Jordan just quietly calculated his way to victory while Will owlbeared himself out of controll and the threeway sexual tension between Nika, the Cox and wood made them loose sight of their true goal. Probably one of the funniest episodes to date (at least for me)
"- Meanwhile, I live next door to F***ing McF***alot who's just like - 'Oh, a baby! Oh, a baby, Oh, a baby! Here's a baby! Oh no! How am I going to get food? How am I going to feed this other f***ing baby I made?" I'm litterly dying of laughter right now! this is priceless!
Jesse Cox is clearly insane if he doesn't realize that the correct response to Nika Harper offering to demonstrate "aggressive breeding" for/on/with you is "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
OK, am I the ONLY one that keeps coming back to this vid JUST to watch the epic rant situation that slowly starts around 29:50 and goes into gear at 30:56? From then on, it's just rolling in tears laughing. Seriously, I can't be the only one, can I?
I too would like an Extended version of this episode (and many many others) Keep on them and spread the word. There are haters and naysayers out there that disapprove of Extended cuts and they've denied us content in the past.
I also would really like to have an extended episode of this as there seems to be alot of content cut from the episode (which is understandable though "in the interest of time") Nevertheless the chemestry between the group seemed great especially for such a long game and it would be a shame to miss out on such a lot of that ^^
Hmm a Wil vs. the Co-optional crew would be an interesting watch since they have all been on the show previously. Hopefully TB gets better for this to be a possibility.
Yah, I know TB had said they'd asked him to appear in this season and he had to turn it down for health reasons. Here's hoping we'll see him in season 4!
And perhaps having Wil on the podcast at some point as well, though he isn't exactly known in the gaming community, his personality would probably add a lot to the show.
Michael Marshall Well I think he is well known enough that even most gaming people would know who he is plus since he is a gamer it would all work out in the end.
Michael Marshall I attended a taping of the WW Project, they passed out papers for us to ask questions during down time, and I asked if he would.. didn't get answered.. Maybe now???
I like that you guys are going out and getting member of the "non-traditional" media sphere. Jordan Maron today and I know that you have Mark Fischbauch in a later episode (because he blabbed). I say bravo to Geek and Sundry for hosting guests that aren't famous in the traditional sense.
well all of their guests are some kind of celebrities in some way. successful youtubers are the tvstars of today for many people. CaptainSparklez and Markiplier being some of the best known tbh
karottenkoenig I'd say tv and movie stars are certainly better known. Trying to talk to normal people about youtube personalities in depth is far harder than talking about tv actors. RUclips personalities are celebrities within their own spheres but outside of that they aren't very well known. Probably one of the reasons companies aren't so quick to sponsor them instead of investing in tv advertisement.
Haha I love that Jordan just sort of leaped out of nowhere and won the entire game :D and of course Nika being the adorable person she is with her.. aggressive breeding.
Yeesh the muder-death list sounds... fun? Watch space butterfly *****, gothic butterfly NikaHarper and sparkly butterfly CaptainSparklez try to enact the Beaten and Defeatened Wil Wheaton pact: bit.ly/1BQv9qY #TableTop
Ah... Sitting here watching Nika Harper stifling a giggle when Wil says he wants to learn about the fertility goddess and "would love to increase my tools". :)
SO HAPPY I BACKED THIS! Great episode, everyone! Lots of fun. I guess I need to start socking money away for next season's fundraiser? Again, I'm supremely happy here :)
While awesome, that's also oddly disappointing. Maybe a hybrid, Legendary matching contributions up to X? Crowdsourcing gave me a feeling of ownership, sorta.
I was feeling exactly the same way. I laughed so hard on this one and felt great that I had a tiny hand in it. I derived such schadenfreude from Will getting pounded by the dice. :)
Well at least you get the gag reel for this episode next week so it isn't that bad. Plus I'm sure the gag reel for this episode will probably have you in stitches as well.
omg, that was totally me too!! At the 31:00 mark when Will just goes off on his bleeping rant about all the bleeping babies and how am I gonna feed oh look another bleeping baby!!!......I was laughing so hard I could no longer supply enough oxygen to my blood stream... Imagine trying to explain THAT one to the EMT's...
