Hey everyone, I unlisted this video for now because I realized that by accident I was stealing Techno's views. I've seen a lot of comments saying things like "watching this to have an excuse to watch the video again" and that's when I knew that I was damaging Techno's view count. I never intended for this video to blow up nor ever wanted it to. I merely posted this because Tommy cut this part of his livestream on his VOD and I felt like this clip was important enough to archive and share. My intentions were never harmful in any way, since I don't care about views, subs, or money, hence why I don't monetize my videos (I don't even know how to tbh). I love and respect all of these creators and their content and I would never steal or reupload their content if I knew it would damage them. In fact, I tried to avoid stealing by crediting the original video, VOD and channels. Even so, I acknowledge that all of this is completely my fault and I could've (and should've) acted faster when unlisting this video. I feel full of regret for commiting this mistake and I apologize for it. It will never happen again. Thanks for reading. P.S. I'm sorry if I made any grammar mistake. English is not my first language edit: it's been 5 months. i can safely make this video public again
“After learning he lived in California, I set fire to the trees that lasted 3 months thanks to the climate and simultaneous gender reveal party. This caused him to move away from the fires, decreasing his potato efficiency by 9%”
@@oldaccount1254 Thats why he scrapped that plan in favor of dropping a thermonuclear bomb on squids house, bringing his effeciency down by 89%, it would also likely ruin his internet connection, bringing it down by an additional 10%
so I infilitrated his dorm room and installed a virus on his computer, which would reject all wifi connections for at random times every day, forcing him to lose up to a hour a day of potato farming.
"So I then proceed to frame multiple accounts of treason and affiliation with terrorist groups by making transfers between Squids bank account and terrorist honeypots, cuzing him to be executed on sight by the secret service and national guards, thus further decreasing his potato farms efficiency"
JustSome CommunistGoat I don’t think you understand how smart L and Light were For light his ego was his downfall but he was a genius and that’s js downplaying it and L there’s no need to explain Ik ur probably memeing around but there’s no way he can compete with them
Yup, out of 7.5+ billion people in the world with who knows how many colleges, TECHNO NARROWED IT DOWN TO ONE OF THREE Techno is really smart and really impressive. He spends like a year gathering psychological data on a single person to beat them in a virtual competition for virtual potatoes If he decides to take over the world, humanity as we know it will be f*cked
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'd love to see an alternate timeline where 10 year old Techno decided that politics was the best way of acquiring money to feed himself instead of videogames
´i didnt actually wake him up because i wasnt sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not.´ -technoblade. my favourite line from him so far. lol
I love how Tommy's input really highlights Techno's efforts. What Techno included in the video may very well be less than half of all the time and effort he actually put in lol. It's amazing.
"I'm really worried you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children...he could just take over." Little did Tommy know he would be the next child Technoblade would bully, so... lose-lose.
Techno when anarcy: BBBRRRRR Techno when other people talk: Techno when potato stocks hit: *BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Tommy: ....what's happening? Techno: I had a plan.
Do you ever just see a comment and read it and you’re just like “yeah, I relate to that” and then you find out it’s your comment from five months ago you forgot existed because of how different a mindset you had back then?
I mean 8f he were to watch streams and squid said what time it is such as it's like 4am techno probably tracked down his location by searching where the time is at that location so maybe that's how he narrowed it down
Did anyone else notice that at the top left of the excel document it said “very normal behavior”? Because I absolutely lost it when I saw that Time stamp: 17:00
Difference is he was _very_ passionate about farming, while it sounds like you weren't that passionate about the math homework (understandably). This kind of hyperfocusing requires a whole lot of passion.
I’m really worried cus’ if he ever decides to not just bully children and bully like politicians he could just like ya know........ he could take over. Man. I don’t jsncusvgk. It’s scary.
I wish Tommy had paused the video when Techno gave that short explanation about the rabbit bug, because then he would've understood (like I had) just how much intelligence he poured into this. It's honestly baffling.
@9:47 Deadpan Techno "I've narrowed Squidkid down to 1 of 4 colleges." I wonder what Squid thinks atter seeing Techno's video. Also would be very interested to see what the chat messages from Techno were asking. Probably a lot of subtle information lol
Tommy, become Techno’s apprentice. That would make a great video. He’ll probably disown you by the end though... But if he doesn’t, you’ll gain subscribers!!!
Tommy: "If he ever decided to stop bullying children and bully, like, politicians, he could just take over." Well, isn't that a nice foreshadowing of what Technoblade did to the politicians and rulers of the Dream SMP?
