Cleanest Nurgle Worshipper

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @spacetimerunner
    @spacetimerunner Год назад +5295

    Asmongold: The Unclean One.
    The Showerless. The Overhorde.
    The Filthdweller. The Mald King.

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Год назад +4820

    "After you haven't showered for 10 days, you pretty much stop getting dirty. You kind of hit a plateau. You get to a point where if you don't shower... Nothing changes."
    Nurgle: That's my boy.

    • @ayylmao2190
      @ayylmao2190 Год назад +323

      that and the "im actually REALLY happy" fucking killed me lol

    • @StygianEmperor
      @StygianEmperor Год назад +289

      “nothing changes”
      Tzeentch is having a fit right now.

    • @DaBlueIghuana
      @DaBlueIghuana Год назад +75

      @@StygianEmperor Not as planned :(

    • @flithbrin
      @flithbrin Год назад +22

      titsnitch died inside at that line

    • @stevsan3050
      @stevsan3050 Год назад +6

      @@flithbrin Ahhhh a fine example of a Slaneshe wording

  • @pogo8050
    @pogo8050 Год назад +2713

    The way he speaks about it as something normal not to be frightened by is definetly the way a Nurgle cultist would try to bring you in

    • @jderpz23
      @jderpz23 Год назад +67

      Tbh, when you go through some form of extreme (like not showering for awhile, or going with less food for awhile) those experiences seem normal to you, when they aren’t normal to everyone else

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Год назад +36

      @OMNISLASHER1000 Doubt it. When one of the main enemy factions thrives on filth and disease, personal hygiene hits different

    • @thingwithchlorophyll2101
      @thingwithchlorophyll2101 Месяц назад +3

      @@georgiykireev9678 yeah, being accused of nurgle worship because you are depressed lmao

    • @diegofiora
      @diegofiora Месяц назад +1

      it is absolutely normal, just hasn't been for the past like 60 years or so. but you could never wear someone else's shoes

    • @sundown6806
      @sundown6806 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@diegofiora people still cleaned themselves in ye olden times. It's just that they scrubbed themselves down with a sponge bath more often as opposed to baths and showers

  • @ddenozor
    @ddenozor Год назад +1916

    "I feel great all the time" fits Nurgle theme very well.

    • @brianlitterell5428
      @brianlitterell5428 Год назад +85

      "sure i've got apendages bursting out of my torso at odd angles, but you know what? I've never felt so massive.

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations Год назад +51

      @@brianlitterell5428 My third-butthole hand has a lot of uses. Its utility is truly amazin'.

    • @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected
      @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected 10 месяцев назад +18

      "The extra hand could be used for things like wiping my ass which im not going to do of course"

    • @Ang3lUki
      @Ang3lUki 9 месяцев назад +14

      "If I don't shower, *nothing changes."*

  • @BadNyaruko
    @BadNyaruko 9 месяцев назад +162

    "A layer of dirt up to two centimeters is nothing terrible, a layer that is more than 2 centimeters is
    armor."

  • @EveloGrave
    @EveloGrave Год назад +1510

    Yep. He is definitely a Nurgle Worshiper.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Год назад +79

      "I am gaining momentum, I'm becoming more powerful."

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Год назад +1

      Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~

    • @antjeeismann4684
      @antjeeismann4684 Год назад +2

      You have 666 Likes.
      I am not the one who will destroy this

  • @Defileros
    @Defileros Год назад +5053

    This is how Nurgle invented the great plague of -balding- *malding*

    • @Satanperkele
      @Satanperkele Год назад +58

      This must be how The Great Baldini was created

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Год назад +29

      Chaos God pattern baldness

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Год назад +9

      Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~

  • @Seelenverheizer
    @Seelenverheizer Год назад +2594

    demon prince of nurgle in the making

    • @minuette1752
      @minuette1752 Год назад +78

      Yep, Nurgle has already touched him for sure. He will be granted the greatest of gifts soon enough.

