the never-ending search for a good bedwars teammate
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2017
- i know all the data shows otherwise, but i'm convinced that somewhere out there, a good bedwars teammate exists
i just have to find them
thanks to / dragonflystar_ for the awesome thumbnail :D
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twitter: / technothepig
resource pack: www.mediafire.com/file/t7mch6n...
server: mc.hypixel.net
will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei. 
Игры
"Im not a pvp god"
*Wins 2 weeks of Minecraft Monday in a row*
The only like good player is vikk the rest havent practiced pvp or downloaded the game last week
Ivan lmao ikr
And gets best individual week 3
It’s because all the Minecraft youtubers are casuals. When’s the last time you heard of DanTDM winning a tournament?
And wins one more
"I hope no clowns sneak their way into my bed"
-Technoblade 2017
ummmm......
2019
Lol
Rip
Kelsey Black ur mom giey
0:24
Our man said it himself. He isn't dead, he just moved to another plane of existence to continue his battles because this one wasn't challenging enough. Who knows, maybe he'll finally find some good bedwars players there?
Maybe HE FINALLY GETS TO THE KINGDOM OF GODS! To take it down that is.
hes up there fighting god like he said he would
😢
That’s not how it works
finally, sentient bedwars players!!!
these old vods are such a comfort, just knowing he was here and that we'll always have them to remember him by
Yup
yea rip..
Rip we loved you
Just what he says at time 0:23 really hurts and also seems like his humor if he were still here to tell us.
yes it really is
"Diamond armor has your back" FALSE
It has your legs and feet
I play games540 HASHAHAHAHHAHHSH OMG SOOOOO FUNYUY HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG IM LITERALLY DIEIMG😂😂😂🤣
badum tshhhhhhhhhhhh
diamond armor got your ankles protected
aint nobody sprainin your ankle if its covered in diamonds
In bed wars
Jar of slime do not underestimate coryxkenshin
"I don't see minecraft becoming an e-sport."
*Minecraft monday intensifies*
ok its different
try minecraft championship
Sleeviato • hello i see we're both 8 months late to this comment
@@feya1621 me too
sonder jokes on u, im 10 months late
"Techno never dies"
Techno never dies, and he won't. He'll always be with us
Amen
I’m the very beginning someone asked if he was dead 😟😔
Yes
F
Amen
"Techno are you dead? No Techno never dies" 0:26
Rest In Peace King, you'll be always in our hearts
This is a reminder to watch the livestream🤏
He just moved to another world because this got a lil bit too boring because there aint good Bedwars Players out there
When technoblade wasn’t known and feared by everyone
Haha
@TechnoGoon Eprrockstar I had a stoke reading that
this was when he had his funniest content and didn’t have all of the annoying stans
I was his biggest fan then but everyone of my friends was obsessed with dream
@@whiskii2939 stroke?
to who ever drew the picture on the thumbnail : you're breathtaking
Pov: techno knocked your teammate into the void and ender pearled to you
aGREED.
@@kitpvp7536 I'd just accept my fate
@@corinne-bc7wi Link in description
@@kitpvp7536 oof
“Techno are you dead?”
no
Hits diff nowadays
Rest In Peace Techno 🕊
Watching these old videos make me realize just how much I’ll miss him
agreed...
Same
I couldn't agree more
Pretty much how I feel
RIP
Techno 3 years ago: "4k viewers wow"
Techno now: Anything less than 200k - "My viewer retention is going down"
funny boi
time to stab some homeless teletubby(in minecraft) to get it back up
@@ThatUser why not irl?
@@poseidon2559 Then will only have 1 boost but can repeat it in minecraft
@@ThatUser big brain
at least your teamate doesnt leave the game
Ancient Apple ikr the struggle is real
When I team with my friend he destroys the defense for thee bed when an enemy is coming then jumps off the map
Ancient Apple Ikr
mine make me fall into the void when I bridge
;-;
my friend hacks and we still lose :/
"techno are you dead?"
