Oj Simpson Dead At 76! The Best Of Norm Macdonald. The Oj Simpson jokes that got him canned from SNL

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  • @spudskie3907
    @spudskie3907 9 месяцев назад +8140

    Norm died too soon.
    OJ died too late.

    • @itwasnteveryfloor5038
      @itwasnteveryfloor5038 9 месяцев назад +68

      You did the best one.

    • @MrReidster
      @MrReidster 9 месяцев назад +44

      this brings a tear to my eye

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 9 месяцев назад +28

      A-MEN!!!!

    • @asurlybarber3620
      @asurlybarber3620 9 месяцев назад +28

      "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

    • @bigmyke2008
      @bigmyke2008 9 месяцев назад +138

      They both died of cancer and kept pretty quiet about it. Only difference is most of us still miss Norm

  • @Aidan_B_Young
    @Aidan_B_Young 8 месяцев назад +881

    When Norm MacDonald died, he was trending online. When OJ Simpson died, Norm MacDonald began trending again. It’s beautiful really.

    • @Oceangirl_505
      @Oceangirl_505 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yes!

    • @daverain1967
      @daverain1967 2 месяца назад +6

      kinda cool

    • @projectonyx6491
      @projectonyx6491 5 дней назад

      when oj died everyone just talked about how much of a pos he was. wish he could see it

    • @daverain1967
      @daverain1967 5 дней назад

      ​@@projectonyx6491 had nothing to do with the jokes, NBC exec was OJ's best friend.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 8 месяцев назад +809

    For all these years, I’ve remembered this one: “The jury is divided into two camps: Those who think he is guilty, and those who are really, really stupid.”
    That sums up the whole trial perfectly .

    • @courtneyshannon2621
      @courtneyshannon2621 8 месяцев назад +39

      In 30 for 30: OJ Made in America, it said that 75% of the jury thought it was impossible for OJ to commit the murders because he was so good at football at USC. The documentary also includes a clip of Barry Scheck lying about how the science of DNA analysis works and just outright making shit up. Then it cuts to the interview with Juror #2 saying "Barry Scheck was my favorite lawyer because he was really entertaining," so yeah, Norm's joke was 💯.

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 8 месяцев назад +38

      @@courtneyshannon2621I’ve read a lot more details about the jury selection process and the jurors, and it all tends to the same conclusion: Yhey somehow managed to have the 12 dumbest people in the State of California to be OJ’s jury. At a minimum, those who thought such a good football player couldn’t be guilty, should have been excluded “for cause.”

    • @johnaustin209
      @johnaustin209 4 месяца назад

      Indeed. It was a f***ing farce.

    • @fort809
      @fort809 3 месяца назад +5

      @@censusgaryone of the jurors also admitted in an interview that they knew he was guilty, but voted not guilty anyway as revenge against whites for Rodney king. Which is somehow even more vile than just being dumb

    • @JohnJacobSchmidtt
      @JohnJacobSchmidtt Месяц назад

      I've seen some implications that basically was almost like a penice for the race wars that had happened not too long before then.. with the police brutality. That most people knew he was guilty, but the police had done a lot of dirty stuff before and that there was a lot of Injustice.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 9 месяцев назад +4057

    Cancer killed O.J.
    After a lengthy autopsy, Cancer was found not guilty.

    • @jeremykennedy9808
      @jeremykennedy9808 9 месяцев назад +228

      However, Cancer has vowed to find the real killer.

    • @roel.vinckens
      @roel.vinckens 9 месяцев назад

      It's official.
      Cancer is not lethal in California.

    • @peopleforpooping
      @peopleforpooping 9 месяцев назад +113

      Cancer will be releasing its new book next week titled: "if I did it"

    • @mattcarberry368
      @mattcarberry368 9 месяцев назад +52

      Cancer put on a small glove and demanded to be acquitted of the charges, and will spend the rest of it's life hoping not to run into OJ's real killer on the streets

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 9 месяцев назад +16

      Cancer's plea was 'self defense by reason of insanity'

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 9 месяцев назад +510

    OJ Simpson's death has filled me sadness.
    Because it made me remember how much I miss Norm MacDonald.

  • @Volmcat
    @Volmcat 9 месяцев назад +9363

    Finally OJ can rest, knowing that his wife’s killer is dead

    • @TheCinematicGamer
      @TheCinematicGamer 9 месяцев назад +80

      😂

    • @Gotcha6666
      @Gotcha6666 9 месяцев назад +85

      Fking good one! 👉😜💨
      Best wishes from Prague, Czech republic!

    • @DJavaCypher
      @DJavaCypher 9 месяцев назад +43

      Allegedly... 😉

    • @bendishner8347
      @bendishner8347 9 месяцев назад +41

      Now that's funny 😂

    • @popjaw1andOnly
      @popjaw1andOnly 9 месяцев назад +56

      THIS.... is why I love the comments!🤣👍

  • @allys744
    @allys744 9 месяцев назад +1748

    Norm would be so flattered to see everyone remembering his humor and jokes in the wake of OJ’s death

    • @CheeseMonger60
      @CheeseMonger60 9 месяцев назад +41

      he was the first thing i thought of when i heard OJ died

    • @KittyGrizGriz
      @KittyGrizGriz 9 месяцев назад +9

      You Betcha!! 😂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 9 месяцев назад +19

      "According to sources at the cemetery they had to dig his grave a little bigger than usual because the coffin didn't fit."

    • @DD-fj2ut
      @DD-fj2ut 9 месяцев назад +8

      Quite funny too see them again and quite appropriate.

