The fact that they cheered for us and Chris said I couldn’t be sweeter actually made me cry. Big Clint was very happy to meet little Clint. I followed yalls advice. Thank you.
There’s a Matt on every flight in coach. Don’t worry about it Matt. Also, Pretty funny how Matt’s delirious alter ego is taking on his tone deaf 90’s rocker persona from the show.
Same lmao 🤣 The way Matt was looking at Chris's reaction during the video then the long pause combined with the hand gestures, you knew he was about to say something slick
I wish someone from that flight called in for the next episode like "You know when you're on the flight and some random dude starts acting weird and scaring everyone, what should you do? Thanks for the advice!"🤣
YES so glad the parapalegic guy is BACCKK!!! and matt and chris's reaction to the girl whose boyfriend golfs all the time made me die laughing hahahaha
Cannot stop laughing picturing Matt scream-growl-sing daughter into old ladies' faces on a plane while totally snowed over, I am srsly just cackling until I die now
Seemed like a mix of worry and astonishment. I’d worry about my bro if he was popping random pills and blacking out. That’s a recipe for disaster. Hope Matt realizes that. Not being judgmental... I’ve got my own issues- but I like these brothers too much to see them risk it all.
Watching from South Wales UK and I absolutely love your show. One of the only podcasts I watch on my main house TV all the way through.... Instead of myth busters!. You are both awesome.
Anyone else think we should get a special episode, maybe episode 20, of ONLY updates from people that they gave advice to? There are a couple people in particular I wanna hear. Back from lol
^^^ As a woman, I'd tell you that too. And, that you've been long focusing on becoming a homeowner (housing is so vital), now, you can proceed 😀! It IS an exciting time of your life!! Also, doesn't make most sense to spend money on rent staying in a relationship that isn't compatible (sounds too push-pull??) until you are both ready to co-finance a home. She is entitled to you/your life (wanting more commitment/security, immediately), and that's great. You are entitled to independence of your finances and home (not dual providing for/rely on another), that is also great. Like, why spend on rings + wedding if not enough interest to co-own? She made an ultimatum to you. You made an ultimatum here. Sounds like a deal breaker, bud! Go separate ways and be awesome. Life Rips
The good ol' benzo blackout. I've come to in places having just secured job interviews. A blue xanax pill is usually 1mg. A person with no tolerance will surely blackout from 3mg of benzodiazepines. You a good person Matt so your benzo adventures were just silly. Some people wake up dead
"He's saving the world and you're just kinda singing karaoke to people on planes" omg I've listened to the plane story 3 times already and can't stop laughing
This episode was by FAR the best episode thus far. You guys are falling into your groove, enjoying each other's company, and the question selection is finally harmonizing so well. I love you guys. Keep up the great grid work. God bless. 🫡
Love how Chris told Matt he has too many drinks and the first thing I noticed was Chris has three drinks up there and always tells everyone that's too many. Then he put his water up after he said something 😂
I'm a long time fan of Chris' podcast and I've been dying to see him live, but I'm from the Philippines in a low income family. Just got a stable job recently with good pay, so I'm hoping I can save and go to the US and see you man. Thanks for all your content and comedy!
🙋🏽♂️ 2 tips that changed my life. Please try if you are suffering with panic attacks. Please share with someone who does. I learned this from a trauma coach that led climbing/mountaineering trips for Soldier's with PTSD. I had many panic attacks in my past. I had a breakdown 5 years ago was hospitalized and had intense periods of panic attacks. I fell apart, could not function and had to fight everyday to continue. The fear of having panics caused more panics. #1: Seems silly but I can swear by it. Chew a couple peppercorns slowly with your front teeth. There is a chemical reaction that calms/snaps you out of the most intense aspects of a panic, i.e. illogical thought, catastrophizing. The fear may not go away but the physical reaction may and you can start to breath correctly again which turns out to be important. 😀 I carried these in a small pill vile on my key chain. Keep them where you can actually find them when needed. #2 Also seems silly or risky but it is to tell your self to panic. When the feeling is brewing or you have an intense trigger. I would say "ok, fine, panic then, fucking do it" (you can play around, do it with an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice etc..) This ended months long cycle of panics and fear of panic. Took the wind out of the sails like my brain or whatever it is in me didn't want to play since I wasn't playing along any more. With practice you can use this for general anxiety by just saying "ok" to uncomfortable feelings/thoughts. They may not go away immediately but you can take the punch out of them. I can't express how much these two methods turned my life around. I practiced them often and when I didn't even have anxiety. I can't remember the last panic I had. I can't believe I get to say that. 😘💪 Try it babies!