    • @johnseymore9304
      @johnseymore9304 Год назад

      The fingers of niggle are slowly plunging themselves into the pie of mankind. Call the inquisitors this man must be purged

    • @jameshill8493
      @jameshill8493 Год назад +14

      @@minuette1752but till then, we’re gonna do what we’re gonna do

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Год назад +2

      Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~

    • @heyfell4301
      @heyfell4301 20 дней назад

      Nah, I don't think even Nurgle can stand this guy, he's gonna end up as a Chaos Spawn if he's lucky

  • @westonparker5940
    @westonparker5940 Год назад +3980

    If I don’t shower for about three days I start chafing something fierce. That’s just the Emperor reminding me to stay vigilant against Chaos.

    • @AleXoEx0
      @AleXoEx0 Год назад

      Fat.

    • @HMan2828
      @HMan2828 Год назад +201

      The Emperor Protects.

    • @greg_4201
      @greg_4201 Год назад +14

      Wait what? Why?

    • @tessier_ashpool
      @tessier_ashpool Год назад +98

      I'm fat so if I don't shower, I get a nasty ass ball soup going on. 👌

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Год назад +21

      I always did wonder if that would be a factor, bc I know it is for us women. All of the areas that are warm + moist by default just sort of start to get a bit _raw_ , tho the less fleshy your body-type, the longer a grace period you get.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka2902 Год назад +1321

    Arbitrator: "Lord Inquisitor, how will we be able to identify the heretics among all these citizens."
    Lord Inquisitor: "Not to worry, when in doubt I just follow my nose."

  • @derpscythe
    @derpscythe Год назад +877

    I love the implication that at first this cultist didn't realize they were worshipping nurgle, they were just that filthy.

    • @Theliltsage
      @Theliltsage Год назад +42

      Nurgle always knew

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Год назад +10

      Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~

    • @diomedes39
      @diomedes39 Год назад +19

      I do too, it’s one of the most insidious things about the warp and why it’s so great a concept

  • @boosterprime5757
    @boosterprime5757 Год назад +434

    It's his 10 stacks of Earthen Shield

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming Год назад +563

    Imagine a Great Unclean One with Asmon's proportions.
    It's actually terrifying.

    • @fitzviandraduivenab2790
      @fitzviandraduivenab2790 10 месяцев назад +71

      A lanky slender great unclean one would be scary ngl

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 7 месяцев назад +5

      I don't get it. Asmongold's body type is perfectly healthy, in spite of his refusal to bathe. The dude is tall, slender, and appears to be in very good health... though I am not sure how long that'll last if he doesn't shower for five weeks at a time.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 месяца назад +34

      @@TurtleShroom3 sarcopenia is not good health. The man isn't "slender", he's a malnourished skeleton

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lred1383
      Have we ever seen him with his shirt off?

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 месяца назад +18

      @@TurtleShroom3 ...yes? In this very video?

  • @bUwUmer1260
    @bUwUmer1260 Год назад +250

    This guy has like 10x more facial expressions per word then I am used to.

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi Год назад +23

      His eyebrows are the secret

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 7 месяцев назад +19

      Professional Reaction-tuber there

  • @S41GON
    @S41GON Месяц назад +57

    Papa Nurgle smiles upon you and embraces you gently. Your dedication is acknowledged and you will receive his gifts which will be plentiful.

    • @kopkaljdsao
      @kopkaljdsao Месяц назад +6

      Pretty much. He mentions horrible long lasting gut problems suddenly dispersing and never getting sick afterwards. That's has to be good bacteria maintaining gut health.

  • @Rise65487
    @Rise65487 Год назад +560

    cleanest MMO-player:

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan Год назад +4

      😆😆😆😆

    • @llllB06llll
      @llllB06llll Год назад +1

      But i shower daily :C

    • @Arrusoh
      @Arrusoh Год назад +11

      @@llllB06llll then you aren't a true MMO player

    • @michaellind4387
      @michaellind4387 Год назад

      @@Arrusoh Amen.

    • @michaellind4387
      @michaellind4387 Год назад +15

      @@llllB06llll A real MMO player is showered in dailies!

