No guy in the world licks/sucks his own blood out after a cut... Those guys haven't done any men work in their entire life. One of the key factors involved is saliva, which promotes wound healing in several ways. Saliva creates a humid environment, thus improving the survival and functioning of inflammatory cells that are crucial for wound healing.
“These HO’s don’t want TACO BELL 🌮!!!!”🤣 Chris was so incredulous like “Oh you don’t know HO’s???!! And Matt all naive like, “Who does that? Are they homeless?”. Pure gold.
Kay, first of all, Chris said 'if your dad is like a guitar'. 'S all good, but that's what he said. Also, I'm starting to look forward to Lifeline more than Congratulations. Not because of the advice, but because Matt makes Chris funnier.
I was the second submission, just want to say thank you so much guys for the response hhahaha. Love you guys💛💛. Jus wanna say I did notice the hair but who tf re-records uno. You jus got the real shit😂
The last advice really hit home for me. I often feel I'm doing something wrong or not living up to expectations that others have of me. Expectations that I've made up in my mind that may or may not be true. Realizing that most everyone is playing the same game in their own minds is comforting but it is exhausting that those instrusive thoughts persist over time. I'm starting therapy for the first time this Wednesday so we'll see how it goes. Thank you to all the guests for opening up, it's nice to know that everyone deals with crazy people and shit too!
Absolutely loving Chris’ super grounded energy on this episode, he’s gone through a shift or something cuz god DAMN he’s just glowing with that serene shit!
Soooo..... Mondays now? I kinda liked the Sunday drop since nothing else really comes out, it became Lifeline day. But if we're moving it, you know that doesn't make a DEEEEENT.
Step dad who's girlfriend was committed by psycho mother in law and lost kids--- I'm a family support worker, Matts advice was a grand slam. Meet every goal that dhhs lays out for you guy like your life depends on it, don't miss ANY doctor or councilling appointmens, don't miss any visits; arrive prepared, do not let the kids see you cry at visits, don't fail drug tests, keep your head down and appear 100% cooperative at every step. They'll see the consistency and give the kids back. This will end, and then gtf away from that psycho mother in law. All my love!!!!
People pointing their ass at the sun is absolutely, unequivocally and only a California thing. Never heard of anyone doing such a thing in my entire life.
Got s'serious in this ep. Matt I loved what you said at the end there how we're all going through the same shit, all the doubts and fears we experience are also being experienced by 99 percent of the population. Unless y'craze.
You guys should have the lifeline intros of Chris and Matt talking about nothing get longer and longer every episode until it's just an episode of them talking the entire time.
Oh thank God they're still doing it! After not seeing it yesterday ,I was slightly worried 🤙 absolutely great podcast and I'm pumped to see it still here
My sister proposed to her husband over the P.A on a flight and everyone looked around at them and he froze up and didn’t say anything and they didn’t speak for the rest of the flight.
@@ChildishGambeaner he’s really socially awkward and he had a plan to propose but she beat him to the punch and when everyone looked around at him he just couldn’t say anything. Super embarrassing for all involved. My sister said everyone looked around smiling and then the smiles slowly went away and they turned around.
To the dude with the radioactive mother-in-law phycho. We prayin for ya bro, keep it together as best u can! You'll make something worthwhile from it all eventually. Keep the faith!
Chewing and picking on your skin, nails or hair is a soothing mechanism, a lot of people do it. He needs to find healthier habits to deal with whatever he’s dealing with.
Crazy bro. 2 of My Favorite Podcasts Life Line & Bad Friends Both Were Uploaded at the Exact Same Time. Almost the Same Exact Moment I got the Bell for Both of them. So I guess I gotta watch both at the same time. Love you guys!
I have a friend who is JUST LIKE the split a check dude, and I find it refreshing. Some people think he’s arrogant sounding, but it’s really just honesty. Some people don’t know how to talk to others without fluffing the conversation and that’s what I find annoying and arrogant lol.
