The Coolest Guys in Nerdville - Ep. 111
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
0:00 - Give Me Your Address
2:44 - Dune 2
16:01 - Movie Roller Coasters
21:22 - Mom Found The Diary
25:49 - Robot Animal Spy Bot
28:16 - Meetup Ideas
36:59 - Beaches
43:38 - Grandpa Was Cool
48:50 - Working Out
52:27 - Streaming is Hard
56:12 - New Bryan / Suing The Government
59:15 - The Coolest Guys in Nerdville
1:16:52 - League
1:20:09 - The Coolest Guys in Nerdville
1:24:53 - Crypto / Stocks
1:28:15 - TukTuk
1:30:46 - Boner Tuck
1:35:06 - Goofy Ass Shoes
1:45:18 - Wealthy Life Goals
1:58:18 - Health Conscious And Paranoia
2:12:45 - Funnel Cakes
2:16:30 - Bye
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Never thought i'd miss a homeless man's dead and empty eyes staring into the void as much as this.
staring into video game*
@@mike-uj3uu 🤦♂🤦♂🤡🤡
Aqua killed him!
There will be no final word for this podcast, you guys will just end it abruptly like Die of Laughter
😢
Bonechilling
I'll never forgive them for DoL
God I hope so
Would be a graceful exit
Rip Brain
Rest in pepperoni.
Who?
Bryab 😔
We will miss you, Brine.
What was the last episode he was actually on anyways?
hey remember how that astrology guy said Bryan needed to have taken a big decision by february an how he hasn't been around for a while. DIG INTO IT ALREADY
dude your right, my eyes have been opened and his life's destination has been preordained by the stars. We may only pray to the celestials that he comes back to us with a renewed vigor
With Bryans face in the middle, It's like he never left.
Lol one part I swore I heard his laugh/weeze and but I skipped back and it was in my head, but realized they could just add a couple in post and people would just think he had his camera off
@@thezkiller44 would be funny if staltt threw in some voice clips of him coughing and making noise to make it feel like he was still here
It’s very sad Brian’s head was ripped from his body in that horrible Work Accident at his computer.
Which head?
@@WillieMaximumoh you don’t want to know…
Okay I just added my address to my account Sam. I am now fully expecting a jar of semen or some hair clippings or something of equal value in my mailbox now
how did u do this? im having trouble finding where to add stuff🥲
@@kingcrumble8267Its in your patreon account settings. When you go in there, there is a spot to add your address and then give permissions to specific subscriptions.
Butthole hairs are double value...
im not telling u so i win @@kingcrumble8267
@@kingcrumble8267
Go to settings, memberships and then to view details. You can change it their.
I miss when you would discuss monster fucking a lot on this podcast.
Also, I love Staltt
@@ASpoopyGhostysimilar
We need another Cryptid-fucker tier list.
One of the hard parts about making Dune into movies is that the books contain so much internal dialogue that is impossible to convey properly in a movie. I'm talking there are pages at a time of a characters thoughts between actual lines being spoken
I don't see why they don't just give that a shot. I mean anime has been doing it for decades. Entire scenes in death note progress through internal monologue
Yeah but anime notoriously plays out pretty awfully in live action- and before you say One Piece- that show has very little of the issue we're describing, especially early on @@ember4303
@@ember4303 Because it takes way too long, the movies are long enough already i don't need 7 hours of useless shit and an hour of plot points just like the books...
Well, that certainly explains a lot about the Lynch movie
@@Smonkey66 This "useless shit" is a large part of the content of the book being adapted and if you're going to throw out large chunks of the book, just make a different fucking movie. That said, I do think it needs to be changed to "show don't tell" if at all possible.
