My grampa was in his 80’s & had alzheimers. We were walking around his nursing home and he did a full 180 to stare at a super cute nursing assistant. I said Grampa! He turned and said a full sentence “Honey let me tell you, I’m old but when you stop looking you’re dead”. I laughed so hard! I miss that old guy. He was epic.
I’m happy-proud, even-to say that all I’ve ever seen of Dr. Phil were glimpses of him in commercials for his show. Those few seconds were more than enough. He seems to be the Jerry Springer of pseudo-psychology.
I saw Lewis Black in Colorado Springs and he generously signed my book and took a picture with me. He is the nicest man. You'd never know he's famous because he's so down to earth. I just love him and his wild sense of humor. I also liked the story he told before his show. He's been sick in Ireland and in ICU for quite some time. He made a point of telling the audience that healthcare is better OUTSIDE the US. Americans were being duped. Good for him. He's not only nice but he used his platform to benefit others. Great comedian; great human being.
Recalling working with an old vet in a hospital who hadn't talked or moved in years. Got him out of bed & I was young and beautiful at the time. The old vet reached up & touched a breast of mine. Being delighted that he smiled and had some movement I laughed and said whatever it takes do it. ☺️🇺🇸 Bless our vet's...
I tell mine I will be their mother for the rest of their lives. (even after I am dead, if the subject of their mother ever comes up, it will be me they're talking about).
I knew an old couple like this when I worked in a camera store. He would come in and play with the cameras, and she would say nasty things to him the whole time, which he completely ignored. They both knew the routine, and they were both happy and very much in love. God bless them.
Not sure why this popped up in my recommended but you and the audience find this humorous. It's lost on me. Of course, humor is very subjective, but I'd appreciate it if you would select and explain some comical element in this. Is it necessary to be familiar with Dr Phil for this to be funny?
I have a grandmother who lived to be a 104... Probably The funniest and the coolest grandmother you could possibly ever have during the depression she was in Panama her husband was on the railroad for the Panama canal she enjoyed that kind of life... But live in Pearland Texas into her old age People always kept asking her how she is... She was very Frank she said I'm waiting to die all my friends have been dead for years and my husband died decades ago.... But she still made me laugh and had a hell* of a sense of humor.. Rest in peace grace
Dr. Consequences decided to leave private practice rather than complete a WHOLE YEAR of supervision after he was reprimanded for unprofessional conduct. He got halfway through and then quit. Threw away his career as a therapist. Was it really that hard? What happened? Did they find more dirt? Did he decide there was no way in hell he'd manage another five months of good behavior? Did he decide that they'd figured out his little game and realize that he was never going to be in good standing again? Way to go, Oprah. Thanks for the anti-vaxxers and quack doctors and therapists that you got rich foisting upon us.
J B, I get your meaning, but it isn't fair. Grown-ups are responsible for themselves. If someone had warned Phil what fame and fortune would do to him, maybe he would have rejected the offer.
One of my aunts lived to be 90, my mom lived to 96, Granny lived to 99 and 1 month, but really wanted to make it to 100. Another aunt said she did not want to live to be 100. Just shows you should be careful what you wish for, as she lived to be 108!
Neighbors, both in their early 90's, had been married since their early 20's. Their secret: She had failing eyesight, and he was extremely hard of hearing.
The very first thing my mother said to my wife after they first met. "Mike no mama's boy. He's his own person". My wife then replied. "That's the reason I married your son".
Its amazing the influences on our lives how many times did this quy get screwy lewy growing up his response to this world is golden and needed. It dissolves so much american crud.
I'll never forget Phil McGraw saying on one episode that "TIME DOES NOT HEAL". I presume that he must tell his audience that to insure continuing handsome incomes to the Psychotherapeutic Brigade.
Watching Dr Phil is nauseating. Now you have to bow to his wife and all the crap he’s gotten her into with no expertise on any of it. The sons have been trumpeted .. that doctor app thing… Singing and what not. It’s just become a place where one man knows everything, and each of us are lowly followers. Now I’m ready to be analyzed for how I’ve sinned here.
I am 23 and my husband is 33, we've been married 5 years and have a 4 year old daughter. We actually met on a dating site, I was 16 but lied and said I was 18. We were together for about 6 months before I finally told him the truth and I'm truly lucky he didn't leave me. He's the greatest, funniest, most honest, caring, protective man and father I've ever met.