This was by far the best Table Top Ep I've ever seen. I just love Jesse and I've never watched Nika but she was totally awesome aswell and together they're double awesome!
14:46 "I'm preventing anyone else from getting food, and I'm going to, at the same time, get as much food as I can." here Jesse Cox expertly explains his strategy for buffets as well.
So Will is the Highly Cultured, But resource poor tribe. Jesse is Agrarian folk. Jordan is the proud race of builders. and Nika is just that hyper-religious band of hunters who don't much else except fu** a lot. That's what I'm getting from this.
If there's ever gonna be an extended edition of some episodes from this season I sure hope this one is one of them who gets that! It was such an awesome episode and it actually felt too short. I wanted to see everything and hear everything. So pretty please bring this episode back as an extended edition
Great episode! This is definatly one that deserves an extended version. Great group though Jordan might have been the outsider somewhat but he did get to win while everyone else was busy breeding, woodblocking and cursing. Nika and Jesse are entertaining just like last time, I do hope they will be on tabletop again in the future. Thanks everyone for the good show of today, already looking forward to the gagreel next week.
Can't wait for the uncut version of this! I loved this game when I played it at christmas, got 2nd after my cousin cause I went for the farming + tech route and he went for breeding and bonuspoints at the end. Curious to see other playstyles
I just want to say thank you so much for this. I have been having a shitty week and got news about a death in the family. My weekend has just been going down hill and there's nothing I can do about it. Then I watched this episode and I think I scared my roommate from laughing so hard. This was beautiful and everything I needed even though I didn't realize it. Thank you Wil and may the dice be ever in your favour (for once).
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I have a crush on Nika Harper. Also I want to know how one breeds aggressively. The two statements need not to correlate. Maybe.
I am so sorry WIl, I was honestly rooting for you even when I saw where this was going. I was laughing so much through this that I got a 6 pack from all the muscle contractions. 10/10 would watch again.
i love that even knowing will used the tool chip rule incorrectly thus making it super op. because it was basically only him using it, it was essentially a handicap for wills TERRIBLE dice rolling so he could actually stay in the game.
This was an awesome episode.. Watching Will lose is hilarious.. the looks on his face are so priceless, the looks of incredulity keep me in tears .. All gamers have been there, but will pretty much stays in the "cursed dice" zone. Thanks for this one, was a lot of fun.
Is it just me or did they play the tools incorrectly? I noticed Wil has one tool which he upgraded to level 4 at the 30 minute mark. Isn't the rule to fill the tool slots with level 1 tools before you start upgrading them to level 2?
I noticed that as well. Yes, you are supposed to get all 3 tools before level 2 tools. This would actually probably have helped Wil early on so he could split the bonus.
It's important to play a good game that Stone Age appears to be but it's way more important to have a good synergy in the company. This game made me laugh quite a few times. Nika with her breeding strats, Jesse with the anti-Wil game, Jordan with his neutral under the radar style and good old Wil with his emotional dice-ditrusting gameplay - it had it all. Thanks for the entertainment! :) PS: You guys might consider Cosmic Encounter perhaps? It is one of my favorites and promotes a lot of conflict and/or teamwork which in my eyes makes the games a lot more fun to play!
Wow, barely made it to ten minutes and Jesse is already acting like a spiteful, sore loser. I hope Wil crushes him, if only for having shitty game etiquette. Edit 1: Before people take me seriously, don't. Edit 2: Yes, definitely need an extended version of this. Was absolutely hilarious.
You may be kidding but I actually thought it was a total dick move. Wouldn't have been as much of a dick move if he didn't preamble it with all the against Wil rhetoric, though.
John-Paul Laflamme I think being spiteful is terrible game etiquette, but I merely wanted to clarify, because I don't think Jesse was being serious(And was merely fucking with Wil.) Plus, TableTop has become synonymous with "Let's all try and beat Wil."
Will there be an Extended version for this? I think a great many episodes, with this level of emotion and fun, could benefit from allowing loyal viewers the chance to see the whole thing (especially since I LOVE Stone Age and watching this again made me miss playing it!)