  • @joshgulrud
    @joshgulrud Год назад +56

    I like how happy he is. Nurgle followers are very jolly. Lore correct.

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 Год назад +425

    I wonder if there's any chance for a Total War Warhammer 3 mod to ever exist that adds Asmongold to Nurgle's roster.

  • @comradestarbucks2726
    @comradestarbucks2726 Год назад +924

    But what if, and hear me out here, I didn’t take a shower for months because I discovered that the entire bathroom had a thick mat of mold behind all the walls that kept growing in through the cracks and was terrified?

    • @RepTheFam
      @RepTheFam Год назад

      You may be a heretical daemon betrayer.

    • @skakoanscarecrow9830
      @skakoanscarecrow9830 Год назад +392

      That is the Plaguefather calling you to your destiny.

    • @microwavegommmm916
      @microwavegommmm916 Год назад +53

      Mmm Imagine the smell

    • @comradestarbucks2726
      @comradestarbucks2726 Год назад +73

      @SkakoanScarecrow
      That would explain why I’m always sort of sick but never get any more sick, and have novel diseases breeding in my lungs’ extensive scar tissue that gets out if I cough too much.

    • @redirmer760
      @redirmer760 Год назад +30

      I-I can't imagine the realization setting in and being somehow getting the feeling of getting pinned down and something violating my whole body.

  • @blub1220
    @blub1220 Год назад +226

    Perfect acolyte for our father nurgle

  • @fritzophrenia3146
    @fritzophrenia3146 Год назад +177

    "After about ten days or so you stop getting dirty"
    My dude, ten days dirty is still a LOT of days

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 Год назад +104

    "I'm building momentum I'm becoming more powerfull"

    •  Месяц назад +3

      his armour thickens

  • @davidbredeson5783
    @davidbredeson5783 Год назад +96

    but for real he just looks so happy wallowing in his dungeon attic

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan Год назад +17

      That is the key to life and happiness. No one can give it to you. Nor can you find that peace anywhere else but from within. Dirt, grime and bed bugs. Better for worse if the man is happy so be it.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Год назад +14

      @_Hedura_ Asmon is a literal millionaire. Him living like this means that he's either SEVERELY depressed, or just a simple man with simple needs which are met just by gaming in his mom's attic and eating pizza

    • @Mutterschwein
      @Mutterschwein Год назад +6

      @@georgiykireev9678 He's definitely quite lonely. Lonely enough that he wishes(and he admits this) he just ended up gay instead because he thinks he can get laid/find relationships much easier if he was gay lol

    • @FromTheWombTotheGrave
      @FromTheWombTotheGrave Год назад

      He’s definitely not happy, i think he wants gf but will probably never have for living like that,
      he also looks like an incel who can’t get laid, but since he’s millionaire he can get gold diggers

    • @veritaspk
      @veritaspk Год назад +3

      @@Mutterschwein He is happy being the way he is , and knows that no woman can accept him the way he is . Priorities

  • @davidmurray4957
    @davidmurray4957 Год назад +15

    Grandfather loves and appreciates your hard work..

  • @kredonystus7768
    @kredonystus7768 Год назад +282

    Asmongold is everything us 40k nerds are told we are.

    • @Darkworldwolf
      @Darkworldwolf Год назад +31

      I mean he´s dirty and eats trash but, he´s got a good personality, gives out good adivce most of the time and knows how to keep people entertained, if every 40k nerd could do that we would take over the world

    • @PapaPepe806
      @PapaPepe806 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@Darkworldwolf bruh half his takes are pure trash like his room

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Darkworldwolfyeah I don't his take on twitch new policy is good

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Darkworldwolfhe eat trash as well?
      Holy sigmar

    • @slyfer60
      @slyfer60 Месяц назад +2

      It's the mirror in the cave. Change your ways.

  • @DadBodFit
    @DadBodFit Год назад +34

    He's just living the way he lived a thousand years ago.. when he first became a champion of Grandfather Nurgle.

