Norm MacDonald @ Sports Awards, 1998

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  • @petepyeatt6909
    @petepyeatt6909 3 года назад +1467

    Not one Heisman winner has killed his wife and a waiter since Norm spoke to the sports world. His advice was heeded.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, okay Mr. Dictionary.

    • @jackblackfan4202
      @jackblackfan4202 3 года назад +15

      @@thebrazilianatlantis165 articulate or don’t. Doesn’t matter when you don’t want to learn right?

    • @joeraguso5376
      @joeraguso5376 3 года назад +18

      Reggie Bush's Heisman was taken from him though, and he didn't even kill his wife or a waiter!

    • @zzzzzz1039
      @zzzzzz1039 3 года назад +15

      You think heeded is an obscure word?

    • @docfloydmusic
      @docfloydmusic 2 года назад +2

      That's a really good point.

  • @ItsTimePictures
    @ItsTimePictures 7 лет назад +621

    Norm was on fire. Good Lord, he had no fear.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 6 лет назад +26

      a perfect monologue mixing sports and current events, hilarious and pushing the damn envelope

    • @tyson31415
      @tyson31415 4 года назад +25

      That's what make Norm so amazing. He has never given a fuck about who he offends. He picks fights that take years to win, but he wins them.

    • @Ela.elizabeth
      @Ela.elizabeth 3 года назад +12

      He had just been fired from snl, so I think he had a "who gives a fck" attitude about it all.

    • @83reggieT
      @83reggieT 3 года назад +4

      @@Ela.elizabeth Then they brought him back to host.

    • @mbrew3244
      @mbrew3244 2 года назад +7

      @@83reggieT And he took no prisoners there either. "Either I'm much funnier than they realized or this show really sucks!"

  • @ericjohnson4877
    @ericjohnson4877 4 года назад +960

    Ricky Gervais doesn't seem quite so ballsy after watching this

    • @markcotton3481
      @markcotton3481 3 года назад +14

      Take that back immediately. You won't get away with this.

    • @markcotton3481
      @markcotton3481 3 года назад +1

      @Job NO. Fuck you. Norm would get bummed by Ricky, and that's a fact.

    • @ZeusTheTornado
      @ZeusTheTornado 3 года назад +90

      @@markcotton3481 Shut up

    • @shiftt.
      @shiftt. 3 года назад +157

      Both have balls, but Norm is able to maintain his coolness. Ricky has to break down "I'm just joking, haha" so people get along with it.

    • @markcotton3481
      @markcotton3481 3 года назад +2

      @@ZeusTheTornado Come at me bro.

  • @MegaALEXLOUIS
    @MegaALEXLOUIS 4 года назад +1016

    That intro was deeply closeted.

    • @SamPendleton
      @SamPendleton 4 года назад +75

      So I'm tellin' ya, it wasn't gay!

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 4 года назад +37

      @@SamPendleton The ESPY's gave Norm that suit. Now he's not one to take charity.

    • @joecrockrell04
      @joecrockrell04 4 года назад +14

      “Ya got a problem with that?”

    • @Juvenal10
      @Juvenal10 4 года назад +74

      That intro doesn't own a doghouse.

    • @DIVISIONINCISION
      @DIVISIONINCISION 4 года назад +3

      Not THAT deep, baby Mega...

  • @chalie091892
    @chalie091892 2 года назад +242

    I feel like a lot of his jokes actually went over really well with the crowd, which only makes the fact he decided to drive off a cliff with the OJ joke that much funnier

    • @mervinprone
      @mervinprone 2 года назад +12

      Everybody loved the jokes except the sneering black guys in the front row

    • @solidairtarot
      @solidairtarot 2 года назад +9

      It’s like he was always trying to bomb, then getting a joke, then bombing, then joking.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 года назад +3

      Says a lot about the people who got offended about that joke though. The man got away with murder & was rightfully mocked for it.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 года назад +5

      @@mervinprone I know it genuinely baffles me that they excuse what the man did to his wife. When Chris Benoit murdered his family I don't know ANYONE who excused what he did.

    • @gunman462
      @gunman462 Год назад +1

      I don't see how anyone took offence to that, even if OJ wasn't guilty he was still covering for his son who is suspected and is still in hiding.