The gooning pic is honestly one the the most pure smiles I've seen and gotten myself, god bless the Gooner
In the book he drinks the blue stuff because he doesn’t see an assassination attempt on his mom coming, he rationalizes the evil for the greater good he thinks it will bring
Also in the movie he’s persuaded by chani to go south so idk what they were talking about
@@dinz1968wasn’t he persuaded by the vision that told him he couldn’t see the past unless he drank the piss
I swear I thought he drank the juice because of the mass artillery from the uncle kisser
When are we getting the Bryan only Podcast?
This would be an awesome Bryan lore drop
When you join the private pron group Bryan runs
@@360-bonescope Genuinely would be so funny
A whole hour and a half of Bryan nervously clicking a pen in the mic and trying to talk to the audience with a blank stare.
I'd pay for that.
@@_DMNO_ I'd buy the highest Patreon tier just for that and I've never got their Patreon lmao
Deadass drive for FedEx freight and am on break when he’s telling us truckers to just stop. Good timing Sam. Good timing.
You know you guys are important when you rank higher than "forehead blackheads" in the youtube prompt. Well done lads, well done.
R.I.P. Bryan and been dying for this episode
bryan was the back bone of the podcast i need the old bryan back.
If you’re talking about pre webcam? If so, yes
I had a dream that Poob tried to vape a baby alligator last night, and then spoke about how he was happy with what he'd done in life.
To much RUclips
Not enough RUclips
Too much baby alligator.@@FuhzyLiquids
You need to develop actual relationships with actual people
It was one of the most nonsensical dreams I've ever had. I'm not in a petri dish. Please stop analyzing me @@Esway.
Brian was 10/10 on before he did his face reveal, I feel like his confidence was sky high. Also the Solo Sam and Brian eps are amazing.
Me when I lie
All he did was saying the most edgy cring shit possible it was lame af
@@zoom2376 he had great moments, and got better the more time went on but my guy, you literally just have to sit around and goof off with your friends like how do you not even do that
@@LegoJJ Autism
@LegoJJ cuz bryans "goofing off" aint as easy to do when hes attaching his face to his words lol
love how staltt needed to include an example image of a funnel cake
7:45 Paul later decides in the movie to just accept his fate and knows that the water of life will push his skills to higher potential and prove to the split Fremen that he is in fact the Lisan al Gaib.
He decides to accept this fate at the moment the sietch he's chilling at gets destroyed by Feyd. It's also later implied that the southern seitches would be the next target, though Paul already made up his mind before that point.
Poob Woke up at a very normal time, but he looks Fucking DEAD lol
The leisure life of a streamer tends to lead itself to casually consuming alcoholic beverages way to often.
Bro what@breeda9196
i will give you my address if you give me poobs, but dont let him know, i want to surprise him
dune 2 unforseen circumstances i will not be able to make it to the family dinner
Do they call it a mock turtleneck because they know everyone will be mocking you?
we just need some sort of physical competition between the Sam’s and see who’s the better Sam
Maybe a show of sexual prowess
I'm in 😂
I understood that Sam's mom was shitty, but after her reading his journal to everyone that really says she was terrible. Thanks for traumatizing Sam so that all of us can relate to someone as fucked up
Can’t wait for Bryan to come back am I RIGHT fellow patrons😏
Parrot
Fellow pyro viewer
Who tf is pyro lol and the cast been dead where you been bruh
Cringe
I think the patron episode hurt him, he needs time to rest
It would be nice to have Brian as a special guest one day
Sam: two series that were highly influential on me as a reader were the "Great Brain" series (a series of historical semi fiction novels about the life of a boy and his brothers in turn of the century Utah. Tom, the writers old brother is a genius who swindles the townsfolk but learns how to use his intelligence humanely and responsibly). The other being The Little House in the Woods and its sequels. My mother got me into both of these series and they really shaped a demand for knowledge via text that grew and grew. I fell out of love with fiction after becoming an adult except for the rare one-off, but I still read a book a week on average to this day at 30. Big love from a fan.
In the book it time skips 2 years while Paul is in the desert and has a kid with Chani.
The intro said Byron died but he's right there on the screen in between Sam and Sam. Am I missing something?
