Lewis Black | The Rant Is Due best of Abortion
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2022
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“Creatures without control of their own reproduction are called livestock.” Hit the nail right on the head with this one. Im voting, hope you are too!
ironically, animals can’t control their own reproduction because they are slaves to hormones, pheromones and instinct, humans are supposed to be more conscious and self aware than that.
oh, and bovines and equines can abort without a doctor to help them. if they’re stressed they’ll go into labor and give birth to a premature calf or foal.
I agree, he nailed it 100%. I am not an American so this whole thing does not affect me personally. I am so happy to not have to live my life in that environment. Good luck to you all and remember to vote against this unjust garbage. Your body is your business.
@@mikedaugherty5501 if it were only that easy for humans
This comment smarts.. I literally got chills when he read it.
Greetings from Ireland, we had a referendum in recent history to make abortion legal because the church was the state for far too long, watching America go backwards is worrying, great rant Lewis
Yeah... Try seeing it happen from in here... and while having a uterus. 😨 To keep it short, I've been working out, training myself to at least TRY to fend these anti-abortion freaks off when and if they come to rape me.
We’ll be Cro-Magnum soon
It’s extremely worrying. Especially when (like me) you live in a state with a great fondness for frump which has not banned abortion yet. 😢😢
If were younger and had something to offer your country, I'd move to your country.
What do you mean? The overturning of Roe was the most democratic thing to happen in a long time. I'm sorry that some people got comfortable with a temporary legal murder option, and I'm sorry if they think a developing human isn't a life that deserves a chance or has any rights.
"livestock".. boom, right out of the gate.
Church and State should Never be USED together. Ever !
Church should never be used, christians should find something better to do * ( going to church to play make believe is just a waste of time you cowardly gawd fearing wackos)
Separation of church and state is a fuzzy line.
The insidious religious cults arwcevil and a cancer on society.
My 88 yo BFF remembers when women died having back alley abortions. She thought we’d never have to go back to those days…but here we are.
It wasn't that long ago. Early 70s.
@@elenachristian9860 What is wrong with you?! SMH.
Idk. Anybody paying attention saw this coming decades ago. They said they were going to. Mostly in retribution for making them integrate their religious schools (true story btw). They've been saying this since the 80s. And I don't know why you were snippy to the woman who said it was in the early 70s. It's been within my lifetime that women had to resort to back alleys or the "janes" And I'm in my early 50s. Meaning, we haven't even really had this right for that long before it was taken away again--only 50 years. Less time than public school integration And the civil rights movement. I knew because the fundamentalists have been playing the long game. Getting their judges in place, upping their propaganda, gerrymandering, getting voting rights repealed, etc. When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.
@@imtherealFidi I’m in my 60’s, been voting since I turned 18 and never voted for a republican. I hold Reagan responsible for starting this. And my own parents became republicans in their late 80s because of Reagan. He really appealed to the old folks. 🙄 We Democrats have been too complacent. And that’s why a bunch of old men without uteruses are able to make decisions about what women can do with their bodies. Reagan is the one that let the crazies out and closed all the mental health facilities. Thanks to him they’re all living on the streets in Los Angeles. At least it seemed that way when we lived there. I don’t know if there are any solutions anymore. But I think we are getting a lot closer to riding that handbasket to hell that my grandma talked about. It seems we just lie down and take it and let them walk all over us. Because if we try to do anything to them, they start screaming about witchhunts and claim they’re victims. Idk what to do about any of this anymore. I’m so tired of it all. I was diagnosed with a tumor, the size of a grapefruit two weeks ago. Maybe I won’t have to watch this crap show much longer. Love your screen name, very clever.
I had a friend whose dad, a doctor, went to prison for performing a termination for a poor woman with 5 kids whose alcoholic husband had run off.😢 I have news for these good Christians, life does NOT begin at erection.
Where and when was that? 😮
Thank you
no, but according to nearly every biologist on the planet, life does being at conception
@@TwilightxKnight13
After "conception", 80% of fertized eggs won't implant in the uterus and will be sloughed away and discarded.
So after "conception", "life" is far more likely to immediately end.
