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  • @user-jv5pp8pv9l
    @user-jv5pp8pv9l 5 месяцев назад +78

    You should have to pass a test like this to vote and run for office.

  • @relliot1000
    @relliot1000 5 месяцев назад +32

    Dang John cmon. You were homeschooled! I was expecting 100% 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReformationRamblings
    @ReformationRamblings 5 месяцев назад +32

    Question 1. Who’s in charge of the executive branch?
    I wish I knew.

    • @DawnNY
      @DawnNY 4 месяца назад +3

      Ok, THAT is funny.
      I laughed so hard my eye teared. Thanks!😂

    • @terrigallagher5998
      @terrigallagher5998 4 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @janeleslie4192
      @janeleslie4192 2 месяца назад +1

      Now that’s comedy 😂👍

  • @growingfromhome.
    @growingfromhome. 5 месяцев назад +64

    Come on, John! Tell me you know who the president was during the Civil War. It wasn’t Roosevelt. 😂

    • @pamelaarras7908
      @pamelaarras7908 4 месяца назад

      They asked during WW1.

    • @calebrockstedt
      @calebrockstedt 3 месяца назад

      ​@@pamelaarras7908yes, but he also didn't know Abraham Lincoln was civil war

    • @katherinec.9779
      @katherinec.9779 22 дня назад

      That was hard to hear😮😮😮 ouch!!!!

  • @susandunn7207
    @susandunn7207 5 месяцев назад +34

    Sam Adams was John’s cousin. He also represented Massachusetts in the Continental Congress and signed the Declaration of Independence, making him a Founding Father as well.
    Guys you need to go back to school

  • @maddieandelismom
    @maddieandelismom 5 месяцев назад +41

    And the last question was answered in the movie National Treasure 😂😂

  • @Rancher1911
    @Rancher1911 5 месяцев назад +34

    This was painful, but hilarious

  • @pamberry7162
    @pamberry7162 5 месяцев назад +32

    Dude, I am Canadian and I scored 9/10!!!

    • @officialheidirose
      @officialheidirose 5 месяцев назад +1

      I assume that you either have a good memory or that the Canadian education system is decent compared to the U.S.😂

    • @jhoebrochef411
      @jhoebrochef411 5 месяцев назад

      Which question did you miss?

    • @SeleneBeatty
      @SeleneBeatty Месяц назад

      Movin to canada

  • @doglady174
    @doglady174 5 месяцев назад +148

    Can we just give this test to everyone and remove citizenship from those who fail? Something is very wrong with our education system. Bring back civics and actual history classes please.

  • @ms.amandachanley4245
    @ms.amandachanley4245 5 месяцев назад +27

    I guarantee if those are the types of questions that they want to give immigrants to become US Citizens 3/4 of Americans would fail!!❤❤😂

    • @kf29349
      @kf29349 5 месяцев назад

      Joe Biden would fail.

  • @sarahreed7600
    @sarahreed7600 5 месяцев назад +20

    Shocking that men don’t know who Susan B Anthony is…..😞

    • @lisawesome7588
      @lisawesome7588 5 месяцев назад

      Who cares? Shes dead

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lisawesome7588because it's apart of American history

    • @lisawells6051
      @lisawells6051 5 месяцев назад

      @@lisawesome7588 🙄

    • @ladyelainefairchild3546
      @ladyelainefairchild3546 5 месяцев назад +3

      What’s worse is they didn’t know Betsy Ross made the flag or Francis Scott Key wrote the anthem.

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ladyelainefairchild3546 agreed.

  • @thatiowan3581
    @thatiowan3581 5 месяцев назад +28

    Tell me you failed high school without telling me you failed high school

  • @user-mr4un1zm2q
    @user-mr4un1zm2q 5 месяцев назад +40

    I'm from South Africa. I got 9. Green card?