  • @ShouOokami
    @ShouOokami Год назад +823

    you dont STOP getting dirty. You're just coated in so much grime you dont feel the EXTRA dirty. Typical LGS patron tho.

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola Год назад +58

      actually it is true that a certain amount of your body's grime is just produced to replace the oils your soaps strip off, and if you stop stripping the oils off it'll produce less of them. Should still at least clean yourself with water and a scrub, though.

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Год назад +62

      @@Mishkola is right. _Most_ of the body does okay with surprisingly little hygiene, for this reason. But my guy should still at least be sponging/Wet Wipe-ing his armpits + giblets + posterior, or the rawness from yeasty growth will teach him a lesson within the first week or so that some stenches come with a price.

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 Год назад +7

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 I know precisely what you're talking about. I'm one of those flithy people who sometimes goes a month without a shower because I just don't want to take one. I'll sometimes plan to, say after work one day, but then the time comes and I go "Meh, nevermind." I have experienced that rawness and stench you're talking about. It is painful and does very much smell like literal shit. It is very much an encouragement to shower atleast once a week.

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 Год назад

      @@Mishkola Exactly. I always told my mother that when she'd say I looked "Greasy". "Umm yeah mom, I do because my body naturally produces oil."

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V Год назад +3

      That, coincidentally, also explains what happens when you watch a lot of weird-ass pr0n.

  • @AverageSkavenEnjoyer
    @AverageSkavenEnjoyer 7 месяцев назад +17

    Its actually perfect, he's filthy, he's happy, and he says that eventually nothing changes, I wouldnt be surprised if he was an actual nurgle worshipper.

  • @YourTrustyHonkey9716
    @YourTrustyHonkey9716 Год назад +441

    I honestly cant ever tell how much of asmondgold is real or fake.

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 Год назад +50

      That's how it be

    • @Seoul_Soldier
      @Seoul_Soldier Год назад +68

      That’s his shtick and what makes him fun to watch. It’s constant confusion.

    • @l337pwnage
      @l337pwnage Год назад +2

      umm >>>>>>> gold

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf Год назад +29

      He follows the teachings of Tzeentch.

    • @Interrobang212
      @Interrobang212 Год назад +25

      id say like 10-20% of his persona is for the camera. Kinda terrifying, tbh.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras Год назад +100

    I’ve heard of this 10 days effect referred to as the “stink cycle”. It’s sort of like how animals don’t just keep getting smellier and smellier; they reach a maximum level of stink then stop increasing.

  • @Cajaquarius
    @Cajaquarius Год назад +140

    As someone who has done hardcore bivouac camping, he is right. Ten days in and the chafing, itching, and feeling dirty stops.

    • @OGXenos
      @OGXenos Год назад

      Your body re-engages the natural antibacterial system it always has, but never uses because showers and soaps kill them off. Kinda like how they warn you to not wash your hands TOO often because you'll kill all the good bacteria too. For 99.9% of human history, we didn't have showers, yet the world didn't smell like a giant pigsty.

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 Год назад +31

      When I was still in the reserves we'd camp out at this site with no running tap or plumbing for 2 weeks straight while we trained. Things got pretty smelly by day 4 or 5, but by day 8 or 9 you couldn't even tell anyone stank anymore because you'd gone noseblind from smelling your battle buddies 24/7, and because they smelled unfathomably better than the bathrooms you inevitably would have to sit in for 10-15 minutes at a time to take a shit.

    • @fahrradmittelfranken8207
      @fahrradmittelfranken8207 Год назад

      @@digiquo8143 Why does taking a shit take you 10 minutes?

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 Год назад +3

      @@fahrradmittelfranken8207 What do you mean? 10 minutes is on the short side. 15-20 is the usual.

    • @fahrradmittelfranken8207
      @fahrradmittelfranken8207 Год назад +5

      @@digiquo8143 I am done after three minutes. Like pants back up, ready to wash hands.