I am a Microbiologist, btw
@@Repdem but if it does implant and you abort it, that is Murder.btw.
Thank you Lewis Black for your open support for Women's rights, LBGTQ + Rights, and peoples of color rights.
"Justice Rapey McRapeface" is the only way I'd ever refer to Kavanaugh with the title of "Justice". 😆 Goddamn, I laughed to the point of coughing from inhaled spittle.
I always refer to Gorsuch as the Usurper Justice Gorsuch.
Clarence Thomas deserves that title as well. Hmm....how to tell them apart....? How about Old Justice Rapey McRapeface, and New Justice Rapey McRapeface?
I thought he was referring to Thomas the Harasser.
I've always called Justice Rapey McRapeface: Justice "I like beer." Who wouldn't want the single most important job you've ever taken to be corrupted by your permanent record employment application process where you tearfully whimper about how much you love drinking beer...and sharing calendar stories around the fireplace...
I’ve always referred to Gorsuch as Justice Not Garland.
Lewis, you were right to share. The medieval barbaric world this will create is horrific.
hmm. i would say abortions are more barbaric than “medieval”(more correctly victorian) moral prudence. abortions, homosexuality, and all sexual deviancy predates the bible and christian/jewish sexual morality.
my impression of medieval christianity is that it was more for political convenience than actual moral superiority as the medieval age involved the conversion of pagan europeans. i mean the essentially took pagan holidays and made them “christian”. it wasn’t until the reformation that christian’s became “holier than thou” types which was at the beginning of the renaissance and the end of the middle ages. i’m pretty sure abortion was still a commonly sought after medical procedure during medieval times.
Irresponsible ejaculation. What an eloquent way to say it.
Funny though it should be said that just precum can cause pregnancy.
Our dear, dear Mr. Black. Please never stop speaking into a microphone. We need you. We need you. We need you.
Good rant! Follow this logic: Extend unborn rights to the unconceived. Sperms are people too. Mastrubation is murder. Apply government regulations to men's bodies!
Every person in the US needs to hear this.
What’s really funny is the actual need to explain the mechanics of sex because the wingnuts seem to believe that it’s the women’s fault for getting pregnant 😅😅😅
Thank you, Lew, for this public service message that apparently has never been heard by so many.
I love this man. Drops more f bombs than Carlin, and just as "to the point".
Thank you for invoking George Carlin. I thought of him too. Like George, Lewis tears right through the facade exposing the core of the issue. And then makes fun of us for not seeing it in a way that makes us laugh. It's a skill.
Whenever I need a Carlin fix, you come to mind. Perfectly the same. Love you; keep it up.
I'm reminded that we're headed for the same kind of theocratic crap the poor people Iran are now utting up with.
we’re probably experiencing the opposite of what’s going on in iran. too much religious authoritarianism people revolt. too much secular hedonism and the people back track. modern progressivism is a slippery slope fallacy come true.
And look how well that's going for Iran.
I hope the women of Iran gut that regime .
Absolutely. These s o b sat and watched the handmaid's tale and thought it was a how to guide. Because they thought damn this sounds like a great idea. Hope Republican women give these fundamentalists hell.
The believers and morality police have always had trouble with right action and common sense 🙄
as plato would say… “ laws are useless, good people have no need for laws to know what’s right, and bad people will always find their way around the law.” bad people have been having abortions since before medical science was understood. the original hippocratic oath forbids giving poison or “stone” to pregnant women to end their pregnancies.
Someone said to me that "The more you deep throat the religion, the less brain you have"
It’s ALWAYS been about treating people like livestock.
right-on lewis. I am sick and tired of the women being blamed for the pregnancy . it takes two (2) to make it happen.
Should be the same thought process on abortion ... takes 2 !
When it's his body that ripped itself apart to give birth with no guarentee of living through it then and ONLY then abortion takes 2
@@nitupvladimirevich3192 You think fetus' have special rights over people who actually breath on their own?
@@MikeysGirl2104 They do if you consider them a human life, like many MANY people do. A fetus is just a stage of human development, like infant, toddler, adolescent, or teenager. Humans have both legal and natural rights, in the US at least. Should people on a ventilator lose their human rights? they might not be able to breath on their own.