    • @andrejka_talking_out_loud
      @andrejka_talking_out_loud 5 месяцев назад

      unfortunately the lack of education of Americans is very... American.
      Ever watch the classic 12 Angry Men? It was the guy from Europe that knew the law and what made America a beacon of freedom to the world more than the actual americans... Our ignorance and descent into an idiocracy is engineered by the Globalists.

    • @anonymous1984y
      @anonymous1984y 5 месяцев назад +3

      You can have John's 😅

  • @yvonnemoulton6671
    @yvonnemoulton6671 5 месяцев назад +9

    Way to go, John. You made me feel like a genius.

  • @user-im8sp6pz6e
    @user-im8sp6pz6e 5 месяцев назад +15

    I screamed more at the screen to try to help more than at the Superbowl. Your willingness to do this is big and it was funny. I knew exactly why he said the flag knitter... Susan B Anthony and Betsy Ross both have the letter b and are women. So confusing right.. lol. Love you guys.

  • @JamesStrickland
    @JamesStrickland 5 месяцев назад +22

    I am 6 minutes in and feel dumber than when I hit play😆

  • @simplynorthernbelle
    @simplynorthernbelle 5 месяцев назад +15

    Rosie the riveter is insane 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NCollins86
    @NCollins86 5 месяцев назад +11

    This is sad. Tbh, I had some difficulty with a couple of the questions, but the bigger concern is that to gain citizenship you only need to answer 6 out of 10 questions correctly?! How does that qualify anyone to be a citizen?! Why don't they teach us things that will help us in the future?! Not just some names.

  • @shawnawright7253
    @shawnawright7253 5 месяцев назад +7

    Homeschooling parents everywhere can answer these in their sleep.........😂 But....gotta ask. Did John not notice the 76 on the other guy's shirt?? 🤣

    • @BobbiGail
      @BobbiGail 4 месяца назад

      The kicker is that so many of us did not know these answers before we became homschool teachers. For immigration- we need different questions... maybe some about loyalty to the success of United States?

  • @moniquehall439
    @moniquehall439 5 месяцев назад +6

    Don't think anyone is taking this test anymore. Just walk across the border now..

  • @kellykeegan3569
    @kellykeegan3569 5 месяцев назад +8

    Oh my gosh guys! 🤦🏻‍♀️
    Rosie Riveter?! 🤣

  • @connienovak1011
    @connienovak1011 5 месяцев назад +16

    Every kid should have to pass this test to get out of 8th grade!

    • @stnwrd
      @stnwrd 5 месяцев назад +1

      Do they still require eighth graders to past The Constitution before they graduate?

    • @ErikZangron
      @ErikZangron 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@stnwrd The eight grade? Wow, what county/state is that in? LOL My 5th grade daughter answered all his questions on the fly. LMAO.

    • @stnwrd
      @stnwrd 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@ErikZangron Yes Sir :) Illinois 1982 we has to pass it to graduate. That is GREAT your daughter answered them all like that. Give her a high five for me :)

    • @lynettem4803
      @lynettem4803 4 месяца назад

      As an adult, I've forgotten some of those things.

  • @angiemansfield9381
    @angiemansfield9381 5 месяцев назад +6

    I sat here wandering if John was playing the comedian while blurting out these answers!!!!!!!! I wanted to bury my head in my hands…come on man!

  • @tobithefox
    @tobithefox 5 месяцев назад +13

    8:02 the way John just completely skipped Idaho 😭

    • @The1stPurpleCat
      @The1stPurpleCat 5 месяцев назад +4

      When I was answering before listening to their responses, I got Idaho! It’s just that it’s only a small part of Idaho that is touching from a map point of view.
      (I love your pfp btw)

    • @tobithefox
      @tobithefox 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@The1stPurpleCat yeah it's true, the border is quite small. thanks btw!