  • @hunta685
    @hunta685 2 года назад +338

    I don't think any of those fellas dancing on stage own a doghouse

    • @bigalexg
      @bigalexg 2 года назад +2

      nope

    • @TommyLikeTom
      @TommyLikeTom 2 года назад +10

      Lol I scrolled to find someone talking about this. WTF was that? XD

    • @darrelldovenbarger4157
      @darrelldovenbarger4157 2 года назад +2

      My man! Lol

    • @perfectsense3240
      @perfectsense3240 2 года назад +6

      The professor of logic over at the university of science agrees

    • @Celinestu333
      @Celinestu333 2 года назад +1

      Lmaoo
      The fact they are singing a lot bout balls 💀
      At least they're not hypocrites huh?

  • @xtop23
    @xtop23 5 лет назад +226

    that oj joke is 100% beast mode.

    • @JoeKoOhNo
      @JoeKoOhNo 2 года назад +10

      In a room full of beasts, the alpha beast roars.

  • @davidlevy4291
    @davidlevy4291 9 лет назад +403

    That closer is legendary

    • @Randsurfer
      @Randsurfer 9 лет назад +20

      David Levy True. Absolute Giant Brass Comedy Balls.

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 4 года назад +2

      Homeboy got pissed, you guys saw that? Lol

    • @davidlevy4291
      @davidlevy4291 4 года назад +1

      @@TheGreatAlan75 LoL. And it's Ken Griffey Jr.

    • @1983mikechan
      @1983mikechan 4 года назад

      @@TheGreatAlan75 Homeboy.? Bruh, that's Ken Griffey Jr.

  • @Snarflelocker
    @Snarflelocker 2 года назад +153

    whoever OK'd that opening dance has a darker sense of humor than all of Norm's jokes combined. wow.

    • @butlerbees6639
      @butlerbees6639 2 года назад +17

      Chris Kattan directed it

    • @Snarflelocker
      @Snarflelocker 2 года назад +9

      Norm's comments on Kattan are hilarious

    • @stang46l
      @stang46l 2 года назад +13

      I was waiting for Norm to say that was gay

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 2 года назад

      Why is it so, so gay?

    • @kazvanrooij
      @kazvanrooij Год назад

      ​@@stang46lhe basically did haha

  • @lawgill7594
    @lawgill7594 5 лет назад +158

    It's like Norm could see into the future and he knew this opportunity would never happen again. Comedy Gold.

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 6 лет назад +137

    20 years later, and still fresh!

  • @awol1209
    @awol1209 8 лет назад +259

    man Norm Killed it that night. Absolutely hilarious, his delivery is just amazing.

    • @randybradley4151
      @randybradley4151 6 лет назад +4

      Only joke I didn't find funny was the Michael Jordan Senor Crappy.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 6 лет назад +9

      'Cause he was such a GREAT baseball player! lol

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 5 лет назад +3

      Randy: That wasn’t his best one but I’d still call it pretty funny.

    • @JohnSmith-oe5kx
      @JohnSmith-oe5kx 4 года назад

      @@randybradley4151 Agreed. Another nickname would be funnier

  • @jfr45er
    @jfr45er 2 года назад +148

    Who else watched after listening to “Conan O’Brien needs a friend” podcast? Absolute OG Norm!! RIP

  • @mikestraub1748
    @mikestraub1748 6 лет назад +263

    One of the Funniest things I’ve ever seen, and to make that OJ joke at that time took Balls, Norm has the best timing of any Comic I’ve ever seen!!

    • @joeraguso5376
      @joeraguso5376 3 года назад +10

      You know he lost his job at SNL because he wouldn't stop telling OJ jokes, right?

    • @rebelp311
      @rebelp311 2 года назад +4

      @@joeraguso5376 OJ and Michael Jackson jokes!

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 года назад +3

      @@rebelp311 OJ, Michael Jackson and Clinton jokes.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 года назад

      @@LugiThePainDrinker Yep! Now they are even worse off, seeing as they opted for political opinion rather than comedy

  • @dickfab1313
    @dickfab1313 10 лет назад +666

    Nothing like this will ever happen again. "GO BACK TO JAPAN YOU DIRTY FOREIGNER." Over the top, brilliant, and once in a lifetime

    • @kevincarosi2621
      @kevincarosi2621 8 лет назад +2

      hahahahaa

    • @jamesford5485
      @jamesford5485 6 лет назад +32

      That's the thing with those people, they will take a comedians impression of an angry New York sports crowds heckle at a bad player from a joke and turn it into his personal statement. People like that loose an opinion and should never have their feelings even considered valid

    • @momosupremacy8349
      @momosupremacy8349 6 лет назад +18

      Hideki Irabu was found to have committed suicide. Some would say that joke killed 😃

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 5 лет назад +9

      Senor Crappy XD

    • @Erwin3333
      @Erwin3333 5 лет назад

      So true. Imagine 10yrs from now.

