Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.
In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣 But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣
There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.
Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.
Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking
@@cguy1484 Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.
Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction
I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..." Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.
There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.
thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.
The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.
Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight . I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.
Seedless watermelon are also bred to be that way, they might still contain the occasional seed.. Even Romans had them. They grew them through watermelon vines. They grew seedless apples by cutting of parts of the tree. You can cut the top part of the pineapple and use it to regrow it as well. Plants have several ways to reproduce.
Are you serious? Hundreds of years ago watermelons looked very different then did now. Because they were bred (genetically modified) that way. Just look up 'orginal watermelon' on google images if you don't believe me. Many of the fruits you know now looked quite different. Either way it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me because our bodies break it down and turn it into something else anyway.
2:05 I made a joke about that with my friends a couple of times. "Aw nuts, these grapes have seeds in them when they weren't supposed to. This grapevine should be ashamed of itself."
It's a little more expensive, but if you buy organic milk, it will pretty much never expire (something like two to three months). It also tastes better. This is all due to using a different pasteurization process of which I am no expert and don't feel like Googling today.
It's a funny bit but an unopened carton of milk holds for weeks after expiration date. Just consume it within two days after opening or bake something(mm pancakes). The 'extended' expiration date varies depending on the kind of milk you buy. The expiration date is just the date where it stops being the most fresh. It's not the date where the food goes bad. Smell, use your eyes and taste and if it's OK then eat away. Worst case scenario, you'll have some stomach troubles but really nothing that would kill you :P
I was choking on my cereal when I watched this bahahahahahaha wow. And the next time I go to a supermarket I'm gonna roll something down the aisle to see if it's good :) LOL
so true about grocery stores, i've since found out that they purposely move stuff around so you get lost, this is with the (researched) intention you'll buy something you didn't come in for.
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The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis
Seinfeld is a class act. He knows how to make people laugh without cursing profusely or lowering himself to crude material
Comedy for puritans. 🙄 Great
@@johnstory2996 "puritan" 🤣How do you even take yourself seriously with a worldview this separate from reality?
XD
The whole show flows from one joke to the other... Just genius writing
Jerry is really good at making extremely mundane everyday events funny.
HiddenWen Is that so? I've never heard anyone sum up his comedy in that way!
well his entire show was about nothing.
Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.
I feel like he's just always observing people and their ridiculousness.
The king of clean humor.
I'll agree. With Gaffigan and Regan as the crown princes
the king of cl'umor.
+ilovebrandnewcarpets Regan is king now
Thats your god damn humor right there.
Shall we call him Mr Clean?
"See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready."
My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.
In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣
But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣
He is still precious. Nothing’s changed
That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
Jerry Seinfeld always has a way of making me feel better when I'm down
I've seen Seinfeld live three times (last time just last week) including following his career for 30+ years. This is Seinfeld in his prime.
+SalvadorLosAngeles Is he still worth to see live, or is it more about the nostalgia?
There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.
Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.
I love comedy with real life examples. That whole milk standup was 100% accurate haha!
Jerry killed it with the "July 3 tip off date"
That part about lifting up the carton is so perfect
I love his comedy! Everything he says is so true. He is truly the best!
wh
He's not good he sucks Larry is who made him famous if it wasnt for larry Seinfeld wouldn't be famous
@@justsomeguy5544 says some guy
when he picks up the kitten ♡
"You look pretty good, what are you eating? Maybe I'll eat that." Hahaha!!
I'm Tellin' You For The Last Time!!!! One of the best stand up specials ever
Truly one of the greats of comedy. Genius
Newman hired 13 people to dislike this video... Newman!
eric p you mean 78
@Nick West five years later I see my old comment thanks bro haha
@Nick West you too bro 🤙🏻
Newman's a fat sack o' shit
Now it’s 89. Who would dislike jerry...unamerican!
Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking
This is clean humour. My god nobody can match this guy when it comes to doing stand up comedy. I just love him
Not "god"!
Love how Mr. Seinfeld says watermelons " humping " instead of " fu**Ing," very classy guy.
Elvis Presley
Fuck
Hahaha Mr. Sienfeld. So proper lol
Classy? Lmao.
It's boring and milquetoast. Prude.
@@cguy1484
Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.
Really fascinating style of humor. I dont laugh as much as i do while listening to other comedians but somehow im still hanging on his every word
Its a special genius to take actual life experience and human behaviour and break it down like this. He is probably the funniest person i ever heard.
"Now it's a race against the clock with the expiration date. That freaky thing." LOL
"now we're washing our face with milk" that was so funny haha
This used to have me dying laughing as a ten year old. I remember my mom having it recorded on VHS. The nostalgia
the milk😂😂😂 he's right.
5:23
he is such a classic comedian. Great material, great linking of it all too. WTF 6 dislikes?
Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction
There's an app for that. The cute check out girl showed me.
“Do we have milk?” I literally NEVER KNOW 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He's among the best standup comedian of all time
Funny and soooo true, something everybody can relate too! Great job, Mr. Seinfeld.
It's july 3rd. I got the random urge to watch this video without knowing today's date would be in the video.
I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..."
Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.
LowerTheBoom1 Well that was unnecessary.
There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.
