Techno: *steam rolls everybody each match, no matter man, woman, dog or child* Also Techno when some dudes have a slight chance of winning: Oh yeah, god forbid I have some fun playing Bedwars
It wasn't a slight chance of winning, it was just that they were turtling. It's extremely boring for everyone involved when a bed wars team is turtling, since you absolutely have to be able to out gear them if you don't want to deal with 5 golems, 15 fireballs, obsidian and diamond armor.
"The problem is, I dont have a teammate, so if I leave to attack someone, my bed will be wide open and theres nothing I can do abo-AAARRGHHoommyyygoddd" This is why people love Technoblade, Period.
It really is, from growing up watching him. To waking up one day and seeing “so long nerds” and now re watching streams for 6 years ago. We miss you every day Technoblade and hope that you’re in a better place farming potatoes
Techno is one of my favorite streamers. He respects everyone of any race and a little bonus he's entertaining. One of the only people that I can watch the whole stream!
I feel like the being respectful thing is more of a little bonus over being entertaining. I can watch someone disrespectful (not often, but I can at least occasionally watch them). I can't watch content that's boring just because they're willing to be nice to everyone.
@@non-corporealentity67 depends on the context behind it. Moist Critikal, all in all a super respectful and nice guy, still makes fun of people in the videos he reacts to, usually being some kind of criminal or just heartless person
It’s funny, he says “I’m gonna get a million subscribers by tomorrow” in this video and tomorrow, on the anniversary of this video, he’s going to hit a million subscribers
Also dude, just let people love techno for who he was, I made this comment 2 months ago, I don’t get why people are like this, what “clout” have I gained from this?
We need time travel so technoblade can play bedwars with 7 other technoblades. Techno: enderpearls into base Other Techno: they're teleporting, What a scaam
30:28 "the problem is we're at constant risk of gray team looking over and sneezing on us, in which case we would die instantly" has never been so true
I love the humming noise he makes during that brief moment between reading chats. Ex: 4:46 Rip.. you will forever be my fav RUclipsr dead (elbow reveal vid 😭) or alive
Do not question why at 7:01 floof is chewing on Techno’s possessions Also do not question what possessions floof is chewing on Don’t ask questions, respect women
Techno this may sound weird but i always put ur videos on at night so i can hear somebody, i dont usually handle loneliness well so you cheer me up so thank you keep up the great work!
When he said that flood jumped on his keyboard the first thing that rendered through my head was that he thought something could breathe near his keyboard with out the *click click click*
same problem i had, think its because the whole video was out of sync till then from the start... been like this for alot of his old streams which is weird, maybe a new youtube bug?
"I'm wearing pants today" * everyone either thinks about naked TecnoBlade or the theory that gaming RUclipsrs don't wear pants in their vids * He confirms both are wrong. Everyone blushes.
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Techno 2017: respect women
Techno 2020: wait you guys hate women over there? I might have to reconsider sides
How times change xdd
Wait what??? He's misogynistic now?
@@crystalbuck6721 nooo those are just jokes
@@crystalbuck6721 do u live in twitter?
@@crystalbuck6721 oh my god people really are so sensitive
Will you be my friend?
Techno: proceeds to say no in 17 languages
I could only understand the answer after he answered in my language. Quase certeza de que não.
Time stamp please?
Game Lad go to the description
ESPECIALLY FRENCH. ESPECIALLY. (This is sarcasm btw)
There isnt my language there so i cant understand it. I want techno to be my friend
"We are at constant risk, of grey team looking over and sneezing on us ; In which case we would die."
Going to the grocery store in 2020 be like
@Marco Zuo Song I don't understand what the joke is and I'm afraid to assume
@@BlazeRKGK corona
I too fear running into grey team at the grocery store
^^
BUT CONSIDER:
boomers have grey hair
Boomers dont believe in corona
Boomers are the grey team
"respect women"
--Sun Tzu, The Art of War
tubbo unboxing vid lol
In 2020 , Anything happens
Some random dude be like
--Sun Tzu , The art of War
Bruh
"Oh my God, peoole falling, raining men hallelujah ! '
- Technoblade
'That's not very good, Actually.'
The real question is does floof respect women?
