“We absolutely have everything they have. Why wouldn’t we? What are we, not as evil, are we not as smart?” “I’m pretty sure that whatever some monster thought of, we also have.” That’s a pretty accurate assessment of the Imperium’s total, varied, spread out, war assets.
We have that aswell.. somewhere in the Adeptus Mechanicus warehouses... On Adeptus Astartes battle barges.. Stuck somewhere due to a warp storm... Hoarded by some scheming planetary governor and given to its PDF... Literaly lost somewhere.... propably gonna be rediscovered in 500 years in some old dusty warehouse covered with a tilt..What do we have NOW, however, are the mighty Leman Ruses, Chimeras, Earthshakers and a Lasgun of a humble Guardsmen who gets even deadlier when led by an example of a shining, brave Commisar.. Oh, don't forget about bayonnets.
Joe Rogan being a tech priest with his wild explanations of animal behaviour, super excitedly telling a catachan about his findings..... Catachans Joey Diaz, just looks at him pulling faces.....ends with Shuuu'rup muthafuckaaa yous don't know shit!!! Or It's a jungle out there muthafikka
- "What do we have?" - "Who knows what we have..?" This cracks me up so hard in the 40K context, the commissar who's survived the nightmarish brutalities of the Schola Progenium, not telling a Guardsman company commander everything he knows, but appealing to his sensibilities -- it's just chef's kiss perfect and hilarious. 😂
@@DangerasTM sounds like something hed like tho "so basically humans are super space fascists/crusaders that fight aliens that are also fantasy creatures but also fighting demons made of pure psychic energy because the galaxy is just a fucked up death pit of war"
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war...and conspiracy theories. Alex Jones, the Grey Knight Inquisitor, strode through the battlefield with purpose. His armor was black as night and emblazoned with the emblem of the Ordo Malleus. His psychic powers allowed him to sense the presence of the enemy, and he could feel the taint of the Deep State on this forsaken world. As he crested a hill, he saw Joe Rogan, an Imperial Guardsman, crouched behind a barricade, firing his lasgun at a swarm of Tyranids. Jones approached him with urgency. "Rogan, we don't have time for this! We're facing a threat far more insidious than these xenos!" Rogan looked up at him incredulously. "What are you talking about, Jones? The Tyranids are about to overrun us!" Jones shook his head. "The Tyranids are a mere distraction, a cover for the true enemy. The Deep State is behind this invasion, using the Tyranids as a smokescreen for their nefarious schemes." Rogan snorted. "Deep State? What the hell are you talking about? There's no such thing." Jones's eyes widened. "No such thing? Have you never heard of Operation Gay Bomb? The Deep State's plan to turn the frogs gay and undermine the fabric of our society?" Rogan rolled his eyes. "You're insane, Jones. There's no evidence to support that." Jones raised his hand and summoned the power of the warp. His psychic blast sent Rogan flying backwards, and he fell to the ground, unconscious. "Ignorance is no excuse, Rogan. The Deep State will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, even if it means sacrificing entire worlds. We must stop them, at any cost." With that, Jones strode off into the fray, ready to face whatever horrors the Deep State could throw at him.
For me the idea of Tim Dillon as like a commissar who's just like given up a long time ago and he's just waiting to be tried for heresy but nobody comes to get him so he just has to keep upping the ante so somebody notices is the fucking perfect character for Tim xD
theres actually a great point being made here, people always assume that, whenever we will encounter intelligent alien life, that they will be more advanced than us. What makes people think that Aliens are as sophisticated in warfare as us or even more? We have been fighting each other for thousands of years. The moment we discover FTL travel, it might be like a crazy pitbull on meth let loose on an elementary school yard.
Tim Dillon is unironically the most inspiring Commissar I've ever heard. "I'm pretty sure that whatever some monster thought of, WE also have" is equal parts reassuring and terrifying if you stop to consider it more closely. perfect 40k grimdark
We're supposed to think the big E's secret project was the webway but we're now learning the truth alongside Guardsman Joe. Horus did no wrong in trying to get at these gold memes.
I think the Joe Rogan Experience only exist to fortify 40K fans all around the world, but in a subliminar way. Thank the Emperor we have meme-makers to translate the holy messages of Joe Rogan about the darkness of the far future.
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"Have we not been breeding sociopaths for ever?" Has me rolling
It was the "I'm a fan of the regime" that did it for me
Same here, had to stop de video xDDD
i think to be born in WH40k you have to be some degree of psychopath or sociopath.
4channers laughing right now and I don't blame them they want the aliens to attack and give it to them more reason to outshine humanity.