@@nitupvladimirevich3192 Dave had it right. "If you get to decide whether or not the child lives or dies, I should at least get to decide if I'm legally and financially responsible for them." That's equality if you insist on keeping such a vile practice.
It's IMPERATIVE that you SHARE your experience, Lewis! Without knowing what happened before, we are DOOMED to repeat our MISTAKES!
BE RESPONSIBLE EJACULATE!
TEACH RESPONSIBLE EJACULATION NOW!
YESSS
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 💯 🙋🏿♀️from Texas. Thanks Lewis 😊 We have a fight on our hands here in November !
I'm voting for Beto O'Rourke in November.
Me too! BETO FOR TEXAS!
Yikes all around in this post.
Blue ALL the way down the ballot!!! Y'all deserve so much better than what Abbott has given Texas. Beto is the best for Texas!
@@Asubatsu yikes all around that there are medieval regressives like you around here spewing your sanctimonious, FAKE morality.
Vote to restore our rights. 💙💙💙
Thank you Lewis! You say what needs to be said. Rant on!
I know I'm late to the party but Lewis Black is a Mensch. Keep up your good work.
I raised 3 sons and when they started to act like they were interested in sex, I told them, EVERY times they have sex they can create a baby. If the girl gets pregnant SHE gets to decide to have the baby or another choice. It could mean an abortion or having the baby and choosing to give the baby up for adoption. Seriously.
Also tell him about venereal disease, and for the love of God, make him get the HPV vaccine.
@@tc559 Is that not implied? I don't think she was schooling them on the rhythm method with this progressive, pragmatic advice she was giving them!
Well not anymore if the Republicans get their way. Even if a woman is raped or even if her life is in danger,abortion will be no longer an option. This is scary as hell for women and Scary as hell for doctors.
Not to mention that she can also choose to keep the baby and he is on the hook for 18 years of child support. No ifs, ands, or buts...
You the man Lewis. A least some people understand this.
IRRESPONSIBLE EJACULATION!!! RUclips predictive text won’t even spell it!!! PERFECT CLOSING, THANKS LEWIS 🌹👍🏼
As a Black woman of a certain age I'll share that Planned Parenthood was very instrumental in educating me on my reproductive health when I was 18 or so. It is reprehensible to me that the Supreme Court would overturn Roe, ignoring 50 years of precedent. Ignoring the history of back alley abortions and deaths that occurred for decades to poor women of all ethnic groups - but especially women of color. I hope that Congress can codify abortion - doesn't look like they have the votes though.
I wonder how the men would feel if women made the legal decision that all men who have fathered unwanted children (or life threatening to the mother) should legally have to have a vasectomy.
I wonder how the men who cause a life-threatening pregnancy would feel if they were liable to charges of attempted homicide?
@@fantym1633 lol, they are financially culpable so yeah they are.
you’d think women would just be intelligent enough to realize they have more to risk in regards to casual sexual encounters than a man so they probably shouldn’t be having sex with men who aren’t “committed” to them. but since it’s irresponsible and stupid women who need abortions we should just let them have them huh?😂
@@mikedaugherty5501
It's irresponsible & stupid men who cause the pregnancy by having casual sex (with women they are not committed to).
Universal vasectomy @ puberty should be the mandate as opposed to mandated gestation until birth.
@@mikedaugherty5501 it’s the woman’s fault alone, then? Takes two to tango. Unwanted pregnancies are not all a result of casual sex with strangers or ‘non-committed’ partners.
"*My body my choice, is ridiculous nonsense.*" Doug Mastriano - republican candidate for PA Governor
PLEASE vote Josh Shapiro!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 how’d that work out for ya? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@heatherl1652 I think you mean how’d that work out for mastriano? Looking pretty grim for Republican men coz they’re gettin schooled by female republican lawmakers.
Great Heather! He beat Doug's arse to a pulp!
