One of the things I really like about Techno is that he like yells when something bad happens like the other youtubers, but then he calms down within like two seconds, it's great
Techno just becoming this blood thirsty, hound-track minded, parkour god while chasing the yellow dude was both absolutely amazing and absolutely terrifying. If I saw that while playing, I'd have been like hell no, turned around, and hoped he went after someone else besides me first.
pang sam Stop being a a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten. Dr. Hiriluk One Piece
i’m having the time of my life watching these 3 year old streams ah they’re so nice for background sound, entertaining on their own, and nice to just listen to in general
@@BananaColada eh no it’s not overrated. Not a whole lot of people like it. It stands where it should, a lot of people like it, and a lot of people don’t.
Nobody: The way how Techno wins, but it's only 1 word per sentence: *generator. iron. blocks. trinitrotoluene. bridge. slaughter. bridge. resources. kill. bridge. explode. bed. obliterate. win.*
53:44 “The only good thing to come out of SAO was SAO abridged.” Holy shit, when i was first started watching techno’s content, i really liked his sense of humor bc it reminded me of sao abridged. I’ve been wondering for months whether or not he’s seen it and was really considering donoing so I could ask, but now i have confirmation that he has seen it. Thank you, random techno vod, for saving me $20 o7
When he died I barely watched him but after I heard he had cancer I still cried because to me, though I didn’t watch him he was still the best youtuber and minecrafter PVP FOREVER MY FRIEND!!
This is where I found Techno, I didn’t have a account and I just watched, later I got an account after he hit a million, I really hope Techno is doing fantastic.
If I had to describe Technoblade, it would be a pigman who hates scams, craves diamonds, smashes elbows, never dies, and wouldn’t be caught dead being a casual.
"Hello Techno"
"Hello potato"
Little did he know...
Alexander Kovalenko LITTLE DID HE KNOW
Hahaha
*A potato flew around his room-?*
I've just understood- potato war. AAA
WHEN WAS THE PROHECY RECIEVED?
in the vid that is (timestap)
2017 techno: "Respect women i agree"
2020 techno: "You guys hate women over there? i need to reconsider sides"
🤣😂 true, true
techno simply cannot change ideals
Things have changed.
"Only lesbians get rights"
- Techno
25:55 huh ?
One of the things I really like about Techno is that he like yells when something bad happens like the other youtubers, but then he calms down within like two seconds, it's great
Or he just like "I am the best bedwards player of all timmmeee"
"if I don't like me then who's gonna like me?" is so inspiring to me- like damn, never thought of it that way before
yea when I heard that I felt that I should start liking myself a lot more
My Mirror: Are You Sure About That?
@@isabelm2963 :)
its similar to that quote "why hate yourself when people already do that for you"
time??
"I will speed-bridge angrily in your direction."
- Sun Tzu
@Andro Cubed it’s no that funny man
@Andro Cubed I purposely misspelled that to bait the grammar nerds
Also it’s not even something to wheeze at
@Andro Cubed it’s not modern comedy I only wheeze at funny things
He’s so nice to his opponents, he gives them the good gg and doesn’t hit them with the L or F, he even complement them
Lol 6 hours ago?????
F is like rip kinda
how is F toxic
I love how I still come back to his bed wars streams even if it’s been years
same, these are so entertaining
Yes
True I am watching this 4 years later it was streamed
YESS ITSSS SOOO GOOOODDD
ye
He was so underrated at this time his Livestreams were always entertaining
Yes
Yes
Agreed
When was he underated
Your account was made a year after this stream
Hopefully your family sees this Techno and knows We’re all thinking of them
You have a kind heart
@@grottyband8052 bro that is 1 dollar only💀
he laughs it off to hide the crippling pain.
agree
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@@xoniterfos1048 I agree
Case Robot same
@@xoniterfos1048 Poggers mum.
I just searched "pvp god" on youtube, and this video popped up first....
what a madlad there...