  • @theivory1
    @theivory1 7 лет назад +271

    Just a word of advice. That's incredible. Norm has the biggest balls out there.

    • @The_Ass_
      @The_Ass_ 2 года назад +4

      Been waiting five years for that advice

    • @sudind
      @sudind 2 года назад

      All the giant black people in there might not necessarily agree

  • @pablodebella7695
    @pablodebella7695 6 лет назад +109

    lol as soon as Norm starts the monolog and has that impish smile you know something is coming xD

  • @russcurt
    @russcurt 9 лет назад +485

    i should've had a norm macdonald poster on my wall when i was a kid instead of griffey jr.

  • @3rdcoastnyucka
    @3rdcoastnyucka 9 лет назад +209

    That last joke is so great.

    • @stevenjm12
      @stevenjm12 9 лет назад +14

      and ken griffey jr's reaction is priceless!

  • @bellabiesel442
    @bellabiesel442 5 лет назад +236

    I’ve watched this 10 times and still bust out laughing about the East German joke.

    • @bonnpoland
      @bonnpoland 5 лет назад +9

      LOL, nearly a decade after in 1998!! Norm's a genius.

    • @cdubsoptional7849
      @cdubsoptional7849 5 лет назад +5

      After reading your comment, I was waiting for it, and I still laughed. I was expecting Norm to make a typical pigeon/mike tyson mysteries kind of salacious comment, and was completely caught off guard.

    • @manuelromerobackupchannel6799
      @manuelromerobackupchannel6799 4 года назад +2

      I dont get it

    • @aaronkeane2336
      @aaronkeane2336 4 года назад +24

      @@manuelromerobackupchannel6799 East Germany were doping their Olympic athletes back in the 70s and 80s. Lots of the women athletes developed masculine features; moustaches, hairy armpits, penises, that sort of thing.

    • @tyson31415
      @tyson31415 4 года назад +3

      Except the Wall fell in 1991... so there was no such thing as East Germany. They were known for having some very "strong girls" back in the 80's though.

  • @deeditmane
    @deeditmane 8 лет назад +195

    Seth Macfarlane must've produced the singing bit

    • @thetruthseek7866
      @thetruthseek7866 8 лет назад +12

      very family guyesk

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 6 лет назад +44

      He means its GAY!

    • @adamsmith8660
      @adamsmith8660 6 лет назад +3

      deeditmane Seth MacFarland is just that good at mocking different genres

    • @needfoolthings
      @needfoolthings 5 лет назад +1

      That result can only be born from irony and satire, so yes. McFarlane.

    • @DBEENE123
      @DBEENE123 5 лет назад +10

      Mel brooks did it first, and still does it ...ex: Men in Tights, Springtime for Hitler, Blazzing Saddles Ending with the gay chorus line bit, the song from the producers literally called, "keep it gay". Seth worships the ground Mel Brooks walked on.
      If you need an over-the-top gay musical, Mel Brooks will deliver with an original song and make it incredibly uncomfortably gay. ha

  • @benana87
    @benana87 2 года назад +34

    Man he was so ahead of his time with this. Rip to a legend

  • @Dr.Frankensteen
    @Dr.Frankensteen 2 года назад +21

    Rest in Peace Norm. Your comedy will never be matched.

  • @thomaspeirano4930
    @thomaspeirano4930 5 лет назад +41

    21 years later and still hillarious

  • @natemaVan
    @natemaVan 8 лет назад +95

    the reaction to the jokes are a mix of wild laugher and wow did he just say that.
    amazing stuff

  • @ccaruso0404
    @ccaruso0404 2 года назад +22

    He will be so missed. When comedians weren't afraid to be funny. RIP Norm :-(

  • @goodlife459
    @goodlife459 2 года назад +15

    Perfect choice to host this awards show because Norm MacDonald loves, watches, and knows a lot about sports. He did a brilliant job. He really was a gift to the world. God Bless. RIP.