Such a great point. Why don't we ever talk about men's role in a pregnancy? I never ever hear that talked about. Unless it's an immaculate conception there gotta be a man behind it. Why is the onus always put on the woman? I'm gay so I don't have a dog in this, but some heteros need to splain this Lucy.
duh, that’s why women are more selective and discriminatory of who they have sex with, at least for the intelligent ones. women have more at stake.
Ejaculate Responsibly! (It’s a book)
That's a remnant of the bff relationship between historical patriarchy and religion. Women have always been portrayed as the accountable ones the tainted ribs of innocent man. The following have are the fault of women:
1. Divorce: she didn't please her husband or honor him regardless of his failings and sins.
2. Rape: she must have dressed "slutty" or was "asking" for it in some way.
3. Unwed mother: Again "slutty".
4. Abuse: Again "asking" for or instigating it.
Every since "bringing home the bacon" was instilled as man's primary responsibility all other expectations are lowered, exempted or deemed "women's" work.
Of course some will say they view women as superior or to be worshipped that's often merely a smokescreen to justify their asshole behavior. Men are constantly demanding respect yet will hypocritically treat other women in ways that would initiate violence if someone did it to a related female.
In short, men are terrified of the equality of women for it would highlight how inferior, substandard and fragile most men actually are. Keeping women subservient keeps men from having to truly evolve beyond the cave mentality.
Women like gay men because we see them as people not merely objects to exploit.
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We never hear about men’s role in a pregnancy? Is this a joke?
@@Johonnac I think I can use common sense on this one without a reading assignment, thanks though
“Creatures without control of their own reproduction are called livestock.”
To the woman who recognized she had not been in a position to need an abortion, but still recognizes the needs of those who have so deeply that you wrote that deeply felt and impassioned rant supporting those like me: Thank you.
Why do people think making abortion illegal is going to stop people from getting one . Did prohibition stop drinking ?
The decision to abort is only between a woman and her physician!!! The government has no business dictating what a woman can do with her body, period.
Who is ANYONE to force someone to be pregnant?!
This rant is Lewis Black's best.
My Rant du jour... I am not 3/5ths a human. #MisogynySucks
I've repeatedly heard people support the overturning of Roe v. Wade by arguing that it isn't so much about abortion, as it is about states' rights...
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...Hmmm, where have I heard THAT one before?
Careful. That kind of rhetoric tends to set the ignorant fucks off.
I subscribed. Thank you Lewis. We need to hear more of this from men.
Or women.
I have been urging every state to pass a law that requires parents of under 21 to support any children til the child is 21. If the father is legal, require court payments monthly.
If the state won’t, every child Sh/have the right to support by the state thru college.
Ya good luck with that. Existing father's required to pay now don't.
Your statement makes too much sense, so it won't ever happen.
They aren't thinking through - or addressing - the ramifications of forcing births. How will they make sure these children are adequately cared for when I read DAILY about child abuse, trafficking, neglect, an overburdened DFACS system, foster care system, health care for children, medical care, schools that can't afford to feed children the possibly one meal they will have that day??? Adoption is complicated, lengthy process and Expensive!! These are problems that we can't fix NOW. What the hell are we going to do when there are thousands more unwanted children??? How will we take care of the moms? Childcare? If ever I could see a fustercluck coming, this is it.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE This!!! Plus, I love Lewis Black!! He is the best!!
He is a national treasure IMO!
I heard a cool comment on PBS, “mind your own uterus”.
My state's senator to the US Ron Johnson suggested we have a referendum. But, the Wisconsin state assembly said, "Nope." (Read as opened and closed a special session requested by our Democratic governor). So, we get/have to live under an 1849 abortion ban!
My representative to the state assembly, Scott Allen supports it. No one is running against him.
What else is still around from 1849?
Most of our damn fool representatives. That’s what. 😢
Came across this, it was great. I like one part about covid19 shot, "my body my choice", and the rest was fantastic.
I'm a white man (from a mostly not religious The Netherlands) and I approve these messages!
This should be required listening for all Americans!
He didn't miss a beat. Keep up the great 👍 👌
Awesome rant! trumpy's minions are turning the US into Giliad from the handmaid's tale.