Try blood god and Potato King
@awesome probably better than u. Stop hating and he is good
awesome you must not have seen technoblade’s training arc he is not better than Calvin, but better than you
Techno good pig
Dude probably because this title is pvp
21:09 is such a godly play. Techno is so cool ngl
I love how he calls everyone young man but he is a young man himself
Edit: Rest in peace Technoblade, he was taken far too soon. Rest well.
well he was 17 when he streamed that, and these players were all toddlers
i think he is older now
Hes like 20 now
@@Zeqa1223 21
@@carterjohnson7970 22
24:50 I feel bad for this guy, he was trying so hard to be cool ;-;
samurai really?
samurai at least you tried :)
Lmao must be u
what did samurai say lol?
@@angelinzhen4500 probably it was him
It’s nice when he actually has a sentient teammate, he gets happy and chats with them
Wanna be friends James ?
@@TheSpecialGrade 4 months no reply
I feel sad for u
@@TheSpecialGrade2 years no reply...
Sad :(
"We're just beating up poor people right now. Welcome to Bedwars."
14:33
I love how the beating up poor people has made a comeback with sir billiam. Techno really never changes
me: **searching pvp on youtube**
Technoblade: heres the video, nice title right?
Very awesome title
I did the same thing
I searched pvp and this cam up
@@ILuvAcee lol
Lol
Who else is re-watching The King of Minecraft PvP after his death 😪🤧
Rest Easy brother ❤️
me
Me to
@@Figbolg lol
o7
I an actually
"I should stream at least 4 hours a day" *streams for two hours combined over the month of August when he literally has nothing else to do*
him saying he's *going to college.* little did he know.
This is like 3 years ago bruh
@@everettflowers6293 no way i didn't notice.
@@dogsonjupiter lol
little did he know he'd get cancer
“His elbow was sticking through the wall and I smashed it” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
6:33
I read this at the exactly time he said it and i know no one asked
"I don't fear death" *throws out three diamonds in case*
hi 3 y
Rip techno
He doesn't fear death, he fears losing his wealth.
“That’s very untrue-
*i like me* “
that's very true.
Y e s
I like me too :)
I don't like me
Techno just becoming this blood thirsty, hound-track minded, parkour god while chasing the yellow dude was both absolutely amazing and absolutely terrifying. If I saw that while playing, I'd have been like hell no, turned around, and hoped he went after someone else besides me first.
Same!
when techno's stream is off by a million years
yt editor hates me but it should be fixed now
Technoblade cool
@@OffenT woah he responded
Technoblade w o W
@@GoalSUBNOW yah OffenT created some art for him as well as a few animations.
It took me an hour to realize he was saying "green team" and not "dream team" I was so confused.
SAME
100 likes POGGG!!!
when you are too addicted to dsmp
These videos he did were amazing he was the best bedwars player RIP.
RIP
RIP
RIP
Bro can I go to a single video or stream of his without people trying to get clot from his loss.
@@badelk-nb6zr shut
12:30
Techno blade: YOUR NOT EVEN USING UR SWORD
*Guy actually uses his sword*
Me: Confused Screaming
Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade
Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade
I like streams...but i prefer lakes
I sea what you did there.
Odquweemo How the hell would you like lakes? I prefer waterfall streams
How fish that legal
You’re a beach
I sea water u did there!
"Leave me alone- I am so done with this game."
15 minutes later, still going...
1:02:16
1:27:16 congrats techno, you've learned how to edit
debunked LOL LOL LITTLE BIT
agree
XD
This was a live stream how would thhat be possible xD ???????? ?! !
Cause this a vod
Techno, I don't think your ready for this challenge...
play bedwars with a steering wheel
@Gian Pedregosa he didn't do it
What an original idea wow
when he uses his third form maybe
@@cobalt2506 where have you seen this then?
Random Raccoon it’s literally another one of his videos except in bedwars, also so many other people commented it
It's been 4 years and now he's no more with us.... Techno u will never be forgotten ur legacy will continue
“Techno no one likes you”
“That’s not true I like me!”
that's why I always like my own comments
@@afriendlyfox did u like this one?
youtube REALLY wants me to see this 3 years later
Ok
@JarJar Binks *yt really wants MESA to see this 3 years later
I love how he calls everyone young man but he is a young man himself
3 years? RUclips wants me to see it 4 years after
@@hussainyooh2689 ha same fellow possible human
techno famous quotes:
"... but whateverr"
"what a scammmm"
edit: "what a nerd!!"
