Credit to @RomirosChekist for suggesting to me this podcast episode for a Guardsman Joe video. I'm just one guy with limited time and attention so any recommendations either for Guardsman Joe or any other random stuff are greatly appreciated.
The episode of Hoarders they’re watching is on the shows #1 worst list. It was truly Horrific; Ignacious Grulgor’s transformation to the Lord of Flies was nowhere NEAR as bad as the poor woman in this episode.
At this point, I think Guardsman Joe deserves a promotion. I mean, he has been exposed to tons of heresy and he remains faithful. Company Captain Joe anyone?
It’s weird right? Of all the deities in warhammer, Nurgle is really the only one that seems to have any sort of genuine care or concern for his followers. The emperor expects you to run down a chaos spawn for him, ulric won’t give you the time of day, Shalya expects you to be boring af, khorne is perfectly happy with you tearing or being torn to pieces, tzeentch finds nothing funnier than driving you crazy, but nurgle.. Nurgle loves you. Nurgle wants (in his own weird way) what’s best for you.
@@joriankell1983 you got your mind right you got your body right but you can disable your mind with drugs or just getting hit real hard but yet you still exist for that time what is that
Shane talking about historical battles or fawning over past presidents might be a glorious treasure trove for these. Maybe even the Shaman (Matt) sharing his esoteric truths are a great fit for those Tzeentchian vibes! Also; Shane complaining about his dad could make for a good primarch. And there is literally an episode of MSSP named "greenskins vs vampires" referencing TW:WH
Space Marine Shane not falling for Tzeentch Matt's bullshit would be a fun one. "Look, all I'm saying is there's cosmic knowledge out there that we know nothing about" "Dude, WHAT are you saying? You're crazy"
The house they are talking about is from an episode from Hoarders and it really would be the perfect place for nurgle worshippers. The lady who lived there popped in gallons and left them inside the house. For years and years.
I want to believe in a 40K world where all factions recognize Joe as too cool to kill and though he is conscripted by the Imperium, he's allowed to host podcasts with all the factions
Omg! The hoarders conversation went so perfect with this! I just thought of it. There has got to be some great Nurgle content for Charlie and Frank in Always Sunny. Oh man...
Credit to @RomirosChekist for suggesting to me this podcast episode for a Guardsman Joe video. I'm just one guy with limited time and attention so any recommendations either for Guardsman Joe or any other random stuff are greatly appreciated.
Now im curious which Episode is this? 😂
@@Darnakas nice picture.. Its the latest one with Shane Gillis
@@Darnakas Order the Exterminatus. Purge the vile heretic once and for all.
The episode of Hoarders they’re watching is on the shows #1 worst list. It was truly Horrific; Ignacious Grulgor’s transformation to the Lord of Flies was nowhere NEAR as bad as the poor woman in this episode.
Senpai noticed me!
"It's funny, you don't understand"
100% Nurgle statement. Perfect.
Sounds tzeench to me 😂
@@tomtripp5417 tzneech would also be disgusted and intrigued, nurgle seems to love it
I'm fucking dying, I understand xD
*insides are out, constantly choking on own intestines, bile and plague while in a perpetual state of decay*
"nah, its funny, you dont understand."
@@frumpty_cumpty I guess since nurgle devotees dont feel it, or even like it, it is kinda funny to them.
At this point, I think Guardsman Joe deserves a promotion. I mean, he has been exposed to tons of heresy and he remains faithful. Company Captain Joe anyone?
Grey Knight: He knows too much.
just doesnt roll off the tongue as well though...
@@journeytoform Alexius Jonus: you've seen too much, guardsman
He has been mind scrubbed after every encounter.
Commisar Rogan?
Grand Master Alexionus Jonius tried to warn the Guardsman about listening to the voices of the Warp. But he didn't listen
he lost a lot of credibility when he said plastics in the water are turning the Orks gay
@@DoubleDowner The wastewater was engaging their hidden abilities and making them hermaphrodites tho
He wasn't wrong
@@DoubleDownerwhy do you think the Slann went extinct, genius?
Alexius Jonus couldnt have told him that cause the guardsman is still alive XD
Ok, so now my interpretation of plague marines being all happy and joyous is that some of them are just immature dudes who laugh at gross things
It’s weird right? Of all the deities in warhammer, Nurgle is really the only one that seems to have any sort of genuine care or concern for his followers. The emperor expects you to run down a chaos spawn for him, ulric won’t give you the time of day, Shalya expects you to be boring af, khorne is perfectly happy with you tearing or being torn to pieces, tzeentch finds nothing funnier than driving you crazy, but nurgle.. Nurgle loves you. Nurgle wants (in his own weird way) what’s best for you.