I love that Techno was so incredibly dedicated to the cause he tried to find what college squid goes to. This guy could be the greatest politician ever, but he chose to play minecraft.
Conspiracy Theory: In a few weeks TechnoBlade will make a video called "The Greater Carrot War #1" And at the start will say: "The potatoes were just a distraction..." Edit: Omg this is my most liked comment tysm :)
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate" is one of the greatest Techno quotes of all time My favorite is probably "I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"
He thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies because he is yet to realize that he is but a puppet and I the puppeteer DANCE, POTATO BOY, DANCE Yes, I've memorized that quote.
you can tell tommy's always been a technoblade fanboy, he looked so excited and just hyped for him, also instantly liked the video even before it started.
Can we take a minute to realize that techno could probably be a millionaire if he didnt play mc. Edit I mean techno is really smart and I’m saying if he put those smarts to use on something else like a business man or a lawyer
The fact that this man, who dedicated over a year of his life to Minecraft potato’s, tracked down a basic understanding of where this guy possibly goes to college, calculated this guys sleep schedule, stayed up over 12 hours to manually farm potato’s, etc. is the same man that is literally terrified of badboyhalo who yes, shoots guns and throws knives, but is also literally the most pure human on earth-
10:46 THIS SENT ME😂😂😂 They don’t understand. This war, there’s no holding back! I know that and Squid knows that. The only difference is that I’m 20 steps ahead. He’s playing skyblock while I’m playing death note. - Technoblade
I commented first on that video, I'm never commenting first again. The only way to get attention is to say a quote. First feels like last when nobody loves you.
Hey everyone,
I unlisted this video for now because I realized that by accident I was stealing Techno's views. I've seen a lot of comments saying things like "watching this to have an excuse to watch the video again" and that's when I knew that I was damaging Techno's view count.
I never intended for this video to blow up nor ever wanted it to. I merely posted this because Tommy cut this part of his livestream on his VOD and I felt like this clip was important enough to archive and share. My intentions were never harmful in any way, since I don't care about views, subs, or money, hence why I don't monetize my videos (I don't even know how to tbh). I love and respect all of these creators and their content and I would never steal or reupload their content if I knew it would damage them. In fact, I tried to avoid stealing by crediting the original video, VOD and channels.
Even so, I acknowledge that all of this is completely my fault and I could've (and should've) acted faster when unlisting this video.
I feel full of regret for commiting this mistake and I apologize for it. It will never happen again.
Thanks for reading.
P.S. I'm sorry if I made any grammar mistake. English is not my first language
edit: it's been 5 months. i can safely make this video public again
I greatly respect that
Your good and if some says no then tell them to live a long life because then they can go to hell for there sins
+100 Respect. Power to ya!
You underestimate how much techno viewers go back for content
Techno has 5ish mil you're fine XD the description is all you need
“I'm not that competitive of a person”
-Technoblade
Nova hm
Hm
Hm
Hm
Hm
Tommy's input is what scares me. Specifically the part where he doesn't like the idea of Techno cyberbulling politicians instead of orphans
He could take over the world
And the fact that he tried to find Squid’s college. How did he manage that?
@@hipeople7338 he didn't try. He probably did. From Tommy, we know he narrowed it down to three a while ago. He probably found it
@@emeraldone530 Oh shit. Squid better hide
Emerald One holy shit that's horrifying, he's hunting him down
i love that he encouraged his viewers to watch it themselves
Yin Moongi why r there no replies and like 500 likes xd
I think he want’s Technoblade to be his friend
@@jhdino6067 Who doesn't?
Killer King true
Killer King tru
9:55 “I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges”
Technoblade - The Art of Stalking
Killin stalkin
@Bas2oos 😭😭😭😭
Sun Tzu is. Very proud
Also should be added that in his “I Became the Mayor of Skyblock” video he casually tosses out that he has squid’s parents phone number
“After learning he lived in California, I set fire to the trees that lasted 3 months thanks to the climate and simultaneous gender reveal party. This caused him to move away from the fires, decreasing his potato efficiency by 9%”
so would techno though, as he also lives in California
please don’t wooosh me
@@oldaccount1254 Thats why he scrapped that plan in favor of dropping a thermonuclear bomb on squids house, bringing his effeciency down by 89%, it would also likely ruin his internet connection, bringing it down by an additional 10%
Is that pfp the guy for total drama island with DIU jotaro’s hat on lmao
@@oldaccount1254 r/woooooosh
this is so funny i cant
"So I found squid's location and swatted him, decreasing his potato farm efficiency"
So I preformed a hit and run
So I kidnapped his family and blackmailed him into deleting his account, decreasing his efficiency
so I infilitrated his dorm room and installed a virus on his computer, which would reject all wifi connections for at random times every day, forcing him to lose up to a hour a day of potato farming.
