"After you haven't showered for 10 days, you pretty much stop getting dirty. You kind of hit a plateau. You get to a point where if you don't shower... Nothing changes." Nurgle: That's my boy.
Tbh, when you go through some form of extreme (like not showering for awhile, or going with less food for awhile) those experiences seem normal to you, when they aren’t normal to everyone else
@@diegofiora people still cleaned themselves in ye olden times. It's just that they scrubbed themselves down with a sponge bath more often as opposed to baths and showers
I always did wonder if that would be a factor, bc I know it is for us women. All of the areas that are warm + moist by default just sort of start to get a bit _raw_ , tho the less fleshy your body-type, the longer a grace period you get.
Arbitrator: "Lord Inquisitor, how will we be able to identify the heretics among all these citizens." Lord Inquisitor: "Not to worry, when in doubt I just follow my nose."
I don't get it. Asmongold's body type is perfectly healthy, in spite of his refusal to bathe. The dude is tall, slender, and appears to be in very good health... though I am not sure how long that'll last if he doesn't shower for five weeks at a time.
Pretty much. He mentions horrible long lasting gut problems suddenly dispersing and never getting sick afterwards. That's has to be good bacteria maintaining gut health.
But what if, and hear me out here, I didn’t take a shower for months because I discovered that the entire bathroom had a thick mat of mold behind all the walls that kept growing in through the cracks and was terrified?
@SkakoanScarecrow That would explain why I’m always sort of sick but never get any more sick, and have novel diseases breeding in my lungs’ extensive scar tissue that gets out if I cough too much.
That is the key to life and happiness. No one can give it to you. Nor can you find that peace anywhere else but from within. Dirt, grime and bed bugs. Better for worse if the man is happy so be it.
@_Hedura_ Asmon is a literal millionaire. Him living like this means that he's either SEVERELY depressed, or just a simple man with simple needs which are met just by gaming in his mom's attic and eating pizza
@@georgiykireev9678 He's definitely quite lonely. Lonely enough that he wishes(and he admits this) he just ended up gay instead because he thinks he can get laid/find relationships much easier if he was gay lol
He’s definitely not happy, i think he wants gf but will probably never have for living like that, he also looks like an incel who can’t get laid, but since he’s millionaire he can get gold diggers
I mean he´s dirty and eats trash but, he´s got a good personality, gives out good adivce most of the time and knows how to keep people entertained, if every 40k nerd could do that we would take over the world
actually it is true that a certain amount of your body's grime is just produced to replace the oils your soaps strip off, and if you stop stripping the oils off it'll produce less of them. Should still at least clean yourself with water and a scrub, though.
@@Mishkola is right. _Most_ of the body does okay with surprisingly little hygiene, for this reason. But my guy should still at least be sponging/Wet Wipe-ing his armpits + giblets + posterior, or the rawness from yeasty growth will teach him a lesson within the first week or so that some stenches come with a price.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 I know precisely what you're talking about. I'm one of those flithy people who sometimes goes a month without a shower because I just don't want to take one. I'll sometimes plan to, say after work one day, but then the time comes and I go "Meh, nevermind." I have experienced that rawness and stench you're talking about. It is painful and does very much smell like literal shit. It is very much an encouragement to shower atleast once a week.
Its actually perfect, he's filthy, he's happy, and he says that eventually nothing changes, I wouldnt be surprised if he was an actual nurgle worshipper.
I’ve heard of this 10 days effect referred to as the “stink cycle”. It’s sort of like how animals don’t just keep getting smellier and smellier; they reach a maximum level of stink then stop increasing.
Your body re-engages the natural antibacterial system it always has, but never uses because showers and soaps kill them off. Kinda like how they warn you to not wash your hands TOO often because you'll kill all the good bacteria too. For 99.9% of human history, we didn't have showers, yet the world didn't smell like a giant pigsty.
When I was still in the reserves we'd camp out at this site with no running tap or plumbing for 2 weeks straight while we trained. Things got pretty smelly by day 4 or 5, but by day 8 or 9 you couldn't even tell anyone stank anymore because you'd gone noseblind from smelling your battle buddies 24/7, and because they smelled unfathomably better than the bathrooms you inevitably would have to sit in for 10-15 minutes at a time to take a shit.
I too am blessed with the afflictions of the Plague Father. For a time, I struggled in futility against my calling... Come now, children! Papa Nurgle has gifts for everyone!