    • @letsgobrandon8
      @letsgobrandon8 5 месяцев назад +2

      He also skipped Alaska

  • @ivannar1904
    @ivannar1904 5 месяцев назад +8

    Took the citizenship test when I was 12 and literally forgot I took it until I started watching this. Just started 😂😂should be interesting

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C 5 месяцев назад +6

    I had Woodrow Wilson rolling in my head and couldn’t think of anyone else, but I was so hesitant I thought for sure I would be wrong. 😄

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад +1

      I had thought that too. I knew it wasn't Roosevelt

    • @shawnawright7253
      @shawnawright7253 5 месяцев назад +1

      Woodrow Wilson World War One makes that one easy to remember!!

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ 5 месяцев назад +3

    I’ve never been more proud of myself for getting every one of these right. Is there such thing as a Super Citizen for those that got 100% on this?! 🙏

  • @user-bl2jb4yn6v
    @user-bl2jb4yn6v 5 месяцев назад +7

    There will be wars and rumors of war.

  • @maddieandelismom
    @maddieandelismom 5 месяцев назад +21

    Did no one think of Alaska first? 😂😂

    • @kengy1991
      @kengy1991 5 месяцев назад +5

      I did!

    • @elizabethnisotis334
      @elizabethnisotis334 5 месяцев назад +3

      I did!! I lived in Alaska and it was the first state that came to mind 😂

    • @MichaelDawson03
      @MichaelDawson03 5 месяцев назад +1

      I did, but only because John made the Palin joke.

    • @markbrown4931
      @markbrown4931 5 месяцев назад +1

      Actually... my wife and I are BOTH American AND Canadian citizens... sorry to say, we didn't even consider it. Until seeing it listed. So... last! Yikes. I've even been into Alaska a bit (by bus; into the southwest tip from Northern B.C. (that's British Columbia; my home province... haha). Major brain fart. We live in PA now... so, my mind has been "easternized". Am I a Yankee?!! (My parents grew up in Texas. I'm so confused.)

    • @jhoebrochef411
      @jhoebrochef411 5 месяцев назад

      Another one people miss is Idaho.

  • @tamiflick9871
    @tamiflick9871 5 месяцев назад +10

    Susan B Anthony - Suffrage for Women

  • @user-nl6gz4lv2h
    @user-nl6gz4lv2h 5 месяцев назад +3

    Francis Scott Key wrote the Star Spangled Banner...Ben Franklin!!! Ben Franklin invented bifocals!!! Y'all make my brain hurt...😅😂😅

  • @growingfromhome.
    @growingfromhome. 5 месяцев назад +26

    This is hilarious! John, you’re making homeschoolers look bad. 😂

    • @candyr85
      @candyr85 5 месяцев назад +5

      I forgot he was homeschooled 😂😂

    • @jazzmusicfan
      @jazzmusicfan 5 месяцев назад +4

      It didn't make him 'gooder'. 😂

    • @SeleneBeatty
      @SeleneBeatty 5 месяцев назад

      Are these guys serious?…….?…….theyre embarrassing

    • @jonathanlong6987
      @jonathanlong6987 5 месяцев назад

      No. Making them look good because he is so IGNORANT.

    • @juliabarrios318
      @juliabarrios318 5 месяцев назад +2

      Most people that went through public school would fail this. I know I almost did. Should have been home schooled glad my daughter wants to homeschool my grandbabies.

  • @randomcommenter6711
    @randomcommenter6711 5 месяцев назад +18

    "Four score and seven years ago..." - Roosevelt

  • @lauraellard9941
    @lauraellard9941 4 месяца назад +1

    NOT tapping you guys for the history section of Trivial Pursuit. 😂

  • @sassyanne1236
    @sassyanne1236 5 месяцев назад +2

    Y'all are killing me! I was relieved to know that I would pass the test though.

  • @dc4369
    @dc4369 5 месяцев назад +4

    Best history lesson is a long while 🤣thanks guys

  • @basher2209
    @basher2209 5 месяцев назад +12

    Well I’m glad someone is taking the test. We all know the millions running across the border aren’t….

  • @MercenaryTX
    @MercenaryTX 5 месяцев назад +9

    Funny and sad at the same time.