I listen to every episode i my car and then come home a couple days later and watch the video to really get the full effect. The dead guy continues to make me laugh on and off camera so much!!!!!
The progression of thinking about Jerry O’Connell’s career, to 311, white supremacy, then full blown panic attack sounds exactly like my brain. 😂 I love you Matt lol
What I love about this show is that Matt is very much of the belief that you catch more flies with honey, than with vinegar. Whereas Chris is more "Who the fuck wants to catch flies, just throw the vinegar at them!"
Re: one-up girl, that is a super common ADHD thing that we don’t always recognize that we’re doing, we’re just trying to relate and/or show empathy/compassion. I think it’s important to say something especially if it’s affecting your friendship(s).
I work in healthcare and one of my patients said to me today: “sorry if I’m kind of out of it, I had some Valium and Ativan for my anxiety before the MRI I just had.” Could. Not. Think of anything else except DON’T CALL ME DAUGHTER
It's so cool when Matt sings on the show, especially early in. I love hearing Matt express himself and be free and it reminds me to just keep on rollin' and live well.
Matt's voice: he has that grit that u can't teach. The more he sings the more energy the episode has. Chris's voice: obviously more range, more refined and so on. It's rad, we trust and love his singing
When we go around the table during Thanksgiving this year to say what we’re thankful for…it’s going to be Matt waiting to tell Chris this story for the first time on the podcast so we all can witness it.
Could not agree more with Chris on the baby surprise! I had my baby right before the pandemic hit and we live across the country from our families. My husband had to go on a work thing for over a month, so I went and stayed with my parents. My Dad knew I was coming home, but my Mom didn't. We simply put my daughter on top of a blanket in the living room floor with her toys so my Mom would see her as soon as she walked through the door when she got home from work. What's wild is my Mom initially saw me, but took a few seconds to process that the baby in the living room was my daughter lol. Wish I could've gotten her reaction on camera. It's the simple things🥰
Funny cuz I’ve noticed that exact thing about Jo Koy on podcasts 😂 he always tries to 1 up or undercut peoples jokes and stories like on the classic TFATK episodes. Love the guy, but hilarious to hear chris validate that perspective as a peer
Having a great time listening to a podcastOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS, days and places, but also the website that's literally your name with ALL the days and places.
Matt!!!!!!!! I cannot cope with how funny the thought of you speaking to people, and SINGING PEARL JAM??!!! and noone is stopped it, NO ONE , you were just riding the zany plane
The fact that they cheered for us and Chris said I couldn’t be sweeter actually made me cry. Big Clint was very happy to meet little Clint. I followed yalls advice. Thank you.
Congrats man! I'm glad baby Clint is healthy and home! Best wishes!
@@Gutlard thank you so much! He’s doing very well. Kicking life’s buns
Imagine Chris coming out of surgery trying to fight people and Matt with his drug cocktail singing to them lmao
They turn into each other when they’re all drugged up 😂😂😂
@@Greazy__E They just devolve into pure D'elia.
Jgg dgkkkk
Holy fuck, thabk you for that mental image!!!! Hahahaha!
@@JunkBondTrader Pure D’elia levels should be at the side of every video also should be sold on every street corner in America, no fuck it the world
Chris’ FACE during Matt’s story!!!! 😂
Chris's reaction:
"oh wow."
"oh wow."
"oh wow."