And "sup nerds!"
And "bruhhhh"
“get out of my face”
‘ h e l l o. i am the talking p i g !’
he says that all the time right?
"Having self-esteem doesn't count as being conceited I mean I am conceited but that's besides the point" pffff-
“K I’ll farm diamonds”
Techno: _Good._
americans will never understand the life of playing hypixel at above 280ping
pang sam Stop being a a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
Yatarasu ب_ب You realised that it’s because of where they live right? Hypixel was made in America, so Americans get better ping.
I have 600 - 900+ ping
Foxey I get 30-50 ping
pang sam ikr
I just love his wittiness and sarcasm...
“I actually don’t care about surviving, but whatever, might as well”, one of the most relatable techno quotes I’ve heard to date.
"I am so done"
*Plays for another half hour*
Everytime Techno does something wrong he be like: WHAT A SCAM
When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten.
Dr. Hiriluk One Piece
One piece citation its amazing
I listen to this video to sleep his voice is very calming
Get help + ratio
@@Zelxy ok
@@Zelxy go back to twitter
@@Zelxy go back to twitter this is not ur field and stay in yo lane
Same
People: I don't support techno because he's sexist
Techno: Respect weamen
i’m having the time of my life watching these 3 year old streams ah they’re so nice for background sound, entertaining on their own, and nice to just listen to in general
52:46 “I’ve never met a good pvper who likes sao”
I’m guessing you’ve never seen me play? Well, you’re right I’m horrible.
Haha well I'm good at pvp just not a god but I do think sao is overated
@@BananaColada eh no it’s not overrated. Not a whole lot of people like it. It stands where it should, a lot of people like it, and a lot of people don’t.
@@ocindayo a lot of ppl pretend they don’t like it to fit in
Hi there are many things to pvp
I can pvp spent a month on pvp training and i like sao lol but i still wont name myself after it in mc since that's not my style
"he wants to kill me and add it to his montage" 😂😂😂😂
54:56
This is just where I left off, I'm going to sleep now.
i think it's time for you to wake up now
@@humanbeing3359 omg they've been sleeping all this time, damn I need that from my melatonin.
are they okay
they've been sleeping for quite some time
its been 7 months, u good bro
Been eight months- guys I think they’re in a coma.
I started watching you last month and I absolutely love you!!
this is so high quality HOW was technoblade this underrated
“If I don’t like me, who will like me?”
Best quote ever.
I love how technoblade looks out for his fans and has original titles unlike some other Minecraft youtubers *cough* *cough* Acidic Blitzz
icgkong stop trying to get pinned
icgkong you're forgetting preston. his videos have taken clickbait to an entirely new level
Theminecraft nub dude techno and acidic are friends. He wouldn't pin this.
icgkong my back is hairy
Ashxtank how interesting
Nobody:
The way how Techno wins, but it's only 1 word per sentence: *generator. iron. blocks. trinitrotoluene. bridge. slaughter. bridge. resources. kill. bridge. explode. bed. obliterate. win.*
Correct
What does trinitroluene mean ?
@@092Locsta Its the long word for "TNT".
@@sloooth1kwhy didn’t he just say TNT lmfao
@@092Locsta it’s funnier than tnt
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Techno when the slightest thing goes wrong:
“WHAT A SCAM.”
moral of the story: whenever technoblade streams just spam "technoblade wont read this"
54:33 I honestly thought he was about to say something..else... XD
Kirk_Kirksman what else could he possibly said? ;m;
Wdym
53:44 “The only good thing to come out of SAO was SAO abridged.” Holy shit, when i was first started watching techno’s content, i really liked his sense of humor bc it reminded me of sao abridged. I’ve been wondering for months whether or not he’s seen it and was really considering donoing so I could ask, but now i have confirmation that he has seen it. Thank you, random techno vod, for saving me $20 o7
Peeveepee*
??? No it’s spelled pvp
r/woooosh
Zachary Gamin ...? no
@@swordfightstev8947 do u even know what that means
dextro was joking about that
Idiot I know what r/wooosh means 😒🙄🤦♂️😑
"Technoblade nobody likes you"
Technoblade: "That is VERY untrue. I like me!"