"No"
I wish you can say that today too....
Same...
0:26-0:30 Who went from the future know, rest in peace Legend
i have just watched an hour long stream that was made 3 years ago because i’ve already watched all of techno’s videos
Im watching this in 2020 XDDDD
Enderus 008 I am here too
same
Mr_Graape ayyyeee same
F in the same
“I don’t see Minecraft becoming an e-sport
Mcm, mcc, mcu: allow us to introduce ourselves
Mcu, what is that?
Yeah, what is it?
@@marekeben9484 i believe that'd be minecraft ultimate
@@marekeben9484 Minecraft ultimate.
@@marekeben9484 marvel cinematic universe lol
It still hurts.
It still 🤕 hurts
Hearing Techno's voice makes me so happy. Rest well Techno, go easy on the Gods-
Pfft, Techno? going easy?
If Gods wish to defeat him, they should train for another infinity :)
He finna 4v1 the arch angels
@@Arunav_music lol
@@Arunav_music they must train for another 1000 years
@@Anonymous-id4dp yessirrr
"I'm not exactly a pvp god"
-Technoblade the blood god
That's right
He is not a pvp god he is a blood god ❤️❤️❤️
Lol very accurate :D
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
“Tell me who is a tetris youtuber”
TheOdd1sOut
I was thinking about the same thing
Yeah me too
WUMBO GODDAMNIT
yes
sgniniameR
I know he’s passed away but watching his videos still cheers me up. Techno will never be forgotten!
Agree
“Technoblade never dies”
He’s, right, he will always be in our hearts even if not with us physically. Rest in peace, king.
You know, even though RIP is mostly just a common phrase that shouldn't be taken literally, I'm pretty damn sure that wherever he is now - he isn't resting. It's just not in his style! He's plotting and scheming, doing science, inventing new battling techniques, engaging in fights and obviously winning, like he always had and always will. Leaving behind his weak mortal body should have only made him stronger and much more free in his actions.
So let's instead wish some luck to our potato king in his battles.
Blood for the blood god!
P. S.: imagine if he'll lose a fight against god, L
@@heilinstarling9436 amen
Ah yes rest in PIECE
Death: (exists)
TechnoBlade: no
akschually...
@@kdesikdosi5900 that's the weirdest spelling of actually I've ever seen
@@rebeccajanecrosby have you seen this
Acshhhchuallly
@@rebeccajanecrosby see this too then
AcshouuallylaySSDfgh
@@rebeccajanecrosby what about this
Sjdiduhenesuai
"According to all known laws of aviation, you should be on the other side of the map" -2017 quote of the year by Technoblade
Time stamp?
@@jellythedumbass6801 45:22
This is going in the Technoblade quote book
It hits different when at 0:26 they ask techno are you dead. This shows us that he will never truly die!
technoblade never dies
Someone:Techno are you dead?
Techno:No,Techno never dies
He never dies,He brought cancer down with him it’s a draw.
"I'm not exactly good, it's just everyone else is bad"
Peak Technoblade right here, ladies and pigs.
Comment fitting profile picture rn bro
@@myriam7223 technoblade of smash ultimate
It's true though, if he tried egg wars on cubecraft bedrock edition he'd get DESTROYED! Tons of pro pvpers on bedrock. On java there mostly noobs, technoblade is getting easy wins. He's not very smart also, he doesn't make good decisions, he does VERY risky things that only work when he's fighting a noob. If he tried these kind of tricks in cubecraft... And don't argue, you Java players do not know what it's like in bedrock. Most cubecraft pvpers could have pelted technoblade into a pulp. Bedrock is HARDCORE! You guys should watch related noobs' RUclips channel, and if when you've done that, tell me who you think would win in a fight; Technoblade or RelatedNoobs. I think related noobs would make techno look like a joke.
@@thehanlons7686 so u know how some sins are unforgiveable?!