LOL....Wil, This was the 1st video I watched on the game Stone Age....I will be getting it and I cried from laughing so hard...thanks for the fun info. Wil Andrews
MrTaylork1 And he never said he didn't wish for Wil to design one. He just mentioned the fact that there already was one, not that it should stay at that.
Stone age looks like an amazing game with lots of strategy, thanks for featuring it ! And like everyone, I reaaaaallllyyyy hope there will be an extended video of this episode ;)
Dammit Wil! When you finally get a awesome guest like Jesse Cox thats when you make it a extended episode. Every minute of his awesomeness is a golden gift from the gods.
I think it's pretty safe to say bukkake. If you know what it is, you are probably old enough to handle it. If not, you don't know what it means and no harm was done, right? You made it easier by typing it out and making it easier to search for those that didn't know though. ;-)
Adrian Pedersen you're blind if you think bukkake was the worst of it. i dont care, i enjoy the dirty jokes, it's just interesting that one episode Wil was like "we wanna be a family show!" and then boom, Stone Age bukkake.
Again, the majority of the references are only understood by people that "get" them. It's like the jokes inserted into every Disney, Pixar, etc. movie that are "for the adults." (Shrek comes to mind...) They are subtle. It says more about the person complaining than it does about the show if you have an issue, in my opinion.
Adrian Pedersen There's no need to say it again, I understood you perfectly the first time. Clearly you've never watched something on the computer with a child, "Mommy what's ____?" is heard a lot from kids. They're naturally curious, so naturally they're gonna ask about stuff like that. I mean really, that wasn't the only R rated thing they've said, last episode was pretty adult too. Also, there's no need to passively aggressively imply that my opinion is somehow invalidated because the jokes and dirty language were "subtle". Imagine going into a restaurant and telling them not to put onions on your sandwich and they hand you a sandwich with a little bit of onion on it. Then that person that made your sandwich tries to tell you, "oh, you said you didn't want onion but I only put a little on there... don't worry, it's subtle." It's irrelevant if it's subtle - it's still there and I didn't ask for it. Wil specifically made a point that Table Top is a family show.
I am feeling a bit sad over the fact that, seeing Jesse's busy schedule during filming of TableTop season 4, he's not likely to be featured there =\. A-actually nevermind, he *will* be in season 4. Can't wait for that one ;d.
15:31 - "How does one aggressively breed?" "Wanna find out?"
Wow. Oh, wow.
A man could dream to be that smooth
How could he reply with anything but "yes please"? ;-)
So after Nika challenges him to Aggressive Breeding, Mr Cox uses a cup to try hard for wood. The innuendo writes itself...
You guys should definitely sub Jesse's channel, he's funny as hell!!
Cox Rox
1 million subzz! Make it happen P:
Matt561
WHO'S GONNA PUT THE NUTS IN THEIR MOUTH?
Jessie just makes me want to take a screwdriver to my ears.
Kelley Willingham By all means dude.
No one is stopping you.
You get agriculture! You get agriculture! You get agriculture! Oh, and you get wood.
+Jacqueline Leiman "Please stand by..."
Nice profile picture ;D
Jordan just quietly calculated his way to victory while Will owlbeared himself out of controll and the threeway sexual tension between Nika, the Cox and wood made them loose sight of their true goal. Probably one of the funniest episodes to date (at least for me)
That's his style lol
Wood has that power
@@angewomon143 wood can also burn to ash lol
"- Meanwhile, I live next door to F***ing McF***alot who's just like - 'Oh, a baby! Oh, a baby, Oh, a baby! Here's a baby! Oh no! How am I going to get food? How am I going to feed this other f***ing baby I made?" I'm litterly dying of laughter right now! this is priceless!
31:00 is time stamp! His rage is so great.. ohh and 35:47 for the second flip out lol.
@@chrisgriffin2579 thanks
Jesse Cox is clearly insane if he doesn't realize that the correct response to Nika Harper offering to demonstrate "aggressive breeding" for/on/with you is "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
If it was Felicia, he would be all over her :P
I second this.
