respecting women in bedwars ft. dog
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- thanks to this cool dude for the thumbnail / jeeeef_
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will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei.
Techno 2017: respect women
Techno 2020: wait you guys hate women over there? I might have to reconsider sides
How times change xdd
Wait what??? He's misogynistic now?
@@crystalbuck6721 nooo those are just jokes
@@crystalbuck6721 do u live in twitter?
@@crystalbuck6721 oh my god people really are so sensitive
Will you be my friend?
Techno: proceeds to say no in 17 languages
I could only understand the answer after he answered in my language. Quase certeza de que não.
Time stamp please?
Game Lad go to the description
ESPECIALLY FRENCH. ESPECIALLY. (This is sarcasm btw)
There isnt my language there so i cant understand it. I want techno to be my friend
"respect women"
--Sun Tzu, The Art of War
tubbo unboxing vid lol
In 2020 , Anything happens
Some random dude be like
--Sun Tzu , The art of War
Bruh
"Oh my God, peoole falling, raining men hallelujah ! '
- Technoblade
'That's not very good, Actually.'
pls give us a vlog of just floof
Yes please
This tbh
Lol
Floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof
he has a 3 second video of floof
Can we get a floof reveal at 300k
did u mean "face reveal"? he has do it in "beating minecraft hardcore with steering wheel stream",but the streamisn't uploaded yet.
Andrian M.S.W
Floof is technos dog
"floof" is the name of techno's dog
Daveeeee888 We already got one
NinjaPigglez I more want that 1 mill elbow reveal to be honest.
1:17 "oh my god I'm about to get die" technoblade 2017
Duckatron3000 XD looool its actually "I'm about to get died" lol its so funny!!!
Duckatron3000 dont forget the "oloolollolooololloloo" part
G E T D I E
he is truly an english major
Yes he did say that yup those were the words
The real question is does floof respect women?
FadingMender27 Barroso he respects all dog women
George Spilver Bitchs*
George Spilver they are called Bitches
FootballKing // Reactions shut up sexist
Kqvv If floof is a girl he's not lying
"We are at constant risk, of grey team looking over and sneezing on us ; In which case we would die."
Going to the grocery store in 2020 be like
@Marco Zuo Song I don't understand what the joke is and I'm afraid to assume
@@BlazeRKGK corona
I too fear running into grey team at the grocery store
^^
BUT CONSIDER:
boomers have grey hair
Boomers dont believe in corona
Boomers are the grey team
"The problem is, I dont have a teammate, so if I leave to attack someone, my bed will be wide open and theres nothing I can do abo-AAARRGHHoommyyygoddd" This is why people love Technoblade, Period.
Every inspirational saying ever:DREAM, BELIEVE, ACHIEVE
Technoblade: ACHIEVE ACHIEVE ACHIEVE
Me: dream dream dream..
Cooper Piper believe believe believe
Dream Achieve Believe = DAB lol
Also me: believe believe believe
Also also me: dies of wooden sword
Hey cooper, are you okay?
cooper collier for a second I thought he responded after 3 years
RUclips recommending be like:
2017 nahhhhh
2018 nahhhh
2019 nahhh
2020 ✅
2021 for me
@@chrissie_minas1619 same
U should have made it
2017 nahh
2018 nahhhhh
2019 nahhhhhhhhhh
2020 naaaaahhhhhhhhhh
2021 ✅✅
As of 02/18/2021 it has 730k views. See you when it has 2 mill lmao
@@MattDawgGaming lmao
WAITS
"Male feminism is how you win bedwars"
© Technoblade
45:45
Dude in chat said "Respect women" and that i think is hilarious
YEAH MUM I DAB
D. RESPECT
A. WOMEN
B.
@Skeleton Masher r/woosh
Skeleton Masher but that starts with the letter b. It defeats the whole point.
despect aomen 🅱️
D. Dread
A. Awakens the evil
B. BaraCrozia
Arctic Phoenix one year late to say that lel
Why do I keep getting old streams on my feed?
PikaPal6 This was like an hour ago
I like getting the notification when the stream if going on not after
He reluploads the stream with mild editing a little after it ends
John Walker "mild" You mean every time he dies lol xD
Blaze Spirit no he means mild...
As a woman I feel respected
I will always remember to respect woman. Fly high techno
Floof when he/she entered Techno's room: *C O N S U M E* everything.