“Technoblade No one likes you”
Technoblade: “That’s very untrue, i like me” BRO IM DEAD LOOOOL
Owner: subscribe to techno
Techno: "listen to the staff"
*it happens every time*
"I have never met a good pvper who likes sword art online" proceeds to get comboed by a sword art online fan
"Clearly Technoguild was just never meant to be." is he even foreshadowing now?
"thank you very much" - technoblade
"I will speedbridge angrily in your direction" 😂😂😂
just rewatching techno's old streams
27:00 he's teammate is amazing
*his
"HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO STAB"-technoblade2017
HE SAID THIS AS I READ IT
Greatest title in human history
"if i dont like me then whos going to like me" ive never felt a quote hit so close to home
TechnoBlade for President !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Make Minecraft PvP great again
agree
Build a wall between us and skywars players
Ťýłęř let them walk off the map on their own side
He never dies so he can always be president
0:11 and this is where it all started.. this is the true potato war foreshadowing.. Epic
techno saying ""PICKLE RICK!!" is everything i never knew i needed
as soon as I saw this comment he said it
You deserve so many subscribers that there is not even a number that defines it!
There*
lol ikr like 500k atleast
I love how hard this child is trying to get his posts pinned *facepalm* lolol
JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator so true 😂😂😂
JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator u a mod on hypixel if u are ban me for 1 day my ign is theminecraft_nub
Anything:
Literally anything:
Technoblade: what a scammmmmmm
Technoblade: Don't buy a diamond sword.
Also Technoblade: *proceeds to buy a diamond sword*
oh god that delay
yt editor hates me but it should be fixed now
you commented the exact same thing on 3 comments in a row xD GG techno senpai
19:19 i like how he said it was a "civil war" implying that it's every team against him normally
WHEN HE TYPES I CANT AJFDJHFSD
HE’S SAID BEFORE THAT HE TYPES WITH HIS TWO POINTER FINGERS😭😭😭
@@chewy6358 HSHSJSJ😭😭
Man I love Techno’s thumbnails, they’re so over the top and silly
RIP 1999-2022 you inspired millions of people around the world
time to take a day off
forever day off 😭😭😭
Wilbur was right when he said,
"So long blood god. Nobody could do it like you"
This appear on anyone else recommended suddenly
Mine lol
Every other team: we gotta bed
Green team: we gotta technoblade
"That's very untrue i like me"
love how people are still here after almost 4 years
We will always be here.
❤️Technosupport❤️
We're starved for Techno content leave us alone
The speed at which this man hits his space bar is insane.
You can *hear* it when he goes to jump even just once.
every day I wach at least 2 vids of Techno the pain of losing him is still with in me 😔😔😔
who honestly felt calm listening to techno's keyboard
:)
Me. Honestly the whole thing does that to me. The keyboard, him talking, the mouse clicks. I've fallen asleep a few times like that.
When he died I barely watched him but after I heard he had cancer I still cried because to me, though I didn’t watch him he was still the best youtuber and minecrafter
PVP FOREVER MY FRIEND!!
This is where I found Techno, I didn’t have a account and I just watched, later I got an account after he hit a million, I really hope Techno is doing fantastic.
:(
This actually got recommended to me after 3 years-
If I had to describe Technoblade, it would be a pigman who hates scams, craves diamonds, smashes elbows, never dies, and wouldn’t be caught dead being a casual.
“Aquas going full-on water defence” but techno that’s because it’s aqua
Underrated comment- why has no one seen this quality humor?!?!
Watching him clean that first game was satisfying af
The most entertaining 1 hour 30 mins, I've never felt like I was supposed to wait for a mini climax because the whole thing is wonderful
someone do a “outta my face” count
Get this comment outta my face
I can’t stop watching dis stream!