They also treat nurglings like cats. Irritating but loveable creatures that are half pets and half run the place.
@@snaile2876 Nurgle loves you like an abuser, he's not actually loving.
@@SolProxy Nah I like all of my followers, if I didn't I would just let them be devoured by my plagues
Haha poop organs funny
I will never get tired of seeing people's hands come up out of the neck of their power armor.
Fuckin kills me every time
Makes me think of those mini hands you can put on your fingertips
Butthole to bottle, the new fragrance from Nurglé
🤣 deeply underrated comment
Big fan of Essence Lá Plaguê. It’s got strong bubonic plague tones with little hints of smallpox.
Nestle will find a way to get patents for that, then dominate the market and sell it at a giant markup.
Tzeentch greates trick was to make us belive 40k is just a hobby.
Wait until people find out there really is a realm of souls
@@joriankell1983 you got your mind right you got your body right but you can disable your mind with drugs or just getting hit real hard but yet you still exist for that time what is that
@@nothanks9503 being unconscious
Sleeping
The price tag sais it all
0:18 Ofcourse the Nurgle chaos warrior has a tiny mutated third hand that he uses to scratch the underside of his face.
Shane as the plague marine is so perfect.
"Look at her eatin soup dude..." 😂😂😂😂
for some reason that part is the nurglest of all lmao
I love how Joe is a guardsman character who literally cannot survive a single book but Alex Jones is a Grey Knight LMAO
Everyone:
Every Nurgle player: "Its funny, you don't understand
Nurgle approves of Poop Hoarding.
Even if it was originally a greenskins practice.
Joe would 100% be a guardsman lol
Joe the Tempestus Scion would be hilarious
Idk guardsmen characters seem to die in every book ive read so far. He could be a commisar since he projects his voice far and wide
I want to make one of my Guardsmen with Joe head on it now.
Makes sense since guardsmen are known to fall for chaos grifters
"its funny you don't understand"
Quintessentially Nurgle.
0:52 "Look at her eating soup, dude!" LOL, I hope one day Joe sees these memes.
Ending it with "it's funny, you don't understand" is hilarious
Guardsman Joe is truly a paragon of faith. The Emperor's finest.
The one death guard still holding on to his loyalist friends
The power of friendship
“Omg I’m gonna throw up”
Average astartes reaction
"Theres shit EVERYWHERE DUDE" - A Plague Marine
The fact that their are Nurgle photos that line up with the conversation so well are amazing. This has to be one of the best Joe ones.
"seems like its working fine" should be the mantra for Nurgle followers.
Shane talking about historical battles or fawning over past presidents might be a glorious treasure trove for these. Maybe even the Shaman (Matt) sharing his esoteric truths are a great fit for those Tzeentchian vibes!
Also; Shane complaining about his dad could make for a good primarch. And there is literally an episode of MSSP named "greenskins vs vampires" referencing TW:WH
I see we have a man of culture here
Dawgz descending
Space Marine Shane not falling for Tzeentch Matt's bullshit would be a fun one.
"Look, all I'm saying is there's cosmic knowledge out there that we know nothing about"
"Dude, WHAT are you saying? You're crazy"
“Look at her eating soup” 😂😂😂
Is Joe just one of those guardsmen that's blessed by the emperor? He should be completely corrupted by chaos at this point.
He's in the retinue of a Dan Abnett main character
@@SAVikingSA well when you put it that way....alright.
@@amosnickel1188 lol
The house they are talking about is from an episode from Hoarders and it really would be the perfect place for nurgle worshippers. The lady who lived there popped in gallons and left them inside the house. For years and years.
ohhh my god.... def touched by papa Nurgle.... uhh, disgustang
Truly blessed
"popped in gallons"? Sorry but I dont get it
@@Reformed322oh, it was a typo. Mean to say "pooped". In the sense that they used to take a shit in gallons, plastic bottles, etc
@@fabioeliasreisritter8827 we live in a society
I really can't get enough of Guardsman Joe.
guardsmen Joe has to be the most knowlegeable guardsmen ever
Knowledge won't save you but condemn you in 40k
The Cadians learn about the Warp when they're 6yo
He's seen some shit
The Eagles hat, very fitting for a Nurgle dude
Philthy is the garden of nurgle for sure.