    • @coreymoore2719
      @coreymoore2719 9 месяцев назад +13

      I'm sure we all wish he was still here so he could comment on this subject right now

  • @brandonhicks9926
    @brandonhicks9926 9 месяцев назад +1777

    My favorite OJ joke is definitely the “when the one person who would die for you, kills you” one

    • @josephdykes1820
      @josephdykes1820 9 месяцев назад +74

      That and "This just in, Murder is legal in the state of California" are my favorites

    • @Weshopwizard
      @Weshopwizard 9 месяцев назад +21

      All the book titles are great.

    • @clipcoug1139
      @clipcoug1139 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@josephdykes1820: Murder is legal in the state of Californal gets me every time.
      The one about OJ refusing a lie detector because it detects lies was another great one.

    • @jayceecee8651
      @jayceecee8651 9 месяцев назад +30

      "The jury is divided into two camps...Those that think he's innocent, and those who are really, really stupid." 😂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 9 месяцев назад +23

      "well if i was to guess Ron Goldmans last words id guess hey youre OJ Simpson!"

  • @jerryfromtheblock6463
    @jerryfromtheblock6463 9 месяцев назад +669

    I love that Norm is such a legend that another famous man died and everyone takes it as an opportunity to commemorate Norm 2 years after his death

  • @michaelgoff4504
    @michaelgoff4504 9 месяцев назад +1360

    I heard that O.J. Simpson was going to remarry. He was sorry that his previous marriages didn't work out, and he wanted to take another stab at it.

    • @alisasharon1626
      @alisasharon1626 9 месяцев назад +24

      Rimshot!!

    • @markloveless1001
      @markloveless1001 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@alisasharon1626 Beat me to it. Too perfect.

    • @Wheresthelove7
      @Wheresthelove7 8 месяцев назад +8

      Pretty good

    • @imxploring
      @imxploring 8 месяцев назад +12

      OJ found he couldn't cut marriage... but he did better in divorce.

    • @coolcorvoid
      @coolcorvoid 8 месяцев назад +3

      That's a good one lol

  • @kevinhardy8997
    @kevinhardy8997 9 месяцев назад +2817

    Norm absolutely killed on Weekend Update. But… not as much as OJ killed.

    • @bjtgaming
      @bjtgaming 9 месяцев назад +18

      Well he actually killed quite often😅

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 9 месяцев назад +17

      Actually Norm killed way more. Damn it Norm was the real killer all along. Right under our noses.

    • @theoriginalJP
      @theoriginalJP 9 месяцев назад +25

      We can all rest easy, knowing that murder is legal in the state of california

    • @aruglaempire2518
      @aruglaempire2518 9 месяцев назад +4

      I saw what you did there.

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 9 месяцев назад +3

      allegedly

  • @Dudestman
    @Dudestman 9 месяцев назад +2731

    OJ's punishment is having to listen to Norm Macdonald make fun of him for eternity.

    • @christopherjohnson1803
      @christopherjohnson1803 9 месяцев назад +83

      I imagine that the 1st person OJ saw in the afterlife was Norm.....what poetic justice that would be.

    • @joshuadowling8778
      @joshuadowling8778 9 месяцев назад +22

      Haha. I wonder if he also gets to choose the pineapple?

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr 9 месяцев назад +58

      Why would norm be in hell?
      Unless the devil booked him for a few gigs i think gods got him on his payroll.

    • @weslovell815
      @weslovell815 9 месяцев назад +17

      Norm would give this comment a like

    • @bobstraube9851
      @bobstraube9851 9 месяцев назад +35

      Norm would be dressed like Death in Family Guy pull off the hood and look like Turd Ferguson

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 9 месяцев назад +1004

    Cancer has announced it is currently writing a book entitled "If I Did It".

    • @clipcoug1139
      @clipcoug1139 9 месяцев назад

      Nah. Cancer right now is vehemently denying killing OJ, and claims that he was playing golf in his backyard during OJ's passing

    • @marcwolfe7366
      @marcwolfe7366 9 месяцев назад +15

      Brilliant!!!

    • @weslovell815
      @weslovell815 9 месяцев назад +23

      Somewhere Norms still laughing at this one...

    • @Shane661
      @Shane661 9 месяцев назад +14

      This is so Norm-esque, lol.

    • @a.lumberjack4456
      @a.lumberjack4456 9 месяцев назад +6

      Too funny!

  • @jimmy1154
    @jimmy1154 9 месяцев назад +177

    No one else in comedy had the guts to crush OJ, so Norm did it.

    • @boistired6825
      @boistired6825 8 месяцев назад +6

      Only fair considering OJ crushed the guts of two people.

    • @beachchicken6268
      @beachchicken6268 8 месяцев назад +1

      squeeze oj*

  • @geraldboesen5037
    @geraldboesen5037 9 месяцев назад +310

    Ron Goldman's Last Words: "Hey! You're OJ Simpson!"

  • @Grimmreefer34
    @Grimmreefer34 9 месяцев назад +1080

    He had the b@lls no other comedian has ever had. He's still the funniest the SNL has ever had in almost 50 yrs. Love ya Norm

    • @glennwadlegih1896
      @glennwadlegih1896 9 месяцев назад +45

      OMG, he was fearless. Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are close, but Norm did it on network TV, on a show that was reaching millions. Back then everyone talked about SNL, it was a cultural phenomenon.

