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  • (Original airdate: 12/19/09) Jerry Seinfeld jokes about going to the gym, sitting down, and cremation.
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  • @delacruztaylor
    @delacruztaylor 3 года назад +187

    "That's Gold Jerry, Gold!"

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 3 года назад +130

    “If you win a Silver Medal, that’s like saying ‘Congratulations youuuu almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You’re the number one loser. ‘“

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 3 года назад +10

      “nobody lost ahead of you”

    • @berndwolff2389
      @berndwolff2389 3 года назад +1

      Silver medals always make me think of Family Guy, when they are talking about Peter's high school crush and he tells his wife "but now I have you, my silver medal!"

    • @mooneulogy8717
      @mooneulogy8717 3 года назад

      probably the most unoriginal take ever. ricky bobbys dad said that back in 78.

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 3 года назад +63

    Not sure when it became cool to hate on jerry seinfeld (a while ago now), but no one with at least half a brain can deny that his comedy is unique, timeless, relatable, and honestly hilarious.

    • @jessewhite9638
      @jessewhite9638 2 года назад +7

      He's been a little snobby in the past. Like regular person snobby but when a celebrity does it, people look down on it

    • @TORTLESSS
      @TORTLESSS 2 года назад +3

      Usually it just seems like it comes from miserable people. People who can’t relate to minute details of social relationships that jerry talks about because they dont have good friends/family.

    • @chasmai8423
      @chasmai8423 2 года назад +2

      PC culture tried to cancel him because the Seinfeld show had an all white show, he hasn't actually done anything wrong and is still a comedy legend

  • @BR-to2nk
    @BR-to2nk 6 месяцев назад +3

    I really love his material. We laugh and its the simplest subject, no cursingg, no perverted jokes -- just chairs
    Brilliant

  • @raffin2040
    @raffin2040 4 месяца назад +2

    Norm Macdonald had a deathbed bit just like this lol. RIP Norm, one of the greats. 💔🙏🏼

  • @annanyajohari555
    @annanyajohari555 3 года назад +49

    so early Seinfeld isn't even siding with Leno yet

    • @Nothing_Israel
      @Nothing_Israel 3 года назад +11

      His ass sided with Leno??

    • @nikhilbhandarkar7226
      @nikhilbhandarkar7226 3 года назад +6

      @@Nothing_Israel Famously. He basically said Conan was being "Overdramatic".

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад

      Yup. I looked it up. He asked why Conan was "so offended" and literally said "who cares!" What an ass.

    • @Nothing_Israel
      @Nothing_Israel 3 года назад +2

      @@DoctorFurioso
      I love the show Seinfeld but the comedian himself has seemed like an egomaniac and shitty person for a while - plus for a guy who seems to base his entire self worth on his being a stand up, he isn’t a very funny stand up.
      So I have to assume Larry David was the genius that made the Seinfeld show as good as it was.

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад +6

      Incidentally, he's one of those boomer comics that's not popular anymore and blames it on millennials being "offended" as though Larry David's not, you know, universally beloved.

  • @PaulJacobsComedy
    @PaulJacobsComedy 3 года назад +12

    *Chairy* Seinfeld

  • @K8319M
    @K8319M 3 года назад +44

    all seinfelds material sounds like its from 1992

    • @thenostalgiabusiness
      @thenostalgiabusiness 3 года назад +12

      There's a Comedians in Cars episode where he admits he only changes out a tiny bit of his material each year, so chances are, some of it actually is from 1992.

    • @raidwipe
      @raidwipe 3 года назад +3

      yup, dated comedian

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 года назад +4

      Dated but probably the wealthiest comedian in history

    • @christopheranderson6831
      @christopheranderson6831 2 года назад

      It’s still funny … but yeah it’s pretty dated

  • @ElNino2993
    @ElNino2993 3 года назад +27

    I have been watching Seinfeld on repeat these last few weeks and my word, Jerry's still got his style and charisma from the stand up bits present in the show nearly 30 years ago.

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 3 года назад +4

      This is from 2009.

    • @denislemieux4915
      @denislemieux4915 3 года назад

      He's always working on something. Always working on stuff.

    • @leoalcaraz6153
      @leoalcaraz6153 3 года назад +2

      This is the most outdated type of comedy there is he might as well be saying knock knock jokes

    • @ElNino2993
      @ElNino2993 3 года назад +1

      @@xploration1437 Yeah I realized that later. Didn't think anyone would come across my comment so did not bother correcting it.