43:35 is the moment for those curious. I personally don’t see it, but I want to save everyone else the time of scrubbing. It’s a great moment nonetheless. God bless!
Adore this podcast! The audio engineer needs to use a hi pass filter so badly though... Lots of subsonic thumping when the dudes bump the desk and gnarly plosives. Love to you guys and the team!
I feel that “addicted to the life .” Analogy. For real. Still figuring out a trade or path I wanna take other than being a n artist and skateboarder. If I don’t do something skateboarding, art based I know I won’t be truly happy .
To the woman asking about if she should give her daughter a sibling. I think you should just be happy with what you have now and if in a year or two, you want another baby, do it. You can decide you want another baby after many years. There is no rush
35:10 ok so if this guy says “ehhh do whatever you liiiiike” (in a sexy European accent) then HE DOESNT GET TO BE TURNED OFF if she decides to take her card back. He put that on her, he’s wrong, either say let’s split or I’ll pay. Ssssss’backfired on him.
For the first 2 years of my second Borns life it was not easy having my first adjust. Now that they are 3 and 6, they are having a blast together -- not always, but most times. I could not imagine just having my son all alone with no one else to play with.
Chris should help her with the proposal at his show... work it into the show. Like just doing crowd work, like ask them if they're married or dating, then she can go ahead and get on the knee
Mother-in-lame update guy…. My heart goes out to you and your struggle, keep fighting get those kids and shut this lady out of your life! She doesn’t have your family’s best interest at heart, tell the kids Grandma died trying to rob a family black albino dwarfs!!
You know your a true baby when you picture Derek Yee's Looney Tunes basketball shirts with Bugs Bunny coming out of the pocket before Chris even says "Sean Kemp is the most entertaining player in the NBA."
There getting good at doing this together now, bravo 👏 , i watch all your stuff chris , and this is one i look forward too now as well ,keep killing it bro!
Okay I bite my dead skin off my fingers too. I always thought of it the same as people biting their nails or something but I guess its not normal so thanks for saving my future marriages!
Yo. What your return dude is saying is hella suss. I’ve worked in mental healthcare for years and so does my girlfriend. She works at a psych ward. Regardless of the state, nobody is going to force an adult into a psych ward for no reason You can’t just call and lie and have someone committed. Even IF the cops took her in, she wouldn’t get past the psych assessment. They’d evaluate her and do a drug test. If she was clean and acted fine in the evaluation, there’s 0 chance they’d hold her. Your boy sounds like he’s leaving out quite a bit of information
Finally! Been scrolling to find a comment like this, we're certainly missing some info. You can't just involuntarily have them committed for no reason at all. That would be sheer chaos, you could dial up and have anyone locked up? lol I didn't think it worked like that anywhere in the U.S.
ABSOLUTELY give Derek Yee the credit he deserves, “Chawn Kemp” is a goddamn legend and i remember having his shoes in the 1st-2nd grade. EEEEYYYEESSSS DUDE
I hereby declare Monday, podcast day of the week! You got two bears you got lifeline you got taste buds you got bad friends you got killed Tony you got the fighter and the kid you got sometimes a JRE episode 😁
I’m a skin eater and cut sucker too 😆 it’s an extension of biting your nails (which I don’t do) something satisfying about feeling the skin break between your teeth. And the cut sucking, saliva helps keep it sterile, makes sense to stick your finger in your mouth if you cut it 🤷🏾♀️
As someone who is 6 and 7 years younger than my siblings, I totally think Chris is right. I wish I had someone closer to my age instead of having to wait to adulthood to be able to relate to my siblings
Come see me on tour! New cities here: chrisdelia.com/tour
You come see me to new cities...
I can't wait for Lakeland
No guy in the world licks/sucks his own blood out after a cut... Those guys haven't done any men work in their entire life.
One of the key factors involved is saliva, which promotes wound healing in several ways. Saliva creates a humid environment, thus improving the survival and functioning of inflammatory cells that are crucial for wound healing.