I wouldn't be surprised
"So I then proceed to frame multiple accounts of treason and affiliation with terrorist groups by making transfers between Squids bank account and terrorist honeypots, cuzing him to be executed on sight by the secret service and national guards, thus further decreasing his potato farms efficiency"
"At least he's a good sport"
*As Technoblade default dances on Squid Kid*
I think he meant squid
No I think he meant sarcasm
@@vivianni6899 I'm making a joke.
@@mattlus717 I'm making a joke..
WHATCH ME DANCE SQUID KID
-Technoblade the art of the potato war
8:46 “i’m really worried, you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children, and bully politicians, he could just take over” LMAO
DREAM SMP TECHNO TAKES OVER
@@kryptic_mz3027 HE KNEW LMFAOAO
Fr lol
tommy knows techno could overtake a government if he tried 😭✋🏻
I love how techno's spreadsheet at 16:54 is named "very normal behaviour"
No comments? Lol
Yea how
My lord
@@ok-pv7fw ok
@@mojus2890 u don't need to say my name twice you know!
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” Sun Tzu, art of war
Well said.
If the enemy knows this quote you are fucked because they know you are acting strong because you are weak.
Sun Tzu, art of war
now... is that mentally or physically?
“I may be a Atheist, but before god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.” The wises words ive ever heard
Lol
No, kind of the most inspiring
Ren Erive could be seen as both
@@buried4845 definitely both
I hope he finds god
"I've narrowed him down to 4 colleges"
Dayton Hughes lmfao sounds like techno blade
@Dayton Hughes If he has the power to take down politicians he has the power to do it.
Dayton Hughes you do realize he dropped out of college to pursue yt full time
@@johnwaterman5608 (talking about squid kid)
I’m concerned for his mental health....
I love how Tommy instantly likes the video
Didnt we all do that
@@elaineyg3188 Why would you say something so true yet so true
@@susamogus8331 so true yet so true
@@capt_noo yes
666 likes. Im tempted to like it >:)
Edit: i liked it
"I wasn't sure if intentional sleep depravation was legally considered torture or not"
Let me look it up
@@ryanred1525 Is it good? Is it illegal?
@@BeCrazy_ It’s a legal
@@BeCrazy_ technoblade literally considered torture to win the potato war
@@ryanred1525 That's good to hear. Now forgive me as I have some business to attend to. Cya!
“CANT.. POTATO CRISIS! IVE BEEN UP FOR 12 HOURS” Chad moves
Spoliers:
In this video, Tommy gets worried about Techno's mental health
Didn’t we all
Aren't we all? He spent 12+ hours a day, farming potatoes, on frikin' Minecraft, for God's sake-
second comment why
Thank you
dont we all?
the youngest child admires his oldest brother
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Nah, Phil is the oldest kid. Techno is like the 2nd child
@@Hyajae Phil is the father
Technoblade could become a Kira without ever needing a death note
Lmao death note references
He seriously could
Maybe, but he would be even better than Kira. He wouldn’t have gotten baited by L with the fake L at the start of the series...
JustSome CommunistGoat I don’t think you understand how smart L and Light were For light his ego was his downfall but he was a genius and that’s js downplaying it and L there’s no need to explain Ik ur probably memeing around but there’s no way he can compete with them
So he could be a guy who wants to live a quiet life and really likes hands?
@@Willy-uh3wb I also thought that lol
"I know someone been dropping axes.... it was me."
Best line after the homeless dream thing
You don't know my house, it goes to another school!
Can we all take a second to consider how genuinely terrifying of a guy that Techno is
Yup, out of 7.5+ billion people in the world with who knows how many colleges, TECHNO NARROWED IT DOWN TO ONE OF THREE
Techno is really smart and really impressive. He spends like a year gathering psychological data on a single person to beat them in a virtual competition for virtual potatoes
If he decides to take over the world, humanity as we know it will be f*cked
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'd love to see an alternate timeline where 10 year old Techno decided that politics was the best way of acquiring money to feed himself instead of videogames
@@aitormentaBv some people are just too kind and genuine to run politics
Tommy seems genuinely scared of technoblade
He has the right to be afraid
He should be lmao
we are all scared of technoblade
i mean, technoblade did kill him a lot in smp earth
As he should 😌✋
“I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges”
I am very concerned
Time stamp
@@arcadehole6182 9:50
He actually narrowed it down to three near the end, but it's not certain whether he ever learnt which one further than that.