  • @larsmuller97
    @larsmuller97 Год назад +92

    I can't even begin to fathom how you find these clips that fit soooo fucking well. 10/10

  • @Stefan_._
    @Stefan_._ Год назад +125

    I want to see his reaction to this

    • @minuette1752
      @minuette1752 Год назад +5

      I hope he reacts to it.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 Год назад +17

      Yes, make Asmongold react to Asmongold.

    • @brosef4154
      @brosef4154 Год назад +7

      @@lightworker2956 yeah, make the Asmongold reacting green, too

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf Год назад +5

      He gonna do a 40 minutes reaction to this

    • @UnarmedBastard
      @UnarmedBastard Год назад +6

      he did it, its on his clips channel boys

  • @dah_goofster
    @dah_goofster Год назад +48

    “After about the 10th day or so you just stop getting dirty. After that point you’re just kinda chilling”
    -minor nurgle demon

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 Год назад +12

    His champion.
    His herald.
    His chosen.

  • @zersockpuppet
    @zersockpuppet Год назад +11

    thats the biggest nurgling i've ever seen. truly grandfather's gifts have been good to him

  • @Sue_Me_Too
    @Sue_Me_Too Год назад +2

    I too am blessed with the afflictions of the Plague Father.
    For a time, I struggled in futility against my calling...
    Come now, children! Papa Nurgle has gifts for everyone!

  • @inveteratecrusader4882
    @inveteratecrusader4882 Год назад +44

    Trucker here, that thing about there being a dirtiness plateau where you sorta stop getting dirtier? 100% factually accurate.

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Год назад +8

      Long-distance hikers can confirm.

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 Год назад +7

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 Spend 19 days without shower on army training camp, can confirm

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC Год назад +6

      I’m writing this comment from my sleeper, and I haven’t showered in like a week. It becomes a lot more reasonable when showers cost $10+ and you aren’t around anyone all day anyway.

  • @AleziahSpiers
    @AleziahSpiers Год назад +7

    His facial expressions are like a Knights of the Old Republic Character.

  • @bobchipman4473
    @bobchipman4473 9 месяцев назад +2

    I never understood why some people refuse to shower. I love the feeling of warm water. It's the thing I look forward to most after work.

  • @TheDreadedAssassin
    @TheDreadedAssassin Год назад +23

    My dude went down the road of personal hygiene debuffs to check his new build and ended up finding a secret God.

  • @terraneaux
    @terraneaux Год назад +60

    "Cleanliness is blasphemy!"

  • @anonenormous2376
    @anonenormous2376 Год назад +3

    The grandfather blesses those who believe and follow his example

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 Год назад +63

    I wonder if a lack of physical activity has anything to do with this.

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 Год назад

      i imagine it has too. imagine working out after multiple weeks of not showering. you'd probably get kicked out of the gym for making it smell like nurgles ballsack.

    • @deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift
      @deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Год назад +16

      Yeah, I can’t imagine working out or doing a manual labor job and then not showering.

    • @Telados
      @Telados Год назад

      @@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Imagine working a job that gets you nice and dirty and you just don't shower

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Год назад

      @@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Ive always had labor focused jobs. I rinse off in the shower to get my B hole clean every shit, but I only shower twice a week. Ive had women tell me I smell wonderful, so either Ive found quite a few bo fetishests or I dont smell bad. I do use deoderant most of the time though.
      A quick rinse of water is normally enough to fix any 'dirty parts' after a hard workout. Washing the hair too often is dreadful, unless your hair is cut so often and so short you dont have time to fuck it up, you can really damage your hair using harsh soaps on it too often.

  • @Valin9275
    @Valin9275 Год назад +3

    Haven't watched Asmon since I quit WoW 3 years ago but now I miss him.

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 Год назад +19

    I genuinely relate to the whole not feeling gross/always feeling great physically.
    PSA:Take a shower regardless!!!

  • @horsedrawn8347
    @horsedrawn8347 Год назад +2

    Self-Neglect is a form of Self-Harm in the long term, just in the most passive sense.
    But also, Grandfather's garden must be allowed to thrive 🙏

  • @PureColumbianCocainum1949
    @PureColumbianCocainum1949 Год назад +4

    I look up to this man.