I’m writing this comment from my sleeper, and I haven’t showered in like a week. It becomes a lot more reasonable when showers cost $10+ and you aren’t around anyone all day anyway.
i imagine it has too. imagine working out after multiple weeks of not showering. you'd probably get kicked out of the gym for making it smell like nurgles ballsack.
@@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Ive always had labor focused jobs. I rinse off in the shower to get my B hole clean every shit, but I only shower twice a week. Ive had women tell me I smell wonderful, so either Ive found quite a few bo fetishests or I dont smell bad. I do use deoderant most of the time though. A quick rinse of water is normally enough to fix any 'dirty parts' after a hard workout. Washing the hair too often is dreadful, unless your hair is cut so often and so short you dont have time to fuck it up, you can really damage your hair using harsh soaps on it too often.
From the moment I understood the weakness of cleanliness... it disgusted me. I craved the smell and oiliness of grime. I aspired to the impurity of the blessed snot. Your kind cling to your purity as if it will not disappear and fail you. One day the pure biomass that you call a temple will be defiled and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the grime is eternal.
Oh yeah, that's Tim. Nurgle likes him quite a bit, and seems to favor him a bit. Nurgle could do without the showers, but hey, he's spreading the word of Nurgle, wether or not he knows it.
Well, I would say it is more like 2 weeks when you start to feel irritated. I mean, as long as you live most of your life in your room without much physical activity going on, it does indeed take a while before your hair feels way too stiff or something like that.
I totally understand you man, doing the same ! I've been showering once per week or sometime every 2-3 weeks and don't feel bad at all ! And I don't even smell bad, going to work and seing my workmate, nobody ever told me I smell, they even smell worst than me after just 1 day of work !
Maybe not indoors plumbing but basically every animal has some kind of grooming measure to combat hygiene alongside bugs. A lot of animals also have some form of bathing to supplement this also.
@@Spaibo It's pretty normal. Unless you sweat like hell not showering doesn't feel that awful. Now if you plan on actually leaving your room then maybe not do that but simply not showering alone isn't gonna FEEL that bad. It's more of the psychology behind it since showering is seen as tied to mental health.
He's right. If you actually don't move generally, you don't even walk around, you sit in a chair most of your day, you actually don't need to shower all that much because you're not sweating/excreting bacteria food, so really nothing happens. Now if you smell your bare armpit or wipe your hand through your taint it's gonna reek, but so far as wearing clothes, and especially during winter when you're wearing coats, you really don't outwardly smell. Granted, that's by no means _healthy,_ you need exercise, thus you should be showering by virtue of keeping your body in shape, but if a human didn't need exercise whatsoever, you could probably go at least 2 full weeks without smelling or even "feeling" like you need to shower.
I've done that before, but that was during some of the worst times in my life while jobless and hopeless. Tormented by family and general society, 'knowing' I had no worth and nothing to aspire to beyond just enjoying the moment on my computer before the next thing comes in to drive my closer to suicide and perhaps, perhaps, this time I might have the fragmentary bravery to actually jump to my death. Better now though lmao, but yeah some rough years.
Been in that boat, same goes for eating too and even though I'm better now I'm still not the same as I was long ago, and I'm afraid this isn't going to change.
@@Frostcat2272 A mixture of things really. At one point I figured that if I had nothing better to to then setting myself up a schedule would be better then nothing. Wash every day, brush teeth before washing, go to bed at 11pm, wake up at 7, go for a walk every Saturday, switch to drinking only water and so on. Basically set up a structure for myself to make sure I am doing the basics of self care and maintenance. Getting help with mental issues and diagnoses also helped provide some much needed relief that it's not all my fault and so on, so I don't need to worry that everything that had gone wrong was the result of my choices. Sometimes you just get fucked over. With some support towards getting myself prepared for actual employment, setting myself a structure to live by and working on reducing the frankly disgusting amount of food I was eating helped me march myself back into health and into a better life. I stumbled a lot and failed my own structures a lot, but none of that matters over persistence and sticking to the structure. Even if it takes years you can move towards a better place and now I feel better then ever and am close to affording a mortgage on my own home.
