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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @OlexTheGreat
    @OlexTheGreat 4 года назад +5596

    "Hello Techno"
    "Hello potato"
    Little did he know...

    • @christywright8078
      @christywright8078 4 года назад +81

      Alexander Kovalenko LITTLE DID HE KNOW

    • @neodeneve5619
      @neodeneve5619 4 года назад +10

      Hahaha

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 4 года назад +62

      *A potato flew around his room-?*

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 4 года назад +78

      I've just understood- potato war. AAA

    • @onlyarham
      @onlyarham 4 года назад +29

      WHEN WAS THE PROHECY RECIEVED?
      in the vid that is (timestap)

  • @luisangelofrancia8982
    @luisangelofrancia8982 4 года назад +3335

    2017 techno: "Respect women i agree"
    2020 techno: "You guys hate women over there? i need to reconsider sides"

  • @authorsan75
    @authorsan75 3 года назад +268

    One of the things I really like about Techno is that he like yells when something bad happens like the other youtubers, but then he calms down within like two seconds, it's great

    • @kaijames2281
      @kaijames2281 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or he just like "I am the best bedwards player of all timmmeee"

  • @albanybennett2685
    @albanybennett2685 4 года назад +946

    "if I don't like me then who's gonna like me?" is so inspiring to me- like damn, never thought of it that way before

    • @dangerham8091
      @dangerham8091 4 года назад +22

      yea when I heard that I felt that I should start liking myself a lot more

    • @isabelm2963
      @isabelm2963 4 года назад +15

      My Mirror: Are You Sure About That?

    • @nikolaos6083
      @nikolaos6083 4 года назад +1

      @@isabelm2963 :)

    • @adi-lf5eb
      @adi-lf5eb 3 года назад +11

      its similar to that quote "why hate yourself when people already do that for you"

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 3 года назад +2

      time??

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 5 лет назад +1292

    "I will speed-bridge angrily in your direction."

    • @timmy9796
      @timmy9796 4 года назад +41

      - Sun Tzu

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 4 года назад +4

      @Andro Cubed it’s no that funny man

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 4 года назад +5

      @Andro Cubed I purposely misspelled that to bait the grammar nerds

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 4 года назад +1

      Also it’s not even something to wheeze at

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 4 года назад

      @Andro Cubed it’s not modern comedy I only wheeze at funny things

  • @kra_hme
    @kra_hme 3 года назад +112

    He’s so nice to his opponents, he gives them the good gg and doesn’t hit them with the L or F, he even complement them

    • @arnav5302
      @arnav5302 3 года назад

      Lol 6 hours ago?????

    • @dadmeene
      @dadmeene 8 месяцев назад

      F is like rip kinda

    • @ishakk435
      @ishakk435 6 месяцев назад

      how is F toxic

  • @urdad7449
    @urdad7449 4 года назад +611

    I love how I still come back to his bed wars streams even if it’s been years

    • @snowstone1251
      @snowstone1251 4 года назад +8

      same, these are so entertaining

    • @pika2004
      @pika2004 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @user-ue2dc1cr6v
      @user-ue2dc1cr6v 3 года назад +1

      True I am watching this 4 years later it was streamed

    • @Korv25
      @Korv25 3 года назад

      YESS ITSSS SOOO GOOOODDD

    • @tyty_yt5456
      @tyty_yt5456 3 года назад +1

      ye

  • @kyng1545
    @kyng1545 4 года назад +5029

    He was so underrated at this time his Livestreams were always entertaining

  • @illuminati457
    @illuminati457 2 года назад +39

    Hopefully your family sees this Techno and knows We’re all thinking of them

  • @cupidfusj
    @cupidfusj 7 лет назад +641

    he laughs it off to hide the crippling pain.

    • @mickeyds7171
      @mickeyds7171 7 лет назад

      agree

    • @xoniterfos1048
      @xoniterfos1048 7 лет назад +31

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    • @katawaya8101
      @katawaya8101 5 лет назад +15

      @@xoniterfos1048 I agree

    • @eatsomeplantsidot9437
      @eatsomeplantsidot9437 4 года назад +1

      Case Robot same

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 4 года назад +1

      @@xoniterfos1048 Poggers mum.