@@thehanlons7686 Well sir, if you are talking about bedrock edition having no changes in 1.8+ or 1.9+ PvP whatsoever ( Sharpness actually proved it on his YT) and saying that people are noob on Java, then you probably need to share what you are smoking. Bedrock edition is just another version with optimizations and careful game design. There isn't much change in PvP except that bridging is done way faster than in Java ( Just like Roblox's Bedwars). As far as Eggwars go, It is pretty much skywars but you buy all of that from the shop using your resources and I'm pretty sure Technoblade knows how to play Skywars. Other than that, If you talk about him going against easy noobs then you may be right but considering that matchmaking is just a roll of dice and all these are livestreams, don't you think he can lose to all those 1 quadrillion stream snipers?
Anyways, to sum it all up.
Skill issue.
Holy using headphones and listening to his voice is like therapy wtf I need help
Then don't use head phones when watching techno blade so your ears are safer
LMAO YES
FAST YOU NEED HELP CONTACT YOUR THERAPIST
dogs.mp4 proceeds to put on his headphones
me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Miguel Rocha lmao trying to flex but u realize u don’t understand anything
Miguel Rocha also use ur common sense AirPods weren’t a thing two years ago
"Technoblade never dies."
He has conquered our planet so now he is on a journey to conquer the heavens
0:26
The words said this
"Techno are you dead? No no, technoblade never dies common"
🙂
Killing someone with a bow in Minecraft is like the most satisfying thing ever
Ye
No say there's a gap in a thin bridge then when they jump you place blocks in the way so they fall into the void
Yeah I love killing people with a bow
Btw whats minecraft?
Yeah
The game he is playing
"Seems like it would be a boring e-sport where everyone's the same"
**Cut to techno ruining a $36,000 tournament with mass donations with an OP team and equipment.**
You mean MCU? He had the worst team there lmfao
@@everettflowers6293 no he means his video on the $36,000 tournament with nester and Calvin
coooool
@@juliemotes1229 Isn't that MCU tho
what about killing with fireball
ive never used a fireball in Minecraft tho
I will forever miss you, Techno.
You will never die
dead people can read youtube comments.
he physically died though.
@@thehanlons7686 we don't care about that
Nerd
now that he is gone i'll never be able to watch his videos with the same smile again rip technoblade
Guy: *throws emeralds off*
Guy 1 week later: oh technoblade live stream
Guy 40 minutes later: *nervous breathing*
Haha if that were me i would be proud
"There is no game more selling then Minecraft except Tetris."
*Laughs in Future.*
3katsiMe Minecraft is still 1 actually😀
undertale 3098 would beg to differ
[VUT]Veemo The MemeLord aka the art kid fortnite............
@@jeffjefflover You mean the game that everyone deserted in someting like 2 months ?
@@jeffjefflover actually, no. Fortnite is free so it doesnt sell copies.
0:27 "techno are you dead" hits harder now 😢
Yeah I saw that 😭
0:27 "Techno are you dead?" No, Technoblade Never Dies
Never
i love how you say everything that ends with “ing” just “in” like runin’ or walkin’ 😂
In the state where I live everyone talks like that. It's like an accent
I do that sometimes and I live in NY
Cryin'
yep, i live in Montana and that's the norm.
technoaccent
"I hate when bedwars players try"
- Technoblade 2k17
0:27 techno are u dead? No technoblade never dies, I am crying so hard after hearing that 😞😢
That Techno are you dead
,,no. Technoblade never die"
Hurt so much knowing what happened a couple days ago
"I don't wanna say everyone is streamsniping cause that makes me sound like an angry old man" = NOT Ninja 2018
Wait this was an hour long.... holy shit I watched the whole thing thinking it was only 20 minutes
I dont know why but for some reason I find myself watching through all of technos content over and over again. Im like a child reading the same book over.
20 pt3
same bro i was just taking a break from school and then BOOM an hour has gone by and now im late for a lecture
I was watching Technoblades old videos to remember him
Every Minecraft player respawn
Someday the Techno will respawn.