***** Link? Maybe we can get Felicia as a stretch goal...
I'm with him, though. Nika scares me.
Well, if you have to go, this would be a heck of a way. :P
Nika seemed real eager to "breed aggressively" with Jesse.
+Kyle Vanderhoof i mean who wouldn't be though "."
+highwaycreed *remembering a certain TGS podcast...well, Felicia Day wouldn't :D.
+Volthoom booo felicia
+Kyle Vanderhoof SHIP, SHIP, SHIP!! They had a fun chemistry there on the show...
+halfhigh I think he has 1 too many penises for her
I was surprised that Nika's 'Feed and Fornicate' plan worked as well as it did
I was unaware that babymaking was a legitimate strategy of this game, I just jumped into it thinking "Zerg Rush"
I prefer the term ‘Breed and Feed’
The breeder probably should not be the one ending the game. They have invested time in hunting&breeding and really have to use those workers later.
Nika I want to find out.
it is a viable strategy. Sadly she played it wrong.
OK, am I the ONLY one that keeps coming back to this vid JUST to watch the epic rant situation that slowly starts around 29:50 and goes into gear at 30:56? From then on, it's just rolling in tears laughing. Seriously, I can't be the only one, can I?
I actually keep coming back to watch that last roulette. "Thank you for inviting me sir..." xD
And no you aren't.
Same. But also for the "Aggressive breeding" bit. That got me rolling in tears.
Your comma usage is amazing. Seriously. I don't often see good comma usage, and I am including non-internet/non-texting sources. Thank you!
Will goes Mental
that moment when jesse rolled three 6 and a 1...amazing, laughed so hard haha
i so want to see the extended addition of this
I too would like an Extended version of this episode (and many many others) Keep on them and spread the word.
There are haters and naysayers out there that disapprove of Extended cuts and they've denied us content in the past.
Yes. I can fully agree.
I also agree fully. I would love to see Wil's rants run their course.
I was thinking the same thing - can't wait for the full edition
I also would really like to have an extended episode of this as there seems to be alot of content cut from the episode (which is understandable though "in the interest of time") Nevertheless the chemestry between the group seemed great especially for such a long game and it would be a shame to miss out on such a lot of that ^^
Hmm a Wil vs. the Co-optional crew would be an interesting watch since they have all been on the show previously. Hopefully TB gets better for this to be a possibility.
Yah, I know TB had said they'd asked him to appear in this season and he had to turn it down for health reasons. Here's hoping we'll see him in season 4!
And perhaps having Wil on the podcast at some point as well, though he isn't exactly known in the gaming community, his personality would probably add a lot to the show.
Michael Marshall Well I think he is well known enough that even most gaming people would know who he is plus since he is a gamer it would all work out in the end.
Michael Marshall I attended a taping of the WW Project, they passed out papers for us to ask questions during down time, and I asked if he would.. didn't get answered.. Maybe now???
What's going on with TB? I haven't been following him/the podcast for a while.
7:32 "I propose a beatin n defeatin Will Wheatin pact." LMFAO
where do i get the t shirt?
“Where we purfis- purposely”
I love it when Wil gets so fucking salty.
*reads title*
"Jesse Cox on Tabletop?...
dis gun' be guud"
I'm guessing you didn't watch the Carcassonne episode.
Marco G. Verbruggen This is getting strange now... I know it's been like a year since you said this but I keep finding you in things I watch.
guess we both have good taste.
btw, we never actually played something again like we said we would last time
The standby screen for meds was genius!!!! Loved it!!!
agreed Jason. I was lmao when that screen came up. And then again with more meds.
I like that you guys are going out and getting member of the "non-traditional" media sphere. Jordan Maron today and I know that you have Mark Fischbauch in a later episode (because he blabbed). I say bravo to Geek and Sundry for hosting guests that aren't famous in the traditional sense.