  • @w0sky
    @w0sky 4 года назад +480

    I just searched "pvp god" on youtube, and this video popped up first....
    what a madlad there...

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 4 года назад +4

      Try blood god and Potato King

    • @qcszx
      @qcszx 4 года назад +4

      @awesome probably better than u. Stop hating and he is good

    • @DLAimations
      @DLAimations 4 года назад +2

      awesome you must not have seen technoblade’s training arc he is not better than Calvin, but better than you

    • @lilacetone1
      @lilacetone1 4 года назад

      Techno good pig

    • @theunchainedbeast9548
      @theunchainedbeast9548 3 года назад

      Dude probably because this title is pvp

  • @undeniablySomeGuy
    @undeniablySomeGuy 4 года назад +61

    21:09 is such a godly play. Techno is so cool ngl

  • @zeyneppoyrazl253
    @zeyneppoyrazl253 4 года назад +1539

    I love how he calls everyone young man but he is a young man himself
    Edit: Rest in peace Technoblade, he was taken far too soon. Rest well.

    • @miwiki6
      @miwiki6 3 года назад +61

      well he was 17 when he streamed that, and these players were all toddlers

    • @Jole_7
      @Jole_7 3 года назад +2

      i think he is older now

    • @Zeqa1223
      @Zeqa1223 3 года назад +1

      Hes like 20 now

    • @carterjohnson7970
      @carterjohnson7970 3 года назад +4

      @@Zeqa1223 21

    • @_W3ird0_
      @_W3ird0_ 3 года назад +6

      @@carterjohnson7970 22

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 5 лет назад +665

    24:50 I feel bad for this guy, he was trying so hard to be cool ;-;

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 года назад +89

    It’s nice when he actually has a sentient teammate, he gets happy and chats with them

    • @TheSpecialGrade
      @TheSpecialGrade 2 года назад

      Wanna be friends James ?

    • @olivechakraborty8407
      @olivechakraborty8407 2 года назад +6

      @@TheSpecialGrade 4 months no reply
      I feel sad for u

    • @not_so_ryu
      @not_so_ryu 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheSpecialGrade2 years no reply...
      Sad :(

  • @OninDynamics
    @OninDynamics 4 года назад +233

    "We're just beating up poor people right now. Welcome to Bedwars."
    14:33

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 3 года назад +3

      I love how the beating up poor people has made a comeback with sir billiam. Techno really never changes

  • @heinzwaseaten
    @heinzwaseaten 4 года назад +202

    me: **searching pvp on youtube**
    Technoblade: heres the video, nice title right?

  • @squareexpert227pl9
    @squareexpert227pl9 2 года назад +148

    Who else is re-watching The King of Minecraft PvP after his death 😪🤧
    Rest Easy brother ❤️

  • @keplerhuntress7003
    @keplerhuntress7003 4 года назад +158

    "I should stream at least 4 hours a day" *streams for two hours combined over the month of August when he literally has nothing else to do*

  • @dogsonjupiter
    @dogsonjupiter 4 года назад +120

    him saying he's *going to college.* little did he know.

  • @Josh-jj1lq
    @Josh-jj1lq 4 года назад +90

    “His elbow was sticking through the wall and I smashed it” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    6:33

    • @maryjoycealcazara1606
      @maryjoycealcazara1606 3 года назад +1

      I read this at the exactly time he said it and i know no one asked

  • @parkzy7000
    @parkzy7000 7 лет назад +120

    "I don't fear death" *throws out three diamonds in case*

  • @mynameisrobert1217
    @mynameisrobert1217 5 лет назад +700

    “That’s very untrue-
    *i like me* “

  • @alexisg7877
    @alexisg7877 4 года назад +23

    Techno just becoming this blood thirsty, hound-track minded, parkour god while chasing the yellow dude was both absolutely amazing and absolutely terrifying. If I saw that while playing, I'd have been like hell no, turned around, and hoped he went after someone else besides me first.

