That is the ONLY way it would fly is paying off well known/semi-well known people who owed stuff to the industry and were relatively ambivalent about the script, leaning on the feigned comedy as opposed to the doctrinal frickin mockery. each actor actress probably has some sort of NDA debt or skeleton in their closet that was leveraged as half payment and half extortion. Like that dude who tried screwing with the UK phone system tapping phones and extortioning and blackmailing people. what's his face? Rupert Murdock and his band. also on the US side there is Mario Armando Levanderia Jr. and his band of ghost writers and co-hollywood enforcers slash promoters
"WE went through five Adams before we figured that one out." Best line in the movie and seeing as this is a great quoting movie, that's saying something. (At least in my opinion.)
How can you not love this actor? He's absolutely amazing in all his endeavors! I love that last scene where if touches her belly and she finds out she's pregnant!
I really appreciated him in Die Hard, adored him in Love, Actually, and clutched my sides in this one and Robin Hood. Honestly, can you think of another actor who could have saved that Robin Hood movie?
"Tell someone your the Metatron and they stare at you blankly but mention something out of a Charleton Heston Movie and suddenly everyones a theology scholar, Please may i continue uninterupted?!"
3:49… “TELL a person that you're the Metatron, &, they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie, &, suddenly everybody's a theology scholar. May I continue uninterrupted?!?” LmAo 😂!!!
Aside from his rant, that shit was funny as hell because right before Linda Fiorentino said it, I was thinking: “that's the 10th plague he's talking about.” LmAo
The Metatron has some of the best lines in the movie. "I don't want this... it's too big." "That's what Jesus said." "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll." "Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them is speaking to me... or they're talking to themselves." "Were they sent to hell?" "Worse. Wisconsin."
"Tell a person that you are the Metatron, they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charleston Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar!!!!"
I still laugh at the grand entrance Megatrone makes, "Do you go around drenching everybody that goes into your room with flame retardant chemicals?". And the "plz don't rape or kill me" part is hilarious but yeah I can see how that can be kinda creepy -_-
@@cheeseburgerinparadise7124 seriously your right but here’s the thing listen to what the angels say in judgement ok ya but do you realize this was a Harvey Weinstein production ok. Basically telling on himself and his friends that have already been outed
Ugh… Dogma is a Luciferian propaganda film, intended to deceive people whose understanding of the Bible is entirely based on what they’ve seen in movies. The kind of people who don’t make any effort to read the Bible, pray or adhere to any semblance of morality, but the minute things don’t go their way, they want to blame God for it.
Brilliant movie. A movie that can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you think deserves 4 stars automatically. The 5th star is due to the great screenplay, outstandingly well cast for what the producers wanted, and Kevin Smith bringing it all together. Again, brilliant movie!
so funny that she uses a fire extinguisher on Metatron, being that he's Enoch transformed by fire into an Angel. I have a crush Metatron, (please don't destroy me).
There's an interview of Alan on here you would just love! All he says is "fish!" People actually try to count up how many times he says it! He's so darn cute!
I miss the bit where he gets blood or something on him at the end and complains, "it never ends!". Love AR and love this character. Thanx for the post.
Oh Alan how we miss ye. If anyone can be the voice if God it would be Alan Rickman I hope they at least offered him the job when he got to heaven. I could listen to him talk all day long.
_"Mettaton" is similar in pronunciation and spelling to "Metatron," the highest angel in Judeo-Islamic lore, also known as the Voice of God and Recording Angel, whose name is transliterated into Greek as MTT. This could be a reference to Shin Megami Tensei's Metatron specifically, as both have metallic appearances, have similar poses, and are very powerful late-game bosses._ -Undertale wiki
Linda, Jersey has a lot to say about Wisconsin it's only fair someone defends Wisconsin every now and then. Myself I love Jersey if not for them this movie wouldn't exist and neither would AVGN. However they shouldn't duck when Jersey Shore is mentioned, they should own up to that POS of a show.
I still can't believe he died 5 years after the last potter flick. A different snape would've been horrible . Worse than the change of Dumbledore haha idk why I'm on a harry potter rant but rip Rickman
Alan Rickman, God rest his Soul. No pun intended. Such a fine and hilarious actor. He literally stole the show from Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves".
