад

      hall monitor

    • @blobcity3591
      @blobcity3591 2 года назад +1

      @@MrTitancougar drinking is not allowed in the dormitories or on campus so i wouldn't know... honestly, i bet he wishes he never touched the stuff.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 6 месяцев назад

    This movie was just 1-2yrs after Goodwill Hunting, and Matt & Ben still looked about the same as their former characters. The "God bless you when I sneezed" scream is still pretty hilarious and memorable... 😆 👏

  • @joshuamoore4537
    @joshuamoore4537 2 года назад +4

    “But I do believe in this.” *Fires Gun*

  • @alexe407
    @alexe407 7 месяцев назад +1

    I miss the late 90s, the jacket with the hoodie was the coolest look…..

  • @ericsatterwhite1436
    @ericsatterwhite1436 8 лет назад +81

    Matt Damon used to be such a badass

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 6 лет назад +6

      Jason Bourne!?

    • @XxOmegaslayerxX
      @XxOmegaslayerxX 5 лет назад +8

      You mean mark Wahlberg? Lol

    • @nicksmith6629
      @nicksmith6629 5 лет назад +13

      @NOT YOU really? I actually think he is a pretty good guy. Especially for a celeb

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 5 лет назад +7

      ​@NOT YOU You say that like it's a bad thing.

    • @martyb6520
      @martyb6520 5 лет назад +2

      Say that again and there will be no measure to hard and how fast I will bring that fight to your doorstep!

  • @Marky1234-u9j
    @Marky1234-u9j 4 месяца назад +2

    "Don't run! Don't run! Pigs! All of ya! Pigs! Pigs!" 😂😂😂

  • @VoodooChild547
    @VoodooChild547 4 года назад +7

    I wish I could’ve done this to all my high school bullies

  • @transporterIII
    @transporterIII 5 лет назад +2

    The golden calf toy on the table is caricature of MOLECH, devourer of children.