They released the full game/guest list a little bit before the season started. So Mr Fischbauch was totally allowed to "blab" :P
Justin Kleinschroth I forgot how he spells is last name,,,but you ARE talking about mark as in Markiplier.....right?
well all of their guests are some kind of celebrities in some way. successful youtubers are the tvstars of today for many people. CaptainSparklez and Markiplier being some of the best known tbh
I don't have tv, I have internetz :>
karottenkoenig I'd say tv and movie stars are certainly better known. Trying to talk to normal people about youtube personalities in depth is far harder than talking about tv actors. RUclips personalities are celebrities within their own spheres but outside of that they aren't very well known. Probably one of the reasons companies aren't so quick to sponsor them instead of investing in tv advertisement.
aggressive breeding.... oh my lol....
On a side note. Nika and Jesse would be adorable.... I ship it.
(I ship it too)
NikaHarper damn.... he's a lucky man
NikaHarper Step up your game Jesse Cox! Don't leave the lady waiting!
NikaHarper Ohmygod Nikasaur commented on my comment *fangirls all over the place*
NikaHarper ...We can share, right?
You get agriculture, you get agriculture, EVERYBODY GETS AGRICULTUUUUUUUURE! Oh, except for you, Will. You get wood.
Haha I love that Jordan just sort of leaped out of nowhere and won the entire game :D and of course Nika being the adorable person she is with her.. aggressive breeding.
Seriously, who needs TV when you have TableTop?
I don't even have a tv anymore
True that
What's a TV? You mean dual monitors?
Very true
MetObsessed dual monitors... don't you mean triple?
Yeesh the muder-death list sounds... fun? Watch space butterfly *****, gothic butterfly NikaHarper and sparkly butterfly CaptainSparklez try to enact the Beaten and Defeatened Wil Wheaton pact: bit.ly/1BQv9qY #TableTop
This game sounds a lot like Settlers of Catan to me. But the mechanics seem slightly different. But it does look like a lot of fun.
Legend of Zelda perfect in every way? I like the franchise alot, but you have to admit it as it's flaws (ocarina of time water temple comes to mind).
DeadlockDrago He's talking about the game The Legend of Zelda, not the entire franchise.
The water temple taught every kid who played it the great virtue of patience, it probably made great strides to avert ADHD.
All this wood and baby making, my dear!
HAHA! OMG so good! ***** and Nika Harper crack me up! lol.
im shipping them so much!
ITS MAGGIE!!! I know you from JP's RollPlay show.
Maggie! Was up gurl? Your great on Rollplay!
The world is so small :Z
" would you like to find out "?
oh yes please xD
deth by snu snu
Ah... Sitting here watching Nika Harper stifling a giggle when Wil says he wants to learn about the fertility goddess and "would love to increase my tools". :)
And he's saying it all with a straight face, not realizing...
I just want to give kudos to the graphic team on this and all the episodes of Table Top. You people are awesome.
Wil's freakouts are the greatest thing ever.
SO HAPPY I BACKED THIS! Great episode, everyone! Lots of fun. I guess I need to start socking money away for next season's fundraiser? Again, I'm supremely happy here :)
Geek&Sundry is teamed with Legendary now so they won't necessarily have to crowd-fund season 4.
While awesome, that's also oddly disappointing. Maybe a hybrid, Legendary matching contributions up to X? Crowdsourcing gave me a feeling of ownership, sorta.
In an NPR kind of way, that is.
I was feeling exactly the same way. I laughed so hard on this one and felt great that I had a tiny hand in it.
I derived such schadenfreude from Will getting pounded by the dice. :)
Sam Takara TopherB I don't disagree to be honest. I would gladly contribute to Season 4 if necessary, or even possible. :)
wasn't sure if i was a wil wheaton fan until what he said about zelda and from now on i'll trust his game reccommendations forever
what did he say?
Sinfoss he says it right at the start. Basically that legend of Zelda is perfect.
Amazing. And I totally agree.
We need more Jesse and Nika.
I almost passed out laughing from this episode. It sux that now we have to wait two weeks for the next episode.
Well at least you get the gag reel for this episode next week so it isn't that bad. Plus I'm sure the gag reel for this episode will probably have you in stitches as well.
omg, that was totally me too!! At the 31:00 mark when Will just goes off on his bleeping rant about all the bleeping babies and how am I gonna feed oh look another bleeping baby!!!......I was laughing so hard I could no longer supply enough oxygen to my blood stream...
