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  • Опубликовано: 3 мар 2023
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  • @yasspanda2559
    @yasspanda2559 Год назад +16789

    That *THEY ARE HERE* sounded so ominous 😭 They brought their spirit companions

    • @adeolaobayan7735
      @adeolaobayan7735 Год назад +104

      He definitely did🤣🤣🤣

    • @lionan8807
      @lionan8807 Год назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @saccherrirhysha2660
      @saccherrirhysha2660 Год назад +38

      Can someone run with the concept for a film or story. Kinda like Sixth or They're Here. Spooky. Oooo. "The Fifth is Over There" or The Sixth Are Here." I bought all this food for five guests. The other four are Time, Space, Gravity, & Others.

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL Год назад +3

      @@saccherrirhysha2660 imagine, a friend keeps correcting you when you refer to his friend as ‘he’. “No, no, no, it’s *they* ”, he would always say. You assumed that they were non-binary. Never that, when they spasmed and screamed, and drew signs in blood, and when their voice(s?) held the depths of hell, that there was more than one person.
      this is so stupid oh my god.

    • @Terminario
      @Terminario Год назад +5

      No cap😂

  • @reneXtonedeaf
    @reneXtonedeaf Год назад +15375

    " *they* are here" LMAOOO

    • @kitkatmelon
      @kitkatmelon Год назад +245

      Ominously nonbinary

    • @bath_foam4576
      @bath_foam4576 Год назад +54

      me when i arrive anywhere

    • @absolutelynotarobot
      @absolutelynotarobot Год назад +44

      This is the vibe I'm going for

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +32

      The silent almost creepy way he said it really made it good

    • @liliumjade
      @liliumjade Год назад +32

      Since it is one person, would you say "they IS here?" Somehow in a conversation, it needs to be conveyed that you're talking about one single person, right?

  • @StephenHenryIV
    @StephenHenryIV Год назад +2185

    “with one person” he said in the quietest scream imaginable

  • @Freud_Mayweather
    @Freud_Mayweather Год назад +1333

    This dude just learned the language 3 years ago and is killing stand up comedy with it, that's absolutely crazy 😧

    • @EamonWill
      @EamonWill Год назад +45

      Seriously! I've been teaching myself Spanish for the last three years, and I can't even talk to one person without sweating bullets!

    • @FallenLight0
      @FallenLight0 Год назад +59

      I'm brazilian, and it's super rare to see a brazilian doing english stand up in this level, he is very good

    • @milenaschillernino4469
      @milenaschillernino4469 Год назад +17

      ​@@FallenLight0 I agree, my father is Brazilian and he hardly speaks any English, let alone tell jokes or do stand up comedy😅

    • @LenonJund
      @LenonJund Год назад +9

      I believe he made his high school there and even played basketball before he even thought to start in stand up!!! They are just jokes.

    • @GabeHowardd
      @GabeHowardd Год назад +12

      @@LenonJund Nah, bro, he is born and raised in Brazil

  • @certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224
    @certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 Год назад +36249

    The joke is clearly about the language barrier and not people's pronouns. It was funny. Calm tf down

    • @itsyaboykam
      @itsyaboykam Год назад +915

      FR! I'm trans as well and I remember having difficulty consciously adjusting to using they/them pronouns to refer to one person. The joke is that English is difficult, not that they thems are irrational

    • @testingsomething5280
      @testingsomething5280 Год назад +2429

      Nobody cares about pronouns

    • @mxx058
      @mxx058 Год назад +226

      @@shadowbandit3975bro that is how to use pronouns. It’s English. Even if they didn’t go by they/them it would still be correct language

    • @adultdirtbag8605
      @adultdirtbag8605 Год назад +510

      Or it is about the proper meaning of words... No?

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Год назад +1

      @@averagemobileplayergfs7383 lol, you’re here whining like a little bitch, so i think we can pile you in with the snowflakes

  • @zion._.parker
    @zion._.parker Год назад +4642

    "You tell them that they're gonna eat all of this fucking food" LMAO

    • @abrahamray3389
      @abrahamray3389 Год назад +56

      make sure you do not fat shame THEM

    • @sirjoejoe8813
      @sirjoejoe8813 Год назад +9

      Yeah that really got me😅😅

    • @Richard_Gobbler
      @Richard_Gobbler Год назад +8

      Gotta love people that repeat exactly what was said in the video 🤡🥱

    • @msreen269
      @msreen269 Год назад

      @@Richard_GobblerGotta love those idiots who read what was repeated only to make a dumbass comment about it being repeated🙄

    • @skyvro
      @skyvro Год назад

      @@abrahamray3389 mf they can also be skinny as hell..

  • @ethanerdman1137
    @ethanerdman1137 Год назад +286

    This is a prime example of how to line up and keep a great joke rolling, the pausing and lightheartedness, delivery, all smoothly executed.

    • @tinimuzel7043
      @tinimuzel7043 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yup this guy is big in Portuguese... Two or three Netflix specials of his own... Being fulfilled in life with accomplishments he decided to go to New York and start all over again... Respect for having the balls to do that

  • @moreakerei
    @moreakerei 10 месяцев назад +116

    "WHAT THE FUCK?!" - Dumbledore said calmly

  • @pigeonbraine
    @pigeonbraine Год назад +4844

    the deep “THEY ARE HERE …” is where i broke 😭

    • @josephfitzgerald4830
      @josephfitzgerald4830 Год назад +42

      Legion for they are many! 😂

    • @berkeliumk
      @berkeliumk Год назад +32

      Sounded like some kind of exorcism with multiple spirits.

    • @jamesforsythe1151
      @jamesforsythe1151 Год назад +19

      Some reason my mind went to demonic possession

    • @289rory
      @289rory Год назад +8

      He already had me with “What the fuuuck?”

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 месяца назад +1

      ya me too 💀💦

  • @YukonJack
    @YukonJack Год назад +5057

    The fact that he is so sincere with literally zero malice makes it that much funnier.