Technoblade never dies
Me too
Bruh, the 0:25 "Tehcno, are you dead? No technoblade never dies" Fly high brother. Gone but not forgotten, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
"I don't see minecraft as an e-sport"
*Takes part in minecraft mondays*
Wait good bedwars teammates are real?
fire bright no sorry 😐
Hahaha NO nerver :((
I wish
I've only met 10 good bedwars teammates.. wait I think 6
TropX You must not play much Bedwars.
I am so devastated and sad about his death Rip Techno
"Half of my chat is fighting over video games and the other half is respecting women, which is a good ratio." what 😂
Technoblade: Bridges to other beds and tnts
Me when I try: gets fireballed.
I also get bowed off my bridge
Me with my endstone skin: pathetic
if there's anything techno's taught me in bedwars, it's that 90% of bedwars players are suicidal and will yeet themselves into the void at a moment's notice
well my enemy bed traded me even though they know they will lose to me
I won the battle
but also won the war
my enemies an idiot
I miss him already. Fly high potato king. Fly high.
@@gasviation9077this is hilarious. Well delivered
How this got in my timeline btw RIP LORD
I miss you techno
The gold in your texture pack reminds me of the normal cooked pork *-*
Same, but sometimes I swear I see it as bread.
The Oxygenbreather
People have apparently really enjoyed replying to my old comments recently. Welcome to the club!
@@emmabunnycake2763 I was honestly not expecting you to respond- and another question;
everytime I watch technos old videos from like 4 years ago, I wonder if these people are still watching his content. So I wanna know to you still watch technoblade?
The Oxygenbreather
I don’t actually. Grew out of him pretty fast.
@@deactivated.1254 I just watch him when dream doesn't upload
2017: minecraft is the most popular game
2019: minecraft is the most popular game
2032: minecraft is the most popular game
ACRAIGDOG565 scarce you profil photo
@@madshelmermller4836 your grammar
minecraft good, we get it. get some good material.
@@iak-rs5fb you're*
@@Poolie no they're actually correct; it's your
“Techno are you dead, no techno never dies”. 00:26
“Techno are you dead?”
He is never dead he is always with us
31:15 Tetris has actual e-sport competitions though
“I don’t have enough for a diamond sword”
*buys an iron sword and has 22 emeralds*
0:26
"Techno, are you dead?"
"No, Technoblade never dies!"
Oh how I wish to hear him say that right now..
Bro... yes...
Bro me too
"Techno are you dead" - hits different now that I look at this video back again :,(
“Let’s just make sure no clown crawls it’s way into our bed. That sounded much more inappropriate than intended to be” -Sun Tzu Art of War
:|
so, from my calculations, the base level of leather reduces damage by 28%. since armor upgrades in bedwars only affect leggings and boots, upgrading from leather to iron increases this damage reduction by 16%. upgrading to diamond armor will increases this by a further 8%.
meanwhile, each level of protection reduces damage by 4%, to an absolute max of 80%, and an effective max of 64%. one additional level of protection across all armor pieces increases damage reduction by 16%, equivalent to that of the iron upgrade, and twice as effective as that of the diamond upgrade.
dang
Cant comprehend what you just said but UHUH AGREE 100% ahA-
wait... u have 100% DAMAGE REDUCTION with prot 4 diamond? is that right?
nah, the two different sources of damage reduction of multiplicative, not additive.
What
We'll miss you, Technoblade never dies. Even when Alex is gone, his spirit loves on in his channel.
"techno are you dead?" "no technoblade never dies" :(
that guy has to be a time traveler😂
@@theguyfromyoutube3092 fax
Is it just me that internally dies when techno has like 30 gold and still decides to buy a stone sword
Yes. You're an idiot.
