Jerry Seinfeld's Had Enough of Phone Calls | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2020
- Texting is everyone's obsession. But were phone calls ever that good anyway?
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"Your face is the worst news I've had all day." Jerry is so savage lol
The only professional comedian that says clean jokes....makes people laugh... Jerry Seinfeld...you are a legendary..my favourite standup comedian of all time.
That last punchline was greatly executed
shoutout to this guy working for jerry, knowing this is a bomb from the start
Dude is still polished man. Absolute master. Clean, funny, relatable, and none of us could’ve ever said it better.
Yes. You can also tell that's he's altered his style to a more aggressive approach than his 1990s routine.
I still think one of the simplest, funniest lines of his was "why are there two pop tarts in the package? One's not enough and three's too many, that's why."
It's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Nice
He's finally transitioned into the tech inefficient Dad we always knew he would be and I'm pretty okay with that to be honest.
hes a funny f*** lmao
Do people really not find him funny? His observational humor is timeless. His setups are incredible. His content is applicable to anyone between the ages of 15 and 85, hardly anything off-putting or inappropriate or political. My all time favorite.
You might need to define 'funny.' This piece was an interesting piece of anthropology, and I enjoyed it, but laugh out loud funny? Not even close. That said, I don't click on a Seinfeld skit for the laughs. I click because it's thought-provoking. In a delightful way.
We find him funny at our house. Our son was born after the last episode of Seinfeld was aired, and he finds it hilarious today. I think you have to have a certain kind of sense of humor to "get" Jerry, and we do.
Is this sarcastic ...
hes not roasting anyone, throwing shade or picking controversial topics and people find that boring in this day and age, because everything has to be EXTREME to be relevant.
Seinfeld is the toast of comedy. It is so bland and pure that there's no reason not to like it, but having it for breakfast, lunch and dinner might not be the best idea.
Jerry looks great for 65
Yep. That's what happens when you drink adrenochrome and child's blood. You don't get a name in show business without some satanic blood drinking rituals. That's why MANY celebs and stars age amazing well compared to normal people their age
@@sanjayw9878 Yes! Their excuses that they just "drink lots of water and moisturize my skin" like Jennifer Lopez says is the reason she looks so young are obvious lies.
@@matthewh6474 Yeah man they always say some dumb shit exactly like that, implying it's cause they take care of themselves.. and all the men with full heads of hair in their old age lmao give me a break
Clean comedy very hard to find in today’s times.....glad Seinfeld is still using it.
eh. it gets boring tbh, would not be able to watch a whole special
@@chomuaru i like it ... better than all those jokes involving use of Race, Language, sexually explicit ones etc..man after a while you feel like what garbage am i listening to?
non clean comedy is fucking shameful
@@JammastaJ23 fuck clean comedy dirty comedy is where it’s at old person
Bro i clicked on this thinking it was gilbert godfrey in the thumbnail
It's gold Jerry, gold!
Whenever Seinfeld is in a video, some people feel obligated to comment that he’s never been funny. Why do they watch the video? Masochists? Do they have a long held grudge and have made it their life’s mission to berate Seinfeld? Very weird but amusingly dumb.
They do the same thing with Kevin Hart when they see another funny black comedian.
Or Andrew Dice Clay appearing on shows and getting blasted for being super famous, then less famous.
I'm not a fan but I'll still watch the clips. Mostly I just want to be pleasantly surprised.
I’m one of those people, none of his stuff has really made me laugh but I still try to watch his stuff because I want to enjoy it so badly. I feel like I’m really missing out on something but I just can’t get into it no matter how hard I try.
🤣 excellent observation. I've always wondered that stuff myself on this app. It's like old ppl lookin' out their windows for stuff to call and complain about. Get a real hobby!
Jerry surgically mastered comedy.
JERRY IS KING 👑 OF MAKING MANDAUNE TOPICS INTO JOKES.❤ "Want some human contact but had it up to here with people, try text." 😂🤣 Jerry is right. text came out of nowhere. It felt like we didn't have it, and now we do. 🤯 I remember dial-up before WiFi, but text just came into our lives along with cellphones. 🤔 😮
I love Jerry’s humor! 😅
This is just a different style of comedy, if you can't appreciate it, you don't know how incredible his setups are... great comedy.