Seeing him play this role firdt always made me feel bad the way ppl thought of Snape. So to find out at the end of the trilogy is was really Snape protecting Harry the entire time bc he loved his mother so much felt like such an amazing moment that still brings tears to my eyes when he summons his patronis for Dumbledore and he just says "Lily" and his only response is to Dumbledore is "always", such an amazing moment in all of movie history
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it just blows my mind that this movie had Alan Rickman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Selma Hayek and Chris Rock
Also Jason Lee, George Carlin, Alanis Morrisette.
And Alanis Morissette as God.
It’s called good casting. 😂
That is the ONLY way it would fly is paying off well known/semi-well known people who owed stuff to the industry and were relatively ambivalent about the script, leaning on the feigned comedy as opposed to the doctrinal frickin mockery.
each actor actress probably has some sort of NDA debt or skeleton in their closet that was leveraged as half payment and half extortion. Like that dude who tried screwing with the UK phone system tapping phones and extortioning and blackmailing people. what's his face?
Rupert Murdock and his band.
also on the US side there is Mario Armando Levanderia Jr. and his band of ghost writers and co-hollywood enforcers slash promoters
and that Jason was so worried about messing things up he memorized EVERYONE's lines
Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. We miss you
"Sex is a joke in Heaven?"
"The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too."
It mostly is..that's why I only stick to doing sexual favors.
Ain't that the truth well according to some that is lol
He intends to change that. Whomever he is, and by he, I mean the current day Metatron in reality, and he does exist, take my word on it.
"Were they sent to hell?"
"Worse, Wisconsin."
Still holds up.
He was the best thing about this incredible film.
The cinematic world is FAR worse off without him!!!
Rest in power!!!
Totally agree.😆 Such a gifted actor and amazing man! Still miss Alan a year and a half later.
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"WE went through five Adams before we figured that one out." Best line in the movie and seeing as this is a great quoting movie, that's saying something. (At least in my opinion.)
I guess God needed her voice back. RIP Alan Rickman. You were so freaking cool.
U said her, u think God is a girl too?
damm Alan Rickman died?.. RIP to the homie. . no doubt. I dug his character as Metatron. . no doubt
@@jareththegoblinking3191 well you know what they say; "mother made you. mother had you. mother fuck you". . feel me?. . LMMFAOOOOO!!!!
@@jareththegoblinking3191 I am an atheist - I don't believe in any diety; however, in the context of this movie... god is friggen Alanis Morissette.
@@Totaltwist On Good Omens God is Frances McDormand
Goodby Alan Rickman. May you now become the Metatron we all knew you always were. Thank you for this post.
"what are you?"
"IM PISSED OFF is what i am!"
LOL hahahaha hilarious
Best line Kevin Smith ever wrote lol
How can you not love this actor? He's absolutely amazing in all his endeavors! I love that last scene where if touches her belly and she finds out she's pregnant!
Rip Rickman. This is when I first started loving your work.
I really appreciated him in Die Hard, adored him in Love, Actually, and clutched my sides in this one and Robin Hood. Honestly, can you think of another actor who could have saved that Robin Hood movie?
"It's too big!" Alan- "Thats what Jesus said" omg that's my favorite line in that whole movie!!
I love how his wings get all droopy when he realises she doesn't know who he is....
'Where they sent to hell?'
'Worse. Wisconsin.'
Ah, I love this, love Alan.
my fave line is "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll"
"What are you?" "I'm pissed off is what I am!".
@@snoozebutton23 "Or you do what, exactly? Hit me with that... fffffffish?
"Tell someone your the Metatron and they stare at you blankly but mention something out of a Charleton Heston Movie and suddenly everyones a theology scholar, Please may i continue uninterupted?!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dogma was one of my all time favorite movies, funny, moving, deep
Was?
"Sex is a joke in heaven?"
"From what I understand it's mostly a joke down here."
That had me laugh 'n
3:49… “TELL a person that you're the Metatron, &, they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie, &, suddenly everybody's a theology scholar. May I continue uninterrupted?!?” LmAo 😂!!!
Aside from his rant, that shit was funny as hell because right before Linda Fiorentino said it, I was thinking: “that's the 10th plague he's talking about.” LmAo
What Charlton Heston film? 😀
@@ingridlaskova1878 Planet of the Apes.
The 10 commandments
Perfect casting. Rickman was great.Great scipt and story.
There were few voices as powerful as Rickman's Perhaps now only one or two left.
one of best movies ever... I can watch it over and over again...Alan rules!!:)))
Wheee!!! I love Dogma - or well, mostly Alan Rickman's performance in it!! He's so cool!!