@@rubydragon1034 I did date at 16, but I did not date a 26 year old man. And if my 16yo daughter brought home a 26yo man, I may get my shotgun out and be cleaning it while he tells me how he loves my daughter who IS A MINOR.
@rubydragon1034 Read it again. Some of us dated at sixteen but most of us didn't date twenty-six year olds. The original poster even acknowledged that it was perhaps frowned upon.
My step Mother, whom I thought was the meanest person on earth, and...would surely die at a younger age, for all the hatefulness she has...just turned 93 years old....I AM over 55 now ! And she is still alive !!! ....Why me...??!!
Replying to Jessie james: psychologists tell us that stubbornness is the character trait that best predicts longevity. I was 72 before my bullheaded father died at 95.😮 9:13
My Grandfather is the most miserable SOB on the planet. 93; still living independently and driving. Miserable people have no stress because they don't give a shit about anything, and stress is what ages us.
If you get married, and live 64 years, and your spouse is still alive, you'll naturally be married for 64 years. What's the big deal? You said till death. So did your spouse. I don't get why people think there is some secret.
Dr. Phil appears to have practiced actual clinical psychology from 1976 0r 1977 to 1984 or 1985. In 1985 he started selling self help courses under a non-clinically-licensed non explicitly clinical format which could be described as positive psychology. In 1990, he started a trial consultancy firm specializing in consulting trial lawyers on their in-court presentations (not an expert witness consultancy firm). He's been doing TV since 1995. His understanding of clinical psychology research seems to not have been updated since 1985, if not 1976, and he's probably forgot most of what he even knew. He compensates for this with a hefty dose of American-style conservativism or traditionalism, a bias against anyone younger than 30 or anyone who is the child in a parent-child conflict, a lack of compassion, or intellectual curiosity, and a deep knowledge of "generationally-biased popular opinion" and "folksy conventional wisdom." Probably less worthy of widespread popularity or respect as a psychologist than your average clinical psychology grad student.
he's trying to be funny about dr phil but I find myself unironically agreeing with most of it like his show is legit awful and I fucking hate him. I particularly hate his idea of therapy too it's not just the making fun of guest but that his solution to literally every problem is tough love you've gotta stop enabling this behavior that's all he says like every single time parents kids addicted to the drug STOP ENABLING HIM and iet's like ok first of all part of the problem we have with fentanyl and heroin at this point is that when you don't give the addicts free needles they just reuse old ones and share them with each other and thus AIDS starts to spread. I'm not saying if you don't you're literally responsible for what they do but that that is the inevitable outcome of not enabling a sizable chunk of the addicts by giving them clean needles. I'm a harm reduciton advocate i'm like I don't approve of drug use but if people are going to use I want them to do it in the safest way possible.
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My grampa was in his 80’s & had alzheimers. We were walking around his nursing home and he did a full 180 to stare at a super cute nursing assistant. I said Grampa! He turned and said a full sentence “Honey let me tell you, I’m old but when you stop looking you’re dead”. I laughed so hard! I miss that old guy. He was epic.
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Your Grandpa was right!! LOL!
I don't even know him and I Love the old guy
That's terrific!
Gold !!
I’m happy-proud, even-to say that all I’ve ever seen of Dr. Phil were glimpses of him in commercials for his show. Those few seconds were more than enough. He seems to be the Jerry Springer of pseudo-psychology.
Real Doctors don't have TV shows!
YUP,,,,EXACTLY!!!!!
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Yes, he's garbage.
The commercials alone were enough to highlight that he was a quack.
I saw Lewis Black in Colorado Springs and he generously signed my book and took a picture with me. He is the nicest man. You'd never know he's famous because he's so down to earth. I just love him and his wild sense of humor. I also liked the story he told before his show. He's been sick in Ireland and in ICU for quite some time. He made a point of telling the audience that healthcare is better OUTSIDE the US. Americans were being duped. Good for him. He's not only nice but he used his platform to benefit others. Great comedian; great human being.
I have friends in Ireland who say the same. Thank you for the confirmation.