😆😂🤣💀
His face is so shocked.😯😮😦😯
Dr Jekyll, Mr. Matt
The way Matt anticipates Chris’ hot take conclusion so patiently at 33:26 is the image of brotherhood
Chris removes one of his drinks after realizing he has the same amount of drinks as Matt…something I would totally do.
HA!! Thank you!! I noticed the SAME thing
S'sneaky dude
Hahahahaha
Literally
@@SpaceGhostMars94¹@9
I wanna be on a plane with Matt serenading the passengers 🤣
Haha we all do
There’s a Matt on every flight in coach. Don’t worry about it Matt.
Also, Pretty funny how Matt’s delirious alter ego is taking on his tone deaf 90’s rocker persona from the show.
I thought it was a long shitty story
@@libertarianpunk8558 nah
@@libertarianpunk8558 I’m sorry you’re so hurt. 🥺
I fucking died at the "He's cheating!" part bro. xD
Same lmao 🤣 The way Matt was looking at Chris's reaction during the video then the long pause combined with the hand gestures, you knew he was about to say something slick
I wish someone from that flight called in for the next episode like "You know when you're on the flight and some random dude starts acting weird and scaring everyone, what should you do? Thanks for the advice!"🤣
Omg yes!! 🤣
My understanding of Matt has changed tremendously since I've started watchin this podcast.
In what way
Now I think he's the coolest man alive honestly
I would PAY actual BUCKS to see Chris dealing on the flight with Matt
Eh s'foreign
Dealing what?
@@Jimmy-es8bcI think he meant “Chris dealing with Matt”, but said it so foreignly
YES so glad the parapalegic guy is BACCKK!!! and matt and chris's reaction to the girl whose boyfriend golfs all the time made me die laughing hahahaha
Cannot stop laughing picturing Matt scream-growl-sing daughter into old ladies' faces on a plane while totally snowed over, I am srsly just cackling until I die now
Yeaaah...mental unwellness is SO HILARIOUS. 😒
"REMEMBER?!"
I’ve never seen Chris so baffled by a story
Seemed like a mix of worry and astonishment. I’d worry about my bro if he was popping random pills and blacking out. That’s a recipe for disaster. Hope Matt realizes that. Not being judgmental... I’ve got my own issues- but I like these brothers too much to see them risk it all.
This story was absolutely insane I couldn't believe it either
Matt needs Lifeline advice more than anyone 😂
Hilarious
I think he gets it. Everyone fuckin sucks and just die already ya know?
Naw dog, he's just out here living. Dude seems plenty happy.
@@King_of_Hamsters ya he knows life rips !!
I love Matt's podcast. I like the special guest he keeps having on too.
Sdeeper
Yeah Matt is awesome
I fucking love this podcast so much. Sometimes im shocked at how quickly it ends. Leaves me wanting more.
Never long enough
@@matthewjury4385 that's what my wife tells me
@@ChildishGambeaner 😂
Matt killing Chris in the fashion game with I'm assuming way less racks. There's just something about him!!!
Chris is going to wear sunglasses about this comment
Out here lookin like a San Fran Dad/hipster sportster/cool uncle just got back from holiday/longboard riding iphone user
Matt in this episode looks like a living embodiment of the cocaine molecule
I laughed so hard seeing this comment, s'funny
Wow that guy really can't stop golfing. He really really REALLY loves golfing dude. GOLFINGGGG DUUUDE
literally just checked to see if there was a new ep, perfect timing
Need to ring that bell dude 🔔
snuggle up to that noti-bell, m'baby!
aaand tickle that thumb up on your fingers way by.
This happened to me last week 💥 s’deeper
YEEEEAASSSSSSSSSSS DUDE!!
@@axelrein2493 haha i checked then the notification popped up
Chris: you have too many drinks
Literally has the same amount of drinks.
one for each mood, our boys prepared for ALL four seasons, baby
@@ho0t0w1 what? imagine how insane you would be if you only had one mood per season
thats cold baby
@@ryanstoyles7611 it was hyperboleeeeee Daddy swings moods like the earth wobbles on its axis, we aaaaaaall feel it when winter is coming 🤣
EEEEE'YESSSSSSS DUDE S'HYPOCRITE
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way.