@@mikecampos1193 If 4chan ever outshines humanity I swear to the dark gods I will end this accursed species myself.
“We absolutely have everything they have. Why wouldn’t we? What are we, not as evil, are we not as smart?”
“I’m pretty sure that whatever some monster thought of, we also have.”
That’s a pretty accurate assessment of the Imperium’s total, varied, spread out, war assets.
We have that aswell.. somewhere in the Adeptus Mechanicus warehouses... On Adeptus Astartes battle barges.. Stuck somewhere due to a warp storm... Hoarded by some scheming planetary governor and given to its PDF... Literaly lost somewhere.... propably gonna be rediscovered in 500 years in some old dusty warehouse covered with a tilt..What do we have NOW, however, are the mighty Leman Ruses, Chimeras, Earthshakers and a Lasgun of a humble Guardsmen who gets even deadlier when led by an example of a shining, brave Commisar.. Oh, don't forget about bayonnets.
You have to be a monster to fight monsters it's the truth.
@@poorhammer2d the shovels lord! Y'cant forget the shovels!
Better remember a monster with passion or else your just a monster.
@@mikecampos1193 I’m pretty sure the Imperium is more concerned with *being* the #1 monster, instead of actually stopping all the monsters.
“I’m a fan of the regime”
“FUUCK YEAAHH!”
😂
We have to not lose sight of that message!
Guardsmen Joe: "Guns kill aliens, guns kill werewolves!"
Space Wolves: 'Hold up what the fuck"
I am here with a large mace to hit you both over the head and tell you that those are digga nobz
@Ecard Ecardian gaaaaaaay
The inquisition can attest to that. Paranoid wackos
still lore accurate tho!
I JUST heard this on a watchthrough hahahahahahaha totally missed it. Fucking love that part of Rogan
Tim Dillon as a Commissar is a cross-over that I never expected to fit so well. Brilliant.
top tier experience
Some top tier shit
Commission Thomas Dillon, hero of the imperium.
Upon seeing his men depart " I wish them all well. "
It's a blessing.
"Yeah, guns are bad.... But we can make then GOOD!" the best and gets me every time
I love gaurdsman joe
He's obviously a Sgt. He's got the headphones
Lord inquisitor of house Dillon has a nice enough ring to it too
@@imperialofficer6185 vox carrier
I love his giant head.
I love how the music picks up with the dramatic zoom-in at 1:01 when Tim goes "Yeah, guns are bad... But we can make them GOOD!"
It's perfect.
Anybody know the name of the music? Someone please
@@tbw666 should be something from dawn of war 2 soundtrack, check it. I think it's Imperial Guard theme.
@@tbw666 Found it dude ruclips.net/video/iFkbyajVWR8/видео.html
This entire video is excellent. Joe going "fawwwkk yeaaah" is just so good.
Yes and also the coy way he says 'who knoooows what we have..'
Joe rogan as a catachan talking about wildlife, probably a treasure trove there.
Holy shit that’s actually a pretty good idea lol
Based af
I'm pretty sure we could find a clip of Joe Rogan talking about man eating plants. Fo sho.
🤌
Joe Rogan being a tech priest with his wild explanations of animal behaviour, super excitedly telling a catachan about his findings.....
Catachans Joey Diaz, just looks at him pulling faces.....ends with
Shuuu'rup muthafuckaaa yous don't know shit!!!
Or
It's a jungle out there muthafikka
"Everyone bad is killed by guns" - Joe Rogan 2023
Died when he said that idk why but I loved the delivery
Them kids in uvalde were up to something huh
Everyone bad, and werewolves
- "What do we have?"
- "Who knows what we have..?"
This cracks me up so hard in the 40K context, the commissar who's survived the nightmarish brutalities of the Schola Progenium, not telling a Guardsman company commander everything he knows, but appealing to his sensibilities -- it's just chef's kiss perfect and hilarious. 😂
"I'm a fan of the regime!", Well said sir, well said 😌
FUUUUUCK YEAH!
As an Imperial Guard player, I find this accurate and hilarious.
Oh man I was rolling.
Death Korps all the way
"Yes, guns are bad...
But we can make them GOOD."
-Adeptus Mechanicus
Lord militant Timothus Dillonii is an inspiration for the Imperium
For every 500.000 Credits you spend on Lord Timothus fake biz merch he will donate 5 Credits to the plebs
I would lay down my life for Commissar dillion
Hero of the Imperium!
He's not a real inquisitor, he's just doing some fake business.
😂😂😂
Even if you don't he'll shoot you in the back as you flee.
