The thing I like most about Jerry is he does not take cheap shots and does not swear , Today comedians seems to think that talking about sex and swearing every 15 seconds is some how funny
now THAT's what comedy is supposed to be, not a single "F" word, but still quality. Man I miss those days when its was all about "quality" rather than "shock value".
You can actually drink milk up to 1 week after the expiration date and it should be fine, if you stored it in a closed container in a fridge....just fyi :)
It's funny but the Halloween candy part made me realize how naive we were when the boy went in the street in ridiculous oufits, thinking awwwwwww isn't he cute. No problem, he could have gone naked or as a fucking platypus. CANDY that's why
What I was saying was, that swearing and sexual references can be some times be offensive , real test of ay comedic act would be that people of all ages and persuasions enjoy it. Some of the most brilliant comedians which enjoyed long carriers never used profanities, or very little the most
Sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Humor is a matter of personal taste. And although I don't know that this is your stance, it occurs to me that there is nothing intrinsically harmful or immoral about swearing, so it seems odd when people are offended because of it.
Yeah, just like Kat Williams. I mean, that man swears so much it borders on mind-boggling. That's not to say he's not an enjoyable stand-up comic, because he is, but he's still kind of amateurish.
Jerry is such a smart man. kids .......... everything is UP, Grown-ups ............. everything is DOWN.
LOL! He’s one of the best things to happen to anyone born from the mid-70’s on.
I just realized watching Seinfeld is like playing Nintendo games. No blood, no gore, no swearing, all fun! Makes you feel like a kid again.
he's one of the best comedians of all time and his material is as clean as a whistle, that's the true mark of talent.
Lmfao😄 nah listen to the real one on cd he says goddam at least twice
'I can wear that.'
Such an awesome joke.
Really great stuff. He's spot on funny here.
the "o'henry" drop is the best jerry the best
I always loved that Jerry laughs at his own jokes, that always cracks me up.
The bit about parents vs kids is so perfect as a 35 year old.
The thing I like most about Jerry is he does not take cheap shots and does not swear , Today comedians seems to think that talking about sex and swearing every 15 seconds is some how funny
Good stuff at 4:00 up and down. Master of delivery.
now THAT's what comedy is supposed to be, not a single "F" word, but still quality. Man I miss those days when its was all about "quality" rather than "shock value".
This is clever comedy! No can do it. Hilarious
Watching a genius at work
best joke was the milk experation joke! 'cows tip them off while them getting milked" xD
Can't wait to have kids to tell them "put that down" in that tone
I'll be here all week!
Hahahilarious! I love him he is so funny!
so true , i feel like a kid watching but in a good way :)
He’s SO Right about Florida!
He is a genius
I like comedy you don't have to think about too much. For example, puke. That's gold!
Best bit with the milk! maybe the cows tip'm off when there milkin them.
We had to watch this in language arts for our unit on comedy then write an essay about it.
Literally what I'm doing right now
WHY?
lol do you still have your essay?
@@yaminajaffri7905 Turned it in day before yesterday lol
3:43 hahaha so true, those things used to break on me so much, i remember just growing a bit in a few weeks and the band snapped
"Ptew! That's gotta stop!" xD
Very good comedy...props Jim
Well I'm sure Seinfeld read your post and went "OMG my bit! its wrong!"
The milk thing is so damn true.
ahhh this is so funny! if only superman actually had a mask...lol
i wish they were in order :(
wow the cleanest comedy! still great though
they made a book about the halloween routine. it's pretty good.
14 people are stupid enough to think they actually are Superman, but smart enough to check that box before jumping off the roof.
12:07 who else imagined fat cat licking milk like crazy ?
Genius..
July 13... lol
Does Superman even wear a mask? Lol
Watched this in 2012
Clean...
Hah! 0 dislikes. No one even dares.
around 7:00 it goes crazy.
@Oceandreams705 I think he means a Superman mask. You know, with the face of Superman on it.
14:59 = Jerry is a 'prop comic'!!!!!!
this shit is still relevant today.
yes, clean comedy. it's awesome!! still seems very rehearsed though. the audio CD delivery was more natural and funny.
This comedy is so clean! Is that why it doesn't work?
ZZZZzzzzzz
Hello... newman
one Payday Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Miss Honey behind the PowerHouse on 5th Ave to feel her Mounds which was an Almound Joy
I hate to be THAT guy, but why does Superman have a mask?!
without the mask you're just Superboy
Simplemente me es imposible ir al supermercado y no acordarme de esto:
(7:50 - 10:00)
Today is July 3rd.
stops at 7:29
Lol i just saw that episode
The melons aren't humping, are they?
Who was the father?
Here's a joke! Jerry Seinfeld's a comedian!
is he kidding? circus peanuts are great!
You can actually drink milk up to 1 week after the expiration date and it should be fine, if you stored it in a closed container in a fridge....just fyi :)
12:30 he said goddamn! how offensive
all this stuff is pretty stuff from his show
I had a kid at 15..
It's funny but the Halloween candy part made me realize how naive we were when the boy went in the street in ridiculous oufits, thinking awwwwwww isn't he cute. No problem, he could have gone naked or as a fucking platypus. CANDY that's why
lmao
July 3rd........
What I was saying was, that swearing and sexual references can be some times be offensive , real test of ay comedic act would be that people of all ages and persuasions enjoy it. Some of the most brilliant comedians which enjoyed long carriers never used profanities, or very little the most
lol Jerry is obsessed with superman.
lol i get it
Sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Humor is a matter of personal taste. And although I don't know that this is your stance, it occurs to me that there is nothing intrinsically harmful or immoral about swearing, so it seems odd when people are offended because of it.
I love being the first to comment.
why does a superman costume have a mask?
Me bro. Good try tho
newman did another account and disliked again
Yeah, just like Kat Williams. I mean, that man swears so much it borders on mind-boggling. That's not to say he's not an enjoyable stand-up comic, because he is, but he's still kind of amateurish.
and who ate this so hard that it became overated?
Hey, that wasn't funny... I know Jerry Seinfeld is on-stage but that's no excuse for you to make such lame posts.
overated
Why is everybody so impressed with this guy?? I've seen better
*REALLY* SHITTY QUALITY. ONLY REFRAINING FROM DISLIKING BECAUSE OF THE EPIC 0 DISLIKES.
KEVIN HART IS BETTER WHO AGREES??
LOL! He’s one of the best things to happen to anyone born from the mid-70’s on.
The melons aren't humping, are they?