    • @TwoPyramid
      @TwoPyramid 2 года назад

      Yes, very true. His personal sports fandom added so much to this.

  • @MrBruinman86
    @MrBruinman86 9 лет назад +232

    They had to know what to expect when they hired Norm. He's always been edgy.

    • @malmalspur
      @malmalspur 9 лет назад +20

      They probably watched one SNL bit before hiring him.

    • @davedanger9839
      @davedanger9839 6 лет назад +17

      I don't think anyone expected Norm... remember this year he also did the white house correspondence dinner. At least there they made him submit his act beforehand.

  • @burkegoboom
    @burkegoboom 9 лет назад +39

    Fearless.

  • @rickyrickdick4prez
    @rickyrickdick4prez 6 лет назад +52

    Anthony Mason joke was fire

  • @nicolaskrinis7614
    @nicolaskrinis7614 2 года назад +25

    Funniest comedian ever. Up there with Rickles. It's hard to believe how he embodied funny and it's equally hard to believe he is not with us any longer. RIP buddy, you will never be forgotten.

    • @FH-cn3mg
      @FH-cn3mg 2 года назад +1

      Watching Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters is also a fantastic Duo. I think Norm and Don would have gotten along well. Makes me wonder if they ever did any talk shows together.

    • @86ortega
      @86ortega 2 года назад +1

      @@FH-cn3mg No but they were both guests on a show just nothing at the same time. I've looked through the internet twice for it.

  • @aHondaaa
    @aHondaaa 3 года назад +29

    The intro alone is hilarious enough. Norm took the biggest sports award show and made it into a mockery. Classic Norm.

  • @gregobrix
    @gregobrix 2 года назад +62

    My god that man was funny. I'm still wiping away tears of laughter. RIP Norm.

  • @stephenasbridge5251
    @stephenasbridge5251 5 лет назад +25

    Damn I miss the 90s

  • @Godshonestruth
    @Godshonestruth 2 года назад +17

    I am quite sure I want to get to know anyone who loved Norm McDonald as much as I do. It screams character, a sense of humor and a heart.

    • @JJJameson.
      @JJJameson. 2 года назад +1

      Not trying to compete here, just show respect, I love norm as well and he will live forever if it depends on us

    • @Godshonestruth
      @Godshonestruth 2 года назад +1

      @@JJJameson. Its true man. I think he was such a polarizing amazing man that there are people like us who truly loved a man we never met. I just KNOW how big his heart was and how he was kind to people regardless of their “stature” in this paper society.

  • @ThePreachingOfHisWord
    @ThePreachingOfHisWord 6 лет назад +15

    I remember crying tears when watching this.....Norm is the man!

  • @MattSmith-il4tc
    @MattSmith-il4tc 6 лет назад +105

    I love how the guy next to Griffey (on Griffey's right) at the end is cracking up, Griffey looks over at him sternly and the guy looks at Griffey like "Sorry man, that was pretty funny."

    • @LavenderPajamas08
      @LavenderPajamas08 5 лет назад +1

      I dont think thats how it went down, do you have eyes

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 5 лет назад +13

      Lavender: Like Griffey, you obviously have no sense of humor.

    • @rukawa23gold
      @rukawa23gold 2 года назад +4

      12:42
      The guy to the right of ken griffey jr is clearly cracking up while the man to Ken's left clearly hates it. Such a comedic contrast....😅

    • @NickC1966
      @NickC1966 2 года назад

      I think that was Bobby Bonilla next to him.

    • @migz121
      @migz121 2 года назад +1

      @@NickC1966 I think that was Harold Reynolds. Same guy Bo Jackson threw out with an amazing throw back in 1989!!!!!

  • @mbober
    @mbober 8 лет назад +91

    I wish they taped when the network tried to scold him afterwards. I can only imagine the comedic gems he dropped on the execs. Norm is the best.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 6 лет назад +6

      a perfect monologue mixing sports and current events, hilarious and pushing the damn envelope

    • @benjaminknotts745
      @benjaminknotts745 5 лет назад

      I’m not so sure.
      That might be the PR story.

