I mean, he's kinda right. Being overly hygienic means your immune system doesn't get enough exercise and gets bored. Hence all the allergies that kids have these days that were much more uncommon a long time ago when we just let them go outside and play in the dirt.
I say this sometimes and I'm a pretty clean person.. I think we evolved an enjoyment of hygiene for survival benefit and now we take it beyond the point of usefulness in a lot of cases.
@@drvgxn4719 Just look at his current attitude and physique. If you want something more thematically fitting, look up why he thinks exercise is a scam.
Bro him saying exercise is a scam was so obviously a joke idk how that could go over your head. He even clarified later that he was joking because he's been working out and dieting to lose some weight and he finds the dieting not too hard but hates the exercise.
@@alexanderorr2528you are right, and mfs are crazy, but if they didn't take everything at face value, how would they be able to Hate, in order to feed Khorne?
I picture this as being a good representation of the actual type of conversations that are going on within the Nurgle rank-and-file as they await orders to attack.
Fr I low-key fuck with Nurgle's message of radical body positivity. Your body is gonna become gross and old and rotten and diseased eventually, gotta love it anyways
Lets do A pee pee poo poo ,fart diarrhea party with our daddy nurgle! There will be vomit drinks and a tons of expired ,moist food to eat mmmmmh delicious ! Nurgle forever !!!😎😎😎
Isn't being a gourmand of more and more bizarre things, ever seeking new sensations and excess of eating more a Slaanesh thing? Sure, Great Unclean ones eat things in the cycle of death and rebirth and if a human steps in Nurgle goo they get a nurgling infestation that pops out their digestive tract eventually, but I always thought of Nurgle stuff as bloated by corpse gas rather than fat
They were discussing the cleanliness of eating human fecal matter... They weren't taking pleasure in it they were just talking about how cool it would be to eat shit.
Average Nurgle worshipper convo during their free time. They also act like crazed pet parents over Nurglings and Beasts of Nurgle "Aaaaaw so cuuute, baby wanna cuddle?? Who's a good lil poop?? Yes you are!"
The thought of a demon and marauder having a conversation this deep really shows how friendly nurgle lovers are because you know khorn followers ain’t doing this type of stuff
Yeah, thawed bacteria revivifying in the process is a whole IRL global disaster concern, as well as an - at this point - extremely common horror movie plot. I agree, that bit was weird.
I get the other 3 chaos gods Khorne: You're super violent Slaanesh: You're super kinky Tzeentch: You're seeking forbidden knowledge... But why the frak would someone worship Nurgle?
"has hygiene gone too far" is absolutely something I can imagine a secret Nurgle cult saying
I mean, he's kinda right. Being overly hygienic means your immune system doesn't get enough exercise and gets bored. Hence all the allergies that kids have these days that were much more uncommon a long time ago when we just let them go outside and play in the dirt.
@@404cp I would rather have allergies then having to eat poop, but you do you
air pollution is the cause not a lack of dirt time @@404cp
@nathanlevesque7812 you are right air pollution is one of the reason there is vast increase in allergies.
I say this sometimes and I'm a pretty clean person.. I think we evolved an enjoyment of hygiene for survival benefit and now we take it beyond the point of usefulness in a lot of cases.
Love the finger waiving out of the neck of his armor, indicating the armor clearly is waaay too big.
Or just a mutated extra hand.
@@thepopulargirl1784 HAHA love that idea even better
He just retracted his arms into the armor like a shell
@@thepopulargirl1784 an extra hand, purely to make a point
He is actually 3 small nurglings stacked on top of each other.
"What IS hygiene?" Is a perfectly Nurgle-y question.
Completely valid question
You could've just put Ethans actual body and we would all still know he's supposed to be a great unclean one.
damn, brutal
@@Thetemplar33 Ayo???😨⁉
On God Fr
@@UnhingedArtist7 He's right you know
@@Thetemplar33 average Ye fan
You can tell he's a chaos worshipper by him having mutated a third spindly small arm inside of his suit.
Hhaahha
Ethan as a Nurgling makes too much sense
Why?
@@drvgxn4719 Just look at his current attitude and physique. If you want something more thematically fitting, look up why he thinks exercise is a scam.
@@canislupus3655 I know that 'Exersice is a scam part' That was crazy.
Bro him saying exercise is a scam was so obviously a joke idk how that could go over your head. He even clarified later that he was joking because he's been working out and dieting to lose some weight and he finds the dieting not too hard but hates the exercise.
@@alexanderorr2528you are right, and mfs are crazy, but if they didn't take everything at face value, how would they be able to Hate, in order to feed Khorne?
Papa Nurgle would be very proud to hear his children engaging in such exhilarating philosophical discussion
u wouldn't have needed to cut out ethan's head. His Body blends in perfectly well with nurgle.