    • @epicon6
      @epicon6 9 месяцев назад

      I wish Seinfeld show was still going

  • @adamdesanti6713
    @adamdesanti6713 Месяц назад +1

    The chair, death-bed and cremation bits are totally solid. I read Jerry's "Is This Anything?" book that has material over 5 decades, and this wasn't included in his post-Seinfeld material. It should have been. His 00's-10's stuff in the book I found to be a little bitter/mean-spirited. Understandably though, when you're hungry and on the rise it's joyous (70's-80's-90's). When you're a jaded billionaire, a little less so.

  • @justinmraap
    @justinmraap 3 года назад +25

    The original airdate in the description can't be right. Wasn't Conan doing The Tonight Show in Dec '09?
    Edit: It's a typo. It should say "02/19/09"

    • @martynbirdem189
      @martynbirdem189 3 года назад

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  • @danedeandrade
    @danedeandrade 3 года назад +8

    genius! the part about killing someone reminded me of elaine benes wanting to kill the phone guy ahahah

  • @clarkwayne708
    @clarkwayne708 5 месяцев назад +1

    Best stand-up bit in the 21st centuries late night shows.

  • @ZicoPestalozzi
    @ZicoPestalozzi 3 года назад

    I could've swore that I've seen this clip, but i could be wrong. I'm just happy to see clip from Team Coco.

  • @ariesmars29
    @ariesmars29 3 года назад +2

    Jerry, you're the BEST!

  • @shivangchaturvedi237
    @shivangchaturvedi237 3 года назад +1

    Awesome 😂

  • @situationit
    @situationit 3 года назад +2

    Thank you Jerry.!!!!

  • @capitalme4
    @capitalme4 3 года назад +5

    one of the few comedians who stood behind leno in the tonight show fiasco

  • @kwesibruno
    @kwesibruno 3 года назад

    Great set

  • @joseapsantos3633
    @joseapsantos3633 3 года назад +3

    Boa noite, um belo show de diversão maravilhosa. Adorei o vídeo.

  • @H3llb0und
    @H3llb0und 3 года назад +3

    I want that Dethklok radio, it only plays Death Metal \m/

  • @squaretriangle9208
    @squaretriangle9208 22 дня назад

    I like his stand up because it's human observation at its best😊

  • @spiritualityjuice
    @spiritualityjuice 3 года назад

    Team Coco for life

  • @mysticstylez5854
    @mysticstylez5854 3 года назад +5

    Lmfao the random thoughts about randomly killing someone is so true.
    Makes me feel normal now knowing im not the only one 🤣

  • @mjproebstle
    @mjproebstle 3 года назад +6

    Jerry is the comfy sweater of comedy. Come in, sit right down, get relaxed and snuggled up in that emotional cardigan of comedy. Cheers!

  • @triple1
    @triple1 3 года назад +7

    - I was gonna go to gym today but i did not go.
    Audience: BWAHAHAHAHA

  • @susanlisson7066
    @susanlisson7066 3 года назад +4

    Still got it! 😂👌🏽

  • @qoheletalfonsopetrellese3166
    @qoheletalfonsopetrellese3166 3 года назад +3

    4:04 That joke and the crazy thoughts routine reminded me a lot a Jim Carrey's routine, but I can't recall its name
    EDIT: I got it, the show was "Unnatural act"

  • @MyYTaccountName
    @MyYTaccountName 2 года назад

    Hilarious.

  • @windowsxp0
    @windowsxp0 3 года назад +1

    I feel like his german synchro voice is so mich better and fits him way better

  • @marcaoutar2713
    @marcaoutar2713 3 года назад

    The mugs round

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад +9

    Nobody does a tight five like Jerry

    • @DanielBoonelight
      @DanielBoonelight 3 года назад +2

      thank god. they're mostly just cute. laughing to be polite, if at all. not with people?- lucky if he gets a smile. i'm glad he's part of our cultural history mostly for the show. but beyond that, he doesn't live up to his smugness. the great comedians make me crack up, involuntarily clap, sides tighten, bowl over. jerry is observationally fun. cute is probably the best word.

  • @ramyhardwick2733
    @ramyhardwick2733 9 месяцев назад

    Jerry is funny, full stop!