Fantastic film, I haven’t seen it in ages. Thanks for putting this together
"What are you?"
"I'm pissed off that's what I am!"
God I love him!
The Metatron has some of the best lines in the movie.
"I don't want this... it's too big."
"That's what Jesus said."
"I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll."
"Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them is speaking to me... or they're talking to themselves."
"Were they sent to hell?"
"Worse. Wisconsin."
This whole clip is quotable.
"Sex is a joke in heaven"
"Way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too"
"Tell a person that you are the Metatron, they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charleston Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar!!!!"
"SWEET JESUS, Do YOU HAVE TO USE THE WHOLE CAN??"
"Do you going around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single"
We didn't deserve Alan Rickman.
"We went through 5 Adams before we figured that one out." ROFL! I love the dry way he says that.
RIP Alan Rickman ... you were a treasure.
one of my most fave movies of all time.
I still laugh at the grand entrance Megatrone makes, "Do you go around drenching everybody that goes into your room with flame retardant chemicals?". And the "plz don't rape or kill me" part is hilarious but yeah I can see how that can be kinda creepy -_-
I just love how he talks so sarcastically ("Sweet Jesus, did you have to use the whole can?")
Hi Mr Sm8th. Execellent writing, Rick Berman's "It has a great sence of humor". God does.
Sex is a joke in heaven she says and he rips off with the "from what I understand its a joke down here too"!!!
😆 🤣 😂
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This is my favorite role of his! Soooo funny & awesome!
The voice of Marvin, the Paranoid Android. Radio and television, and film.
I love this movie, criminally underrated.
It was Kevin Smith's WORST film!
Great movie. Love Alan Rickman in this role! Rest In Peace Alan.
I dont think anyone could have pulled off the Metatron like Alan did. He was just too cool for this school.
I wish “Christian” movies had the balls to tell their stories like Dogma. Dogma is a real film with a creative approach & layered characters.
A lot of people don’t know or care Harvey Weinstein produced this
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The movie lacks anything approximating sophistication or actual character development. You’re hilarious.
@@cheeseburgerinparadise7124 seriously your right but here’s the thing listen to what the angels say in judgement ok ya but do you realize this was a Harvey Weinstein production ok. Basically telling on himself and his friends that have already been outed
Ugh… Dogma is a Luciferian propaganda film, intended to deceive people whose understanding of the Bible is entirely based on what they’ve seen in movies.
The kind of people who don’t make any effort to read the Bible, pray or adhere to any semblance of morality, but the minute things don’t go their way, they want to blame God for it.
I’m guessing you e never heard of the bible
The Metatron will always make the top three in my list of favorite angels in movies and television.
One of my fave movies!!!
Brilliant movie. A movie that can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you think deserves 4 stars automatically. The 5th star is due to the great screenplay, outstandingly well cast for what the producers wanted, and Kevin Smith bringing it all together. Again, brilliant movie!
SWEET JESUS do you have to use the whole can?! LMAO that had me going for like 20 minutes. God I died a little
Lmao!!!! I love theology, and this is the easiest way to explain to tell em!!!
Fucking Christ. 😁
I love Allen Rickman... he's so amazing... wah!
I just watched Alan Rickman become an angel! RIP
so funny that she uses a fire extinguisher on Metatron, being that he's Enoch transformed by fire into an Angel. I have a crush Metatron, (please don't destroy me).
There's an interview of Alan on here you would just love! All he says is "fish!" People actually try to count up how many times he says it!
He's so darn cute!
That was good. I really enjoyed the Alanis bit at the end.
2:10 Love how his wings limp in disappointment lol.
I just love the line “ I’m pissed off is what I am!”
I miss the bit where he gets blood or something on him at the end and complains, "it never ends!". Love AR and love this character. Thanx for the post.
That's quite alright! Scrumptious good looks and class never get old and Alan is timeless!
"What are you"
"Im pissed off is what I am"
LOVE THAT BIT makes me laugh every time..
mmmhhhhmm nd that eye liner! yumm
Best part of the movie
Rickman was a true talent. Idiosyncratic, but solid.
Man he is so awesome in this role.
This movie approaches Christianity and faith from such a good place. Kevin Smith is really clever. Wish he made more movies like this.
Oh Alan how we miss ye. If anyone can be the voice if God it would be Alan Rickman I hope they at least offered him the job when he got to heaven. I could listen to him talk all day long.