    • @CreepyUncleStupid
      @CreepyUncleStupid 9 месяцев назад +16

      ?? dan akroyd, john belushi, steve martin, eddie murphy, chris farley. sorry reefer, maybe you don't remember the greats... more reefer plez

    • @MurderMostFowl
      @MurderMostFowl 9 месяцев назад +53

      @@CreepyUncleStupid I dont think you understood what the OP was saying. Macdonald said these things while the trial was still ongoing. He wasn’t playing safe and saying “allegedly”. It was extremely controversial at the time. There have been a lot of great comedians that have taken controversial positions, but most of them did it during their own sets and not on live national television.
      The focus wasn’t good SNL comedians, but comedians standing up and telling a joke, even if it’s controversial. Nobody in your list fits that there were plenty of comedians in history that do, but not those folks ( as funny as they are though.. don’t get me wrong )

    • @andrewscott7728
      @andrewscott7728 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@CreepyUncleStupid Haha, every person you listed doesn't even do controversial material. You've had enough reefer.

    • @KittyGrizGriz
      @KittyGrizGriz 9 месяцев назад +19

      I’d add George Carlin to that list, too. He didn’t do SNL but he’s on point with observational humor. Saw him on the “dirty words” tour, funny funny man.
      I miss Norm & George.

  • @davidteovogel3482
    @davidteovogel3482 9 месяцев назад +1672

    Norm roasted OJ on earth. Now the devil is roasting OJ in hell.

    • @AllTheBestCO
      @AllTheBestCO 9 месяцев назад +16

      Satan bad. Santa good?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 9 месяцев назад +5

      OJ was a paragon of virtue.

    • @UNCJerry77
      @UNCJerry77 9 месяцев назад +13

      Or so the Germans would have us believe...😅

    • @Boballoo
      @Boballoo 9 месяцев назад +3

      Norm is sitting right beside OJ, roasting.

    • @milla7391
      @milla7391 9 месяцев назад +8

      You know who else will roast OJ?
      You guessed it...Frank Stallone

  • @brianlane9534
    @brianlane9534 9 месяцев назад +700

    Too bad Norm wasn't around for this day.

    • @LazyPirate8
      @LazyPirate8 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's because God told him: Yeah, then when I said if he possibly did it.

    • @marymem9864
      @marymem9864 8 месяцев назад +4

      I bet he hosted a heavenly party!!!!🎉

    • @vedmadhu8799
      @vedmadhu8799 4 месяца назад

      Why? What happened?

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 3 месяца назад

      Norm is around. Open your mind.

  • @arcas8423
    @arcas8423 9 месяцев назад +108

    OJ searched relentlessly for his wife’s killer on America’s golf courses.

  • @omnipocket3055
    @omnipocket3055 9 месяцев назад +351

    Norm actually quit in solidarity with his writing partner who was fired for the OJ jokes. They tried to get him to stay but he was such a perfect man that he never once bragged about his selfless act.

    • @TylerWardhaha
      @TylerWardhaha 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ah truly the Muad’Dib!

    • @werewolfgirl1995
      @werewolfgirl1995 8 месяцев назад +5

      I mean humble maybe but he was far from perfect. He was actually a very troubled man who had an EXTREME gambling problem. He almost lost his house like 4 times because he bet it.

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@werewolfgirl1995thank you. Idolizing famous people is weird.

    • @cecemartinson4589
      @cecemartinson4589 8 месяцев назад +17

      ⁠@@werewolfgirl1995”Almost” lost his house. If that’s not perfection, I don’t know what is!

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@werewolfgirl1995 Who gives a fuck. He didn't lose his house.

  • @bikepacker9850
    @bikepacker9850 9 месяцев назад +429

    Norm was basically railing against the injustice...... He was a great man....

    • @Terrathrax
      @Terrathrax 8 месяцев назад +11

      And he was just about the only one at that level doing so unfortunately.

    • @mykoniichistorychannel
      @mykoniichistorychannel 8 месяцев назад +4

      I miss Norm.

    • @bikepacker9850
      @bikepacker9850 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@mykoniichistorychannel Yes, sometimes you don't realise what you have until it's gone. A great man.

  • @eduardoflores1503
    @eduardoflores1503 9 месяцев назад +2646

    Somewhere out there, Norm is on cloud, laughing at O.J in hell.

    • @Ghost1126
      @Ghost1126 9 месяцев назад +24

      laughing at you for thinking dead people sit on clouds (or go to a place called "hell")

    • @nottoomuchchesthair3119
      @nottoomuchchesthair3119 9 месяцев назад +51

      @@Ghost1126 your joke is contradicting lol Idk if you noticed

    • @TheReal_JohnDoeSmith
      @TheReal_JohnDoeSmith 9 месяцев назад +1

      While asking his T cells where are they going? 😂

    • @kennytesta9312
      @kennytesta9312 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@Ghost1126we’re all laughing at you for believing in ghosts

    • @celticgal7460
      @celticgal7460 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Ghost1126Wow!! You don’t believe in hell??!!

  • @georgebrown1543
    @georgebrown1543 9 месяцев назад +654

    God forbid you hurt the feelings of the murderer.

    • @weslovell815
      @weslovell815 9 месяцев назад +12

      Ain't that the truth...

    • @aruglaempire2518
      @aruglaempire2518 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yes, you could TRIGGER him!! DUCK!!

    • @OtakuAnthony
      @OtakuAnthony 9 месяцев назад +2

      Alleged murderer

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 9 месяцев назад +18

      Murderers have feelings too…..
      Like anger, rage, bloodlust.
      But jokes aside logically you’re wrong, it’s surely wiser to not hurt the feelings of a murderer.
      In term of danger, hurting the feelings of a non murderer is less dangerous than a murderer.