  • @OffenT
    @OffenT 7 лет назад +233

    when techno's stream is off by a million years

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 лет назад +120

      yt editor hates me but it should be fixed now

    • @OffenT
      @OffenT 7 лет назад +16

      Technoblade cool

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 4 года назад

      @@OffenT woah he responded

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 4 года назад

      Technoblade w o W

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 4 года назад +1

      @@GoalSUBNOW yah OffenT created some art for him as well as a few animations.

  • @theplayablecatalog3199
    @theplayablecatalog3199 4 года назад +212

    It took me an hour to realize he was saying "green team" and not "dream team" I was so confused.

  • @maximumcool25
    @maximumcool25 2 года назад +99

    These videos he did were amazing he was the best bedwars player RIP.

  • @ethanmaloney6652
    @ethanmaloney6652 5 лет назад +76

    12:30
    Techno blade: YOUR NOT EVEN USING UR SWORD
    *Guy actually uses his sword*
    Me: Confused Screaming

    • @Lg-xt5eh
      @Lg-xt5eh 4 года назад +4

      Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade

    • @Lg-xt5eh
      @Lg-xt5eh 4 года назад +1

      Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade

  • @mehgic2918
    @mehgic2918 7 лет назад +1431

    I like streams...but i prefer lakes

    • @user-yb9fb3mf1w
      @user-yb9fb3mf1w 7 лет назад +169

      I sea what you did there.

    • @rileigh289
      @rileigh289 7 лет назад +28

      Odquweemo How the hell would you like lakes? I prefer waterfall streams

    • @parmie1001
      @parmie1001 7 лет назад +14

      How fish that legal

    • @grammarpolice3064
      @grammarpolice3064 7 лет назад +49

      You’re a beach

    • @YaboyLuos
      @YaboyLuos 7 лет назад +37

      I sea water u did there!

  • @cclockwize
    @cclockwize 3 года назад +58

    "Leave me alone- I am so done with this game."
    15 minutes later, still going...

  • @shamyself123
    @shamyself123 7 лет назад +192

    1:27:16 congrats techno, you've learned how to edit

    • @joshhahn7269
      @joshhahn7269 7 лет назад +4

      debunked LOL LOL LITTLE BIT

    • @QuinnV123
      @QuinnV123 7 лет назад +7

      agree

    • @sylvie6598
      @sylvie6598 7 лет назад

      XD

    • @Ila_Aras
      @Ila_Aras 7 лет назад +8

      This was a live stream how would thhat be possible xD ???????? ?! !

    • @xrb
      @xrb 4 года назад

      Cause this a vod

  • @ianvanhouten342
    @ianvanhouten342 7 лет назад +326

    Techno, I don't think your ready for this challenge...
    play bedwars with a steering wheel

    • @gorillasmoothie1585
      @gorillasmoothie1585 4 года назад

      @Gian Pedregosa he didn't do it

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 4 года назад

      What an original idea wow

    • @chips409
      @chips409 4 года назад

      when he uses his third form maybe

    • @gorillasmoothie1585
      @gorillasmoothie1585 4 года назад

      @@cobalt2506 where have you seen this then?

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 4 года назад

      Random Raccoon it’s literally another one of his videos except in bedwars, also so many other people commented it

  • @Liebed
    @Liebed 2 года назад +18

    It's been 4 years and now he's no more with us.... Techno u will never be forgotten ur legacy will continue

  • @superd3clan_306
    @superd3clan_306 4 года назад +148

    “Techno no one likes you”
    “That’s not true I like me!”

    • @afriendlyfox
      @afriendlyfox 3 года назад +10

      that's why I always like my own comments

    • @randomwatcher6764
      @randomwatcher6764 3 года назад

      @@afriendlyfox did u like this one?