Very little nice things to say about
Hollywood
Allan Rickman was a gift to his profession sorely missed
OMG! I did not know that he was in this movie. And I love this movie too
_"Mettaton" is similar in pronunciation and spelling to "Metatron," the highest angel in Judeo-Islamic lore, also known as the Voice of God and Recording Angel, whose name is transliterated into Greek as MTT. This could be a reference to Shin Megami Tensei's Metatron specifically, as both have metallic appearances, have similar poses, and are very powerful late-game bosses._
-Undertale wiki
When he snapped his fingers to teleport them to the bar I realized that he wasn't an angel, he was a Q ! :)
I'm kinda sad that they cut it before the Metatron realized Jay had actually come up with a good idea that could work and said so.
@@karazor-el6085 good point, that is kinda a bummer...
I can’t imagine Alan Rickman doing this role. I also can’t imagine anyone else doing this role.
Trust me I’m in southern Wisconsin it sucks here
I love when they show up in the Grand Concourse and Jay's smoking dope "I think this stuff just kicked in!"
Were they sent to hell?
WORSE
WISCONSIN
HAH! Leniency! LUXURY! They got off light!
Could have been 'Jersey'.
Linda, Jersey has a lot to say about Wisconsin it's only fair someone defends Wisconsin every now and then. Myself I love Jersey if not for them this movie wouldn't exist and neither would AVGN. However they shouldn't duck when Jersey Shore is mentioned, they should own up to that POS of a show.
"Well, I say we get drunk 'cause I'm all out of ideas."
Lol. LOVE Alan Rickman!!!
Were they sent to Hell?
Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
This makes me laugh every time. :)
I still can't believe he died 5 years after the last potter flick. A different snape would've been horrible . Worse than the change of Dumbledore haha idk why I'm on a harry potter rant but rip Rickman
"I don't want this....it's too big."
"That's what Jesus said."
Did anybody else giggle at that?
been hunting around for this movie in stores , can't find it
"I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll"...hahaha ahh classic.
Alan Rickman, God rest his Soul. No pun intended.
Such a fine and hilarious actor.
He literally stole the show from Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves".
I'd say that's the best voice god could have chosen
@Axion, they are LOKI & BARTLEBY!!!! Lol, "You do realise there hasn't been an Angel of Death since you quit?!"
My friend's a HUGE Alan Rickman fan so I showed her this movie. She nearly fainted at the part where he dropped his pants.
I love you Alan Rickman! :(
LOL "Sweet Jesus do you have to use the whole can?!"LOL "The Voice!"..."The Apostle..!"LOL
7:17-7:18 that face xD I love him in this movie.
just awesome!!!
I always found it amusing that he tells her to "stand back" when she's sitting down 6 feet away.
Yeah, she was the perfect cast for this role. There's something quite wise and old about her (look)! She's got an unbelievable presence!
Alan Rickman is a monster talent. He kills in this movie scene after scene.
RIP ALAN❤
RIP, Alan. You'll be missed, sir
RIP Alan Rickman...this is my favorite role of yours besides Snape.
Don't forget him as Hans Grüber opposite Bruce Willis in Die Hard
+$weet James Jonz And so many other great roles as well on stage and screen!
*he was perfect, wasn't he*
"what's he like?"
"God? Lonely..."
"The Voice!" "The Apostleee" just briliant
Haha! I, too, get a little swooney when I see him.
Seeing him play this role firdt always made me feel bad the way ppl thought of Snape. So to find out at the end of the trilogy is was really Snape protecting Harry the entire time bc he loved his mother so much felt like such an amazing moment that still brings tears to my eyes when he summons his patronis for Dumbledore and he just says "Lily" and his only response is to Dumbledore is "always", such an amazing moment in all of movie history
No one quite like Alan Rickman. He is greatly missed.
"It's too big"
"That's what jesus said."
Battie
😂
That wing contraption put his back out from the jerking motion but he continued to do the scene....in pain.
A great movie and not just because of the amazing Alan Rickman
Well, Metatron, if you were actually MENTIONED in the Bible, maybe people would not stare at you blankly. 😆
That was nice that you put these clips together. I mean, who better than Alan to play "the voice of God" :) ?
3:50 I always imagine shin Megami tensei fans having either an”ah I get it” or a “freakin normies” moment there.
Wisconsin???! You mean to tell me my hometown makes hell look good?!?! 😦
"What are you?"
"I'm pissed off is what I am!"
So rich!
It used to be on here, but I can't find it anymore. I was going to watch it again, but I think youtube may have gotten rid of it...