"Under His eye."
Why is every issue pointed at Trump. Good God, there are some Trump supporters that are not pro-life. Don't put everyone under the same unberella.
@@pearlsaphier3458 Why? Because Trump put an unqualified, religious fundamentalist on the Supreme Court. Combined with Gorsuch and Cavenaugh, that gave Republicans an overwhelming majority on a court that should be balanced. Trump promised religious leaders he'd promote their interests--so they would support him.
To be honest, I only blame Trump for being McConnell's puppet in filling the Supreme Court, and all the appellate courts. We can see from the failures, firings, and resignations of all his legal teams, that Trump knows nothing about courts. He rubber-stamped these appointments, and now half the country's rights are being taken away.
Another reason Trump is blamed for everything, is because his supporters are just as happy to blame Obama and Biden for everything. Obama even got blamed for 9/11--when Bush was president! Biden's getting blamed for gas prices set by OPEC, and Obama is still getting blamed for high medical costs--even though Trump is the one who gutted the ACA.
If you really want to talk about blame, I blame Trump for all the people we lost to covid. I blame him for his inaction, his dismissing it, and his false cures. I blame him for villainizing Dr. Fauci, and the CDC. I blame him for pushing everyone to go back to work at the height of the pandemic. I blame him for misdirecting aid to states because their governors didn't kiss his ass. I blame him for over a million dead in this country. And I blame him for millions of people who now doubt vaccines--which is going to cost lives long after Trump is dead.
@@pearlsaphier3458 Because Trump and Trumpism awakened the most extreme and vile aspects of Conservatism. Trumpism told people that is was OK to be an outspoken, hateful, racist, sexist, oppressive pig. Trump appointed 3 far-Right religious fanatics to the Supreme Court, leading to this whole abortion rights issue. Trump was the spark that ignited the fascist flame that's going to burn down this country.
@@pearlsaphier3458 I don't know what you expect, this is the crowd of tribalism and totalitarianism. If you don't agree with every issue exactly as their narrative and "experts" say then you are a *"_insert lazy parroted liberal buzzword slur_"*
Thanks Lewis,🥰
we need men to stand up for reproductive rights as well!
p.s it would have been kind to edit out the name of the person who wanted to be anonymous before you put it online!
Agreed agreed. Could have just voiced over a funny name.
@@howamilooking5952 That's part of the schtick man, he already changed the name, it is funnier when he pretends to give her up! It's a no brainer!
VOTE! Nov 8th!
Lewis is obviously enjoying himself.
This is SO healing…I love you Lewis!!!
Humans- this needed to be said 👏
Thanks for the rant. Responsible ejaculation is priceless and obviously the root of the problem!
Like always you never disappoint, Lewis. The irresponsible ejaculator rank at the end was perfect!! Thank you so much!
That was gold!
America is STILL a great country. Lewis Black, with nothing more than a working brain & a sense of humor, has an appreciative audience of millions.
Why is it that comedians like Lewis or Al Franken are the ones who make more dense than most of the politicians ?
Because they're rational human beings who come from the same school of thought as Jon Stewart & George Carlin.
more dense?
@@cmdraftbrn - typo
@@stormwatcher59 you never know
Comedy has routinely been the funnel for truth when people have tried to clamp down on thought control. Some however, do get it wrong or fall prey to the cult. Like Jon Stuart. And some have always been a sellout, like Colbert. Any late night host.
We love you Lewis! Keep ranting! I've never heard you speak or repeat anything but the truth!♥️
I think every man that wants to be a representative of our country (president, senator, representative) you should have to experience one of those cramp simulators.
I've always enjoyed Lewis Black. He has my kind of humor, angry humor.
Theres one word coined by Mr Black that is perfect for the current status on abortion/woman's rights, and it is... Un-be-FUCK-lievable
I say it slightly different: un-fucking-believable.
You're a living legend Lewis. Jokes are great but sometimes we need comedians to spit venom on the bigots. Carlin's shoes are hard to fill but they seem to fit you nicely. Keep it up, we're angry with you.
Imagine them being pro life...but then wont support funding projects that help children...and want to get rid of existing ones already in place...
