Short film about f**king with death | "The Coldest Caller" - Dark comedy by Joe Tucker

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  • @memolyngkh3736
    @memolyngkh3736 5 месяцев назад +336

    From The way she jumped up the fence n ran with that speed for her age,well she deserves not to die

    • @DeclanMBrennan
      @DeclanMBrennan 7 дней назад +4

      She did that so slickly, I was expecting her to climb the wall as well.

    • @cartoonraccoon2078
      @cartoonraccoon2078 4 дня назад +3

      Clearly not her time.

    • @johntiggleman4686
      @johntiggleman4686 2 дня назад

      @memlyngkh3736 Especially after she was having difficulty climbing the steps and grousing about it! But, methinks she was just f*cking with death even more.

  • @smitty8254
    @smitty8254 4 месяца назад +451

    Granny jumping the fence and running is what got me. 😂🤣😂

    • @prisonersforprofit
      @prisonersforprofit 3 месяца назад +6

      the open window...

    • @BenFancherMouse79
      @BenFancherMouse79 2 месяца назад +7

      All I could think is “that is one spry old lady”. 😂

    • @shokomiya6004
      @shokomiya6004 Месяц назад +4

      that foot sounds.

    • @PatDK
      @PatDK Месяц назад +4

      She is pretty spry for someone about to be taken by Mr Death

    • @inscrutababble1932
      @inscrutababble1932 6 дней назад +1

      Cheeky old baggage! Bless

  • @Rez_26
    @Rez_26 4 месяца назад +257

    “Somebody is leaving with me today” - Death 😂

    • @seansamuels7131
      @seansamuels7131 2 месяца назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 6 дней назад +3

      For today's 'sensitive' little Kermits - afraid of words - you have to say "Unalive".

    • @marcleblanc3602
      @marcleblanc3602 4 дня назад

      But why did the frustrated Being throw away his list?

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 Месяц назад +59

    Hilarious! He has been around FOREVER, and fell for the misidentified plumber gag!

  • @edmundgonzalez8731
    @edmundgonzalez8731 3 месяца назад +251

    Silly kid, brought a gun to a Scythe fight.

    • @johndough-jr6od
      @johndough-jr6od 3 месяца назад +3

      did he kill the kid?

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@johndough-jr6od Yep. Anyone can die at any age after all.

    • @rogerjamespaul5528
      @rogerjamespaul5528 2 месяца назад +10

      @@johndough-jr6od Yep! Cause of Death, torment.

    • @cliffordsherman7702
      @cliffordsherman7702 2 месяца назад +4

      No Spidey Sense? Not even a Peter Tingle?

    • @badsaint8482
      @badsaint8482 Месяц назад +3

      @@johndough-jr6od I don't think he is allowed to. The kid's name was not on the list.

  • @Dunsincrafts
    @Dunsincrafts 3 года назад +470

    It's the confidence for me. Granny ain't tripping

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 2 года назад +33

      Not tripping? Call her speedy Gonzalez, she’s doing hurdles 😂

    • @bildo99ify
      @bildo99ify Месяц назад +12

      She ain't half-steppin' for sure, mane! 🤙🏽

  • @markpickett3512
    @markpickett3512 2 месяца назад +77

    Granny is performed perfectly. The kid with the toy gun just had a spot of random bad luck running into pissed-off Death.😅

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 2 года назад +318

    Death thinking to himself “I’m older than life, I’ve never worked with pipes.. well that’s not entirely true.. I have had to get a lot of plumbers on the job.. wait what the hell am I doing?”

  • @alanmessenger9397
    @alanmessenger9397 2 месяца назад +39

    Great to see Sheila Reid in a short but perfect role.
    A bit of an acting legend, from 'Brazil' to Benidorm.

    • @MissBlu3B3aR
      @MissBlu3B3aR 13 дней назад +1

      Thought she was a familiar face 😂

    • @hruntlefoot1957
      @hruntlefoot1957 10 дней назад

      She is astounding, does drama too, Place of Execution, she was astounding!

  • @SAMMIsLIFE
    @SAMMIsLIFE 2 года назад +142

    Granny said “not today b*tch!” 😂😂

  • @robert-yv2yj
    @robert-yv2yj 2 месяца назад +30

    Great, little, comedy. Reminds me of films made, before the world lost it's sense of humour. These short movies are just pure entertainment. Well done to all involved in this splendid production.

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 2 месяца назад +69

    This Death is far more patient than real death. Death has approximately 150,000 jobs to do every day and I imagine has no retirement plans.