    • @nickagriesti6708
      @nickagriesti6708 Год назад +73

      Except that it's doesn't, because he definitely mocked the whole concept. You don't have to proudly proclaim hatred or declare an intention to eradicate in order to cause harm or perpetuate a harmful condition. Imagine being someone who is hopping mad about the existence of transgenderism and desperate for any kind of even relatively neutral validation. Then imagine finding a non-native english speaker who says that it makes everything complicated and doesn't make sense.
      When your objective is to invalidate, harm, and/or marginalize, your first tactic tends to be a desperate search for neutral rhetoric that empowers a broader invalidation without directly doing so itself. It's textbook nationalism; it's textbook fascism; it's just all around "textbook" and readily identifiable in every attempt to push back against things like transgenderism. The Arkansas Attorney General couldn't even name the alleged medical organizarion she claims is twlling her that gender disphoria is a sickness that can be cured by deadnaming and allowing parents to sue entire schoolboards. And don't even get me started on the whole "we're protecting our children from being groomed by drag queens" nonsense. If that's the case, then why is it still legal in roughly half of American states, all deeply red, for men to marry underage girls, with most of those states allowing for them to be married without a minimum age? Because that's usually a religious thing.

    • @YukonJack
      @YukonJack Год назад +375

      @@nickagriesti6708 Don't forget your meds there next time, Nicky my Boy.

    • @nightfallreviews1533
      @nightfallreviews1533 Год назад

      @@nickagriesti6708 We *SHOULD* mock it because it’s f*cking stupid.
      The mental illnesses is called body dysmorphia.
      And if it is allowed to marry minors then that’s disgusting and needs to change however it isn’t a major problem right now when compared to the obvious child predation the left is pushing

    • @jamaalshaikh122
      @jamaalshaikh122 Год назад +225

      ​@@nickagriesti6708 who cares, the whole world is mocking the concept and rightfully so, it should be mocked and ridiculed

    • @danielhilley4818
      @danielhilley4818 Год назад +104

      ​@nickagriesti6708 every group gets mocked. It's like the foundation of comedy! Stop being so sensitive.

  • @TheKawaiiDango
    @TheKawaiiDango Год назад +151

    The delivery and facial expressions are on point 😂

    • @ignan1923
      @ignan1923 9 месяцев назад +3

      He is like the best stand up comedian of the entire country, his facial expressions are awesome

  • @noahwillette2354
    @noahwillette2354 Год назад +65

    This is the absolute BEST guy to present this conflict.

  • @kevinomondi420
    @kevinomondi420 Год назад +3596

    "So you tell them that they are gonna eat all this fucking food" 😂😂😂😂😅 I'm dying man

    • @sergionascimentobordalo202
      @sergionascimentobordalo202 Год назад +41

      That's the brazilian rule for the host/guest relationship. It's above every other rule in society... including pronouns. "I will make the food, you will eat the food". Never forget that.

    • @trynabeproductive6808
      @trynabeproductive6808 Год назад +9

      @@sergionascimentobordalo202 lol same in Turkey

    • @trynabeproductive6808
      @trynabeproductive6808 Год назад +1

      @@sergionascimentobordalo202 lol same in Turkey

    • @sergionascimentobordalo202
      @sergionascimentobordalo202 Год назад +7

      @@trynabeproductive6808 😅 We have many other similarities, for sure. (I've been to Kusadasi). 👍

    • @zaratustras1000
      @zaratustras1000 Год назад +2

      ​@@trynabeproductive6808similar in Greece too

  • @krushna4181
    @krushna4181 Год назад +2398

    "They are here"
    "Okay, let me call the ghost busters real quick"

    • @familydevice8398
      @familydevice8398 Год назад +8

      💀💀

    • @willmolina7395
      @willmolina7395 Год назад +10

      I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenyakharmani
      @kenyakharmani Год назад

      No yours wasn’t funny sorry

    • @warsamaosman0894
      @warsamaosman0894 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peachbun
      @peachbun Год назад +14

      When people say call them they, it makes me think of "What is your name?” Jesus asked.
      “My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10And he begged Jesus repeatedly not to send them out of that region.
      A singular person claiming to be a "they", more than one person, it is from a dark spirit inspiring this idea.

  • @Ay.--
    @Ay.-- 11 месяцев назад +105

    I could rewatch this for years and it will never get less funnier. Love it 😂

  • @aakashyadav678
    @aakashyadav678 Год назад +70

    The voice change between "one person" and "They are here" was epic
    His tone changed a lot in this one minute. Initially, the Newbie one, then considerate, confused, scary, and in the end, like a parent who is just ordering his child to complete something which the child was supposed to do.
    It's brilliant.

  • @colinloh6427
    @colinloh6427 Год назад +1715

    Bro looked so innocent and honest. 😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣

    • @lgbtes
      @lgbtes Год назад

      He is racist, prejudice and fake

    • @aurizzistic
      @aurizzistic Год назад +11

      Thats because he was lol. He isnt making fun of trans people he is making fun of the english language being so confusing. It doesnt make sense to have a singular they but we have had it since the 15th century. He meant no harm he is just confused af lul. Sounds like the language he speaks is gender neutral. Like turkish/armenian

    • @gorollofarms5729
      @gorollofarms5729 Год назад +11

      Bcuz he is innocent. Its not his fault ppl are idiots

    • @colinloh6427
      @colinloh6427 Год назад +1

      @@gorollofarms5729 Agree.

    • @jggouvea
      @jggouvea Год назад +2

      @@aurizzistic No, Portuguese is absolutely two-gendered to the very core. Any noun is either masculine or feminine and this is reflected all along the sentence, hard-coded. In fact, changing the gender of a noun can totally change its meaning. For instance "copo" (masc.) is a glass (like in a "glass of water"), but "copa" (fem.) is either a "cup" (like in "world cup"), the foliage of a tree or the place in your home where you eat (but don't prepare the food there).