  • @MarkMcLT
    @MarkMcLT 3 года назад +21

    The homicide fantasy bit is very reminiscent of Bill Burr's bit on the same subject. Though of course Bill is more into mass murder.

    • @mesambor4693
      @mesambor4693 3 года назад +4

      swerve that wheel until your cars on the side walk

    • @MarkMcLT
      @MarkMcLT 3 года назад +1

      @@mesambor4693 that's the one :)

    • @justin_your_cousin9273
      @justin_your_cousin9273 3 года назад

      "If" is the most powerful 2 letter word

    • @martynbirdem189
      @martynbirdem189 3 года назад

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  • @louisschorpp
    @louisschorpp 3 года назад +14

    I can’t stop watching his teeth

  • @JustCallmeScratch
    @JustCallmeScratch Месяц назад

    I like simple-minded comedy that you don’t have to think too much about.

  • @ajwalsh2856
    @ajwalsh2856 2 года назад

    🐐

  • @appsjedi4190
    @appsjedi4190 3 года назад +2

    Classic 🔥😭

  • @windowsxp0
    @windowsxp0 3 года назад

    4 hours ago? Wow!

  • @dr.sunilmulgund9406
    @dr.sunilmulgund9406 3 года назад

    "Classic Jerry"

  • @TheErik249
    @TheErik249 4 месяца назад

    I love Jerry Seinfeld.
    He will always be THE BEST.

  • @shellygoodin8993
    @shellygoodin8993 3 года назад

    💯👏

  • @aengusk3313
    @aengusk3313 3 года назад +9

    is this channel gonna be kept alive?

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 3 года назад +5

      Looks like it.

    • @grokeffer6226
      @grokeffer6226 3 года назад +5

      Yes I think so. It generates a little bit of income and would tend to promote Mr. O'Brian's new show.

    • @johnavernia1026
      @johnavernia1026 3 года назад

      I see no reason to close it. His new show is coming up. And he still has his podcast. He could even shoot more remotes, without any show, and post it here.

  • @danielfaller5617
    @danielfaller5617 3 года назад +3

    John Mulaney is similar a lot of the times

  • @gracieambrosio4967
    @gracieambrosio4967 3 года назад +1

    It's funny that in one of Seinfeld's episode on Netflix of " comedians in cars getting coffee" with Chris rock , both were talking about what Jay Leno did to Conan and they backed up with Leno.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 3 года назад

      Do you mean they sided with Leno? Did they explain why?

    • @MsJovi102
      @MsJovi102 3 года назад +3

      😱😱😱 that's crazy they sided with Leno. Conan was wrongfully treated.

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад

      Yup. NBC very clearly breached contract and Conan got a US$45 million out of court settlement. Seinfeld and Rock "siding with Leno" is, in that light, totally personal and nothing to do with their opinions on contract law. I can see why neither was invited to be on his new show.

    • @slomofome14
      @slomofome14 3 года назад +2

      @Scott Krukowski Yeah I LOVE Conan's show, but that was the most first world problem ever

  • @JARofSacredHearts1111
    @JARofSacredHearts1111 3 года назад

    "A giddyup!!!", Jerome...💚🌈🔥🌬🌠🌱🤩🤣😎8;)

  • @rmoon01
    @rmoon01 3 года назад +2

    The way he uses that microphone as a chisel was priceless.

  • @svenhaight477
    @svenhaight477 3 года назад +1

    Helloooo Jerry 🤨

  • @akuumobil2600
    @akuumobil2600 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @panaceiasuberes6464
    @panaceiasuberes6464 2 года назад

    So lucky to be here before the video turns into a 100MM vids behemoth.

  • @Ryan-xh7pe
    @Ryan-xh7pe 3 года назад +7

    If anyone’s gonna do comedy from the past it can only be Jerry Seinfeld

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 4 месяца назад

      What do you mean “past”?

  • @melissamorrow8561
    @melissamorrow8561 3 года назад

    Well, Conan....There Ya Go: FRIEND

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 3 года назад

    Is that a Dethklok radio?

  • @noisetv1863
    @noisetv1863 3 года назад +1

    What chance do you have of gettin better sleeping in a death bed?!

  • @DeepankarSandhibigraha
    @DeepankarSandhibigraha 3 года назад +1

    Oh Jerry Jerry Jerry.. You're the best. 😂

  • @qmano123
    @qmano123 3 года назад +2

    is this current or vintage bit?