i like the idea of a chaos immune open minded guardsmen just chilling out in the middle of a nurgle army
I love Guardsman Joe's head just being sliiiightly too big lol
I think he enjoys the reactions of the people he shows this to more than the actual thing
I lost it when the image cut to the soup eating. great comedic timing! :D
I love how how shane is an agent of Saint Nurgies
Joe would literally get sent to the 40k universe and still be this calm about everything 💀
"don't knock it til ya try it"
"Maybe that's how you avoid a plague" - Yeah kinda
This is arguably your best one yet
I want to believe in a 40K world where all factions recognize Joe as too cool to kill and though he is conscripted by the Imperium, he's allowed to host podcasts with all the factions
This is too perfect.
A few months out, this is like the top three of these
Im just thinking about the sheer amount of matt and shanes secret pod clips eps you could use for these
This is my favorite one.
Guardsman Joe is the most powerful blank ever encountered so the inquisition sent him on a trip around the galaxy to test how much chaos he can handle
Looks like Joe survived the encounter with the grey knight
"Don't knock it til you try it".
Yea, I learned that years ago, that phrase don't hold water.
I'll be knocking like Halloween.
Pretty accurate as both are jolly
Guardsman Joe has seen it all. The wisest guardsman in history.
Joe is everyone’s best friend. Even as a cadian
Shane Gillis as death guard is hilarious😂
Plague marine Shane works so well
Shane is actually a big warhammer fan and that’s amazing
this is a work of genius
Plague marine Shane is done perfectly
The inquisition would now like to have a chat with Guardsman Joe.
"look at him eating soup, dude!"
DKM bruh
Honestly by the time you smell it, or even hear shambling of Nurgle spawn, depending on the plague it’s already too late.
This guy is on the bleeding edge of memes. Truly incredible.
I love that this Nurgle marine dude is like a frat boy just trying to "bro" Joe down the squishy brown path
Bro this is f**king hysterical, I needed a laugh like that my man, thank you 😂
TFW you unintentionally invent the square root of -1
XD
This is the funniest thing of all time. Gillis as a plague marine is PERFECT
I was listening to that episode when it dropped a few days ago and I immediately started waiting for the 40k memers to do their warp magic
Shane is a gift
This was the wrong video to try to watch during lunch, because now I remembered the source material from Joe and Shane doing that podcast.
These videos my be the greatest thing on the internet
"She's eating Progresso soup on a pile of shit!" LMAO
I was waiting for this to drop…
Nurgle is a dawg now that I think about it
the wholesome GJoe
I refuse to believe that any of these podcast clips are coincidental at this point. They're too accurate. XD
Just casually talking just makes it GOLD
I can’t wait til we have animated series like this with the voice and joe is going on adventures and shit actually fighting these things😂
Hahahaahhaha the chaos marine mention the Nurgle's Soup lmao 😂
Cant say I knew I needed Joe Rogan Warhammer references, but here I am.
I'd like to request Guardsman Joe transferred to Inquisitor Grendyl's strike force aboard the Mourningstar. We could use such an experienced veteran.
Trooper Joe will never not be funny to me.
Omg! The hoarders conversation went so perfect with this!
I just thought of it. There has got to be some great Nurgle content for Charlie and Frank in Always Sunny. Oh man...
So is Jaime just a servitor in all this or a tech priest?
A Servo-skull.
Oh God, Shane Gillis has entered the 40K meme verse🤣
Too many blessings Grandfather. Too many!
I love that these keep coming.
Guardsman Joe has seen more shit than any guardsman should
These bring me so much joy
I'm fucking dying, cant stop laughing, this is too great
You doin the lords work
Whoever made this. Genius
Guardsman Joe, such a faithful Soul
>Gillisgurgol laughing the whole time
Checks out
This is one of my favorites
This is the best thing I've seen in a while.
😂
Cheers me up everytime.
Shane is loves his draculas in Total War just for the heads up
"Look at her eating soup" mind plays too many tricks 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe that’s how you avoid a plague 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s top shelf stuff.
Best Guardsman Joe yet!!!
I love these so much
The Manse...plague planet
Nurglings gonna Nurgling.
Lords of silence supply base.
I was dying listening to this part ahahaha, he just kept bringing it up back into the convo hahaha. Shane Gillis the goat