Jerry Seinfeld always sounds like someone trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld.
The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry, the MACKINAWWW PEACHES!
"ah theres the milk...do we need milk?"
I love the consistency of this special with the drapes matching the ones from the stand-up portions of Seinfeld.
Seinfeld is such a great comedian
lol, "wonder if it's made from mosquitos?"
Seinfeld jokes are( like it is, very detailed about why?.. and straight to the questions.)
This is a really long intro into Seinfeld..
thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.
Surely one of the top 200 comedians in the world
jerry's such a genious he'd probably figure a way to mock buying groceries online as well.
Jerry is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy right up there with Don Rickles, Jonathan Winters and Jerry Lewis. Your mileage may vary.
1:38 channeling Brian Regan 😂
The last part about milk was gold, not a word wasted
It goes to show true comedy never expires (O:þ
July 3rd...
Nice 👍🏻
3:40 lmao i love his OH NO!!
Only part worth watching: 00:00 - 05:45
He's very clean yet very talented. That's why it surprised me to hear him say "g*****ed"
this was so funny i laughed so hard on the milk joke
Serenity now. Insanity later.
I've seen this July 3rd bit a million times in 20 years (I have the whole show on vhs!) and I still laugh.
This actually helped me on a marketing exam describing environment, moved it from B+ to A- :)
Jerry is goddamm accurate
i want to see him live he is so hilarious!how can he keep a strait face!?
thank you. I so needed this!
It's impossible to get out without buying anything, lol.... It's also true 'I'm gonna get this' anf later we are watching every product around
The best comedian ever!
The cows tip them off 😆 🤣
5:29 Whoa, that’s today! I swear, I’ve never seen this before, it’s totally a coincidence.
At least it's not "the day after the day" when you saw this, as you were eating your last spoonful in the bowl of cereal and milk. LOL
"What is it supposed to smell like?!" That's me in a nutshell.
I love Jerry :D
The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.
Jerry is the G.O.A.T
THAT'S your Goddamn DAY.
he is awesome with his observations .
priceless.
I think about this bit almost every time I'm at the grocery store.
The milk bit was used in the lost episode of seinfeld
Check it out on youtube
Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight .
I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.
Seinfeld in his prime
We need Jerry and Brian to do a show together.
Simplemente genial... Haré un cover de esta rutina.
Una de mis partes favoritas.
I really like the part with the expiration dates XD
1:23 he rolls his eyes. you ever think comedians secretly laugh at us for laughing at their stupid shit.
He is brillant.
Seedless watermelon are also bred to be that way, they might still contain the occasional seed.. Even Romans had them. They grew them through watermelon vines. They grew seedless apples by cutting of parts of the tree. You can cut the top part of the pineapple and use it to regrow it as well. Plants have several ways to reproduce.
+InfiniteRadiiEdge Ahhh...thanks. I came here to Seinfeld RUclips specifically to LEARN about agiculture....LOL
+Axel Kyster I thought it was kind of interesting
Are you serious? Hundreds of years ago watermelons looked very different then did now. Because they were bred (genetically modified) that way. Just look up 'orginal watermelon' on google images if you don't believe me.
Many of the fruits you know now looked quite different. Either way it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me because our bodies break it down and turn it into something else anyway.
InfiniteRadiiEdge You need to let Jerry know so he can change up his material.
That's your goddamn day right there
I watch this every July 3rd.
Simply the best.
2:05 I made a joke about that with my friends a couple of times. "Aw nuts, these grapes have seeds in them when they weren't supposed to. This grapevine should be ashamed of itself."
i'm sitting here cackling like an idiot at the milk part
It's a little more expensive, but if you buy organic milk, it will pretty much never expire (something like two to three months). It also tastes better. This is all due to using a different pasteurization process of which I am no expert and don't feel like Googling today.
You can freeze milk.
@@tsb7911 - I do recall doing that at our lake cabin as a kid. But who does it now?
He is just a genius
😂😂😂😂 I can’t even 😂😂
Mark Normand once texted Jerry Seinfeld, "Hey Jerr, I'm really jonesing for that hang!"
Comedy!
The original meaning of "cow tipping" was their expiration date clues.
It's a funny bit but an unopened carton of milk holds for weeks after expiration date. Just consume it within two days after opening or bake something(mm pancakes). The 'extended' expiration date varies depending on the kind of milk you buy. The expiration date is just the date where it stops being the most fresh. It's not the date where the food goes bad. Smell, use your eyes and taste and if it's OK then eat away. Worst case scenario, you'll have some stomach troubles but really nothing that would kill you :P
his observations of human behaviour is applaudable .
Classic Seinfeld
I was choking on my cereal when I watched this bahahahahahaha wow. And the next time I go to a supermarket I'm gonna roll something down the aisle to see if it's good :) LOL
so true about grocery stores, i've since found out that they purposely move stuff around so you get lost, this is with the (researched) intention you'll buy something you didn't come in for.
Well nobody would ever really buy canned pineapple without that.
Maybe the cows tip off when they''re milking them July 3rd... Funny
This got me cackling
I just realized that the seedless watermelon joke is also in the first episode of the 5th season of Seinfeld!
"WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE!?!"
Hilarious, and very true!!