@@kane-111 Yeah I've had a slide back up in weight recently myself, but one thing you have to remember is that it's not something that can be resolved in a day. During the main part of my weight loss I often had weeks where I simply didn't lose anything in spite of my efforts. It's MADDENING but it does pass. They key is that good practice of healthy eating and exercise has benefits beyond just weight loss. And that doing so is beneficial all the time. So even if you go out and do poorly a 100 times, you still did more then nothing 100 times. The dedication alone can do wonders for the mind.
I once had to go without shower for 20 days as a soldier. Not feeling dirty part is understandable. At that point you lose your ability to smell anything bad and become one with the filth.
Its not a good thing, what you mightve heard is keeping body lotion/shampoo away or not using it every time since your body is qutie capeable of taking care of this on its own (its a relearning process and you will end up having greasy hair for quite some time) not showering however is bad for your body, you will end up being a bacterial spawning place and sooner than later you might develop funghi on your skin, have fun getting rid of that
he's not really wrong. You do hit a plateau, provided you're skinny enough not to chafe and get build ups. Ironically gaining weight made me a much cleaner person.
Asmongold: The Unclean One.
The Showerless. The Overhorde.
The Filthdweller. The Mald King.
The Bald King.***
the withered one
Master of the unwashed balls.
@@mistaowickkuh6249 Now I wanna see Baldemort narrate Asmongold lore
The unwashed cooted gnat of the swamp
"After you haven't showered for 10 days, you pretty much stop getting dirty. You kind of hit a plateau. You get to a point where if you don't shower... Nothing changes."
Nurgle: That's my boy.
that and the "im actually REALLY happy" fucking killed me lol
“nothing changes”
Tzeentch is having a fit right now.
@@StygianEmperor Not as planned :(
titsnitch died inside at that line
@@flithbrin Ahhhh a fine example of a Slaneshe wording
The way he speaks about it as something normal not to be frightened by is definetly the way a Nurgle cultist would try to bring you in
Tbh, when you go through some form of extreme (like not showering for awhile, or going with less food for awhile) those experiences seem normal to you, when they aren’t normal to everyone else
@OMNISLASHER1000 Doubt it. When one of the main enemy factions thrives on filth and disease, personal hygiene hits different
@@georgiykireev9678 yeah, being accused of nurgle worship because you are depressed lmao
it is absolutely normal, just hasn't been for the past like 60 years or so. but you could never wear someone else's shoes
@@diegofiora people still cleaned themselves in ye olden times. It's just that they scrubbed themselves down with a sponge bath more often as opposed to baths and showers
"I feel great all the time" fits Nurgle theme very well.
"sure i've got apendages bursting out of my torso at odd angles, but you know what? I've never felt so massive.
@@brianlitterell5428 My third-butthole hand has a lot of uses. Its utility is truly amazin'.
"The extra hand could be used for things like wiping my ass which im not going to do of course"
"If I don't shower, *nothing changes."*
"A layer of dirt up to two centimeters is nothing terrible, a layer that is more than 2 centimeters is
armor."
Yep. He is definitely a Nurgle Worshiper.
"I am gaining momentum, I'm becoming more powerful."
Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~
You have 666 Likes.
I am not the one who will destroy this
This is how Nurgle invented the great plague of -balding- *malding*
This must be how The Great Baldini was created
Chaos God pattern baldness
Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~
demon prince of nurgle in the making
Yep, Nurgle has already touched him for sure. He will be granted the greatest of gifts soon enough.
The fingers of niggle are slowly plunging themselves into the pie of mankind. Call the inquisitors this man must be purged
@@minuette1752but till then, we’re gonna do what we’re gonna do
Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~
Nah, I don't think even Nurgle can stand this guy, he's gonna end up as a Chaos Spawn if he's lucky
If I don’t shower for about three days I start chafing something fierce. That’s just the Emperor reminding me to stay vigilant against Chaos.
Fat.
The Emperor Protects.
Wait what? Why?
I'm fat so if I don't shower, I get a nasty ass ball soup going on. 👌
I always did wonder if that would be a factor, bc I know it is for us women. All of the areas that are warm + moist by default just sort of start to get a bit _raw_ , tho the less fleshy your body-type, the longer a grace period you get.
Arbitrator: "Lord Inquisitor, how will we be able to identify the heretics among all these citizens."
Lord Inquisitor: "Not to worry, when in doubt I just follow my nose."
Inquisitor Tu’Kan Sam
@@justinokraski3796 *wheeze*🤣
Or just find a citizen that's in a good mood or having a great day.