Gonna see you in Dallas lesss gooooo
Why was episode 10 a day late ....sss..deeper get your life together
"I only cry at weddings because I don't want to fucking be there." -Matt consistently being relatable as fuck 😆
☕️
I gave the 69th like. I'm the hero of the internet today.
lmfao
For me.. I'm in my 30s and not married. I'd be sad asf because I'm not married
@@AlanaBananaCanada u definitely won Zee interwebs
Showed up for the laughs but then Chris said “you don’t have to BE anything for people to like you” and now I’m crying at work. S’deeper.
Appreciate you calling that line out. Love it
S' deeper 🤣 🤣 🤣
it’s okay we are all johnny drippin eyes sometimes 🥺
Bruv. I cry so much over shit like this. Thank you for sharing ❤️
Wait aren’t you the girl who sent in that video? Lol
“These HO’s don’t want TACO BELL 🌮!!!!”🤣 Chris was so incredulous like “Oh you don’t know HO’s???!! And Matt all naive like, “Who does that? Are they homeless?”. Pure gold.
Chris is so right
Matt's complete and total lack of ho-knowledge was both charming, and alarming.
Chris explaining the lexicon of “ho” and intermittently mixing in fake calls from Guinness World Records was great
'let me call you back, yes he never met any ho's"
Not what lexicon means
@@CharltonLepkofker that's what it means now
@@CharltonLepkofker Literally no one cares
Kay, first of all, Chris said 'if your dad is like a guitar'. 'S all good, but that's what he said. Also, I'm starting to look forward to Lifeline more than Congratulations. Not because of the advice, but because Matt makes Chris funnier.
s’whaHeSaid Hh’annaneveforgotit
They unsurprisingly do have great chemistry.
S’Un…intentional…slam.
@@FettyMercury he must be at denny’s dude
It’s like they are bruthas or sumting
The way Matt points and says “fat” has me rolling. I’m using that for now on
I was the second submission, just want to say thank you so much guys for the response hhahaha. Love you guys💛💛. Jus wanna say I did notice the hair but who tf re-records uno. You jus got the real shit😂
addicted to the life! I have the same problem
Sounds like your rippin baby keep it up
and his hands STAYYY above his shoulders!!
this is like watching a conversation that i would have in my head with myself and then it would be televised. me and a subtle version of myself..
You guys are the only thing that gets me through my day. I appreciate you both Matt and Chris. Much love from Toronto
...s'deeper. I feel you tho, stay rippin
The only thing? Jesus.
What about the other six days?
@@Charles-qf6vo 2 bears 1 cave, BadFriends, YMH, Lifeline and then you start getting sad and bored around we'd Thursday.
@@Jonglohn lol shit I knew someone was gunna get smart about this! Don’t take me so serious I’m just here for a silly goose time.
The last advice really hit home for me. I often feel I'm doing something wrong or not living up to expectations that others have of me. Expectations that I've made up in my mind that may or may not be true. Realizing that most everyone is playing the same game in their own minds is comforting but it is exhausting that those instrusive thoughts persist over time. I'm starting therapy for the first time this Wednesday so we'll see how it goes. Thank you to all the guests for opening up, it's nice to know that everyone deals with crazy people and shit too!
Absolutely loving Chris’ super grounded energy on this episode, he’s gone through a shift or something cuz god DAMN he’s just glowing with that serene shit!
@Slater word!!! That makes sense, also I had no idea he was getting married until I saw his insta posts!!!! SO BEAUTIFUL
i’m watching this in a coffee shop and people are lookin at me weird for laughing so hard.. thanks for the laughs gentlemen 🔥🖤
You are that guy.
And dont let anyone tell you otherwise
Not even the guy who says "ur not tht guy"
It’s great that you were having fun. Laughter is the best. I hate when hipsters try to tell people it’s uncool to enjoy yourself publicly
Well your in public laughing so...Ya'weird
matt has his own spin move… the ultra elbo twist spin move of death
Soooo..... Mondays now? I kinda liked the Sunday drop since nothing else really comes out, it became Lifeline day. But if we're moving it, you know that doesn't make a DEEEEENT.
