Honestly, The Sergeant would fit the aesthetic of this game. At absolute worst, Democracy officers and Super Earth's government might find him a little...quirky, but he would still fit right in with his level of patriotism.
Bro, i was in the middle of drinking a soda when he decided to throw another stratagem. That "Dont throw another one, what the f***!?" made it go up my nose and caused me physical pain. 10/10 would do it again.
Some additional lines that would've made this better: 3:09 "NO YOU PRESSED THE WRONG ONE, DIPS***! WHATEVER, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO GO OVER FIRST AID" 5:14 "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY EACH OF THOSE STRATAGEMS COST!?"
Clearly it didn't cost *that* much if every trainee was allowed to use one. If it was Javelin levels of expensive, you'd be throwing a dummy stratagem ball
You have to bro.......ya just gotta. I cant even put it into words how well the Sargent would fit in this universe AS A LEGIT CHARECTER........WE HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.....i dont even want to know how long this took but this has so much magic put into it. You deserve a thank you and much more bro.
Ah man, you're too damn kind. I really appreciate that man seriously. We'll have to remain hopeful and see if the devs ever see it or wanna have me on board in some capacity 🙏
I think it's interesting how the original training guide was totally pre-recorded to give that feeling of mass-production, as if Super Earth just pumps soldiers through training and sends them out Whenever you get stuck on something like the dive section, somebody else actually gets on the speaker to tell you what to do, just so they can have one person monitoring the active training
Oh my god Sarge and Angry Cops would be great additions to this game! As well as Sarge from RvB or… drop in and one of the npc characters acts like caboose
"Ignore the other 50 Helldivers attached to this rocket, you are unique" Me who somehow never noticed all the other pods on the pod covered rocket o_0 or all the other rockets launching with yours...
Oh my god, the hidden satire is just dripping out of this tutorial. I had no idea about the giant obsidian tablets laying out the enlistment and forfeiture of rights because I had eyes fixed on the cape!
I'd pay 20quid more for the game if 10 went to you and 10 to the devs if they implemented this as a voice pack, been fkng hillarious to watch the Sarge videos
When I was first playing the tutorial, at the end I was too focused by the game itself that I completely missed having to get into the pod on the rocket, After this all I could hear was "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HELLDIVER? GET INTO THE POD!" lol
I mean, this is pretty much how my helldiver training went, especially the diving part and standing up while the turrets were shooting at me still, if only I had the Sarge yelling at me I would've made it through on the 2nd dive but I needed a 3rd try through that obstacle without his words of encouragement.
Drill sergeant: Helldiver what is your purpose? Helldiver: To do whatever you tell me Drill sergeant! Drill sergeant: Then keep moving to the next module and stop looking there you idiot!
I can hear it now. "Harvest those f*****g crops you p***y!" "What are you doing?!" "Don't grab the f*****g seeds yet!" "Are you stupid?!" You can't plant more crops until you harvest the ones you grew first!" "Herrp derrrp derrrp!" "Sell those crops" "Oorahhh, you have enough to buy another patch of land!"
Omg there needs to be a version where the diver just goes past the rocket and explores mars and the drill Sargent is freaking out! I was dying watching this 😝
This is awesome !!! Great idea , it would be funny to see more random voice overs of other in game tutorials. Maybe even ones that don’t have a narrator just subtitles normally haha
Petition to make this the training course voice over for when you do the training course for the second time so it sounds like the people in charge of you are annoyed that you forgot everything and have to do it all again.
I would legitimately kill to have this as the new tutorial voice. hell, I'd do some genuinely outrageous things to have ya as an actual pickable character voice option
This took a long ass time to make, hope y'all enjoyed! 🫡
You did every single voice or just the Sargent?
@@Matt_Matt96every single voice 😊
You sir need your own character yelling at the slackers on the ships
@@soundslikepizza you did a fantastic job 👏
@@anthonyjolicoeur1569 100% yea he does I would pay for that shit on my ship pure comedy gold 🤣
Arrowhead please hire this man for a voice pack "There's no ammo you DUMB S***" I'm dying lmfaoo
😂 thank you Sheepy ❤️
Honestly, The Sergeant would fit the aesthetic of this game. At absolute worst, Democracy officers and Super Earth's government might find him a little...quirky, but he would still fit right in with his level of patriotism.