    • @Muskeljudentum
      @Muskeljudentum 9 месяцев назад +20

      This dude said “alleged murderer” 😂😂🤪

  • @benevenuto9794
    @benevenuto9794 9 месяцев назад +537

    norm McDonald is walking around heaven with a smirk on his face asking “hey have you seen OJ?”

    • @kurtilingus
      @kurtilingus 8 месяцев назад +11

      Hahaha, excellent

    • @gailreese4102
      @gailreese4102 8 месяцев назад +12

      He's not gonna be there.

    • @waldoparsnip1025
      @waldoparsnip1025 8 месяцев назад +17

      Sorry Norm , not up here .

    • @1984isnotamanual
      @1984isnotamanual 8 месяцев назад +5

      If only that were true because that’s a great thought! RIP Norm

    • @Door227
      @Door227 8 месяцев назад +4

      Hes looking up at us man

  • @ErichLRuehs
    @ErichLRuehs 9 месяцев назад +132

    "The crowd is torn" Even the SNL crowd loved that one!

  • @greggd2027
    @greggd2027 9 месяцев назад +588

    When the Bronco chase ended and the cops had OJ surrounded, he froze and concentrated..

    • @weslovell815
      @weslovell815 9 месяцев назад +50

      Now that's funny...Norm would be proud

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 9 месяцев назад +28

      Pulp fiction. 🍊

    • @fly_speck_cafe
      @fly_speck_cafe 9 месяцев назад +11

      Oh, well played! 👏😄

    • @markdanielczyk944
      @markdanielczyk944 9 месяцев назад +11

      Rim shot!🥁👍🤣

    • @tommyl3207
      @tommyl3207 9 месяцев назад +5

      LOL!

  • @peterjonas4971
    @peterjonas4971 9 месяцев назад +574

    Fired for telling the obvious truth.

    • @steelphantom9105
      @steelphantom9105 9 месяцев назад

      Liberals can’t handle the truth.

    • @joedirt3563
      @joedirt3563 8 месяцев назад

      Would not have been fired if OJ was white.

    • @LocalMachine
      @LocalMachine 8 месяцев назад +29

      Norm wasn't fired from SNL. He quit in solidarity with his writing partner who was fired for the OJ jokes. SNL tried to get Norm to stay.

    • @kevino4846
      @kevino4846 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@LocalMachine Correct. Do people really think Norm went on air with all of that over multiple shows without Lorne Michaels knowing?

    • @barbarakauppi9915
      @barbarakauppi9915 8 месяцев назад

      @@kevino4846 LM didn't fire them, the killer's über-powerful golf buddy Ohlmeyer in charge of NBC at the time did. You know, that same golf buddy helping him scour every elite private golf course in the country for Nicole and Ron's "real" killer. ... Here folks were thinking that was just an old-school mafia-type thing.
      LM was just the greedy slithering coward who sold his soul - and Norm, along with the show's last inkling of credibility - to the MSM plutocrat devils. Few, if any, could have imagined that was such a profound harbinger of things to come...

  • @devynhall422
    @devynhall422 9 месяцев назад +149

    Two of my favourite jokes are missing in this
    "This week it was revealed that when O.J. was first taken into police custody, his lawyers denied permission for Simpson to be hooked up to a lie detection machine. The reason - It's a machine that detects lies."
    "In the O.J. Simpson trial Ron Goldman's father hurled abusive language at Mr Simpson because "he didn't like the way he was looking at him." O.J responded "Come on, I wasn't even looking at you! Oh your probably just still mad at me because I murdered your son."

  • @mentat1341
    @mentat1341 9 месяцев назад +68

    Every joke hits. Norm is a legend.

  • @bubhub64
    @bubhub64 9 месяцев назад +56

    "It is official now, murder is now legal in the state of California!" ~ Norm McDonald on OJ Simpson's acquittal.

  • @joetruth5924
    @joetruth5924 9 месяцев назад +557

    OJ tragically took the lives of two people and got away with it. Another unfortunate result was being introduced to the Kardashians.

    • @DebraHaney-lk2vz
      @DebraHaney-lk2vz 9 месяцев назад +68

      Yep, the OJ trial made the Kardashians famous. Ugh. 🤮

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 8 месяцев назад +21

      Kardashians Unleashed. Worse crime than the murders.

    • @waldoparsnip1025
      @waldoparsnip1025 8 месяцев назад +1

      Poor Bruce Jenner , all that dangling in his face , he had to switch .

    • @ryanmurphy2588
      @ryanmurphy2588 7 месяцев назад +6

      The worst thing that happened to America was making those Kardashians famous. Thanks OJ!

    • @R-E-X-
      @R-E-X- Месяц назад +1

      He didn’t actually do it it was most likely his son but he still covered it up

  • @zeprls
    @zeprls 9 месяцев назад +248

    Looking back at this, I was in my 20’s young and clueless but when OJ was handling the knife in court and acted like it was a toy and smiling…. That’s when I knew he was guilty. If he didn’t do it and she was the love of his life that should have crippled him. That was the tool used to kill her. Yet he joked and laughed.

    • @brucelaborin2124
      @brucelaborin2124 9 месяцев назад +40

      Agreed. Ironic that it was more convincing than his crappy acting when he put on the crime scene glove.

    • @chrismaverick9828
      @chrismaverick9828 9 месяцев назад +44

      @@brucelaborin2124 Funny how none of my leather gloves fit until I actually relax my hand and stop trying to avoid putting them on.