    • @deefee701
      @deefee701 23 дня назад +3

      And not a word of thanks.

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 13 дней назад +2

      But if you love what you do, every day is like a vacation, innit?

    • @dragonmaddie
      @dragonmaddie 12 дней назад +1

      Maybe death is a whole organisation?

    • @MichaelWinter-ss6lx
      @MichaelWinter-ss6lx 2 дня назад

      0.576 seconds per each job, or 1.736 jobs per second! And its not like the jobs come running to him, if I remember the film right.

  • @melaniesmith1313
    @melaniesmith1313 7 месяцев назад +18

    Damned quick thinking on the old lady's part! Keep talking fast and confuse him. Damned nimble too!

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 3 месяца назад +3

      'Having trouble with the stairs'...more of that old lady guile!

    • @bobcaygeon6799
      @bobcaygeon6799 5 дней назад +1

      Ya don't get to be her age for nothing LOL!!!! Great skit!!!! Monty Python would be proud 🙂

  • @MissIdolize
    @MissIdolize 3 года назад +162

    Great stuff! Chuckled when I saw her running up the road. How can anyone dislike this - it's just a bit of fun!

    • @adedotunajibade
      @adedotunajibade Год назад +1

      Fun part!

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 Год назад +2

      What's funny is knowing it's not the actress and clearly a stunt double lol.

    • @MissIdolize
      @MissIdolize Год назад +1

      @@gemstar7286 I know! That's why it was so ridiculously funny!

    • @Kalandra86
      @Kalandra86 2 месяца назад

      The last bit gave me pause due to the child’s outfit- matches a pretty famous murder in my country, although I doubt this was the intent of the director. The granny though- chef’s kiss!

    • @RetreadPhoto
      @RetreadPhoto 15 дней назад

      It could have been handled better at the end, in multiple ways. Slashing was superfluous.

  • @kennethwilliams7731
    @kennethwilliams7731 Год назад +49

    Didn't expect that ending! 😅

  • @mariajukejax9649
    @mariajukejax9649 4 дня назад +4

    It's Madge from Benidorm! Sheila Reid is an absolute legend!

  • @DeclanMBrennan
    @DeclanMBrennan 7 дней назад +8

    Honestly! - to get fooled like that, he must have been mortified.

  • @timwarneka5681
    @timwarneka5681 3 месяца назад +22

    Loved the finger on the doorbell shot!

  • @MuckyPup115
    @MuckyPup115 2 месяца назад +12

    Aw she’s just lovely! What a wonderful performance.

  • @madwhitehare3635
    @madwhitehare3635 2 месяца назад +6

    Dear old Madge, the glory of 'Benidorm'.
    You rock, Madge!

  • @jespersichlau4343
    @jespersichlau4343 3 года назад +149

    This has got a Monty Python-esque vibe to it. Loved it!

    • @RasMajnouni
      @RasMajnouni 2 года назад +5

      "Its one of the little men from the village, I think he's calling about the hedge"

    • @MisfitsFiendClub138
      @MisfitsFiendClub138 Год назад +3

      They did a great death scene in The Meaning of Life

    • @Owen-ub3fv
      @Owen-ub3fv Год назад

      One could call this the Holy Grail on short films on RUclips. There's so much cliche or badly made fake reef ornated crap.

    • @artemiseritu
      @artemiseritu 2 месяца назад +4

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

    • @commandingjudgedredd1841
      @commandingjudgedredd1841 2 месяца назад

      ​@@artemiseritu No it isn't.

  • @ricketybanter843
    @ricketybanter843 3 года назад +62

    Loved this!! Spider man kid at the end had the perfect reaction hahah

  • @thenebraskan6977
    @thenebraskan6977 3 месяца назад +10

    A great short film. Granny is in great shape, over the fence and Dow the road.

  • @caravanlifenz
    @caravanlifenz 9 дней назад +3

    He had that "not again" sigh when she ran away.

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl Месяц назад +9

    Granny taking the fence played at double speed is to die for (pun intended) 😂😂😂

  • @pchabanowich
    @pchabanowich 2 месяца назад +10

    A kid always brings out Death's worst scythe.

  • @diddymuck
    @diddymuck 2 года назад +112

    loved the lady's reaction and escape. the costume was dad-gum excellent. the kid dying was more a heartbreak than a laugh...better would have been a passing drunk making fun at D's appearance.