  • @legendaryaustralianspearfi3651
    @legendaryaustralianspearfi3651 2 года назад +3

    WOW I simply cannot imagine a more perfect dance choreography to introduce such a deeply, deeply closeted individual

  • @shamadam1
    @shamadam1 3 года назад +5

    How can you not love Norm... The best comedian ever... Just born with natural wit... He doesn't even have to tell a joke and it's funny

  • @SeekanDestroy03
    @SeekanDestroy03 2 года назад +13

    Norm is a Savage 😂. I wish they could still do this type of comedy today

  • @emerpus01
    @emerpus01 2 года назад +30

    I always thought the Espy Awards were pointless, dumb, and completely unnecessary. Now I see they served a purpose: those 13 minutes I just watched.

  • @countys32
    @countys32 5 лет назад +34

    Norm was 38 here and looked very dapper, one forgets he was a handsome man when he was younger.

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 5 лет назад +1

      he banged Elle MacPherson in her prime

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 5 лет назад +1

      Marcus Maloney yep. kept it fairly quiet but Artie and Jay Mohr both talked about it.

    • @shamadam1
      @shamadam1 3 года назад +2

      He was very handsome no doubt... My favourite comedian

  • @cjdoy
    @cjdoy 2 года назад +6

    No fucks given. Norm was a legend years ago. Rest in Peace Brother.

  • @billyocean7743
    @billyocean7743 6 лет назад +278

    This is something you show your kids to teach them what free speech in comedy was like back in our day.

    • @aman5428
      @aman5428 5 лет назад +9

      If there would have been some place to show how it offend people back in the day(like Twitter), you would have got same outrage as today.
      But there was no way you can express yourself so it looked like people didn't get offended back in the day.

    • @CMike44
      @CMike44 5 лет назад +17

      His entire set was hilarious, but he got banned from the ESPYs for this. And the reactions on people's faces show it was controversial even then. But don't let that stop you from complaining about "the way things are today"

    • @CMike44
      @CMike44 5 лет назад +1

      @Eric Van Mother Theresa was a horrible person

    • @chrisoseland4643
      @chrisoseland4643 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah fast forward to norm on the view. Lol. People fuckin blow now

    • @threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540
      @threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540 4 года назад +1

      Billy.
      Billy don’t you lose my number!!

  • @reallifelebowski4732
    @reallifelebowski4732 2 года назад +6

    Norm & Rodney D were my 2 favorite comedy acts of all time R.I.P to both

  • @Evertreynold
    @Evertreynold 2 года назад +9

    A fearless, comedic genius. He will be missed.

  • @ConcernedCitizen5514
    @ConcernedCitizen5514 7 лет назад +195

    This was one of Norm MacDonald's finest appearance - he killed! Why was Ken Griffey, Jr. so upset about the jokes? Those jokes were hilarious and they weren't even directed at him!

    • @fagbabywhat8039
      @fagbabywhat8039 7 лет назад +39

      Some of them were racial. Also on the last joke, A LOT of black people, especially in sports, were defending OJ and thought it was set up by racist cops who could not stand seeing a black man being successful.

    • @ConcernedCitizen5514
      @ConcernedCitizen5514 7 лет назад +77

      There was racism surrounding the OJ case - OJ Simpson was found not guilty by a racist black jury. It is definitely fair game, and not racist, to make OJ jokes

    • @QMPhilosophe
      @QMPhilosophe 7 лет назад +54

      Facts are never racist.

    • @scruffyrex4797
      @scruffyrex4797 7 лет назад +18

      The Post Sasso Era has hit Ken hard.

    • @Charley032
      @Charley032 5 лет назад +9

      Because is a d#*K head !!!

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 2 года назад +6

    RIP Norm MacDonald
    Thank you for entertaining us 💙

  • @jaywilley955
    @jaywilley955 4 года назад +5

    This man. This man makes my life better. Thanks Norm. 😀

  • @bud-9668
    @bud-9668 5 лет назад +16

    The Heisman trophy joke may have been "too soon" for *that* room. But that's a great fuckin joke!!

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew 2 года назад +7

    Gotta love the look of fear every time the camera goes live on the person he just mentioned.

  • @ironman4122
    @ironman4122 2 года назад +8

    What a legend! RIP Norm🖤

  • @jasonmeek7197
    @jasonmeek7197 2 года назад +2

    Can't believe I hadn't seen this till now. Norm, you're a genius. We miss you bro.