    • @deborahmurray6872
      @deborahmurray6872 9 месяцев назад +44

      The glove shrunk because it was soaked in blood.

    • @Debra355
      @Debra355 9 месяцев назад +5

      Not likely. They never found the knife that was used.

    • @zeprls
      @zeprls 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@Debra355 that’s right. It was in the bag of stuff he gave to his attorney. It was when he put on the gloves and made a joke of it. The killer of the love of his life had those gloves on and he put them on and was joking. Guilty.

  • @BrianStorey-j5n
    @BrianStorey-j5n 9 месяцев назад +435

    NORM ! YOURE MISSED Your OJ stuff was SPOT ON, PERFECT R.I.P. NORM

    • @SSNESS
      @SSNESS 9 месяцев назад +2

      SNL HOF

    • @1984isnotamanual
      @1984isnotamanual 8 месяцев назад

      He’s dead he can’t read your comment

  • @shtstirrer
    @shtstirrer 9 месяцев назад +26

    Norm’s jokes are still funny because he was ballsy enough to say out loud what everyone thought of and (still think of) OJ .. lol

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 9 месяцев назад +65

    Should have won an Emmy; not got fired!😂

  • @obiejerusalem8587
    @obiejerusalem8587 9 месяцев назад +108

    Norm had the most perfect comedic timing I have ever seen. He always knew when to pause, when to slow down, and when to speed up. I don't think anyone cried over O.J. but I'm willing to bet there were many tears when Norm left us.

    • @lisaleigh562
      @lisaleigh562 9 месяцев назад +2

      Many many tears for Norm ♥️💗♥️

    • @40stbotolph
      @40stbotolph 9 месяцев назад +1

      I attended one of his live shows a few years back. I was so shocked when I heard the news of his passing. He was great.

    • @obiejerusalem8587
      @obiejerusalem8587 8 месяцев назад

      @@40stbotolph I'll always regret never seeing him live.

  • @jharv1970
    @jharv1970 9 месяцев назад +536

    That's my lucky stabbin' hat

    • @BC1Collect
      @BC1Collect 9 месяцев назад +13

      I seriously can't stop commenting that quote when I see something about oj

    • @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick
      @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick 9 месяцев назад +4

      Everybody should own one.

    • @bramstayer
      @bramstayer 9 месяцев назад +3

      So Canadian my lucky stabbin hat!!!😅

    • @bigverybadtom
      @bigverybadtom 23 дня назад +1

      The best joke in the whole video!

  • @christopherjohnson1803
    @christopherjohnson1803 9 месяцев назад +179

    I'm glad someone put this up...this is the best tribute to OJ that could be!! 😂

  • @batsonelectronics
    @batsonelectronics 9 месяцев назад +77

    RIP Norm, good riddance OJ.

  • @emmgeevideo
    @emmgeevideo 9 месяцев назад +99

    I wish Norm had lived to see OJ kick the bucket. We would have heard some really good jokes.

  • @Fister_of_Muppets
    @Fister_of_Muppets 9 месяцев назад +484

    Norm used to think O.J. was guilty. He still thinks O.J. is guilty, but he used to too.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 9 месяцев назад +17

      Two great comics gone....

    • @f308gtb1977
      @f308gtb1977 9 месяцев назад +21

      Miiiiiiiitch!!!!😭

    • @deborahmurray6872
      @deborahmurray6872 9 месяцев назад +11

      If you're talking about Mitch Headburg, I agree.

    • @gravelpit5680
      @gravelpit5680 9 месяцев назад +7

      that's a great joke, deserves more 👏

    • @davidfowler2714
      @davidfowler2714 9 месяцев назад

      What?

  • @kurtobermeyer3356
    @kurtobermeyer3356 9 месяцев назад +361

    I didn't realize how awesome the 90's were when I was living them. This video made me appreciate the good old days, Norm was just hilarious.

    • @whiskeymonk4085
      @whiskeymonk4085 9 месяцев назад +9

      Go be funny. Say the things that can't be said. Be your own hero.

    • @BoozeandNewswithTimandDut
      @BoozeandNewswithTimandDut 9 месяцев назад +1

      I agree

    • @deborahmurray6872
      @deborahmurray6872 9 месяцев назад

      @ whiskey..., people are so scared. They have moved so far away from truth, if someone tells them the truth they'll cry and run away. In my day you had to be politically correct, now you have to accept that there are 52 genders and the world as we know it is upside down and evil is good 🥴

    • @steve7210
      @steve7210 9 месяцев назад +16

      Before men started taking estrogen...

    • @Gr8thxAlot
      @Gr8thxAlot 9 месяцев назад +3

      It was the peak decade. And SNL was at its best!

  • @ihabibrahim8902
    @ihabibrahim8902 9 месяцев назад +153

    That's bad luck when the one guy who would've died for you ...kills you

  • @jefflabute2946
    @jefflabute2946 9 месяцев назад +157

    Good-bye OJ. You’re about to face a real judge.

    • @brucelaborin2124
      @brucelaborin2124 9 месяцев назад +5

      Let's hope he didn't ask THAT judge for mercy, before the end.

    • @NelsonVlog66
      @NelsonVlog66 9 месяцев назад +13

      The ultimate judge, the Lord. No getting out of that one.

    • @jefflabute2946
      @jefflabute2946 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@NelsonVlog66 Hahaha, right! No lawyers to help him in this one.

    • @sleightofmind2016
      @sleightofmind2016 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@jefflabute2946 O.J.'s trial has been moved to Hell...no shortage of attorneys there!