Step dad who's girlfriend was committed by psycho mother in law and lost kids--- I'm a family support worker, Matts advice was a grand slam.
Meet every goal that dhhs lays out for you guy like your life depends on it, don't miss ANY doctor or councilling appointmens, don't miss any visits; arrive prepared, do not let the kids see you cry at visits, don't fail drug tests, keep your head down and appear 100% cooperative at every step. They'll see the consistency and give the kids back. This will end, and then gtf away from that psycho mother in law. All my love!!!!
Counting the days until I’m fully brainwashed into buying from Original Grain. I’ll keep you updated.
it does sound tasty..
Damn. My heart goes out to the couple with the crazy grandma. Hang in there.
This podcast really blew up.. EEYYEESSSSSSS DUDE!💯🤙
Great topics on this one!
Kay 🙏
S’true
👀👀👀👀
People pointing their ass at the sun is absolutely, unequivocally and only a California thing. Never heard of anyone doing such a thing in my entire life.
Yeah.....that sounds like some Cali shit lol
5 minutes in but I love that matt is wearing sunglasses and a hat now and chris isn’t 😂😂🙏🏼
aaaaaand they’re off 😭😂
blue chips
Got s'serious in this ep. Matt I loved what you said at the end there how we're all going through the same shit, all the doubts and fears we experience are also being experienced by 99 percent of the population. Unless y'craze.
You guys should have the lifeline intros of Chris and Matt talking about nothing get longer and longer every episode until it's just an episode of them talking the entire time.
Love how Matt is SO casual about taking his hat off and putting it on again over and over.
"wherever he's from, he's SO from there" - Chris Delia
Oh thank God they're still doing it! After not seeing it yesterday ,I was slightly worried 🤙 absolutely great podcast and I'm pumped to see it still here
They changed the release dates to Mondays! It was announced on their Instagram.
My favorite part of this podcast is how QVC they are in the beginning with the Original Grain
Bro yes, lol and also they should do full time commentary on infomercials
nothing on their for my dad
So excited it’s out .. I was off my regular Monday morning routine when I couldn’t watch it lol
Been waiting. Didn't know we had a Monday release now but fuckin stoked. Thought Chris got recancelled lmao
RECANCELLED IM DEAD 🤣
No dentsssss
He did get a weekend recancelling but hes unrecancelled as of today
My sister proposed to her husband over the P.A on a flight and everyone looked around at them and he froze up and didn’t say anything and they didn’t speak for the rest of the flight.
Why did he freeze up? Obviously he ended up saying yes so I'm confused
@@ChildishGambeaner he froze because a woman proposing to a man is a stupid idea. He was probably thinking “damn how I not know she was that stupid”
@@ChildishGambeaner he’s really socially awkward and he had a plan to propose but she beat him to the punch and when everyone looked around at him he just couldn’t say anything. Super embarrassing for all involved. My sister said everyone looked around smiling and then the smiles slowly went away and they turned around.
@@halosrusty s'deeper
Shoutout to everyone watching Chris' eyes when the cute blondy video played. Guy did not deviate from eye contact. Big props to recovery!
This one made me cry… I love you guys
To the dude with the radioactive mother-in-law phycho.
We prayin for ya bro, keep it together as best u can! You'll make something worthwhile from it all eventually.
Keep the faith!
My two favorite brothers. Love you guys, thank you for the hilarious content, and helpful advice.
As far as who pays on a date… It’s whoever asks the person out to dinner.
Everyone who can relate to Maddie, trying to figure out how not to place so much value in what people think of us 🙋♀️
The darude - sandstorm was the perfect detail, had me dying laughing @23:20
Chewing and picking on your skin, nails or hair is a soothing mechanism, a lot of people do it. He needs to find healthier habits to deal with whatever he’s dealing with.
" Hello ... Hello ..... Hellooooo..."
