Skeppy vs Technoblade (The Final Reckoning)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @thesaintsofgames
    @thesaintsofgames 6 лет назад +83674

    This video was the highlight of my day

  • @Skeppy
    @Skeppy 6 лет назад +45805

    ok

  • @ooo629ooo
    @ooo629ooo 5 лет назад +3921

    Skeppy: "watch, and learn, noob"
    Skeppy 1 second later: "stop it sTOp iT give ME a ChancE just SToP"

  • @Onedude0
    @Onedude0 8 месяцев назад +3085

    In his videos, skeppy looked like a mastermind and a big troller. But in techno ones he just looks like a kid playing with his older brother

  • @superbooglet
    @superbooglet 4 года назад +14446

    Skeppy: gives away thousands of dollars to random kids
    Also Skeppy: Doesn't give Techno 20 dollars

    • @corbinwhite6495
      @corbinwhite6495 4 года назад +313

      Skeppy 1-2 years ago did not have thousands to give away but still had $20

    • @aaradox2525
      @aaradox2525 4 года назад +129

      Even when he gives away money it’s all rigged so you have to have a cool name or skin and if you don’t your insta killed because they don’t like your name or skin

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 года назад +29

      SimplyAn Aaradox you stupid

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 года назад +67

      SimplyAn Aaradox that’s just dumb and stop spreading lies

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 года назад +10

      SuperDestroyer what are you talking about

  • @thegreatkingdedede7391
    @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 лет назад +7509

    "These orphans are getting destroyed!"
    "This is the 2nd worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives."
    "I'm so good at hitting small animals!"

    • @Bombers25
      @Bombers25 5 лет назад +341

      “This video is sponsored by PETA”

    • @ahanasshhssnnndhsdn9214
      @ahanasshhssnnndhsdn9214 5 лет назад +50

      This video is sponsored by the spelling 👮‍♀️ HOW DARE YOU MISSPELL THEIR

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 лет назад +45

      @@ahanasshhssnnndhsdn9214 what me? I dededo not know what you're talking about officer.

    • @dabmaster1233
      @dabmaster1233 5 лет назад +8

      The Great King Dedede the 1st worst thing in their lives is the death of their parents

    • @titanino1370
      @titanino1370 5 лет назад +7

      he got demonetized three times, now not only doesnt receive from the video, he has to pay to youtube twice the amount he was going to receive

  • @Joe-g2b7u
    @Joe-g2b7u 4 года назад +27325

    Techno is one of the few youtubers that it isn’t painful to watch their old vids

    • @alfonss_
      @alfonss_ 4 года назад +273

      you
      tubers

    • @Hydrastic-bz5qm
      @Hydrastic-bz5qm 4 года назад +1912

      There aren't any new videos to watch instead.

    • @Galactoide
      @Galactoide 4 года назад +402

      @@Hydrastic-bz5qm Instead I watch his Minecraft Monday livestream..

    • @dutchbaguette
      @dutchbaguette 4 года назад +58

      Eem studiolore is his first channel

    • @Joe-g2b7u
      @Joe-g2b7u 4 года назад +17

      MrCrazyDuckyy that was autocorrect

  • @icerod9961
    @icerod9961 8 месяцев назад +401

    The pure bliss and joy of skeppy lasted 1 second until technoblade crushed it.

  • @xpercade8926
    @xpercade8926 4 года назад +20220

    I love how techno's humor is so dark but he rarely ever swears in like any of his videos
    edit July 1st 2022: o7

    • @atimes3
      @atimes3 4 года назад +1066

      everybody gangsta until he swears in his 2015 vids

    • @amalkrishnanajay5907
      @amalkrishnanajay5907 4 года назад +452

      @@atimes3 he sweater in Wilbur's lab rats video

    • @donecoin33
      @donecoin33 4 года назад +578

      Amalkrishnan Ajay *sweater*

    • @zell3387
      @zell3387 4 года назад +360

      Professionals have STANDARDS

    • @daales.
      @daales. 4 года назад +72

      Pyth0n its more of a guideline

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 4 года назад +699

    I really like how Skeppy went into the 5 stages of grief
    Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

  • @redbone9553
    @redbone9553 4 года назад +27587

    POV: You came back here after Techno passed Skeppy.

    • @acehmapping3721
      @acehmapping3721 4 года назад +252

      AH HELL YA

    • @tyraboden2800
      @tyraboden2800 4 года назад +200

      HOW DID YOU KNOW?

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 4 года назад +136

      youtube recommended this to me, so why would i not

    • @danluong92
      @danluong92 4 года назад +94

      It’s because skeppy only uploads weekly now and techno streams

    • @ivykevlar8399
      @ivykevlar8399 4 года назад +20

      Lol

  • @rtnightmare
    @rtnightmare Год назад +1160

    If you look at their sub count now, Techno has vastly surpassed Skeppy. 16m to 6m. Techno deserves it. Rest in power!

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord Год назад +84

      I'm starting to think he didn't die and instead went 300 years in the future to see if Skippy got better

    • @AmanWhowillgrind
      @AmanWhowillgrind 11 месяцев назад +12

      Technoblade just went to the future to make orphan kids orphan​@@thedootlord

    • @jinxxdd
      @jinxxdd 11 месяцев назад +13

      he time traveled to kill more orphans (he's already killed all them currently)

    • @Lordgrayson
      @Lordgrayson 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@thedootlord Nah he definitely died, It was the only way he could Challenge God to a 1 vs 1

    • @WayneSmith-g8h
      @WayneSmith-g8h 7 месяцев назад +5

      It's now 17 million. TECHNO NEVER DIES!!!!!

  • @bronwyncurnow2960
    @bronwyncurnow2960 4 года назад +4700

    "This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans" is the best Techno quote and you cannot change my mind.