🤣🤣
Can't read this normally without hearing matt sing it haha
This was the best episode yet! Loved the airplane story 😆
Look, I love my cult leader...but Matt is slowly becoming my favorite person alive
Matt’s delivery on “ffuck her” at 42:50 killed me 😂
The question "Why did you mow my pumpkins?" made me laugh for a good five minutes. It's so absurd.
Matt's version of oops is much more relaxed, yet just as effective as Chris's
Thank god Chris doesnt do drugs, imagine the pure carnage
Underrated comment
I have not laughed this hard in a long time, thank you for this story Matt
Watching from South Wales UK and I absolutely love your show. One of the only podcasts I watch on my main house TV all the way through.... Instead of myth busters!. You are both awesome.
Me too Brother! From Swansea, lets make friends in the comments!
You wanna go to Nando’s? 😂
Here to make friends - I’m in Bridgend! 🏴
@@Labuenavidasurf I was born in Eastbourne! Let’s make friends Ma Baby!
Chris to Matt: “Thank god you’re not famous.” Lmao
Anyone else think we should get a special episode, maybe episode 20, of ONLY updates from people that they gave advice to? There are a couple people in particular I wanna hear. Back from lol
Yes! I love this idea.
great idea actually 🌻
yes great idea
22:50 is BY FAR my favorite caller so far. Hilarious how his consciousness travels back in time to save our species. LOL.
To the mortgage guy, the question isn’t buying the house. The question is continuing with that relationship.
^^^ As a woman, I'd tell you that too.
And, that you've been long focusing on becoming a homeowner (housing is so vital), now, you can proceed 😀! It IS an exciting time of your life!! Also, doesn't make most sense to spend money on rent staying in a relationship that isn't compatible (sounds too push-pull??) until you are both ready to co-finance a home. She is entitled to you/your life (wanting more commitment/security, immediately), and that's great. You are entitled to independence of your finances and home (not dual providing for/rely on another), that is also great. Like, why spend on rings + wedding if not enough interest to co-own? She made an ultimatum to you. You made an ultimatum here. Sounds like a deal breaker, bud! Go separate ways and be awesome.
Life Rips
The good ol' benzo blackout. I've come to in places having just secured job interviews. A blue xanax pill is usually 1mg. A person with no tolerance will surely blackout from 3mg of benzodiazepines. You a good person Matt so your benzo adventures were just silly. Some people wake up dead
Wake up dead 😂
1 totem pole + a bacardi drink=very bad combo for stupid 18yr old me many moons ago, never liked or will take benzos to this day
"He's saving the world and you're just kinda singing karaoke to people on planes" omg I've listened to the plane story 3 times already and can't stop laughing
33:30 The funniest part is that we AAALLL knew exactly what Chris was going to say AAAND how exactly he was going to say it
I laughed so hard during Matt’s story and then the cherry on top was Matt singing daughters lmfao
This episode was by FAR the best episode thus far. You guys are falling into your groove, enjoying each other's company, and the question selection is finally harmonizing so well. I love you guys. Keep up the great grid work. God bless. 🫡
Love when a story exceeds expectaish.
When Chris said "BONER INDUCER!" and "LETS HAVE LUNCH!" I DIED LAUGHING
"no because what happened..." 🤣🤣🤣. I've listened to that part about 20 times lol.
Dude!! Matt’s story was funny af ! I’ve had a similar shroom trip 😂
the way that matt described his panic attacks is like if an alien was explaining what happens in your brain when you have anxiety
Chris made me freakin snort-laugh with his "time traveler" joke during the first call-in. Best of luck Confidence guy, you got this!
i love how matt stayed quiet and let chris drop the "he's cheatin" AHAHAHAH
Love how Chris told Matt he has too many drinks and the first thing I noticed was Chris has three drinks up there and always tells everyone that's too many. Then he put his water up after he said something 😂
I'm a long time fan of Chris' podcast and I've been dying to see him live, but I'm from the Philippines in a low income family. Just got a stable job recently with good pay, so I'm hoping I can save and go to the US and see you man. Thanks for all your content and comedy!