    • @irishkelly654
      @irishkelly654 9 месяцев назад +3

      Don't you just wish that was actually true, LOL.

  • @kimberleebrackley2793
    @kimberleebrackley2793 8 месяцев назад +15

    NORM. Really miss you, man. Real justice would have Norm outliving that murderer.

    • @barbarakauppi9915
      @barbarakauppi9915 8 месяцев назад

      Yes.
      Tho the only real justice would have been the long-abused Nicole Brown and the gentleman Ron Goldman outliving that murderer...
      Not to mention what actual justice if Ohlmeyer had been fired - and 'cancelled' - for his open and thoroughly corrupt support for a pampered sports-world wife-beater, womanizer, and multi-murderer, instead of the funny guy who bravely and honestly spoke truth to power.
      Weird how criminals, media moguls, and other bigwigs too often have so much in common..

  • @Football-Sidelines-NO
    @Football-Sidelines-NO 9 месяцев назад +225

    It was so strange when I heard Norm McDonald was fired over his O.J. jokes, you are very much missed Norm!

    • @marklittle8805
      @marklittle8805 9 месяцев назад +25

      OJ had friends in the NBC hierarchy

    • @Football-Sidelines-NO
      @Football-Sidelines-NO 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@marklittle8805 I believe Don Ohlmeyer was one of them

    • @marklittle8805
      @marklittle8805 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@Football-Sidelines-NO ya, that was who I was thinking of. It doesn't say anything good about Ohlmayer

    • @steelphantom9105
      @steelphantom9105 9 месяцев назад

      Liberals can’t handle the truth.

    • @peterconnick8637
      @peterconnick8637 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Football-Sidelines-NO Dick Ebersol was the pivot. Lorne soon after.

  • @00hooper
    @00hooper 9 месяцев назад +224

    This is exactly what we needed. Rip Norm

  • @tectorgorch8698
    @tectorgorch8698 9 месяцев назад +256

    I was never a huge Norm fan but these jokes are above and beyond genius. Sorry he's no longer with us.

    • @devonbrooks246
      @devonbrooks246 9 месяцев назад +14

      I saw him at a comedy club. He was the real deal. I could not stop laughing. He was my favorite.

    • @IMAWOMANDONOTDOUBTME
      @IMAWOMANDONOTDOUBTME 9 месяцев назад

      If you are not a norm fan you are probably some uptight clown anyways.

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 9 месяцев назад +1

      I think Dennis Miller was better.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 9 месяцев назад

      Commie

    • @waldoparsnip1025
      @waldoparsnip1025 9 месяцев назад +3

      Check him out slashing the Clintons' !

  • @nickporter9264
    @nickporter9264 9 месяцев назад +94

    Today, OJ Simpson gets to make his case as to why he should get into heaven. Unfortunately for him, his court appointed lawyer was Norm Macdonald.

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 9 месяцев назад +6

      God sent Norm to meet OJ at St. Peter’s Gate…….

    • @brucelaborin2124
      @brucelaborin2124 9 месяцев назад +2

      SAVAGE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @preciousone5496
      @preciousone5496 8 месяцев назад +2

      Holy shit, best comment on here!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BDaltonYoung
      @BDaltonYoung Месяц назад +3

      I heard he demanded a lawyer and was immediately asked "Where do you expect us to get one of those up here?"

  • @AaronDennis1111
    @AaronDennis1111 9 месяцев назад +19

    Always loved how he had papers but never glanced at them

  • @revlo1557
    @revlo1557 9 месяцев назад +134

    11 minutes of gold.

  • @kacornish1
    @kacornish1 9 месяцев назад +118

    Damn… He was RELENTLESS, lol.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 9 месяцев назад +4

      I doubt this is even all of them

  • @nstix2009xitsn
    @nstix2009xitsn 9 месяцев назад +75

    I had no idea this cost Norm his job. I wasn't watching SNL at the time, anyway. Thanks so much for compiling and posting this.

    • @arthurjeremypearson
      @arthurjeremypearson 9 месяцев назад +5

      There's a rumor that they fired his joke writer, and norm quit in solidarity

  • @reginaeiland3604
    @reginaeiland3604 9 месяцев назад +61

    That one “TOOK” me!!😂😂😂😂 Johnny Cochran, after being accused of beating his wife: “Hey, at least I didn’t kill her like some people I know”!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gagestandingready1472
    @gagestandingready1472 9 месяцев назад +15

    I love how Norm Macdonald is getting a much deserved introduction to a new generation.

  • @melissaburns4311
    @melissaburns4311 9 месяцев назад +168

    Holy does this ever bring back memories! Norm was hilarious. Can't say I will miss OJ though!

  • @ditto1958
    @ditto1958 9 месяцев назад +188

    Norm was pretty sure OJ did it.

    • @arthurjeremypearson
      @arthurjeremypearson 9 месяцев назад +18

      Yep. Norm was pretty. Sure, OJ did it.

    • @markloveless1001
      @markloveless1001 9 месяцев назад +7

      Aa did everyone else. The only question was can being a celebrity let you get away with it? In those days, yes. These days...less so. That much spousal abuse would be a lot harder to hide these days. And that's a good thing.

    • @stephaniehowe0973
      @stephaniehowe0973 8 месяцев назад +5

      We all know OJ did it.

    • @jackdundon2261
      @jackdundon2261 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ok was guilty as hell. (He quit taking arthritis meds, his hands swelled... So the glove didn't fit). OJ WAS A Murdering BASTARD.