    • @alexjohnson9833
      @alexjohnson9833 4 года назад +196

      “These orphans are getting destroyed”

    • @spiel175
      @spiel175 4 года назад +11

      @@alexjohnson9833 he did in MCU 😂

    • @plippy3717
      @plippy3717 4 года назад +131

      “Help deo I’m getting chased by a minority”

    • @minhkhoapham950
      @minhkhoapham950 4 года назад +207

      "I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate"

    • @haleyw0203
      @haleyw0203 4 года назад +89

      “We don’t have pants and we’re beating people with our meat.”

  • @gravied
    @gravied 4 года назад +2011

    "I was meant for punching small animals"
    *Skyblock* *Intensifies*

  • @DashFlashTheLife
    @DashFlashTheLife 5 лет назад +4827

    Everybody gangsta until technoblade joins
    *g r i n c h s i m u l a t o r*

    • @kobzyy
      @kobzyy 5 лет назад +95

      those orphans got owned

    • @jacopoparenti9939
      @jacopoparenti9939 5 лет назад +58

      *take that orphans*

    • @selinali7855
      @selinali7855 5 лет назад +31

      Jacopo Parenti what are they going to do anyway? Tell their parents? (I saw this on another comment to be mad at me plz)

    • @tacticalthomasthegreat3259
      @tacticalthomasthegreat3259 5 лет назад +2

      Orphans suck at videogames

    • @logonontrily4161
      @logonontrily4161 5 лет назад +10

      Isn't "grinch simulator" just "find the button", but good?

  • @DasherShortsYT
    @DasherShortsYT Год назад +1033

    Fun fact: According to technodad, this is where the orphan jokes began

    • @patriciorocha1252
      @patriciorocha1252 5 месяцев назад +21

      Underrated comment

    • @Hoson__
      @Hoson__ 4 месяца назад +7

      He’s the second worst thing to those orphans

    • @Hoson__
      @Hoson__ 4 месяца назад +13

      What’s the first worst thing to those orphans?
      Technoblade: Not all orphans were orphans

    • @AlvinNg-p6l
      @AlvinNg-p6l 4 месяца назад +2

      I’m the 3rd worst thing to orphans by giving them existential crisis

  • @BLD-wh1nu
    @BLD-wh1nu 4 года назад +427

    Skeppy: I have never lost on this map
    Techno "in the most monotone voice ever": well first time for everything

  • @helpless1340
    @helpless1340 5 лет назад +4670

    Skeppy: come at me
    Techno: takes one step
    Skeppy: No WAIt DOnT COmE aT mE

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 5 лет назад +3

      Beatriz Maya how does this have 300 likes but have no comments

    • @kwigio
      @kwigio 5 лет назад +16

      SteaLthzZz LuL wdym, it has two comments :)

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee 5 лет назад +5

      The pig god is that scary

    • @dannikim8861
      @dannikim8861 5 лет назад +2

      @Saige Hardcastle wdym it has 5 comments ☺

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet 5 лет назад +4

      @@dannikim8861 wdym it has 6 comments

  • @andersnaugle4105
    @andersnaugle4105 4 года назад +1180

    Every single round is like:
    Skeppy: I’ve got this round in the bag
    *sees technoblade*
    Skeppy: well wadayaknow it’s beg-for-mercy o’clock!

  • @BaconLover47
    @BaconLover47 Год назад +119

    This was the story of a skilled warlord and tactician forcing a rivalling warlord into surrender through said warlord being forced to train for another 700 years if they ever wanted a chance at defeating Technoblade The Cruel.

  • @shadoo2846
    @shadoo2846 3 года назад +763

    "I'm not saying that i'm gonna win this game, but.. I'm winning this game"
    -Technoblade, 2018

    • @amandawoolley2841
      @amandawoolley2841 3 года назад +5

      Yes, he could have not won, but he was winning at the noment

    • @JustDearly
      @JustDearly 3 года назад +3

      no u type that wrong, he actually said, im not saying im winning this game but..... im winning this game

  • @braydonzhang5323
    @braydonzhang5323 4 года назад +8493

    technoblade: there ain't enough room for the two of us in this server
    hypixel: *6633/35000*

    • @krxptoz8849
      @krxptoz8849 4 года назад +238

      Darth Zhenthus techno IS the server

    • @mood9191
      @mood9191 4 года назад +67

      imagine missing the joke this hard

    • @dovis9427
      @dovis9427 4 года назад +2

      lmfao

    • @tswab3816
      @tswab3816 4 года назад +7

      punch the bats

    • @blau4522
      @blau4522 4 года назад +9

      Darth Food now it’s 90k people

  • @s_4693
    @s_4693 4 года назад +871

    6:17
    "train for another 200 hundred"
    -techno, an english major

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez 4 года назад +54

      200 hundred years = 20,000 years

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +25

      @@BabaJeez Only then will you have a CHANCE against me

    • @guyorgirl2895
      @guyorgirl2895 4 года назад +15

      The thing is when he typed that it went in as “200 years” not “200 hundread years” which Idk how that happened

    • @hunterdraper7342
      @hunterdraper7342 4 года назад +25

      but he is an english minor, his major is party games 1

    • @hunterdraper7342
      @hunterdraper7342 4 года назад +1

      @@guyorgirl2895 it was cut

  • @calebhunter7440
    @calebhunter7440 Год назад +30

    Techno put the outro music in the video description?! Man... Truly, this man was an amazing RUclipsr.

  • @Neptune.0204
    @Neptune.0204 4 года назад +2984

    “I’ve come to the conclusion, that I love and I hate you, and I can not change you so I must replace you ah- AHHHHH”
    6:02

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 4 года назад +101

      Easier said then done i guess

    • @Kori6
      @Kori6 4 года назад +59

      Listen to my heart

    • @Iconicpants
      @Iconicpants 4 года назад +49

      Instead of my head

    • @takdudung
      @takdudung 4 года назад +47

      I found another one

    • @Kori6
      @Kori6 4 года назад +48

      But I am the better one

  • @mepersonally8289
    @mepersonally8289 5 лет назад +5406

    Skeppy: “you can’t just cyber bully me online like that”
    Techno: “That’s what my teacher said and then I made it a career”
    I was dying

    • @zacharyrusch312
      @zacharyrusch312 5 лет назад +10

      focusless same lmao

    • @xctf1230
      @xctf1230 5 лет назад +26

      Wasnt that from a different video? Xd

    • @mepersonally8289
      @mepersonally8289 5 лет назад +3

      JakeTheSnake yesssir

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 лет назад +4

      Which one?