I catch myself singing that throughout my week.. lmao ! Love you Guys.
Harry Nilsson song Lifeline...whoever remixed it for this is so great.
Name change is beautiful. Matt, you're crushing life. Proud to be a part of this cult.
2020 had to have been so awful so Chris but really it just elevated him as a person. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Crazy bro. 2 of My Favorite Podcasts Life Line & Bad Friends Both Were Uploaded at the Exact Same Time. Almost the Same Exact Moment I got the Bell for Both of them. So I guess I gotta watch both at the same time. Love you guys!
the way you already had the exact dereck yee convo in the Matt’s back episode all good
Matt cut his hair and looks even more like Chris.
I been waiting on edge for my week fix of Lifeline !
I have a friend who is JUST LIKE the split a check dude, and I find it refreshing. Some people think he’s arrogant sounding, but it’s really just honesty. Some people don’t know how to talk to others without fluffing the conversation and that’s what I find annoying and arrogant lol.
"These are my sun recievers" "I made $9 what did your partner do?" Hilarious
Supercult Studios? ooooooh they hit us with the name change…. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
When Chris said 'let the sun pour into your anus,' Matt looked like he was about to actually disintegrate. Lol. He was trying so hard not to laugh.
43:35 is the moment for those curious. I personally don’t see it, but I want to save everyone else the time of scrubbing. It’s a great moment nonetheless. God bless!
@@SimonT54 absolutely. 'What, these are my Sun Receivers?' ☀️
Also Chris you got really really real at the end and I greatly appreciate it. God bless you.
When you go to Missouri, sort your boy out with free tickets. That mother-in-law stuff was messed up!
Adore this podcast! The audio engineer needs to use a hi pass filter so badly though... Lots of subsonic thumping when the dudes bump the desk and gnarly plosives. Love to you guys and the team!
Been refreshing the page since Sunday. S'thanks!
"Seems like it should be more than that. Or... free"
🤣🤣 so true
I feel that “addicted to the life .” Analogy. For real. Still figuring out a trade or path I wanna take other than being a n artist and skateboarder. If I don’t do something skateboarding, art based I know I won’t be truly happy .
Matt hit us his with the elbow-copter move right off in the original grain ad... Eh'YES dude!
Will someone with video editing skills make a compilation of every time Chris Delia suggests the spin move? 😂
Yesssss!!!! This is the podcast I wait for every week now!!!!
Chris ADHD energy is off the charts
To the woman asking about if she should give her daughter a sibling. I think you should just be happy with what you have now and if in a year or two, you want another baby, do it. You can decide you want another baby after many years. There is no rush
When Chris called Guiness.... lost my shit 😆 🤣 😂
Another great pod, from beginning to end!!! Keep it up guys!!
I love when Matt gets aggressive lmao, its so over the top
Matt’s hair coming out of the back of his hat 😂🔥
Congrats to Matt for looking less homeless as these episodes go on
35:10 ok so if this guy says “ehhh do whatever you liiiiike” (in a sexy European accent) then HE DOESNT GET TO BE TURNED OFF if she decides to take her card back. He put that on her, he’s wrong, either say let’s split or I’ll pay. Ssssss’backfired on him.
For the first 2 years of my second Borns life it was not easy having my first adjust. Now that they are 3 and 6, they are having a blast together -- not always, but most times. I could not imagine just having my son all alone with no one else to play with.
Chris should help her with the proposal at his show... work it into the show. Like just doing crowd work, like ask them if they're married or dating, then she can go ahead and get on the knee
Chris absolutely used proper terminology when referring to “hoes” and Matt is incorrect in his rebuttal
Gold digger is what he should have said. Hoes fuck. Pimps and hoes?
matt is s'sheltered. cant believe someone could be that innocent/ out of touch
NOT EVEN JOKINGGGGGGGG! THE AD BETWEEN QUESTIONS WAS FOR DOOOOOR DASHHHHHHHHH! Aaaaaaaa S’ketch 😂
Mother-in-lame update guy…. My heart goes out to you and your struggle, keep fighting get those kids and shut this lady out of your life! She doesn’t have your family’s best interest at heart, tell the kids Grandma died trying to rob a family black albino dwarfs!!