  • @Makoshark83
    @Makoshark83 5 месяцев назад +8

    Woohoo! I aced the citizenship test.

  • @annapadilla4349
    @annapadilla4349 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ooh, I get to be a citizen! Benjamin Franklin!😂😂

  • @JOYful_Comedy
    @JOYful_Comedy 5 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who took APUSH and is currently in AP Government, this is so funny.

    • @DawnNY
      @DawnNY 5 месяцев назад

      Nice!
      Have blessed future 🙏🏼🇺🇸

  • @ludovicoc7046
    @ludovicoc7046 5 месяцев назад +3

    Uh oh! Does this mean that Crist should be deported?

  • @virginashaffer172
    @virginashaffer172 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rosie the Riveter was a real person..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stacygummert5626
    @stacygummert5626 2 месяца назад

    “Screws on an airplane” 😂😂😂

  • @Baker-H
    @Baker-H 5 месяцев назад +3

    I only knew the last question because of National Treasure

  • @melissarobins4536
    @melissarobins4536 4 месяца назад

    Your answers to this quiz are stressing me out so much!

  • @AtelierofZ_Co24
    @AtelierofZ_Co24 5 месяцев назад +2

    I messed up on the WW1 president but got everything else, oh well, im not a citizen, i was just born here, lmao!

  • @JxBx80
    @JxBx80 5 месяцев назад +6

    John started so good

  • @cre8ed2live
    @cre8ed2live 3 месяца назад

    My mom at age 68, and dad at age 76 passed this test after living in US for 5 years. They spoke or understood English prior to arriving as Christian refugees to USA

  • @Josualamont5768
    @Josualamont5768 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’m so bummed my husband and I missed you in Mobile. It was our 1st anniversary and I was sick… couldn’t go.😢
    Been looking for content from that night and can’t find it

  • @meisong0717
    @meisong0717 5 месяцев назад +8

    Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow Wilson!!!

    • @easye5653
      @easye5653 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh, is that the Volleyball from Castaway? 😂

  • @ItIsAmandaaa
    @ItIsAmandaaa 5 месяцев назад +1

    John's favorite movie of all time is clearly not National Treasure 😂

  • @renaes2008
    @renaes2008 4 месяца назад

    I teach a class to people who are applying for Citizenship. Very rewarding.

  • @stepht5
    @stepht5 4 месяца назад

    My husband took this test in 1992, at age 31. He already had a U. S. Social Security card, and bought 2 homes, had a job since age 15. When he took the test, he didn’t study, he told the immigration employee that if he failed it was because of his education in the United States 😂😂, since his family moved back to the states when he was 3 😂😂
    His parents are from Tennessee and Texas, they lived in Canada when he was born and didn’t register his birth as a U.S. citizen.

  • @kellentia
    @kellentia 5 месяцев назад +1

    I knew u were talking William Tell 😂

  • @morgansmith6338
    @morgansmith6338 5 месяцев назад +2

    Roosevelt was the heroic leader of the Civil War 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад +2

      I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂. Like really??? I thought 🤔 it was Lincoln, but ok John Crist 😂

  • @cherylskiles8524
    @cherylskiles8524 5 месяцев назад

    Challenging and hilarious! Its been alot of minutes since I studied history, and I would have to dig deep tocome up with the right answers! ❤

  • @renezee
    @renezee 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for making me feel so smart today

  • @aymee7136
    @aymee7136 5 месяцев назад +1

    John as a home schooled kid you should know this stuff. 😂

  • @unshapingtheearth7916
    @unshapingtheearth7916 5 месяцев назад +2

    My test for getting into America:
    What is the first amendment?
    What is the second amendment?
    What is the fourth amendment?
    What is the 5th amendment?
    Why are there 50 stars on the US flag?
    What do the red stripes represent on the US flag?
    What do the white stripes represent on the US flag?
    What year did the United States declare independence?
    Why is it important for citizens to have firearms?
    Who was the first president of the United States?
    What is the supreme law of the land in the US?
    How many branches of government are there?