@Fight TheMan 👍
The best part was the next video
From other people’s comments I feel that liking this must be similar to appreciating a blk & wht movie. Only old people can appreciate it. I’m old. I loved it.
@Fight TheMan It appears you have no appreciation for punctuation, either
@@smithdawn1 I understand your point but I'm young and 12 angry man is my favorite
"Your face is the worst news I've had all day" LOL
Ha ha funniest shit i've never heard ...
...for some reason, I can't stop watching his stand-up...
same
Maybe you are both e-di0ts ?
E diots ?
I remember texting being a big deal when cellphones first hit the scene. It was the main reason I wanted one, to send sweet ass texts.
but ten cents a text haaaa
I watched the whole show on Netflix. It is brilliant.
Eh, I liked it... I didn't double over with laughter or anything but I was highly amused throughout
@Fight TheMan it's nice
@Fight TheMan You appear to be somewhat upset. This is the very _nature_ of Seinfeld's approach to humor going back like 40 years now...
@@ericf91 I do
I always watch Jerry Seinfeld on an empty stomach 😂
The comedy genius that discovers texting related joke opportunities in 2020, those are some lightning speed observations, wait till he discovers some other novelties like myspace an yahoo
This is comedy gold. Gold I tell ya. GOLD! Nuggets as big as ya fist! Peace out Seacrest!
He's the greatest and funniest comedian of them all.
IDK I enjoyed it. Not the funniest, but it made me smile. :)
JSYK your comment... I didn't enjoy it really. Not funny at all, in all honesty I find it quite redundant. :/
It's strange but I agree and then it's ok as well since it's Jerry, which made it funnier that it is. It's the way he delivers these low jokes...
Key word.. “smile” not laugh... he’s a old washed up hack now
too many kids in here
@@olyuppi7331 old washed up hack who has a Netflix deal, a new book, a talk show(cars and coffee) and pre-COVID when we can have touring and audiences, sells out dates easily. You may not like him at all or get his humor-all well and good, but you have no idea the definition of washed up hack.
This my first time hearing him do standup I only know him from bee movie and the “get aload of this guy” memes 😂
He’s THE master comedian; the single best comedian -a true genius.
Just a shame he isn’t funny.
@@OLBK who-Jerry? Now THAT’s funny 😆
@@johnhoey7717 I also think so. I loved his stuff when I was about ten years old. And it still makes me sad I can’t find him funny now.
@@OLBK have you watched “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?” By far it’s the funniest work he has ever done.
@@johnhoey7717 I have seen a fair few and enjoyed the ones with Christopher Waltz and Don Rickles and some other episodes.
The three little bots 😂 •••
Omg he is soo clever! Fabulous the best!
😂 no pun intended
He's one of the best I was happy to see this
The face thing is very true lmao
There were a few moments where I blew air out of my nose and smiled a bit.
@J K calm down child. I didn't say it wasn't funny. It was humourous but no laugh out loud moments. I enjoyed it.
@@pigzwigz8318 I think what some of us are thinking, though, is, all these folks saying "yeah, ok.. but I didn't laugh out loud", if someone went on that stage, stood there for a second, and then farted like a sonic boom, all of these folks here would _unquestionably_ have laughed out loud, and moved on to the next video having felt like they had a much more positive experience.
God bless him I love his comedy....
Killed it😂
I mean, how can anybody not like him?
I don’t care what others think. I love Jerry Seinfeld. His comedy is a riot.
😂”never mind”
As soon as text messages was a thing I was done with talking on the phone
Loool a master in his finest!
There used to be a GREAT clip of him doing standup on I believe it was Letterman, back when cellphones first started becoming popular. It was hilarious he was talking about *69 and said "that's the number THEY PICKED for this thing? There were no other numbers available? You mean to tell me there's not one single person working at the phone company that went to junior high?" 😂
I've always enjoyed his comedy.
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
😂😂😂 he’s hilarious
Seinfeld fans love to comment on how funny he they also like to compliment themselves on how they can appreciate his humor.
Like Andy Kaufman , you have to completely buy into Jerry and his act. When you do …it is pure gold and one of the greatest comic routines and personalities of all time.
I love it.
Best delivery of any comedian. Ever.