Flat earth skit 😁
I love Lewis Black! 👍💫❤️💥😆😂
I waited 2 hours for an autograph, but never got one, so I beg to differ.
Recalling working with an old vet in a hospital who hadn't talked or moved in years. Got him out of bed & I was young and beautiful at the time. The old vet reached up & touched a breast of mine. Being delighted that he smiled and had some movement I laughed and said whatever it takes do it. ☺️🇺🇸 Bless our vet's...
That's the best #MeToo story I've ever heard.
As my mother told me, "No matter how old you are I am still your mother". She set me straight when I was 50 years old.
I tell mine I will be their mother for the rest of their lives, even after I am dead.
I tell mine I will be their mother for the rest of their lives. (even after I am dead, if the subject of their mother ever comes up, it will be me they're talking about).
My mother always said that being in her 80s was marginally better than the alternative.
It's too bad that Lewis Black never toured with Ron White for a Black & White tour. That would have been epic!
thats genius !!!
Maybe they could do Vegas together. I'd go see them😊💞✌️❤️🌼
That wouldn’t work as they would draw very different audiences Lewis wears his liberal views on his sleeves
I'd love it if somebody took all of Lewis's bits about his parents and just made a reel of them. They're some of his funniest stuff and so relatable
'They never listened to a word the other said.' Now that's in-car entertainment!
We need Lewis Black on Tv in some fashion. Whatever form it is.
I knew an old couple like this when I worked in a camera store. He would come in and play with the cameras, and she would say nasty things to him the whole time, which he completely ignored. They both knew the routine, and they were both happy and very much in love. God bless them.
“Overtime”. I love her.
Been a fan of Mr Lewis since he was on The Daily Show.
Lewis is a national treasure
I needed these laughs. Thank you Lewis Black
Me too!
Me too
I haven't laughed this hard for a long time. Thank you for putting this on RUclips, Lewis.
Not sure why this popped up in my recommended but you and the audience find this humorous. It's lost on me. Of course, humor is very subjective, but I'd appreciate it if you would select and explain some comical element in this. Is it necessary to be familiar with Dr Phil for this to be funny?
I have a grandmother who lived to be a 104... Probably The funniest and the coolest grandmother you could possibly ever have during the depression she was in Panama her husband was on the railroad for the Panama canal she enjoyed that kind of life... But live in Pearland Texas into her old age People always kept asking her how she is... She was very Frank she said I'm waiting to die all my friends have been dead for years and my husband died decades ago.... But she still made me laugh and had a hell* of a sense of humor.. Rest in peace grace
His folks both (according to Wikipedia) both lived to more than 100 and one to 104 -- they may have approached sort of record.
Lewis you are very good at your craft. So day I hope to see your show in person. 💕💕💕
My parents are 95 and 92, and they’ve been married for 71 years. That’s a long time.
That's gotta be a record!
Lewis Black is so great, especially when he was on Opie & Anthony in the early 2000's
I just love Lewis.
Me too
Lewis Black and Bill Burr are my spirit animals
I've about had my fill of Dr. Fuckin Phil.
I don't always laugh while watching stand-up comedy, but you sir, made me laugh throughout this video. Thank you. 👏👏👏
Dr. Consequences decided to leave private practice rather than complete a WHOLE YEAR of supervision after he was reprimanded for unprofessional conduct. He got halfway through and then quit. Threw away his career as a therapist. Was it really that hard? What happened? Did they find more dirt? Did he decide there was no way in hell he'd manage another five months of good behavior? Did he decide that they'd figured out his little game and realize that he was never going to be in good standing again?
Way to go, Oprah. Thanks for the anti-vaxxers and quack doctors and therapists that you got rich foisting upon us.
Lewis you can make whatever disparaging remarks you want about yourself but you are the most lovable jew on earth
Dr. Feel? He’s a downright mean human being.
I'm from the Poconos. His description of Caesars is actually fairly flattering...
"Mr. Black, could you say fuck, just one more time?"
Can we see a debate between Lewis Black and Mc Donald Trump
Blame Oprah for Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and Rachel Ray. Lot of head injuries waiting to happen, Mr. Black!!
J B, I get your meaning, but it isn't fair. Grown-ups are responsible for themselves. If someone had warned Phil what fame and fortune would do to him, maybe he would have rejected the offer.