    • @steadholderharrington9035
      @steadholderharrington9035 2 года назад +10

      More funny though, would be if the dog that D passed earlier was on a return trip now, and just took a Number 1 on D's ankle! 🤣🤣

    • @fezqualitimus8465
      @fezqualitimus8465 Год назад +12

      Exactly! The kid's death was sad. Kids are innocent! It's not kinda funny to see them dying! It would be better if some drunk person, on anyone else, but not the kid!

    • @macholchol5846
      @macholchol5846 4 месяца назад +1

      Who’s side are you on ?

    • @me.lms1126
      @me.lms1126 4 месяца назад +9

      I think its more of a metaphor on "the kid's intention were bad, since he dared wish death upon death itself, karma" rather than a "I am not leaving empty handed" situation.

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@fezqualitimus8465 Yeah, I know people that would have loved this but once Death went for the kid it became unshareable for me. 🙁

  • @vxy357
    @vxy357 3 года назад +36

    Granny was running faster than FloJo.

    • @johndough-jr6od
      @johndough-jr6od 3 месяца назад

      who is flojo?

    • @vxy357
      @vxy357 3 месяца назад +1

      @@johndough-jr6od Florence Johnson (aka Flo-Jo) was an Olympic runner during the 90's who won several gold medals in her prime.

  • @thecheese4255
    @thecheese4255 3 месяца назад +33

    This is so British I felt my teeth rot while watching it

  • @jjohnson796
    @jjohnson796 6 дней назад +2

    The mini-Spider-Man at the end was probably an American ex-pat! 😂

  • @themayhemofmadness7038
    @themayhemofmadness7038 2 месяца назад +6

    I’m hilariously reminded of Rincewind from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. I love it!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. 2 месяца назад +2

      "I'VE HAD A NEAR RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE"
      No, the capitals are not shouting, we who know, KNOW.

    • @themayhemofmadness7038
      @themayhemofmadness7038 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Benjiesbeenbetter. Death, as written by Terry Pratchett will forever be my favorite fictional character ever.

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. 2 месяца назад +2

      @@themayhemofmadness7038 What's not to love about someone whose idea of an educational toy is a real sword?

    • @isiahs9312
      @isiahs9312 6 дней назад

      ​@@Benjiesbeenbetter.He could hurt himself with it!

  • @SquatchStomper
    @SquatchStomper 5 дней назад +1

    This is the most polite way saying f-off I've ever seen.

  • @SynthApprentice
    @SynthApprentice 2 года назад +31

    Major Discworld vibes from this.

    • @nikilampley9322
      @nikilampley9322 3 месяца назад +2

      All I could think about was Nanny Ogg while laughing

    • @randydewees7338
      @randydewees7338 Месяц назад +1

      "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. THE SYSTEM'S GOT SCREWED UP AGAIN. I CAN SEE THAT."

  • @freedomforever6718
    @freedomforever6718 3 года назад +18

    Death *doesn't* become Mrs. Evans!

  • @architect7709
    @architect7709 2 года назад +11

    😂i laugh so hard when nanny running away

  • @axerxes3981
    @axerxes3981 Месяц назад

    Granny running down the street and jumping the fence.... wonderful!! The little kid..... LOL.... perfect. Ax.

  • @bjb7587
    @bjb7587 Год назад +8

    I love a happy ending.

  • @spenserclarke5956
    @spenserclarke5956 2 месяца назад +3

    And there I was thinking that 'DEATH' was impartial, and NOT vengeful! Lol!

  • @annmaulana
    @annmaulana 2 года назад +6

    0:52 2:46 the granny's attitude (☉д⊙)👍😂

  • @whitneyrogers5865
    @whitneyrogers5865 2 года назад +10

    This is brilliant!!! 10/10

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 5 дней назад +2

    I just turned 64.
    Thanks. I took notes.

  • @ghxianlee9355
    @ghxianlee9355 2 года назад +35

    Queen Elizabeth daily life

    • @heberccruz
      @heberccruz 3 месяца назад +6

      He made it

    • @seansamuels7131
      @seansamuels7131 2 месяца назад +3

      This truly did not age well.

    • @friktionrc
      @friktionrc 2 месяца назад +1

      @@heberccruztook him long enough 😂

    • @JasonDrWho
      @JasonDrWho 2 месяца назад +1

      That’s super dark. You better pray there isn’t an afterlife, because if there is QE2 is coming for you 😂

    • @zsoltbartus169
      @zsoltbartus169 15 дней назад +1

      ​@@seansamuels7131 its pretty likely she wpuldve loved this. That woman was savage. 😅

  • @k.coleman8483
    @k.coleman8483 2 месяца назад +9

    "The salmon mousse..."