    • @lisawells6051
      @lisawells6051 5 месяцев назад

      Love it! You need to first work with our education system and then with the immigration system! These are great questions!

  • @sherimowery3251
    @sherimowery3251 5 месяцев назад

    Come on, John, you were homeschooled!!
    Does Abraham Lincoln ring a bell??

  • @rjbouge66
    @rjbouge66 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey John, it was a pleasure meeting you at the Polar Plunge.

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад

      I would have fainted if I met him 😅

  • @Octopuscoast
    @Octopuscoast 4 месяца назад

    You're making tests fun ! 😂🎉

  • @christinebee9781
    @christinebee9781 5 месяцев назад +4

    Dang you guys are dumb! Love you anyway. Definitely an indictment of our nation’s educational system.

  • @candyluna2929
    @candyluna2929 3 месяца назад

    My mom took hers some weeks ago and passed. She has lived here for 36yrs

  • @Octopuscoast
    @Octopuscoast 4 месяца назад

    Love this 😂😂❤❤

  • @lisawells6051
    @lisawells6051 5 месяцев назад +2

    George Washington had the apple shot off his head…..?

  • @vana4x4
    @vana4x4 5 месяцев назад +2

    Is John ok? I mean, his humor is still AWESOME!! His eyes have seemed really glassy in videos lately… just hope he’s ok! ☺️

  • @RyanMColeman
    @RyanMColeman 4 месяца назад

    “Susan B. Anthony… created the flag.” 😅

  • @elainethomas9532
    @elainethomas9532 5 месяцев назад +6

    That was fun 🥳

  • @Jennifer-kh9kw
    @Jennifer-kh9kw 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thats strange, i know i subbed over a year ago and when i saw a notification today i was shocked that you've put out so many videos but i never got notifications for so long. Anyone else stop getting notifications??🤔

  • @TfB12
    @TfB12 5 месяцев назад +4

    you should have to take this to be allowed to vote...

    • @lisawesome7588
      @lisawesome7588 5 месяцев назад

      Knowing these answers don't make you smart enough to vote. 😂

    • @TfB12
      @TfB12 5 месяцев назад

      @@lisawesome7588 doesn’t*

    • @lisawesome7588
      @lisawesome7588 5 месяцев назад

      @@TfB12 😂😂😂😂 are you serous

    • @lisawesome7588
      @lisawesome7588 5 месяцев назад

      @@TfB12 you know how swipe texting and auto correct work right?

    • @TfB12
      @TfB12 5 месяцев назад

      @@lisawesome7588 I do.. I also know how reading works before I post something.. sorry you don’t. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @magorzatasanchez736
    @magorzatasanchez736 Месяц назад

    Betsy Ross was Responsible for working her fingers to the bone sewing the first version of the US flag in her tiny Philly house (def. go visit) but it was Polish General Tadeusz (Thaddeus) Kościuszko (koh-shh-choo-shhh-koh) who was responsible for helping the US beat the British in the Revolutionary war and was chosen to design the American flag which is based off of Coat of arms of the Sandomierz Voivodeship, in Poland- (go visit there too!)

  • @earlymorningtwilight9119
    @earlymorningtwilight9119 5 месяцев назад

    Should have to pass this test in order to vote!

  • @sheilalopez7498
    @sheilalopez7498 3 месяца назад

    William Tell!!!!😂

  • @stardust7891
    @stardust7891 5 месяцев назад +5

    This is painful to watch.

  • @norredr68
    @norredr68 5 месяцев назад +1

    Less television and more Civics!!!

  • @anitam-a1836
    @anitam-a1836 5 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who had to take the test - this is hilarious 🤣

  • @elishacoyle7009
    @elishacoyle7009 5 месяцев назад

    I had to hid my "big ole purse" in the bushes outside the theatre tonight in sugarland TX to get in! The only thing that made it too big was the strap for god sakes...but alas we made it inside! Yo..we laughed so hard we peed ourselves! sorry TMI🤣 wanted to include a picture of me with the offending postage stamp size purse but no way to do that.