  • @chaplainfatty
    @chaplainfatty Год назад +2879

    As a non-native english speaker, *FUCKING RELATABLE*

    • @gingerkid104
      @gingerkid104 Год назад +117

      As a native English speaker it's confusing af.

    • @littlestbroccoli
      @littlestbroccoli Год назад +72

      As a native English speaker, my only wish is that we had agreed on a pronoun that wasn't plural, so I could sound like less of an unsupportive ass when my brain craps out midsentence and chooses one of the singular ones. I feel like all of us didn't think this through enough haha

    • @JohnnyStrelok
      @JohnnyStrelok Год назад +60

      @@littlestbroccoli But "they" is a common singular pronoun when talking about a person whose gender you don't know. "My friend is coming to dinner." "Okay, ask them what they want."
      As a native English speaker, I don't understand how you guys are suddenly having a problem with something we've been doing the whole time.

    • @karenholton1861
      @karenholton1861 Год назад +17

      It's confusing to American natives as well

    • @chaplainfatty
      @chaplainfatty Год назад +54

      @@JohnnyStrelok I, for example, am Portuguese. We don't have a "they". We have a plural for "he" and "she", kinda like "hes" and "shes". If it is a mixed group, like two men and two women, we still use the masculine one. Most languages don't have "neutral pronouns", and English just _barely_ does... I have been called a biggot, word I didn't even know existed at the time, for asking "how can one person be referred to as several?"
      The other guy just called me insensitive when I was actually just confused...
      In my country, if your friend says they have someone coming over, you can say "Está bem, como se chama?" which roughly means "Ok, what's their name?" except in a truly neutral way. No pronouns are used in this sentence. You can do that or maybe this:
      Imagine a guy named Pete who identifies as non-binary. Instead of saying "they are etc." you can just go around the "problem" and avoid all pronouns, just saying "Pete is etc."

  • @HeryPurnama
    @HeryPurnama 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love this guy face expression... Especially when he said "with one person !!" 😅😅

  • @solomonmoeller1166
    @solomonmoeller1166 10 месяцев назад +3

    I like this guy!! You make English more difficult than it should be!! 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @Primal_Primat3
    @Primal_Primat3 Год назад +2133

    The fact he not only learned the language, but he learned the humour, quite incredible tbh.
    "You tell them, they are going to eat all this fuking food" just nailed it lol

    • @FarawayBrawlHacks
      @FarawayBrawlHacks Год назад +48

      He already had the humor bruh, he just had to translate it

    • @uncletom4868
      @uncletom4868 Год назад

      Yes, because America invented humor. All the other countries in the world never laughed ever.
      In Europe we only laugh when someone slips and falls on a banana peel.
      You should see what Asia looks like dude.
      They are miserable.
      And the sad thing is they spent hundreds of years researching sense of humor.
      They have collectively looked for a joke all over their lands so hard so they even now to this day are always squinting, looking for a joke, a sense of humor.

    • @cristianproust
      @cristianproust Год назад +15

      Most countries outside America can't afford humor

    • @Vincychs
      @Vincychs Год назад +4

      ​@@cristianproust wdym

    • @marivictal5487
      @marivictal5487 Год назад +16

      Tbh he is already an amazing humorist in Brazil, he just needed to adapt his jokes to land in English (which sometimes is easier than in portuguese)

  • @TheViciousVendetta
    @TheViciousVendetta Год назад +1198

    "With one person!" the silent outrage is hilarious 😂

    • @justinthislife
      @justinthislife Год назад +2

      Im sorry are you assuming they identify as human...
      sorry had to do it

  • @et207
    @et207 Год назад +9

    I'm deadly laughing 😂😂.. his intonation voice is so dark humor

  • @michealmajor7883
    @michealmajor7883 Год назад +1124

    😂😂😂 sometimes the simplest jokes are the funniest. It was the tone, timing and details. Well executed.

    • @yungifez
      @yungifez Год назад +6

      That what the f got me

    • @willmolina7395
      @willmolina7395 Год назад +7

      Yes ...I had a friend who was starting his comedian career..and you're right ..the timing, expression, tone etc etc ..even simple " little Johnny jokes would have us DYING 😂😂😂

    • @XRyder46
      @XRyder46 Год назад

      Okay

    • @alen5158
      @alen5158 Год назад

      It was the tone for me😂

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo Год назад

      glad youre at least aware that his jokes were the lowest hanging fruit, cuz to me it already fell from the tree and was rotting on the ground

  • @janetmerai
    @janetmerai Год назад +1952

    The fact you can articulate in English like this makes you far better in English than some natives!

    • @highphi2266
      @highphi2266 Год назад +20

      you leave natives out of this. Each tribe had their own language before english !! 😅 i lm kidding , i’m kidding… i know what you meant. 😊

    • @whoknowsanymore4761
      @whoknowsanymore4761 Год назад +2

      Yea he's better than I am
      But then again I speak in my local dialect 😂

    • @topsyturvyy4558
      @topsyturvyy4558 Год назад +1

      @@highphi2266 Native is a broad term, plus the fact that "Natives" of North America crossed the Behring Strait complicates the matter even more!

    • @tiremansmith4242
      @tiremansmith4242 Год назад +3

      it is not that we are not able to we just don't want to

    • @Rameshbir
      @Rameshbir Год назад +1

      ​@@tiremansmith4242 thank you!