@@alihasanaxe4936 how is that better
@@kryptic_mz3027 I never said it was
is no one gonna mention that techno's google sheet was titled: "very normal behavior"?
Someone already has commented the exact same thing
*And its the top comment*
You see it's funny because... *We'll be right back* ...and that's what techno was hiding the whole Time.
Technos Google sheet was titled :"very normal behaviour"
@@crtayons92. No it isnt
I say this is his normal behavior
´i didnt actually wake him up because i wasnt sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not.´ -technoblade. my favourite line from him so far. lol
I love how Tommy's input really highlights Techno's efforts. What Techno included in the video may very well be less than half of all the time and effort he actually put in lol. It's amazing.
Tommy's Fear: Technoblade deciding to bully politicians instead of children
I’m here after he betrays techno
What about politician children aka Tubbo
@@ltkclixz6407. That’s doesn’t narrow it down much
Tommy's fear is my wildest dream
@DANIEL SHEHAJ there is none referencing technoblads favorite activity
To the dream smp
"I'm really worried you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children...he could just take over."
Little did Tommy know he would be the next child Technoblade would bully, so... lose-lose.
lol
Ironically he also happened to be a politician.
i still think it's amazingly baddass to narrow squidkid down to four colleges.
“The only way of getting subscribers is to make techno your rival”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
No wonder skeppy has that much subs
@Spencer404 I know
@Sponker not anymore 😎
@Sponker haha sike
No wonder it worked for dream and skeppy. Technos fans love him soo much that they support technos rival to support techno
Techno when anarcy: BBBRRRRR
Techno when other people talk:
Techno when potato stocks hit: *BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Tommy: ....what's happening?
Techno: I had a plan.
The 'I'm free' hits diff now
Technoblade Never Dies
im obsessed with potato war so much
Same I watched the finale for 3 times upon the release lmaoo
@@stephaniejones7634 i watched 5 counting this
Are we gonna encourage something very unhealthy
@@tunaparlar7235 pffft 5 ive watched it like 20 times,.. and the otherws like 10...
Ameteurs
1st war 36 views
2nd 41 views
3rd 18 (and counting)
Seeing Tommy’s terrified expressions at Technoblades machinations is the best part of the video
Do you ever just see a comment and read it and you’re just like “yeah, I relate to that” and then you find out it’s your comment from five months ago you forgot existed because of how different a mindset you had back then?
@@cardboardbox331 replying here so i can experience what you did
@@nischay4760 hello
@@cardboardbox331 Definitely bro
Cardboard Box yeah that happened to me xD
Technoblade is kinda scary if he narrowed squid kid down to 4 colleges
He probably nailed down his exact one by now to
I think to find out his schedule.
@Isaiah Stovall Both both is good
Never let techno become your enemy!
I mean 8f he were to watch streams and squid said what time it is such as it's like 4am techno probably tracked down his location by searching where the time is at that location so maybe that's how he narrowed it down
Did anyone else notice that at the top left of the excel document it said “very normal behavior”? Because I absolutely lost it when I saw that
Time stamp: 17:00
techno can focus 11 hours a day planting potatoes but takes me 1 minute to give up on my math homework
Difference is he was _very_ passionate about farming, while it sounds like you weren't that passionate about the math homework (understandably). This kind of hyperfocusing requires a whole lot of passion.
I’m really worried cus’ if he ever decides to not just bully children and bully like politicians he could just like ya know........ he could take over. Man. I don’t jsncusvgk. It’s scary.
Jsncusvgk?
@@andrewvaladez1929 how do you not know what that means
Techno for president? No techno for G O D
@@jakeer1554 He is already a God. We call him. The blood god.
@@Stillious22 nah, hes a cult leader for the blood god
I wish Tommy had paused the video when Techno gave that short explanation about the rabbit bug, because then he would've understood (like I had) just how much intelligence he poured into this. It's honestly baffling.
I'm sure he watched it again after bc the math was flying over his head lol
Most of the time tommy looks like he's worried for techno's mental health
No... He's scared.