    • @xctf1230
      @xctf1230 5 лет назад +16

      @@jackofalltrades8412 "How to Cyberbully Skeppy (Skywars Stream Highlights)"

  • @ADXFat
    @ADXFat 4 года назад +5681

    Technoblade: "Uploads once a month"
    Skeppy: "Posts almost everyday"
    Skeppy: *passes technoblade in subs*
    *Technoblade.EXE has stopped.*
    *True meaning of quality>quantity. Technoblade passed skeppy without uploading lol*

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 года назад +34

      Wocky pways
      fnaf isn't a bad game, now wocky pways is a terrible name lol

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 года назад +33

      Altered Goose
      fnaf is a good horror game, original concept, alright storyline, its not bad. the community however...

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 4 года назад +4

      Nice stolen comment my man

    • @ADXFat
      @ADXFat 4 года назад +7

      @@knight1706 nice wrong comment.

    • @itme8622
      @itme8622 4 года назад +23

      @@alteredgoose4228 the joke is that techno gets surprised that skeppy surpassed him in subs even though techno never uploads so it was obvious that skeppy would surpass him you're welcome

  • @Rat_yay101
    @Rat_yay101 5 месяцев назад +25

    Its hard knowing that we're listening to someone who we'll never hear anymore.
    RIP, fly high techno.

    • @Qvksylver
      @Qvksylver 5 месяцев назад +2

      But we will. We're hearing him right now! He left us this! His channel! His Legacy! For us to remember him! R.I.P to Alex, but the Spirit of Technoblade lives on!

  • @cactustree7588
    @cactustree7588 5 лет назад +2487

    People in the year 3000: legend has it that skeppy is still training to this day

  • @MustacheKittyy
    @MustacheKittyy 6 лет назад +17199

    Those orphans never stood a chance

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  6 лет назад +3165

      gotem

    • @Danioo
      @Danioo 6 лет назад +208

      LOL how did you donated him on YT

    • @zacharyrusch312
      @zacharyrusch312 6 лет назад +201

      Danio! Did you try getting good
      Jk you do the join button but the join button isn’t on the mobile app it’s only on the actual website

    • @zizilzilazilazliaslilizlizlila
      @zizilzilazilazliaslilizlizlila 6 лет назад +24

      Danio! Oh it’s the kid that tene exposed

    • @Danioo
      @Danioo 6 лет назад +14

      @@zacharyrusch312 idk I don't have it on my computer

  • @rylALI
    @rylALI 4 года назад +3372

    14:48
    Skeppy: Dude you’re so sad
    Technoblade: that’s true but I don’t see how it’s relevant
    The true sadness
    -sun tzu the art of war

    • @waiitwhaat
      @waiitwhaat 4 года назад +61

      This is gonna be my go-to quote. "That's true but I don't see how that's relevant"

    • @willlippers7268
      @willlippers7268 4 года назад +11

      The Great Depression????
      or...
      THE BIG SAD????

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 4 года назад +1

      @@willlippers7268 lol

    • @R-HARRO
      @R-HARRO 4 года назад

      These orphans are getting destroyed:techno

    • @Dnno4563
      @Dnno4563 4 года назад

      @@willlippers7268 when depression gets censored...

  • @Blepsnow
    @Blepsnow Месяц назад +12

    2024 Christmas will not be the same without Technoblade stealing from orphans

  • @wyvrn1315
    @wyvrn1315 4 года назад +2257

    2018: *The second worst thing that happened to those orphans*
    2020: *The second best thing that happend to those orphans*
    (Credits to the person commented the comment from MCU)

    • @Icekia1
      @Icekia1 4 года назад +38

      Character development bois

    • @mene6465
      @mene6465 4 года назад +14

      How is it the second best thing?

    • @mcshazer3115
      @mcshazer3115 4 года назад +59

      Menecreft in 2020 he did a competition where donated money to orphans

    • @faisal7pro723
      @faisal7pro723 4 года назад +10

      Persona乂 i was the one who commented in mcu

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 4 года назад +2

      We've come full circle boys

  • @dhnsou5337
    @dhnsou5337 5 лет назад +4768

    Skeppy: YES IVE DEFEATED HIM
    Also Skeppy: *realizes he has been training for 1000 years*
    Skeppy: ok

    • @NinthYard
      @NinthYard 5 лет назад +11

      Dhnsou 1500 years not 1000

    • @efang05
      @efang05 5 лет назад +1

      @10000 SubsWithoutVideos no its 1500

    • @frozenturtl827
      @frozenturtl827 5 лет назад +17

      no its a few million years, techno has to train for 2 minutes to beat him again :P

    • @cigz967
      @cigz967 5 лет назад +1

      Was that supposed to be funny

    • @dhnsou5337
      @dhnsou5337 5 лет назад

      5

  • @Formalbug
    @Formalbug 4 года назад +2928

    Skeppy: please have mercy!
    Techno: there is no mercy

    • @vextronx
      @vextronx 4 года назад +22

      The only true god is the Blood God, and I can assure you: he has no mercy! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

    • @DelusionalDunmer
      @DelusionalDunmer 4 года назад +6

      "You want forgiveness? Get religion."