  • @Spacebanana-im5qt
    @Spacebanana-im5qt Год назад +10

    THEY ARE HERE! 😵‍💫

  • @TUHANbukanorangARAB
    @TUHANbukanorangARAB 11 месяцев назад +3

    The host: "Hi, what's your name?"
    The guest: "My name is LEGION for we are many."
    *(I knew it)*

  • @babybleuuu
    @babybleuuu Год назад +7482

    He had us in the first half ngl. Hilarious way to make a joke that's not malicious
    Edit: I'm genuinely concerned how many people saw me say NOT malicious and immediately took offense asking why I called him malicious, y'all learn to read please

    • @npcnobody4926
      @npcnobody4926 Год назад +15

      I’m sure his wallet disagrees

    • @babybleuuu
      @babybleuuu Год назад +15

      @@npcnobody4926 yeah for sure, I'm not sure if many waited to hear him out

    • @ladyinthelake2025
      @ladyinthelake2025 Год назад +104

      @@oye6124 🤨

    • @babybleuuu
      @babybleuuu Год назад +113

      @@oye6124 you're the type of person that missed his joke on the other side of the spectrum

    • @oye6124
      @oye6124 Год назад +11

      @@babybleuuu oh youre right only people who didnt get the joke can disagree with you because im a moron somehow

  • @LumpoMcBlumbo
    @LumpoMcBlumbo Год назад +5202

    This is an example of it’s ok to make fun of anything as long as it’s *actually* funny

    • @emirnartyzhev2053
      @emirnartyzhev2053 Год назад +230

      Wow, lgbtq approved joke, that’s something new

    • @slvshy666
      @slvshy666 Год назад +119

      I think It's more a case where no one can feel offended because he's a foreigner. If he didn't have an accent, kids would be butthurt.

    • @dhaloh
      @dhaloh Год назад +215

      @@emirnartyzhev2053 not really, you've just been living under a rock.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Год назад +175

      @@slvshy666 no even if he didnt have an accent if someone was talking about mistaking an individual, "them" for a group and bought a bunch of food that would be funny irregardless without insulting anyone or calling people fake for no reason.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Год назад

      @@slvshy666 i think you are butthurt that people can tell the difference between malicious intent. you want to normalize being a douche to trans people. he told a joke without being mean.

  • @corkystorky
    @corkystorky 3 месяца назад +1

    I can't remember how many times I've seen this but it seems I see this for the first time and laugh like I did the first time

  • @ivung729
    @ivung729 Год назад +27

    His intonation, I could stay all night to hear his storytelling

    • @alaskannative11
      @alaskannative11 Год назад

      Lmao this dude could magically make me fall asleep by reading a horror story to me and I wouldn't be angry about it 🤣

  • @husnikamal9650
    @husnikamal9650 Год назад +2481

    he said "what the fuck? " calm and nicely lol

  • @adarrm
    @adarrm Год назад +600

    There's some serious skill in this to poke fun at a very controversial topic without being controversial. Brilliant.

    • @joewillis6283
      @joewillis6283 Год назад +15

      Bah he nailed it. The joke wasn't on non binary people it was on learning the language so not really controversial. When he first started talking I was like oooh no someone else picking fun at nonbinary ppl and by the end laughing 😂

    • @andreicmello
      @andreicmello Год назад +9

      This guy is a very famous Brazilian stand up and he has gotten into trouble many times with controversial routines. He knows what he's doing, trust me.

    • @Vinny.X
      @Vinny.X Год назад +28

      Nothing controversial about it. Referring to yourself as THEM is idiotic.

    • @busterofcoviddeniers
      @busterofcoviddeniers Год назад

      Indeed

    • @busterofcoviddeniers
      @busterofcoviddeniers Год назад +2

      @@joewillis6283exactly he got to point out how ridiculous trying to use they as a plural is without being offensive

  • @brendonslife4584
    @brendonslife4584 Год назад +2

    i was confused then remembered some ppl dont know they is also singular LOLLL

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 Год назад

      Singular "they" should really be taught in schools. It's already been in widespread use for decades, might as well make it official.

  • @daviviegas280
    @daviviegas280 Год назад +15

    I thought I had a stroke when I noticed he was speaking English, I've watched this man before in Portuguese, didn't knew he was doing stand-up in America, I'm happy for him

  • @benjwilliams5104
    @benjwilliams5104 Год назад +5926

    This joke is a masterclass in observational humor on divisive topics.
    He ultimately correctly genders the guest, and the punchline is about the misunderstanding, not just mocking the person themself, but also not couching himself as like, morally superior for correctly gendering the person.
    Not hurtful, not preachy, just funny.

    • @NotSoMuchFrankly
      @NotSoMuchFrankly Год назад +242

      The *joke* is about the misunderstanding. The punchline is about who the hell is going to eat all this damn food you made me pay for.

    • @benjwilliams5104
      @benjwilliams5104 Год назад +71

      @@NotSoMuchFrankly I totally agree. I think it holds that the extra food, and the need to eat it, arises from the communication error, rather than from any derision of the guest.

    • @vsiny
      @vsiny Год назад +112

      Yes, exactly. I’m nonbinary but my mother’s first language wasn’t English, so I’m aware of how difficult adjusting to new language is, and especially how frustrating new linguistic norms can be. I was nervous this would be a queerphobic joke, but he did it wonderfully! A guy who knows how to take sensitive topics and actually make ‘em funny.

    • @NotSoMuchFrankly
      @NotSoMuchFrankly Год назад +40

      @@vsiny The **English language** is trying to adjust to the English language, right now.
      It's not just that They/Them doesn't make sense in other languages. It doesn't make grammatical sense in English.
      Archaic (mis)usages from before prescriptive dictionaries not withstanding, using a plural-case pronoun for a singular-case definite-pronoun is always going to be ambiguous.
      Using it for indefinite pronouns can make sense because you don't know or haven't specified a gender. It's an imperfect sol'n and I'm hoping a better one comes along because of that.

    • @omiyomy
      @omiyomy Год назад +54

      ​@@NotSoMuchFrankly Framing historical use of singular they as misusage is a bit disingenuous. I would argue from a descriptivist perspective that it's an entirely valid use of the word because (many) people are using it that way

  • @akinwalearobieke2964
    @akinwalearobieke2964 Год назад +881

    Line delivery was PERFECT. I love this dude!