Imagine trying to explain THAT one to the EMT's...
No ... it sucks that we have to wait a few months for the EXTENDED VERSION ...
jeffprime Death by humor induced asphyxiation. lol and I was close to it too.
I want to see the extended version of this, the play by play is what makes games like this more interesting. That and the commentary.
This was by far the best Table Top Ep I've ever seen. I just love Jesse and I've never watched Nika but she was totally awesome aswell and together they're double awesome!
14:46 "I'm preventing anyone else from getting food, and I'm going to, at the same time, get as much food as I can." here Jesse Cox expertly explains his strategy for buffets as well.
So Will is the Highly Cultured, But resource poor tribe.
Jesse is Agrarian folk.
Jordan is the proud race of builders.
and Nika is just that hyper-religious band of hunters who don't much else except fu** a lot.
That's what I'm getting from this.
First off, Nika is bae. Secondly, I ship Jessika.
I guess she WAS a moderately attractive woman, but she has gained a lot of weight. To each their own, I guess.
Big small shes an amazingly cute hottie with a great personality. Total keeper too whom ever gets lucky enough to be with her.
sooooooo she is Poop?
Hey, I'm out of food. Eat this brick.
Love it when Will flies off the handle like that hahaha
lmao @ fucky mcfucks alot. :D
I was in the other room miming along with all of his ranting. Fish from the sky! Super pregnant dance!
Is that Wil Wheaton playing board games with Captainsparklez? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
I want more Nika Harper and Jesse Cox! I laughed my arse off XD
If there's ever gonna be an extended edition of some episodes from this season I sure hope this one is one of them who gets that!
It was such an awesome episode and it actually felt too short. I wanted to see everything and hear everything.
So pretty please bring this episode back as an extended edition
I miss this show.
Great episode! This is definatly one that deserves an extended version. Great group though Jordan might have been the outsider somewhat but he did get to win while everyone else was busy breeding, woodblocking and cursing.
Nika and Jesse are entertaining just like last time, I do hope they will be on tabletop again in the future.
Thanks everyone for the good show of today, already looking forward to the gagreel next week.
Captainsparklez was so lucky that he was not targeted. He basically was in good terms with every person. Good strategy!!!
God I love me some Cox! Also, the editing was particularly good this episode! Well done peeps!
Hut gay
35:46 is the culmination of all of Tabletop, coming back to this in 2020 lmao
"How does one breed aggressively?"
"You wanna find out?"
"NO!"
Aww Jordan is so cute! A grand representative of geek kind.
man, where's the full version of this, i wanna see it til the end
Cháo Kình Ikr
Please do an extended episode! This is one of my favorite Tabletops.
Nika is such a classical beauty.
One of the most entertaining Tabletops yet. Loved it!
Can't wait for the uncut version of this! I loved this game when I played it at christmas, got 2nd after my cousin cause I went for the farming + tech route and he went for breeding and bonuspoints at the end. Curious to see other playstyles
Dang it Jesse...
Your just so....you...
And it's great!
Anthony RamirezAnd btdubbs your your should be you're.Idiot.
Anthony Ramirez Don't say things like that it's rude!
Anthony Ramirez I have too much time on my hands.
I just want to say thank you so much for this. I have been having a shitty week and got news about a death in the family. My weekend has just been going down hill and there's nothing I can do about it. Then I watched this episode and I think I scared my roommate from laughing so hard. This was beautiful and everything I needed even though I didn't realize it. Thank you Wil and may the dice be ever in your favour (for once).
I have a crush on Nika Harper. Also I want to know how one breeds aggressively. The two statements need not to correlate. Maybe.
There's blood.
NikaHarper
best response to anything ever
NikaHarper you say that like it is a bad thing
ID10TANK Really? Looked like a pretty bland statement, I didn't see any evidence to suggest it was biased in a positive or negative way.