One day pare
🙋🏽♂️ 2 tips that changed my life. Please try if you are suffering with panic attacks. Please share with someone who does. I learned this from a trauma coach that led climbing/mountaineering trips for Soldier's with PTSD.
I had many panic attacks in my past. I had a breakdown 5 years ago was hospitalized and had intense periods of panic attacks. I fell apart, could not function and had to fight everyday to continue. The fear of having panics caused more panics.
#1: Seems silly but I can swear by it. Chew a couple peppercorns slowly with your front teeth. There is a chemical reaction that calms/snaps you out of the most intense aspects of a panic, i.e. illogical thought, catastrophizing. The fear may not go away but the physical reaction may and you can start to breath correctly again which turns out to be important. 😀 I carried these in a small pill vile on my key chain. Keep them where you can actually find them when needed.
#2 Also seems silly or risky but it is to tell your self to panic. When the feeling is brewing or you have an intense trigger. I would say "ok, fine, panic then, fucking do it" (you can play around, do it with an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice etc..) This ended months long cycle of panics and fear of panic. Took the wind out of the sails like my brain or whatever it is in me didn't want to play since I wasn't playing along any more. With practice you can use this for general anxiety by just saying "ok" to uncomfortable feelings/thoughts. They may not go away immediately but you can take the punch out of them.
I can't express how much these two methods turned my life around. I practiced them often and when I didn't even have anxiety.
I can't remember the last panic I had. I can't believe I get to say that. 😘💪 Try it babies!
I loved Matt telling his story in the beginning and watching Chris’s reaction had me laughing so hard. Love your energies together !!!
I listen to every episode i my car and then come home a couple days later and watch the video to really get the full effect. The dead guy continues to make me laugh on and off camera so much!!!!!
Count me 300% IN for a flight with a free Matt D'elia show
Probably the first time Chris got impressed by a story from Matt. And genuinely worried at the same time.
ahahahahah the fellow who "Dies" is easily my favorite "caller" ever, super likeable and you guys are hilaaaaaaaaaarious when you react.
Matt’s storytelling abilities are legit
did i like matt before this episode? yes. do i like him even 100 times more after this story? yes.
i anticipated the exact tone and cadence of “he’s cHEATin’” way too soon before it came out of chris’ mouth
I'm absolutely dying at Matt's blackout story 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The progression of thinking about Jerry O’Connell’s career, to 311, white supremacy, then full blown panic attack sounds exactly like my brain. 😂 I love you Matt lol
What I love about this show is that Matt is very much of the belief that you catch more flies with honey, than with vinegar.
Whereas Chris is more "Who the fuck wants to catch flies, just throw the vinegar at them!"
I knew as soon as he explained what was going on that she had given him a benzo. On top of the Ativan, it made him black in and out.
matt sounds so much more like chris in this episode than usual idk what's happening but I think I like it
Ever since Chris got his nose job their voices sound waaaay more alike
Re: one-up girl, that is a super common ADHD thing that we don’t always recognize that we’re doing, we’re just trying to relate and/or show empathy/compassion. I think it’s important to say something especially if it’s affecting your friendship(s).
woah 🤯 this actually blew my mind, bc I totally feel like this is me! I have ADHD, & I don’t think i’ve ever realized this is the exact reason
I just can't stop imagining Matt singing Daughter! :)
33:15 When Matt laughs in anticipation when he realizes Chris is winding up for some Chris shit hahah
I work in healthcare and one of my patients said to me today: “sorry if I’m kind of out of it, I had some Valium and Ativan for my anxiety before the MRI I just had.” Could. Not. Think of anything else except DON’T CALL ME DAUGHTER
Omfgggg hahaha, Chris’ face while Matt was telling his INSAAAAAANE story was amazing, holy shit Matt lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
Matt is a great dude.