@@shadowlouise somehow, I doubt it? Some will do anything for fame and fortune. Show some tact and integrity.
Blame Oprah for a lot of things more significant than that quack.
@@toreckman8899 She has a lot of blame on her shoulders.
I can’t even imagine watching Dr Phil! 🤮
One of my aunts lived to be 90, my mom lived to 96, Granny lived to 99 and 1 month, but really wanted to make it to 100. Another aunt said she did not want to live to be 100. Just shows you should be careful what you wish for, as she lived to be 108!
Is it bad that I want to be just like Lewis Black's dad when I get older?
It is but go on.
My parents were married 71 years. Amazing.
Lewis is so friggin funny 🤣
Thank you Mr. Black!
Neighbors, both in their early 90's, had been married since their early 20's.
Their secret:
She had failing eyesight, and he was extremely hard of hearing.
The very first thing my mother said to my wife after they first met. "Mike no mama's boy. He's his own person". My wife then replied. "That's the reason I married your son".
He's absolutely correct about the Poconos.
Dr Phil is the craziest sociopath in his show.
He’s lucky; I couldn’t even watch Dr. Phil for 3 minutes
Proving, once again, that luck is a two edged sword.
64 years... Keep going...
This is brilliant....
Thanks yt
He is awesomeness
Thanks for the laughs! Genius
You got it Lewis Black!! I thought Dr. Phil on Oprah was just nosey. I don't watch "reality" programs.
If you read an issue of "The Hollywood Reporter" or "Variety" you'll see ads for scriptwriters for "reality" shows.
@@garryferrington811 That's sad 😔 when the only thing an imagation can come up with or is needed for is a "reality" program. Too sad 😔
@@garryferrington811 Yep. I’ve seen similar. I guess one’s interpretation of reality is relative, especially when a paycheck is involved. 😊
Nailed it 😂
Love your comedy!!
I love it. Im no fan of Dr. Phil. I saw his walk with his wife hand in hand at the end of his shows......... Divorced now, i. believe ?
No. They are still married as of May 2024.
May your folks be resting in peace far away from this crazy, shit show of a planet. We love you Lewis Black!
Now I almost feel like watching Dr. Phil. Almost...but not quite.
Good for you! Keep up the good work, and you'll be happier for it.
Jon Stewart/ Lewis Black - Brilliance!
Lewis you and I are funny people because we have such a great sense of uterus.
...it was the whipped cream!
I love Dr. Phil, but this was hilarious 😂
why.?... Dr phil is a FRAUD
You verified why you use the name "Marvin Maniac
" 😊
@@zoecunningham3019 thanks
If his dad actually said that he is one of the greatest men on earth!
Lewis, I am afraid that I am far too much like your parents. BTW, you should hear Dan Savage on the subject of Dr. Phil.
Where? Here? I'm looking.
Its amazing the influences on our lives how many times did this quy get screwy lewy growing up his response to this world is golden and needed. It dissolves so much american crud.
enjoyed you in Denver
Dr Shill
Is what I call him 😊
I won't call him"doctor" anything. Yes, I understand he has a right to that title, but I don't care. I do not respect him enough to call him doctor.
I prefer Dr. Fool
Comedy genius.
Never knew who Lewis was until I saw him on The Daily Show. Loved him ever since!
Mister "Hit or Miss." But, he's always had good delivery.
How he look like Cheech Marin now?
I'll never forget Phil McGraw saying on one episode that "TIME DOES NOT HEAL". I presume that he must tell his audience that to insure continuing handsome incomes to the Psychotherapeutic Brigade.
if only Phil was an actual DOCTOR.... He has been stripped of his license.
My mother talked to imaginary people also, but she also spoke being the imaginary people so you heard a two way conversation in the kitchen.
Watching Dr Phil is nauseating. Now you have to bow to his wife and all the crap he’s gotten her into with no expertise on any of it. The sons have been trumpeted .. that doctor app thing… Singing and what not. It’s just become a place where one man knows everything, and each of us are lowly followers.
Now I’m ready to be analyzed for how I’ve sinned here.
I am 23 and my husband is 33, we've been married 5 years and have a 4 year old daughter. We actually met on a dating site, I was 16 but lied and said I was 18. We were together for about 6 months before I finally told him the truth and I'm truly lucky he didn't leave me. He's the greatest, funniest, most honest, caring, protective man and father I've ever met.