I’ll never stop rewatching this masterpiece, technoblade…. Never…… dies…. Not in our hearts
Bro can I go to a single video or stream of his without people trying to get clot from his loss?
@@badelk-nb6zr clout*
Also dude, just let people love techno for who he was, I made this comment 2 months ago, I don’t get why people are like this, what “clout” have I gained from this?
@@badelk-nb6zrWhat? U think he's gaining clout from this or what cuz I'm rly confused what u just said
You have the same profile pic as me in a different account and I felt SO much fear.
Techno “I am average for a uhc player” 2020 announced best Minecraft player in the world
@@williamchoi2573 Speed runs sometimes requires luck It takes skill But you need luck to find a Fortress
@@williamchoi2573 im pretty sure everyone thinks that dream is better at speedrun because techno doesnt speedrun you know
@@williamchoi2573 WHST DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH UHC
@@williamchoi2573 im not a techno stan but techno is better at potato farming
@@williamchoi2573 well obviously
30:27 he was 3 years ahead of his time
Lol
ohhh noooo
Lmaooo best comment
Why didn't he warn us
It’s funny, he says “I’m gonna get a million subscribers by tomorrow” in this video and tomorrow, on the anniversary of this video, he’s going to hit a million subscribers
Thank you for respecting us. We will now respect you back
*Salutes*
o7
7:08 "RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH!"
man. i miss him
"We're totally gonna get 1 million subs tomorrow"
Well, look where we are now.
Lol
15 million now.
How to start an argument in
2017!
Step 1: Write a comment!
Step 2: Wait
Foodlover69 likes his own comment cause hes an idiot
( Well looks like your point is true.
she's
*makes a stupid comment*
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, WHE SHOULD HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS. IT IS SO OFFENSIVE!!!
i love my parents (not really)
for some reason its really calming watching techno play bedwars
6:40 i am so confused how did Techno stand up and carried Fluf while playing Bedwars. Wha-
audio is off and very far ahead,
We need time travel so technoblade can play bedwars with 7 other technoblades.
Techno: enderpearls into base
Other Techno: they're teleporting, What a scaam
I understand what it feels like to have a dog. In fact, I have 2.
How does techno not get rushed over and over after someone destroys his bed
No one's gonna talk about the fact techno said "it's raining men, hallelujah,"
30:26 "The problem is they could look over and sneeze and we would die a painful death" TECHNO CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Why is no one talking about the audio/video desync? it's off by an insane amount of time
Anyone here in 2024
Yup😊
✋️
Yup
YeH
Yep
We all know the real star is floof, nobody even watches for Techno
"Stop eating all my possessions!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I miss you technoblade
When I clicked on this vid I heard “and floof is fluffier then them and will rip there hearts out” WOW 10/10 quality content PG
Techno: “respecting women in bed wars”
Also techno: *has probably killed several thousand women in bed wars and skywards*
He does not discriminate.
30:28 "the problem is we're at constant risk of gray team looking over and sneezing on us, in which case we would die instantly" has never been so true
He now's the future
Technoblade defends his bed better than his team mates
Techno when his dog is loud: calmly ignores the floof
Tommy when his dog is loud: MOOOOM
The only sound I come to technos videos to hear is his very loud obnoxious gasp that makes me chuckle every time
Barely watched even twenty minutes of your videos, and I already know you're hilarious, I like sarcasm and dry humor, am I weird?
no
No
Maybe
Maybe
One of Techno's only Let's play
the doggo was the background noise in this video, but what if, techno is the background in his
Shhhh the matrix will hear you
i was about to recommend him anime and then i remembered something
what
Old recommendations because Techno's upload schedule is non-existent weeeeeeeeeee
1:18 "Oh god I'm about to get died no no no no noooo that really worked out."
At this point techno’s keyboard is louder than him actually talking
Bro..
I broke my leg but watching you makes it feel all better
jawesome146 , I got my wisdom teeth out.
Techno: *taking out red team*
Also Techno: "oh no I'm about to get die"
*number one English major*
I love the noise he made at 1:01:32 it makes me feel very happy
27:51 that transition lmao if you don't look at the screen you would just wonder why the topic suddenly changed
meanwhile...