We wish him well
"Guns save the day, guns kill aliens, guns kill werewolves, guns kill everyone, everyone bad gets killed by guns. Fuuuuuuck yeah"
-Guardsman Joe
“Guns save the day,guns kill aliens, guns kill everyone “💀🤣🤣
Classic guardsman line right there 👌
“Yeah guns are bad… but we can make them good” extremely lore-accurate commissar moment here, may actually be a direct quite from a book
"Yeah, guns are bad, but we can make 'em GOOD". Boy, you boutht me with that.
I hope Joe brings these up on his podcast one day. They're brilliant.
he doesnt give a shit about or understand warhammer. It would be cringe to hear him try and understand it
@@DangerasTM why not? wait til he brings henry cavill in the podcast
Jamie pull that up
@@DangerasTM imo if he got interested, he'd learn more and more about the warhammer 40k universe.
@@DangerasTM sounds like something hed like tho "so basically humans are super space fascists/crusaders that fight aliens that are also fantasy creatures but also fighting demons made of pure psychic energy because the galaxy is just a fucked up death pit of war"
This was the funniest 40k meme I've ever seen, thanks for the laugh
Wait till you see Grey Knight Alex Jones talking about daemons.
"It's a real knife fight out there."
- Commissar Dillon -
I love that Joe is looking up most of the time like a small child in awe.
😂
Joe's mic sticking out of his armour is awesome 😆 Now we just need Grand Master Alexus Jonesius to roll up 😎
His vox you mean😉
The education of guardsman Joe is a beautiful thing to see.
It's amazing that you just need relatively low amount of montage and suddenly dialogue on Joe's podcast fits 40k universe better than ours
They need Alexius Jonus's leadership.
canon grey knight
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war...and conspiracy theories.
Alex Jones, the Grey Knight Inquisitor, strode through the battlefield with purpose. His armor was black as night and emblazoned with the emblem of the Ordo Malleus. His psychic powers allowed him to sense the presence of the enemy, and he could feel the taint of the Deep State on this forsaken world.
As he crested a hill, he saw Joe Rogan, an Imperial Guardsman, crouched behind a barricade, firing his lasgun at a swarm of Tyranids. Jones approached him with urgency.
"Rogan, we don't have time for this! We're facing a threat far more insidious than these xenos!"
Rogan looked up at him incredulously. "What are you talking about, Jones? The Tyranids are about to overrun us!"
Jones shook his head. "The Tyranids are a mere distraction, a cover for the true enemy. The Deep State is behind this invasion, using the Tyranids as a smokescreen for their nefarious schemes."
Rogan snorted. "Deep State? What the hell are you talking about? There's no such thing."
Jones's eyes widened. "No such thing? Have you never heard of Operation Gay Bomb? The Deep State's plan to turn the frogs gay and undermine the fabric of our society?"
Rogan rolled his eyes. "You're insane, Jones. There's no evidence to support that."
Jones raised his hand and summoned the power of the warp. His psychic blast sent Rogan flying backwards, and he fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Ignorance is no excuse, Rogan. The Deep State will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, even if it means sacrificing entire worlds. We must stop them, at any cost."
With that, Jones strode off into the fray, ready to face whatever horrors the Deep State could throw at him.
I think you mean Primark Alexius?
@Dom Chavez you are committing heresy
Head make a good fat planetary governor or some fat commissar like he is now.
guns kill werewolves: CONFIRMED
"Who knows what we have?" Couldnt have been delivered more perfectly alingside the backing music
"Who knooows what we have" Commissar Dillon knowing full well what we have.
That Guardsman "Fuuuuuck yeah" is perfect. Absolute poetry. Like US Marines if their crayon rations were half LSD
Joe's "FUCK YEAAA!" at the end sends me. Excellent vid guardsman, keep up the good work.
The crescendo behind how guns are awesome is so god damn terrific I love it
"everyone bad gets killed by guns" my guy is starting to get it 😂.
Brilliant editing. The part when they start talking about the guns and the background music picks up is fantastic.
Space Wolves when they hear the guns kill werewolves: 😢
Guardsman Joe is such a faithful soul
“Yeaaah, guns are bad… bud we can make them good!” and raise in epicness of the music as he rants on, that was so funny and so epic! 😄
For me the idea of Tim Dillon as like a commissar who's just like given up a long time ago and he's just waiting to be tried for heresy but nobody comes to get him so he just has to keep upping the ante so somebody notices is the fucking perfect character for Tim xD
Lol joe goes " ppl are gonna die" with no hesitation tim immediately goes "that's right"
Joe would be a battle hardened sergeant after his first tour.