  • @chrisfisher1100
    @chrisfisher1100 9 месяцев назад +76

    " O J SLICING THROUGH THE DEFENSE LIKE A KNIFE..." ANNOUNCER ACTUALLY SAID THAT DURING A BROADCAST

  • @chriscarson7384
    @chriscarson7384 9 месяцев назад +9

    Thank you for posting this. I never missed Weekend Update when Norm was behind the news desk. His OJ material was brilliant.

  • @timtrial3971
    @timtrial3971 9 месяцев назад +121

    the jury knew he was guilty too but the desire to stick it to the man was to too strong to do the right thing.

    • @christophermanley3602
      @christophermanley3602 9 месяцев назад +5

      I also think they didn’t want to spend more time as jurors during the sentencing process. It’d already been 9 months or more.

    • @stevendenton4965
      @stevendenton4965 9 месяцев назад

      Plus they sure as hell didn't want more riots all over the country. It had only been a few short years since the Rodney King riots.

    • @davidphillips6803
      @davidphillips6803 9 месяцев назад

      The jury was a bunch of racists.

    • @vault1499
      @vault1499 8 месяцев назад

      They all had an obvious racial bias, more so than being influenced by his celebrity status. It's insane the court allowed a mostly black jury as if that doesn't immediately result in a rigged trial. I don't get how that was even legal. The bias was only further evidenced by the way people celebrated after his acquittal like it's a win for the black community. Pathetic.

    • @NeversurrenderMM66
      @NeversurrenderMM66 8 месяцев назад

      I know many people were worried of possible rioting if he was found guilty. Which was ridiculous because EVERY Black person I knew then knew OJ was guilty.

  • @thatguy2408
    @thatguy2408 9 месяцев назад +19

    It’s missing the best thing one!
    “Earlier today OJ Simpson refused to take lie detector test. Because it detects lies.”

  • @robertjohnson4246
    @robertjohnson4246 9 месяцев назад +31

    The best OJ joke I ever heard was: OJ can’t find work. I don’t know why. He has a killer resume.

  • @JS-yj7ow
    @JS-yj7ow 9 месяцев назад +11

    Ha, the benefit of OJ's "departure", is getting to hear these gems of jokes I must have missed the first time around.

  • @Grayfamily67
    @Grayfamily67 9 месяцев назад +12

    Weekend update was never the same after he was fired. Norm was the best!

  • @michiganspencer6920
    @michiganspencer6920 9 месяцев назад +34

    OJ's coffin was placed next to his ex-wife....unfortunately...the casket was too big for the hole...so the gravediggers just dropped OJ in a dumpster and left. They were heard saying "If it doesn't FIT....we're going to SPLIT!!!"

  • @BlobRob787
    @BlobRob787 9 месяцев назад +224

    Another reminder that NBC sucks. Firing Norm. What a boob network.

    • @raymondpierotti8414
      @raymondpierotti8414 9 месяцев назад +5

      They fired OJ too.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 9 месяцев назад

      @@raymondpierotti8414 yeah NBC is real strict on killing your wife and a waiter.

    • @pauladouglas9891
      @pauladouglas9891 9 месяцев назад +5

      Dick Ebersole was a friend of OJs

    • @joeyjamison5772
      @joeyjamison5772 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not only does NBC suck, ALL OF TV SUCKS!

    • @amythompson6869
      @amythompson6869 8 месяцев назад +4

      Norm was the absolute funniest comedian ever! Loved him!

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 8 месяцев назад +8

    Some thing's never get old. Norm McDonald's great takes on O.J is one.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 9 месяцев назад +15

    Troy McClure: "But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty."
    - Phil Hartman, "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"

    • @markdanielczyk944
      @markdanielczyk944 9 месяцев назад +3

      Miss Norm and Phil!

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 месяцев назад +2

      I remember that episode and the joke from when I was a kid. I didn't realise until now, it was a reference to OJ. But of course, it makes perfect sense, it must have come out around the same time as the trial.

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 9 месяцев назад +47

    So many great jokes by Norm. My son and I always chuckle about “hey! That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!”! “

  • @JohnStown2025
    @JohnStown2025 9 месяцев назад +30

    “It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.” 😂

  • @franktodarello538
    @franktodarello538 9 месяцев назад +61

    This is absolute gold!!! Thank you for posting this!!

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 9 месяцев назад +77

    Piercing humor that stabs to the heart of the matter. And the neck.

  • @cottoncandisandi6109
    @cottoncandisandi6109 9 месяцев назад +50

    I miss Norm !!! 😎 No more , ballsy comics around . Norm , wasn't afraid to push the envelope .

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 9 месяцев назад +27

    the "....or treat" got me lmao

  • @sidneygreen9120
    @sidneygreen9120 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂, how can you sack a guy for being this truthfuly honest and hilarious at the same time,rip norm and thanks for this i will watch this for the rest of my life 👍

  • @Gotcha6666
    @Gotcha6666 9 месяцев назад +140

    Great timing, maestro! 👏😁
    Norm would be proud.
    Best wishes to all decent Americans from Prague, Czech republic! 🇨🇿🗽🇺🇸

    • @KittyGrizGriz
      @KittyGrizGriz 9 месяцев назад +7

      Thank you! 🇨🇿! ♥️ from the 🇺🇸.
      My great-grandmother was from Czechoslovakia & gave birth to my grandmother during the 1906 San Francisco, CA earthquake, in an army tent. I still remember her accent when I was a little girl. Hope to visit your beautiful country someday! Peace.

    • @Gotcha6666
      @Gotcha6666 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@KittyGrizGriz Nice! You will have a great time once you would visit here! The old architecture will blow your mind!