Tommyinnit: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
RUclips really just decided to recommend this 4 years later
I mean I'm not complaining but-
miss u bro
Techno is a legend
57:15 Did anyone notice the sudden drop in the subscribers lmao
when I play bedwars I either gat a teammate that disconnects or is a 1 star
Respect female dogs
respect bitches
Liam Vonk Bork
i am your 100 like
respect bitches
you mean respect bitches
Finding comfort even through the sadness of your passing is why you will forever live on. Rest in peace king👑💔
I love the humming noise he makes during that brief moment between reading chats. Ex: 4:46 Rip.. you will forever be my fav RUclipsr dead (elbow reveal vid 😭) or alive
"Oh god im gonna get died"
-Technoblade
15:45 KING CRIMSON
I’ve officially watched 10 bed wars videos in one night
Techno this may sound weird but i always put ur videos on at night so i can hear somebody, i dont usually handle loneliness well so you cheer me up so thank you keep up the great work!
I been here since 10k fam , ur channel is so good brooo
you know if its old technoblade when he isn't flawlessly speedbridging
Ye
For everyone coming here after his passing: 24:40 🥺
Rip
if you want to be good at bedwars just respect women
Ever found a comment and was like: Man, I wish I commented that!
Racc dang I wish I commented this
Never
not at all
4:12 Technoblade is so powerful, he can hit people who still have beds and it counts as a final
I think it was a glitch that it said that yellow still has a bed
They disconnected
Only way to become Techno's friend. Earn his goddamn respect so hard he will become your fan.
Bedwars logic: Hey my bed was destroyed we should go back to our base and do nothing :)
They actually try to come back to their base to try to kill the one who brokes their bed and then they die of the most stupid way
Anyone here in 2036
me to buddy
No
Nah its 2037 here
this is the only youtuber who's streams i actually find entertaining
i freaking snorted at him typing 'je n'aime pas' in the chat because it just means 'i don't like' so i keep thinking 'what?? what don't you like?? the sky? nerds? french grammar??'
french is hard
How did he type it that fast ?
"I'm wearing pants today"
* everyone either thinks about naked TecnoBlade or the theory that gaming RUclipsrs don't wear pants in their vids *
He confirms both are wrong. Everyone blushes.
Every time i try to play Skywars or Bedwars
Me:"God, could i please play without hackers and campers in this game?"
God:"lol no"
This video made me motivated to play some bedwars but then I remember I'm trash at the game
Technoblade- gray is chill
A couple minutes later
Kills gray guy
-One nerd down
Every time he screams, my ears die.
Technoblade will you do a Q&A sometime soon? It would be cool for your subscribers to learn about your life and what it's like.
"I'm About to get die" Technoblade 2017.
Technoblade unironnically said young man HES OLD
Respect men too! Not only us women should be respected, because if only women are respected the world is still just as sexist as before feminists existed. Respect all genders as equals!
Cool
no respect women no men
No, respect women only no mens
Yaaaaaay
Or we could just disrespect everyone the same amount, still equal
6:56 the footsteps of a disgruntled giant
watching things live makes me panic, especially when im late, so im just sitting here, binging technoblade streams while i wait for the war to end.
“My sleep schedule is perfectly matched with North Korea.”
Technoblade = Korean spy coming to the Americas?
"nonononono im gonna get die"
"technoblade 2017"
34:32 tehcno
U cant just subscribe to ur self...its ok techno ily
techno seems like the kinda guy to use a semicolon in a text
Actually I do that; not that it's important.
@@Flowers4Fuyuhiko that semicolon was not used correctly, you should’ve used a comma 💀
@@non-corporealentity67 I literally don't care.
@@Flowers4Fuyuhiko the whole point of your comment was abt you using semicolons tho 😭😭
@@non-corporealentity67 Bro I legit forgot this comment existed. I could care less about it now.
I love the “no in 17 different languages” XD
15:28 HAHAHA
37:56 translation; player: "line, I love you" techno: "I do not like"
That green guy in the second game literally made me fall out of my chair help me
It's been a whole year and still no one liked/replied
@@angycumber F
Respect wamen
women*
wamen*
Wamen
Wemen
Ramen*
I hope you all reading this comments are having a wonderful day! And I loved the video from start to finish also congratz to 273k subs! :)
@Skeleton Masher i am from the more future and he currently has 1.79m subs
I am from the even even more future and he currently has 3.06 million subs
"They're all coins- they're all the same amount of coins. Seven."
"I believe in gender equality, which means I have to kill all my enemies regardless of what groups they belong-"
"I just really wanted to punch him"
"Technoblade almost never dieeesssss"