  • @invisibilianone6288
    @invisibilianone6288 5 дней назад

    She's faster than "The little Old Lady from Pasadena"😂
    "Go Granny, Go Granny Go..."🎶

  • @enrabahn8003
    @enrabahn8003 3 месяца назад +6

    If it was longer then you could have had death chasing her on that scooter lol. still a very funny watch

  • @EverythingEsoteric11
    @EverythingEsoteric11 3 года назад +44

    So he came for an old granny and killed a kid instead..this is scary and funny at the same time 😰🤣

    • @Konachn4ever
      @Konachn4ever Год назад +4

      But why tho, I thought that the Reaper couldn't take you before your time, was it cause he drew on Death and challenged them~?😓

    • @Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_
      @Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_ 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Konachn4ever No, simply enough, it was just the kids time!!

    • @Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_
      @Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_ 4 месяца назад +1

      It's very true, that we live in a world 🌎 where people die at all ages.
      Some kid's actually pass away young, while others grew to be ancient!!

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_ Yep. My son died at 4 months.

  • @deviskyukoo
    @deviskyukoo 3 года назад +6

    Hahahahahah...the Granny feared death and she said that its came late!

  • @stephaniedouglasaviewfroma9596
    @stephaniedouglasaviewfroma9596 3 года назад +18

    Hahahaha!!! Just what I needed to cheer me up today!

  • @shanemitchell477
    @shanemitchell477 3 месяца назад +5

    HOLY crap that old woman suddenly had more energy than a 20 year old...Maybe that's why some people have one great day with energy and get out of bed after years, dance around, then die the next day.

  • @iandenyer7450
    @iandenyer7450 6 дней назад

    OMG!! This is National Theatre, " Sir Henry at Rawlinson End ", Dr. Who etc. etc. et.c Sheila Reid...!!!! Beautiful, beautiful actress.... :)

  • @georgew.spradlin8333
    @georgew.spradlin8333 2 дня назад

    This was fantastic, I love it!

  • @JasonDrWho
    @JasonDrWho 2 месяца назад

    Really excellent Joe, superb actually. Well done. I enjoyed every moment.

  • @joebloggs8422
    @joebloggs8422 3 месяца назад +3

    She was in Benidorm 😂😂😂 brilliant actress

  • @emjaybee2799
    @emjaybee2799 2 года назад +2

    Genius comedy.

  • @markwilken2492
    @markwilken2492 2 месяца назад +2

    She’s adorable

  • @jervypangandaman7475
    @jervypangandaman7475 2 года назад +3

    1. be calm 2.think of something 3.lead the reaper to the kitchen 4.find something to climb out of the 2nd floor window 5.RUN!!

  • @scottlee9373
    @scottlee9373 3 года назад +7

    "Do not go quietly into the dark......"

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress144 Месяц назад

    Terrific work. Loved it.

  • @florencepierce1864
    @florencepierce1864 4 дня назад

    3: The Plumbing Gag? Had me Grinning.
    2: Granny Jumping the Fence & Legging It? Had me Giggling.
    1: Death Slicing the Kid? I was totally Shriek/Snort-Laughing ...
    I was SO not expecting that ending! 😆🤣

  • @sallyannemcmanus882
    @sallyannemcmanus882 3 года назад +9

    Hilarious! 10/10.. 👍

  • @billmurray7473
    @billmurray7473 4 дня назад

    Short films 🎥 are the Future.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 3 года назад +3

    Short.... but sweet. Thanks for the video.

  • @ThatsViews
    @ThatsViews 3 месяца назад

    That was an absolutely perfect miniature masterpiece!

  • @navina4271
    @navina4271 2 дня назад

    Could barely climb the stairs but jumped the fence n took off running lol😂😂😂😂

  • @bakerteacher2905
    @bakerteacher2905 5 дней назад

    EXCELLENT!!!

  • @matteng2332
    @matteng2332 2 месяца назад +1

    Brilliant, I love it😂😂😂

  • @oldlaw67
    @oldlaw67 2 месяца назад +1

    Great ID!

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 2 года назад +2

    Death tangling with "Madge", her of "Benidorm infamy? Tut Tut, poor Death, this won't end well for Mr Bones.

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 11 месяцев назад

      My thoughts too.

  • @ZsoltPal23092011
    @ZsoltPal23092011 7 месяцев назад +1

    Simply genius!