What actually happened to Brian? Is he straight up fired?
funnel cakes are just fried pancake batter that comes out of a squirt bottle
I’d like to point out sams 10k would be 200000$ right now
🤪
Hey sam if you want some great young age books the magic treehouse are some of my all time favorites.
It is a bit sad, but also heart-warming to see Sam joking about his mom's passing to readily. Hope you're doing ok man.
Bryan's face being the in the center in the intro is just perfect.
Poob’s “Afternoon Delight” joke was under appreciated. Also RIP Ryan, my prayers have been answered.
As a book reader its frustrating but also valid to explain to people what is going on in Dune. Alot is internal monologe but i think its the best adaption we will get of Dune.
Loving the influx of “real talk” boys we need more regular guys doing this
Changing the name of the podcast to Sam'or'i(Samurai) would honestly be amazing considering they are both Sam
I do sprinkler fitting. You guys are relatable, not job wise. Just life wise.
I saw Dune 2 twice, once in a regular theater and once at the only public Cinity theater in the United States. Definitely see it in the biggest, most extravagant format you can.
didn't even make it a full second before movie talk, impressive
I’ve gone out and conquered 37 countries as well as crushed their social structures and cut off their access to internet and paper you won’t hear about it ever but I have conquered thank you for the inspiration
Keep in mind the water on the beaches of Normandy stayed red for weeks because it was so saturated with blood
!DUNE 2 SPOILER! Not that you'll ever read this, but they go south because he has a vision that his gf dies when he continues the war in the north. And then his sister is all like, go south bro, and start the holy war by drinking the juice. It's the only way. So he reluctantly goes. I think the 2nd half of the movie was fast, but not annoyingly so dragging it out might have been worse. Guess you just had to find something to complain about, I respect it.
Can’t believe you’re keeping info about Brian’s fatal car accident behind a paywall 😢 RIP big man
God i hope this is true
IS this really what happened?!
@@w-dad4040 Sadly yes, it happened about a month and a half ago.
you're shitting me right there's no fucking way they wouldn't say anything or grieve. @@Sadistic_77
@@Sadistic_77 😲Wow, and he's hiding it behind a pay wall?!! With giggles like it's a big joke? Already rich with money from patreon and now using brians death for profit....... That is disgusting and I think I'm done in this corner of the internet
Can’t believe Bryan tried to leave the podcast but Sam and Poob ambushed him with a katana, a taxidermy beaver, and a gallon of boiling hot Dr.Pepper.
Sam has a excuse for everything. "I would do it but i seen a video" is his favorite line
vote for poob to watch invincible
Poobs mustache has really filled out over the past couple years
I relate to poob because I'm a year older than him and a programmer
But I actually do it as a job and not just for a uni degree
And I also drink biers regularly
You look like a little thumb! Absolutely killed me 🤣
Thanks Stalltt
Ok seriously when is Bryan getting discharged from porn rehab?
I love that Stalltt has top billing in the description. The guy can't even be bothered to do minor editing requests while being paid to do edits and he puts his channel as the only visible link without expanding the description box.
He's the only one putting any effort into this mess, he deserves it.
What did he do to upset you so much?
@@grimsleeper653 Effort? Listening to your friends talk for 2 hours and cutting parts that reveal info that they don't want shared or are too boring for an audience isn't work. You know what that's called? Watching a stream. You can do it on twitch.
Maybe he's not paid anywhere near as much so they give him terms like that. Maybe they told him to do it. Maybe it's a mistake. Maybe they're all friends and agreed on it.
Who knows?
@@CuboidCheese Putting in little to no effort into editing. Plenty of editors do good work. Barry from Game Grumps and Lixian with Markiplier are two notable ones. This guy puts yellow text at the top of the screen making fun of the content creator and outright refuses to do basic edit requests made by the guys.
sam should try to remake the photo of his grandpa but with a modern touch
SAM: ONLY SO MUCH CAFFINE A HUMAN CAN HAVE.