Hahaha definitely quirky but necessary for the war effort! 🫡
I definitely need a "yaaaaaah!" When diving and blowing up a 500 kilo
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Head canon Sarge got so annoyed yelling at cadets he got himself demoted just to go back to the battlefield
😂😂
So… he pulled a Career Sergeant Zim from the original Starship Troopers movie…
@@zanaduz2018 yes exactly
The only way you're gonna see see combat, is if you bust yourself to private.... you get me?!
Competent version of Sarge from RvB
Bro, i was in the middle of drinking a soda when he decided to throw another stratagem. That "Dont throw another one, what the f***!?" made it go up my nose and caused me physical pain.
10/10 would do it again.
🤣🤣 sorry man hahaha
"You are unique! You are special!" - pretty on point with how the army is today lol
🥲 the satire runs deep
Special….needs.
The best part about the agreements, is that through the act of reading them, you are breaking one of the clauses, henceforth committing treason
Some additional lines that would've made this better:
3:09 "NO YOU PRESSED THE WRONG ONE, DIPS***! WHATEVER, THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO GO OVER FIRST AID"
5:14 "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY EACH OF THOSE STRATAGEMS COST!?"
This was all improv and took me many many takes to get the right ones, but I like it!
"MILLIONS OF TAX PAYER DOLLARS WENT INTO THAT WASTED STRATAGEM"
WHY are you DIVING!? Do you need a NAP already you 🐈 😂
@@oklord6415
*Super credits
Not dollars
Clearly it didn't cost *that* much if every trainee was allowed to use one. If it was Javelin levels of expensive, you'd be throwing a dummy stratagem ball
You have to bro.......ya just gotta. I cant even put it into words how well the Sargent would fit in this universe AS A LEGIT CHARECTER........WE HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.....i dont even want to know how long this took but this has so much magic put into it. You deserve a thank you and much more bro.
Ah man, you're too damn kind. I really appreciate that man seriously. We'll have to remain hopeful and see if the devs ever see it or wanna have me on board in some capacity 🙏
I think it's interesting how the original training guide was totally pre-recorded to give that feeling of mass-production, as if Super Earth just pumps soldiers through training and sends them out
Whenever you get stuck on something like the dive section, somebody else actually gets on the speaker to tell you what to do, just so they can have one person monitoring the active training
"STOP THROWING GRENADES"
😂😂😂
They need to hire you as a voice actor.
🫡🫡🫡 it would be an HONOUR
I fifty-seventh this. OOOOOOORAAAAH!!
And in the exact words he uses, we got no use for snowflakes on the front lines soldier! Ooo Rah!
I ENTIRELY AGREE.
I 343rd this comment
"Where's your BATTLE BUDDY?!"
That line would make Angry Cops proud if it was added for summoning reinforcements tutorial.
Oh my god Sarge and Angry Cops would be great additions to this game! As well as Sarge from RvB or… drop in and one of the npc characters acts like caboose
I could not hold my laugh in watching this. You definitely need to be a voice over on these Helldiver tutorials lolol. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Hahah if the job is open I'll take it! 😂
"Ignore the other 50 Helldivers attached to this rocket, you are unique"
Me who somehow never noticed all the other pods on the pod covered rocket o_0
or all the other rockets launching with yours...
Because super earth propaganda got ya ass
@@alvinbonny1562 That's it, im calling the Democracy officer.
frankly this needs to be updated as the standard in game tutorial xD
😂😂
he sounds like he's on the verge of breaking into tears by how dumb his cadets are being.
General Brash has been replaced. We found someone more capable of motivating the troops.
Oh my god, the hidden satire is just dripping out of this tutorial. I had no idea about the giant obsidian tablets laying out the enlistment and forfeiture of rights because I had eyes fixed on the cape!
09:22 "eleven, sir."🫡...."I can count!"😡
🤣🤣🤣
Relax, Sarge. Remember your blood pressure last time.😨
3:30 cadet: why are you yelling
9:22 random hell diver
That kind of back talk at 9:22 shoulda earned that cadet pushups until DS got tired. xD
Why does he sound like Griff?
For as long as you stay prone. Enemies will not be able to kill you. Hunters: are you sure about that?
