My gran was an elementary school teacher in Texas. On her first day at a new school she starts taking attendance. And several kids were not present for the first few days. Because she was looking for Jesus (Gee-zus)s in a rural farming community in Texas. She didn't know it was pronounced Jesus (Hey-sous).
I made the mistake of taking a bite of my dinner and sip of my drink as he talked about the noodle through the nose! I ended up spewing my dinner!😂 Way too funny!
My friend's dad was a Memphis motorcycle cop in his younger days. Before he retired, he pulled a young lady over late one night and asked for the usual, DL and registration. When he read her name, he scratched his head and pronounced it Pajama, the way it was written. She got all huffy and said, "It's Pajama!". She pronounced it PA-juh-mah. Now, how in the hell was he supposed to know that!?! LOL
I knew a girl named Delilah, she would break all of her boyfriend’s hearts. A lot of which were my friends and I’m like what do you expect, go read the Bible 😂🤦🏽♀️
Lmao I was born in 88 & you made me realize i know a ton of Ambers & not a single one younger is than me lol I think mine is exclusively one decade too.. i know a few Lacey’s and all of us are the same age or they’re 1-2 years older lol crazy..
Judith and Goliath.😂😂😂😂😂 Who named, I want to know. They must be new Christians because they haven't got to that part of the Bible! I love this guy he's hilarious
I don't know what was more entertaining you, or your two shades! I can't remember ever seeing a double shadow, maybe God is messing with you. 😂 #johncrist
heh, Jimmy Neutron? more like Beavis or butthead, he even sounds like them. no disrespect, i just think it's amazing. if someone makes a live action movie of Beavis and Butthead this guy would do an amazing job. any ways he is an entertaining fellow though 👍
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His laugh is very contagious!
Too adorable!😊
John: "Just name your kid something normal".
Some Millennial: "This is my kid Normal".
I love his giggle laugh
John is reminding me of Ray Romano in this standup. Love it❤!
I have not Laughed that Hard for a Very Long Time, Thank You!!!
John, your joke about seeing a football fan in another Raiders Jersy and thinking, "Oh good, another Juan in the crowd." Truly priceless 😆
My gran was an elementary school teacher in Texas. On her first day at a new school she starts taking attendance. And several kids were not present for the first few days. Because she was looking for Jesus (Gee-zus)s in a rural farming community in Texas. She didn't know it was pronounced Jesus (Hey-sous).
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Hilarious...really well timed smart set
I work in medical. The amount of baby boys being named Messiah, oh my.
Oh no! 😮😮😮😮
WOW
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That is appalling 😮
I made the mistake of taking a bite of my dinner and sip of my drink as he talked about the noodle through the nose! I ended up spewing my dinner!😂 Way too funny!
My friend's dad was a Memphis motorcycle cop in his younger days. Before he retired, he pulled a young lady over late one night and asked for the usual, DL and registration. When he read her name, he scratched his head and pronounced it Pajama, the way it was written. She got all huffy and said, "It's Pajama!". She pronounced it PA-juh-mah. Now, how in the hell was he supposed to know that!?! LOL
2015 highlights... Love it!
Hey John , how about a girl name Jezebel 😂😂😂
I can't believe you said that about an Amber. I have never heard that, but it's true
Hey, my son's name is Caleb lol. Lost out in basketball high school
So, here's me, the buzz kill: Mud slides happen in California, too.
I lived in Atlanta GA. You do Not want to end up in DeKalb county Jail !!!
One thing that stuck was someone comparing you to Jimmy Neutron. Hilarious!
Your jokes are hilarious! Spoken like a true Canadian 🇨🇦 lol
Giving his tithe to Chick-fil-A lololol
lol my nephews name is Cody and trust me he’s a cowboy and cowboys don’t play. Lol
Cody is a good cowboy name. 🤠
I knew a girl named Delilah, she would break all of her boyfriend’s hearts. A lot of which were my friends and I’m like what do you expect, go read the Bible 😂🤦🏽♀️
*Amber is only from a certain generation :-) she had to be born in the 80s
Lmao I was born in 88 & you made me realize i know a ton of Ambers & not a single one younger is than me lol I think mine is exclusively one decade too.. i know a few Lacey’s and all of us are the same age or they’re 1-2 years older lol crazy..
Watrisse 😂😂
The fact that this comment has a Google translate button next to it... lmao!
Im so distracted by his clean face
LoL, Amber alert......
My fav special of John crist 💯
Hurricane is a popular drink in New Orleans.
And they're damn good! Love that Louisiana hospitality! New Orleans (pronounced as one word) at night is the best.
Pat O'Brien's!!!
18:20, Irish Car Bomb time. Hahahahahahahaha 😂!!!
If this was in 2015 then this is before Jon’s sobriety. I’m so happy he’s strong and healthy now. Still very funny ❤️
Was this before the Johnny Depp fiasco? "Ambers are always CRAZY!"
My son's name is Cody James, and I guarantee you he's not the Cody you're talking about. 🤺🤣
Right?! I don't know any guys named Cody who fit that stereotype. Around here those are the farm boys, who you probably wouldn't want mess with!
Judith and Goliath.😂😂😂😂😂 Who named, I want to know. They must be new Christians because they haven't got to that part of the Bible! I love this guy he's hilarious
My friend named her baby JAYL ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 JAIL ⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Does that mean limitless collect calls?
My gfs name is Amber... im still laughing 😂😂😂
Burlington coat factory😂😂😂
“Nah, I didn’t like this one, I’m gonna wait for the next one”
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I don't know what was more entertaining you, or your two shades! I can't remember ever seeing a double shadow, maybe God is messing with you. 😂 #johncrist
I met Amber, she is Cray Cray 😂!!!
John, don't ever shave your face again, lol.
Agree.. lol
I think he looks great clean shaven.
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@@kellywills346I barely even recognized him without the facial hair.
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I totally agree!
This is from 2015 right?
Be very careful. Staying the word! LA iss not the most positive environment. Stay in the word!!!
👣💅 U go dude !
At my high school we had brothers Jesus and Angel.
You are in LA. Of course they come at you with a bro code! Next thing you know, you'll be in San Fran. 😬😲😳
The real Christians are judging you right now 😂
One of my brothers childhood friends was named John Crist how fun is that?
Its true Amber's are crazy
I love all his specials but this on ... Wasnt bad but...
I agree.
This was 2015...Just getting warmed up lol
@@aaliyahq7360 oh so he definitely got better
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BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY🤣🤣
heh, Jimmy Neutron? more like Beavis or butthead, he even sounds like them.
no disrespect, i just think it's amazing.
if someone makes a live action movie of Beavis and Butthead this guy would do an amazing job.
any ways he is an entertaining fellow though 👍
John is cute af
I like you clean shaven. You look younger.
He was younger. This was almost 10 years ago.
Judas and Cain would have hit better.
Not him making jokes about the whitest names, when his name is John. 🛑 But we'll keep laughing.
❤ the boy says my name is Johnny and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet you're going to regret cuz I'm the best that's ever been
Least fav comedy for this guy. Don’t know what happened or changed but I am not impressed
This was filmed in 2015
Careful! "Ghetto?" GOD said talk less , listen more. Think! John you must think, before speaking. Believers, are empathetic! Considerate!
He was better when he was younger seems just a little slower now anyway check out his younger videos
This video is from 2015.
J Crist is kinda weird.
Is this recent?
I think it from 2015
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