  • @goosepapoose8666
    @goosepapoose8666 3 года назад +32

    Seinfeld is the elevator music of comedy.

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад +9

      Yep. Happy when it's over.

    • @denroy3
      @denroy3 3 года назад +3

      Curious, why are you here watching? Don't get it.

    • @denroy3
      @denroy3 3 года назад +3

      Somebody's forcing you to watch?

    • @NathanaelTan
      @NathanaelTan 3 года назад

      @@denroy3 You don't have to assume they will go away, they're probably staying in hopes of hearing something funny but alas, to them it feels like the entire video has been a waste for them.

    • @kirktown2046
      @kirktown2046 3 года назад +2

      ​@@denroy3 I wanted to give him a chance cause he's occasionally funny outside of writing. To me, he's kind of a hack with poor delivery now.
      Norm McDonald and especially Jim Carrey killed with their versions of two of those jokes and not a single one of Jerry's punchline's landed for me, ouch.
      Norm: You know, I think about my deathbed a lot.
      Interviewer: What do you think about it?
      Norm: I think I should never have purchased a deathbed in the first place.
      Jim: "Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
      The people who stay sane are the people who can make those
      Quick decisions.
      Should I stick my fingers into the fan,
      ...or leave the room right now?
      ...Should I run the blade of this razor across my tongue
      or just finish shaving and move away from the sink?"
      But you don't because, luckily, most of us have that little voice inside our head that says,
      "Uh uh uh! -- Turning the car into oncoming traffic...
      ...Is Counter-Productive!"

  • @dakshkashyap
    @dakshkashyap 3 года назад +1

    oh the humour me as a 14 years would have definitely liked.

    • @martynbirdem189
      @martynbirdem189 3 года назад

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    • @dakshkashyap
      @dakshkashyap 3 года назад

      @@martynbirdem189 masha allaah

  • @Draqou
    @Draqou 3 года назад

    He doesn't look like a bee

  • @dipo7502
    @dipo7502 3 года назад

    Never expected team coco to upload a Seinfeld video, considering he was one of the biggest Jay Leno supporter when that NBC thing happened…

    • @martynbirdem189
      @martynbirdem189 3 года назад

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  • @TallGreyMan
    @TallGreyMan 3 года назад

    Let it be Conan. Seinfeld’s not gonna have you on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. You are much bigger than Jerry.

  • @HugeGeronimo
    @HugeGeronimo 3 года назад

    That's funny coming from a Stand Up Comedian...

  • @justinm1766
    @justinm1766 3 года назад

    Love you Jerry!! As a father of two I loved the bit in 23H2K, “This voice that I am using to speak to you right now is not allowed in my house”.
    Yesterday I had to remind my wife I didn’t have the energy at the end of the day to lower my voice!

  • @igano111
    @igano111 3 года назад +6

    I enjoy listening to Seinfeld talk about comedy more than his actual stand-up.

  • @kamarpreet
    @kamarpreet 3 года назад +1

    Not 1st

  • @codymoore2409
    @codymoore2409 3 года назад +6

    I don't see how people think Jerry Seinfeld is funny, I don't think his stand up has ever made me laugh

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад

      "Whats the deal with corn nuts? Is it a corn or is it a nut? Who arrre these people??""
      What's not to like, Cody.

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад

      ps. I'm being sarcastic-- I really don't know. His sitcom was, at its best, brilliant though, but that's more on Larry David.

    • @josea.r.avelino181
      @josea.r.avelino181 3 года назад

      Life gets easier when we stop trying to see how people think. Just watch only what you think It's funny and dont worry about what other people think It's funny. Just enjoy what you like and ignore everything else.

    • @DoctorFurioso
      @DoctorFurioso 3 года назад +1

      @@josea.r.avelino181 I am doubly happy to inform you, then, José, that your easy life will get *even easier* if you stop trying to see how I think. Just read only comments by people who think its funny and don't worry about the comments by people who don't think its funny. Just read the comments you like an ignore everything else.

    • @codymoore2409
      @codymoore2409 3 года назад

      Bahaha great reply lol pot calling the kettle black

  • @duncanblue124
    @duncanblue124 3 года назад

    You like jazz?