I love the implication that at first this cultist didn't realize they were worshipping nurgle, they were just that filthy.
Nurgle always knew
Okay ASMONGOLD nurgle lord MOD coming ~
I do too, it’s one of the most insidious things about the warp and why it’s so great a concept
It's his 10 stacks of Earthen Shield
Hahahahahahahahahaha omg best comment!
Imagine a Great Unclean One with Asmon's proportions.
It's actually terrifying.
A lanky slender great unclean one would be scary ngl
I don't get it. Asmongold's body type is perfectly healthy, in spite of his refusal to bathe. The dude is tall, slender, and appears to be in very good health... though I am not sure how long that'll last if he doesn't shower for five weeks at a time.
@@TurtleShroom3 sarcopenia is not good health. The man isn't "slender", he's a malnourished skeleton
@@lred1383
Have we ever seen him with his shirt off?
@@TurtleShroom3 ...yes? In this very video?
This guy has like 10x more facial expressions per word then I am used to.
His eyebrows are the secret
Professional Reaction-tuber there
Papa Nurgle smiles upon you and embraces you gently. Your dedication is acknowledged and you will receive his gifts which will be plentiful.
Pretty much. He mentions horrible long lasting gut problems suddenly dispersing and never getting sick afterwards. That's has to be good bacteria maintaining gut health.
cleanest MMO-player:
😆😆😆😆
But i shower daily :C
@@llllB06llll then you aren't a true MMO player
@@Arrusoh Amen.
@@llllB06llll A real MMO player is showered in dailies!
I like how happy he is. Nurgle followers are very jolly. Lore correct.
I wonder if there's any chance for a Total War Warhammer 3 mod to ever exist that adds Asmongold to Nurgle's roster.
he would be the filthy messenger/scout
don't tempt me...
@@XpVersusVista Dew it.
mods, mate. There will probably be a mod
I hope he has the green tinted skin
But what if, and hear me out here, I didn’t take a shower for months because I discovered that the entire bathroom had a thick mat of mold behind all the walls that kept growing in through the cracks and was terrified?
You may be a heretical daemon betrayer.
That is the Plaguefather calling you to your destiny.
Mmm Imagine the smell
@SkakoanScarecrow
That would explain why I’m always sort of sick but never get any more sick, and have novel diseases breeding in my lungs’ extensive scar tissue that gets out if I cough too much.
I-I can't imagine the realization setting in and being somehow getting the feeling of getting pinned down and something violating my whole body.
Perfect acolyte for our father nurgle
"After about ten days or so you stop getting dirty"
My dude, ten days dirty is still a LOT of days
"I'm building momentum I'm becoming more powerfull"
his armour thickens
but for real he just looks so happy wallowing in his dungeon attic
That is the key to life and happiness. No one can give it to you. Nor can you find that peace anywhere else but from within. Dirt, grime and bed bugs. Better for worse if the man is happy so be it.
@_Hedura_ Asmon is a literal millionaire. Him living like this means that he's either SEVERELY depressed, or just a simple man with simple needs which are met just by gaming in his mom's attic and eating pizza
@@georgiykireev9678 He's definitely quite lonely. Lonely enough that he wishes(and he admits this) he just ended up gay instead because he thinks he can get laid/find relationships much easier if he was gay lol
He’s definitely not happy, i think he wants gf but will probably never have for living like that,
he also looks like an incel who can’t get laid, but since he’s millionaire he can get gold diggers
@@Mutterschwein He is happy being the way he is , and knows that no woman can accept him the way he is . Priorities
Grandfather loves and appreciates your hard work..
Asmongold is everything us 40k nerds are told we are.
I mean he´s dirty and eats trash but, he´s got a good personality, gives out good adivce most of the time and knows how to keep people entertained, if every 40k nerd could do that we would take over the world
@@Darkworldwolf bruh half his takes are pure trash like his room
@@Darkworldwolfyeah I don't his take on twitch new policy is good
@@Darkworldwolfhe eat trash as well?
Holy sigmar
It's the mirror in the cave. Change your ways.
He's just living the way he lived a thousand years ago.. when he first became a champion of Grandfather Nurgle.
you dont STOP getting dirty. You're just coated in so much grime you dont feel the EXTRA dirty. Typical LGS patron tho.
actually it is true that a certain amount of your body's grime is just produced to replace the oils your soaps strip off, and if you stop stripping the oils off it'll produce less of them. Should still at least clean yourself with water and a scrub, though.
