Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (Part 3/5)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @miguelmartindeandrade2306
    @miguelmartindeandrade2306 Год назад +10

    No matter how bad your day was, watching this makes it so much better! Fantastic 🤣

  • @Rockwildon
    @Rockwildon 13 лет назад +4

    Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

  • @imthetank3
    @imthetank3 13 лет назад +5

    this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

  • @eme1one
    @eme1one 6 лет назад +3

    Seinfeld's delivery is so *PRO*. The bits are all, glorified dad jokes, but still timeless.

  • @mayormc
    @mayormc 8 месяцев назад +2

    He's still got it.

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 13 лет назад +9

    "But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

  • @Doctorshahvlogs
    @Doctorshahvlogs 8 лет назад +11

    Man is a genius! HAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @scar0134
    @scar0134 12 лет назад +5

    "I love you...but i do feel the need to see other people"
    great quote, used it to break up with my girlfriend lol

  • @ilikevines
    @ilikevines 12 лет назад +13

    To the people complaining about the lack of new material the idea of this show was he was revisiting all his classic material 'for the last time' as he was finishing the show and his stand up career.

  • @emeraldstream
    @emeraldstream 13 лет назад +5

    'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

  • @darkangelzephyron
    @darkangelzephyron 12 лет назад +1

    "Well they are all the same, might as well dress them all the same!" LOOL

  • @Axl207
    @Axl207 13 лет назад +2

    he be good one to make em laffin

  • @mkjmstl1
    @mkjmstl1 12 лет назад +1

    10 people are waiting in the waiting room with their pant around their ankles

  • @whitejerryrice02
    @whitejerryrice02 12 лет назад

    at 9:05 most realistic car noise ever

  • @Razzics
    @Razzics 12 лет назад +1

    He hasn't done stand up for a while, and most comics agree that it's NOT like riding a bike. You lose the ability to control the energy of a room after a while. The game has changed, and the hype would be immense if he started working on new material. Hype that even a king like Jerry would have a hard time living up to.
    However... I totally agree. He and Eddie Murphy should do stand up again.

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic 11 лет назад

    5:29 great moment!

  • @jerico641
    @jerico641 12 лет назад +6

    I thought all women knew about the Superhero thing; while I was married (for 21 whole years, until my wife apparently came to her senses), I used to tell her all the time about how I wanted to be Superman, Spider Man, Zorro, Indiana Jones. She would just say "I know you do, honey", and pat me on the head or something. This went on until I was 47, by which time, the costumes at Halloween (or sometimes just a slow Saturday) were apparently becoming too much for her. Well, among other things.

    • @lucywho8311
      @lucywho8311 5 лет назад

      A lot of girls actually go through that too😂 Making up their own characters since there aren't many female superheros

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru Год назад

      @@lucywho8311 wrong;,

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 лет назад

    Did you read the title? Did you see the intro?
    It's supposed to be old jokes, the ones that he likes and people enjoy because HIS TELLING US FOR THE LAST TIME.

  • @G3M333
    @G3M333 13 лет назад

    @VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

  • @rjm112211
    @rjm112211 12 лет назад

    "Dont' tell em!"

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 12 лет назад

    Does anyone know the name of that new thing he's doing with Michael Richards aka Kramor Cosmo

  • @AlphaJman
    @AlphaJman 10 лет назад +2

    I don't get that either
    My mom can give birth twice
    But faints at the sight of a roach

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 13 лет назад

    @VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

  • @TheSvantini
    @TheSvantini 13 лет назад

    @kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox Год назад

    No one:
    Jerry Seinfeld: "I'll tell you what I think about Chinese people"

  • @thiefaura
    @thiefaura 13 лет назад

    @VILEseason
    Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

  • @staestanks
    @staestanks 13 лет назад

    how old is this?

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 13 лет назад +1

    someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

  • @crocodylus73
    @crocodylus73 12 лет назад

    Hennigan's in the glass?

  • @hussain17dec
    @hussain17dec 12 лет назад

    Do you mean 13:25 ?

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 12 лет назад

    what do you mean?

  •  13 лет назад

    @VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

  • @howie835
    @howie835 12 лет назад

    @VILEseason cause hes telling them.......for the last time :D

  • @RainerComedy13
    @RainerComedy13 12 лет назад

    Because that was the very last time he would perform.

  • @Mosquito180
    @Mosquito180 13 лет назад

    @VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

  • @StasKan87
    @StasKan87 12 лет назад

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 лет назад

    Bloody hell who referred to him as a filthy jew? Certainly not me, I love the guy.
    I was trying to imply the whole "if it ain't broke don't fix it", besides you should check out the vid with him, ricky gervais, chris rock and louis ck for his reasoning behind not doing new material.
    And of course he has more money than me, he had one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Are you outing yourself as a horrific racist? What the hell??

  • @Philhouse21
    @Philhouse21 12 лет назад

    Because there is always to many people in his apartment to get any real work done

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 лет назад

    He's***
    Misspelled, sorry

  • @TheCommander454
    @TheCommander454 11 лет назад

    7:07

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 12 лет назад +2

    comedians in cars?.....

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 лет назад

    @VILEseason Because he's Jewish and the material still sells?

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 12 лет назад

    Why you no write any jokes at all?

  • @SoCalDualSport
    @SoCalDualSport 13 лет назад

    I love being first to comment. You are second.

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 12 лет назад

    Kramer

  • @VILEseason
    @VILEseason 13 лет назад

    WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries 12 лет назад

    ;)

  • @shinigamiryuk
    @shinigamiryuk 12 лет назад

    HE'S TELLING THESE FOR THE LAST TIME
    But it kind of odd he's telling jokes that were on his show. You'd think that would be how 99% of the people here has heard of him.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 7 лет назад +4

      thus that is why he's telling you for the last time lol cause you've already heard them....lol

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom 12 лет назад

    What horrible comments to be rated top...

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 12 лет назад

    hahah nice grammar. but true. He's a taurus, like Leno, funny guy but lack ideas in the long run.

  • @TheFalzox
    @TheFalzox 12 лет назад

    Because he isn't a comedian and doesn't do it for a living.

  • @AgainFilms
    @AgainFilms 12 лет назад

    jew