  • @LoLo-hs7bp
    @LoLo-hs7bp 3 года назад +3

    Friendly reminder to water your plants today 🍀

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 3 года назад

    Came to our senses and say back down again

  • @legomaxrebo8669
    @legomaxrebo8669 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know I was this early

    • @FYCY
      @FYCY 3 года назад

      Same I guess

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 3 года назад

    nothing beats bed

  • @FYCY
    @FYCY 3 года назад +1

    New material Seinfeld

  • @patreekotime4578
    @patreekotime4578 3 года назад +1

    The cremation bit hit me... the thing that has changed is that nobody has money for fancy granite head stones and coffins anymore. Which I guess is just invisible to someone with that much money.

  • @amonrodriguez3518
    @amonrodriguez3518 3 года назад

    Kim Kardashian best seat there is 🤤

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 3 года назад

    Conebone69

  • @chandru9133
    @chandru9133 3 года назад +1

    When I see a Seinfeld clip on Conan, I only click it to read the comments. 🙂

  • @Danukar
    @Danukar 3 года назад +1

    isnt the deathbed joke originally by norm?

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 3 года назад

    Who goes to the gym.

  • @Stuntzii1
    @Stuntzii1 3 года назад +6

    I love Jerry Seinfeld, but in real life he seems like a bit of a jerk. He's opposite of say Adam Sandler. He doesn't want to shake hands or sign autographs. idk

    • @slomofome14
      @slomofome14 3 года назад

      That's the impression I got, too, and Adam Sandler is a good contrast example

  • @tolulopealowooye9967
    @tolulopealowooye9967 3 года назад

    Love this 😂😂😂

  • @heyeveryoneimcool
    @heyeveryoneimcool 3 года назад

    Whaaaats the deal with teenage girls?
    I keep gettin older and they stay the same aaaage!

  • @BrianErwin
    @BrianErwin Год назад

    jerry was never funny, but the random thoughts bit was good. watching jerry is more about nostalgia, remembering sienfeld coming on after simpsons back in the 90s

  • @MildStallion1
    @MildStallion1 3 года назад

    Deathbed: The bed that eats people

  • @kiittykawaiii
    @kiittykawaiii 3 года назад

    Love him lol

  • @jabbernauttt
    @jabbernauttt 3 года назад +3

    Hello Newman

  • @tennissir1986
    @tennissir1986 3 года назад +3

    This is solid proof that Jerry Seinfeld needs to thank god every day - that he ran into Larry David.

  • @saudalfaris9588
    @saudalfaris9588 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes! Jerry Seinfeld... the perfectly mediocre comedian... him and Seth MacFarlane are Mid-tier comedians definitely funnier than Low-tier comedians but above them is a sea of people who are ACTUALLY funny 😂😂

  • @WakaWaka2468
    @WakaWaka2468 3 года назад +1

    👃👃👃

  • @sirgobbledygook
    @sirgobbledygook 3 года назад +1

    He once said Conan didn't do well on the tonight show because he isn't a real comedian... Smh

    • @ro_achterberg
      @ro_achterberg 3 года назад +3

      They were talking about how working the standup circuit enables you to spot when something fishy is going on, like what happened with Conan and Leno. They were pointing out that Conan wasn't a standup and therefore may have been a little naive. It wasn't a comment on his talent.

  • @heatharel8293
    @heatharel8293 3 года назад

    Almost 5 th

  • @tolulopealowooye9967
    @tolulopealowooye9967 3 года назад +1

    🙂

  • @JohnSmith-if3sn
    @JohnSmith-if3sn 3 года назад

    I don't know why I never found Jerry funny.

  • @leerlingen9410
    @leerlingen9410 3 года назад +1

    First:)

  • @josedenniolim
    @josedenniolim 3 года назад +1

    Second

  • @curanderoverde
    @curanderoverde 3 года назад +2

    Seinfeld was funny in the 90s

  • @leoalcaraz6153
    @leoalcaraz6153 3 года назад +19

    This 1980’s comedy is really stale

  • @MWDK
    @MWDK 3 года назад +2

    Almost 1st

  • @retardedwithdownsyndrom
    @retardedwithdownsyndrom 3 года назад +1

    who said seinfeld doesn't do dark comedy.

  • @t7489
    @t7489 3 года назад +2

    That was funny?

  • @duncanblue124
    @duncanblue124 3 года назад +1

    I just never found him funny too safe for me

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 3 года назад

      I always found him O.K. but not great. His show was great but that's because of the other cast members.