He’s so spot on.
Love Jerry! One of the Best Comedians of All Time!
Jerry is great, I’m just remembering how cool he was in his mid-30s, with that slightly supercilious attitude…he was awesome, just super hip
Man is a legend of the game 😂😂
I loved watching Seinfeld in the day a long time ago, it's still relevant amen
You can even believe naming it Android is sufficient to win in every universe for technology
Hilarious. Love ya Jerry!!
One of the best ever!
First time somebody told me they were getting a text, I thought it was some kind of magic that I probably can't do.
You can even time travel now.
As someone else commented, the full show is on Netflix and it is brilliant.
Im 50 and I hate texting, yet this was funny and I enjoyed it !
"JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!"
😂😂😂
He keeps getting BETTER!
For someone who never was crazy about his standup this is a great bit
I feel the same way. Some vendor will leave a message on my phone and say in a meeting later "why didn't you respond to my message"?
"Because it's not 1920" is my response.
❤ Jerry
Good Lord people saying it wasn't that funny I thought it was drop dead hilarious I guess they just don't understand it...
Finally found a bit from Seinfeld that made me laugh (the last joke).
Jerry great memories bro
he's the best for a reason
Hilarious!!!
Not one expletive.
*And not one funny moment-Killed it- broke the records*
LOL at "faces come up to you" and starts making those stupid faces.
As a customer of Cingular, I was able to text as early as 1998, they sent me weather updates and other stuff thru text, and it was free, but as it got popular, they started charging for text and I was grandfathered into free texts and never had to pay, but then in 2003 Texting exploded!!!! For years I kept asking people if they texted, nope, not until 2003!
Low key, I miss having hours long phone calls with my friends as a kid.
Always good.
Yeesh! I don't think it's necessary to stop at "k" or "ty" either but I don't get onstage and gripe about it! 🤗
That's exactly it.
A classic, "Never mind"🚶🏽♂️
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
👏👏👏
Ty Jerry
The best...
Waiting for the people to tell me how this is great comedy and I just don't know how to appreciate it
I laughed to the last punchline, at least
why he's the best
For the comments saying “If you don’t think Jerry’s funny, why do you watch the video”. My answer to that question is “To check if he’s still Unfunny and Annoying, then I see he’s still Unfunny and Annoying and move on” I’m a KRAMER Fan 😎
All the best
True but useless history: when cell phones first came out, they had a button pad copied from an old landline. You could text with that - I did it - but you had to press the button several times to cycle through the options. For example, the "2" button has the options "a b c". You had to press it three times to cycle through to "c". Rather slow, but there it was!
Yeah I had a flip phone like that and texting was a huge pain 😂😂😂
He’s a genius it’s Smart humour
Class
What watch is he wearing? 2:30?
Hmm
Nicely done
Hi it's Ben kerr, I always love your great mastery over everyday life situations, I'm good
You have a heart and soul ...not your problem, tobacco in Australia is a joke
He is a soul survivor..
K, that's my kind of humor. 👍🏾🔥
😈👼🏾
To believe that this billionaire is charging over $400 for tickets, with the cheapest seats being $250 is nothing short of a joke. I'm almost regret the data I wasted playing this man's content.
It's called capitalism. If there was no capitalism we wouldn't know who he is.
Well, I do remember a couple of first-time occasions someone got a text from me. (Like probably a first from anyone ever. Shut up. I am NOT old.) Once the recipients later had to ask me how they were supposed to know who it was from. They didn't know to scroll down.
Once a family that sounded Luddite had no idea what to make of it, like maybe I had hacked their daughter's phone to make messages appear. 🤣
But as to first time I ever used SMS? Couldn't tell ya.
Pagers came before text.... You call someone, if they miss the call and have a paging service, the paging service answers the call and asks you what you'd like to put as the text message in a few words ~50 characters.
All I see in my mind when I hear his voice is barry benson from bee movie
👍👏
“Why do people have cell phones?” “Who are these people? And why do they have such annoying ringtones?”
Funniest
I feel like I'm watching a too-old-to-be-in-touch dad tell really good 15 year old material. and im for it
WHERE IS THE BILLY EICHNER COMEDY SPECIAL NETFLIX?????????????? i need it