  • @michalezzo1024
    @michalezzo1024 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was fun! I got eight so I'm good! I'm an American citizen! 😂🎉 How did you not know Susan B Anthony?

  • @unshapingtheearth7916
    @unshapingtheearth7916 5 месяцев назад +2

    We should make all registered democrats take this test and if they fail they are immigrated out of the country😂

    • @rpdbu8250
      @rpdbu8250 4 месяца назад

      These boys are Republicans and failed it 😂

  • @judithshorthouse1799
    @judithshorthouse1799 5 месяцев назад

    I’m Australian Canadian and I you more answers than those who did!😂

  • @artemassteere741
    @artemassteere741 5 месяцев назад

    I think everyone should have to pass this test to vote

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 5 месяцев назад

    Good thing you guys are in comedy

  • @terrireynolds952
    @terrireynolds952 5 месяцев назад

    Yo! This test for US citizenship has declined BIG TIME ~ when I lived in TX in the late 90's , worked w/a gal that showed me the test: HUGE pamphlet w/50 questions on it.
    I couldn't answer even 10 correct ~ never was a history buff, just born in the USA... PLUS she told me she had to pay over 1 grand on top of passing the test to become a USA citizen.
    Not sure what's going on these days...

  • @faithm.8958
    @faithm.8958 5 месяцев назад +1

    Homeschooling… John that’s why you are thinking of William tell!!

    • @faithm.8958
      @faithm.8958 5 месяцев назад

      I’m homeschooled as well. It was in 1781!! Lol again it’s homeschooling… yeah it’s great… i was wrong too! :/

  • @jenren999
    @jenren999 3 месяца назад +1

    Betsy Ross sewed our much loved flag

  • @Ruby-wise
    @Ruby-wise 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great😎🇺🇸😎🇺🇸😎🇲🇽 guys!!!😂

  • @dagman85
    @dagman85 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was going to say Susan B. Anthony was most famous for being on the $2 bill.

  • @kathyingram3061
    @kathyingram3061 5 месяцев назад +1

    ~☆~I only got 1 wrong!!!~☆~

  • @InsertCleverName06
    @InsertCleverName06 5 месяцев назад +1

    This just hurts

  • @donnamarsh3474
    @donnamarsh3474 5 месяцев назад

    Samuel Adams was a founding father!!!

  • @janjumpin9460
    @janjumpin9460 4 месяца назад

    I’m hoping they were kidding and not that clueless!😮

  • @user-vm8ie7ro2b
    @user-vm8ie7ro2b 5 месяцев назад

    Women's right to vote!

  • @katiegarcia8255
    @katiegarcia8255 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why did I get nervous on your final answer?

    • @mollysmith1226
      @mollysmith1226 5 месяцев назад

      I really didn't think he was going to get it right either. This video just makes me sad

  • @bracken_3164
    @bracken_3164 17 дней назад

    I feel like a genius right now. 😳

  • @zoetheexasperatedhistorian2516
    @zoetheexasperatedhistorian2516 4 месяца назад

    Rosie the Riveter was a real person 💀

  • @ruthgar1519
    @ruthgar1519 5 месяцев назад +1

    Let me just say, you guys are lucky, you were born in the US of A 🤣🤣
    I took the citizenship 32 years after immigrating as a kid, passed it with no problem.

  • @eileenmccarthy8507
    @eileenmccarthy8507 5 месяцев назад +4

    Who made this quiz for real lol

    • @user-jv5pp8pv9l
      @user-jv5pp8pv9l 5 месяцев назад

      The government. You can go online and get a test off of the government website. I forget which bone exactly.

  • @Bookjunkie407
    @Bookjunkie407 5 месяцев назад +2

    For some reason, I thought it would be multiple-choice. The question about the bifocals definitely should be multiple-choice! LOL For some reason this reminds me, are you smarter than a fifth grader.