    • @the_great_crusade
      @the_great_crusade 4 года назад +1

      BLOOD FOR THE BOOD GOD

    • @natlhn6768
      @natlhn6768 4 года назад

      @@DelusionalDunmer Isn't that a Tobey Maguire reference

    • @laisha2235
      @laisha2235 4 года назад

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  • @Sctootin
    @Sctootin Год назад +31

    Pov: u are watching all of the technoblade videos again and hopefully savor every single second of it

  • @aquantisoffline2295
    @aquantisoffline2295 3 года назад +4377

    For people reading the coments on 2021: yes, skeppy still needs to pay Techno 20$

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад +16

      Ok

    • @mandz-
      @mandz- 3 года назад +223

      21$ actually because of skeppys dungeon

    • @gray2156
      @gray2156 3 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @Mo0n_fog
      @Mo0n_fog 3 года назад +13

      @@mandz- very true💙

    • @julialay6600
      @julialay6600 3 года назад +4

      Ok

  • @admer
    @admer 4 года назад +4663

    legend says techno still hasn’t received his $20
    edit: guys stop replying to me saying he never will. I know. this comment is from 3 years ago 😭

  • @donttimemeou
    @donttimemeou 4 года назад +6919

    "What are they gonna do? *tell their parents?* "

    • @KazualBopthKatze
      @KazualBopthKatze 4 года назад +32

      lmao

    • @lordofsnapple1872
      @lordofsnapple1872 4 года назад +19

      Time stamp?

    • @spate7207
      @spate7207 4 года назад +138

      @@lordofsnapple1872 Pretty sure it's not in the video but comedic gold nonetheless

    • @Gamer-cb6yg
      @Gamer-cb6yg 4 года назад +196

      “If you’re bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

    • @favourogieva
      @favourogieva 4 года назад +12

      Damn

  • @RubyMaster13
    @RubyMaster13 Год назад +166

    It's been nearly 4 1/2 years since this video uploaded. 10 months since he left this world. And yet people are still leaving comments getting hundreds and thousands of likes. He truly was something else. The world lost a legend in June of 2022. Techno Never Dies.

    • @micahsmith6759
      @micahsmith6759 Год назад +5

      This video is sponsored by Peta

    • @ginoforest9465
      @ginoforest9465 Год назад +1

      Legends and heroes do not die when they pass away, but die when they are forgotten
      Techno was a legend and hero...
      May his fight with God be awesome...

    • @arkzerstranger
      @arkzerstranger Год назад +1

      June 30

    • @toadragethe5th
      @toadragethe5th Год назад +1

      Yeh

  • @tookuscarrotshack6434
    @tookuscarrotshack6434 2 года назад +5916

    I feel bad for Skeppy's sister who has to wait to be driven to the airport for a 1,000 years just so he could defeat Technoblade in Skywars.

    • @Smoke1943.
      @Smoke1943. Год назад +29

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @aayaanfarooq9427
      @aayaanfarooq9427 Год назад +15

      Technoblade dead

    • @proxicity
      @proxicity Год назад +229

      @@aayaanfarooq9427 ga damn thanks for stating the obvious, not like its a secret, people who say this on wholesome comments are so annoying

    • @lirfe6160
      @lirfe6160 Год назад +103

      ​@@aayaanfarooq9427 wow smartass 💀

    • @RedSmile60
      @RedSmile60 Год назад +4

      :D

  • @solacefigure2573
    @solacefigure2573 4 года назад +2649

    Skeppy- “I see a present on a tree and I don’t know how to get to it...”
    Technoblade- “Did you try getting good?”
    *Skeppy has left the chat*

    • @yBryan1
      @yBryan1 4 года назад +11

      Hello

    • @riotblade
      @riotblade 4 года назад +38

      *user disconnected from your channel*

    • @warfour1261
      @warfour1261 4 года назад +11

      Take that orphan

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад

      I dont know anything about grinch sim but I’m pretty sure they can use snowballs...

    • @xxxxxx-ok9jo
      @xxxxxx-ok9jo 4 года назад

      @@coffeetree_ I’ve seen you 3 times today

  • @wewlord6519
    @wewlord6519 6 лет назад +1960

    “Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed”
    - technoblade
    He was the only one with the courage to say it

    • @tyler99101
      @tyler99101 6 лет назад +11

      ha lol ikr

    • @Plqnes
      @Plqnes 6 лет назад +5

      69 likes

    • @superphone2561
      @superphone2561 5 лет назад

      rip monetization

    • @ethanawaao1291
      @ethanawaao1291 5 лет назад +20

      Are you bored
      Destroy an orphan
      What are they gonna tell? Their parents?

    • @evann5900
      @evann5900 5 лет назад +13

      "This is the second worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives" killed me

  • @IronpenWorldbuilding
    @IronpenWorldbuilding Год назад +22

    Now we’ve got 10.5 million more than skeppy. Keep fighting strong. Techno never dies.

  • @theoscabili2475
    @theoscabili2475 2 года назад +6438

    This was the first video of Technoblade's that I have watched back 3 years ago. Rest In Peace. Technoblade never dies, in our hearts.

  • @Constant3889
    @Constant3889 5 лет назад +2132

    "This is the second worst thing that has happened in these orphans lives"
    - Techno Blade
    Damnnnn.....man. You hard as helll

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 5 лет назад +8

      The first worse thing that had happened in these orphans lives? That they're orphans.

    • @domhyrule
      @domhyrule 5 лет назад +89

      @@enzuki yep that is the joke

    • @jimboi6698
      @jimboi6698 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @annafu6436
      @annafu6436 5 лет назад +1

      Xern took me way to long to get that

    • @cigz967
      @cigz967 5 лет назад +1

      Xern wow I didn’t know that 😱😱😱

  • @choccymilku4950
    @choccymilku4950 4 года назад +2313

    Skeppy: “reaches 500k”
    Techno: “and I took that personally”

    • @naturalkind5591
      @naturalkind5591 4 года назад +17

      Techno: reaches 5mil

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад +14

      @@naturalkind5591
      Skeppy: *still on 4 mil*

    • @Skeleton_warrior
      @Skeleton_warrior 4 года назад +5

      Guys does anyone know what is the name of the song that skeepy played at 14:25

    • @Skeleton_warrior
      @Skeleton_warrior 3 года назад

      Goes anyone know?