You weren't relaxing hard enough
NGL im a Level 25 and Id have learned a lot more in the tutorial if I actually read the posters lol
Hahaha if you had Sarge screaming in your ear all the time maybe you'd learn even more!
Pizza and StoneMountain64 need to have their own voice packs, I swear.
This was delightful!
Thank you Jai 🙏 would be awesone
Holy crap this had me laughing so hard, I ended up waking the wife haha
Hahaha sorry brother 🥲
@@soundslikepizza Totally worth it. =D
The Sarge is the epitome of Democracy!
OORAH JOHN 🫡
For LIBER-TEA!
FOR SUPER DERRTH
Oh Hell! I was actually some Basic Training flashbacks! LOL!!!!
Hahaha same 😂
"THERE'S NO AMMO YOU DUMB *****"
Definitely heard that one before lol
We love it sir! Derp!
Thank you dude! Derp
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 open the gates had me rolling already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I put some ENERGY into that line 😂
@@soundslikepizza I could tell was so worth it 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Hahahaha that caught me by surprise
@@TurquazCannabiz 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
I'd pay 20quid more for the game if 10 went to you and 10 to the devs if they implemented this as a voice pack, been fkng hillarious to watch the Sarge videos
Ayy thank you brother 🙌
Lol your Sargeant character videos are the absolute best. Makes me laugh every time. Lol
Ayyy thank you man 🙏
@@soundslikepizza absolutely!
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DEMOCRACY! ( and bug guts )
BUG GUTS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SMELL
@@soundslikepizza LETS NOT FORGET THE SMELL OF RUST AND OIL! ( and maybe gunpowder )
Best Helldiver basic basic training video😂 I wish this was the real beginning in the game.
Honestly it would be cool AF ngl
Defo need a mod for this in the game 🤣 Also on the ship for morale.
Its morale*, friend!
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@@insertnamehere6659damn spell check 🤣
They should make you as an unlockable strategem where you can be summoned on the battle field and when not used you talk smack on the ship.
When I was first playing the tutorial, at the end I was too focused by the game itself that I completely missed having to get into the pod on the rocket, After this all I could hear was "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HELLDIVER? GET INTO THE POD!" lol
I mean, this is pretty much how my helldiver training went, especially the diving part and standing up while the turrets were shooting at me still, if only I had the Sarge yelling at me I would've made it through on the 2nd dive but I needed a 3rd try through that obstacle without his words of encouragement.
God DAMMIT soldier that's a swift FAIL right there!!!
"Congratulations, you have entered a code into the terminal. You are now qualified for the USAF"
Lmao didn't see this comeing, that was fkn awesome.
Haha just a spur of the moment idea I had when checking out Helldivers on PC 🙌
May the Sarge’s words echo through every mission, remember your training cadets and you will make it through every drop!
Don't forget to HOT-DROP ALWAYS
Didn't know i needed this until I saw it.
Hell YEAH
@soundslikepizza Now I just gotta keep trying my luck at running into you on the field of battle.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you've 100% nailed it 👏 that was awesome, top quality and hard work very much appreciated.
Thank you 🙌👍
Ahh thank you! The 70+ recordings were worth it it seems 🙏
A drill sergeant that actually makes you wanna get to the battlefield lol.
"One for all and all for one! Now que the fucking music damnit!'
Sarge should be canon btw
Drill sergeant: Helldiver what is your purpose?
Helldiver: To do whatever you tell me Drill sergeant!
Drill sergeant: Then keep moving to the next module and stop looking there you idiot!
You gotta actually voicd one of the characters in game. I reckon youd do a great job
I'm confident I'd do a solid job too man! Thank you 🫡
this is fucking great i can barely breath from my laughter xD
Hahah glad you like it avery! Appreciate you 🙏
@soundslikepizza I appreciate you also Drill Sgt! Gives me some... "fond" memories of my actual BCT
5:36
Had to take a laughter breather there, man you're killing me. xD
You need to be in every tutorial that is out there.... even farming stimulators 😂
Ty pizza you made my day
Hahah thank you Xhamatos, you're too kind 🙏 and my absolute pleasure
I can hear it now. "Harvest those f*****g crops you p***y!" "What are you doing?!" "Don't grab the f*****g seeds yet!" "Are you stupid?!" You can't plant more crops until you harvest the ones you grew first!" "Herrp derrrp derrrp!" "Sell those crops" "Oorahhh, you have enough to buy another patch of land!"