  • @pamelajames6454
    @pamelajames6454 Год назад +5

    This is so funny I cannot stop laughing. You are so right and 100% correct here what the flip right!

  • @gaztambo139
    @gaztambo139 11 месяцев назад +6

    When he said “My friend showed up… with ONE person”. Sort of reminded me of a Dave Allen delivery.

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty Год назад +461

    _with one person._
    *THEY ARE HERE!*
    me: dying.

    • @idk_something301
      @idk_something301 Год назад +3

      One person with enough mass to count as 3?

    • @reeseblakeney7917
      @reeseblakeney7917 Год назад +1

      His friends eyes start glowing and floating in the air, light emanating from his body. *"We are they triumvirate, we are eternal, we hunger"*
      "Good thing I bought a lot of food"

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 Год назад +1

      ​@@reeseblakeney7917 Oh crap, someone get the headphones, it's happening again!

    • @thecosmicxx
      @thecosmicxx 9 месяцев назад

      That is correct English though. You use they when you don’t know any more details. Example: The UPS dropped off your package. O where did they leave it?

    • @WittyBitty
      @WittyBitty 9 месяцев назад

      @@thecosmicxx they, in "correct English" is used in that context because:
      1. you are referring to UPS as an organization, not the *singular* person who delivered the package. or,
      2. you have not in fact seen the delivery person and therefore resort to a gender-neutral term to address them...
      *NOT* when it's a *singular* person who is being seen therefore fits into the singular proper pronouns of he/she, him/her.
      That's *correct English* . now, if we're talking about social construct, it's a different thing but this is the rule of *correct English*

  • @Bossko.Mafana
    @Bossko.Mafana Год назад +276

    The delivery of "what the f***!?' was hilarious!

  • @mail-temporal
    @mail-temporal Год назад +14

    My bro you have the sparks of grace and charm of latin america 👌 congrats 😂

  • @pinkhumanity
    @pinkhumanity Год назад +14

    "There they is!"
    "Is? Isnt it supposed to be "ARE"?"
    "Nope, only a single person."
    "Wtf"

  • @stalemouldybread
    @stalemouldybread Год назад +481

    his delivery is too funny! he seems genuinely confused 😭

    • @sachamusica1
      @sachamusica1 Год назад +12

      Just like everyone else

    • @subterrain5293
      @subterrain5293 Год назад +5

      Everyone is..

    • @pioteko
      @pioteko Год назад

      As he should be, they them pronouns are retarded and youll never catch me calling a man they or a woman them because they are him or her lol

    • @ds698
      @ds698 Год назад +3

      Every one hates pronouns

    • @huh7056
      @huh7056 Год назад +3

      He is genuinely confused...

  • @Walkingike
    @Walkingike Год назад +18

    That's art.

  • @Yoonji9212
    @Yoonji9212 Год назад +4

    "THEY ARE HERE" insert X Files music theme👽

  • @hugoponce1712
    @hugoponce1712 Год назад +1138

    Fun fact: His name is Rafael (Rafinha) Bastos. He's a very known brazilian comic with a long career history. I'm quite surprised he's started doing stand up in English and may I say, he's hilarious in a different language too LOL. Great work

    • @MaiaraBela
      @MaiaraBela Год назад +13

      Você tá surpreso que ele começou a fazer stand up em inglês? Faz anos que ele tá nos EUA fazendo isso kkkk ele fala disso em todo lugar.

    • @rlm939
      @rlm939 Год назад +8

      ​@@MaiaraBela mas não mostrava e algumas pessoas realmente não sabiam. Achavam que era piada!
      I'm joking 😃

    • @hugoponce1712
      @hugoponce1712 Год назад +8

      @@MaiaraBela não acompanho ele assim pra saber. Nem fazia ideia. Mas achei o set dele hilário

    • @Antonio88870
      @Antonio88870 Год назад

      ​@@hugoponce1712 ele faz já tem uns cinco anos, mas como é em inglês alcança mais o público em inglês mesmo. Ele fez um perfil a parte pra alcançar o público de língua inglesa

    • @marciamartins1976
      @marciamartins1976 Год назад

      ​@@MaiaraBela Pra mim a questão é quem é o Rafinha Bastos? Eu nao assisto TV há anos, só acompanho o que o feed do RUclips mostra. mas enfim, gostei dele.

  • @officerbanana9096
    @officerbanana9096 Год назад +310

    "They are here" is such an ominous sentence

    • @ilteschio8244
      @ilteschio8244 Год назад +1

      Poltergeist

    • @peachbun
      @peachbun Год назад +2

      When people say call them they, it makes me think of "What is your name?” Jesus asked.
      “My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10And he begged Jesus repeatedly not to send them out of that region."
      A singular person claiming to be a "they", more than one person, it is from a dark spirit inspiring this idea.

  • @NaishiYT
    @NaishiYT Год назад +19

    The “they are here” really killed me🗿

  • @e-male4859
    @e-male4859 Год назад +2

    "Actually, I'm they/them."
    "But I haven't learned how to conjugate that yet!"

  • @jeosua
    @jeosua Год назад +1686

    I feel his pain. I was raised to always have plenty of food if you knew people were coming. His friend should have said 1 more person is coming.

    • @L3thalBones
      @L3thalBones Год назад +93

      His friend should've kept his mouth shut and not bought into the delusions of someone else to begin with.

    • @ChaoticCreatures
      @ChaoticCreatures Год назад +33

      Because if he would’ve said, one more person is coming, that could’ve been offensive as well, considering what if they didn’t refer to themselves as a person, but instead identified as a furry😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BeauTylerMakesMusic
      @BeauTylerMakesMusic Год назад +9

      Who is going to tell Jeosua that jokes are usually made up stories to make people laugh and not actual incidents? 😂

    • @JohnDoeisnthonest
      @JohnDoeisnthonest Год назад +25

      ​@@L3thalBones I don't know how to tell you pronouns aren't delusions. But delusions are something completely different than that dude. Maybe do some research?