How about everyone stay out of everyone else's business. Your life and experiences are yours alone.
want to see an angry mob...take women's rights away ✌💙 from Montana
This is SO ON POINT!!!
So great Lewis 🤣😄😀🙂✌️👋
These were all good but, the story that ended with please don't use my name was fricking awesome and hilarious.
It was, but he did change her name, thus maintaining her privacy. That's Lewis.....
Words to my heart that brought tears to my eyes. 💟
The age of consent is 16 years old at the federal level. It should be codified into law across the country that 18 is the age of consent without exception. Parents should not be able to sign off on marriage of their minor daughters to adult men. These are like arranged marriages. If you aren't old enough to vote, then you shouldn't be getting married either. Some of these marriages work, but it seems like many end up in divorce or domestic abuse. If teenagers get pregnant because they aren't taught about or have access to birth control, then they shouldn't be forced to get married. These right-wing extremists don't want their children to live in sin, but they don't care if their children and grandchildren live in poverty. The GOP wants to keep the masses poor and ignorant. That way they are easier to manipulate and control.
I freaking love Lewis Black!!
These were some great people that sent in these rants. not only for their completely justified thoughts and feelings. but also for their comic abilities. it makes your job a bit better Lewis Black.
we love lewis, 2:40 in and he has hit the topic so hard it spitting blood and thats just the intro
Also, I forgot to mention that my daddy was a minister who I remember going to pray for my aunt at the hospital who almost died from getting a back alley abortion. Keep it legal and keep women safe. Worry about serving God and not man, I believe we were warned about an anti-Christ. In other words, you would be unlike Jesus in the worst possible manner.
thank you for your comment thread, it is so brave to share one's experience with the harder parts of Life. I am convinced, that it is the only way to stay ahead of the algorithm. One day, Computers will decide what "Rights and Protections " (temporary privileges) human beings get to have; ( and the antichrist will come riding in with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, ipso facto, the end of the world will be complete.)
@@kathrynmceachern9503 they already are
Everyone is unlike Jesus because we weren't born after an immaculate conception. Even birth control couldn't have helped Mary.
@@kathrynmceachern9503 What a kooky fairy tale you were told and are now repeating. Did you also know that there is an impish man who will take your 1st born child if you can't guess his name? And a man who will lead your children away with flute music if you don't pay for his rat extermination service?
The "religious argument" is BS anyway. Numbers 5 clearly advocates abortion (for even SUSPECTED infidelity)
This is abortifacients, and also possibly a bluff made by the priest. There is a twofold possibility depending on the priests will. To use the real abortifacients, or a placebo.
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"The Test for an Unfaithful Wife
11 Then the Lord said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure-or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure- 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[c] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing.
16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the BITTER WATER THAT BRINGS A CURSE. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this BITTER WATER THAT BRINGS A CURSE not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”- 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse-“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes YOUR WOMB MISCARRY and your abdomen swell. 22 May this WATER THAT BRINGS A CURSE ENTER YOUR BODY SO THAT YOUR ABDOMEN SWELLS OR YOUR WOMB MISCARRIES."
“‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”
23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[e] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.
29 “‘This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30 or when feelings of jealousy come over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the Lord and is to apply this entire law to her. 31 The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.’”
Notice how the woman has no say in the entire ordeal. Patriarchal nonsense.
Yeah most kids have figure out the basics about sex by the time the poor excuse for sex education comes along in school. I was in a private non-secular K-12 school that associated with the local synagogue when sex education came along. I think it was only one class during the day, taught by the young female science teacher. It was not even stressful of birth control - I don't remember anything other than being taught about condoms.
My kids went to public school in N.C. and they got ZERO sex ed. Believe it or not, our CHURCH had a sex-ed retreat they took H.S. freshmen on each year--led by a nurse.
Elementary school kids are watching porn on their phones
You still got way more s*x ed than kids in Christian schools or kids in public schools these days. Can’t believe we fought the Taliban and thought hey let’s bring this insanity back home into our government.