HA
he aint even that fat tho lol
Burn!
@@343killedhalo4 "he's just obese bro, not MORBID obese. cut him some slack"
Wait....that isn't his real body?
A perfectly normal conversation in the Garden of Nurgle
Just out of frame; Isha, dry-retching.
I can confirm.
Absolutely shit filled, that place.
Or if your in China, half joking
the great unclean one gently telling him "that's for you to, um...explore."
1:17 ethan really channeling his inner nurgle
To match his outer Nurgle.
ethan seam to be soooo happy to find out, that you can feast on your own poop
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This video prevented me from turning to chaos.
And you fell right into Tzeench's trap...just as planned.
The dungeater is among us
i could kill ya, defile ya corpse!
Among us?
@@kg3451 OMOGUS?!
@@turinmormegil7715 sus?
@@kg3451 EXTRA SUSSY
Fitting for Ethan to be a great unclean one. Just sayin.
Got the chin for it
Festus the plaguedoctor XD
To be a unclean one u need to be able to love i dont think hes able of that :(
@@MaximusAwesomus2 Thats true. I'd say he closely resembles Tretch Craventail. Since he has no backbone and is a substantial coward.
@@MaximusAwesomus2 Much like a great unclean one he's probably capable of a very twisted form of love
We're just going to sit here and ignore the fact that this is an actual conversation they had?
Yeah wtf
Not sure if real or faked
People use urine and feces in cooking.
This is absolutley amazing. Nurgling ethan had me dying. Please if you can never stop making these. 10/10
I picture this as being a good representation of the actual type of conversations that are going on within the Nurgle rank-and-file as they await orders to attack.
*"Ever smelled your own poop? Sometimes I bottle it up and sniff it when I'm bored, it fermented and stuff"*
I want a full Mortarion movie where you can always hear his Death Guard having these conversations just off screen.
Put me down for eleventy billion tickets, pls.
A Mitchell and Webb style banter of the Death Guard
To be honest, this sounds just like another average discussion between me and my friends.
Buddy... I hate to break it to ya... but you guys might be worshipping nurgle...
@@leondarktube6064 You say it like it's bad news to worship Nurgle!
This comment Witch hunter
Innnnnquisitor INNNNQUISITOR I found the heretic 👆
@@cubescihist6737 Heretic!!!
I want one of these for each Chaos God
Cant wait for tzeentfh
@@JohnDoe-wv7ep Alex Jones is either Tzeentch (conspiracies, lunacy) or Khorne (breaking conditioning, destroying the child, assorted yelling.)
I want one for the Great Horned Rat
@@AnomalyINC Alex Jones would definitely be Tzeentch
@@AnomalyINC there's already a bunch of Alex Jones ones and they're fantastic
Nice to see that Ethan got in better shape!
😂😂😂
DAMN!!!! savage
This is so wholesome!
This is why we all worship nurgle. Just a positive community. Positive for diseases? Definitely!
But also positive in spirit.
Grandfather Nurgle is all about inclusivity, literally anyone and everyone is welcome. This is one community where flesh-eating diseases are a plus.
Granpa loves all his kids, even the ones he hasn't adopted yet...that means Everybody.
Positive in spirit (for diseases)
Fr I low-key fuck with Nurgle's message of radical body positivity. Your body is gonna become gross and old and rotten and diseased eventually, gotta love it anyways
Lets do A pee pee poo poo ,fart diarrhea party with our daddy nurgle! There will be vomit drinks and a tons of expired ,moist food to eat mmmmmh delicious ! Nurgle forever !!!😎😎😎
This is the kind of conversation that created Nurgle in the first place.
This is literally perfect. Like if 40k had podcasts this would exist.
"Fecal Donation is a miracle treatment"
That's how Grandpa show his love.
Bro… this was WAY more spot on than I thought it would be! 😂
This sums up Ethan show entirely. It's literally him eating his own poop and enjoying it.
they went quite further than "eat ze bugs"...
Thats how the Rotflies get so big!
Omg I haven't laughed that hard for a long while. This works just so well.
I'm happy. Nurgle is my favorite.
Wait... they're talking about killing off the bacteria? Nurgle-Nots!!!
I for one can definitely confirm that nurgle fans literally do poop transplants on the daily, and like to cough on peoples food.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how accurate that is
At this point Michael is Chaos Undivided.
"shit in another dudes ass"
Slaanesh: WRITE THAT DOWN!
Ah yes death guard legion on everyday basis
Any time a warhammer video finds a way to use Michael it makes me happy
This so needs some kind of award!