  • @nicknick1974
    @nicknick1974 4 года назад +19

    Norm is a beast at setting people up and then roasting the fuck out of them...
    Wow

  • @Hb2N
    @Hb2N 5 лет назад +13

    The beginning was the future of sports

  • @hardbody2072
    @hardbody2072 2 года назад +6

    This is my favorite stand up from Norm. Laughed the entire time

  • @kenrudin8080
    @kenrudin8080 2 года назад +2

    He was fearless. He's missed by all of us every single day.

  • @ancientitachi1039
    @ancientitachi1039 2 года назад +3

    Rest in piece to a true brother.

  • @txsurf87
    @txsurf87 3 года назад +3

    Biggest set of Balls ever!! Norm is one of the all time greats!!

  • @rob3223
    @rob3223 2 года назад +42

    that intern joke would of got Norm in trouble in todays lame world. Love this man.

    • @yoshit9819
      @yoshit9819 2 года назад +1

      Calling that chick "sexy" at the start of the show would have had him crucified

    • @mervinprone
      @mervinprone 2 года назад +1

      It was a joke aimed at Clinton because of Monica Lewinsky. It wasn’t a joke about sexually assaulting young women.

    • @user-ps6iz6bd9t
      @user-ps6iz6bd9t 2 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @bry2k
      @bry2k 6 месяцев назад

      @@user-ps6iz6bd9t You don't get why a joke about interns was funny in 1998? I gather you were born yesterday?

  • @waltertaylor44
    @waltertaylor44 3 года назад +13

    A young Ricky Gervais takes notes

  • @TRAGICxCITYxB
    @TRAGICxCITYxB 2 года назад +22

    I just hope Ken Griffey Jr developed a sense of humor since this.

    • @bigalexg
      @bigalexg 2 года назад +5

      didn't like that OJ dig at the end. LOL. Hopefully the default support for the guy who killed his wife and a waiter has come to its senses. Norm DGAF on SNL and DGAF in front of a room full of sports stars either. Dude had a pair.

  • @brianhay-roe2951
    @brianhay-roe2951 4 года назад +5

    Greatest Comedian of all time

  • @Bette_Fontenot
    @Bette_Fontenot 4 года назад +3

    I expected that final- and brilliant- punchline to get a lot more appreciation.

  • @superduty4556
    @superduty4556 2 года назад +2

    Hes was on top of the world in 1998. RIP.

  • @kopibin9532
    @kopibin9532 4 года назад +6

    The last dangerous comedian. The one and only brilliant Norm

    • @2CanSam1000
      @2CanSam1000 3 года назад +1

      Chappelle and Bill Burr

  • @roma5869
    @roma5869 2 года назад +5

    RIP to one of the greats

  • @Pullitsurprize
    @Pullitsurprize 3 года назад +4

    Norm's material is timeless.

  • @ml.2770
    @ml.2770 2 года назад +2

    The OJ joke is why Norm is a legend.

  • @killedr6621
    @killedr6621 2 года назад +2

    dude that ringing before the closing punchline just makes it all the more epic

  • @TheTestCo
    @TheTestCo 2 года назад +5

    The look on every one's face when Norm calls their name is hilarious

  • @BillViets
    @BillViets 2 года назад +89

    A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
    The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him some happiness. But I don’t know. I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there at night. I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to.
    My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us moths. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own pitiful face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all. Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good.
    And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
    And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”

    • @Evan-jr3ir
      @Evan-jr3ir 2 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @MrSimmies
      @MrSimmies 2 года назад +1

      Norm tells it better.

    • @dyerseve45
      @dyerseve45 2 года назад

      What a bunch of gobbledygook

  • @rimrod420
    @rimrod420 2 года назад +2

    Love you Norm. RIP you crazy legend.

  • @grizzfan018
    @grizzfan018 2 года назад +2

    RIP to one of the GOATs

  • @PC.NickRowan
    @PC.NickRowan 4 года назад +23

    You can actually see the fear in their eyes when Norm says the name Haha

  • @mbrew3244
    @mbrew3244 2 года назад +4

    Some of the faces on the audience are so uptight you can practically hear their sphincters tightening.

  • @ABESIT1983
    @ABESIT1983 2 года назад +2

    He was a sage that got it all right. Rip. Norm rip kobe

  • @marlongaines9319
    @marlongaines9319 2 года назад +4

    Omg this would NEVER fly in today’s world. I miss those days.