You know your a true baby when you picture Derek Yee's Looney Tunes basketball shirts with Bugs Bunny coming out of the pocket before Chris even says "Sean Kemp is the most entertaining player in the NBA."
There getting good at doing this together now, bravo 👏 , i watch all your stuff chris , and this is one i look forward too now as well ,keep killing it bro!
Chris, get a personal chef! I think it would make your life so much easier. “Hey Im hungwy, I want salmon!” Chef: “On it!”
Yall make my day every time no lie🍻🍻
Okay I bite my dead skin off my fingers too. I always thought of it the same as people biting their nails or something but I guess its not normal so thanks for saving my future marriages!
My girlfriend proposed to me and it made me feel so good lol. Do it!
The Ho3 diatribe from Chris was 👌🏾
Yo. What your return dude is saying is hella suss. I’ve worked in mental healthcare for years and so does my girlfriend. She works at a psych ward. Regardless of the state, nobody is going to force an adult into a psych ward for no reason
You can’t just call and lie and have someone committed. Even IF the cops took her in, she wouldn’t get past the psych assessment. They’d evaluate her and do a drug test. If she was clean and acted fine in the evaluation, there’s 0 chance they’d hold her.
Your boy sounds like he’s leaving out quite a bit of information
Finally! Been scrolling to find a comment like this, we're certainly missing some info. You can't just involuntarily have them committed for no reason at all. That would be sheer chaos, you could dial up and have anyone locked up? lol I didn't think it worked like that anywhere in the U.S.
@@Bigjshifty08 EXACTLY. If I had to guess, I'd assume she at least had some pills in her system
This is by far the funniest one😂😂😂😂😂😂 CHRIS!!!!!!!!
them arguing over who looks more Italian, when they look so much alike is hilarious
John Travolta in Face Off was dope, and don’t forget about that movie Lineman where he fixed the power line during a storm
ABSOLUTELY give Derek Yee the credit he deserves, “Chawn Kemp” is a goddamn legend and i remember having his shoes in the 1st-2nd grade. EEEEYYYEESSSS DUDE
It blows my mind how many ppl talk shit about doordash or uber eats and then continues to use them non stop. Whaddrudoin?
Yo these we from awesome to incredible. The feedback is getting more genuine. Keep up the good work and thank you:)
Chris and Matt gotta be the coolest people alive
How does Matt live in L.A. and not understand the ho situation?
That was most'def one of those on'yo'ass episodes bros!! Love it 😎🤙
thanks for the advice guys! LOVE the show!
I hereby declare Monday, podcast day of the week! You got two bears you got lifeline you got taste buds you got bad friends you got killed Tony you got the fighter and the kid you got sometimes a JRE episode 😁
"What percentage of time are your hands below your shoulders?" fuck I'm dead
I’m a skin eater and cut sucker too 😆 it’s an extension of biting your nails (which I don’t do) something satisfying about feeling the skin break between your teeth. And the cut sucking, saliva helps keep it sterile, makes sense to stick your finger in your mouth if you cut it 🤷🏾♀️
Was wondering if someone would say this
Weird how nail biting is considered so normal and acceptable
How can a grandma get custody in 2 freakin days? Does anything need proven anymore? Accusations r being allowed to ruin people's lives. Crazy.
I like your haircut Matt you're looking good!!
love the blue chips hat 🧢
was just talking about that movie 2 days ago, nick nolte opening rant is the best
Can confirm Chris is big in Berlin. Waitin for a show here.
This podcast is everything.
I commented a lot cause this was a touching show. You guys rock
As someone who is 6 and 7 years younger than my siblings, I totally think Chris is right. I wish I had someone closer to my age instead of having to wait to adulthood to be able to relate to my siblings
Please release the theme song as its own video, I love that shit and want to listen to it!