@@Mishkola is right. _Most_ of the body does okay with surprisingly little hygiene, for this reason. But my guy should still at least be sponging/Wet Wipe-ing his armpits + giblets + posterior, or the rawness from yeasty growth will teach him a lesson within the first week or so that some stenches come with a price.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 I know precisely what you're talking about. I'm one of those flithy people who sometimes goes a month without a shower because I just don't want to take one. I'll sometimes plan to, say after work one day, but then the time comes and I go "Meh, nevermind." I have experienced that rawness and stench you're talking about. It is painful and does very much smell like literal shit. It is very much an encouragement to shower atleast once a week.
@@Mishkola Exactly. I always told my mother that when she'd say I looked "Greasy". "Umm yeah mom, I do because my body naturally produces oil."
That, coincidentally, also explains what happens when you watch a lot of weird-ass pr0n.
Its actually perfect, he's filthy, he's happy, and he says that eventually nothing changes, I wouldnt be surprised if he was an actual nurgle worshipper.
I honestly cant ever tell how much of asmondgold is real or fake.
That's how it be
That’s his shtick and what makes him fun to watch. It’s constant confusion.
umm >>>>>>> gold
He follows the teachings of Tzeentch.
id say like 10-20% of his persona is for the camera. Kinda terrifying, tbh.
I’ve heard of this 10 days effect referred to as the “stink cycle”. It’s sort of like how animals don’t just keep getting smellier and smellier; they reach a maximum level of stink then stop increasing.
😂
As someone who has done hardcore bivouac camping, he is right. Ten days in and the chafing, itching, and feeling dirty stops.
Your body re-engages the natural antibacterial system it always has, but never uses because showers and soaps kill them off. Kinda like how they warn you to not wash your hands TOO often because you'll kill all the good bacteria too. For 99.9% of human history, we didn't have showers, yet the world didn't smell like a giant pigsty.
When I was still in the reserves we'd camp out at this site with no running tap or plumbing for 2 weeks straight while we trained. Things got pretty smelly by day 4 or 5, but by day 8 or 9 you couldn't even tell anyone stank anymore because you'd gone noseblind from smelling your battle buddies 24/7, and because they smelled unfathomably better than the bathrooms you inevitably would have to sit in for 10-15 minutes at a time to take a shit.
@@digiquo8143 Why does taking a shit take you 10 minutes?
@@fahrradmittelfranken8207 What do you mean? 10 minutes is on the short side. 15-20 is the usual.
@@digiquo8143 I am done after three minutes. Like pants back up, ready to wash hands.
I can't even begin to fathom how you find these clips that fit soooo fucking well. 10/10
I want to see his reaction to this
I hope he reacts to it.
Yes, make Asmongold react to Asmongold.
@@lightworker2956 yeah, make the Asmongold reacting green, too
He gonna do a 40 minutes reaction to this
he did it, its on his clips channel boys
“After about the 10th day or so you just stop getting dirty. After that point you’re just kinda chilling”
-minor nurgle demon
His champion.
His herald.
His chosen.
thats the biggest nurgling i've ever seen. truly grandfather's gifts have been good to him
I too am blessed with the afflictions of the Plague Father.
For a time, I struggled in futility against my calling...
Come now, children! Papa Nurgle has gifts for everyone!
Trucker here, that thing about there being a dirtiness plateau where you sorta stop getting dirtier? 100% factually accurate.
Long-distance hikers can confirm.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 Spend 19 days without shower on army training camp, can confirm
I’m writing this comment from my sleeper, and I haven’t showered in like a week. It becomes a lot more reasonable when showers cost $10+ and you aren’t around anyone all day anyway.
His facial expressions are like a Knights of the Old Republic Character.
I never understood why some people refuse to shower. I love the feeling of warm water. It's the thing I look forward to most after work.
My dude went down the road of personal hygiene debuffs to check his new build and ended up finding a secret God.
"Cleanliness is blasphemy!"
The grandfather blesses those who believe and follow his example
I wonder if a lack of physical activity has anything to do with this.
i imagine it has too. imagine working out after multiple weeks of not showering. you'd probably get kicked out of the gym for making it smell like nurgles ballsack.