FadingMender27 Barroso he respects all dog women
George Spilver Bitchs*
George Spilver they are called Bitches
FootballKing // Reactions shut up sexist
Kqvv If floof is a girl he's not lying
Can we get a floof reveal at 300k
did u mean "face reveal"? he has do it in "beating minecraft hardcore with steering wheel stream",but the streamisn't uploaded yet.
Andrian M.S.W
Floof is technos dog
"floof" is the name of techno's dog
Daveeeee888 We already got one
NinjaPigglez I more want that 1 mill elbow reveal to be honest.
"My sleeping schedule is synced up with North Korea" is quiet possibly the most relatable thing techno has ever said
*quiet*
quit
Qit
What !!!1!1!!!
@@BoTealqt
pls give us a vlog of just floof
Yes please
This tbh
Lol
Floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof floof
he has a 3 second video of floof
Techno: *steam rolls everybody each match, no matter man, woman, dog or child*
Also Techno when some dudes have a slight chance of winning: Oh yeah, god forbid I have some fun playing Bedwars
It wasn't a slight chance of winning, it was just that they were turtling. It's extremely boring for everyone involved when a bed wars team is turtling, since you absolutely have to be able to out gear them if you don't want to deal with 5 golems, 15 fireballs, obsidian and diamond armor.
Dude thats so true ..,,
"The problem is, I dont have a teammate, so if I leave to attack someone, my bed will be wide open and theres nothing I can do abo-AAARRGHHoommyyygoddd" This is why people love Technoblade, Period.
1:17 "oh my god I'm about to get die" technoblade 2017
Duckatron3000 XD looool its actually "I'm about to get died" lol its so funny!!!
Duckatron3000 dont forget the "oloolollolooololloloo" part
G E T D I E
he is truly an english major
Yes he did say that yup those were the words
Every inspirational saying ever:DREAM, BELIEVE, ACHIEVE
Technoblade: ACHIEVE ACHIEVE ACHIEVE
Me: dream dream dream..
Cooper Piper believe believe believe
Dream Achieve Believe = DAB lol
Also me: believe believe believe
Also also me: dies of wooden sword
Hey cooper, are you okay?
cooper collier for a second I thought he responded after 3 years
its crazy how much you can miss someone you have never even met
It really is, from growing up watching him. To waking up one day and seeing “so long nerds” and now re watching streams for 6 years ago. We miss you every day Technoblade and hope that you’re in a better place farming potatoes
100% agreed like I never met the man but I still thinking about him years after he died
true
its crazy how much he respected women
Tecnoblade never dies!!!
RUclips recommending be like:
2017 nahhhhh
2018 nahhhh
2019 nahhh
2020 ✅
2021 for me
@@chrissie_minas1619 same
U should have made it
2017 nahh
2018 nahhhhh
2019 nahhhhhhhhhh
2020 naaaaahhhhhhhhhh
2021 ✅✅
As of 02/18/2021 it has 730k views. See you when it has 2 mill lmao
@@MattDawgGaming lmao
WAITS
tiny dogs just have more concentrated anger bottled up inside
Moke Banana Bark
Moke Banana Bark
Bark
Bark
Bark
YEAH MUM I DAB
D. RESPECT
A. WOMEN
B.
@Skeleton Masher r/woosh
Skeleton Masher but that starts with the letter b. It defeats the whole point.
despect aomen 🅱️
D. Dread
A. Awakens the evil
B. BaraCrozia
Arctic Phoenix one year late to say that lel
"Male feminism is how you win bedwars"
© Technoblade
45:45
Dude in chat said "Respect women" and that i think is hilarious
Techno is one of my favorite streamers. He respects everyone of any race and a little bonus he's entertaining. One of the only people that I can watch the whole stream!
I feel like the being respectful thing is more of a little bonus over being entertaining. I can watch someone disrespectful (not often, but I can at least occasionally watch them). I can't watch content that's boring just because they're willing to be nice to everyone.
@@KaseyC. well i mean the being respectful should be just a basic thing for everyone?? like that should be the bare minimum 💀
@@non-corporealentity67 depends on the context behind it. Moist Critikal, all in all a super respectful and nice guy, still makes fun of people in the videos he reacts to, usually being some kind of criminal or just heartless person
Why do I keep getting old streams on my feed?