    • @L3thalBones
      @L3thalBones Год назад +1

      @@JohnDoeisnthonestusing anything other than she/her, he/him is delusional. They/them is for groups or ONLY if you don't know the gender. Its delusional to say you DONT have a gender or to "idnetify" as xe/xir, doll/dolls elf, or any other "neopronoun."

  • @TAli-xf8kn
    @TAli-xf8kn Год назад +722

    That was the most confused *wtf* I've ever heard 😂

    • @elaizakaguya4631
      @elaizakaguya4631 Год назад +5

      I'm not even gonna hide it i did the confused Wtf too😂😂

    • @saimadeit
      @saimadeit Год назад

      😭man was lost

  • @Tacomeat688
    @Tacomeat688 Год назад +2

    This is the first time I've ever seen this guy but this is the hardest ive laughed in probably 5 years

  • @user-sj2qd3xd1n
    @user-sj2qd3xd1n Год назад +7

    Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Future____
    @Future____ Год назад +1965

    This Is the first original pronoun joke in 6 years

    • @youtubecensorship842
      @youtubecensorship842 Год назад +1

      The real original joke about pronouns is how it was held down and violently gang graped by the transagenda.

    • @mickwaniarcha1861
      @mickwaniarcha1861 Год назад +65

      And a good one!

    • @rumski2926
      @rumski2926 Год назад +193

      pronouns are their own joke lmao

    • @Dizums
      @Dizums Год назад

      Why don't you let a non-binary near your car tyres?
      They / Them

    • @zm9419
      @zm9419 Год назад +101

      pronouns itself are a joke

  • @Charmedsas1
    @Charmedsas1 Год назад +337

    They are here 😂😂😂 like some conspiracy sh!t 😂😂

    • @ContactsNfilters
      @ContactsNfilters Год назад +9

      Or poltergeist 👻 "they're heeree"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Год назад

      ​@@ContactsNfilters that's the direction I thought the joke was gonna go. Some Casper shiii 😅

    • @Lollylovestealth
      @Lollylovestealth Год назад

      movie the others lmao

    • @peachbun
      @peachbun Год назад

      When people say call them they, it makes me think of "What is your name?” Jesus asked.
      “My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10And he begged Jesus repeatedly not to send them out of that region."
      A singular person claiming to be a "they", more than one person, it is from a dark spirit inspiring this idea.

    • @Lollylovestealth
      @Lollylovestealth Год назад

      @@peachbun like no clue of english grammar , he she it we you they, is no way you going to mess with foreigners mind when they learn english, ppl is nuts and i forgot I and You goes first , unbelivably slow ppl

  • @maesemilla3618
    @maesemilla3618 11 месяцев назад +1

    "...with one person" got me so bad 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @agiet9454
    @agiet9454 Год назад +2

    "they are here" is so funny... B

  • @ajb6055
    @ajb6055 Год назад +315

    Alright, that's it! From now on I will pronounce myself as "They" when invited to a dinner, for the sake of more food

  • @calebmccoy2412
    @calebmccoy2412 Год назад +2512

    Loved it.
    Reminds me of chappelle.
    "Careful Dave, they're after you"
    "One they, or many they?"

    • @MrEmiosk
      @MrEmiosk Год назад +60

      great example of why currently, our languages can't handle the spectrum

    • @alexisspicer3797
      @alexisspicer3797 Год назад +55

      Yeah, except this guy doesn't hate trans people

    • @calebmccoy2412
      @calebmccoy2412 Год назад +50

      @@alexisspicer3797 i watched his special. No he doesn't. Or do you think he does coz people got upset about him.

    • @alexisspicer3797
      @alexisspicer3797 Год назад +42

      @Caleb McCoy No, I think he does because he talks about them as an "other" as if they aren't humans and refuses to become more educated on the topic. Instead, he chooses to get butt hurt that people called him out and went on an hour long transphobic rant he called a comedy special. It's ok to make jokes about trans people, there's plenty to joke about. But he didn't do that, he just spewed hate.

    • @calebmccoy2412
      @calebmccoy2412 Год назад +16

      @@alexisspicer3797 what was the hour long rant?

  • @Birzo754
    @Birzo754 Год назад +1

    The way he said "with one person" got me hahaha

  • @mrgold24kt
    @mrgold24kt 11 месяцев назад +2

    THEY ARE HERE💀💀😂😂

  • @Dimaz42
    @Dimaz42 Год назад +322

    from the way he talks, it seems like this guy is naturally funny 😄

    • @smithjohnsonwilliams
      @smithjohnsonwilliams Год назад +5

      oh my god avril lavigne

    • @eduardodias.saude.dentista
      @eduardodias.saude.dentista Год назад +10

      He has 20 years experience in comedy. Back in Brazil...

    • @douglasmayc
      @douglasmayc Год назад +1

      @@smithjohnsonwilliams Looks she is using a fake name to comment here. Just forgot to change the profile pic.

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Год назад +2

      fr, he should become a comedian

    • @vitoria6737
      @vitoria6737 Год назад +1

      Hes a comedian in brazil who got cancell because of some terrible hurting jokes about pregnancy….

  • @DJMeku
    @DJMeku Год назад +193

    "they are here!" 😂 like he is posessed

    • @peachbun
      @peachbun Год назад +4

      When people say call them they, it makes me think of "What is your name?” Jesus asked.
      “My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10And he begged Jesus repeatedly not to send them out of that region.
      A singular person claiming to be a "they", more than one person, it is from a dark spirit inspiring this idea.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 Год назад

      ​@@peachbunBingo! Exactly what I was thinking of!

    • @shayannesmith3953
      @shayannesmith3953 Год назад

      @@peachbun facts!

  • @allyhouser1495
    @allyhouser1495 Год назад +4

    As someone who prefers they/them pronouns I can honestly say this is funny as FUCK😂.