  • @jonipalosaari5443
    @jonipalosaari5443 Год назад +1

    After a while not showering you kinda transcend and not worry any more.
    Just one of the great blessing's of Papa Nurgle. 😉

  • @Buttons99
    @Buttons99 Год назад +3

    If nurgle had an ad this is what it would look like.

  • @muffinman2546
    @muffinman2546 Год назад +16

    1:15 'I don't know if that's heresy. Probably not.'

  • @mut-x8k
    @mut-x8k Месяц назад

    Love how lore accurate this actually is. Nurgle followers really do just stop caring which is followed by acceptance and then embracing it.

  • @joshuagraham1476
    @joshuagraham1476 Год назад +2

    "it is better to be clean, than comfortable."

  • @demilung
    @demilung Месяц назад +3

    To translate a local joke into English: less than an inch of dirt ain't "dirty" and above an inch will flake off on it's own

  • @Lemon_Inspector
    @Lemon_Inspector Год назад +1

    That's why he's a mere cultist. A true Champion of Nurgle never stops getting stinkier.

  • @Omili
    @Omili Год назад +4

    From the moment I understood the weakness of cleanliness... it disgusted me. I craved the smell and oiliness of grime. I aspired to the impurity of the blessed snot. Your kind cling to your purity as if it will not disappear and fail you. One day the pure biomass that you call a temple will be defiled and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the grime is eternal.

  • @throwback19841
    @throwback19841 Месяц назад +4

    We need a Nurgle video with the poop hoarder lady from Hoarders.

  • @Abraxas1212
    @Abraxas1212 Год назад +9

    Oh yeah, that's Tim. Nurgle likes him quite a bit, and seems to favor him a bit. Nurgle could do without the showers, but hey, he's spreading the word of Nurgle, wether or not he knows it.

  • @brosef4154
    @brosef4154 Год назад

    This is my 2023 new year resolution. I'm already a solid two weeks in and it's Dec 31 LFG!!!!

  • @UncleRedsnow
    @UncleRedsnow Год назад +7

    Most hygienic smash player

  • @dimas3829
    @dimas3829 11 месяцев назад +2

    "make love, not warcraft"
    -fellow Slaanesh enjoyer.

  • @TheShredfest89
    @TheShredfest89 Год назад +4

    This is a work of art

  • @ThePenguinMejia
    @ThePenguinMejia Год назад +1

    I love all your posts. Each one brings me new joy

  • @sammycesari8539
    @sammycesari8539 Месяц назад +1

    “I got to be who I was” sounds about right

  • @officialmasqq_594
    @officialmasqq_594 Месяц назад

    He delivered "I'm a very greasy boy" like a Chaos incantation

  • @absolutegarbage3654
    @absolutegarbage3654 2 месяца назад +1

    he has such beatiful skin too

  • @nikolatasev4948
    @nikolatasev4948 Год назад +1

    Today I learned I'm actually a Nurgle worshipper. Explains a lot.

  • @DarrinSK
    @DarrinSK Год назад +2

    dirty, chillin, not caring, 'feels great'.
    checks out... nurgle worshipper confirmed

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 Год назад +22

    Well, I would say it is more like 2 weeks when you start to feel irritated. I mean, as long as you live most of your life in your room without much physical activity going on, it does indeed take a while before your hair feels way too stiff or something like that.

  • @xaky20
    @xaky20 Год назад +1

    I totally understand you man, doing the same ! I've been showering once per week or sometime every 2-3 weeks and don't feel bad at all ! And I don't even smell bad, going to work and seing my workmate, nobody ever told me I smell, they even smell worst than me after just 1 day of work !

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 Год назад +10

    Asmongold adores the love Nurgle gives

  • @N0TYALC
    @N0TYALC Год назад +1

    There’s not a single animal on this planet that has evolved in such a way that they get health problems without constant access to indoor plumbing.