  • @JaJaBi
    @JaJaBi 4 года назад +195

    youtube REALLY wants me to see this 3 years later

    • @NightDragonPlayz
      @NightDragonPlayz 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @chavdarnanov6165
      @chavdarnanov6165 4 года назад +2

      @JarJar Binks *yt really wants MESA to see this 3 years later

    • @willbradford4575
      @willbradford4575 3 года назад

      I love how he calls everyone young man but he is a young man himself

    • @hussainyooh2689
      @hussainyooh2689 3 года назад +2

      3 years? RUclips wants me to see it 4 years after

    • @breatheamoment4235
      @breatheamoment4235 3 года назад

      @@hussainyooh2689 ha same fellow possible human

  • @aakuraluv
    @aakuraluv 4 года назад +125

    techno famous quotes:
    "... but whateverr"
    "what a scammmm"
    edit: "what a nerd!!"

  • @hamallama4517
    @hamallama4517 4 года назад +29

    "Having self-esteem doesn't count as being conceited I mean I am conceited but that's besides the point" pffff-

  • @notsnorlax1212
    @notsnorlax1212 4 года назад +15

    “K I’ll farm diamonds”
    Techno: _Good._

  • @async7616
    @async7616 7 лет назад +1469

    americans will never understand the life of playing hypixel at above 280ping

    • @donedid5685
      @donedid5685 6 лет назад +15

      pang sam Stop being a a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.

    • @lqstdragon1500
      @lqstdragon1500 6 лет назад +181

      Yatarasu ب_ب You realised that it’s because of where they live right? Hypixel was made in America, so Americans get better ping.

    • @gho_zst
      @gho_zst 6 лет назад +16

      I have 600 - 900+ ping

    • @parentsquare5912
      @parentsquare5912 6 лет назад +8

      Foxey I get 30-50 ping

    • @jett4093
      @jett4093 6 лет назад +2

      pang sam ikr

  • @markspam54
    @markspam54 7 лет назад +52

    I just love his wittiness and sarcasm...

  • @He_who_walks_behind
    @He_who_walks_behind 3 года назад +14

    “I actually don’t care about surviving, but whatever, might as well”, one of the most relatable techno quotes I’ve heard to date.

  • @JamesVictorArt
    @JamesVictorArt 7 лет назад +38

    "I am so done"
    *Plays for another half hour*

  • @MrDerps-dt3eo
    @MrDerps-dt3eo 4 года назад +40

    Everytime Techno does something wrong he be like: WHAT A SCAM

  • @abrahamlincoln2679
    @abrahamlincoln2679 2 года назад +10

    When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten.
    Dr. Hiriluk One Piece

    • @yassin1784
      @yassin1784 2 года назад +2

      One piece citation its amazing

  • @shrekinyourface7849
    @shrekinyourface7849 4 года назад +47

    I listen to this video to sleep his voice is very calming

    • @Zelxy
      @Zelxy 3 года назад

      Get help + ratio

    • @shrekinyourface7849
      @shrekinyourface7849 3 года назад +7

      @@Zelxy ok

    • @Frostedlyre
      @Frostedlyre 3 года назад +3

      @@Zelxy go back to twitter

    • @someguy4927
      @someguy4927 3 года назад +1

      @@Zelxy go back to twitter this is not ur field and stay in yo lane

    • @Lillypad48
      @Lillypad48 3 года назад

      Same

  • @insomniacwithanightlight222
    @insomniacwithanightlight222 4 года назад +76

    People: I don't support techno because he's sexist
    Techno: Respect weamen

  • @acaciagrace5211
    @acaciagrace5211 4 года назад +11

    i’m having the time of my life watching these 3 year old streams ah they’re so nice for background sound, entertaining on their own, and nice to just listen to in general

  • @ocindayo
    @ocindayo 4 года назад +84

    52:46 “I’ve never met a good pvper who likes sao”
    I’m guessing you’ve never seen me play? Well, you’re right I’m horrible.

    • @BananaColada
      @BananaColada 4 года назад +2

      Haha well I'm good at pvp just not a god but I do think sao is overated

    • @ocindayo
      @ocindayo 4 года назад +1

      @@BananaColada eh no it’s not overrated. Not a whole lot of people like it. It stands where it should, a lot of people like it, and a lot of people don’t.