  • @TheTrwebster
    @TheTrwebster 5 дней назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Oh, good grief! That's heysterical!

  • @estebanrivera4786
    @estebanrivera4786 2 года назад +4

    This was super awesome x]

  • @jerrybailey5797
    @jerrybailey5797 8 дней назад

    That was so funny it coukdve been straight out of Terry Pratchetts Disc World 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melissarmt7330
    @melissarmt7330 4 месяца назад +2

    I want to be that Nan who jumps the fence! >< That was good, please make more. Who was really running away in that skirt?

  • @localcrew
    @localcrew 11 дней назад

    That scythe was LIT!

  • @josephsutton6413
    @josephsutton6413 3 года назад +5

    This was entertaining. Good job

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Месяц назад +1

    Death knows as much about plumbing as I do.

  • @maggielucas8685
    @maggielucas8685 2 месяца назад

    This so cheered me up!!! Apart from yhe last 5 seconds!!!

  • @Scratiznutz
    @Scratiznutz 3 года назад +3

    Sheila Reid, looks better here than 'gravy stained' Madge from Benidorm 😂

  • @unqualifiedveemo5592
    @unqualifiedveemo5592 3 года назад +18

    Should I feel bad for laughing at the end?

    • @sqwk
      @sqwk 2 года назад +6

      no, it’s a dark humor scene :D

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. 2 месяца назад

      Nah, the kid looked like a right little snotgobbler. Gives his mother a chance to do better with the next one.

  • @MichaelSmith-lv6lg
    @MichaelSmith-lv6lg 3 месяца назад +1

    Nice. Thank you.

  • @tonyalmond8073
    @tonyalmond8073 2 месяца назад

    Very well written ❤️

  • @PaulWady
    @PaulWady 2 месяца назад +1

    Very good.

  • @v.e.7159
    @v.e.7159 5 дней назад

    And I started blastin'

  • @cavecavecavecave5295
    @cavecavecavecave5295 4 дня назад

    Mint ending. 😂😂😂

  • @shannondh83
    @shannondh83 3 месяца назад +1

    I was thinking "Death, I don't think you are qualified for plumbing jobs."

  • @abepaulx
    @abepaulx 3 месяца назад +2

    Spiderman brought a gun to a knife fight.

  • @boxcartoon5046
    @boxcartoon5046 3 года назад +5

    It reminds me of my childhood days☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️

  • @robertjackson4141
    @robertjackson4141 12 часов назад

    Never mess with Madge !😂😂

  • @Ktulu789
    @Ktulu789 2 месяца назад +3

    I wish RUclips had a dislike counter again... You would have NONE!
    I was eating and I almost snorted everything ROFLMAO! Good job!

    • @sureshot8399
      @sureshot8399 11 дней назад +1

      I gave this comment a thumbs down. Just for the irony.

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 10 дней назад +1

      @@sureshot8399 LOL 😂 Ironman would be proud, son!

  • @Weirdkauz
    @Weirdkauz 17 часов назад

    Lovely!

  • @magdalenatakasobie7747
    @magdalenatakasobie7747 3 года назад +4

    Department of Corporeal Relocation :D

  • @butchbinion1560
    @butchbinion1560 11 дней назад +1

    Thanks, cute. ✌🏻👊🏼

  • @bernardkung7306
    @bernardkung7306 19 дней назад

    Excellent.
    Except for the very last shot.
    The ending would have been so much stronger if the scene ended just short of (ie. skipped the part with) Death actually using his scythe, and the scene concluded with the kid "shooting" Death with his little cap pistol -- let the audience imagine what (if anything) happens next.
    The rest of this short was stellar -- that old lady is an actress!

  • @LarryH4879
    @LarryH4879 Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the 'Messing with Sasquatch' commercials. Definitely needs a second installment.

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent 7 дней назад

    Death doesn't plumb!

  • @Maiq-the-Liar
    @Maiq-the-Liar Месяц назад

    M'aiq liked how Death at the end to the kid was like, you'll do. 💀

  • @Eagle-pe9pg
    @Eagle-pe9pg 2 месяца назад +4

    Very Monty Pythonesque.

  • @jonny5isalive3
    @jonny5isalive3 22 дня назад

    Thay granny was pretty spry. She practically pole vaulted over that fence 🤣

  • @ownpetard8379
    @ownpetard8379 13 дней назад

    No children were harmed in the making of this film. One child has ceased to be. He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

  • @robertreber8296
    @robertreber8296 2 месяца назад

    This is great.