Yeah, I can’t imagine working out or doing a manual labor job and then not showering.
@@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Imagine working a job that gets you nice and dirty and you just don't shower
@@deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift Ive always had labor focused jobs. I rinse off in the shower to get my B hole clean every shit, but I only shower twice a week. Ive had women tell me I smell wonderful, so either Ive found quite a few bo fetishests or I dont smell bad. I do use deoderant most of the time though.
A quick rinse of water is normally enough to fix any 'dirty parts' after a hard workout. Washing the hair too often is dreadful, unless your hair is cut so often and so short you dont have time to fuck it up, you can really damage your hair using harsh soaps on it too often.
Haven't watched Asmon since I quit WoW 3 years ago but now I miss him.
I genuinely relate to the whole not feeling gross/always feeling great physically.
PSA:Take a shower regardless!!!
Self-Neglect is a form of Self-Harm in the long term, just in the most passive sense.
But also, Grandfather's garden must be allowed to thrive 🙏
I look up to this man.
After a while not showering you kinda transcend and not worry any more.
Just one of the great blessing's of Papa Nurgle. 😉
If nurgle had an ad this is what it would look like.
1:15 'I don't know if that's heresy. Probably not.'
Love how lore accurate this actually is. Nurgle followers really do just stop caring which is followed by acceptance and then embracing it.
"it is better to be clean, than comfortable."
To translate a local joke into English: less than an inch of dirt ain't "dirty" and above an inch will flake off on it's own
That's why he's a mere cultist. A true Champion of Nurgle never stops getting stinkier.
From the moment I understood the weakness of cleanliness... it disgusted me. I craved the smell and oiliness of grime. I aspired to the impurity of the blessed snot. Your kind cling to your purity as if it will not disappear and fail you. One day the pure biomass that you call a temple will be defiled and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the grime is eternal.
We need a Nurgle video with the poop hoarder lady from Hoarders.
Oh yeah, that's Tim. Nurgle likes him quite a bit, and seems to favor him a bit. Nurgle could do without the showers, but hey, he's spreading the word of Nurgle, wether or not he knows it.
This is my 2023 new year resolution. I'm already a solid two weeks in and it's Dec 31 LFG!!!!
Most hygienic smash player
"make love, not warcraft"
-fellow Slaanesh enjoyer.
This is a work of art
I love all your posts. Each one brings me new joy
“I got to be who I was” sounds about right
He delivered "I'm a very greasy boy" like a Chaos incantation
he has such beatiful skin too
Today I learned I'm actually a Nurgle worshipper. Explains a lot.
dirty, chillin, not caring, 'feels great'.
checks out... nurgle worshipper confirmed
Well, I would say it is more like 2 weeks when you start to feel irritated. I mean, as long as you live most of your life in your room without much physical activity going on, it does indeed take a while before your hair feels way too stiff or something like that.
I totally understand you man, doing the same ! I've been showering once per week or sometime every 2-3 weeks and don't feel bad at all ! And I don't even smell bad, going to work and seing my workmate, nobody ever told me I smell, they even smell worst than me after just 1 day of work !
Asmongold adores the love Nurgle gives
There’s not a single animal on this planet that has evolved in such a way that they get health problems without constant access to indoor plumbing.
Maybe not indoors plumbing but basically every animal has some kind of grooming measure to combat hygiene alongside bugs. A lot of animals also have some form of bathing to supplement this also.
He inspires me to worship nurgle
I enjoy scorching hot showers. I mean 50+°C.
You start at 45 then every few minutes you dial it a bit up.
Slaanesh got to me, didn't (s)he?
Purge the unclean.
Yea I like these too
Are you sure you aren't trying to burn heretics?
Papa Nurgle loves you
The Grandfather is pleased !
Genuinely how does someone not shower for that long? Even after 2 days my hair starts to get itchy and I feel gross
Some say that the irritation goes away after a certain point, I'm not willing to try that though.
@@Spaibo It's pretty normal. Unless you sweat like hell not showering doesn't feel that awful. Now if you plan on actually leaving your room then maybe not do that but simply not showering alone isn't gonna FEEL that bad. It's more of the psychology behind it since showering is seen as tied to mental health.
That's the Emperor's way of telling you to shower. Praise be.