As a reminder to Guardsman Joe, he should remember guns are supersonic weapons 😂
This video made me enlist into the glorious Astra Militarum almost instantly
This actually literally got me hyped for war. Dude should be a motivational speaker.
These never get old
That "FUCK YEAH!" at the end is GOLD !!
1:13 was the best part, I was dying with his head shaking like that omfg 🤣im crying rn
theres actually a great point being made here, people always assume that, whenever we will encounter intelligent alien life, that they will be more advanced than us. What makes people think that Aliens are as sophisticated in warfare as us or even more? We have been fighting each other for thousands of years. The moment we discover FTL travel, it might be like a crazy pitbull on meth let loose on an elementary school yard.
Deeply unsettling to have these quotes come from someone in a military uniform rather than a stoned comedian 😂
These clips are just amazingly edited together
Tim Dillon is unironically the most inspiring Commissar I've ever heard.
"I'm pretty sure that whatever some monster thought of, WE also have"
is equal parts reassuring and terrifying if you stop to consider it more closely. perfect 40k grimdark
" I'm a fan of the regime. We can't lose sight of that message. "
Commisar dillon is my new favourite
I love this meme of Joe as plucky, green Guardsman.
It's so astoundingly accurate....
"We gotta get on the same page here"
I feel like that sums up the Great Crusade pretty well.
'You know what I think unites us? Aliens.' 😂😂😂😂😂
This is genuis - the music takes it home.
"Guns are bad, be we can make them good"
-Literally everyone in 40k
Astra mili-what? Its the guard, son. The Imperial Guard.
As a red blooded American I understood everything after the point about guns being bad 😂
This absolutely made my day, everything about this is done perfectly. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 🤣
Every single video I see is lore accurate 1000%.... it really makes me think out of the box.
We're supposed to think the big E's secret project was the webway but we're now learning the truth alongside Guardsman Joe. Horus did no wrong in trying to get at these gold memes.
I'm sorry.....U FUKN WOT M8!!!!???
"Horus did no wrong", I'mma tell Lemartes and his boys that you're sounding a lot like Horus right now.
You know you're talkin heresy you know I'm going to have to report this to the Inquisition.
omg this is brilliant :D keep improving
“If aliens come down here and fuck us up-“ sounds about right haha
It's kinda insane how well this all fits into 40K
This is the better commissar ever
This is more fried than a college kid at the end of a semester.
The "Fuck yeahhh" in the context of that dialogue at 1.20 absolutely killed me
"Life in the Hive-City"
I have no idea who Commisar Dillon is but I like him.
Those two and their weird conversation fits SO perfectly into Warhammer 40K that it’s scary…..
"Guns kill werewolves" Hey, why you gotta go after the Space Wolves like that, Joe?
“I’m just a fan of the regime”
“Fuuuuuck YEAH!!”
This sounds like an awesome conversation between 10 year-old boys playing make-believe in the backyard
These guardsmen podcast clips are great
Gruardsman Joe should have his own WH40 figurine...
I think the Joe Rogan Experience only exist to fortify 40K fans all around the world, but in a subliminar way. Thank the Emperor we have meme-makers to translate the holy messages of Joe Rogan about the darkness of the far future.
Joe just admitted to not knowing guns shoot supersonic speeds 🤣
Guardsmen Joe is an underrated character
"yea... guns are bad. but we can make them GOOD!" definitely something the commissar would say and then execute you for questioning guns.
We need to keep these Guardsman Joe memes comin
That was tight.
When joe goes “fuuuuucccckkk yeeeeaaahhhhh” that shit cracks me up every time
"fffFFUUCK YEAHH!!!!" - Guardsman Joe
"We have everything they have" - Commissar Tim Dillon
One of the most perfect vids in the genre!
>Imperial Guardsman: GUNS
>Kreigsman: bayonets
edwin dude you are killin it with your legendary clips
Guardsman Joe asks too many questions for the "the 41st millennium."
I'm not even a Warhammer fan, never really got into it. But this is the greatest video I've ever seen.
I´m getting addicted to this.
Joe likes to access that lizard part of the brain
holy shit rogan looks great
I now want these two in a warhammer40K series as just normal soldiers.
These Guardsman Joe videos are a hit.
I am coming back the next day and still smiling and laughing on view 4 and 5
This is pure gold
Art pure and simple. Subbed.
"... Supersonic weapons..."
Yes... They are called Bullets.
We have had Bullets for quite some time.
Dudes using lasguns too much