I counseled friends who were young and had abortions because they were young. My parents put me on birth control. I forgot to mention that above
Your parents put you on birth control ? My religious sister put her daughter on. Birth control because my niece told her she is sexully active and doesn't want to get pregnant. She did get pregnant with 3 kids . She knew damn well who she wanted to keep. He ended up not being a keeper. Yet so proud she has 3 kids from same sperm.
Your parents were kind. compassionate, and responsible parents. You should be proud.
You guys are still discussing abortion? America is indeed a strange place.
We are batshit crazy.
Read Fantasyland - How America Went Haywire by Kurt Anderson if you really want to understand why.
It didn’t happen overnight.
@@MikeCarrick Thanks, I will.
We have people in a political party who support the big lie and insurrection against the government. And idiots will vote for them.
I had a class in high school called, “Healthful living.” I came from a Christian home and my mother taught me about anatomy and biology at age 10.
Ok. If states ban abortion, forcing women to birth a child. Then there should be Mandatory child support should be required of every father.
Maybe every sixth grader both male and female needs to see a live birth….that’s sex education that could easily make you think twice about unprotected sex. Sixth grade is the right age.
Sanity, not just your humor, but your level-heafed SANITY.🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you! 💜🤗
Greetings from Arkansas. We lost our access to safe abortions unless certain criteria are met a few years ago. My husband and I enjoyed this segment and wish we had found it sooner.
God Bless Lewis Black and all voices of reason in regards to this complicated and emotional issue.
Women are not Broodmares for Old Out of Touch White Slave masters.
what century is the USA in we are in the 21st you seem to be in the 18th century wtf is up with the USA???,, anyway love your shows Lewis Black from a fan in Scotland 👋
Oh you know just white colonizers and their god.... Desperately clinging to power.
Totally agree. (text from Indiana)
What do you mean? The overturning of Roe was the most democratic decision in recent history.
@@Asubatsu bullshit, it was a direct violation of the 1st and 14th amendments
We are fucked up, basically.
We consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol, and our suicide rates are up, while our longevity is down. Half the country wants to roll the clock backwards under the naive impression that this will stop the melanization of their nation and Make America White Again. Racist, sexist, and violent and increasingly skeptical of science and government the nation is lurching into fascism. After perfecting the art of Madison Avenue propaganda, we turned it on ourselves such that the majority of the Republican Party believes easily disprovable lies.
It’s NOT GOOD over here.
I didn't hear anything out of line. I agree with them. Direct and honest.
Two most important laws that don't exist today:
*Responsible Ejaculation*
*Responsible Gun Control*
I bet these could be covered with one law. ;)
If you're not Prochoice, you are Proslavery.
Give me a break!!!
That is more true then most people realize.
Few people know or care that the Forced Birthers were founded by white supremacists. They couldn't get the religious onboard with segregation, but oppression of women? that's pretty much universal for all of them.
I see you are pro totalitarian. Allow me to indulge you since you started it: If you're not pro-life, you're pro-murder. There, see how true you think that is now? Good talk.
@@conpaliuk7683 how about “pro-forced delivery”? And how about giving us a break on the fake morality? People are now not just politely changing the subject when the Religious Reich starts spewing their ignorance. Expect plenty of pushback until federal law comes into the 21st century.
@@conpaliuk7683 cry harder it's fact
Unfortunately this should go on CNN it needs to be heard all over the world
I am binge watching These awesome instructional episodes and loving them!❤
Dear Lewis Black,
You always get the best emails.
Very jealous.
Keep telling your (their) great stories.
Tell ‘em Louis! These jerks are on their way out & it’s going to get ugly! They are fighting a losing battle! The rest of the country is SANE!!!
Thank you. Just thank you.
You are my TRUE HERO. Always telling it like it truly is in the real world of life. I love you for it and am grateful that this minute you are allowed to speak the truth. But the fact that so many rights are being rescinded and democracy is in grave danger,I fear you could lose that right,we could lose that right …….and when we lose the right to be truthful,we lose ourselves!
Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.
How's this for Pro-Life? Hosea 13:16 "They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.”
My body my choice people 😂
I'd love to see you live!