    • @skeletonex2234
      @skeletonex2234 3 года назад

      @@Skeleton_warrior directed by Robert

  • @copkid3524
    @copkid3524 Год назад +12

    i was having a rlly shitty day today. i couldnt think of anything to do, play or watch to make me feel better other than his old vids. I couldnt stop smiling the whole way through. thank you again techno.

  • @JuiceFroggy
    @JuiceFroggy 4 года назад +1844

    Techno: alright, welcome to “punch the bats”
    Skeppy: what are you meant to do?
    Techno: what do you think

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад +57

      Skeppy logic: The floor here is not made of floor

    • @fastoni5685
      @fastoni5685 4 года назад +5

      Chinese Goomba yes i watched the video

    • @Carbon_Crow
      @Carbon_Crow 4 года назад +10

      i read that as "brats" probably because of the whole orphan destroying thing

    • @iplaythingx12
      @iplaythingx12 4 года назад +3

      @@Carbon_Crow LOLL PUNCH THE BRATS

    • @edwinv1464
      @edwinv1464 4 года назад

      Eat the bats

  • @unique7668
    @unique7668 6 лет назад +4398

    Technoblade:Post once every month
    Skeppy:Posts everyday
    Skeppy:*Passes Technoblade on subscriber count*
    Technoblade: *??????*

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  6 лет назад +2426

      this is an OUTRAGE

    • @ghalid6061
      @ghalid6061 6 лет назад +346

      surprised_pikachu.jpg

    • @doublebubblediscoqwn3058
      @doublebubblediscoqwn3058 6 лет назад +143

      LMAOOOOOO Techno came back just to claim his crown 👑

    • @KienCherry
      @KienCherry 6 лет назад +38

      The strong one doesn't win, the one that wins is strong

    • @DarkTakanuva
      @DarkTakanuva 6 лет назад +46

      @@Technoblade the main point is that Skeppy makes crappy content and has more subscribers
      no sense whatsoever

  • @artsieql
    @artsieql 4 года назад +2460

    Some say that Technoblade to this day still hasn’t received his $20

    • @Hello-jm9gx
      @Hello-jm9gx 4 года назад +17

      I mean your right he hasnt

    • @Luna-lq1jn
      @Luna-lq1jn 4 года назад +89

      Skeppy-if you wish to get your money wait for another 600 years

    • @aleatheltrashcan478
      @aleatheltrashcan478 4 года назад

      He hasn’t

    • @doctorspiders
      @doctorspiders 4 года назад +1

      🙁

    • @doctorspiders
      @doctorspiders 4 года назад +8

      @@Luna-lq1jn if you wish to get your money wait for 700 years

  • @suchy.chomik
    @suchy.chomik 6 месяцев назад +6

    This was the first Technoblade video that I ever watched. Revisiting it now cause of nostalgia, rest in peace Techno!

  • @Burnoff_
    @Burnoff_ 4 года назад +1462

    "There ain't enough room for the *two* of us in this server boy!"
    *shows 6000 players online*

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +1359

    9:26 Techno could've gone for the kill but he stopped because skeppy got excited for something he found in the chest.
    Techno is a Good guy

    • @fatemeh4978
      @fatemeh4978 5 лет назад +6

      Snake Flake uhm but u suck

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 5 лет назад +2

      He's just confident of his skills

    • @kylefelicio4053
      @kylefelicio4053 5 лет назад +31

      "Take that orphans"

    • @DecayingEkzykesFan
      @DecayingEkzykesFan 5 лет назад +1

      @@kylefelicio4053 ever heard of a joke?

    • @kylefelicio4053
      @kylefelicio4053 5 лет назад +16

      @@DecayingEkzykesFan oh wow, I didn't know that, you know ever since I lost my will to joke, I totally forgot, it's not like I spend all my time looking at memes on Reddit, it's not like my comment is just a quote that I wanted to put to show that he is nice. "Take that orphans" could take 2 ways, bullying or giving them something

  • @yourlocal_therianstuff05
    @yourlocal_therianstuff05 3 года назад +1904

    Techno: moves a muscle
    Skeppy: NO GOD PLEASE NO

  • @BetterThanChocolat1
    @BetterThanChocolat1 Год назад +34

    Legends say that skeppy is still training for 1000 years till this day.

  • @theweirdchild5833
    @theweirdchild5833 4 года назад +1525

    Techno: *Kills skeppy with his own pants*
    Skeppy: *Doesn't even notice*

  • @DipermilkEditz
    @DipermilkEditz 3 года назад +6197

    Moral of the story,
    Skeppy needs to train another 500 years.

    • @neijrr
      @neijrr 3 года назад +143

      500 + 400 + 300 + 200
      Summary: Skeppy needs to train for 1400 (1397 because video published in 2018) years

    • @texancat4276
      @texancat4276 3 года назад +17

      thousand-

    • @Wqahgd
      @Wqahgd 3 года назад +6

      XD SO TRUE

    • @user-dn1vs3vr7l
      @user-dn1vs3vr7l 3 года назад +23

      @@neijrr u really looked at this and did the math m8

    • @notfamous3629
      @notfamous3629 3 года назад +4

      @@neijrr he said another 500 years though

  • @mythralled
    @mythralled 4 года назад +422

    legends say he still has not gotten the 20 bucks paypal

    • @drodrig1
      @drodrig1 4 года назад +1

      Stolen

    • @Okami_HD
      @Okami_HD 4 года назад +12

      ​@@drodrig1 I saw someone else comment the word "stolen" this comment is stolen

    • @drodrig1
      @drodrig1 4 года назад +8

      Aww man, I thought no one would realize

    • @Xibalba_FGC
      @Xibalba_FGC 4 года назад +1

      *headache*

    • @at-qh6em
      @at-qh6em 4 года назад

      @@drodrig1 feels bad man feels bad

  • @wrenithilduincats
    @wrenithilduincats 6 месяцев назад +13

    Who else would've watched all 2 hours of Skeppy losing at Skywars laughing my head off

    • @greenkitty1
      @greenkitty1 Месяц назад +2

      You mean all 1000 years of Skeppy training to try and beat technoblade

  • @mnmncookies774
    @mnmncookies774 4 года назад +1352

    "I'm so good at punching small animals!" like orphans?