WHILE DRINKING A CELSIUS
The astrologer did say brian had something going on around February
Paul went south because the Harkonnens glassed Sietch Tabr and everyone was forced to retreat and join the war council. Paul initially still refused but came to the realization his foresight was limited when he was unable to predict the artillery attack and spoke with Jamis through his visions. Plus literally everyone was pressuring him to go South, it was do or die essentially. They actually spent quite a while addressing it, that must have been like a 10 minute piss lmao.
thanks stalltt ily
Boof time
Italian shoes sound like diadora mi basket, doubt they were on shelves in Indiana, and they’re kind of expensive now
Thanks stallt for saying when the spoilers end!
Gator hunting would be pretty sick
HERE WE GOOOOO!!!
8am is early now? We’re all doomed lol
Been waiting to damn long for this one
Them butchering the Great Gatsby is so fucking funny
They literally told Paul he couldn't use his whole powers without the worm juice and he wouldn't succeed without his whole powers. Yall gotta not smoke before you watch movies. :-P
1:26:00 the fact that he had 10 fucking grand to drop on that shit made me so depressed lol.
Your first in-person MTG game was at a convention tournament?! oh my god bro, kudos! lmao Only the hardest of the hard show up to those and will be extreme sticklers for the rules.
This podcast makes me feel smart!
Poobs story at 1:11:00 sounds like Dennis in always sunny. "I'm just trying to get off" just riding out a BS scenario
Poob going to the dune 2 reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry wants to go to the baseball game instead of a funeral
1.3 million dollars in canada gets you a 1965 3 bedroom downtown. In Toronto? a 2 bedroom that is dilapidated with a crumbling foundation from the 30's with terrible mould damage. With no yard space. 2 feet from both your neighbours
Can tell Poob doesn't have a reg 9-5 when he's complaining about most people wanting time to relax while on vacation lmao. Honestly though, good on him for sidestepping the rat race.
Would love to play against Poob at a prerelease with some beers in us. MTG can be great, but there is a lot of 'tism involved, but I have also met some of my best friends at MTG tournaments and such.
Shoulda explained how the still-suits worked. INCREDIBLY important lore.
That was done in the first part
PSA: when investing in stock or crypto, don’t buy at the peaks.
That grandpa nudie mag image rocks so hard
When Poob talks about his social experiences he sort of reminds me of Jonah Hill's character in This Is the End.
literally woke up at 6am this morning
Someone needs to cure bryan of his vampirism so he can record during the day
sam needs a league coach podcast lol, honestly would be fun imo
Stalltt is the 3rd member. He actually contributes.
259 views? nice
actually great intro lol
God this brought so many memories of bullying years past. It's strangely therapeutic and horrifying in equal measure.
Hardest Job I've had:
Boiler-Maker at Ammonium Nitrate Plant. Working 6pm-6am, 7 days a week.
It sucks getting off a 12 hour shift and the only food for sale is breakfast.
If Bryan is dead rip. If not and it's just a joke that's kind fucked. It would be nice to get an actual update on the channel.
right wtf happened to him
@@silentspirit0563 turns out he was fired. They have a premium podcast. I don't recommend paying for it tho.
Part 1 was paced great, part 2 felt like a whirlwind during some scenes
What is the likeliest episode for Bryan's actual return?
I keep hearing that he died, the most common one I've seen is that he was killed in a car crash but these are Sam fans so they rarely tell the truth
I love paincakes at every time of the day!
I don't make murrican paincakes, though. :D
Avatar ride is in Animal Kingdom called "Flight of Passage" for anyone wondering why you can't find a ride called Banshee's Wail.
every character zendaya plays she seems to screw up
Thanks for the spoiler gap warning Stalltt. Doing the lords work
I went to a Spanish beach and you could see where all the pee went, by how it created that hot air effect you see above barbecues
Can't believe the prostate cancer finally got him. Rip Bryan