Come quietly or there will be trouble. Police Simulator: Patrol Officers

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
  • POLICE SIMULATOR: CITIZENS ON PATROL
    A new batch of recruits arrives at Police Academy, this time a group of civilian volunteers who have joined Commandant Lassard's new Citizens on Patrol program. Although the community relations project has strong governmental support, a disgusted Captain Harris is determined to see it fail.
    Those nice people as Astragon Entertainment fired a key for this in my direction with the instruction of serving the public trust, protecting the innocent and upholding the law. Bless them.
    Find the game here: store.steampow...
    Have some blurb!
    Welcome to Brighton! Join the police force of this fictitious American city and experience the day to day life of a Police Officer. Start with citing violations and giving out parking tickets, then work your way towards shouldering more responsibilities. Be part of the community of Brighton, get to know your neighborhood and handle daily police work to fight crime during your shift. Always be tough, but fair: respect the law and gain more experience to unlock more neighborhoods, districts and duties.
    POLICE SIMULATOR: PATROL OFFICERS includes a dynamic traffic system that organically creates the traffic flow and car accidents, as well as emergency situations that can randomly pop up during your shift. Be ready to react at a moment’s notice! In the Open World of Brighton you will be able to choose neighborhoods for your patrols and make sure to keep them safe. Patrol through three unique districts with several neighborhoods each. Every single one has a distinct flair, from the high rises of Downtown to the historical buildings of Brickston.
    With progression and unlocking new districts, additional duties will also be revealed. Start with ticketing duty and finding wrongfully parked cars, but be prepared to take care of accidents that may happen right in front of your eyes. In a living and breathing city, many different duties may be encountered. Stop drug deals taking place in the local park, or chase graffiti sprayers illegally tagging walls. Be prepared for anything - even if it is just a car blocking a bus stop. Every duty is your responsibility.
    With the Intuition System your police officer will be able to pick up important clues during witness interrogations that could lead you to resolve situations the right way, so make sure you pay attention to everything being said and done. POLICE SIMULATOR: PATROL OFFICERS offers a Simulation mode for experienced players looking for the most authentic experience, as well as a casual mode for those looking for a more relaxing patrol in the streets of Brighton.
    Traffic system that organically creates accidents, speeding vehicles, traffic jams and other traffic violations like crossing a red light and more
    Three districts with several neighborhoods, each with their own unique flair
    Various duties ranging from car accidents, parking regulations, emergency callouts, to finding drug dealers or graffiti sprayers
    Progression to unlock districts, cars and modes (Standard and Open Patrol)
    Casual and Simulation game modes
    Intuition System
    Single- and Multiplayer modes
    Modding support for police uniform and car textures
    *****
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Комментарии • 68

  • @boops1312
    @boops1312 Год назад +22

    The hero we don't need AND don't deserve.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Год назад +1

      Well I think Traffic Wardens are the modern day Super Heroes.

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 Год назад

    Love this law-enforcement-running-about model. True traffic cop, right in the middle of it. ~ To protect and serve ~

  • @Moggster23
    @Moggster23 Год назад +3

    Thank you for the blues brothers reference. 👌

  • @Tyrope
    @Tyrope Год назад +6

    Having seen some serious videos of this game, I was looking forward to you playing this.
    I wasn't disappointed. Wasn't going where I expected it to, but in a good way.

  • @The1402784
    @The1402784 Год назад +1

    That Robocop music O My God I absolutely loved it. Please do more, Please do more.

  • @aeronautic2374
    @aeronautic2374 Год назад +3

    13:40 has to be the best moment here! I loved it! Please make more of this!
    Oh, and 11:34 when he gets run over. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

  • @maidenminnesota1
    @maidenminnesota1 Год назад +3

    Need more of this! Love the voice changer. Made the whole video! LOL!

  • @JohnnyDrizzle
    @JohnnyDrizzle Год назад +1

    I waited for this one 😄
    The speed limit is in the bottom right corner. Pull over vehicles with the pull over sign. Always check parked vehicles in the computer, if they don't have insurance they can be towed

  • @Elvo7684
    @Elvo7684 Год назад +1

    The power just went straight to your head, slightly disappointed as I was looking forward to an outro with you dressed as Robo Cop.

  • @Bo_D_Hansen
    @Bo_D_Hansen Год назад +6

    I want to see more from Colonel Cop aka Colonel RoboCop if it is possible because I would like to see what else happens

  • @darthvegan
    @darthvegan Год назад +4

    2:45 That "drinking in public" interaction was so hilarious with the Karen.

    • @ravenpenguin8884
      @ravenpenguin8884 Год назад

      In case you haven't noticed I have a cousin who's name is called Karen and you must find it funny to insult other people's relatives with stupid jokes

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 Год назад +1

    You missed that fella walling around in a loud shirt in a built up area after the hours of darkness. .

  • @LegitimateCo
    @LegitimateCo Год назад

    This is definitely one of the videos I have ever watched!

  • @timboerger2240
    @timboerger2240 Год назад +18

    To be fair, you really nailed the American experience of cops wandering around aimlessly, randomly pulling out their gun, and booking people for low level offences.

    • @midnightron9067
      @midnightron9067 Год назад

      You must be a police officer. Thank you so much for your brave and insightful commentary on American life.

  • @thomasstuart2936
    @thomasstuart2936 Год назад

    Just the theme popping up constantly is hilarious.

  • @jontaylor1652
    @jontaylor1652 Год назад +1

    Officer Failure.... hahaha, I knew you were mad, this proves it. Excellent, very funny.

  • @timjerrom7173
    @timjerrom7173 Год назад +1

    Love it, mucho 90's nostalgia now can't wait until you meet an Edd.