He will singlehandedly open a portal for Nurgle to invade us
Raid Boss: Asmongler the Filthweaver, King of Balding
Papa nurgle would be proud
Most normal rant asmongold has ever made
He's right.
If you actually don't move generally, you don't even walk around, you sit in a chair most of your day, you actually don't need to shower all that much because you're not sweating/excreting bacteria food, so really nothing happens. Now if you smell your bare armpit or wipe your hand through your taint it's gonna reek, but so far as wearing clothes, and especially during winter when you're wearing coats, you really don't outwardly smell.
Granted, that's by no means _healthy,_ you need exercise, thus you should be showering by virtue of keeping your body in shape, but if a human didn't need exercise whatsoever, you could probably go at least 2 full weeks without smelling or even "feeling" like you need to shower.
This actually made me take a shower
This aged quite well
Thats my boy!
“It was completely normal” Hmm, i don’t know about that one. Lets ask, an inquisitor.
I've done that before, but that was during some of the worst times in my life while jobless and hopeless. Tormented by family and general society, 'knowing' I had no worth and nothing to aspire to beyond just enjoying the moment on my computer before the next thing comes in to drive my closer to suicide and perhaps, perhaps, this time I might have the fragmentary bravery to actually jump to my death.
Better now though lmao, but yeah some rough years.
bruh
What helped you recover if you don’t mind me asking? Like what helped you get out of that spot?
Been in that boat, same goes for eating too and even though I'm better now I'm still not the same as I was long ago, and I'm afraid this isn't going to change.
@@Frostcat2272 A mixture of things really. At one point I figured that if I had nothing better to to then setting myself up a schedule would be better then nothing. Wash every day, brush teeth before washing, go to bed at 11pm, wake up at 7, go for a walk every Saturday, switch to drinking only water and so on.
Basically set up a structure for myself to make sure I am doing the basics of self care and maintenance.
Getting help with mental issues and diagnoses also helped provide some much needed relief that it's not all my fault and so on, so I don't need to worry that everything that had gone wrong was the result of my choices. Sometimes you just get fucked over.
With some support towards getting myself prepared for actual employment, setting myself a structure to live by and working on reducing the frankly disgusting amount of food I was eating helped me march myself back into health and into a better life.
I stumbled a lot and failed my own structures a lot, but none of that matters over persistence and sticking to the structure. Even if it takes years you can move towards a better place and now I feel better then ever and am close to affording a mortgage on my own home.
@@kane-111 Yeah I've had a slide back up in weight recently myself, but one thing you have to remember is that it's not something that can be resolved in a day. During the main part of my weight loss I often had weeks where I simply didn't lose anything in spite of my efforts. It's MADDENING but it does pass.
They key is that good practice of healthy eating and exercise has benefits beyond just weight loss. And that doing so is beneficial all the time. So even if you go out and do poorly a 100 times, you still did more then nothing 100 times. The dedication alone can do wonders for the mind.
Only a month and a half? Those are rookie numbers!
I once had to go without shower for 20 days as a soldier. Not feeling dirty part is understandable. At that point you lose your ability to smell anything bad and become one with the filth.
Asmon's home is a tier 6 Nurgle settlement
this would be a great Space marine 2 DLC
"Don't lose your nerve, because after the first 4 years, the dirt doesn't get any worse." - Quentin Crisp on never cleaning
He needs to be in the new series with Henry Cavill. That would be the ultimate fan service.
Keep him away he is plauge carrier
if you live near the equator line you just need 4 days of not showering to become a plague-bearer of Nurgle
Isn't everybody in Brazil greasy
I've always wanted to try this cause i hear good things... but unlike most 40k fans; i regularly exercise.
Its not a good thing, what you mightve heard is keeping body lotion/shampoo away or not using it every time since your body is qutie capeable of taking care of this on its own (its a relearning process and you will end up having greasy hair for quite some time)
not showering however is bad for your body, you will end up being a bacterial spawning place and sooner than later you might develop funghi on your skin, have fun getting rid of that
Spend one day in a blue collar job, you'll come to crave showers
This aged enormously well.
he's not really wrong. You do hit a plateau, provided you're skinny enough not to chafe and get build ups. Ironically gaining weight made me a much cleaner person.
Makes me feel a lot better about missing 2 days in a row sometimes.
I can imagine.
Roboute/Henry Cavill saying these lines.
"Stay away from me, unclean bastard!"