PikaPal6 This was like an hour ago
I like getting the notification when the stream if going on not after
He reluploads the stream with mild editing a little after it ends
John Walker "mild" You mean every time he dies lol xD
Blaze Spirit no he means mild...
Floof when he/she entered Techno's room: *C O N S U M E* everything.
As a woman I feel respected
It’s funny, he says “I’m gonna get a million subscribers by tomorrow” in this video and tomorrow, on the anniversary of this video, he’s going to hit a million subscribers
30:27 he was 3 years ahead of his time
Lol
ohhh noooo
Lmaooo best comment
Why didn't he warn us
I will always remember to respect woman. Fly high techno
Thank you for respecting us. We will now respect you back
*Salutes*
o7
6:48 👁👄👁 What? He's so good he can play while he's not even at his desk. Legend!
I’ll never stop rewatching this masterpiece, technoblade…. Never…… dies…. Not in our hearts
Bro can I go to a single video or stream of his without people trying to get clot from his loss?
@@badelk-nb6zr clout*
Also dude, just let people love techno for who he was, I made this comment 2 months ago, I don’t get why people are like this, what “clout” have I gained from this?
@@badelk-nb6zrWhat? U think he's gaining clout from this or what cuz I'm rly confused what u just said
You have the same profile pic as me in a different account and I felt SO much fear.
7:08 "RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH!"
man. i miss him
"We're totally gonna get 1 million subs tomorrow"
Well, look where we are now.
Lol
15 million now.
*Techno talk about sleep schedule*
Me: . . .
I didn't know that this pig was a secret owl
We need time travel so technoblade can play bedwars with 7 other technoblades.
Techno: enderpearls into base
Other Techno: they're teleporting, What a scaam
6:40 i am so confused how did Techno stand up and carried Fluf while playing Bedwars. Wha-
audio is off and very far ahead,
No one's gonna talk about the fact techno said "it's raining men, hallelujah,"
We all know the real star is floof, nobody even watches for Techno
I understand what it feels like to have a dog. In fact, I have 2.
How does techno not get rushed over and over after someone destroys his bed
30:26 "The problem is they could look over and sneeze and we would die a painful death" TECHNO CAN SEE THE FUTURE
my tab cuts off the title so it looks like "respecting women in bed"
Lol
nice
500k special a video ft. floof
We know he's still tearing up bedwars somewhere
How to start an argument in
2017!
Step 1: Write a comment!
Step 2: Wait
Foodlover69 likes his own comment cause hes an idiot
( Well looks like your point is true.
she's
*makes a stupid comment*
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, WHE SHOULD HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS. IT IS SO OFFENSIVE!!!
i love my parents (not really)
When I clicked on this vid I heard “and floof is fluffier then them and will rip there hearts out” WOW 10/10 quality content PG
30:28 "the problem is we're at constant risk of gray team looking over and sneezing on us, in which case we would die instantly" has never been so true
He now's the future
for some reason its really calming watching techno play bedwars
Techno: “respecting women in bed wars”
Also techno: *has probably killed several thousand women in bed wars and skywards*
He does not discriminate.
Technoblade defends his bed better than his team mates
“Its not team mode its just solo with more enimies”
- Techno 2017
I love the humming noise he makes during that brief moment between reading chats. Ex: 4:46 Rip.. you will forever be my fav RUclipsr dead (elbow reveal vid 😭) or alive
1:18 "Oh god I'm about to get died no no no no noooo that really worked out."
At this point techno’s keyboard is louder than him actually talking
Bro..
27:51 that transition lmao if you don't look at the screen you would just wonder why the topic suddenly changed
Techno when his dog is loud: calmly ignores the floof
Tommy when his dog is loud: MOOOOM
Old recommendations because Techno's upload schedule is non-existent weeeeeeeeeee
when I play bedwars I either gat a teammate that disconnects or is a 1 star
Respect wahmen
Ramen?
JereToon Wamen
@Skeleton Masher you can edit btw
Miss me with that simp shit 😎
Smol Peepee ....Ew?