Yes you are dum dum
Yes it’s just you
No me too 🤣 buddy
Nah it’s me too
“Paranoid crazy old man”
*TechnoBlade foreshadowing ninja*
That techno never dies at the beginning hurts :(
i love these old videos because he talks about his technique and thought process as he plays, and even though he is gone, i can still learn from him and become better.
fly high techno ❤️
One time I was playing bedwars and a hacker was in the game spamming the bridge egg and everyone was calling hax because they were unhittable(that's a word right?) Until later......
I found out it was an admin xD
Lol! What admin was it?
Lololololol
@@lace4171It has got to be Connor Linfoot casually cyberbullying little children
Basically the same thing
Not self promotion, Thank you.
I think it's really relaxing to listen to techno's stream while falling asleep, it's like bob ross, his voice combined with his keyboard and mouse and the Minecraft sounds, it's just so relaxing.
untill he screams blood for the blood god
@@generalkenobi9824 XD
You have an issue
I do the same
Yeah I fell asleep aswell
I just can't come to believe this guy died
Same
It's just so sad
0:26 wow he is not dead
When I try to play bedwars:
-Get 4v1 and than someone breaks my bed when I get hit off the map
-Have no WiFi
-Game stop working when I’m about to win
-Get rushed in the first 2 minutes
-Teammates log off
I don’t rage at the game I rage cause of my teammates
dang -
that happens to you to?
the game crashing when i'm about to win is a real issue
L
YOU SHOULD HOLD TEAMMATE AUDITIONS
BlueDrew ummm..
umm why are you yelling?
REST IN PEACE TECHNO, good man, rest easy 0:25
Love watching his old videos. Such a great person.
"I'm not exactly a pvp god" me seeing this year's later
“I don’t want people to think I’m a paranoid crazy old man” you are a crazy old man, techno.
but not paranoid
0:25 "techno, are you dead?"
...
He’s so amazing. I’m so glad I got to watch his videos and join in on some of his livestreams. Rest in pigs ❤
Dont buy a diamond sword, profile picture has a diamond sword
@Bowshotpig523 Minecraft and more! he dosnt play skywars anymore
Blake Nilsen he does
Thumbnail idiot
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
wooosh ffs
Im v confused at why it says it was uploaded 23 seconds ago yet all the comments are from 5 hours ago...... makes sense :| I won't question any further in fear that this is all just part of Techno's master plan.
XDont_Get_DeadX maybe some stream chat got glitched into the video comment section? Idk
He made it public after a bit when he got a good name and thumbnail :D
XDont_Get_DeadX It's called RUclips logic
XDont_Get_DeadX the comments are from five hours ago because when the stream ends, it is an unlisted video, so when it becomes listed, that's when it says it "uploaded." You can comment on unlisted videos, but when they become listed, the time stamps screw up.
I know this is late (I've been busy doing nothing) but thank you all for explaining this to me. I was very confused and my first thought was time travelers but it's good to know that's not the case.
0:26 the legend and heart touching sentence
We miss you techno
“I would say I just woke up, but I’m probably about to go to sleep, it’s 8:00 AM.”
-Technoblade 2018
I watch a lot of youtube, but I have never actually sat down and watched an entire livestream that had already ended- but somehow this was so entertaining??
I freakin’ love Techno’s stuff lmao
Don’t we all?
❤️Technosupport❤️
thats right!!!!!!!!
Watching this after techno died means that first chat he read out hit home
Im rewatching techno's videos just to hear his voice again
Rest in peace, King
"Minecraft cant be an esport, it wouldnt be fun to watch"
*wins 100k from a 1v1*
title:the never-ending search for a good bedwars teammate
first techno's teamate:i understood techno.
"lock2k left the game"
0:26 this hits hard man.. may he rest in peace
It just doesnt feel real man
That first thing when he read a message asking if he was dead and he said no made me cry R.I.P
"my sleep schedule is dead, leave me alone."
me during summer
"tnt your promblems away" -techno
wilbur blowing up lmanburg
“Techno are you dead? No technoblade never dies come on”
Yea..😥
Watching this after him passing. I’m currently crying but trying to keep the channel alive