I personally love when my husband golfs so I can chill by myself at home 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
We also live in Maine so it’s only a summer activity which might be different than people that live in different climates.
Literally just got a notification that my Cult T Shirts and Oops! Buttons were delivered to my house as I started this episode!!! Hell yeah dude!!
It's so cool when Matt sings on the show, especially early in. I love hearing Matt express himself and be free and it reminds me to just keep on rollin' and live well.
matt's style is so fucking good lol
I have never laughed harder. OMG Comedy Gold, I tell ya! My belly actually aches. Thank you, thank you! 🤣
Can’t wait for the videos of Matt on the plane !!!
Matt's voice: he has that grit that u can't teach. The more he sings the more energy the episode has.
Chris's voice: obviously more range, more refined and so on. It's rad, we trust and love his singing
Chris - I've never done drugs
Chris - Visits Xanny island weekly.
it's just a point two five, m'dude... its the smallest plane possible to the island.
When we go around the table during Thanksgiving this year to say what we’re thankful for…it’s going to be Matt waiting to tell Chris this story for the first time on the podcast so we all can witness it.
Could not agree more with Chris on the baby surprise! I had my baby right before the pandemic hit and we live across the country from our families. My husband had to go on a work thing for over a month, so I went and stayed with my parents. My Dad knew I was coming home, but my Mom didn't. We simply put my daughter on top of a blanket in the living room floor with her toys so my Mom would see her as soon as she walked through the door when she got home from work. What's wild is my Mom initially saw me, but took a few seconds to process that the baby in the living room was my daughter lol. Wish I could've gotten her reaction on camera. It's the simple things🥰
This is becoming one of my favourite shows
Love how they missed the dude say he was a paraplegic then roasted him
Seriously, do they not know he's in a wheelchair lol 😆 😅
He was just repeating the joke Matt and Chris made from last episode i don’t think he’s actually a paraplegic no?
Scrolled too far for this 😂
came here to say this, you can tell just by looking at the fella as well. rock on mate! power to ya man fucking rights i love the plegic commmunity
So brutal lol. I'd love to see their faces the moment they eventually find out.
Everyone should have 3 bevs: 1) for energy 2) for hydration 3) for refreshment
Matt has so much stuff in front of him! Love it!
I heard the Renner sound effect in my head when Matt declared the moral of the story is he was two people.
Funny cuz I’ve noticed that exact thing about Jo Koy on podcasts 😂 he always tries to 1 up or undercut peoples jokes and stories like on the classic TFATK episodes. Love the guy, but hilarious to hear chris validate that perspective as a peer
Omg, Matt you are definitely famous and thank you for your story.
I sure love to hear Matt sing!! (And I’m not just saying this to piss off Chris)
I would’ve yelled out to Matt “Machinehead!”
Having a great time listening to a podcastOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS, days and places, but also the website that's literally your name with ALL the days and places.
Matt you gotta switch out a few coffees for decaf or even tea. Lmao!
Epic story Matt.
Thanks guys for sharing it 😎
Matt!!!!!!!! I cannot cope with how funny the thought of you speaking to people, and SINGING PEARL JAM??!!! and noone is stopped it, NO ONE , you were just riding the zany plane
I’m 3 days sober, life rips.
Hell yea ! Thats awesome keep kicking ass you got this !!
Chris and Matt, "Super Coma Heroes", saving the world everyday. I owe my life to them.
Chris saying wow during matt's plane story was giving me flashbacks to Chank Smith's Sunday song
MATTS PILL STORY COULD BE ANIMATED ON COMEDY CENTRAL TALES FROM THE TRIP
They missed an opportunity when they didn't call this episode Weird Alprazolam 😂
24:43 chirs actin like the dude that stops mid sentence had me dead
Matt’s black out plane story has me rolling 😂
Matt on Xanny island on an airplane full of nice Canadians is the greatest story I’ve ever heard in my entire life
Not him singing the song AT the woman 🤣🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