    • @deborahmurray6872
      @deborahmurray6872 9 месяцев назад +3

      Greetings from upstate NY. Let's make this world great again. We'll see Norm again. John 5:28-29. Peace 💙

  • @nemesis9022
    @nemesis9022 9 месяцев назад +71

    I love I'm not the only one watching this and thinking of norm

  • @edub9930
    @edub9930 9 месяцев назад +39

    Normy got the last laugh. RIP Normy

  • @jim242
    @jim242 9 месяцев назад +32

    And O.J. died surrounded by his loving knife and family

  • @Avicenna10
    @Avicenna10 9 месяцев назад +32

    This guy was a genius at deadpan delivery. And a shout out to the producers who let this kind of material go out over the airwaves back then. You could never get something this controversial on the air today, that’s for sure. Everyone is too worried about being litigated to the poorhouse.

    • @halweiss8671
      @halweiss8671 9 месяцев назад

      Well, there is that pesky problem of if there needs to be an appeal or second trial, these jokes who taint a jury pool.

  • @bobkielbasa7500
    @bobkielbasa7500 9 месяцев назад +54

    The Kardashians owe their careers to OJ 😮

  • @freedomforever6718
    @freedomforever6718 9 месяцев назад +82

    In the end, OJ, you didn't get away with it.

    • @joeyjamison5772
      @joeyjamison5772 9 месяцев назад +4

      No, he became a public outcast and wasn't welcome anywhere.

    • @freedomforever6718
      @freedomforever6718 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@joeyjamison5772
      That's what I mean when I said he didn't get away with it.

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 9 месяцев назад +50

    Norm's doing a special while winking at OJ down under knowing he can hear every word. Knock'em into reincarnation, Norm!

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 8 месяцев назад +10

    The "My 25 years of showering with other men" joke is fucking diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @orangejjay
    @orangejjay 9 месяцев назад +14

    Oh, man. Norm is totally OJ'ing it with these jokes! ❤

  • @adamkane4217
    @adamkane4217 9 месяцев назад +84

    God himself told me that OJ is guilty.

    • @mixererunio1757
      @mixererunio1757 8 месяцев назад +2

      Of course OJ is guilty. I mean, c'mon.

    • @adamkane4217
      @adamkane4217 8 месяцев назад

      @@mixererunio1757 ....I was quoting Norm

  • @belamoure
    @belamoure 9 месяцев назад +26

    The cowardice of the network was colossal right on target Norm!

  • @devonbrooks246
    @devonbrooks246 9 месяцев назад +56

    This is so funny. OJ could not get away from Norm MacDonald. The best joke was 6:36.

  • @patrickfair9107
    @patrickfair9107 9 месяцев назад +7

    So ahead of his time. May he rest in peace for the laughter and the fact that he made us think.
    He was edgy as hell and he pushed the boundaries of what could be joked about.

  • @hardrock1826
    @hardrock1826 9 месяцев назад +9

    After the Trial. OJ was asked if he would ever get married again. He said he'd like to take another Stab at it.

  • @cletustollery6914
    @cletustollery6914 9 месяцев назад +22

    Norm was a genius among comedy and reality.

  • @rogermilholland2341
    @rogermilholland2341 9 месяцев назад +149

    Maybe O.J. would still be here ...if he wasn't' afraid to go under a knife?

    • @willbaug4140
      @willbaug4140 9 месяцев назад +10

      Now , That's funny !!!! 🤔😲😀😀🤣🤣🤣😎🖖

    • @AllTheBestCO
      @AllTheBestCO 9 месяцев назад +7

      Too soon. . . Nahhhhhhhh

    • @KittyGrizGriz
      @KittyGrizGriz 9 месяцев назад +4

      😳 that’s very very dark, humor.

    • @AllTheBestCO
      @AllTheBestCO 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@KittyGrizGriz word on the streets, is that the juice wanted to be a director in t.v. and movies. But, every time he yelled, "cut!" It scared everyone on the set! Now, thats dark dark humor.

    • @cmiller0987
      @cmiller0987 9 месяцев назад +3

      nah he wants to be the guy with the knife in his hand, not the other guy

  • @unscriptedmemories2969
    @unscriptedmemories2969 9 месяцев назад +77

    “They also killed me.” killed me.

  • @AudriaOdom-fr2zs
    @AudriaOdom-fr2zs 9 месяцев назад +12

    I miss Norm😢 RIP NORM🕊✨💙 Norm Macdonald Legend💯🔥

  • @stephenfleschler9682
    @stephenfleschler9682 9 месяцев назад +13

    Wow this is a GREAT video of Norm versus evil.

  • @patallen5095
    @patallen5095 9 месяцев назад +59

    Thank you for this compilation! It is absolutely magic!! 🤣👍

  • @erronblack308
    @erronblack308 9 месяцев назад +13

    What a shame. I always wanted to meet OJ. So I could call him every horrible thing I can think of. Then when he gets mad I go: “What? You gonna kill me?”

  • @johnnyraven4217
    @johnnyraven4217 9 месяцев назад +5

    Norm is somewhere in heaven making jokes.
    I can’t wait for the one that’s about OJ meeting his good friend Don Ohlmeyer in that other place.

  • @ronnieparfait
    @ronnieparfait 9 месяцев назад +4

    The pic of “how to kill 2 people at the same time”.. killed me… 😆😆😆🤘🏼✌🏼

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy 8 месяцев назад +10

    Norm's posthumous memoirs, titled "Don't let my death distract you from the fact that OJ killed two people"