    • @eztliexe3276
      @eztliexe3276 4 года назад +5

      @@ocindayo a lot of ppl pretend they don’t like it to fit in

    • @galloamarillo
      @galloamarillo 4 года назад

      Hi there are many things to pvp

    • @vigilantminecraft8915
      @vigilantminecraft8915 3 года назад

      I can pvp spent a month on pvp training and i like sao lol but i still wont name myself after it in mc since that's not my style

  • @palomarice5998
    @palomarice5998 7 лет назад +28

    "he wants to kill me and add it to his montage" 😂😂😂😂

  • @watcher6065
    @watcher6065 3 года назад +37

    54:56
    This is just where I left off, I'm going to sleep now.

    • @humanbeing3359
      @humanbeing3359 3 года назад +5

      i think it's time for you to wake up now

    • @utoobr8786
      @utoobr8786 3 года назад +1

      @@humanbeing3359 omg they've been sleeping all this time, damn I need that from my melatonin.

    • @wibblwobbl
      @wibblwobbl 3 года назад

      are they okay
      they've been sleeping for quite some time

    • @koerangi
      @koerangi 3 года назад +1

      its been 7 months, u good bro

    • @galaxxi553
      @galaxxi553 3 года назад

      Been eight months- guys I think they’re in a coma.

  • @isaacfeeds
    @isaacfeeds 7 лет назад +28

    I started watching you last month and I absolutely love you!!

  • @pnewch9814
    @pnewch9814 4 года назад +22

    this is so high quality HOW was technoblade this underrated

  • @1Shady1
    @1Shady1 9 месяцев назад +2

    “If I don’t like me, who will like me?”
    Best quote ever.

  • @icgkong5051
    @icgkong5051 7 лет назад +114

    I love how technoblade looks out for his fans and has original titles unlike some other Minecraft youtubers *cough* *cough* Acidic Blitzz

    • @mango5812
      @mango5812 7 лет назад +4

      icgkong stop trying to get pinned

    • @oOf-bm5vh
      @oOf-bm5vh 7 лет назад +38

      icgkong you're forgetting preston. his videos have taken clickbait to an entirely new level

    • @icgkong5051
      @icgkong5051 7 лет назад +14

      Theminecraft nub dude techno and acidic are friends. He wouldn't pin this.

    • @Ashtank04
      @Ashtank04 7 лет назад +2

      icgkong my back is hairy

    • @oOf-bm5vh
      @oOf-bm5vh 7 лет назад +1

      Ashxtank how interesting

  • @desyntax
    @desyntax 4 года назад +88

    Nobody:
    The way how Techno wins, but it's only 1 word per sentence: *generator. iron. blocks. trinitrotoluene. bridge. slaughter. bridge. resources. kill. bridge. explode. bed. obliterate. win.*

    • @penguino14wee67
      @penguino14wee67 4 года назад +1

      Correct

    • @092Locsta
      @092Locsta 4 года назад +1

      What does trinitroluene mean ?

    • @sloooth1k
      @sloooth1k 4 года назад +3

      @@092Locsta Its the long word for "TNT".

    • @092Locsta
      @092Locsta 4 года назад +1

      @@sloooth1kwhy didn’t he just say TNT lmfao

    • @GaLaXy-yh4uj
      @GaLaXy-yh4uj 4 года назад +4

      @@092Locsta it’s funnier than tnt

  • @leeyuhnotlieuh
    @leeyuhnotlieuh 3 года назад +18

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Techno when the slightest thing goes wrong:
    “WHAT A SCAM.”