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 Год назад +3

    What's this game about then ??. Bookem dano.

  • @jsprague2453
    @jsprague2453 Год назад +2

    I'm 1:51 in and this has the potential to be an all-timer.

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 Год назад +1

    Get your trousers on. Your knicked. We're the sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner. .

  • @diet1985
    @diet1985 Год назад +1

    i loved this a little more than maybe I should have!

  • @bleahster6335
    @bleahster6335 Год назад

    You made this game pretty funny, have you thought about doing another video on it? Or maybe a stream? It'd be interesting to see how far Colonel Cop will go in the pursuit of JUSTICE!! 🤖👮

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Год назад

    very fun :) I can't believe you let that lady go for having chocolate.

  • @mistermeanial1690
    @mistermeanial1690 Год назад +1

    You are much nicer than I am, Colonel. I’d definitely see what happens when I shoot a suspect 😂

  • @Ajbajnificent
    @Ajbajnificent Год назад +1

    Loved this one. I'm glad there's finally a decent Police Simulator out there, the ones till now were trash. Will give it a spin. And hope you make a series out of this, looks fun as hell!

  • @kaldo_kaldo
    @kaldo_kaldo Год назад +3

    13:31 Your leg is possessed

  • @supergnoob7459
    @supergnoob7459 Год назад

    I need more of this. Made my day

  • @realShadowKat
    @realShadowKat Год назад

    +1 for nailing SCMODS properly.

  • @wimpie031
    @wimpie031 Год назад

    No no, not the sound of the police but of K.I.T.T. 😂

  • @ssmith5048
    @ssmith5048 Год назад

    Great ! Need more of these!

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 Год назад

    "Shit."
    "What?"
    "Rollers."
    "No."
    "Yeah."
    "Shit."

  • @Lister373
    @Lister373 Год назад

    Would download the officer colonel voice-over dlc for this game, make it happen, Dovetail!

  • @seaape1070
    @seaape1070 Год назад

    Great! Just great, more like this Dr. Colonel Cop Failure.

  • @johnkonieczny728
    @johnkonieczny728 Год назад

    😂 great video, I play this game also, and it’s great.

  • @cabe_bedlam
    @cabe_bedlam Год назад

    *Paul Verhoeven as entered the chat*

  • @sepper707
    @sepper707 Год назад

    Colonel Robot - Keeping The Streets Safe. Just come quietly or there will be trouble!

  • @CraigTalksAbout
    @CraigTalksAbout Год назад +1

    More please

  • @rob_lfc_suter8432
    @rob_lfc_suter8432 Год назад

    Absolutely love colonel cop

  • @railwayjade
    @railwayjade Год назад

    Colonel Space Marine!

  • @RustyITNerd
    @RustyITNerd Год назад +3

    Colonel, the Cop = best Cop?
    Edit: I definitely got Robo Cop vibes when watching this...

    • @antygod
      @antygod Год назад +1

      indeed, those Murphy vibes were subtle ;p

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Год назад +4

      And yet, no copyright claim. I am clearly well subtle.

    • @antygod
      @antygod Год назад +3

      @@colonelfailure ED-209 will be around any second with a 20 seconds to comply. based on previous evidence i suggest you find some stairs immediately

  • @jarlemalmin
    @jarlemalmin Год назад

    Robo cop music in the background? Yep been awhile since I heard that music.

  • @MerlinKernow75
    @MerlinKernow75 Год назад

    Could of booked the taxi with neon lights under it

  • @C2K777
    @C2K777 Год назад

    ** IMPORTANT PREFACE: This is NOT me complaining, taking offence or anything else. I'm also a big, ugly, boy who doesn't feel the need, or desire, for anyone else to do so on my behalf! **
    This played bloody hell with the hearing aids and magical gubins I have on the laptop so I can WTH anyone is saying but my god was it worth it. We NEED more #ColonelCop in exactly this style. The peek inside what an omnipotent CF might be like was both hilarious and chilling 😆

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Год назад

      Was it the voice-changed sections that monkeyed with your technology?

    • @wimpie031
      @wimpie031 Год назад

      Can’t imagine how it was for you with the hearing problem you have. But happy it worked out well for you!

    • @C2K777
      @C2K777 Год назад

      @@colonelfailure Yes but once I'd worked out that was a thing I just tweaked them. The change in voice was part of the hilarity though for sure

  • @scottbraz
    @scottbraz Год назад

    Haven’t laughed that much FOREVER ❤❤

  • @dwarfgdl4635
    @dwarfgdl4635 Год назад

    Judge Dredd vibes there :]

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 Год назад

    Did you falsify you license application. Pit it down as 1060 west Addison ?

  • @supereight888
    @supereight888 Год назад

    oh dear who gave the colonel a badge...

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop Год назад

    Heh heh, RoboCop. :P

  • @thomasstuart2936
    @thomasstuart2936 Год назад

    +1 for SCMODS

  • @detsllh2995
    @detsllh2995 Год назад

    Do you not get a car to pull people over?

    • @Tyrope
      @Tyrope Год назад +1

      Later on, yes.

  • @ravenpenguin8884
    @ravenpenguin8884 Год назад

    An officer asks for ID first before giving a civilian a fine for drinking in public 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

  • @smallejector5266
    @smallejector5266 Год назад

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard you use the phrase “shoot her in the face” twice in one video………

  • @MikelNaUsaCom
    @MikelNaUsaCom Год назад +1

    Do you feel lucky punk? Do you?

  • @coffee8866
    @coffee8866 Год назад

    LoL

  • @DavidKing-ph8or
    @DavidKing-ph8or Год назад

    SCMODS :-) !!!!!!!