    • @MrRaptormatt
      @MrRaptormatt 2 года назад

      Its when comics had balls and would poke fun of people. He was fearless...check him out as the host of the Clinton press thingy...its on RUclips...he just rips them a new one

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism 5 лет назад +16

    That O.J. Simpson joke at the end was one of the funniest ever! LoL! Those 3 black guys shaking their heads need to stop getting their panties all bunched up.

    • @emerpus01
      @emerpus01 2 года назад +2

      That’s your takeaway? You didn’t approve of the way some black guys reacted. Why even care? Joke was hilarious enjoy it don’t make it some racial thing!

  • @RjBenjamin353
    @RjBenjamin353 5 лет назад +5

    Norm is a legend!!!

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 5 лет назад +28

    I think Ricky Gervais was inspired by this for the Golden Globes..........

    • @triplea1313
      @triplea1313 4 года назад +1

      Hugo Nongbri u are dead on

    • @hoborock007
      @hoborock007 3 года назад +2

      @@triplea1313
      Absolutely

  • @journeyman2003
    @journeyman2003 5 лет назад +12

    Griffey jrs reaction was priceless

  • @BenDover-vs7ih
    @BenDover-vs7ih 2 года назад +3

    Best ESPY host ever!!! Norm was awesome.

  • @lewcipher358
    @lewcipher358 5 лет назад +5

    Love Linda Kohn here. Still the queen on the throne at espen.

  • @dennisanderson3895
    @dennisanderson3895 2 года назад +2

    OMG! Thankfully, I wasn't sipping anything or my PC screen would be getting cleaned from the spit-take! That ESPY opening chorus line was hilarious!

  • @chejones8858
    @chejones8858 2 года назад +1

    R.I.P. Norm McDonald, Stewart Scott, and Rich Eisen Hai, We ALL Miss You Very Much 😋

  • @RjBenjamin353
    @RjBenjamin353 2 года назад +4

    Norm, you were a legend sir. You had the balls of George Patton

  • @colebyrnes7889
    @colebyrnes7889 2 года назад +4

    I have watched the line about "strippers and crack" 15 times because the woman sitting next to boomer in the cutsway is priceless. 0.125% of a grin and the rest of her face is stone cold. Can't tell if it is drugs or shock. Either way

  • @sampleb
    @sampleb 2 года назад +1

    Ahead of times. Legend.

  • @AceAlvarezNYC
    @AceAlvarezNYC 2 года назад +2

    Norm was a fuckin Beast! He crushed it . Long Live NORM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @cc-fl7uj
    @cc-fl7uj 5 лет назад +17

    This is pure gold. Modern comedians would be scared to death to tell these jokes.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 5 лет назад +1

      Not really. Norm is punching up (at millionaire athletes, especially the misogynist murderer OJ), not down.

    • @cc-fl7uj
      @cc-fl7uj 5 лет назад +5

      @@scottcharney1091
      No chance a modern comedian would make the joke norm made about the Japanese player. They'd spend a month afterwards on an apology tour.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 5 лет назад

      @@cc-fl7uj The joke is about Irabu's incompetence, and the rudeness of the Yankees fans.

    • @cc-fl7uj
      @cc-fl7uj 5 лет назад +2

      @@scottcharney1091
      Yes it is...

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 5 лет назад

      @@cc-fl7uj So what would result in an apology tour?

  • @davec3651
    @davec3651 2 года назад +4

    4:22
    The highlight of any man's career, a whoo from Kathy Ireland.

  • @Tepyr
    @Tepyr 3 года назад +2

    That hard cut at the end, Norm is special for this one.

  • @kesselrunheroj8497
    @kesselrunheroj8497 2 года назад +1

    Norm IS the Greatest of all time.

  • @blakejameson1114
    @blakejameson1114 3 года назад +41

    Nobody knows what to think of Norm. Everything he does and says challenges people's illusions, preconceptions, and standards. He's my long lost uncle.

  • @joerivandeweyer3056
    @joerivandeweyer3056 3 года назад +8

    Chris Kattan would have loved to be in that intro song. You just know.

  • @jameshogue5390
    @jameshogue5390 2 года назад +1

    R.I.P Norm... you will be missed!!!

  • @pdfico
    @pdfico 2 года назад +2

    Norm was doing it twenty years before Ricky Gervais at the Emmys

  • @TubenIt83
    @TubenIt83 2 года назад +4

    RIP Norm!