  • @girlyopog1147
    @girlyopog1147 4 года назад +40

    moral of the story: whenever technoblade streams just spam "technoblade wont read this"

  • @KoriFudo
    @KoriFudo 7 лет назад +26

    54:33 I honestly thought he was about to say something..else... XD

    • @bbaofu
      @bbaofu 4 года назад

      Kirk_Kirksman what else could he possibly said? ;m;

    • @helo8517
      @helo8517 4 года назад

      Wdym

  • @apristorm
    @apristorm 3 года назад +6

    53:44 “The only good thing to come out of SAO was SAO abridged.” Holy shit, when i was first started watching techno’s content, i really liked his sense of humor bc it reminded me of sao abridged. I’ve been wondering for months whether or not he’s seen it and was really considering donoing so I could ask, but now i have confirmation that he has seen it. Thank you, random techno vod, for saving me $20 o7

  • @senan4745
    @senan4745 6 лет назад +391

    Peeveepee*

  • @Majorite
    @Majorite Год назад +4

    "Technoblade nobody likes you"
    Technoblade: "That is VERY untrue. I like me!"

  • @lorpp1
    @lorpp1 3 года назад +8

    “Technoblade No one likes you”
    Technoblade: “That’s very untrue, i like me” BRO IM DEAD LOOOOL

  • @thomasliu8777
    @thomasliu8777 3 года назад +7

    Owner: subscribe to techno
    Techno: "listen to the staff"
    *it happens every time*

  • @everam8273
    @everam8273 7 лет назад +8

    "I have never met a good pvper who likes sword art online" proceeds to get comboed by a sword art online fan

  • @xyreace
    @xyreace 4 года назад +13

    "Clearly Technoguild was just never meant to be." is he even foreshadowing now?

  • @lilwoozie9107
    @lilwoozie9107 4 года назад +6

    "thank you very much" - technoblade

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. Год назад +5

    "I will speedbridge angrily in your direction" 😂😂😂

  • @DachiTheBedoshvili
    @DachiTheBedoshvili 5 месяцев назад +3

    just rewatching techno's old streams

  • @itaidatner9398
    @itaidatner9398 7 лет назад +19

    27:00 he's teammate is amazing

  • @darksepticey1238
    @darksepticey1238 4 года назад +13

    "HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO STAB"-technoblade2017

    • @Zelxy
      @Zelxy 3 года назад

      HE SAID THIS AS I READ IT

  • @MrDuck3265
    @MrDuck3265 7 месяцев назад +5

    Greatest title in human history

  • @DarkShadow_55
    @DarkShadow_55 4 года назад +4

    "if i dont like me then whos going to like me" ive never felt a quote hit so close to home

  • @Tyler-yt2lo
    @Tyler-yt2lo 7 лет назад +179

    TechnoBlade for President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @sem5296
    @sem5296 3 года назад +1

    0:11 and this is where it all started.. this is the true potato war foreshadowing.. Epic

  • @asperquince4902
    @asperquince4902 3 года назад +5

    techno saying ""PICKLE RICK!!" is everything i never knew i needed

    • @lekirbgames1644
      @lekirbgames1644 3 года назад

      as soon as I saw this comment he said it

  • @imboredron7707
    @imboredron7707 7 лет назад +252

    You deserve so many subscribers that there is not even a number that defines it!

    • @aheckinduck2946
      @aheckinduck2946 7 лет назад

      There*

    • @iamhumungus5114
      @iamhumungus5114 7 лет назад

      lol ikr like 500k atleast

    • @jeynyx-hypixelmoderator9407
      @jeynyx-hypixelmoderator9407 7 лет назад +8

      I love how hard this child is trying to get his posts pinned *facepalm* lolol

    • @iamhumungus5114
      @iamhumungus5114 7 лет назад +1

      JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator so true 😂😂😂

    • @mango5812
      @mango5812 7 лет назад

      JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator u a mod on hypixel if u are ban me for 1 day my ign is theminecraft_nub

  • @moxyappelbaum7352
    @moxyappelbaum7352 3 года назад +2

    Anything:
    Literally anything:
    Technoblade: what a scammmmmmm

  • @astroace_
    @astroace_ 4 года назад +3

    Technoblade: Don't buy a diamond sword.
    Also Technoblade: *proceeds to buy a diamond sword*