Barely watched even twenty minutes of your videos, and I already know you're hilarious, I like sarcasm and dry humor, am I weird?
no
No
Maybe
Maybe
"Stop eating all my possessions!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I miss you technoblade
I love how the entire time in the first game his teammate thought he was talking to everyone but he was just talking to techno
Do not question why at 7:01 floof is chewing on Techno’s possessions
Also do not question what possessions floof is chewing on
Don’t ask questions, respect women
Techno: *taking out red team*
Also Techno: "oh no I'm about to get die"
*number one English major*
The only sound I come to technos videos to hear is his very loud obnoxious gasp that makes me chuckle every time
I’ve officially watched 10 bed wars videos in one night
RUclips really just decided to recommend this 4 years later
I mean I'm not complaining but-
I love the noise he made at 1:01:32 it makes me feel very happy
One of Techno's only Let's play
6:46 bruhh, if he's gone, and it stills playing, that confirms my theory that we're not looking at the same screen as techno, wtf-
SAME IS HAPPENING WITH ME LOL I THINK HE HAS EDITED THE STREAM
Techno this may sound weird but i always put ur videos on at night so i can hear somebody, i dont usually handle loneliness well so you cheer me up so thank you keep up the great work!
i was about to recommend him anime and then i remembered something
what
I broke my leg but watching you makes it feel all better
jawesome146 , I got my wisdom teeth out.
timestamps for amusing moments:
3:22
6:41
7:04
10:28
30:27
40:56 (glass of water)
"We have decent armor"
*has protection 3 diamond*
4:12 Technoblade is so powerful, he can hit people who still have beds and it counts as a final
I think it was a glitch that it said that yellow still has a bed
They disconnected
you know if its old technoblade when he isn't flawlessly speedbridging
Ye
Why is no one talking about the audio/video desync? it's off by an insane amount of time
this is the only youtuber who's streams i actually find entertaining
Finding comfort even through the sadness of your passing is why you will forever live on. Rest in peace king👑💔
Every time i try to play Skywars or Bedwars
Me:"God, could i please play without hackers and campers in this game?"
God:"lol no"
Bedwars logic: Hey my bed was destroyed we should go back to our base and do nothing :)
They actually try to come back to their base to try to kill the one who brokes their bed and then they die of the most stupid way
Only way to become Techno's friend. Earn his goddamn respect so hard he will become your fan.
meanwhile...
Tommyinnit: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
I recognize the languages of like 3 or 4 of the no's he gave in the description. That was a cool moment for me.
That chicken lord has the same skin zephyr uses full time now for trolls
This video made me motivated to play some bedwars but then I remember I'm trash at the game
techno seems like the kinda guy to use a semicolon in a text
Actually I do that; not that it's important.
@@Flowers4Fuyuhiko that semicolon was not used correctly, you should’ve used a comma 💀
@@non-corporealentity67 I literally don't care.
@@Flowers4Fuyuhiko the whole point of your comment was abt you using semicolons tho 😭😭
@@non-corporealentity67 Bro I legit forgot this comment existed. I could care less about it now.
"Oh god im gonna get died"
-Technoblade
the doggo was the background noise in this video, but what if, techno is the background in his
Shhhh the matrix will hear you
When he said that flood jumped on his keyboard the first thing that rendered through my head was that he thought something could breathe near his keyboard with out the *click click click*
6:56 the footsteps of a disgruntled giant
to the people binge watching the entirety of techno's channel again
Hi
there's a playlist by Conquistadorito called Technoblade bedwars livestreams and it has 60 videos on it. most of which are hidden livestreams❤
I love the “no in 17 different languages” XD
"My sleep schedule is synced up with North Korea. Make of that what you will."
41:35 techno typing sounds more like a dude trying to break a keyboard. that's insane lmaaoo
watching things live makes me panic, especially when im late, so im just sitting here, binging technoblade streams while i wait for the war to end.
16:00 is it lagging/jump-cutting for anyone else here?
same problem i had, think its because the whole video was out of sync till then from the start... been like this for alot of his old streams which is weird, maybe a new youtube bug?
Yea same
"I'm wearing pants today"
* everyone either thinks about naked TecnoBlade or the theory that gaming RUclipsrs don't wear pants in their vids *
He confirms both are wrong. Everyone blushes.
"we are at a constant threat of grey team looking over and sneezing on us, in which case we would die instantly and painfully"
aged like milk
Technoblade in 2017 - respecting women
People in 2020 - SIMP