NikaHarper Yeeeaaahhh, if you could not leave huge bite and scratch marks from now on, that would be greeeaaatt.
Give us full edition! THe peoples demand it!
It will be good to see the extended version of this.
I've always been a fan of youngest goes first... unless I'm not the youngest
I'm always the oldest.
Wow what a funny and original comment. Thank god for comments like yours.
In some games "Youngest goes First" is bad.
Im the middle child usually
This was the best episode ive seen so far. I want to play the game myself now
Amazing episode! I'd love to see an extended addition of this :)
Wil: Technologically Advanced
Jordan: Builder
Jesse: Trader
Nikka: AGGRESSIVE BREEDER!
I am so sorry WIl, I was honestly rooting for you even when I saw where this was going. I was laughing so much through this that I got a 6 pack from all the muscle contractions. 10/10 would watch again.
i love that even knowing will used the tool chip rule incorrectly thus making it super op. because it was basically only him using it, it was essentially a handicap for wills TERRIBLE dice rolling so he could actually stay in the game.
at 38:13- that is some serious aggressive breeding eyes XD
This is one of the funniest episodes so far, I hope this series continues for a long time
This was an awesome episode.. Watching Will lose is hilarious.. the looks on his face are so priceless, the looks of incredulity keep me in tears .. All gamers have been there, but will pretty much stays in the "cursed dice" zone.
Thanks for this one, was a lot of fun.
Is it just me or did they play the tools incorrectly? I noticed Wil has one tool which he upgraded to level 4 at the 30 minute mark. Isn't the rule to fill the tool slots with level 1 tools before you start upgrading them to level 2?
I noticed that as well. Yes, you are supposed to get all 3 tools before level 2 tools. This would actually probably have helped Wil early on so he could split the bonus.
That is correct :) the animation showed this correctly, they did not
Yeah, I think that's what the Owl Bear at 13:50 was trying to demonstrate
John Flanigan I knew I saw an animation for that but didn't come across it when I scrubbed through before I made the post.
That's why the correction Owlbear animation was there.
I would love an extended version of this episode. Anytime you get Jesse Cox and Nika together with Wil, it is solid gold.
I would love to watch the extended version of this episode. Absolutely great!
It's important to play a good game that Stone Age appears to be but it's way more important to have a good synergy in the company. This game made me laugh quite a few times. Nika with her breeding strats, Jesse with the anti-Wil game, Jordan with his neutral under the radar style and good old Wil with his emotional dice-ditrusting gameplay - it had it all. Thanks for the entertainment! :)
PS: You guys might consider Cosmic Encounter perhaps? It is one of my favorites and promotes a lot of conflict and/or teamwork which in my eyes makes the games a lot more fun to play!
Wow, barely made it to ten minutes and Jesse is already acting like a spiteful, sore loser. I hope Wil crushes him, if only for having shitty game etiquette.
Edit 1: Before people take me seriously, don't.
Edit 2: Yes, definitely need an extended version of this. Was absolutely hilarious.
*****
Read the post again please, I think you missed some of it.
You may be kidding but I actually thought it was a total dick move. Wouldn't have been as much of a dick move if he didn't preamble it with all the against Wil rhetoric, though.
John-Paul Laflamme
I think being spiteful is terrible game etiquette, but I merely wanted to clarify, because I don't think Jesse was being serious(And was merely fucking with Wil.)
Plus, TableTop has become synonymous with "Let's all try and beat Wil."
***** always plays the villain (even when he's not)!
... in my pants ;)
MaereJaneMan
Get a sense of humor. Jesse never ever is serious, so he cant be "a spiteful. sore loser" ...
This is the funniest episode ever! Will and Nika just explain our current economy lol
I second vote the extended edition of this episode. I feel like so much witty banter was montaged.
Crazy how 8 years ago this video had a Nika and Drums rolling
The internet demands the uncut-uncensored version!!!
24:14 Well the subtitles tried. Tried and failed but tried
rosenrot234 I turned the subtitles on just to see that. I'm not disappointed.
Best part is that, I do believe, the subtitles were done professionally.