    • @xxcattoxx544
      @xxcattoxx544 4 года назад +2

      De France

    • @xxcattoxx544
      @xxcattoxx544 4 года назад

      @Someone Random le Yes

    • @Commielover69
      @Commielover69 4 года назад +15

      No No No he doesnt punch orphans he stabs them. you got it wrong

    • @mnmncookies774
      @mnmncookies774 4 года назад +2

      @@Commielover69 :O you're right. how could i have made such a fatal mistake? thank you for bringing this to my attention.

    • @di3yus459
      @di3yus459 4 года назад

      @@mnmncookies774 Yeah you remember when he destroyed a championship for orphan charity. He isn't there to do charity he is the saboteur

  • @JustNuggie
    @JustNuggie 4 года назад +3296

    "Dude these orphans are getting destroyed"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @google4204
      @google4204 4 года назад +16

      I don’t remember that chapter

    • @google4204
      @google4204 4 года назад +1

      @Gaming with Matt I just don’t see it, technoblade just mastered his teachings, sun tzu died long ago..

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад +6

      @@google4204 bruh

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад +6

      @@google4204 it's literally the first chapter

    • @josephdavis1704
      @josephdavis1704 4 года назад +1

      "strike where your enemy is weak"

  • @lelepooh1
    @lelepooh1 5 лет назад +2078

    12:26 Skeppy reveals his superpower, the ability to teleport by screaming.

    • @AndUhHalf
      @AndUhHalf 5 лет назад +52

      Heather Alvarez
      *o u h*
      NOH

    • @Lyynity
      @Lyynity 4 года назад +39

      LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE

    • @vinos1629
      @vinos1629 4 года назад +29

      Ur comment made me laugh thnx

    • @Mataaaaa
      @Mataaaaa 4 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @iEmeraldear
      @iEmeraldear 4 года назад +7

      Why does this make me laugh so much. XD

  • @S1reTv
    @S1reTv Месяц назад +3

    Its nice to come back to this, two years after techno's death and see he has almost 3x skeppy's sub count

  • @JAMBUILDER08
    @JAMBUILDER08 5 лет назад +1467

    13:02
    Techno: "here we see Skeppy is a victim of the sunk cost fallacy"
    Skeppy: "You're a sunk cost"
    I'd say that was the closest thing he'd done to real damage up to this point XD

    • @Faust4541
      @Faust4541 4 года назад +12

      so tru

    • @gem5357
      @gem5357 4 года назад +14

      Techno: OoF

    • @joemama5557
      @joemama5557 4 года назад +5

      Well it is true that Skeppy is a victim of Technoblade

    • @Faust4541
      @Faust4541 4 года назад +1

      @@joemama5557 i mean has that not been implied since the beginning of time

    • @oysteregg2537
      @oysteregg2537 4 года назад +2

      @Neil CHANG C O R O N A B L A D E

  • @apokefish
    @apokefish 4 года назад +675

    This is one of the only moments skeppy and tehno interact and skeppy doesnt once say he hates techno. They actually joke with each other like they're super close. It's beautiful.

    • @bea3056
      @bea3056 4 года назад +68

      He said he both love and hate trchno

    • @higloo1094
      @higloo1094 4 года назад +1

      @freezingfalcon sImP

    • @IDKWhatToPutHereSo
      @IDKWhatToPutHereSo 4 года назад +6

      Wholesome moments

    • @diorsse
      @diorsse 4 года назад +23

      A PokeFish Wym they're clearly best friends and collabed quite a bit back then lol

    • @apokefish
      @apokefish 4 года назад

      @@diorsse i know they do collabs but every time it sounds like theyre not friends, i dont know if theyre joking or smthing but it always sounds like neither of them are really enjoying it

  • @Emqster
    @Emqster 4 года назад +1544

    14:51 “you’re so sad” “that’s true, but I don’t see how it’s relevant”

    • @ruthhansard3046
      @ruthhansard3046 4 года назад +44

      Mood for 2020

    • @rcccccccr
      @rcccccccr 4 года назад +6

      469 likes...

    • @viere-gd6637
      @viere-gd6637 4 года назад +3

      Google Home has got up to 12 hours of battery life.

    • @rylALI
      @rylALI 4 года назад

      ViErE - GD iphone 11 pro max is capable of 18 watt fast charging

    • @remo7075
      @remo7075 4 года назад +1

      3li Gaming i have that phone it takes like 2 hours to get to 100% from 0

  • @wintercheckmate869
    @wintercheckmate869 5 месяцев назад +6

    Sadness is knowing that even if Skeppy trained for another 100 years, he’ll never get that rematch :((
    Maybe they’ll meat again in heaven, miss you techno

  • @ledmck
    @ledmck 4 года назад +368

    "i see a present on the tree but I don't know how to get there"
    "did you try getting good?"
    This line gets me everytime

    • @phelee7312
      @phelee7312 4 года назад +1

      There's actually a person who made animatics for that line lol

    • @TSkeptic86
      @TSkeptic86 3 года назад +4

      The thing is that's true, if you were just better, we wouldn't have these problems.

    • @_shadow_1
      @_shadow_1 2 года назад +1

      I need to use that now.

  • @taurenmagofna4714
    @taurenmagofna4714 4 года назад +378

    Skeppy's Ego: Exists*
    Technoblade's Ego: *Allow me to introduce myself*

  • @addy1491
    @addy1491 2 года назад +3825

    And now he has over 11 Mil, and has raised over 100k . You will absolutely be missed by everyone you have impacted .

    • @jpajdomyan7988
      @jpajdomyan7988 2 года назад +62

      this man has made over 1 mil subs in one day. ONE day.