    • @jackorton821
      @jackorton821 7 дней назад +1

      Maybe not indoors plumbing but basically every animal has some kind of grooming measure to combat hygiene alongside bugs. A lot of animals also have some form of bathing to supplement this also.

  • @roysmoothfinger
    @roysmoothfinger Год назад +1

    He inspires me to worship nurgle

  • @3goats1coat
    @3goats1coat Год назад +24

    I enjoy scorching hot showers. I mean 50+°C.
    You start at 45 then every few minutes you dial it a bit up.
    Slaanesh got to me, didn't (s)he?

  • @kevinthepaladin235
    @kevinthepaladin235 2 месяца назад +2

    Papa Nurgle loves you

  • @IgaTenzen
    @IgaTenzen Год назад +3

    The Grandfather is pleased !

  • @megapeebs2631
    @megapeebs2631 28 дней назад +7

    Genuinely how does someone not shower for that long? Even after 2 days my hair starts to get itchy and I feel gross

    • @Spaibo
      @Spaibo 24 дня назад +1

      Some say that the irritation goes away after a certain point, I'm not willing to try that though.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 12 дней назад

      ​@@Spaibo It's pretty normal. Unless you sweat like hell not showering doesn't feel that awful. Now if you plan on actually leaving your room then maybe not do that but simply not showering alone isn't gonna FEEL that bad. It's more of the psychology behind it since showering is seen as tied to mental health.

    • @MeeesterBond17
      @MeeesterBond17 11 дней назад +1

      That's the Emperor's way of telling you to shower. Praise be.

  • @Radioactivepaladin0703
    @Radioactivepaladin0703 16 дней назад +2

    He will singlehandedly open a portal for Nurgle to invade us

  • @AC-ov5ny
    @AC-ov5ny Месяц назад +2

    Raid Boss: Asmongler the Filthweaver, King of Balding

  • @Hail.layla-ym3sh
    @Hail.layla-ym3sh 26 дней назад +2

    Papa nurgle would be proud

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Год назад +6

    Most normal rant asmongold has ever made

  • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
    @St4rTr3v1Ut10n Год назад +2

    He's right.
    If you actually don't move generally, you don't even walk around, you sit in a chair most of your day, you actually don't need to shower all that much because you're not sweating/excreting bacteria food, so really nothing happens. Now if you smell your bare armpit or wipe your hand through your taint it's gonna reek, but so far as wearing clothes, and especially during winter when you're wearing coats, you really don't outwardly smell.
    Granted, that's by no means _healthy,_ you need exercise, thus you should be showering by virtue of keeping your body in shape, but if a human didn't need exercise whatsoever, you could probably go at least 2 full weeks without smelling or even "feeling" like you need to shower.

  • @jowyszone5379
    @jowyszone5379 22 дня назад +2

    This actually made me take a shower

  • @henryheavy8044
    @henryheavy8044 19 дней назад +2

    This aged quite well

  • @Snoobert_true_alien
    @Snoobert_true_alien Месяц назад +6

    Thats my boy!

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir Год назад +1

    “It was completely normal” Hmm, i don’t know about that one. Lets ask, an inquisitor.

  • @igncom1
    @igncom1 Год назад +33

    I've done that before, but that was during some of the worst times in my life while jobless and hopeless. Tormented by family and general society, 'knowing' I had no worth and nothing to aspire to beyond just enjoying the moment on my computer before the next thing comes in to drive my closer to suicide and perhaps, perhaps, this time I might have the fragmentary bravery to actually jump to my death.
    Better now though lmao, but yeah some rough years.

    • @danielearnshaw8392
      @danielearnshaw8392 Год назад +1

      bruh

    • @Frostcat2272
      @Frostcat2272 Год назад +3

      What helped you recover if you don’t mind me asking? Like what helped you get out of that spot?

    • @kane-111
      @kane-111 Год назад +2

      Been in that boat, same goes for eating too and even though I'm better now I'm still not the same as I was long ago, and I'm afraid this isn't going to change.