  • @moulinyan
    @moulinyan Год назад +4

    i laugh less than anyone you know. this got me.

  • @Nonethelessersoulcoin
    @Nonethelessersoulcoin Год назад +359

    See this is a perfect example of using humor to make touchy subjects better, not worse 😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a bit

    • @thsone
      @thsone Год назад +8

      Its not a touchy subject.

    • @raak4070
      @raak4070 Год назад +29

      ​@@thsone really, trans people are not considered controversial? Did I go to sleep last night and wake up in a progressive wonderland full of people who get mad at things that matter?

    • @10kdog5
      @10kdog5 Год назад +5

      @@raak4070 sadly I’m afraid not, what matters is subjective in many cases so to some people being trans is super important (both for and against) while some people don’t give a flying fuck if someone is trans, they actually take a look at personality

    • @raak4070
      @raak4070 Год назад +4

      It's super important because the people who want them to not exist are making it really hard to exist. They would be boring normal people and not caring one way or the other would be fine, but not caring one way or the other only served one side during the 40s.

    • @10kdog5
      @10kdog5 Год назад +5

      @@raak4070 like I said, importance in subjective, not everyone agrees on the importance of situations, personally I do think that how people are reacting to trans people is stupid, last time I checked they are still human, I may not understand being trans but I sure as hell know they are still human beings. I just want people to co-exist and accept differences, again I may not understand trans but I personally don’t ridicule them for it, I go off personality, if they have a bad personality they can go fuck themselves and stay out of my life, but if they have an amazing personality sure I will be friends with them, even if they have a trash personality I’m not going to blame it on them being trans, to me that’s just idiotic

  • @hurgurhurghuthfn
    @hurgurhurghuthfn Год назад +114

    The sinister tone of " they are here" is epic.

  • @noacalfon9094
    @noacalfon9094 Год назад +2

    That’s hilarious…..I’m dying over here 😂

  • @SirDiamondNips
    @SirDiamondNips Год назад +80

    They say the final stage of language fluency is your ability to tell and understand jokes in that language. So this guy is doing just fine.

  • @agbonungozi7861
    @agbonungozi7861 Год назад +418

    "So u tell them that they are going to eat all this fucking food" 😂😂😂

    • @Chaonick
      @Chaonick Год назад

      All of this fxcking food😂😂😂😅

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Год назад +6

      It makes it less of an offensive joke at non-binary people's expense, and more of a hilarious misunderstanding, like "I thought lots of people were coming because you said "them", and now *someone* has to eat all this fucking food!"

    • @frederico-kluser
      @frederico-kluser Год назад +4

      @@katanah3195thanks mrs obvious

  • @ton284
    @ton284 11 месяцев назад +1

    The way he talks so calmly makes it so interesting and hilarious😅😂😂😂

  • @aarondrossart6026
    @aarondrossart6026 Год назад +124

    This is perfectly crafted and delivered.

    • @Optim40
      @Optim40 Год назад

      Just enjoy it.

    • @mrollins4684
      @mrollins4684 Год назад

      I had just typed "This is so well crafted and delivered", then found your comment. Nice.

    • @aarondrossart6026
      @aarondrossart6026 Год назад

      @@Optim40 I did. That's why I said that it was perfectly crafted and delivered! :)

  • @hocuslosefocus1489
    @hocuslosefocus1489 Год назад +315

    This guy would be an absolutely amazing voice actor, you heard that : _they are here._ ? Shit was too good.

    • @ezzb
      @ezzb Год назад

      He is, in his native language here in Brazil.

  • @vegashainning8071
    @vegashainning8071 11 месяцев назад +3

    Theyyyareheeereeee Awe Maaaan that was TOO CLEVER🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. Considering our times…Well done sir👏. Now this IS TALENT.
    Edit:
    Whoaaa someone just shared he landed on our side of comedy in the US 3 years ago and killing the comedy circuit. Truly THAT is impressive. It takes decades to just break in. I’d say this guy is shattering the ceiling and raising the bar of common sense comedy gold!

  • @kyndallpwilson1
    @kyndallpwilson1 Год назад +105

    The “They are here” was delivered perfectly

  • @ent.8979
    @ent.8979 Год назад +530

    One of my favorite Brazilian comedians for sure!

    • @joannegarofalo3556
      @joannegarofalo3556 Год назад +4

      What's his name?

    • @soundfiles4669
      @soundfiles4669 Год назад +15

      Rafinha Bastos

    • @fmskt
      @fmskt Год назад +9

      ​@@joannegarofalo3556 português; rafinha bastos, inglês; rafi bastos

    • @Fae7Rose
      @Fae7Rose Год назад +10

      oh shit thought he was Greek

    • @ent.8979
      @ent.8979 Год назад +3

      @@Fae7Rose bruh 🤣

  • @johnnyspeed5885
    @johnnyspeed5885 Год назад +1

    "And, I was like, 'What the f**k??'"
    Same for the rest of us, bro... 😂

  • @ms.mi.2231
    @ms.mi.2231 Год назад +1

    It’s the subtle whistling for me lol I fckn love it

  • @bintadiallo6504
    @bintadiallo6504 Год назад +77

    “Then you tell them…they are gonna eat all this fucking food” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Support_Iranian_Freedom
    @Support_Iranian_Freedom Год назад +153

    This dude is brilliant in his delivery😂

  • @michaelyasien
    @michaelyasien Год назад +1

    I can't even write my comment 😂still laughing

  • @holdupwaitaminute.
    @holdupwaitaminute. 11 месяцев назад

    “So I bought a lot of food.”
    I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chezzraa
    @Chezzraa Год назад +127

    that "they are here" Had ME LOOKING around lmao that delivery was perfect.