    • @craftyjax9343
      @craftyjax9343 2 года назад +18

      Bro he had 10 mil yesterday he dead and his chanel still got 1mil subs in a day

    • @jessiekittie
      @jessiekittie 2 года назад +28

      Now it's 12 mil. He got two million in one day.

    • @craftyjax9343
      @craftyjax9343 2 года назад +3

      @@jessiekittie hax

    • @evolutiongamer9573
      @evolutiongamer9573 2 года назад +4

      Wheres the 100 mil play button being sent to?

  • @man_manty
    @man_manty Год назад +80

    Skeppy you should donate 20 dollars to techno’s charity because you never gave him the 20 bucks

    • @beanburritobricks
      @beanburritobricks Год назад +8

      No 21 because of the 1 dollar prize from the skeppys mansion video

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 3 года назад +637

    2021 Update: Techno _still_ hasn't received the bow spleef money

    • @jacksongrahambaldwin
      @jacksongrahambaldwin 3 года назад +4

      Ya

    • @LimonluMentos
      @LimonluMentos 3 года назад +5

      Cash muny

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +6

      “In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Not getting bow spleef money”

    • @milesedgeworth6711
      @milesedgeworth6711 3 года назад +1

      "In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Not giving the bow spleef muny"

    • @ajking7430
      @ajking7430 3 года назад

      Nah he has to get 40 dollers including the parkcore one

  • @yeetermcgee2510
    @yeetermcgee2510 4 года назад +2079

    How come its fine when they “steal presents from orphans in minecraft” but when I try it, it’s considered “against god” and “illegal and evil”

    • @Hanzel06
      @Hanzel06 4 года назад +88

      Urghh i know right, i hate it when that happens

    • @sagaman368
      @sagaman368 4 года назад +50

      R/cursedcomments

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 4 года назад +35

      Yeah, the government is so corrupt, this should be legal!

    • @ImAteista
      @ImAteista 4 года назад +3

      Idk why

    • @terrariatreeagain
      @terrariatreeagain 4 года назад +2

      @@sagaman368 yea

  • @vanilla_lice
    @vanilla_lice 3 года назад +2798

    I love how techno types as fast as he says the words, “if you wish to defeat me,”

  • @PaulGuu
    @PaulGuu 29 дней назад +4

    5:41 "Give Me The Money 🤌" - Technoblade

  • @davidyasha6002
    @davidyasha6002 5 лет назад +2399

    Keemstar: We're gonna do minigames next week so that technoblade won't get 3 wins in a row
    Me: This video

    • @avalonava
      @avalonava 5 лет назад +55

      David Yasha GRICNH SIMULATOR

    • @markaleman4419
      @markaleman4419 5 лет назад +24

      This aged well

    • @andrewsteiner7088
      @andrewsteiner7088 5 лет назад

      Mark Aleman lmao dub

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 лет назад +1

      I’d like this but it has 666 likes so I’ll just leave it like that

    • @wxrden1346
      @wxrden1346 5 лет назад +1

      well he did get 3 wins in a row in the tnt run

  • @greenbean_greg4254
    @greenbean_greg4254 3 года назад +2215

    How is Techno amazing at every single game ever. I mean, he literally won at GRINCH SIMULATOR.

    • @Wizard_Bondo
      @Wizard_Bondo 3 года назад +69

      He doesnt have to be good to beat skeppy

    • @spygaming5672
      @spygaming5672 3 года назад +29

      Ya the only good game in the world orphans had a bad christmas

    • @yousefkhouryduckman
      @yousefkhouryduckman 3 года назад +17

      Cuz orphans

    • @inactiveemail3824
      @inactiveemail3824 3 года назад

      That really says something about him LOL (jk just a joke)

    • @SpaceOtterGaming
      @SpaceOtterGaming 3 года назад +8

      He's good at grinch simulator because his hobby is stealing presents from orphans. After all the is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

  • @judge5377
    @judge5377 4 года назад +758

    Techno 2018: Steal presents from orphans
    Techno 2020: Killed 117 people and raised 110,000 dollars for orphans
    I love the character development

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 года назад +5

      lmfao

    • @lemonellaaaa8360
      @lemonellaaaa8360 4 года назад +29

      The orphan obliterator:

    • @dwmo
      @dwmo 4 года назад +6

      2 months later: makes the orphan obliterator

    • @chester1176
      @chester1176 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure it was only 11k dollars

    • @bifusmorgus9000
      @bifusmorgus9000 4 года назад +1

      he killed only around 40, the rest of the kills were from his team

  • @abhiroopabhi8235
    @abhiroopabhi8235 2 месяца назад +8

    Techno now u have almost 3 times more his subs he will have to train for another million years to surpass you man, we all miss you man

  • @kalechip9074
    @kalechip9074 5 лет назад +1396

    “These orphans are getting destroyed!”
    -technoblade 2019

  • @NNRobert
    @NNRobert 2 года назад +2708

    “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
    ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
    And that is exactly what Techno did. Up until his final days, he was always joking around, and seeming like he was stronger than ever. He didnt want us to be upset.
    RIP Technoblade. You Will Be Missed.

    • @anJellica_
      @anJellica_ 2 года назад +16

      I can't believe this comment has only 9 likes. It deserves more.

    • @Wasser_Saft
      @Wasser_Saft 2 года назад +7

      @@anJellica_ maybe because it is a 13 hour ago commend for a 2 year old video?