  • @heroxarchive4491
    @heroxarchive4491 7 лет назад +54

    oh god that delay

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  7 лет назад +34

      yt editor hates me but it should be fixed now

    • @Maeveyyx
      @Maeveyyx 7 лет назад +5

      you commented the exact same thing on 3 comments in a row xD GG techno senpai

  • @pe1900
    @pe1900 6 месяцев назад +1

    19:19 i like how he said it was a "civil war" implying that it's every team against him normally

  • @p7nki3
    @p7nki3 4 года назад +8

    WHEN HE TYPES I CANT AJFDJHFSD

    • @chewy6358
      @chewy6358 3 года назад +1

      HE’S SAID BEFORE THAT HE TYPES WITH HIS TWO POINTER FINGERS😭😭😭

    • @p7nki3
      @p7nki3 3 года назад

      @@chewy6358 HSHSJSJ😭😭

  • @bonanaboi
    @bonanaboi 4 года назад +4

    Man I love Techno’s thumbnails, they’re so over the top and silly

  • @AlejandroStash
    @AlejandroStash 2 года назад +4

    RIP 1999-2022 you inspired millions of people around the world
    time to take a day off
    forever day off 😭😭😭

  • @Kerblox
    @Kerblox Год назад +4

    Wilbur was right when he said,
    "So long blood god. Nobody could do it like you"

  • @AlphaZ1968
    @AlphaZ1968 4 года назад +14

    This appear on anyone else recommended suddenly

  • @hopfrompokemonbad2865
    @hopfrompokemonbad2865 3 года назад +1

    Every other team: we gotta bed
    Green team: we gotta technoblade

  • @pxte7656
    @pxte7656 7 лет назад +5

    "That's very untrue i like me"

  • @chikkoty8050
    @chikkoty8050 4 года назад +9

    love how people are still here after almost 4 years

  • @nathancarver7179
    @nathancarver7179 4 года назад +2

    The speed at which this man hits his space bar is insane.
    You can *hear* it when he goes to jump even just once.

  • @KyronixYT
    @KyronixYT 5 месяцев назад +3

    every day I wach at least 2 vids of Techno the pain of losing him is still with in me 😔😔😔

  • @chrisdottg
    @chrisdottg 3 года назад +6

    who honestly felt calm listening to techno's keyboard

    • @gazgiblin
      @gazgiblin 3 года назад

      :)

    • @APixieNinja
      @APixieNinja 3 года назад

      Me. Honestly the whole thing does that to me. The keyboard, him talking, the mouse clicks. I've fallen asleep a few times like that.

  • @Rimuru...
    @Rimuru... Год назад +1

    When he died I barely watched him but after I heard he had cancer I still cried because to me, though I didn’t watch him he was still the best youtuber and minecrafter
    PVP FOREVER MY FRIEND!!

  • @Valkeezy
    @Valkeezy 2 года назад +3

    This is where I found Techno, I didn’t have a account and I just watched, later I got an account after he hit a million, I really hope Techno is doing fantastic.

  • @Michi-kt4oc
    @Michi-kt4oc 4 года назад +5

    This actually got recommended to me after 3 years-

  • @leeyuhnotlieuh
    @leeyuhnotlieuh 3 года назад +1

    If I had to describe Technoblade, it would be a pigman who hates scams, craves diamonds, smashes elbows, never dies, and wouldn’t be caught dead being a casual.

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 4 года назад +15

    “Aquas going full-on water defence” but techno that’s because it’s aqua

    • @galaxxi553
      @galaxxi553 3 года назад

      Underrated comment- why has no one seen this quality humor?!?!

  • @scoopydoopi167
    @scoopydoopi167 4 года назад +4

    Watching him clean that first game was satisfying af

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid 3 года назад +1

    The most entertaining 1 hour 30 mins, I've never felt like I was supposed to wait for a mini climax because the whole thing is wonderful

  • @kiwixd2128
    @kiwixd2128 5 лет назад +15

    someone do a “outta my face” count

  • @bqdl8881
    @bqdl8881 7 лет назад +14

    I can’t stop watching dis stream!