This has no right being as funny as it is. Just the simple cutouts elevates this segment so much
I’m dying because of how accurate this is
Vsauce Marauder: “I’m tryna think if there’s any other huge things to talk about”
Ethan the great unclean one just sitting there: “😈”
These edits slap sooooooooo hard. please keep em comin'
the nurgle ones kill me so much, man. too good.
Isn't being a gourmand of more and more bizarre things, ever seeking new sensations and excess of eating more a Slaanesh thing? Sure, Great Unclean ones eat things in the cycle of death and rebirth and if a human steps in Nurgle goo they get a nurgling infestation that pops out their digestive tract eventually, but I always thought of Nurgle stuff as bloated by corpse gas rather than fat
Chaos undivided maybe(The catch all category).
They were discussing more the practicality of poo and pee consumption than the experience or pleasure of it.
They were discussing the cleanliness of eating human fecal matter... They weren't taking pleasure in it they were just talking about how cool it would be to eat shit.
Cooked poop. Brings a whole new meaning to V-Sauce.
Wow he actually managed to make a clip of Ethan's podcast mildly entertaining.
Hahaha after the video finished it played a commercial from Burger King 🤣
Yes. Burger King is the official sponsor on any Nurgle themed videos. I'm getting those big fat sloppy Burger King dollar dollar bills
I love Nurgle. Love me some VSauce, love me some Ethan, this is so fucking glorious.
Ethans neck flaps hide far to many nurglings.
Why did I click on a nurgle cultist discussion video while I'm eating lunch lol
its just fuckin crazy how every line add onto the joke. the parallels are crazy it just keeps escalating the whole time.
I absolutely love that this video just immediately starts in fifth gear. Was not expecting that at all lmao
This.... is.... it. This is it. You did it.
Average Nurgle worshipper convo during their free time. They also act like crazed pet parents over Nurglings and Beasts of Nurgle "Aaaaaw so cuuute, baby wanna cuddle?? Who's a good lil poop?? Yes you are!"
Least insane plague marine
I guess the phrase, "Well nooo, shiiit.. " has never crossed a mind there.
yup thats about the quality of discourse I expect from that podcast
This is amazing. Mint. Art.
Ethan is DEFINATELY a Nurgle fanboy
He gargles nurgles
I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing any of that information.
This is really funny, great job!
“Hey, NurgSauce, Michael here - What IS…Hygiene?”
Nurgle would think fecal transplants are like the greatest invention of medical science. 😂
Me when I need to eat a snack while farming My Nurgle Blood Bowl team:
The more I watch the more accurate it sounds
Ethan as Nurgle is perfect
anything that michael stevens says is comedy gold in any context.
H3H3 with his real body cameo
Dude I have no idea about warhammer but these videos are so funny, now they're everywhere on my recommended videos
Comments passed the "Ethan is a nurgling" check
I've been playing Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters, and this really helps with the worldbuilding :3
The new darktide lore trailer is the chefs kiss
Ethan is the perfect unclean one
This conversion needs to be in the new 40k movie if they ever make it!
This is pure fucking Gold
Pretty Accurate H3H3 body i must say xD
The thought of a demon and marauder having a conversation this deep really shows how friendly nurgle lovers are because you know khorn followers ain’t doing this type of stuff
This is too much, I love it
the way michael's head is posed at 0:06 is perfect lmao
I finished twice while listening to this
This is an insult to the grandfather comparing him with ethan
Fuck man the podcast is just a chaos undivided meeting.
sounds life one of the debates you have with your boys around 4 am after downing several bottles
FBI agent "I'm aaah. I I Don't even think I'm paid enough too look in too the cult of nergal. And I'm gonna go lie down now.". Lol
Great vids, Edwin. Keep it up.
Imperial Fists before they complete their training be like:
best thing Ethan has done in years.
Freezing bacteria does not kill the bacteria. This is such a well known myth I'm baffled Michael doesn't know.
Yeah, thawed bacteria revivifying in the process is a whole IRL global disaster concern, as well as an - at this point - extremely common horror movie plot. I agree, that bit was weird.
That fecal transfusion concept at the end is true.
Hila laughing awkwardly in the background does it for me.
LOL. This is just so good. This is exactly how Nurgle's followers would chat.
I get the other 3 chaos gods
Khorne: You're super violent
Slaanesh: You're super kinky
Tzeentch: You're seeking forbidden knowledge...
But why the frak would someone worship Nurgle?
Nurgle makes you immune to pain so people who don’t mind looking like a rotting pumpkin worship him for an easier life.
I want Michael as Kratos.
I'm not gonna lie, that is a pretty solid video idea
Nah nah wait wait about the poop transplant, i thought that it was just a southpark episode XD
This area must be cleaned with orbital fire!
Probably the best one yet
what chaos warriors talk about before they are disturbed by the ubersreik 5
Grimdark just gives and gives!
They just invented Poopsicles
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