    • @anJellica_
      @anJellica_ 2 года назад +17

      @@Wasser_Saft yeah like all the other 13 hours ago comments for a 2 year old video with a thousand likes.
      I just wanted to say something nice, sorry that upset you :/

    • @Giyuu_tomiokkaa
      @Giyuu_tomiokkaa 2 года назад +13

      He would always joke about how he sucked and then acted like everything was fine when he was dying. He lived by this quote

    • @submarine8721
      @submarine8721 2 года назад +1

      cry on the last vid zoomer

  • @guywithnoshoes5673
    @guywithnoshoes5673 3 года назад +1316

    “Dude these orphans are getting destroyed” best quote ever

    • @rywndaze229
      @rywndaze229 3 года назад +4

      Sun Tzu said that

    • @milesedgeworth6711
      @milesedgeworth6711 3 года назад +10

      -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @lesiuiuur123
      @lesiuiuur123 3 года назад +7

      -Sun Tzu, the art of stealing from orphans

    • @milesedgeworth6711
      @milesedgeworth6711 3 года назад +2

      @@lesiuiuur123 True

    • @knight764
      @knight764 3 года назад +9

      Nah, “I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those Orphans” is the best

  • @Mr9White
    @Mr9White 9 месяцев назад +3

    Realizing this was 5 years ago and he is sitting with 16.8M Legends R.I.P Techno

  • @vexorion6577
    @vexorion6577 3 года назад +1529

    techno: "yes! i have passed skeppy"
    techno: *sees tommy's sub count
    techno: "there is another"

    • @Suret1124
      @Suret1124 3 года назад +6

      yeah

    • @Jun_fbn
      @Jun_fbn 3 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 3 года назад +11

      No more yeah chain

    • @pspdd6165
      @pspdd6165 3 года назад +6

      mr beast and dream who have more subs than tommy : dont mind us

    • @ahmed199gamer8
      @ahmed199gamer8 3 года назад +3

      But techno is never gonna be able to beat dreams subs

  • @MagicMark6792
    @MagicMark6792 4 года назад +467

    Love it when techno bullies small children

  • @theunovanative7640
    @theunovanative7640 3 года назад +2350

    Techno: "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person"

  • @walterperkins7496
    @walterperkins7496 Месяц назад +16

    Who watching this in 2024 rip technoblade

  • @killhouseammo5343
    @killhouseammo5343 5 лет назад +3286

    18 minutes of techno bullying skeppy

  • @ScottishNationalist42
    @ScottishNationalist42 4 года назад +1599

    17:05 if you listen closely you can hear skeppy say: “Do you think I’m that ret-“ then he stops talking

    • @mukuroikusaba2223
      @mukuroikusaba2223 4 года назад +151

      Hey he saw what happened with A6D lolol

    • @egg7491
      @egg7491 4 года назад +35

      I think techno censored it

    • @notretz
      @notretz 4 года назад +5

      hensbbsbhzksnw bJdbnwwbsbsbebennbdbd baconater jsbsbdhdhdjdnbegsjsns

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +38

      the MONETIZATION *NOOOO* lmfao I was wondering if anyone else heard it

    • @jamalyournewstepdaddy455
      @jamalyournewstepdaddy455 4 года назад +18

      He probably censored it that’s why he said maybe

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 4 года назад +437

    Skeppy: passes techno in subs
    His subscribers: *now this is an avengers level threat*

  • @dieunganphan5325
    @dieunganphan5325 Год назад +2

    there will always be people coming back to this video

  • @GEVids
    @GEVids 6 лет назад +1800

    Forget PewDiePie vs T-Series, this is what we were waiting for

    • @aydensimpson6337
      @aydensimpson6337 6 лет назад +10

      What an original and insightful comment.

    • @ilypurpled3630
      @ilypurpled3630 6 лет назад +10

      Lol ima make a technoblade vs skeppy live sub count

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 6 лет назад +1

      S-Keepy vs. TechnoBlade

    • @CallMeDarkei
      @CallMeDarkei 6 лет назад +2

      Birch lasagna

    • @RealPotatOwO
      @RealPotatOwO 6 лет назад +1

      I was gonna make this comment but then I saw you and I got sad :c

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed 4 года назад +774

    Has anyone noticed how, when faced with Techno in combat, TommyInnit and Skeppy have the same response? They begin arrogant and cocky, then it very quickly turns to "Stop, stop stop stopstopstopstop, please" and "time out, time out, time out!".
    Theory: They are halves of a greater whole. But even as a whole, Technoblade would be too much.

    • @Crew7340
      @Crew7340 4 года назад +7

      Lol good theory

    • @Crew7340
      @Crew7340 4 года назад +5

      Spitfyre they’re personalities are close

    • @hjaltelund2023
      @hjaltelund2023 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @Haybaleants
      @Haybaleants 4 года назад +1

      Words of wisdom

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 4 года назад +7

      @Rui Shimada They are bad, but techno is also a god

  • @Tyfor
    @Tyfor 3 года назад +2498

    you come back to the present day and see
    Technoblade: 7.41M subs. (now 9.37M)
    Skeppy: *only 5.48M subs.* (now only 6.07M)
    Edit: yes i updated the subcount, your welcome

    • @benzehunteer7411
      @benzehunteer7411 3 года назад +194

      Is 7.41M larger then 5.48M = Yes

    • @rt4667
      @rt4667 3 года назад +12

      Facts

    • @lma5670
      @lma5670 3 года назад +46

      @@benzehunteer7411
      ACCEPTABLE

    • @Hugo-du5fs
      @Hugo-du5fs 3 года назад +19

      7.71 and has uploaded like 2 streams in e months lol

    • @laurensutch509
      @laurensutch509 3 года назад +8

      7.76 million now!

  • @willphillips2522
    @willphillips2522 4 месяца назад +3

    Technoblade never dies, he’s just taking a 200 year training break
    We miss you man, rest in peace

  • @nothankyou9484
    @nothankyou9484 5 лет назад +829

    Skeppy:* knocks techno off *
    Also Skeppy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
    Techno * literally throws an enderpearl to get back on and one taps Skeppy *
    Skeppy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    15:55 btw

  • @agressiverlauch5770
    @agressiverlauch5770 6 лет назад +3856

    Tseries vs PewDiePie is not relevant anymore. Now it's skeppy Vs Technoblade.

  • @joeaustin3312
    @joeaustin3312 5 лет назад +1877

    “Welcome to punch the bats”
    “wAiT wHaT dO We dO”

  • @stxrliqht.
    @stxrliqht. 6 месяцев назад +3

    the fact that it's now almost thrice more than skeppy's now, even in death, is incredibly bizzare