    • @igncom1
      @igncom1 Год назад +9

      @@Frostcat2272 A mixture of things really. At one point I figured that if I had nothing better to to then setting myself up a schedule would be better then nothing. Wash every day, brush teeth before washing, go to bed at 11pm, wake up at 7, go for a walk every Saturday, switch to drinking only water and so on.
      Basically set up a structure for myself to make sure I am doing the basics of self care and maintenance.
      Getting help with mental issues and diagnoses also helped provide some much needed relief that it's not all my fault and so on, so I don't need to worry that everything that had gone wrong was the result of my choices. Sometimes you just get fucked over.
      With some support towards getting myself prepared for actual employment, setting myself a structure to live by and working on reducing the frankly disgusting amount of food I was eating helped me march myself back into health and into a better life.
      I stumbled a lot and failed my own structures a lot, but none of that matters over persistence and sticking to the structure. Even if it takes years you can move towards a better place and now I feel better then ever and am close to affording a mortgage on my own home.

    • @igncom1
      @igncom1 Год назад +3

      @@kane-111 Yeah I've had a slide back up in weight recently myself, but one thing you have to remember is that it's not something that can be resolved in a day. During the main part of my weight loss I often had weeks where I simply didn't lose anything in spite of my efforts. It's MADDENING but it does pass.
      They key is that good practice of healthy eating and exercise has benefits beyond just weight loss. And that doing so is beneficial all the time. So even if you go out and do poorly a 100 times, you still did more then nothing 100 times. The dedication alone can do wonders for the mind.

  • @cringlator
    @cringlator 9 дней назад +1

    Only a month and a half? Those are rookie numbers!

  • @mistaowickkuh6249
    @mistaowickkuh6249 Год назад +4

    I once had to go without shower for 20 days as a soldier. Not feeling dirty part is understandable. At that point you lose your ability to smell anything bad and become one with the filth.

  • @MrMultiB
    @MrMultiB Год назад +2

    Asmon's home is a tier 6 Nurgle settlement

  • @MidnightAX
    @MidnightAX Месяц назад +1

    this would be a great Space marine 2 DLC

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 Месяц назад

    "Don't lose your nerve, because after the first 4 years, the dirt doesn't get any worse." - Quentin Crisp on never cleaning

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 Год назад +5

    He needs to be in the new series with Henry Cavill. That would be the ultimate fan service.

    • @Theplanettera
      @Theplanettera Месяц назад

      Keep him away he is plauge carrier

  • @henriquereis7017
    @henriquereis7017 Год назад +2

    if you live near the equator line you just need 4 days of not showering to become a plague-bearer of Nurgle

    • @mrroger-t6m
      @mrroger-t6m Год назад +3

      Isn't everybody in Brazil greasy

  • @FreeAllenWrench
    @FreeAllenWrench Год назад +2

    I've always wanted to try this cause i hear good things... but unlike most 40k fans; i regularly exercise.

    • @lepredator1789
      @lepredator1789 Год назад +1

      Its not a good thing, what you mightve heard is keeping body lotion/shampoo away or not using it every time since your body is qutie capeable of taking care of this on its own (its a relearning process and you will end up having greasy hair for quite some time)
      not showering however is bad for your body, you will end up being a bacterial spawning place and sooner than later you might develop funghi on your skin, have fun getting rid of that

  • @highbrass234
    @highbrass234 Год назад +1

    Spend one day in a blue collar job, you'll come to crave showers

  • @fourthspartan5654
    @fourthspartan5654 2 месяца назад +1

    This aged enormously well.

  • @Oblivion9873
    @Oblivion9873 Год назад +5

    he's not really wrong. You do hit a plateau, provided you're skinny enough not to chafe and get build ups. Ironically gaining weight made me a much cleaner person.

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 Год назад +1

    Makes me feel a lot better about missing 2 days in a row sometimes.

  • @RamonChiNangWong078
    @RamonChiNangWong078 Год назад +2

    I can imagine.
    Roboute/Henry Cavill saying these lines.
    "Stay away from me, unclean bastard!"