Will there be an Extended version for this? I think a great many episodes, with this level of emotion and fun, could benefit from allowing loyal viewers the chance to see the whole thing (especially since I LOVE Stone Age and watching this again made me miss playing it!)
I miss Tabletop so much!!!!!
I think this is one of my favourites. I liked all three guests, especially Jordan surprised me. It's been a long time since I watched his videos.
"How does one aggressively breed"
"You wanna find out"
😳
The great Captain of Sparklez, everyone.
LOL....Wil, This was the 1st video I watched on the game Stone Age....I will be getting it and I cried from laughing so hard...thanks for the fun info.
Wil Andrews
I love that you got Jordan to play. Great job Wil.
we needed like 12 frames of Nika and Jesse having hot, sweaty coituse on Will's couch at the very end of the video
NIKA HARPER IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
Ermahgerd it's Jardon!
Now I want to see Wil design a Legend of Zelda board game.
There is a zelda board game.
pmasher
he never said there wasn't. He wishes for Wil to design one. Not someone else.
MrTaylork1 And he never said he didn't wish for Wil to design one. He just mentioned the fact that there already was one, not that it should stay at that.
Richard Aka Silver MrTaylork1 Ah, the differences between assumption and fact.
He couldn't do it by himself. It's dangerous to go alone. ;)
Stone age looks like an amazing game with lots of strategy, thanks for featuring it !
And like everyone, I reaaaaallllyyyy hope there will be an extended video of this episode ;)
Holy crap Jesse and Nika are amazing together...
They should aggressively breed.
Dammit Wil! When you finally get a awesome guest like Jesse Cox thats when you make it a extended episode. Every minute of his awesomeness is a golden gift from the gods.
"Stone Age bukkake"... nice family ep we have here.
it's the Stone Age, life was so primitive.....then we had the Cox era of Jesse :p
I think it's pretty safe to say bukkake. If you know what it is, you are probably old enough to handle it. If not, you don't know what it means and no harm was done, right? You made it easier by typing it out and making it easier to search for those that didn't know though. ;-)
Adrian Pedersen
you're blind if you think bukkake was the worst of it. i dont care, i enjoy the dirty jokes, it's just interesting that one episode Wil was like "we wanna be a family show!" and then boom, Stone Age bukkake.
Again, the majority of the references are only understood by people that "get" them. It's like the jokes inserted into every Disney, Pixar, etc. movie that are "for the adults." (Shrek comes to mind...) They are subtle. It says more about the person complaining than it does about the show if you have an issue, in my opinion.
Adrian Pedersen
There's no need to say it again, I understood you perfectly the first time. Clearly you've never watched something on the computer with a child, "Mommy what's ____?" is heard a lot from kids. They're naturally curious, so naturally they're gonna ask about stuff like that. I mean really, that wasn't the only R rated thing they've said, last episode was pretty adult too. Also, there's no need to passively aggressively imply that my opinion is somehow invalidated because the jokes and dirty language were "subtle".
Imagine going into a restaurant and telling them not to put onions on your sandwich and they hand you a sandwich with a little bit of onion on it. Then that person that made your sandwich tries to tell you, "oh, you said you didn't want onion but I only put a little on there... don't worry, it's subtle." It's irrelevant if it's subtle - it's still there and I didn't ask for it. Wil specifically made a point that Table Top is a family show.
I am feeling a bit sad over the fact that, seeing Jesse's busy schedule during filming of TableTop season 4, he's not likely to be featured there =\.
A-actually nevermind, he *will* be in season 4.
Can't wait for that one ;d.
Jordan has the GREEN SHORTS!!! Omg, I just spat my hot chocolate on my computer screen :'D
OMG! I just finished watching Stone Age.... I was cracking up so hard I was crying. LOVED the "Please Stand By" interludes tremendously.
JESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU (as a friend) (unless you want more) Then again you have Nika for that! =P
the zerg breeding is real
"Don't worry the murder / death list doesn't take up much of your time."
@16:45
Nika: "I'm a 6 by the way."
Wil: "And we appreciate that."
I was eating and I heard the name "Jordan Maron" and coughed, "Captain Sparkles!?"