Obvious question: where was your father while you were dating at 16?
@@williamperkins7318 Why does that matter? Did you not date when you were 16?
@@rubydragon1034 I did date at 16, but I did not date a 26 year old man. And if my 16yo daughter brought home a 26yo man, I may get my shotgun out and be cleaning it while he tells me how he loves my daughter who IS A MINOR.
@rubydragon1034
Read it again.
Some of us dated at sixteen but most of us didn't date twenty-six year olds.
The original poster even acknowledged that it was perhaps frowned upon.
They've been married for 64 years and the first 63 were the hardest.
Lewis, your father is nearly as hilarious as you are.
Usually people married that long hate each other's guts.
Not true
Dr phil is a quack sponsored by oprah.
Quality
If you laughed at any of this now you know you are one of those people
‘Bubble bubble fuck fuck’.
My step Mother, whom I thought was the meanest person on earth, and...would surely die at a younger age, for all the hatefulness she has...just turned 93 years old....I AM over 55 now ! And she is still alive !!! ....Why me...??!!
Replying to Jessie james: psychologists tell us that stubbornness is the character trait that best predicts longevity. I was 72 before my bullheaded father died at 95.😮
9:13
My Grandfather is the most miserable SOB on the planet. 93; still living independently and driving. Miserable people have no stress because they don't give a shit about anything, and stress is what ages us.
You're the best
LMAO
Kind of appropriate Dr Phil turning up, and being full of crap lol.
If you get married, and live 64 years, and your spouse is still alive, you'll naturally be married for 64 years. What's the big deal? You said till death. So did your spouse. I don't get why people think there is some secret.
Now this is fn funny.
7 minutes wow…if I remember I lasted 30 seconds ,like nope this guy is like an Oprah Show can’t do it.
geat
Dr. Phil appears to have practiced actual clinical psychology from 1976 0r 1977 to 1984 or 1985. In 1985 he started selling self help courses under a non-clinically-licensed non explicitly clinical format which could be described as positive psychology. In 1990, he started a trial consultancy firm specializing in consulting trial lawyers on their in-court presentations (not an expert witness consultancy firm). He's been doing TV since 1995. His understanding of clinical psychology research seems to not have been updated since 1985, if not 1976, and he's probably forgot most of what he even knew. He compensates for this with a hefty dose of American-style conservativism or traditionalism, a bias against anyone younger than 30 or anyone who is the child in a parent-child conflict, a lack of compassion, or intellectual curiosity, and a deep knowledge of "generationally-biased popular opinion" and "folksy conventional wisdom." Probably less worthy of widespread popularity or respect as a psychologist than your average clinical psychology grad student.
The frog 🐸 , I am caring for my dad who is clocking in for overtime
he's trying to be funny about dr phil but I find myself unironically agreeing with most of it like his show is legit awful and I fucking hate him. I particularly hate his idea of therapy too it's not just the making fun of guest but that his solution to literally every problem is tough love you've gotta stop enabling this behavior that's all he says like every single time parents kids addicted to the drug STOP ENABLING HIM and iet's like ok first of all part of the problem we have with fentanyl and heroin at this point is that when you don't give the addicts free needles they just reuse old ones and share them with each other and thus AIDS starts to spread. I'm not saying if you don't you're literally responsible for what they do but that that is the inevitable outcome of not enabling a sizable chunk of the addicts by giving them clean needles. I'm a harm reduciton advocate i'm like I don't approve of drug use but if people are going to use I want them to do it in the safest way possible.
I’ve never trusted Dr Phil
Doctor Phil is gone I believe.
How in the hell could you stand 7 minutes of Dr Phil??? I haven't laughed that hard in years😂
Beggers banquet?
Lewis looks healthy.. Did he give up drinking?
U have always referred to him as " Dr. Loser",
But that's just me
😂😂 Dr. Phil is a gateway drug. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cool
Ain't no begger
I ain't no begger
YUP,,,ALL. INTELLIGENT,,PEOPLE,,,,DEFINITELY,,KNOW THAT,,!!!!
"...It's as close to gay as I ever want to be..."
BRAVO!