No....he’s terrified
No....He’s horrified
No...He's not (I mean he does but it's just too perfect opportunity to break this little chain, sorry)
Can we stop with the 'No' word, its a yes😪
"and yes i memorized his sleeping schedule", you see i would be a much better adversary as I have no sleeping schedule to speak of
For you see… I don’t have a circadian rhythm
the awakening of Tommy realizing that techno is on a whole other level.
I like how one the recommended videos is "Minecraft but we cyberbully a small child"
And the ''small child'' was Tommy
v78designer yep
Good, yes
And he watched it already
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW HE ALMOST COMPLETED THE WHOLE 30 MINUTE LOOP OF SUPER MARIO WORLD MUSIC?
@9:47 Deadpan Techno "I've narrowed Squidkid down to 1 of 4 colleges." I wonder what Squid thinks atter seeing Techno's video. Also would be very interested to see what the chat messages from Techno were asking. Probably a lot of subtle information lol
Can we appreciate that Tommy had a 14 minute wii shop music video in his recommended, and had watched the whole thing
He loops that and able sisters in the bg of his streams lol
Suddenly, Techno: *"I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED POTATOES."*
"He's playing Skyblock while I'm playing Deathnote!" I am a weeb.
"Dream is smarter than technoblade" They said.
"Technoblade is not the best minecrafter" They said.
They have very different niches anyway.
Both are just so BIG BRAIN
@@msaocer agree
Imagine the combined brainpower in an MCC, now that would get a lot of views.
Both are so smart in different ways it’s crazy
how long before Tehno gets called by the CIA.
Joshua Golden or more of
How long before techno blade gets offered a job for the cia
@@mrtoast7639or how long till techno offers the CIA a job
Whos to say they havent
Not long
Yesterday acually
Tommy, become Techno’s apprentice. That would make a great video. He’ll probably disown you by the end though... But if he doesn’t, you’ll gain subscribers!!!
I think he already disowned Tommy
this isnt tommys channel
Banned
The video is already out; it's called mcc 4 lol
Predicted dream smp
I love how tommy said, "if ever decides to stop just bully children" I died
Tommy: "If he ever decided to stop bullying children and bully, like, politicians, he could just take over."
Well, isn't that a nice foreshadowing of what Technoblade did to the politicians and rulers of the Dream SMP?
*DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE*
Yes
* _whip_
plot twist: dankness is Technoblade alt twitch account
Plot twist: Dream is techno's alt minecraft proplayer personality
@@smothieboiii714 woah.
@@smothieboiii714 WOAAAHHHH
20:09 Watch tommy's face from the squid clip, then tommy's face from the technobblade clip. The worry on his face is pure
I like how even Techno's own friends are scared of him
If anything his friends are the ones who know enough about him to know he should be feared
every time i see a technoblade potato war vid, i think:
"i swear to god if someone beat his score"
*violently shakes in anger*
I think there are like 17 people who have more than him now, but i haven't checked since then
@@Nugget_slh i am very disappointed
Technoblade is now my religion.
WE NEED A TECHNO BIBLE OF QUOTES
The first one is bruhhhh
*Blood For The Blood God*
instead of amen we say *bruhhh*
Yess
we could make a religion out of this
"I've narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges"
Sun Zu - The Art of War
i think all of us had the same reaction as tommy lmao
The first Technoblade related video I've found where the top comment isn't "RIP Technoblade", so I'm gonna say it. He was amazing, rest in peace.
If techno didn’t die this man could’ve been smarter than Einstein
I loved how disgusted Tommy looks at the amount of time and effort Technoblade has put into potato farming.
I would call it horrified more than disgusted xD
While everyone was busy watching Technoblade, someone secretly gifted *69* subs
And then he added 10 more subs to ruin it...
When
People says Technos Iq is lower than dream DO THEY SEE ALL THIS PLANNING AND SCHEMING
Techno>Dream
Both are fucking geniuses
They are both big brain bois
They both hold back, or else the potato war will look like child's play
In MC IQ Dream wins
But in the real world IQ Techno wins
I love how Tommy had absolutely no reaction to Techno memorizing his sleeping schedule
Probably expected at this point
which means he's,,, used to it
I love that Techno was so incredibly dedicated to the cause he tried to find what college squid goes to. This guy could be the greatest politician ever, but he chose to play minecraft.
According to a squidkid vod techno did actually figure it out, as well as his parents' phone numbers.
Conspiracy Theory: In a few weeks TechnoBlade will make a video called "The Greater Carrot War #1" And at the start will say:
"The potatoes were just a distraction..."