They should hire you as a helldiver voice in a expansion or update. That’ll be dope af!!
I agree! That would be DOPE AF
I think AH should replace the original tutorial voice with this 😂
Hahaha
Lmao, this is amazing. Should be part of the actual game
Thank you! And I wish 😂
Please, please let him do this, this is hilarious
Thank you !
I randomly got this feeling that you were watching me, so I just assumed a new upload. THIS IS HILARIOUS. Upgraded my entire Wednesday.
Hahaha thank you brother 🙏
We definitely need the Sarge voice pack for Helldivers 2. *Come on, Arrowhead!* 🗣🗣🔥🔥
LETS GOOO ARROOOOW
THIS needs to be in the game 😂 uuuurrraaah!!
LETS GO ARROWHEAD YOO
This makes me wanna eat a freedom pizza. Its like a meat lovers, but with stuffed crust.
That is the BEST GOD DAMN PIZZA, you making me hungry 😂
I never noticed that there were other pods on the rocket. I just thought it was unusually big for one person.
Stop it Sarge, my sides are hurting too much from laughing!!! XD
HOORAH!
HOOHOO
A worthy right hand DRILL SERGEANT for General Brasch!
Wow. Just wow. It is soooo smooth. Weell done Sarge, feels very natural, like REALLY part of the game.
The roasting this guy´s vocal chords recieve is phenomenal!
This should honestly be the actual tutorial voice!
General Brache’s most trusted through process of elimination.
This is now the Canon tutorial
This is the new meta
The most unbelievable thing about this DS is he said please near the beginning. Still hilarious. XD
We need more Sarge!!! As soon as your voice heals from making this video 😂
Arrowhead should have hired you to do this lmao
Please god. Let this become a meme trend… give us Arnold. Give us Major pain. Give us Snoop Dawg
Alright. Now we need you to voice-over a speedrun of the tutorial. Would be funny as hell in contrast.
After fighting for a few weeks and seeing the bill board "see you on the other side" it hits differently
"WELL DONE, CADET. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE USED TO GETTING SWIPED LEFT ON!!!"
This is exactly what the military experience is like dealing with enlisted
not enough insulting and to much praise tbh
Helldiver devs Please, please, please....hire this man.
😂😂😂You're timing is priceless! Awesome video brother!!
My god, that was glorious!! I with we could have this as an easter egg of sorts!!
Would be sick!
"NO DON'T USE IT AGAIN, WHAT TE FUC#" lol
This is canon now. This is the basic training that Helldivers truly need.
More videogames need this sort of training. :)
"This your first time?"
Brother, we don't get a 'second time'
On the terminal, you should have failed the last button press just to get another rise from the Drill sergeant
This is the nicest drill sergeant I've ever seen, man wish I had him during boot
Omg there needs to be a version where the diver just goes past the rocket and explores mars and the drill Sargent is freaking out! I was dying watching this 😝
OMG Sarge, I adore the passion for democracy especially when you scream your lungs out 🤣
This is awesome !!! Great idea , it would be funny to see more random voice overs of other in game tutorials. Maybe even ones that don’t have a narrator just subtitles normally haha
Haha thank you ricky! Glad you enjoyed man, and that's a great idea! If the moment arises who knows! I'm down for anything really
When Mr. MeeSeeks help you through training.
Expectation: General Brasch
Reality: Sarge
As my old USAF TI would say, Out-freaking-standing!!
Petition to make this the training course voice over for when you do the training course for the second time so it sounds like the people in charge of you are annoyed that you forgot everything and have to do it all again.
This was f***ing brilliant!! PLEASE DO MORE SARGE!
This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
after a mounth of service to super earth he retire to become a drill instructor
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Alternate DLC voicelines lol
This reminds me so much of that robot doctor from Metal arms
I was watching this in public without sound, and I just imagined the voice as Jk Simmons.
I would legitimately kill to have this as the new tutorial voice. hell, I'd do some genuinely outrageous things to have ya as an actual pickable character voice option
Brother, i would pay money for a voicepack of Sarge. Arrowhead, get this man onboard, guys!
"ignore the 50 helldiver attached to that rocket" , that line lol
This, this is the best shit ever. I got flashbacks from bootcamp, ROFL!