  • @JENNY-HottiesChannel.1955
    @JENNY-HottiesChannel.1955 3 месяца назад +19

    Whos already shared this with all their friends? 💌
    👇

  • @pouleart8197
    @pouleart8197 Год назад +1349

    Prime example on how you can make jokes without punching down at non binary ppl

    • @mr.constantino2414
      @mr.constantino2414 Год назад +24

      How does it feel to be non binary ?

    • @suicidalalpaca5479
      @suicidalalpaca5479 Год назад +128

      ​@@mr.constantino2414 they dont really feel strongly about it either way

    • @SaceedAbul
      @SaceedAbul Год назад +30

      Yeah but punch down is fun

    • @pouleart8197
      @pouleart8197 Год назад +76

      @@jaybrown8807 i didn't say it was punching down, i said it wasn't. And the point on the term punching down in comedy is when you make jokes at the expense of a group of people who are already getting mistreated . There's a difference between making a racist joke (punching down) and making a joke about racism.

    • @drone2936
      @drone2936 Год назад +31

      @@jaybrown8807 I mean if they’re a bottom, you can only punch down 😂

  • @B8ct78
    @B8ct78 Год назад +1

    “So you tell them”
    Everyone HAHAHAAHHAAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂HAHAAHHAAH😂AHAHAH

  • @Dethmegadeth
    @Dethmegadeth Год назад +2444

    Give this man everything because he's destroyed a black hole.

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 Год назад

      He can destroy my black hole 🕳️

    • @bwknowles98
      @bwknowles98 Год назад +63

      ​@Lovely Day 'and everyone clapped'

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Год назад +85

      ​@Lovely Day he like...100% didn't

    • @kodamasdad9562
      @kodamasdad9562 Год назад +24

      ​@@nataliee5236 he like... 1000% did

    • @luckas221a
      @luckas221a Год назад +3

      ​@Lovely Day what he really did was destroy his career in his home country, and move to a new one to do it all over again

  • @shortblockflexinit5219
    @shortblockflexinit5219 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol! Good one. It reminds me of Dave Chappelle's joke when he was told they were after him and he asked "one they or many theys?"

  • @mila_chan97
    @mila_chan97 Год назад +143

    As a foreigner this absolutely true😂😂
    It's confusing especially when you experience it for the first time

    • @Owl325
      @Owl325 Год назад

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @shannonfbc1
      @shannonfbc1 Год назад +8

      I'm a native speaker and it confuses me too

    • @MGarafano
      @MGarafano Год назад +4

      Man I was born here and the last 10 or so years been nothing but a constant headache... I don't even try to keep up anymore

    • @nathandrivelordkingalwaysr513
      @nathandrivelordkingalwaysr513 Год назад +2

      @@MGarafano no lie I just run around saying “hey oxygen breather”

    • @Number.1Yanfei.Fan123
      @Number.1Yanfei.Fan123 Год назад +1

      @@shannonfbc1 really? They has been used to say a singular person you don’t know the gender of for quite a while now, this isn’t new

  • @ifeoluwashulammite1574
    @ifeoluwashulammite1574 Год назад +58

    They just turn into a horror movie character real quick🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucbloom
    @lucbloom Год назад +2

    For him, the friend could say “*they* _is_ here”

  • @Stardustpal25
    @Stardustpal25 Год назад +2

    I was born here and I'm still learning the language 😂

  • @ncnuggets
    @ncnuggets Год назад +554

    Omg. I haven't heard a bit like that in looooong time. Refreshing to hear all the set ups and delivery.

  • @AdrienneJung.M
    @AdrienneJung.M Год назад +516

    Oh my goodness, as an ESL teacher, I love this guy!

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 Год назад +1

      wtf is ESL? Electronic Sexual Language?

    • @panopticarts9907
      @panopticarts9907 Год назад +12

      ​@@rrs_13 ESL= English Second Language

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 Год назад +1

      ​@@panopticarts9907 A stupid name (and even worse acronym, IMO) for something that often is not the case, since it doesn't matter if you have already learnt 5 languages, it is still the same approach to english teaching (methodology focused towards challenges of non-native english speakers).
      Ty for the reply

    • @AdrienneJung.M
      @AdrienneJung.M Год назад +7

      What an odd thing to say….You’ve seriously never heard the term “ESL” before?

    • @AdrienneJung.M
      @AdrienneJung.M Год назад +3

      @@panopticarts9907 🙏 gracias

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash Год назад +50

    Don’t worry dude, we’re just as confused 💀😂

    • @Mang-ej5ul
      @Mang-ej5ul Год назад +4

      Wait until he learns about the 100 other new pronouns out there. Bc clearly as you know there are hundreds of genders to match 😅

  • @gaellechana2830
    @gaellechana2830 9 месяцев назад +1

    THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD😂
    GOD BLESS HIS HEART❤

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra Год назад +441

    Identifying as them when invited to someone’s place for dinner = more food.
    Roger that.

    • @tscaglione131
      @tscaglione131 Год назад

      You're nonbinary because you don't identify with the gender binary
      I'm nonbinary because I'm fucking hungry, we're not the same

    • @rosesandmilk
      @rosesandmilk Год назад

      Yeah fam, the non-binary people are gonna be feasting like it’s the end of the word.

    • @lolettoa2971
      @lolettoa2971 Год назад +13

      I would refuse to accept the person forcing me to call him/her them from the first place.

    • @pink1200
      @pink1200 Год назад +21

      ​@@lolettoa2971 they probably wouldn't hang out with you in the first place lol

    • @lolettoa2971
      @lolettoa2971 Год назад +7

      @@pink1200 I would make sure they don't but the video is talking about a friend bringing a friend. You are so bright I must say.

  • @TheSnoopKat
    @TheSnoopKat Год назад +117

    That was so funny! I haven't laughed at a joke like that in a minute! Great delivery.

  • @faithwangui7200
    @faithwangui7200 11 месяцев назад

    He sounds like the meem" How much is this mother fucker dancing ". It has to be him. That accent is unmistacable