Edit: Omg this is my most liked comment tysm :)
Yes
squid kid was in fact his goon, to distract them all from the real carrot count of 7.8 billion
No the alchemy war since the was number 3 on that
Everyone gangsta til the pumpkin farm he built was actually foreshadowing his #1 lead in the pumpkin league
the thing is, he also only has farmed 25k potatoes
Squid: breaths
Technoblade: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
This just shows how much Tommy misses his friend
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate" is one of the greatest Techno quotes of all time
My favorite is probably "I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"
Mine is “I am a good person I didn’t kill those pigs MY SLAVES DID!”
The reward says “Congrats please stop.” At the bottom XD. Fun fact intensional sleep deprivation is indeed a form of Torture.
"he is playing skyblock while iam playing death note"-sun tzu
The Art of War
He thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies because he is yet to realize that he is but a puppet and I the puppeteer DANCE, POTATO BOY, DANCE
Yes, I've memorized that quote.
“He could take over man”
Can we all agree that we know Techno hasn’t stopped farming?
I’ve rewatched this series 3 times because I just can’t get over how funny it is XD
RIP Technoblade, I feel sorry for Tommy cause he had no idea for what was coming in this video.,.....
you can tell tommy's always been a technoblade fanboy, he looked so excited and just hyped for him, also instantly liked the video even before it started.
Can we take a minute to realize that techno could probably be a millionaire if he didnt play mc. Edit I mean techno is really smart and I’m saying if he put those smarts to use on something else like a business man or a lawyer
Acting like he isn't a millionaire from mc
He makes like 10k per stream and millions a year from views.... he’s a multimillionaire lmao
When you have enough money to play minecraft all day... I can relate.
he is a millionaire, he has a net worth of 4.3 million, meaning he has 18.9 million dollars
My friend and I did a competition in a smp to get as much emeralds in a month
The reason why techno doesnt want to stream on twitch is because he grew up streaming on yt
And also 70/30 split on donos
Also Twitch requires streaming way way more to get clout
I feel like Tommy saying "squid kid runs on 3 brain cells." Is very much the pot calling the kettle black
“I don’t make hot potato books, I make hot potato LIBRARIES!”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of Farming
Most important part of the crown is this:
*1% SPEED*
techno: dunno if sleep deprivation is torture
tommy: ehhhAhHAHahwhHAHAHAH
I don't think Techno or Squid has slept for the past while. I wouldn't be surprised if they both go crazy lol.
Pretty sure they did that long ago /hj
Tommy at the beginning: I can give insight on this
Tommy later: I can’t understand how he does this planning, I’m just dumb
Ah what a great reminder to rewatch the potato war trilogy yet again
9:00 Tommy is legitimately scared Technoblade might take over the world LOL
A rational fear we should all have.
A rational fear, but this also influenced Tommy to aspire to run for Prime Minister and take over the world that way.
Techoblade's title of document: "Very Normal Behavior" just yes
If techno just streamed like what he did all day, I would literally watch it ALL DAY
He streaming on RUclips
Tommy: I don’t know how he is able to plan everything out
Mean while technoblade: * I am four parallel universes ahead of you *
The fact that this man, who dedicated over a year of his life to Minecraft potato’s, tracked down a basic understanding of where this guy possibly goes to college, calculated this guys sleep schedule, stayed up over 12 hours to manually farm potato’s, etc. is the same man that is literally terrified of badboyhalo who yes, shoots guns and throws knives, but is also literally the most pure human on earth-
And this, my friends is why *TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*
I was dying at 8:50
I'm worried, cause if he ever decides to not just bully children...
XD
10:46 THIS SENT ME😂😂😂
They don’t understand. This war, there’s no holding back! I know that and Squid knows that. The only difference is that I’m 20 steps ahead. He’s playing skyblock while I’m playing death note. - Technoblade
I rewatched this series on Christmas Eve and it was my favorite Christmas present.
I love how the crown says "congrats!!! please stop"
I commented first on that video, I'm never commenting first again. The only way to get attention is to say a quote. First feels like last when nobody loves you.
- by hahafunnylaugh
mind if I quote that last sentence?
you.
-hahafunnylaugh
I saw someone comment first so I commented “last” and it got one like (it was me)
I hate people who are first so go get noob
What Techno is saying : OOOOOOOOOO
What made sense to me : OOOOOOO
What made sense to Tommy : O
20:36 I love that line and it will never be forgotten for as long as I live
That doesn’t make sense, he knows god isn’t real, but I is talking about when he’s going to hell
Technoblade having the BALLS to think he can make god hesitate is like Kratos challenging gods stronger them him.